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26 headlines found matching 'Fortunately'
Mon February 27, 2017
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
"No evidence" yet of Trump campaign contacts with Russia. Fortunately, full blown hysteria doesn't require evidence
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Former NHL player proves he can still hold his own in a hockey fight. Unfortunately, it was with a 15-year old kid
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are 'Snatched', which unfortunately is not a sequel to 'Snatch'
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A single gene can add an inch to a person's height. Tom Cruise says unfortunately he got the gene for tall teeth
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Author says the XFL was the precursor to the rise of Trump. Fortunately if we take the comparisons all the way through to the end, the XFL was shut down 4 months after its "Inauguration"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Man who ran a mile every day for 52 straight years finally takes a day off. Unfortunately he's now 19,000 miles from home
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Fri January 27, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carole King releases new version of "One Small Voice" in support of Trump protests. Unfortunately, she didn't rename the song "Two Tiny Hands" to drive the point home
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Somebody told actor Tim Daly to break a leg. Unfortunately he broke two of them
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Today is the 40th anniversary of National Handwriting Day. I made a personal note of this in my day planner, but unfortunately I can't read what it says
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Doctor Who warned us about "Alternative Facts" 40 years ago. Unfortunately, Leela's leather miniskirt distracted us from the message
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Fri January 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Donald Trump takes the oath of office, one president will be proudly standing by him in spirit. Unfortunately, it's going to be James Buchanan
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mike Oldfield is back with more Tubular Bells and a new outlook on life having survived death and a feud with Richard Branson. Unfortunately, still unable to come up with new music that isn't Tubular Bells
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland chicks really know how to rock out with their cocks out (unfortunately SFW)
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Total value of all bitcoins hits a record high of $14 billion. Unfortunately for Americans, using them at McDonald's is still a virtual impossibility
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Man with baggage proposes to woman on carousel. Unfortunately, his proposal was left unclaimed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google offer $0.99 movie rentals. Unfortunately, the offer is only good for Rob Schneider films
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people are drawing parallels between the assassination in Turkey and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand that started WWI. Fortunately for us, those people don't know anything about why WWI actually started
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers announce plans for a $140 million renovation of the Quicken Loans Arena. Unfortunately whatever they do to improve the inside of the venue, it will still be in Cleveland
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Barack Obama slips in a last-minute Pen Swipe special before the buzzer, defeats the state-sponsored opponents of Planned Parenthood, and emerges supreme women's champion. Unfortunately, the Trumpmensional gates are still open for now
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Wed December 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that a man who stole $300,000 from the account of an acquaintance can be convicted of bank fraud. Unfortunately he didn't sell millions of phony mortgages and crashed the economy or he would still be a free man
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household net worth rises to a record $90.2 trillion. Unfortunately $90 trillion of that belongs to the households of Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Mark Zuckerberg
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Macaque monkeys possess the proper anatomy for human speech but not the brainpower. Fortunately, there's always a career in politics
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Rhett Butler sues after his genitals are burned in a mid-flight coffee spill. Unfortunately, there was no one aboard the plane who knew nothin' bout birthin' no babies or savin' no penises
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple is exploring moving production of the iPhone to the U.S. Unfortunately, losing access to China's 60 cents a day work force, the price of an iPhone is projected to skyrocket to $19,000
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the chores experts say you only have to do once a year. Unfortunately, washing the dishes and vacuuming are not among them
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