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71 headlines found matching 'France'
Thu November 16, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore seen packing bags for France
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OK, who farted?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mysterious radiation cloud wafting over Europe from Russia. This is not a repeat from 1986
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas, including qualifying speeds as the NASCAR Texas Two-Step Series determines who else joins Truex and Kyle at Fat France's Showdown at Homestead. Coverage begins at 1:30pm EST on NBCSN
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
France tightens rules to award the Legion of Honor; having co-starred in Jerry Lewis films remains questionable qualification
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Fri October 27, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
Your quarterly Game Trading Thread. Have extra game codes lying around? Humblebundle library full of unused keys? Want to trade them out for something different? Come join us to the right. LGT GOG Connect with new games available
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Tue October 24, 2017
(France 24)
 
 
 
Expect your French bordeaux to be more expensive in the near future
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Mon October 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
President Emmanuel Macron's dog Nemo recently caught taking a leak on the fireplace in the presidential office while the president was busy in a meeting with junior ministers
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Naming your kid Jihad is the new Hitler
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
In Scotland you will not be allowed to smack your children when they act up. You can still give them a Glasgow Kiss though
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
...in which, we have now declared war on Iran, North Korea, and Russia. Goodbye all, it's been fun
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron:"We need to develop political heroism"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of friends build Halloween yard display with a 20 ft, two-story, 1,000 lb, replica of a Star Wars AT-AT. Will be tripped up by snow speeders once the first snow falls
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Sat October 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This tiny little English pub has been named the best restaurant in the world. So... road trip anyone?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
* = €1.4mn
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Sun October 01, 2017
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
French soccer match turns into giant game of dominoes for fans in stands
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
As the NASCAR Destrucity Cup series travels to Dover by conventional means, will Brian France comfort the normals, or kick the cockpit door down, dispose of the pilots, and take NASCAR into a nosedive at the Ultimate Warrior 400, 2pm ET on NBCSN?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Forget about spending hundreds on a bottle of wine from France or Italy. The world's best bottle comes from Australia and it's $30
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sixteen Candles remade
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
New Trump wannabe, French President Emmanuel Macron cuts taxes for France's most wealthy in his first budget, says the poor are still invited for cake if they leave the pitchforks and torches home
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
But this is Fronce, we do not have low blood sugar here in Fronce
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tragedy today, as former Pope Benedict XVI was eaten by wolves. He was delicious
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The real threat isn't nuclear war, it's falling oxygen levels. President Skroob cracks open another can of fresh air
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Train conductor demands legless man prove he's disabled, so the guy beat him with his wooden leg. Well, he should have
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(Cycling News)
 
 
 
For the third year in a row, Peter Sagan is the road cycling world champion
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Activists want a large ocean garbage patch to be named as a new country. Others say it's unnecessary to make a statement about trashy land masses because we already have New Jersey
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The tracklist for Morrissey's new album reads like the comment section from the Politics tab or the Daily Mail
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Sun September 17, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Four American women are victims of acid attack in France. Refreshing: Not terrorism, just some crazy lady
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Just think about how much you and I are giving up in service to our country. You know what we really deserve? To requisition an Air Force jet for our honeymoon
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Fri September 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jose can you see another category-4 hurricane?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After cheese experts of France get whiff of Whole Foods' clueless cheese map, they declare war and demand restitution. In related news, "clueless cheese map" used in sentence
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Wed September 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After Irma came ashore on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin, the four "most solid " buildings on the island have all been reportedly destroyed
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight delayed after a scorpion was found on a Glasgow-Paris plane. Despite rumors, no ninjas were detected
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"North Korea is begging for war" and I mean, look at how they're dressed. All prim and proper in their matching uniforms of a despotic regime. They're clearly asking for it
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
German Election debate tonight, with Merkel expected to do better than her opponent Schulz; mostly because she doesn't have to worry about American POWs sneaking around and sabotaging her performance
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron demands Theresa May and the UK act like adults over Brexit (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's some evidence to indicate that, much like everything ELSE in christianity, the ark of the covenant might have been stolen from pagans
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons in France reattach woman's arms after train accident. Procedure took four hours, with most time spent in prep just trying to shave off the armpit hair
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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(WRWC)
 
 
 
US Women battle France for third place in the Rugby World Cup. Match starts at Noon ET
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Hi, we'd like to continue funding your weird science mumbo jumbo, but per the President, we'll need you to scrub the terms "climate change" and "global warming" from your proposals. That'd be great. Thanks in advance
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports pope Mike Francesa, upon being informed that naked pics are often taken to be sent to people on an internet: "Why? Why would you be transmitting naked photos of yourself? What is the point?"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jerry Lewis has died. France surrenders
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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Wed August 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski puts down his beer in an attempt to catch Bill Cosby's record
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Berkeley mayor suggests counterprotesters stay home on August 27 when Nazis descend on the city to protest Marxism
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember Angry Birds? Well in a classic case of 'too little, too late', Rovio announces IPO
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Tiki Brand Torches 1, Trump 0
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Canada building a refugee camp for everyone fleeing the U.S. in favor of a non-idiotic country (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
So all these lefty Euro countries that can afford to do so are banning gasoline powered vehicles by 2030, like Norway, Germany, France, the Netherlands, India.....maybe Washington....wait....what?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It makes no sense for so many European countries to take so much time off in the summer when those are the nicest months to get things done
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron's solution to the migrant crisis defeated by his own government (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Sun August 06, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
France to offer fresh oysters for sale via vending machines. And you thought gas station sushi was a bad idea
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Where have all our superyachts gone?
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but according to DHS, Stephan Miller was lying about legal immigration being at an all time high. Someone, please fetch Subby his fainting couch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and Sens Cotton (R-AK ) and Perdue (R-GA) unveil a bill to slash legal immigration levels by half called the Reforming American Immigration for Strong Employment, or RAISE act mostly because "Fark YOU Brown People" doesn't make a cool acronym
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your everything guide to visiting the Eiffel Tower. Step 1: plan a real vacation somewhere interesting
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. Paris gets 2024 Olympics and Los Angeles get the 2028 games
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
French airport worker punches passenger holding a baby. Your move, United
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body parts found in the Alps could be A) plane crash victims, B) delicious, C) all the above
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania to make solo trip to Canada for Invictus games. Maybe she can bring First Lady Ivanka along if she wants a little competition for the affections of Pretty Boy Justin.. Will be free of need to swat away Tiny Hands
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's official: Russia is now France's drunken ex
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What's that? You think your escargots de Bourgogne are from Burgundy? That they're even French? HA. Fool
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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Sun July 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Froome wins his 4th Tour de France. You submitted this with a doping joke
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
French president Macron surrenders 10 percentage points as approval ratings plunge after only two months, the second-biggest decline for a French president so soon after election
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air France launches new airline specifically aimed at millennials - especially the insufferable rich ones who like flying to Paris a lot. Parlez vous 'hipster'?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cable: "I offer same formula as Macron," Deadpool: "I offer the same formula as Kim Jong-Un," Domino: "I offer the same formula as Sunny Leone"
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