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47 headlines found matching 'French'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French police foil plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, they weren't in time to stop filming of the G.I. Joe movie
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
The quarter-finals of the 2014 World Cup begin today. Can a sluggish German side regain their early tempo against the French at noon? Will Brazil go home early with the help of Colombia's young superstar at 4?
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
"Do you speak French now? No? You're welcome" - George Washington
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Tue July 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Klinsmann has criticized the appointment of an Algerian referee for the match against Belgium, maintaining the Belgians will be able to communicate better with the referee as they both speak French. This is 'Merica, the ref should only speak English
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Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US plans to fine a French bank $9 billion for dealings with Iran. Then the US will send that $9 billon to Afghanistan, who will use it to support their new trade deal with Iran
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest "assemblage art" that you'll see today, compliments of some French artist dude
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(5)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
...so here's a French brass/klezmer/bluegrass band on Segways with fog machines playing "Kashmir"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How do French women stay so chic and stylish? It's easy: they just avoid trends and ignore advice from celebrities and pushy shop assistants on what looks chic and stylish
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
French admit they treat tourists like piles of self-propelled garbage, vow to change: "Too often we mistake service with servility. The country needs to recover a sense of hospitality"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
French patent holder provides excellent analysis of why the entire patent system needs to be disposed of in the deepest part of the ocean
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Wed June 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frenchman found guilty of ordering kidnapping of the guy who murdered his daughter. Thirty years ago. Liam Neeson nods in approval
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hottest delicacy in China's restaurants is French rabbit heads. Here's how to eat one - basically it's like a lobster, but way more gross
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(58)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
35,000 Jehovah's Witnesses walk into a French Quarter Bar
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone wondering how the French train for the World Cup sent in their drone to find out. Bill Belichick nods approvingly
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Last month's Obama faux pas: Benghazi. Last week: Berghazi. Today: Gumghazi, brought to you by ... the French
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Fri May 30, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most boring postcards. "This is French Lick Sandstone"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reporter congratulates loser of French Open match on his win, which goes over about as smoothly as you can imagine
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
This is the definitive, scientific ranking of fast food french fries. McDonald's is not number 1, KFC is. Wait, what?
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Fri May 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French mayor loses his oui oui
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Thu May 22, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Far-right French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen says France's immigration issues could be solved "in three months" by an Ebola epidemic in Africa
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
LA passes law allowing for bi-lingual road signs. These gol-durn Hispanics why can't they learn to speak English like all the other immigrant groups before them ..wait, the signs are in English and FRENCH? And the Cajuns have been there HOW long?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to create a fake reporter to shill snake oil on your website, try not to use the headshot of a real news anchor that's long been an Internet obsession, even if she is French
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(Too Many Men on the Site)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the top five French ice hockey players of all time. It's sorta like being the best long-distance swimmer in Sarahan Africa, but there you go
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Wed May 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I don't care who runs against him, I'll vote for him. I don't care if it's a Democrat, a Republican, an Indian, a Pakistani - even a Frenchman." Ah, Kentucky
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Sat May 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Politicians love chowing down on French fries, burgers, and pastries for photo ops because it demonstrates to voters that they are just like you. That explains why Rob Ford is the man of the lumpen proles
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Wed April 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
James Franco paints Seth Rogen like he's one of his French girls
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Tue April 29, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
French airline pilots call a month-long strike because they are unhappy at the rules about going on strike
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(10)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
French do gooder doesn't know the difference between a homeless person and a Richard Gere, does good anyway
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Thu April 24, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Boob ban: French government minister bans female staff from showing any cleavage at work
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Sat April 19, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French invasion
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
French Toast, let me introduce you to Grilled Cheese. You two would make such an melty, ooey, rich and gooey pair
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Mon April 14, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Americans are "crazy, driven, hard working" but in France "they stroll home, stop by the cafe, take-August off". Cadillac's new "anti-French" video ad has not gone down well in France, of all places
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Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
French juggler creates an impressive four ring optical illusion. Strangely mesmerizing and hypnotizing
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Workers in France now legally barred from responding to work emails on their own time. Like when they're eating their dinner, going to bars or sitting home watching TV and smoking stinky French cigarettes, all of which were paid for by their jobs
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Tue April 08, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippine Supreme Court to allow access to French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Children confuse apple slices for French fries in TV ads. Probably because most kids have never actually ever seen a real apple before
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Wed April 02, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians now putting used fryer grease on gravel roads as a dust suppressant. Bonus: entire provinces now smell like french fries
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Tue April 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are "floating in a pool" of ranch dressing. A delicious, delicious pool that goes great with everything from hot wings to pizza crust to french fries and is even better when mixed with ketchup
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Wed March 26, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Obese and uncultured" - What the French really think about Americans and Brits according to Google
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Mon March 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
A French mathematician has found a great way of not surrendering to classroom chatter. SPOILER ALERT: It involves spoilers
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Wed March 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Champions League Round of 16 wraps up, and remaining English hopes rest on the millionaires of Chelsea and plucky mid-table overachievers Manchester United. Oh, and there are probably some Spanish, French, and German teams still involved too
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Tue March 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
News: French train company will not be allowed to bid on Washington DC construction project. Fark: Until it pays reparations for transporting 76,000 French Jews and other undesirables to Nazi concentration camps
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Never Underdressed)
 
 
 
Models walks. Detailing the difference between an 'I'm fundamentally too French for this' saunter and a 'Mean Girls' strut
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sure, that Nissan car commercial directed by David Lynch is pretty weird, but it's got nothing on the French one featuring babies riding horses
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eating salad after a meal and not before considered proper manners by the French and a great way to lose weight when the secret dressing is listeria
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