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264 headlines found matching 'GED'
Thu July 20, 2017
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
BBC responds to trolls outraged that a woman will play a beloved, iconic time-traveling space doctor for the first time in history
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Tue July 18, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Carhartt successfully markets its brand of all-American working-class ruggedness to wimpy office drones and brawny Trump fans alike, has clear edge in profitability because most of its clothing is made in Mexico
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prison inmates are outraged that they can no longer smoke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tanning Mom--who was arrested for taking her daughter to tanning salon--outraged after her daughter returned from school recess with a sunburn
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes outraged at the "democratic jackals who are foaming at the mouth to execute Donald Trump Jr"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Bungled collusion is still collusion," grouses Charles Krauthammer, outraged his party has betrayed him. And light treason is still treason
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan is auctioning off virtually unused musical equipment used in recording some of the most depressing, poorly-aged music of the '90s. No, not Nirvana's stuff
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Known liberal lib libby rag The Weekly Standard says that by caving into Putin, Trump has damaged America more than any Russian propaganda ever could
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Wed July 12, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Republicans are outraged and are demanding answers from Trump
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
So, apparently Texas with its pro-gun policies had an "illegal knife" law. Which it decided to finally repeal. Fark: also lifting the ban on sales of edged weapons to minors, just as long as they don't bring them to school
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus--who was mere yards away from the Trump-Kremlin intermediary meeting, if not in attendance himself--initially claimed that the meeting had been set up by the Democrats. Then the story changed
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Firefighter outraged store flying Rainbow flag on July 4th holiday weekend, wants 'gay ass flag taken down' replaced with more appropriate U.S. flag or Confederate flag
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This day in history, 1947, a UFO allegedly crashed at Roswell, New Mexico. We now know this never happened because, come on, you think Trump could stop himself from tweeting about it if it really happened?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un has managed to accomplish something that 1000 years of history couldn't do: make Japan and China get along
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans successfully argued in court that a sitting president could be sued? Yeah, well, for some reason now they are changing their tune. Gee...wonder what's changed?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Remember this: when you use a corpse or sex-doll to let you ride in the car pool lane, you're stealing the job of the drugged up baby of a starving Indonesian beggar
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $100 billion on summer vacations this year, not including the cost of medical bills for being dragged off flights they booked on United
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man charged for growing pot, but not for shooting his fully auto AK-47 in his yard the night of July 4
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
When Peyton Manning's team would get down multiple scores, he rallied them to victory. Just kidding. He begged the coach to pull him so that a real leader could take over
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Trump was on the fence about discussing election meddling with Putin. Then he got a letter that changed everything
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Exercising after age 50? Sorry guys, the rules have changed
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Rob Thomas charged with embezzling more than $100K from Monee church
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Mon July 03, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
2018 could be the year we'll see Supreme Court nomination armageddon if Justice Kennedy retires
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump AWOL on his most signature issue, Healthcare destruction. He clearly is playing someone. Either the GOP, or about 30 million underfunded, independent, rugged individuals who don't need no stinking healthcare anyways
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The top 10 songs public radio can't stop playing, or else outraged listeners will set down their lattes on a splendid table and stop donating. Relax, friend, Jeff Tweedy has acoustified Wilco's overly intense "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope fires conservative top theologian who publicly challenged Francis' more inclusive policies
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Suspect charged with hiding meth in her buttocks. Florida: Suspect then puts baggie in her mouth
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Fri June 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Le Pen Le Charged with Le Corruption. Le Pencil hoping to escape Le Prosecution
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Ryan Shrugged
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: The ongoing investigation into my family's alleged prior wrongdoing is pathetic and politically motivated. Excuse me, did I say Trump? I meant Bernie Sanders
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man charged with breaking all ten commandments in a single act
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on Spirit Airlines flight, immediately charged $50 for an extra carry-on item
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
ATM turns 50 years old. Behold how a hole in the wall changed the world
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(Some Poor Slob Stuck In Traffic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, California: In a list of cities with the worst drivers, you snagged five of the top ten. Inexplicably, Detroit drivers are ranked best
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Salvaged and repaired, Mitsubishi's Zero fighter takes off from Japan minutes before authorities could inform the pilot the war is over
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
On the great tragedy and defining meme of our time: Being milkshake ducked
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Almost 1,000 earthquakes at Yellowstone in 2 weeks and still no Armageddon. Just erupt already and end us all
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The terrifying and terrible prospect of Justice Kennedy retiring would surely unleash nomination Armageddon upon America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Farmers with herbicide-resistant Monsanto plants use weedkiller that drifts to neighboring farms, sparking Farmageddon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark GED Lawyers: I got a traffic ticket for rolling through a stop sign. Is it worth fighting? How would we do it? DIT
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Fri June 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK loses UN vote over 50-year-old territorial dispute with Mauritius, as Europe ends support for British overseas claims. Brits outraged nobody informed them that isolationism might result in isolation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick's father charged with dealing heroin, money laundering. Apparently some dads will do whatever it takes to make their kids look better by comparison
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
History repeats itself as George Bush runs for re-election in Texas. Guess which state he carpetbagged from. Uncle George approves
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) is complaining about not having seen the Senate's AHCA bill. Fark: Senator Mike Lee is on the working group allegedly writing the damned thing?
