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122 headlines found matching 'GIS'
Thu May 05, 2016
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
San Andreas Fault "locked, loaded, and ready to roll," says seismologist. EVERYBODY IN CALIFORNIA PACK UP AND MOVE
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
GOP consultants unite to defeat single payer legislation in Colorado. Wait, did I say GOP?
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"I only tell the truth. That's why people vote for me. That whole woman card thing was my idea; I'm my own strategist," says Donald Trump without a trace of irony, humility, or sense of awareness
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Recent bills proposed and passed in a number of state legislatures ban companies from bidding on public contracts if they support boycotts of any U.S. ally. You'll never guess who did this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist: Trump will beat Hillary like 'a baby seal.' Which actually isn't that hard to imagine
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Wed April 27, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Science explains why it's actually impossible to be vegetarian. "I'll pause to let the collective yowls of both biologists and (erstwhile) vegetarians subside"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, rock beats cash register
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Mon April 25, 2016
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC legislators: Yeah, so about that whole bathroom law thing. Our bad on that one
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Rare medieval plainsong unearthed at Norfolk Cathedral behind cover of religious text. Musicologists say it's got a beat and you can do the St Vitus Dance to it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa is once again in search of a new co-host for the "Live With Kelly and..." show. Hey, does anyone know what Regis Philbin is doing these days? He'd be perfect for that kind of show
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Okay NOW we're reaching: The registration on Donald Trump's private jet, aka Hair Force One, expired in December of 2015, which basically means the same as you driving a car with expired tags
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you registered as an Independent in California, you may not be as independent as you think
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"It's the worst f-ing job in the world," says someone who isn't an elephant proctologist
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Most Utah headline you'll read today: After 'Sister Wives' ruling, a new push for the legislature to decriminalize polygamy
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why is it so hard to draw the Queen? ..whilst trying to shake off her leg-humping corgis
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Tue April 12, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dave UpTheGrove is entering Seattle election race as an environmentalist. Meanwhile, Bill DownTheHatch still can't get off the couch to register on the Fark Ticket
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's Deutsche Bank cancels North Carolina plans over LGBT legislation. Man, and there I was looking forward to their live show
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least two of Trump's own kids won't be casting a ballot for him in the New York primary, because they aren't bright enough to register to vote
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poltical strategist who began 2016 running an anti-Hillary opposition research shop before briefly crewing the SS Jeb Bush, weighs in on a Hillary Trump match-up "Hillary would beat him from jail, That's how unpopular he is"
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Thanks to the incredible success of Gov Brownback's "real live experiment" in supply-side economics, KS legislature currently debating whether the state REALLY needs all those roads and bridges it has
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blizzard forces shut down of a pirate WoW server with 800,000 registered users ... that was running the 2006 version of WoW
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Legislators are technically illiterate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Governor Haley on the "Religious Freedom" bill the legislature is putting forward: "Who is this for, because no one in our state is asking for this"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Remember a few weeks ago when it looked as if marijuana would be legalized in Vermont via the legislature? Subby's advice: Don't invest in that pot farm just yet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia legislators pass law prohibiting police from ticketing vehicles with expired inspection stickers or tags while they're waiting in line to renew them. Because, apparently, they were allowed to do that before and did, a lot
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The very few companies that actually do business in Mississippi call on the legislature to repeal their anti-LGBT bill
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Kentucky lawyer, a former administrative law judge and a psychologist walk into a bunch of bars
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a house an appropriate thing to put on a wedding registry? It actually says in the description they are seeking donations towards a down payment for a *second* home
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sturgis? Boring. Daytona Bike Week? A bunch of posers. If you really want insanity, you have to go to Europe and roll to Elefantentreffen
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislature adopts popular work of fiction as the official state book
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's no longer 'brother can you spare a job' out there thanks to an encouraging week of minimum-wage legislation and employers luring back workers with higher wages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor, who seems overdue for naptime is upset the legislature rejected one of his nominees-so he's refusing to swear in a newly elected senator-saying he wants to give her opponent time to ask for a recount even though he lost by 16 points
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
FAA? Hi, could I register my drone? Yeah the one with a chainsaw muhahaha
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hobbit became extinct earlier than previously thought, say paleoanthropologists who suspect Homo Sapiens had a hand in slaying every one
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Starting next week everyone immigrating to the UK must be compulsorily microchipped and its details registered on an approved database. Wait, it's just for dogs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
WW II survivor sends his subterranean recollection of the bombs falling on his city of Naples to geologist, finds "hidden world" beneath the city
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily for archaeologists ISIS isn't as good at destroying ruins as it is at making them
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News anchors reveal the hate mail they get, which is pretty awful, though meteorologists hate is understandable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia Christians respond with customary rationality in the wake of their governor vetoing their latest "But God Wants Us To Be Bigots" legislation: "It's open season on people of faith in Georgia"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Some Kilted Guy)
 
