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Headlines matching 'French'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(The Local (Germany)) Followup Artist awarded $2500 for lost French fries after using high priced lawyer, a few bargaining chips  (thelocal.de) (1)
(Daily Mail) Weird English woman gets flu, loses voice, regains voice, but can only speak in a French accent, immediately surrenders  (dailymail.co.uk) (13)


Thu February 09, 2012
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Something really gets lost when one translates the whole "jive talking" scene from Airplane into French. You dig, le honkey?  (iheartchaos.com) (18)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Two Frenchmen use metal detectors to search WWI battlefields for lost dog tags. However instead of selling them to collectors they search for descendants of the soldiers who lost them. "Vive la France"  (news.yahoo.com) (78)
(Politico) Dumbass Newt Gingrich ad attacks Mitt Romney for being able to speak French. What else isn't Romney telling us? The guy can probably read and add, too  (politico.com) (154)


Sun January 08, 2012
(C|Net) Scary French say there's absolutely no reason to worry about huge Airbus A380 planes having cracks in their wings, after only a few years of service. DE PANIQUE TOUT LE MONDE  (news.cnet.com) (148)


Fri January 06, 2012
(ESPN) Misc In NFL news, Jeff Fisher is taking his mullet to either St. Louis or Miami, and his mullet will make its decision next week. His mullet wants more time to mullet over. Mullet. Or in French, "mullet"  (espn.go.com) (51)
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Eating squash soup 'til you get sick may not sound like a good way to celebrate New Year's, but then, you ancestors weren't enslaved by the French and denied squash soup, were they?  (npr.org) (18)


Fri December 30, 2011
(BBC) Cool David Beckham may decline French club PSG's offer, may stay with LA Galaxy. When reached for comment, Becks said "anyfing Oi ken do, to 'elp me team, be wiv me mates, 'elp grow vuh game in vuh States, Oi'll dew"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (15)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)


Sun December 18, 2011
(TSN) Asinine Absolutely nobody in Canada is shocked as Quebec's bigots argue an English coach can't lead their team, forget that it was a French coach who got them into this mess to begin with  (tsn.ca) (127)


Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing French bulldog surrenders to cat  (youtube.com) (61)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Some Out of Work Tour Guide) Interesting So you want to operate a mule drawn carriage and make up stories about The French Quarter? We'll just need you to pass a history test, submit to a criminal background check and pee into this little cup please  (wwltv.com) (39)


Thu December 01, 2011
(BBC) Interesting French President Sarkozy says France and Germany must converge economically, possibly over a glass of Vichy water  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Blow Your Own Horn Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this Venus single Bb french horn in bright gold lacquer  (authentic-cmo.co.uk) (25)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Marketwatch) Fail Okay Europe, show us where the French Stocks touched you  (marketwatch.com) (4)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Local France) Stupid French TV station sends two female journalists into Cairo's Tahrir Square to cover Egypt unrest. Guess what happens next. Go ahead, guess  (thelocal.fr) (209)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid A Quebec school board is going to monitor children at school to ensure that they only speak French, even during recess. This a repeat from 1984  (ottawacitizen.com) (192)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The current odds for the 2012 Oscars. So far? It's a silent French film vs Spielberg's horse  (denofgeek.com) (63)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Canada.com) Spiffy French police dog given medal for bravery and dedication for continually locating marijuana even though his handlers never let him smoke it afterward  (canada.com) (27)


Mon November 07, 2011
(YNet news) Obvious Obama and French president Sarkozy engage in a little bonding at the G20 Summit. Fark: Over how much they both hate Israeli president Netanyahu  (ynetnews.com) (181)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Slate) Sad USDA: We should make school lunches healthier, How about less french fries, pizza and salt. US Congress: Whoa there, Slim Goodbody  (slate.com) (330)
(Telegraph) Scary French satirical magazine goes where South Park feared to tread, proudly announces the Prophet Muhammad would be editor-in-chief of this week's issue. Molotovarity ensues  (telegraph.co.uk) (189)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting French refuse to occupy Paris. It's like the Germans have to do everything for them  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (56)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Your science experiment sucks since it doesn't involve a hot french chick on friggin' superconducting hoverboard  (wired.co.uk) (29)


Thu October 27, 2011
(ZimDiaspora) Obvious The French are big dicks  (zimdiaspora.com) (40)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Examiner) Amusing "The breaking news on Beyonce today is she's eating French fries. Unfortunately, there's nothing else... The website Fark thought the headline and the story was strange enough." THAT'S THE JOKE  (examiner.com) (2)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) PSA Beyonce enjoys French fries. We'll have more on this story as details come in  (showbizspy.com) (27)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup GOP before Qaddafi's death: ZOMG, 0bama is sinking billions into this illegal war. GOP after Qaddafi's death: the French are the real heroes here, America was barely involved   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)
(Some Guy) Fail French politician invites 13,000 Twitter followers to bed. Message meant for wife. Probably  (thelocal.fr) (24)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) News French-Moroccan muslims arrested in San Antonio may have terror link after photographs of courthouses, water systems' from around the US found in the van. Nothing to see here, probably just some judgemental plumbers on holiday  (radio.woai.com) (114)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Guardian) Dumbass What do you do when an opposing player gets the best of you? If you're French, you (falsely) claim racism... just like the last time  (guardian.co.uk) (33)

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