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An inside look at the secret government bunkers that will keep Donald Trump alive while you perish in the Armageddon he unleashes upon the world
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton gets tagged in a wild rundown ... by the left fielder. That's 6-5-2-4-5-7 if you're scoring at home
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly got a lot of blowjobs on the Risky Business set. From girls
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Edward James Olmos doppelganger charged with fraud
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Calgary residents are encouraged to go swinging by this confused weatherman
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jill Stein is an unhinged loony
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grandma "enraged" that when paying $400 instead of $3000 for a plane ticket, you have to share a lavatory with the poors in coach
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Mon June 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drunk man rides his bicycle into a parked police cruiser and gets charged with drug possession, not having a light or horn on his (now broken) bike. Says he meant to do that
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Little league coach charged after doing what every Little league coach, ever, has wanted to do
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell is orchestrating a charity single for the Grenfell tragedy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis say at the last minute they changed their son's name from Walt to Dimitri. Apparently they felt Walt would make their son feel too normal with parents named Ashton and Mila
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twenty one books that forever changed science fiction and fantasy
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male company worker in my 30s who likes a female pop idol group. My coworkers labeled me an otaku geek, which shocked me. I'm sad because I just like the group and its songs, which have encouraged me in tough times. Help
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Navy reports 1 hurt and 7 missing in major collision between destroyer USS Fitzgerald and a merchant ship. Fitzgerald badly damaged and taking on water
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert postulates Fox News changed their slogan after they finally watched their programming
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The only woman running for Alabama's senate seat is a 70 year old 9/11 Truther who once sued George W Bush over the Iraq war, and urged the "governor of Boston" to arrest the FBI. Oh, and until recently, she lived in Australia
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Eliza Dushku off the market, engaged to tennis pro turned businessman Peter Palandjian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
YouTube 'Star' accused of asking underaged girls for sexy videos. Difficulty: Not PewDiePie
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London tower fire tragedy could have been a lot worse if not for Muslims awake at one AM for Ramadan who spotted fire and warned other residents
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Alleged Mafioso on feeling bad about getting one guy to kill another with a pickaxe: "I thought it was hilarious that he was so gullible"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Schools encouraged to play music in bathrooms so students can poop and fart without feeling shy. What music would you suggest?