 
 
At long last, Scottish Jews have their own official registered tartan. Both of them are overjoyed
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" will shamble slowly but relentlessly out of Georgia if anti-LGBT legislation passes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Muslim-American voter registration drives are popping up across the country
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's 2011 Voter ID law mandated a public service campaign to inform voters about the IDs that would be required, which of course the legislature has refused to fund. Ta daa
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
59,000 Utah Republicans registered for online voting for the state's primary. Political experts completely shocked that there are 59,000 people in Utah who have internet access
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska legislator has a new idea for dealing with his anti-gay colleagues. "If I were a white man, I would get a semiautomatic weapon and mow everyone down"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The one positive thing that may emerge from this nightmarish clown show of a primary season is that, by studying Trump supporters closely, social scientists and psychologists may finally be able to develop a "vaccine" for The Stupids
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For those searching for Best Korea dictator Kim Jong Un's motives for his nuke test and firing of all these missiles one needs to go no further than consulting a child psychologist
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court frowns on the Virginia legislature's shenanigans regarding their Negro community
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Paleontologist says that fossils from Noah's ark that guy found while digging in aunt's yard are really millions of years old. Stupid scientists
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not unlike most Republican state legislatures, Florida is attempting to cut off all state funding for Planned Parenthood. Unlike most Republican legislatures, Florida's list of "alternative" sites includes Salvation Army centers and public schools
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Fri March 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossilized T-Rex found in Montana determined to be pregnant female, prompting emergency State Legislature sessions across the US to ban abortions in the 16,250,000th trimester
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Thu March 17, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Legal battle that erupted after a man was kicked out of his law school bible-study group for using the wrong Bible, has culminated in the KS legislature passing a law to ensure that that kinda thing can ALWAYS happen again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingis does his best Steph Curry impression, nails incredible shot from the tunnel at the Oracle Arena
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New bill in Alabama State Legislature would restrict food stamp recipients from owning cars, effectively giving the working poor another obstacle to overcome
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(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
OPB releases audio of January 9th meeting in Burns between disgusted local leaders begging everyone to GTFO and pro-Bundy legislators/lobbyists saying LALALALALA
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Nevada legislator defends weaponized Branch Dildoians as just humble campers
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Mon March 14, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Thank you, Wisconsin legislature, for saving us from the tyranny of plastic bag bans before anyone's even proposed it anywhere in the state
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Strategist for John Kasich says he is "ahead of schedule" even though he has won no primaries yet. Apparently they're talking about his plans to get into the race for the 2020 election
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's Legislature preparing to make "hold my beer and watch this" explicitly legal
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz chides Trump for being slow to disavow David Duke; meanwhile, Cruz's legislative co-chair wants to ban homosexuality
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The psychologists who did the meta-analyses about the theory of ego depletion obviously haven't been visiting the Politics tab lately
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to ride an unregistered motorcycle, try not to crash into a police car. If you absolutely must crash into the police car, put your beer down first
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are starting to diagnose "Trump anxiety" in their patients, which totally shouldn't confirm any previously held beliefs you may have had about psychology being bullshiat
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Fake police trooper calls dispatch after the stripper he tried to pull over flees, tells the police that he's an off-grid trooper and was armed with "hands and feet that are registered"
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Tue March 01, 2016
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Biologists predict 95 percent decline in Georgia bats. In their defense, the Braves can't really get much worse
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"...backers of the legislation cautioned that allowing women to go topless at beaches will create a slippery slope where women are going topless at public libraries and Little League baseball games"
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just 12.52% of South Carolina registered voters turned out yesterday to vote in the Democratic primary. 12.52%. Let the reasoned, rational discussion begin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a double week of EPL matches, including the Bournemouth gynecologists at the Watford Long John Silver impersonators. The penguin atop your television set explodes at 7:45 am EST. Nobody wants an argument
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Sat February 27, 2016
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
After Rep. Nielson clarifies the rules of conception, Idaho legislature doubles down on the derp, wants to make the Bible a textbook and remove all that fake sciency stuff
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator thinks there are not enough lawyers around. That's the joke
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Multibillion dollar fight over who gets royalties from editing your genome will be decided by a biologist who turned to the dark side
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Psychologists agree with conventional wisdom: actors are emotionally unstable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We poured buckets of BP oil-settlement money on a bunch of southern state legislators, and didn't watch them too carefully. Let's see how much of it actually went to environmental needs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archeologists begin putting together "the most important jigsaw puzzle in history"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not learning anything from California's drought, Arizona legislators want to do away with their state's adequate water rules to benefit developers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's everything you ever wanted to know about the Queen's corgis. They eat steak every day. Off silver plates
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Thu February 18, 2016
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has been made a 'Knight of the Round Table' for his service to humanity by a Scientologist hotel owner in Cornwall. No, you read that right
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Discover)
 
