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Headlines matching 'Ford'

Sat February 11, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Republican endorses Gabrielle Giffords' aide to fill her seat in Special Election, suggests the other Republicans drop their candidacies (azstarnet.com)	(68)

Fri February 10, 2012

		Just like their cars, two Ford execs quit after 25,000 miles (finance.yahoo.com)	(20)
(KABC-7)		Authorities announce Madonna stalker walked away from mental hospital a week ago. Still probably couldn't afford Superbowl tickets (abclocal.go.com)	(4)

Tue February 07, 2012

Harrison Ford not in talks for new Blade Runner after all. Mysterious origami unicorn falls over (deadline.com)

(53)

Mon February 06, 2012

They need ya, Decks, this is a bad one, the worst yet: Harrison Ford reportedly in talks for Ridley Scott's new Blade Runner (denofgeek.com)

(64)

Fri February 03, 2012

Miami named most miserable U.S. city by panel of judges who have never been to Hartford (old.news.yahoo.com)

(115)

Mon January 30, 2012

		Freddie Mac, a company owned by taxpayers that's supposed to make it easier and more affordable to get a home, has bet billions of dollars that homeowners will not be able to refinance their homes (npr.org)	(89)
(Some Guy)		Ford still owns 12% of Aston Martin, which corresponds to 12% of the new Fusion being an Aston Martin. Can you guess which 12% that is? (ford.com)	(50)

Sat January 28, 2012

(Some Guy)

Q: How does the .001 percent tell when it's time to murder a hobo for kicks? A: With a $1,650,000 watch encased in pure sapphire. Oh, and you couldn't buy one, even if you could afford it. There are five, and they're sold out (hodinkee.com)

(253)

Fri January 27, 2012

Chysler 300C once leased by President Obama now on eBay. He drove it until 2007. That's when he started to run for president and coincidentally traded it in for a Ford Escape hybrid (wgal.com)

(81)

Mon January 23, 2012

In a stroke of genius, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk seeks to push Gabrielle Giffords off of the front page (chicagotribune.com)

(112)

Sun January 22, 2012

Gabrielle Giffords needs Congress like she needs a (foxnews.com)

(315)

Thu January 19, 2012

If you actually can afford to buy a house *and* convince a bank to give you a mortgage, have we got some great news for you (wrcbtv.com)

(101)

Wed January 18, 2012

Supermodel Cindy Crawford has taken on the role of pushy stage mother for the presumed benefit of her 10-year-old girl child, with a little help from the House of Versace. (kid modeling pics) (bittenandbound.com)

(23)

Sat January 14, 2012

Another family discovers they can't afford the power bills or the property tax on the big new home built for them in an "Extreme Makeover" episode (azcentral.com)

(215)

Fri January 13, 2012

At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals (dailymail.co.uk)

(49)

Thu January 12, 2012

Or, as Ford calls it, "January" (chicagotribune.com)

(13)

Tue January 10, 2012

Hyundai Elantra edges out Ford Focus and VW Passat for 2012 North American Car of the Year award. Because nothing says "North America" like a Hyundai and a Volkswagen (wrcbtv.com)

(89)

Mon January 09, 2012

If you think the entire nation has nothing by goodwill for Gabrielle Giffords and her husband, you should read this interview. "Every time I see them on TV it makes me want to vomit" (azcentral.com)

(347)

Wed January 04, 2012

10 reasons Andrew Luck should return to Stanford (espn.go.com)

(118)

Tue January 03, 2012

Stanford falls to Oklahoma State in overtime, Andrew Luck gets a head start as an Indianapolis Colt by losing in a shootout (scores.espn.go.com)

(81)

Mon January 02, 2012

(Some Guy)

Months after Hurricane Irene wrecked parts of Hatteras Island, a subdivision remains cut off from the rest of the island and rotting away because the property owners can't afford to repair their road (wtkr.com)

(175)

Sat December 31, 2011

(Some Guy)

Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that" (couriermail.com.au)

(86)

Thu December 29, 2011

Fashion designer makes gown out of Ford Focus parts . As expected, most women want bigger headlights (content.usatoday.com)

(19)

Tue December 27, 2011

Man calls 911 to complain that two hookers wouldn't afford him the man-in-the-middle slot in bed that he paid for (thesmokinggun.com)

(64)

Wed December 21, 2011

		Harrison Ford signs on for "Ender's Game." He belongs in a museum (insidemovies.ew.com)	(110)
		NY Times: All the news we can only afford to print (reuters.com)	(9)

Mon December 19, 2011

When the revolution comes, it won't be started by protestors in city parks, it will come from people like residents of Jefferson County, AL, who, thanks to JP Morgan, now have to choose between affording electricity or running water (news.yahoo.com)

(389)

Fri December 16, 2011

Just because you are driving a Ford ECSAPE doen't mean you will (chron.com)

(33)

Thu December 15, 2011

Do you have a dream car that you can actually afford? If so, why haven't you bought it yet? What is it? (fark.com)

(553)

Tue December 13, 2011

On New Year's Day San Francisco to become first U.S city to top $10/hour minimum wage. Movie ushers can now afford that double wide fridge box (philly.com)