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Tue June 13, 2017
(SILive)
 
 
 
NJ resident Jason A. Smith becomes a trivia answer for being the first person charged with drunk driving on the new Goethals Bridge, connecting NJ to NYC
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American Pie was just another low-budget "filler movie" until one crucial moment changed everything. The rest is box office history
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Mon June 12, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Dollar Store Grandpa Bandit sought by FBI in nostalgia-tinged crime story. Remember when robbing dollar stores meant something? The Dollar Store Grandpa Bandit does
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember the kids who barged in on their dad's BBC interview? Now they're the stars of their own animated series
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House has repeatedly urged Sec. Def James Mattis to go on "Fox and friends" to defend the administration, but thus far "Mad Dog" has refused, apparently out of fear The Stupid could be contagious
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember when liberals were outraged President Trump might not accept the election results? Welcome to this week's edition of Sore Loser's Theater
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Well, it was looking like we might have an actual breastamageddon on our hands, but the Ocean City Council managed to pass an emergency ordinance banning topless women from the beach just in the nick of time
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's smoking hot teacher charged with sex with students comes to us from Rocky Mount, NC (w/mugshot)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When advertising that you are selling a car that once belonged to Dale Earnhardt Jr. make sure the car actually belonged to Earnhardt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so we'd have a reason to be dragged to Mosul by our parents to be home schooled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
VINDICATED: adj. To have ones credibility severely damaged on congressional record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the officer whose husband choked a man to death in a Denny's parking lot, because he urinated outside? They are being charged with murder
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Judge in alleged clown's trial won't let his courtroom become a circus
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Balloon purchased to celebrate child's birth is still fully inflated 18 years later. Not enthralling news, I know, but given the UK election and Comey's testimony, I thought we could all use a lift. Lift, geddit?
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Over the past several months, there have been at least 15 sightings of a seven-foot-tall "winged humanoid" flying about in Chicago. I'm not saying it's Mothman, but it's Mothman
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will he explicitly say the president engaged in "Obstruction of Justice"? Will Donald live-tweet during the hearing and will they be epic? Will someone go get us more popcorn? THIS is your Comey hearing thread (10 am ET start)
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Lardbutt1k is a .62mile "race" where you are encouraged to slow down and get booed for running too fast
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested and charged with punching man with disability. Expected to post bail and announce run for Congress later today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin has waged a long campaign of revenge against the US, and Trump is his endgame
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rescuers save man wedged in Denali National Park. Geez how fat WAS this guy?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Like a blushing child virgin left alone in the king's bedchambers on her politically arranged wedding night, Comey begged to not be left alone with His Orangeness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study suggests even moderate farkers are brain damaged
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin's little clementine has managed to drive a firm wedge between the US and Europe
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Collector charged in theft of Star Wars items, will be frozen in carbonite
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
73 years ago today, Allied forces launched Operation Overlord. For you historically challenged Millennials, "Operation Overlord" was the code name for the invasion at Normandy. Oh, Normandy is in France. Oh, right -- France is a country in Europe
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
London Mayor calls on UK government to cancel Trump's visits after unhinged tweets. "I don't think we should be rolling out the red carpet to the President of the USA where his policies go against everything we stand for"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Apartment manager decides to replace damaged staircase. Sure, they informed the residents, after they already started removing the stairs. Of course someone has a problem with this. Like the second story residents
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Americans are routinely overcharged when they go to the ER. Which most people know as going to the ER
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has some delicious crow, apologizing to Ariana Grande, admitting "I misjudged you"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago a friend on his way to Saudi gets stuck in Rome grounded by the Six Days War. In a bar, he asks stranger what he's drinking and gets introduced to a lifelong love of the Negroni. How was your life changed in that way?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God and the Holy Spirit control Trump's tiny Twittering hand. Also it's actually part of God's plan that Trump knows nothing of the world around him. Oh and: "God's changed the game," Wallnau declared, as he and the audience began speaking in tongues
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hey has anyone noticed that President Trump hasn't acknowledged it's Pride Month yet?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Was Kathy Griffin shot and killed trying to escape custody? No; she was just tagged and released
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to decide whether he will block Comey from testifying. If he does, it would be political suicide and likely challenged in the courts. Oh my god, he's going to do it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you were one of the ten people still watching "Sense8," Bad news. Netflix just cancelled it. Viewers are encouraged to join the "John from Cincinnati" support group
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
The yin of unhinged tweeting has a yang
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Wed May 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a day that ends with -y, which means Donald Trump has once again changed his position on something, this time on the question of whether he knows Carter Page
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Students at Evergreen State College outraged that someone would post video of their behavior, demand that video be removed or the consequences will never be the same
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are we outraged by alternative facts in politics but complacent about alternative facts in science?
