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87 headlines found matching 'France'
Wed May 04, 2016
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Tupac's mother was much smarter than Prince; his entire estate is in order." Well, to be fair, Tupac is still controlling his estate from that private island off the coast of France
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Tue May 03, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Since pot legalization Oregonians are full of pain killers, antibiotics, antihistamines, mercury, and pesticides. And that's just the oysters
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Rothschild conspiracy, explained in a single four-minute video. Warning: Do not watch unless you're strong enough to handle the truth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hi. I understand you have the equipment to test the purity of my cocaine.....officer
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
A no-holds-barred look at what *really* happens when you take that fateful dance with Mary Jane (Mary Jane is a secret code for marijuana, for those of you who don't keep up on drug lingo)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airbus 1Q profit falls 50% after undelivered planes cause customer turbulence
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"He's a little asshole from Molenbeek. He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray, he's utterly vacuous. He's the perfect example of generation GTA, who think they live inside a video game." And that's just what his *own lawyer* had to say about him
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The New Zealand All Blacks are really good at rugby. They're really GREAT at vacation backyard BBQ skills competitions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela moves to a 2-day work week. Your move, France
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
New logo for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics seems to check out
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Thu April 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Austrian Bishop refuses country border fence on his land. Why would you need a border fence if your country is literally surrounded by water anyway?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Olympic flame for Rio gets lit in Ancient Olympia, Greece for first-ever South American games, hopes are to rekindle what's left of this sad Olympics
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's guitar used on Nirvana's final tour is going up for auction. It's described as virtually new because Cobain never really used it, as he focused more time sounding like a brick in a blender while onstage
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All countries have great national pastimes. For Egypt, it's making world leaders sit there and listen while their national anthems are completely massacred by the Egyptian national army band
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It looks like the Tour de France may become a MotoGP event
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Sat April 16, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cheaper by the dozen?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Globs of butter found in French river. Paula Deen immediately rushes to the airport
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby would call this French professional cycling race held over cobblestone roads "Ow, My Balls - The Race," but that wouldn't do justice to the amount of pain involved
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They take their wine seriously in Spain. Like, guerilla war serious
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nokia disconnects 15,000 workers
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Thu April 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Handy tip for travelers: In France, under a new law, it is no longer illegal to BE a prostitute, but it IS illegal for a customer to pay for one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Blue Jays manager John Gibbons: "Lighten up, Frances"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Was the first known cocktail shaker used: A) In America in the 1900s, B) In France in the 1800s, or C) In South America before the birth of Christ?
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Mon April 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The US Army plans to spend another 12.5 billion on drones before the year is up. That's the equivalent of 10 million college textbooks, which could be used to teach kids how awesome war is
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Treadmill 1 Taylor Swift 0
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Today's news came as a shock to everyone that forgot what day it is
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Thu March 31, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A Pope may have started April Fools' Day. That would explain those funky red shoes
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three in four Americans think there will be a terrorist attack in the US in the next year, but three in four Americans also believe that gravy is a beverage
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Old and boring: Brexit. New and exciting: Frexit
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Fri March 25, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
We've got World Cup qualifying and international friendlies. Come for Netherlands-France (and their Cruyff tribute), stay for Brazil-Uruguay and Guatemala-USA (3:45, 8:45 and 10:00pm) all times EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Has ISIS started using bacon bombs, and might this mean that our bacon-based offensives are no longer effective against them?
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Brussels bombings was US teen's third terrorist attack. Maybe someone should be watching this kid a little closer
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mexico City: Hey, what if we get some of our people living in the US to become citizens legally? They could vote against that bullfrog with a weetabix on his head
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but someone who helped perpetrate the worst terrorist attack on a country suddenly doesn't want to be extradited to that country for trial
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Europe to Turkey: "How about you take back all these Syrians and we'll give you fabulous cash and prizes. Wouldn't that be nice?"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Before surrendering to the Taliban, Bowe Bergdahl tried to surrender to France
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean's new Harmony of the Seas is a hooker. What? That doesn't make any sense. Oh, "looker". That's better. Although I'm sure you can find a few of the other ones on board. From time to time. Just ask for 'Manuel' on deck five. Bring cash
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Lottery tip: Before going on a wild shopping spree spending thousands of dollars, it's probably a good idea to recheck your winning numbers
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Mon March 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: Do rugby players wear a cup?
