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42 headlines found matching 'French'
Wed December 24, 2014
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(YouTube)
 
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In a standoff between a French poodle and a Hitler cat who will surrender first?
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footballer wakes from a coma speaking fluent French and believing that he's Matthew McConaughey. Bien, bien, bien
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
President Obama says he is Jewish in his soul. Also, his kidneys are French. His eyeballs are Swedish. His duodenum is Azerbaijani
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Now kids, eat up all your french fries, because remember, there are children in Japan that don't have any
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
General Mills bringing back French Toast Crunch cereal, discontinued 8 years ago, thanks to an online petition. Meanwhile, 30 years on, I am still waiting for the return of Buc Wheats
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Add a little "je ne sais quoi" to your conversation by using these 20 little known French expressions
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgium seeks to have potato fries declared cultural heritage. Please don't call them French
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Already in the throes of a butter shortage that is threatening to ruin Christmas for millions of cake-baking Japanese housewives, Japan rushes to airlift in tons of french fries after months long shortage
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Thu December 04, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out between teams during French rugby match. As expected, they all fight like a bunch of Frenchmen
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French acting legend Gerard Depardieu gets Ozzy-level-drunk, embarrasses himself at World War I commemoration ceremony with shambolic speech
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Fri November 28, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
French advisor: "The 35 hours [work week] was an intellectual and economic mistake." AH BON?
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Wed November 26, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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French fart drug will give new meaning to the phrase "hershey highway"
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Shakespeare First Folio discovered in French library. It's always in the last place you look
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
French soccer club accused of bribery involving cases of wine delivered at halftime to the opposing team
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Mon November 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
In order to raise money for renovations to their palace, Monaco's royal family sell some old bric-a-brac they had collecting dust, like some old French guy's hat for $2.4 million
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(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
How former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who has been married three times already, plans to save the sanctity of marriage from teh gheys
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
KFC Japan to open "KFC Colonel's Café" in Kobe, a relaxing all-day eatery featuring artisanal toast, French press coffee, delectable desserts, and pancakes and ice cream in addition to regular KFC menu items
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Wed November 12, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
French government surrenders to the powerful "I want to poop while I'm cooking" lobby
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Frenchman reaches 207mph on a rocket-powered bicycle. World speed records surrender
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Wed November 05, 2014
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson debuts the poster he designed for the 2015 Angoulême International Comics Festival, but he says he won't be attending the event
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frenchman dies after downing 56 shots, beating the bar's previous record of 55. "He swallowed around 30 glasses in the space of a minute." Pffft amateur
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Fri October 31, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
It could be worse: we could be French
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Sat October 25, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. unveils new cinnamon French toast breakfast sandwich, which is just...just wrong
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Tue October 21, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sues for right to draw you like one of those French girls
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who probably fits your stereotype of "French oil company CEO" killed in Moscow plane crash, along with three crew members
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Fri October 17, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the cops, don't make jokes and remember the top half of your bikini: French travel warnings about visiting the U.S
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some people just have a hard time letting go of their fallen soldiers, take for instant this French soldier's bedroom from WWI that hasn't changed for 96 years
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize for Economics goes to Frenchman who helped governments crack down on corporations being assholes. Nobel committee to rest of the world: DO YOU GET IT?
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Air & Space Magazine)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th anniversary of the first air combat victory. It was by a Frenchman. Bonus: the cape
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
French fries from around world. A crisp, soft core article
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Tue September 30, 2014
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
If real-world fuel consumption is your major concern, then buy a diesel car. From the French: "No manufacturer can better the French for real-world fuel consumption. They really are the new world champions of fuel frugality"
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
"A primeval erotic force merely visiting Earth in the guise of a 20-something French sex kitten"
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Wed September 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
7 biggest gadget flops. Matthew Broderick and French Stewart come in at #8 & #9
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French railway workers go on strike to defend their right to drink on the job
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When it's time to put a special breakfast on the table, what do you put together? French omelet? Homemade biscuits and gravy? From comfort food to showing off, breakfast is a meal we can all do well if you'll chip in some good ideas
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop me like one of your French potatoes
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged that American children don't eat French food
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Make fun of the French all you want, but someday we're going to have to turn to them and ask them how to make safer raw cheese
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We'll beat anyone's price... or your french fries are FREEEEEEEEEEEE"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flash mob overtakes mall with a performance dedicated to one of the most boring books in history, which details the exhaustive life of a French terrorist and thief who absconds with a loaf of bread, tormenting the heroic cop who chases him
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