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
If you are in the top 20% of income earners then the tax code is rigged in your favor, college admissions favors your children, and you're racist
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Mon May 29, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burger King has managed to piss off the Belgian royal family
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Part-time elected officials of what is arguably the most corrupt, poorly-managed, and highly-taxed state in the country complain that constituents are hurting their fee-fees
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro goes on unhinged rant about the treatment of the Trump White House, then says she knows who the leaker is but she's not ready to share that intel
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Thinking about the history of America, has there been a time where guns weren't used by some of the population to "solve problems" (dueling, rebellion, vigilantism)? We say we are becoming numb to this kind of news, but maybe we just never changed
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's son finally changed his Blanket
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
On a night when everyone was glued to sports playoffs, over three and a half million people still managed to watch "Beat Shazam"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Uber shortchanged its NYC drivers by several million dollars. Mostly by convincing them to give up their other jobs to become an Uber driver
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Once again Michelle Obama is showing a little too much skin according to outraged conservatives who have apparently never Googled Melania Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't quite noticed, the Far Left in this country is starting to become every bit as crazy, unhinged, and conspiracy-minded as the Far Right
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly thought to have pledged allegiance to ISIS sues hotel, police for his complimentary turn down service
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Kerry to Harvard Grads: "I'm often asked what the secret is to have a real impact on government. Well, it's recently changed, I used to say, run for office or get a degree, with this White House I'd say, buy Rosetta Stone and learn Russian." BURN
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Israel says it has changed its intelligence-sharing protocols with U.S. because Trump can't keep his yap shut
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity blames liberals for forcing him to back off an unhinged, untrue conspiracy theory over the death of Seth Rich
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Things have changed, but that doesn't mean we can't wish Bob Dylan a happy 76th birthday
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC to outraged Trump supporters who demanded that they punish Stephen Colbert for saying mean things about His Orangeness: "Fark your feelings"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
After the recent tragedy at Wrigley Field, we look back at significant tragedies that have happened at sports stadiums
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated
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Sun May 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two charged with stealing a hearse that had a corpse inside. They'll face a stiff sentence
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Intelligence intercepted Russian communications where Russian officials bragged that they had a close relationship with Gen. Michael Flynn and could use him to control Trump and his administration
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Fri May 19, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pair arrested for having sex in public. Charged with lewdness, ugliness, and "that's just nasty"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeowners outraged to find city owns the land under their docks, although real estate experts suggest reading the fine print in any contract so they can be sure of what's below the dock and what's up dock
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Wed May 17, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump calls McMaster 'a pain,' further raising the possibility of an enraged National Security Advisor driving his tank through the oval office
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
UN Ambassador checks off another item on the "Things to do to bring about Armageddon" list
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger accuses some Premier League clubs of checking out and rolling over for Manchester City and Liverpool, denying his Arsenal men a chance for Champions League. "The league has changed mentally. Morally, it has changed a lot"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"This isn't a White House turning the corner or getting its bearings in Washington-it's a White House engaged in daily Downfall cosplay" - noted left-wing kook Rick Wilson
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has destroyed the credibility of the Presidency. So says unhinged liberal publication, Reason
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Injured hiker in mountainous area fears death, calls for emergency assistance. Things were going well until the hovering rescue chopper's rotors dislodged some debris above him
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Documents have emerged linking nuclear war advocate, algorithmic market manipulator, and Bannon bankroller Robert Mercer to Brexit
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's curious to see so many male megastars - so good-looking, wealthy, undeniably privileged - unravel so transparently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clapper said there is a "curious pattern" of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky cookie monster charged with stealing $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The timeline has been changed and Timeless isn't canceled
