Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		The sage grouse is facing extinction. Congressman Jacob Chaffetz of Utah (R-d) "The only place the sage grouse belongs is on the menu of a French bistro"  (nytimes.com)	(34)
		French president Sarkozy is now married to the Cloverfield monster  (abcnews.go.com)	(54)

(The Faster Times)

Hollywood is out of ideas, but the French are adapting Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood, so that's pretty cool  (thefastertimes.com)

(40)

Michael Jackson is alive and he's a French woman  (boingboing.net)

(32)

French animal welfare group calls for special road crossings for Frogs, presumably because they find it very difficult to get across with no legs  (telegraph.co.uk)

(60)

French broadcasters claim Johnny Weir hurts figure skating's image and should be forced to take a gender test  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(63)

French skier takes all of five seconds to surrender to snow (with the very short video clip)  (thesun.co.uk)

(48)

If you wondered why Americans are so overweight, it might be because french fries are cheaper than Prozac  (theregister.co.uk)

(60)

An old form of currency "the Euro" has been found on a shipwreck off an island in Greece  (dailymail.co.uk)

(69)

(Some Guy)

Valentines Day tip: Saying "I love you" is more romantic in Italian or French than Klingon... on what planet?  (newslite.tv)

(27)

For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once  (in.reuters.com)

(142)

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared the burqa "not welcome" in secular France after two men robbed bank disguised as Muslim women dressed in head to toe traditional religious garb  (abc.net.au)

(483)

Republican voters are "like a French Revolution in reverse in which the workers come pouring down the street screaming more power to the aristocracy."  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(307)

English researchers say a comprehensive study proves there's no G-spot. French researchers say of course the Brits can't find it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

(85)

French rescue team finds another survivor, immediately surrender her to doctors  (abcnews.go.com)

(82)

(Some Canuck)

The only hot Phys Ed/French teacher in all of Canada has affair with 15-year old boy (with "she's 40?" pic)  (badjocksnews.com)

(262)

French President Sarkozy to visit Rwanda, cites common history of hatred and contempt for Belgium  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(16)

Enjoy your time on the beach and remember these few tips for your shore leave: the boat leaves at 7pm, Haitians speak French, and for God's sake don't wave food or water where they can see it....it will only make them angrier  (news.yahoo.com)

(205)

Foreign-born French must surrender proof of citizenship  (news.yahoo.com)

(99)

The French were cheese-eating surrender monkeys even back in the 12th century  (telegraph.co.uk)

(123)

		If the French have taught us anything, is that they give exhilarating yodeling tributes to Otis Redding in a made up language  (youtube.com)	(9)
		Four Words: French Disco Star Wars  (tv.gawker.com)	(21)

(WTF)

Pat Robertson -- "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti ,,, they were under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. True story."  (cbn.com)

(554)

(Sci-Fi Wire)

Country-by-country breakdown of Avatar's $1.3 billion gross. Apparently, the French and Russians really love giant blue cat people  (scifiwire.com)

(90)

France's highest court rules that man couldn't be fired for downloading porn to his work computer  (theregister.co.uk)

(122)

		French Armored bank van has a Ronin with robbers packing serious Heat. The Score was several million euros. No word if authorities are pursuing The Usual Suspects or an Inside Man  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(51)
		Cirque du Soleil struggles in its bid to branch out from circuses, thanks to awful reviews of its new clown-laden shows emphasizing Elvis tributes and vaudeville. "An Elvis show can't look French-Canadian"  (theglobeandmail.com)	(27)

(Chronicle of Higher Education)

Don't go to grad school for the humanities, unless you want your future job to involve deconstructing the signifiers in the power structure of french fry hermeneutics  (chronicle.com)

(125)

(Some Guy)

French Muslim "youths" torch 1,137 cars overnight on new years day. This IS a repeat from 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com)

(438)

Former WWII pilot, 91, receives Legion of Honor; relates tales of bombing raids, fighting in the French Resistance, and "almost killing the Mona Lisa"  (sfgate.com)

(48)

Canada considers putting anti-cancer enzyme in french fries and potato chips, kind of like how they used to put chemotherapy in your old CRT TV  (google.com)

(37)

European journalists hold vigil for "French Elvis." Don't step on his bleu suede shoes  (cnn.com)

(26)

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the batshiat insane district attorney that sees French Liberalism ruining Law & Order  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

(51)

Just in time for the ball drop: two glasses of Champagne each day is good for you, thanks to several unnamed French scientists  (nzherald.co.nz)

(48)

French researchers immediately surrender to newly discovered giant virus that lives inside amoebae which contains genetic material from several other species  (physorg.com)

(51)

Winemakers say global warming is changing the flavor of grapes and fear that in coming years, all wine might become as insipid as an Oregon red  (timesonline.co.uk)

(52)

(Some CFL Fan)

Green-garbed watermelon-helmet wearing inbreds versus poutine-munching Pepsi™-slurping frenchie snobs; There can only be one. 2009 Grey Cup thread starts here  (2009greycupfestival.com)

(130)

(Some B-boy)

Frenchman wins 6th annual Red Bull breakdancing championships. In other news, there are still breakdancing championships  (multivu.prnewswire.com)

(19)

Three French hens, two turtle doves, and 316,000 bongs disguised as christmas ornaments in a shipping container  (foxnews.com)

(63)