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183 headlines found matching 'Force'
Sat October 21, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For some reason that's not entirely clear, Congress is now seriously considering revoking the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Terrorists that was passed three days after 9/11
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Fri October 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CIA forced to issue a correction after CIA Director Mike Pompeo erroneously claimed that Russian meddling 'did not affect the outcome of the election'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Yankees win and head off to play L.A.? Or can Justin Verlander and the Astros win and force a Game 7? It is your ALCS Game 6 thread, the fun begins at 8pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will war break out? Will Putin force Trump to "take a knee"? Who will be this Friday's resignation/firing? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ETshoe drop)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but a man who is used to having things his own way his whole life is not taking the sex rehab he was forced to go to seriously
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently Mark Hamill has gone over to the dark side of the Force, now claims Luke Skywalker "was always the villain" in Star Wars
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If antimatter falls "up", we can have our artificial gravity at last
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Wed October 18, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
*NFL throws a flag* Free speech interference, on the White House. Cannot force players to suppress speech, can only encourage dialog. 10 tweet penalty and loss of talking point. Replay down
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald would like to remind us about the other Harvey Weinsteins still out there, like the nameless married movie director who forced his tongue in her mouth when she was 14
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President signed law that unbeknownst to him effectively hindered law enforcement from punishing big corporate donors to both Democrats and Republicans. A law they had sought for years. No, not that President
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's season finale of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the show's new threat is introduced and Junkie Depp attempts to be a force to be reckoned with but, y'know, the drugs [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Aside from fleeing kneeling NFL football players, here are some of the other perks of Air Force Two for Vice President Mike Pence
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(National Review)
 
 
 
In a world without biblical morals, men are practically forced to rape
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks that allegations of sexual misconduct should force a large media company to shut down entirely
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fidget spinners ... in ... spaaaace
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE agents are under instructions to weigh competing priorities of law enforcement versus financial profit and to avoid properties that are not profitable enough for the federal government to justify seizing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs forced to take a left turn at Albuquerque
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Turkey joins with Russia, Syria and Iran against U.S. backed forces. Did I mention that Turkey is a member of NATO? Well, they used to be
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
JFK Airport guards might not catch many terrorists, but nobody has them beat for forced sex voyeurism
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" homeowners forced to put up fence because tourists keep throwing pizzas on their roof
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced $80 billion in Pell Grant funding with absolutely nothing, which will force millions of students to drop out, go deeper in debt, or forego college altogether. Let's see if students notice
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Goodell: STFU and GBTW
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When Central City is threatened Cisco decides to release Barry from the Speed Force since mime Wells doesn't speak up in disagreement. (8ET CW) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends are arrested for breaking time. (CW 9ET)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Disneyland takes on eerie, orange glow thanks to wildfires, Air Force One flyover
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Islamic Society of Orange County announces on Twitter they're opening their doors for those forced to leave their homes due to the massive brush fire. Being Twitter the imam has to put out a Twitter troll fire, and does so in an amazing way
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The force is strong with the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google floats an idea to restore cell service in Puerto Rico
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Fri October 06, 2017
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Darth Vader robs a convenience store, doesn't Force-choke anyone
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Christian rehab diversion program miraculously turns into forced-labor camp the moment you step into it. Hallelujah
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(White House)
 
 
 
DOOFUS: "... people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble... Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?" Air Force Rep: "Sir, I'm representing the Air Force." DOOFUS: "No I know that"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US forces are under attack
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
If you're wanted for skipping on child support payments it's probably best not to taunt law enforcement on social media
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Sat September 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but one camper doesn't want one. You can lead a pony to water, but can you force it to have a cutie mark? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks and Recreation this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The nation that designed and built the Avro Arrow will now be looking to bolster their front-line Air Force fleet by scrounging for secondhand American aircraft from such military powerhouses as Australia and Kuwait
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Superintendent of the U.S. Air Force Academy to racists: GET OUT
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Instructor injured in sheriff's use-of-force drill. Sounds like they're learning, all right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently Hugh Hefner took so much Viagra he had an infuction in his ear
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Former professor arrested for assaulting student in a grocery store
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's Chinese business connections are increasingly being hidden from the public eye, and there's no law on the books to force transparency. But I'm sure no one would take advantage of that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To reduce cost, Trump has decided to remove some unnecessary functions from the new Air Force One - such as mid-air refueling capability
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Detroit is back on top again, it was a hard struggle but with the cooperation of its residents, Detroit regains its top spot in the U.S. as a force to be reckoned with
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Mon September 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger decides that is is wrong to force someone to do something against their will
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Come for the "Sebastian Gorka goes on 2 1/2 hour tirade in front of Special Forces," stay for "John Kelly revoked Gorka's security clearance while Gorka was on vacation"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MMA fighter is 4 pounds over his fight weight limit, then almost passes out right after his weight-in
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Thu September 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, Mueller is requesting additional Air Force One convo records, the healthcare bill sucks hardcore, and new sanctions have been announced against North Korea. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Young republican asks why he should be forced to pay for health insurance he won't need since he's "in perfect health." Universe answers him
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Wed September 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall convicted of assaulting neighbor, possibly with a breakfast club
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With typical British understatement, UK police say the mysterious object that forced the closure of a major highway today was a trash bag full of "possibly hydrochloric acid" and they are "keeping an open mind as to how the object was left there"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The tiny island sags upwind/'cause the life that they lived is dead/and the wind screams Maria (link updated)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere)
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Dipshiats With Credentials)
 