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How 100 acid trips changed Cary Grant's life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is outraged photos of his collusion with Russia at the White House have been leaked
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fans outraged that Tim Allen's sitcom gets the axe after six season. In other news, Tim Allen has had a sitcom for six seasons
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Broncos season-ticket holders outraged over being 'weeded out' by team" in the first headline ever involving Colorado and weed that doesn't have anything to do with marijuana
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are outraged that Trump is being held to standards of reasonable and ordinary behavior
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(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
12 years ago today, Leeroy Jenkins single handedly stormed his way into internet history. As the debate continues on whether it was staged or not, one thing remains certain: Leeroy loves his chicken
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"In this incident, she allegedly exposed herself to a police officer and removed a dandelion from her vagina"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Slack is down. Sysadmin "Bob" has been paged
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arcade group says that ticket and claw games will no longer be "rigged". You can totally trust them this time. Pinky swear
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. Unified entirely unified in keeping ICE off school grounds, not even letting them in with subpoenas. I'm sure this will go entirely unchallenged by our bully-in-chief
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Really women, who knows what's better for you than middle-aged white men?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Trudeau almost begged me to not kill NAFTA. Canada: Actually, your own aides called us and begged Trudeau to not give in to your demands
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Western Democracy is now managed by white nationalists in Silicon Valley and isn't democratic anymore
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yates-Flynn timeline shows how Trump administration may have been engaged in coordinated cover-up
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You can't be working class if you drink Costa coffee," claims unhinged Tory official
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New essay question for the Fark Law GED exam: Is it an emolument if a Trump tenant sublets to the DoD? Show your work/argument to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas teenager takes date to prom. Her father goes on an unhinged racist rant, disowning her and calling her a "F*CKING WHORE" because said date is black
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, America's unhinged racist uncle promises to drink a jar of salsa and watch Speedy Gonzales cartoons. No word on how many times he will slap his forehead and cry "¡Ay, caramba!" out of respect for Latinos
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Jimmy Kimmel, you've managed to remind at least one senator that a fetus' life continues after birth
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man charged with assault for attacking neighbor with bowling pin, wearing ridiculous-looking shoes
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Lawmakers outraged after being tricked into honoring KKK member. In all fairness, though, they were Tennessee lawmakers, so the "trickery" may have involved using two-syllable words and hiding the crayons
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Learning absolutely nothing from history, the SEC approves a quadruple-leveraged ETF for the investor who wants to lose everything but is too poor to get a margin account
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton caught driving drunk in Pennsylvania. I don't know about you guys, but I think we really dodged a bullet in the election
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Local brewery posts rules after kids cause repeatedly damage property in its Biergarten. Rule #1: Unsupervised children will be aged in wooden bourbon casks
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A complete list of the world's greatest historical tragedies and the people who might have been able to stop them if only they hadn't died 16 years prior
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Defence Minister on visit to India says he was responsible for the winged Afghani human female with living venomous snakes in her hair then changes his story
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Jay Maynard (AKA Tron Guy) no longer feels welcome at his home SF convention due to Social Justice Warriors. Now his lack of a dance belt in his costume isn't the only reason to point at him and laugh
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Mon May 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House defends Trump's decision to invite Rodrigo Duterte for a visit; after all, will anyone notice if another racist, bloodthirsty, unhinged narcissist unqualified for his job is walking around the White House?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who outlived four wives, ten siblings and all of his children, has died aged 146. Wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well the White House Press briefing is over for the day, and the good news is that Spicer managed to get through it without defending Hitler, even once. The bad news? He DID praise Kim Jong Un for "managing to lead a country forward at a young age"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Only in Australia can your marriage proposal go soooooo wrong by having a venomous snake bite you moments after getting engaged
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One in three Americans aged 18 to 34 are still living with mom and dad. Are you one of them?
