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22 headlines found matching 'Funeral'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macon Brock Jr., Co-Founder of Dollar Tree, Dies. Funeral attire to be casual - unlike Sam Walton's funeral
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fork handles expected to sell for £40,000 at auction, but you may receive four candles instead
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A body bag was filmed falling out of the boot of a hearse at a busy junction in New Zealand. Authorities stated that some heads are gonna roll
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Sun November 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when Florida Man comes across a presidential motorcade? Just remember that these are the same drivers who cut off funeral processions and lane block ambulances for sport
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Fri November 17, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with two Pat's cheesesteaks. Fans of Geno's Steaks say that will send him straight to hell
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Fri November 03, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Being a pallbearer at a person's funeral doesn't make up for murdering that person, does it? I'm asking for a friend
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm not quite dead yet
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you having trouble paying your Vegas gambling debts? Are you or a loved one dead? There may be a solution
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson guitarist Daisy Berkowitz dead at 49. I hope his mourners have enough black clothing to wear to the funeral
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
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Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Broke and cannot pay for your spouse's funeral arrangement? Off to jail you go
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's nothing like strippers to bring your funeral alive
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Fri September 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are many ways the veterans of the Civil War could be laid to their eternal rest: burial, cremation, burial at sea, or the less common 'stuck on a shelf and forgotten for a hundred years' option
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Proof that Rule 34 applies to everyone, even funeral directors
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Racked)
 
 
 
What does your future burial outfit say about you? Decisions of going out in your 'Sunday best' or grave-casual
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet
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Fri September 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Infected Hairball, only coincidentally the name of my Def Leppard cover band, kills British teen
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Mon September 04, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Houston resident and DACA immigrant died while performing rescue efforts. His mother wants to pay her respects and oversee the funeral, but will be unable to do so unless Customs and Border Protection grant her a humanitarian visa
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Feeling lazy after smoking all those bongs of marijuana? So does your sperm
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
First they're accused of taking our jobs, now robots are conducting our funerals
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen livestreams her little sister's death after drunk driving crash. Says she did it so her family could "pay for the funeral" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Thu August 24, 2017
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Problem: Your beloved relative passed away, you've been asked to say something at the wake, but you really need a shot of liquid courage first. Solution: Serve booze AT the wake
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