Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Herb Cohen, the man responsible for managing great musicians like Frank Zappa and Tom Waits, has died at 77. Rest in piece, Mr. Manager  (contactmusic.com)	(9)

		Yo, dawg. Life herd you like dogs, dawg, so they put some Irish dogs up for St. Patrick's Day  (life.com)	(63)
		Photoshop Theme: Sequels to movies that quite frankly shouldn't have been made in the first place  (en.wikipedia.org)	(36)

Alan Grayson on Palin: She's the most intelligent leader the GOP has produced since George W. Bush  (dailykos.com)

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Trent Frank (R-AZ): "Far more of the African American community is being devastated by the policies of today than were being devastated by policies of slavery."  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)

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Despite increasing ticket prices and revenues, Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt is planning to cut $25 million off his payroll. Dodgers fans quit reading the article after the sixth paragraph  (sports.espn.go.com)

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Frankie Muniz is doing great  (warmingglow.uproxx.com)

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Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) is the latest Democrat to say he can't stomach D.C. politics anymore  (foxnews.com)

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Well, someone has it in their head that we need a film adaptation of Dean Koontz's terrible "Frankenstein" series  (io9.com)

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After history has had time to reflect, Frank Thomas will be remembered as the greatest slugger of his generation. The Big Hurt to officially announce retirement Friday morning  (sports.espn.go.com)

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You heathen farkers could do with some church music this fine Sunday morning...so have a seat right there (so to speak) and listen to a 14-year-old Aretha Franklin on "While The Blood Runs Warm In My Veins"  (youtube.com)

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Sen. Al Franken calls BS on CEO regarding Comcast/NBC mergepocalypse and rips him a new one  (consumerist.com)

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Get ready for a sparkly Frankenstein. Didn't I see a SNL Digital Short about this?  (slashfilm.com)

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Frank Buckles, the last surviving U.S. WW1 veteran turns 109 today. We will stand on your lawn only so that we may salute you, kind sir  (cnn.com)

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David Lynch and Frank Herbert discuss "Dune" back in '83. Surprisingly, Herbert doesn't refer to the movie as an "excruciating piece of s--t" (with audio)  (slashfilm.com)

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Frank Darabont's TV adaptation of cult zombie comic "The Walking Dead" shambles through AMC greenlight  (variety.com)

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(City Pages)		Al Franken says to seat Scott Brown now, so the Senate can move forward. "He won by 100,000 votes, which was about 100,000 more votes than I won by."  (blogs.citypages.com)	(183)
		Crush my spleen worthy news: Bruce Campbell vs. Frankenstein  (aintitcool.com)	(49)

Dr. Demento interviews Frank Zappa. 'Nuff said  (youtube.com)

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Panasonic reveals 152-inch TV. Frank unimpressed  (popsci.com)

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(Some Guy)

While Republicans were distracted protecting Christmas, Al Franken's "Rape is Bad" bill got passed  (secondpagemedia.com)

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London Times first published 225 years ago today; first issue had 3 columns of news, 10 of advertising, prompting Drew of Frankfforte to write "Farkke: How Ye Maedia Passeth Crappe off as Ye News."  (timesonline.co.uk)

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Good: Antibiotics in animal feed create healthier livestock. Bad: Also creates drug-resistent virulent germs. Fark: Dateline - Frankenstein, Missouri  (msnbc.msn.com)

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(Some Guy)

Elderly couple meets in retirement home, falls in love, and marries on Christmas Eve. Cue Frank Capra  (ksdk.com)

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Not news: Al Franken is kind of a dickhead  (thehill.com)

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Myrrh may lower cholesterol. Jury still out on Frankenstein  (usatoday.com)

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(Some Naked Dude on a Brain)		I'll see your Happy Frank Zappa day and wish you a happy Rush day on this 21st day of the 12th month  (rushisaband.com)	(100)
		New study reveals that the deaf may one day be able to hear through their teeth. If only Anne Frank had lived long enough for this breakthrough  (newscientist.com)	(179)
(wbal)		Happy Frank Zappa Day  (wbaltv.com)	(53)

		Al Franken (D-MN) shows Joe Lieberman (?-CT) his pimp hand  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(781)
(Some Guy)		Baltimore finally figures out where to put statue of Frank Zappa, much to the delight of his dozens of fans worldwide  (wbal.com)	(101)

(Some Guy)

Scientists say fate of 1845 Franklin Arctic expedition due to tins of British ox-cheek soup. Oh, and there was lead in it, too  (timescolonist.com)

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(City Pages)		Sen. John Thune (R-ecreant) walks out on Al Franken (D-ead on) after getting called out for lying on the Senate floor  (blogs.citypages.com)	(395)
		Frank Zappa dressed like Mike Nesmith interviews Mike Nesmith dressed as Frank Zappa  (youtube.com)	(41)

At least upcoming "Buck Rogers" remake won't be a Frank Miller overbloated mess with ridiculous dialogues  (io9.com)

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Geoff Johns on the new Flash comic: "It's superhero "CSI." You know, Frank, I hope this new series isn't a *sunglasses* flash . . . in the pan. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)

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Senators who voted against Al Franken's anti-rape amendment blame him for resulting bad PR  (crooksandliars.com)

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16 years ago today, Frank Zappa embarked on his final tour. Here he is playing the Fark out of Black Napkins in '76. Miss you, Frank  (youtube.com)

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Man 'walking like Frankenstein' says 'hemmer, hammer hammer' while smashing TVs inside Target  (myfoxtwincities.com)

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"Jesus Christ ate fish, and I hope you're not trying to claim moral superiority over him"  (guardian.co.uk)

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