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unhinged hate buffet Alex Jones holds press conference so he can complain about Chobani yogurt and caution his viewers about "animal-human chimeras" because scientists are putting human cells into pigs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Trump's first 100 days have changed you
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian beauties are being urged to rack up support for Vladimir Putin by busting out revealing shirts emblazoned with his image. Think of it as his war chest (Possibly not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hate buffet and unhinged conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is convinced George Soros took control of 183 new entities this year and his InfoWars viewers believe it. No word if Jones thinks his wife and kids are under Soros's control
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska: A rugged land where the men are men, the beer is cold, and the women strip naked to fight state troopers
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a completely unexpected development NO ONE could have predicted; a new lawsuit claims that in addition to being a sexist pig, Fox News' Roger Ailes was also a racist bigot who engaged in "pervasive racial discrimination"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Sales of nuclear fallout shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks, matching surge in North Korean rhetoric. Old kaiju shelters deemed unfit for purpose
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
"'Enraged by Xylophone' would be a pretty good band name"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Bird in an Indy car. The only thing to make this more Indiana-like is if basketballs were being dragged from the car
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New ant species named after Radiohead because all dung beetle species have been cataloged
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Mon April 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oregon teen sells $1 million in custom socks. In related story, subby's teen kid managed to get out of bed this morning
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
NASA claims no one has ever engaged thrusters in space
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When the Opportunity rover landed on Mars in 2004, NASA managed to hit a hole-in-one. Here's a new image from the orbiter that shows it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
United Airlines parent company announces publicly that United's CEO will not be given the role of company chairman as had been planned. Then again, he will also not be dragged kicking, screaming, and bloody from his current position as CEO
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tesla recalls 53,000 vehicles because a permanently engaged parking brake could affect your mileage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
'Thon' was a singular, gender-neutral pronoun in our Unabridged dictionary in 1934. Until it wasn't
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm over 50 and recently changed jobs from a traditional IT support role to an applications support role. Everyone on my team is a programmer except me. I'm I too old to learn programming?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The five people you meet in hell." Judging those who deserve to be judged
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: "Lately I've been nagged by the knowledge that the latest Apple devices aren't the greatest available"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia claims it can wipe out U.S. Navy with a single electronic bomb. Huh, apparently they've managed to weaponize Skrillex
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson 1Q revenue tumbles 14% as middle-aged white guys grow long in the tooth, ponytail
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for souls to steal, but he changed his mind, and swiped voting machines because THIS IS NOT NORMAL IN A DEMOCRACY
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide? ☑ If this box is checked, did your parent fill out this form for you? ☑
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Sun April 16, 2017
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Bride and groom dragged off of United flight for having the audacity to sit in some empty seats so a tired, exhausted passenger could sleep comfortably in their row
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So looks like Turkey is becoming a full fledged dictatorship today
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
What would the consequences of a second Korean War be like? Just a little devastating genocide and a big heaping dose of armageddon
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cop pulls a couple of ladies over then gets charged with gross sexual imposition and abduction for assaulting two women with a sex toy. This thread is dildos from the get go
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is now sliding perilously towards bankruptcy. Good to see that things haven't changed there since 1898
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia has investigated itself and determined that the Syria gas attack was staged
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The Toyota FT-4X design team was challenged with making a vehicle uglier and more unsellable than both the Aztek and the Element. Did they succeed? You decide
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway goes off on an unhinged rant, snapping after being asked about Trump's ongoing feud with a New York Times reporter. "INAPPROPRIATE" she screamed before ripping off her flesh mask and going full Lich Queen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Footage of doctor that was bloodied and dragged off United flight emerges at the start of the problem, showing good behavior on his part throughout. Everybody on that flight gets fully reimbursed now, cops disciplined... You're doing it wrong, buddy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
United has pledged that from now on they will only use United Airlines employees to drag you kicking and screaming from your seat
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When you put all of Sean Spicer's lies, insults, and mistakes together in a timeline, it really makes you wonder how he's managed to hold onto his job this long
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Condom-clogged pipes tipped off cops to Wang prostitution ring at massage parlor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Now that you've all changed your passwords from "password1234" to something a bit tougher to crack, remember to not tilt your smartphone when typing it in
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Like clockwork, the NFL flagged Casillas to submit to a drug test a day later." (pic)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After 18 years of yuge successes, Trump Model Management is now being shuttered because it's too old. Clients urged to sign up with Trump Escorts
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New pump restores your damaged heart from heart failure, enables you to eat bacon like there's no tomorrow