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being a crazy right-winger has backfired on the lead singer of The Eagles of Death Metal
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone made an Instagram dedicated to the "hot migrants of Syria"
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Thu March 10, 2016
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How a frog designed a life-saving epi-pen for heroin overdoses. France surrenders?
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember. It is always "a baby" not "your baby"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of people on the internet think a refugee swam from Afghanistan to France with only a pack of ramen and half a charge in his iPhone 6s
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Le ring to sacre bleu them all
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Rollo's origins questioned. Mike, Ike, Mr. Goodbar, and the Three Musketeers all deny paternity. Skor smiles almost imperceptibly, recalling that long-ago night in Denmark. Or was it Norway?
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Giant Mechs + France = Un génial comique Français
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spanish wine is now the most popular in the world. Anything strong enough to convince middle aged men to run through the streets being chased by bulls must be pretty good
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(Autosport)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton thinks F1 is as boring and broken as Brian France-era NASCAR
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Olympic Games)
 
 
 
There will be a new team participating in the categories High Jump, Swimming, Hurdling, and Rowing at the 2016 Olympics
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Tue March 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
French police bring migrants to their sha-na-na-na-knees-knees
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR CEO Brian France endorses Donald Trump for President. NASFARK announces search for new sport to follow
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"NCIS" renewed for two more seasons of being the show that just happens to still be playing on the TV after your grandpa falls asleep watching "Jeopardy"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The French pharmaceutical company that was so shocked by death in their human trials really should have noticed the dead dogs from preclinical animal trials
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Wed February 24, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Some would give their right ear to stay here
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ostensibly this article is about how FIFA will vote for Sepp Blatter's replacement, but the important part is that one of the candidates is named Tokyo Sexwale
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brussels is having a huge traffic problem, and some hungry mice are to blame for all of it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dogs are welcome. Bankers...that'll be €70,000 entry
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
France is going to "allow" employees to ignore their work emails when they're off the clock. Yes. Allow them to ignore
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen year-old Syrian claims refugee status entering Canada from the US, is at risk of being deported since the US isn't dangerous for Syrian refugees. Yet. Listen, check with them again in a year, eh?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal frontman shares nuggents of his wisdom in an emotional interview with French TV
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Mon February 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ikea unable to assemble proper tax forms, left a few important pieces out
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
You're all invited to France's Lemon Party
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Good news, Farkers French court rules that everyone in the world can post dick pics to Facebook
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Wed February 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The top teams in the big leagues of European soccer don't want to have to earn their way into the Champions League
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up farmers, it's time to start growing more 'wonky' phallic looking vegetables, a UK grocer is now embracing them to trim waste
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French ski resorts are 'lying about how long their pistes are.' Well, don't we all?
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man who checked into Paris Disneyland hotel carrying guns, ammunition and a Koran was 'just moving house', he told police. Easily done - I once moved carrying a tank, a trident nuclear submarine and an TLAM missile system
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Tue January 26, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy and Iran reach a deal worth 17 billion euros
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS warns it will beheading for Britain next
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Fri January 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC has updated their list of countries to avoid: Barbados, Bolivia, Ecuador, Guadeloupe, Saint Martin and Guyana; Cape Verde; Brazil, Colombia, El Salvador, French Guiana, Guatemala, Haiti-look, just stay home, OK?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google Street View takes you 1,600 feet up Mont Blanc ... that must be one big-ass pen
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know who else seized jewelry from "migrants"? (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR head Brian France decides to implement a chase format in the Xfinity and Camping World Truck series, since everyone just loves what The Chase© has done to the Sprint Cup series
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France honors Michael Keaton with its highest acting medal of honor: "capable of taking on the most diverse of roles, from the most tragic to the most comical, sliding from one to the other without ever running out of breath." Just like Jerry Lewis
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest effort to protect the French language comes as the government demands a standard AZERTY keyboard, prompting despair from everyone who uses QWERTY as their password
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Fri January 15, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Strike marijuana off the list. Next up, a trial for ketchup based painkiller. Any volunteers?
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Hollande: "It is unacceptable that in our country citizens feel so frightened and assaulted because of their religious choices." Muslims? No, Jews
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Wed January 13, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
For all of you who've ever lain awake at night wondering whether to spend your last 100 bucks on a hunting trip or a prostitute, here's the answer
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Italian officials say the best way to help them clean up their monumentally corrupt government is to give them the 2024 Olympics and pour billions of dollars on them
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0: Hellfire missile ends up being "accidentally" shipped directly to Havana instead of Florida, because they're easy to confuse for one another
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump puts Paris where it belongs. Germany
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