 
 
In today's installment of The Dumbest Farking Thing You Will Read All Weekend: boys peeing standing up gives them an unfair advantage in physics
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soon to be former Air Force Chaplain claims if you're not Christian you must be a devil worshipper
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Just think about how much you and I are giving up in service to our country. You know what we really deserve? To requisition an Air Force jet for our honeymoon
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Army scientists discover power in urine." Pee All That You Can Pee
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Copier company forced former employee into a pagan ritual to exorcise demons from office, lawsuit says
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That time Candidate Trump forced an unwanted kiss on journalist Katy Tur on the set of Morning Joe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IPhone X: Everything you want to know about the phone you'll be forced to buy once your 6s finally kicks the bucket
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Necker Island home was in fact destroyed during Hurricane Irma despite his son texting that they were doing well. In related news: he really does have a well-built wine cellar
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Sun September 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We really need to clarify what is a hedge and what isn't a hedge to avoid all this hedge-rage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IRMAHGERD, it's here. Key West has started its hurricane-force winds. Stay safe everyone and good luck south and west Florida
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax removes terms of service that forced users to waive their rights to court remedies. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FA... um, er, the NY Attorney General
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Before signing up with a financial trading company, make sure they have the ability to enforce stops
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Democrats force resignation of Town Councilman for chasing tail while wearing one
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
In ASSoL remarks, Betsy DeVos announces plans to dismantle Title IX enforcement
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX to help the Air Force get their spaceplane out of harm's way before Irma arrives by flying it into orbit. A little extreme but it should be safe up there
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: another unexploded bomb from WWII found in Germany. Fark: 1.4 tonnes of explosive. Great reporting: "The HC 4000 bomb is assumed to have been dropped by Britain's Royal Air Force during the 1939-45 war." Bonus - photo of squirrel near bombsite
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Always fun, always free, and never pay to win, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week Ys Seven hits GOG/Steam and is 10% off while Alien Isolation Collection is $12. What have you been playing? Side topic: Morrowind. Love it? Hate it? Neither?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mike Coffman has announced that he will attempt to force a vote on a bill that would protect the hundreds of thousands of people who came to the United States as undocumented minors. Coffman is a Republican
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Russel Honore, who coordinated the armed forces' response to Hurricane Katrina, called Trump's response to Hurricane Harvey "amateur hour"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News says Trump's gaffe-free Texas trip forces the media to focus on Melania's shoes, which ignores the real story--that Trump had a gaffe-free trip anywhere
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon and Microsoft join forces and march towards skynet and cyberdomination
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joint study from the Romero and N.S. Sherlock Institutes finds that wealth redistribution would boost economic growth and expand the labor force
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finland's president forced to explain to Trump that two reporters, who look almost nothing alike, were actually separate people, despite the fact that they were both women, Finnish, and, shockingly, blonde
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"You're free to kill the idiots," Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte tells his secret police force regarding suspects resisting arrest (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If your truck gets stuck in park, don't crawl under it and force it into neutral - especially if you're parked on a boat ramp trying to launch a boat
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kenya bans plastic bags. Not that Kim Kardashian was going there anyway
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(The Week)
 
 
 
