| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| If a sheriff's deputy asks you to leave a bar because you're disturbing people, the last thing you want to say is, "I'm waiting for the real cops to tell me to leave" (nwfdailynews.com) | (69) | ||
| Even the judge agrees there's nothing wrong with a little tongue (nwfdailynews.com) | (19) |