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27 headlines found matching 'Fortunately'
Sun September 21, 2014
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Multi-millionaire who was so happy that his wife recovered from cancer that he gave away his £16m fortune and sold all his belongings and sold their home. Unfortunately that led to his wife leaving him
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Sun September 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Doctor in isolation in Nebraska says he's at 80%. Unfortunately the other 20% is still Ebola
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Tue September 09, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart releases new dress code for employees. Unfortunately still no dress code for customers
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Sat August 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jethro Tull bassist Glenn Cornick wasn't too old to rock and roll at age 67. Unfortunately, he also wasn't too young to die
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Major investor wants to help RadioShack avoid bankruptcy. Unfortunately the company forgot to get his phone number
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is World Bacon Day, and every bacon sammich you eat takes one hour off your life. Fortunately, all those hours come off the end, so eat up
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Mon August 25, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Fortunately for one Canadian family, their house is not haunted. However the noises they were hearing were real. And they were made by a 10-foot Burmese python
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
After Freddie Prinze Jr. trashed Keifer Sutherland over the weekend, the masses awaited Sutherland's blood-thirsty response. Unfortunately, Sutherland's response was nothing as expected
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sophia Vergara is dating a star of True Blood, unfortunately it's not the redheaded vampire Jessica
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
British news network Sky News realizes that, in retrospect, maybe, just maybe, having a reporter rifle through the luggage of a flight MH17 victim live on the air, wasn't in the best possible taste. Fortunately "a" dildo was not among the contents
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, unattended deaths are more common during the summer months. Why not make yours memorable for those who find you with a grenade
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that food influences the body's internal clock. Unfortunately most Americans' clocks are now running 24/7
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French police foil plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, they weren't in time to stop filming of the G.I. Joe movie
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Congress is shut down until all the pollutants inside its halls can be cleaned up. Unfortunately this is not a metaphor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The British tried to build a two-million ton aircraft carrier out of ice during the Second World War. Fortunately, someone brought a camera
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Price tag for living the American dream is $130,000 a year. Unfortunately, for most Americans their dream is making $50,000
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
World body painting festival coverage is unfortunately safe for work
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio State lineman arrested for fighting and cocaine possession at the most unfortunately named bar ever
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment starts to realize the Nu52 is a failure, plans to have their current characters fight their old universe counterparts. Unfortunately, they don't seem to realize they drove away all their old fans, so no one is left to care
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Website puts mechanical pencils through torture tests to determine which one is best. Unfortunately there is no advice about which one would look spiffiest with your plastic shirt pocket protector
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
You can ask a prostitute to toss your salad, but don't try paying with one. Fortunately no one will ever know you did something so stupid, unless the prostitute is a cop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With a net worth of $50m, Keira Knightly only allows herself $50k a year. Fortunately for her, she saves a fortune on groceries
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen demonstrates knowledge of Constitution, manners, marksmanship. Fortunately 0 for 3
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Mon June 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
EPA plan for power plant emissions means Obama is making good on a campaign pledge. Unfortunately, it's the one where he said "electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC cops need help solving stabbing case. Fortunately, David Schwimmer is there for them
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