I visited an Arizona border town. Here's what they really think about aggressive immigration enforcement
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Dominatrix freed on short leash in extortion case
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
13-year-old driver arrested after police find 25 pounds of meth in car, because nothing avoids suspicion like 13-year-old kids driving cars
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Secretary: "Russia is trying to redraw borders by force." All of the Kremlin: "...And?"
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Oh look, BIGGER AT-ATs and a HUGE Star Destroyer. Totally not a rehash of Empire Strikes Back. That would require a Jedi being trained in a remote place
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends message to corrupt law enforcement officials everywhere that those convicted of criminal contempt will be pardoned, starting with Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Capito (R-WV): I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a pres that can't get no vote from me. Hanging at the passenger side of his Air Force ride. Trying to buy off my vote
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Mon August 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The sun went out today. For a little under 3 minutes the forces of darkness ruled in daylight" and that's the way it is
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's Marcus Semien makes it all the way around the bases ... on a grounder to short. Once again, Little League has come to the Major Leagues
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After arguing immigration enforcement metrics with border patrol agent, farmer treats agent's vehicle to a free car wash. With his "honey wagon"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
So it turns out Trump actually put up a fight before aides were able to take him hostage and force him to release a statement on camera denouncing white nationalists
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
What it's like to kill hundreds of lobsters a day. "The lobster flit its tail with more force than I expected; it felt aggressive"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Four arrested in India for leaking "Game of Thrones" episode. No word on if they will be forced to Take the Black
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CEO forced out after court records show he is qualified to run a large corporation
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A number of NFL owners are upset at having their star players actually forced to face consequences for their own actions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's new detective series set to launch. It's about a young wizard who goes to wizard school and then opens a detective agency for wizards. Not affiliated with the Magical Law Enforcement Squad
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
HHS contraception mandate is hurting religious beliefs. "Because believers should never be forced to choose between following their faith and following the law"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Olsen: We need a lot more info on concussions. Goodell: How about instead we fine Harrison for $1M, suspend Brady indefinitely, give the Cowboys a few more first rounders, and force the Redacteds to move to Jacksonville
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drugmaker diversifies portfolio to maintain profitability against generics. Just kidding, they're suing the government to enforce a monopoly for even longer
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1973, an Air Force nuclear officer in training asked, "How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane president?" He was fired. Why do you ask? Is that relevant now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russian Air Force is doing victory laps around DC today
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Don't be an idiot and ride with your feet on the dashboard. The airbag could force your knees through your eye sockets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaked report could force Trump to choose between science and his base. Science is doomed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
USDA staffers forced to use new terminology to get around Trump administration's ban on the term "climate change". Maybe they could just spell it out when the baby's around
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
75 years ago today US forces landed on Guadalcanal, here is one veteran's story of surviving the malarial jungles and the Japanese during the six month campaign
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Sun August 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the wake of their sexual assault and sexual harassment scandals, Uber's board forced out Travis Kalanick and decided it was time for a female CEO. After months of searching, their shortlist is now down to these three men
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anti-Pot Warrior and retired Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions gets recommendations on significantly stricter pot laws from his task force. Wait, what's that? Sorry, they're recommending to continue Obama policies
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Greenspan says irrational exuberance in full force again
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that Trump made up those phone calls from Mexico and the Boy Scouts. I guess it's better than admitting he's hearing voices in his head
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Wed August 02, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan resort, with its own city council and police force, is being sued for enforcing a charter that only allows practicing Christians (with a strict limit on Catholics) to own property there. Hey, at least they got rid of the "whites only" part
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Next Air Force One to be second hand 747 from bankrupt Russian airline. Unlikely tag last seen taking a toaster into the bathroom
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Acting administrator of the DEA was forced to send an agency wide memo telling his law enforcement agency that it is still their policy to not mistreat a defendant, regardless of what the President had said condoning police brutality
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin turns in three cards. Reinforces Belarus. NATO flips table
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska town had a police force of three officers and a police chief up until two of the officers who are married to each other resigned to deal with personal issues, the third officer moved away, and the chief went to Scotland for a long vacation
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I want to run as a Democrat, but I think women should be forced to have rapists' babies or die from nonviable pregnancies." DNC Chair: "Welcome aboard"
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Sun July 30, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Panhandlers not wanted at LA grocery store. So, vigilante group shows up in force to keep them away from customers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
4-year-old asks police officer to help check for monsters in her new home. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force flies two B-1 bombers over Korea to take some "before" pictures
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Sat July 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Force fields. How do they work?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After forging carear in law enforCement, dyslexic Police Oficer earns spel behnid bars
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Kids raise money for classmate who's building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump: Military or Trans, you can't be both. Canadian Forces: Join us
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Law enforcement on full alert as 8,000 meth heads prepare to converge on Oklahoma City
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hard as it is to believe, Jeff Sessions said to be "totally pissed" at Trump because of his latest Twitterstorm about him. In bad news for Hair Twitler, it's made Sessions more resolved to not resign and to force Trump to fire him if he wants him out
