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19 headlines found matching 'Fortunately'
Wed February 10, 2016
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp will somewhat be seen in the upcoming Invisible Man reboot, but unfortunately he'll still be heard
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you live on the 4th floor of an apartment and accidentally lock yourself out there's a logical and illogical way to try and get back in. Unfortunately, some people choose the latter
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Mon January 25, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's all about The Game, as we watch a 46-year-old man who spends all his time working in the office parade around as world champion. Unfortunately, Zombie Verne Gagne isn't showing up on WWE Raw, it's once again the Triple H Show at 8PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:30PM
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Positive find in Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 case. Unfortunately, it's an underwater volcano, which sank a towfish that was looking for the plane. On the bright side, at least nobody died
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says his foreign policy would resemble that of his father. Unfortunately his poll numbers still resemble those of his brother
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
President Obama's final State of the Union set a new ratings record. Unfortunately, that record was as abysmal as Congress's recent support
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A Canadian Metallica cover band in business since 1994 recently received a 41 page cease-and-desist letter from a lawyer that represented Metallica. Unfortunately for the lawyer, the actual members of Metallica found out, and hilarity ensued
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New invention combines rollerskates, scooters and skateboards into one shoe that unfortunately doesn't just scoot you over to the nearest emergency room
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers almost scores a date when posing as someone else. Unfortunately for the young lady, she didn't double check before shooting him down
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
.343 is an excellent batting average. Unfortunately it's a staggering blood alcohol reading
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Thu December 24, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You might have thought that the Lakers were going to beat the Thunder after going up 44-43 with four minutes left in the second quarter. Unfortunately over the next 9 minutes they were outscored 36-2
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Thu December 17, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
700 unreleased Thin Lizzy songs discovered. Unfortunately, 523 of them are just alternate takes of 'Whiskey in the Jar'
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Wed December 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
With nothing left to lose, Lindsey Graham becomes the voice of reason in the GOP. Fortunately, he can't drop below 0% in the polls
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Mon December 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
HR regrets to inform you that this year's Christmas bonus won't be a choice between $35,000 or a $50,000 new car. Unfortunately there is no choice this year and the company is only able to provide $100,000 in cash to each of our employees
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Thu December 10, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Additionally, it is unknown whether his lack of clothing was a drug-related condition." And by "lack of clothing" they mean stealing a FedEx truck while naked. Unfortunately he wasn't able to drive a stick, so he ran away without the truck. Naked
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Mon November 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can buy an entire neighborhood for like 50 bucks. Unfortunately, it's in Liverpool
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Thu October 29, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There are numerous approved teaching techniques available to get chatty students to stop talking. Unfortunately, a roll of duct tape is not one of them
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Sat October 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, that student mistook the gas pedal for the brake, sending the car into the building. She was doing great up until that very last part"
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Fri October 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, let's check in with McDonald's franchisees and see how the all-day breakfast is working out. Unfortunately we may have to wait a while. A long while
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