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Sun April 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, a 50-year-old nation sent 4 divisions up a ridge, forged itself an identity, and added the name Vimy Ridge to history
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Fri April 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time Don Rickles allegedly once removed a Dodger pitcher from the game
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Drunk uncle Bannon threatened to quit in a snit if removed from the NSC but a megadonor begged him to stay and rein in Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
30 years ago, a toilet flushed and changed America forever
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare instance where Photoshop makes things better, a guy takes his three-legged dog and gives him cartoon arms in various photos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Almost 68 years ago, the first de Havilland Comet changed aviation forever when it soared into open skies with aluminium fuselage, pressurised cabin, hydraulic controls, and four jet engines. "There were few flights that were without incident"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (4/5): Marvel tries to undo years of X-Men neglect with "ResurrXion", which is screaming for a chromium-embossed cover, polybagged with trading card. Also Batman and Bane continue to punch each other in the face
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Tue April 04, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Alien" director Ridley Scott reveals the film nearly had an ending so bizarre that studio heads threatened to fire him unless he changed it
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis man who was a former pastor, martial arts instructor and current owner of Dojo Pizza, has been charged with possession of child porn, faces 20 years in prison and some really intensive sessions with a career counselor
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Movies from the '90s and '00s that have aged poorly and are in fact quite offensive to modern sensibilities. The Love Guru wasn't offensive so much as it was the worst thing Mike Myers ever did, and he made Shrek
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Verizon to rename merged AOL and Yahoo brands as "Oath." As if their users weren't already swearing
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos' brother, a founder of Blackwater, met a Russian official in the Seychelles to set up a back-channel between Trump and the Russian. The meeting was arranged by the UAE. That's enough for bingo, right?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alarming photographs of a pure white nut-muncher have emerged from Hastings UK
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Middle aged men are now taking steroids to look younger, boost sex drive, hit 70 home runs a year
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(CBC)
 
 
 
LPGA event outcome changed with a 4-stroke penalty, issued 24 hours after the fact, because a TV viewer saw the infraction and sent an email. Sabres fans (still) inconsolable
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone in the White House is outraged at how much influence Jared Kushner has on policy
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A newly-engaged man is facing charges after he confessed to painting his marriage proposal on the side of a Sheffield Lake building
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Arsenal' seized in home of alleged Bloods gang member. What the heck are they doing in Newark? They've got Manchester City coming up this Sunday
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has perjured himself and needs to be disbarred, according to complaint lodged by: a) 2 stoners; b) 30 Helens; or c) 2,000 lawyers from across the country
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Guys, it's not "fake news" when you've been charged with 15 felony counts for your "fake" Planned Parenthood undercover videos
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Tue March 28, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One-legged woman allowed to sue Kentucky cops for framing her. Cop neglected to mention her one-legged status when testifying that she dragged a dead person to a bridge and tossed the body off the bridge
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to impregnate her captive with syringe charged with forced labor
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I was having mind-blowing sex with hot young coworker until my wife caught us at it, so we split. She quit her job and changed her number, having stolen £5000 from me. My wife has forgiven me, but I still want that girl back. What should I do?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee, the one NOT run by a Trump "stooge," has decided they would like "a word" with Trump son-in-law/beard Jared Kushner about the words he exchanged before the election with a Russian bank chief and the Ambassador
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Priebus: Trump had no idea whatsoever that Judge Pirro was going to say all of those nasty things about Paul Ryan when he urged everyone to watch her show on Saturday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voters, angered and outraged that the Affordable Care Act was not repealed [which is good for them], blame everyone but the actual source of the failure
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With the death of the Don'tCare Act, President Bannon has pledged to remember those who defied the White House. Channeling the worst of George W. Bush says we're in a "you're either with us or against us" mentality
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What if we charged Donald Trump once per tweet, and charged everyone who followed everyone who retweeted or replied to him? Yes, Twitter is really so desperate for revenue that it's re-inventing your phone company's SMS plan
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Okay, stay with me. Hookers allegedly turned a gay man straight. Wait, there's more. This claim comes from a "Christian consultant." WAIT, there's more. The hookers accomplished this feat not as you would expect, but with an anointed cake
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Weaponised razor-edged snout" is a phrase that could only be found in a headline which also contains the word "Australia"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Time to play Sherlock Holmes. 2 teens killed. They were unloading and loading a semi-automatic handgun. FTA: both teens were holding the gun, it accidentally discharged hitting one teen. It then accidentally discharged again and hit the other teen
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police officer stabbed inside UK Parliament. Alleged assailant shot by armed police
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Trump was right, there was fraud during the election as chairman of major party in Colorado is charged with voter fraud and forgery during the 2016 election. Oh wait, he was the GOP chairman? Never mind then
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chuck Barris gets gonged
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