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Wed March 17, 2010
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(The New York Times) Asinine The sage grouse is facing extinction. Congressman Jacob Chaffetz of Utah (R-d) "The only place the sage grouse belongs is on the menu of a French bistro"  (nytimes.com) (34)
(ABC News) Scary French president Sarkozy is now married to the Cloverfield monster  (abcnews.go.com) (54)

Tue March 16, 2010
(The Faster Times) Cool Hollywood is out of ideas, but the French are adapting Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood, so that's pretty cool  (thefastertimes.com) (40)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Boing Boing) Scary Michael Jackson is alive and he's a French woman  (boingboing.net) (32)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Telegraph) Strange French animal welfare group calls for special road crossings for Frogs, presumably because they find it very difficult to get across with no legs  (telegraph.co.uk) (60)

Tue February 23, 2010
(CNN) Sick French broadcasters claim Johnny Weir hurts figure skating's image and should be forced to take a gender test  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (63)

Fri February 19, 2010
(The Sun) Fail French skier takes all of five seconds to surrender to snow (with the very short video clip)  (thesun.co.uk) (48)

Mon February 15, 2010
(The Register) Interesting If you wondered why Americans are so overweight, it might be because french fries are cheaper than Prozac  (theregister.co.uk) (60)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Daily Mail) Interesting An old form of currency "the Euro" has been found on a shipwreck off an island in Greece  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Some Guy) Stupid Valentines Day tip: Saying "I love you" is more romantic in Italian or French than Klingon... on what planet?  (newslite.tv) (27)

Tue February 09, 2010
(Reuters) Interesting For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once  (in.reuters.com) (142)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Abc.net.au) Obvious French President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared the burqa "not welcome" in secular France after two men robbed bank disguised as Muslim women dressed in head to toe traditional religious garb  (abc.net.au) (483)

Sat January 30, 2010
(BBC) Interesting Republican voters are "like a French Revolution in reverse in which the workers come pouring down the street screaming more power to the aristocracy."  (news.bbc.co.uk) (307)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Discover) Amusing English researchers say a comprehensive study proves there's no G-spot. French researchers say of course the Brits can't find it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (85)

Thu January 28, 2010
(ABC News) Spiffy French rescue team finds another survivor, immediately surrender her to doctors  (abcnews.go.com) (82)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Some Canuck) Cool The only hot Phys Ed/French teacher in all of Canada has affair with 15-year old boy (with "she's 40?" pic)  (badjocksnews.com) (262)

Fri January 22, 2010
(BBC) Interesting French President Sarkozy to visit Rwanda, cites common history of hatred and contempt for Belgium  (news.bbc.co.uk) (16)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Yahoo) Stupid Enjoy your time on the beach and remember these few tips for your shore leave: the boat leaves at 7pm, Haitians speak French, and for God's sake don't wave food or water where they can see it....it will only make them angrier  (news.yahoo.com) (205)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Yahoo) Obvious Foreign-born French must surrender proof of citizenship  (news.yahoo.com) (99)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Telegraph) Amusing The French were cheese-eating surrender monkeys even back in the 12th century  (telegraph.co.uk) (123)

Sat January 16, 2010
(YouTube) Weird If the French have taught us anything, is that they give exhilarating yodeling tributes to Otis Redding in a made up language  (youtube.com) (9)
(Gawker) Cool Four Words: French Disco Star Wars  (tv.gawker.com) (21)

Wed January 13, 2010
(WTF) Dumbass Pat Robertson -- "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti ,,, they were under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. True story."  (cbn.com) (554)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Sci-Fi Wire) Interesting Country-by-country breakdown of Avatar's $1.3 billion gross. Apparently, the French and Russians really love giant blue cat people  (scifiwire.com) (90)

Sun January 10, 2010
(The Register) Hero France's highest court rules that man couldn't be fired for downloading porn to his work computer  (theregister.co.uk) (122)

Tue January 05, 2010
(BBC) Interesting French Armored bank van has a Ronin with robbers packing serious Heat. The Score was several million euros. No word if authorities are pursuing The Usual Suspects or an Inside Man  (news.bbc.co.uk) (51)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Cirque du Soleil struggles in its bid to branch out from circuses, thanks to awful reviews of its new clown-laden shows emphasizing Elvis tributes and vaudeville. "An Elvis show can't look French-Canadian"  (theglobeandmail.com) (27)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Chronicle of Higher Education) Obvious Don't go to grad school for the humanities, unless you want your future job to involve deconstructing the signifiers in the power structure of french fry hermeneutics  (chronicle.com) (125)

Sun January 03, 2010
(Some Guy) Followup French Muslim "youths" torch 1,137 cars overnight on new years day. This IS a repeat from 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com) (438)

Wed December 30, 2009
(SFGate) Hero Former WWII pilot, 91, receives Legion of Honor; relates tales of bombing raids, fighting in the French Resistance, and "almost killing the Mona Lisa"  (sfgate.com) (48)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Google) Interesting Canada considers putting anti-cancer enzyme in french fries and potato chips, kind of like how they used to put chemotherapy in your old CRT TV  (google.com) (37)

Thu December 17, 2009
(CNN) Weird European journalists hold vigil for "French Elvis." Don't step on his bleu suede shoes  (cnn.com) (26)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Breitbart.com) Weird In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the batshiat insane district attorney that sees French Liberalism ruining Law & Order  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (51)

Sun December 13, 2009
(New Zealand Herald) Interesting Just in time for the ball drop: two glasses of Champagne each day is good for you, thanks to several unnamed French scientists  (nzherald.co.nz) (48)

Wed December 09, 2009
(PhysOrg.com) Scary French researchers immediately surrender to newly discovered giant virus that lives inside amoebae which contains genetic material from several other species  (physorg.com) (51)

Sun December 06, 2009
(London Times) Scary Winemakers say global warming is changing the flavor of grapes and fear that in coming years, all wine might become as insipid as an Oregon red  (timesonline.co.uk) (52)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Some CFL Fan) Spiffy Green-garbed watermelon-helmet wearing inbreds versus poutine-munching Pepsi™-slurping frenchie snobs; There can only be one. 2009 Grey Cup thread starts here  (2009greycupfestival.com) (130)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Some B-boy) Interesting Frenchman wins 6th annual Red Bull breakdancing championships. In other news, there are still breakdancing championships  (multivu.prnewswire.com) (19)

Fri November 20, 2009
(Fox News) Amusing Three French hens, two turtle doves, and 316,000 bongs disguised as christmas ornaments in a shipping container  (foxnews.com) (63)

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