 
 
Woman flies thousands of miles, reaches out to pharmacologists, linguists, and researchers, then hikes up old lava flows to answer a simple question: can you orgasm from sniffing a mushroom?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Your state might have a problem if cities and school districts have to hire lobbyists to get the legislature to notice them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.N. recognizes the oldest surviving copy of the Hebrew Bible. Archaeologists say it was found inside a nightstand in a room at the Motel 6 in Haifa
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In response to proposed bill requiring women to consult a physician 24 hours before an abortion, Kentucky legislator proposes bill requiring men to swear on a Bible they are married before a doctor could prescribe them erectile dysfunction pills
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Fri February 12, 2016
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
The recently elected Governor of Kentucky is so concerned about the well being of his constituents, that he wants to propose legislation so that they won't have to concern themselves with what he is doing
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court tells KS legislature to keep trying on school finance
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Republican strategist: I fear Sanders more than Clinton." So the attacks on her over Sanders is because, what? A giant circlejerk you only get to do every four years?
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Wed February 10, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
In keeping with the freedom of religion, Arizona Legislature says prayer must invoke God. Where is your goddess now?
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Tue February 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor gets Republicans to agree to new gun control legislation, in exchange for retaining concealed carry reciprocity with other states. Naturally, gun control groups are outraged by this
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican legislators did not pass a law that bans gay sex, but they did implement much needed protections for the state's chickens
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MD legislator votes on bill, gets immediately appointed to upper chamber, prepares to vote on bill again, creates constitutional crisis
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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Mon February 08, 2016
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Showing that the only water they're worried about is water-based lube, Michigan legislature makes anal sex illegal
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologist: Fark is good for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Futurologist says that humans will merge with computers by 2050. Critics say he's late on that prediction since it's now impossible to pry an iPhone out of the hands of a 16-year-old
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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Tue February 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scottish tourist killed by elephant in Thailand." Ack Noooooo, dun yu see 'hat yeeve dun? Yu dun't show 'em yer mouse undar thar kilt, man. Tas sum deep haggis, man
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Suffolk Gazette)
 
 
 
"If a man also lie with a tractor, as he lieth with a woman, he has committed an abomination: he shall surely be put on the sex offender register; the axle grease shall be upon him" Massey-Ferguson 20:13
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Fri January 29, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Wendy's warns customers about "unusual activity" on some credit cards used at its restaurants, aside from the usual charges for cardiologists, weight loss clinics, insulin
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(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Meteorologists in Australia telling local citizens that they do not need to be alarmed by the large phallic cloud seen yesterday. It's just your run of the mill Cumulonimbenis, or perhaps a Stratocumulerection
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
State legislators: We need to restrict rooftop solar panel size to...oh, the size of a saltine should do. Because safety. Fire code writers: That's not what we said, you dolts. Legislators: LA LA LA LA can't hear you wait, is that a bribe? Sweet
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Representative Mia Love brings forth one of the most common sense pieces of legislation ever presented to Congress. Sadly it doesn't stand a chance of passing
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Sun January 24, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Des Moines Register endorses Clinton and Rubio, Des Moines being an old Mesquakie word for "these here Moines"
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hmm, what can we do to calm the public's robot anxiety? I know. let's give them the power to read minds" -Top Robotologists
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Because haggis wasn't disgusting enough already, the Scots have figured out how to make it with ground-up guinea pigs
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(Some Groundhog)
 
 
 
To help everyone weather the storm, caption this meteorologist & his gesture
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You can mark 2016 as the year political strategists started using "single men who masturbate to anime" as an argument
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Tue January 19, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz secures the coveted 'spousal rape apologist' endorsement
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Sun January 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted political strategist Kevin Sorbo says New Yorkers are stupid for being offended by Ted Cruz and that "anyone could handle 9/11"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Oenologist: Most wines aren't worth aging. Drink up
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Fri January 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela to declare an economic state of emergency, allowing President Chavez Jr. to rule by decree. He swears this is done due to the economy and not due to the opposition winning control of the legislative body
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Jack Lew asks Congress to pass legislation to help Puerto Rico, GOP responds by entering bills to authorize use of force, limit immigration from Puerto Rico, and defund Obamacare
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP-led Virginia legislature is about to oust a highly respected female judge. Why? STIGGINIT
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Whisky, haggis, golf and other things that aren't actually Scottish
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Everyone said they were daft to build that Bronze Age settlement. It burned down and sank in the Fens and now is giving archaeologists an unprecedented look at life in that era
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Fri January 08, 2016
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Connecticut DMV allows computer to revoke registration on its own initiative while mistakes are corrected at the speed of bureaucracy. Let's see how that worked out
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Thu January 07, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man disguised as Walmart employee robs register, leaves store with lots of cash and no dignity
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