(104)

Sat December 10, 2011

Ford recalls 129,000 cars over tiny driving defect ... the wheels may fall off (dailymail.co.uk)

(39)

Fri December 09, 2011

Production of the Ford Econoline van will end next year. Children who are prone to accepting candy from strangers rejoice (foxnews.com)

(32)

Mon December 05, 2011

Ford's 2013 Lincoln MKS Sedan will have technology to tell when the driver is distracted. Control switch to be found under knob for voice texting and between video player and GPS (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)

(51)

Sat December 03, 2011

Ford: "Give us money to reorganize our facility to let us make more money. We're not going to add any more jobs, but it would be a shame if something should happen to the current 1,900 jobs if we don't get it. Thanks" (cleveland.com)

(73)

Fri December 02, 2011

		New poll says half of all Americans are worried that they can't afford to pay for Christmas. Other half of Americans still paying off Christmas 2008 (cbsnews.com)	(30)
		AT&T says they can afford a lot more congressmen than the #FCC (nypost.com)	(27)

Wed November 30, 2011

New poll shows that Americans don't know, care about what's in the Affordable Care Act (washingtonpost.com)

(146)

Fri November 25, 2011

Pedestrian killed by SUV in Tip O'Neill Tunnel. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by a Ford (boston.com)

(17)

Tue November 22, 2011

Francis Ford Coppola regrets sequels to "The Godfather." He's half-right (contactmusic.com)

(85)

Sun November 20, 2011

With the Chase down to two drivers - Carl Edwards and Tony Stewart - loyalties could determine the 2011 Cup champion. It's the Ford 400 from sunny Homestead-Miami Speedway, 3:30 ET, ABC (sports.yahoo.com)

(lots)

Sat November 19, 2011

	NASCAR Nationwide Series Finale: Ford 300 at 3 PM ET. All Stenhouse Jr. has to do to win the championship is not get caught in wrecks by such skilled drivers as Steven Wallace, Danica Patrick, or Scott Speed. Good luck with that (nascar.com)	(146)
(Electronista)	AT&T just raised the price of the iPhone 3GS by infinity percent. Or eleventy bazillion, whichever is more. But you can probably still afford one (electronista.com)	(23)
	"Stafford was fined $7,500 for 'grabbing an opponent by the helmet opening.' Also, Bears receiver Earl Bennett was fined $10,000 for a uniform violation; he wore dominantly orange shoes" (espn.go.com)	(80)

Fri November 18, 2011

		Newt Gingrich says being without his lobbyist income is 'challenging.' Without it, he can't afford the world's tiniest violin (dailykos.com)	(53)
		Five reasons why we'll miss Regis. Not included is "his inhuman patience in the face of Kathie Lee Gifford" (people.com)	(31)
		An amazingly detailed look at the design, sales and marketing of one of the most maligned cars in history--the Ford Edsel (salon.com)	(63)

Thu November 17, 2011

UK plans to put CCTV recorders in Oxford taxis. You'll still get robbed, but there will now be a grainy video of the act in progress (guardian.co.uk)

(2)

Wed November 16, 2011

		Cast and crew of The Expendables 2 caused significant damage to a protected bat cave. Sure, Bruce can afford to fix it, but it's the principle of the thing (deadline.com)	(50)
		In a recent CNN poll Obama's 46% approval ranks above only Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. See, I told you he is a better president than Jimmy Carter (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(137)

Mon November 14, 2011

Harrison Ford talks about next Indiana Jones film: "I'm available, I'm not cheap, but I'm available." If that doesn't instill you with confidence, I don't know WHAT would (showbizspy.com)

(62)

Sun November 13, 2011

		Cook Islands' attempt to make the Fark main page is successful: "Zac Guildford ran naked and bleeding into a bar, assaulted patrons, then ran off with five women" (smh.com.au)	(49)
		Bill O'Reilly's new book on Lincoln assassination riddled with inaccuracies. It's so full of holes, they won't even sell it at Ford's Theater (gawker.com)	(133)

Wed November 09, 2011

Remember the old joke about 'If Microsoft built cars'? Well they teamed up with Ford and "drivers have to turn off and restart their car and wait for the system to reboot" (businessweek.com)

(68)

Mon November 07, 2011

Roger Ebert has been financing "At the Movies" himself, and can't afford to do it much longer (movies.yahoo.com)

(50)

Fri November 04, 2011

56-year-old Porky's star you've never heard of is found dead in Maui of apparent suicide. In other news, you aren't able to afford Maui because you never got the chance to "star" in Porky's franchise (dailymail.co.uk)

(67)

Tue November 01, 2011

(Some Guy)

Horse rescued from Bedford swimming pool. In Pottersville they just let them drown (www2.wsls.com)

(25)

Sat October 29, 2011

		Kid with cancer tweets Tebow that he's 'Tebowing while chemoing.' Subby hopes Stanford QB starts trend known as 'Lucking.' (denverpost.com)	(44)
		Can Wisconsin bounce back? Can Michigan State keep up the momentum? Is Kansas State for real? And will Stanford's SOS finally be higher than Boise's? It's your college football discussion thread (rivals.yahoo.com)	(1544)