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Maryland brewers concerned that the state may be lagging in hop production, which would in turn force them to actually craft a variety of quality beers instead of just thinking up quirky plays on the word "hop" for their labels
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Air Force says F-35 pilots may be too reliant on oxygen while flying
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest forced a boy to perform oral sex on him after counseling the 10-year-old about misbehaving
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks Joining Forces With George R.R. Martin on a Space Video Game (Can one of you cool kids please sub this to the geek/entertainment tab so we can discuss it please? Thanks.)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL player chokes man. Sorry, I misread that. Force of habit. NFL player *saves* choking man
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Russia could force the U.S. military out of Syria
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom at hospital forced to wait three hours with her dead baby in a bag, which was subby's favorite Loudon Wainwright tune back in the day
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even after a forced late-night meeting the GOP is still at an impasse with health care
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French mayor of beach town forced to apologise for a rude plane banner that read "Go home f**king tourists" in English and Spanish
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The 58-story Millennium Tower in San Francisco is sinking faster than ever. The top of the building is now leaning 14 inches towards the Sales Force Tower, having tilted another 2.5 inches in the first 6 months of 2017
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationists Have Sold Ark Encounter. To Themselves. For $10. To Avoid Taxes
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new zero-gravity space drone overlords
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Small victory: CREW forces Trump admin to turn over Mar-a-Lago visitor records by September 8th, will make them public
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Racist, bankrupt aristocrat jailed for 12 weeks for offering £5,000 for someone to 'accidentally' run over Gina Miller, the campaigner whose court fight forced the government to consult parliament before triggering the Brexit process
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At last a Trump decision the Left can support? President nominates to DOJ someone who wants to eliminate COPS program, which doles out money to local law enforcement, who really like the extra cash
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Smart staircase stores your kinetic energy going down, gives it back to you going up
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Thu July 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Do you want day-drinking? Because I'm pretty sure this is how you get day-drinking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence said that? In public? To a crowd of people?
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Researchers reveal skyrmion physics driven by magnons in confined geometries," which might be a video game. Or the secret to the universe. Or a math tutorial. Or who knows what. It does have neat illustration, though
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Liberal Rednecks are coming out in force. Thanks, Trae Crowder
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Trump is really only left with two choices: a forced peace where North Korea willingly gives up, or a military confrontation. Thank Obama
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's grip on power now so fragile she's forced to beg Jeremy Corbyn for help
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Three Star Wars fans make shot-for-shot "demake" of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. For some reason
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nine months after a bloody campaign, Iraqi Prime Minister rolls into Mosul to claim victory over the Islamic State. High-fives to all forces involved
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LISTEN: White House officials forced to admit Trump accepted Putin's denial about election meddling
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Putin force Donnie Two Scoops to pledge fealty to him? Will Rachel Maddow find out who sent her the fake classified document to throw her off the scent? Friday news dump anyone? THIS is your Friday news dump Trump rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ET)
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ruling expected any day now on limits to travel ban. Any day now
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Physicists get a large hard-on for a newly discovered particle, a baryon made of two Charms and an Up, that will let them feel the strong force or at least test current theory about it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to make it harder for migrants to reach Europe. Why not force migrants to pass through a Windows 10 interface?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Force to retired A-10 pilot: Hey, remember the Distinguished Flying Cross we gave you in 2003 for that CAS mission you flew through a hail of AA and a sandstorm? Yeah, we're upgrading it to the U.S. military's third highest decoration for valor
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Wed July 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK student debt (pressure) now exceeding £50,000 (area) and interest is rising to 6.1% (force). P=F÷A. You do the math
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It seems that not only did Chris Christie make the beach private he also forced six families who own cottages next to the beach to leave their homes under threat of arrest
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mazda tells 228,000 owners to immediately stop parking their cars on a steep hill
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Dr. Sevrin heads off to Eden. Yeah, brother
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie forced to close beach to the public to fit himself and family
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only lobbying force stronger than the NRA? The American Dental Association
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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Sat July 01, 2017
(pressbox online)
 
 
 
Forget about the lame automatic intentional walk rule or the unenforced pitch clock. Want to REALLY speed up MLB? Four foul balls and you're out. Don't dismiss it until you read the logic behind it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Powerball and Mega Millions odds just got a bit better as those living in Illinois forced to spend extra money for gas to get their tickets
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Darth Vader almost had a supporting role in "Guardians of the Galaxy"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was on his Twitter soapbox early this morning; "Wow, CNN had to retract big story on 'Russia,' with 3 employees forced to resign. What about all the other phony stories they do? FAKE NEWS"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The United States plans to place China on its global list of worst offenders in human trafficking and forced labor, since that's how China rolls. United States still incapable of putting itself on the global list of most incarcerations per capita
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Mon June 26, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rep. Mike Rodgers (R-Uh Roh) wants to make new American military branch: US Space Corps, which seems wasteful since we already have Star Fleet, Earth Force
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
International flight forced to turn back due to "minor technical issue", which is airline PR speak for "the engine fell off"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman forced to leave pool for wearing a revealing swimsuit that may excite teenage boys. In fairness, a good breeze induces a boner in teenage boys
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