Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Florida'

Headlines matching 'Florida'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(31)

Tue April 09, 2013

		There is a news aggregation website called Fark.com, which tags news articles with labels such as "sad," "scary" and "amusing." One of the tags is "Florida." It is the only state that has its own tag on Fark source: readingeagle.com \| share:	(14)
		You know you're in Florida when you're reading about a skinny man in pink sunglasses rummaging through someone's garbage and it's the fourth story down on the local police blotter source: palmbeachpost.com \| share:	(13)

		Everything is for sale in Florida -- even the vase off your grave source: cfnews13.com \| share:	(16)

Mon April 08, 2013

The State of Florida is Tired of Seeing Your Naughty Bits..."Revenge Porn" Bill Proposed, Makes Sharing Naked Pictures and Videos a Felony

source: ibtimes.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013

It's nice to know, with all the various hardships facing citizens, that two of Florida's representatives are tackling an important issue: investigating why Jay-Z and Beyoncé went to Cuba

source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com | share:

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Sat April 06, 2013

Deal reached in Trayvon Martin case

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Woman files insurance claim for expensive items stolen from her car. Pro Tip: When providing store receipts to the cops, make sure the business is open on the dates specified. Bonus: This is not Florida

source: delcotimes.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013


		Florida Family Policy Council says gay scoutmasters won't be molesting boy scouts, but boy scouts will be molesting each other, if the ban against gays is lifted source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(76)
		Florida man discovers that moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(80)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday source: blogs.tcpalm.com \| share:	(21)
		Second AAA club could move to Houston area source: houston.astros.mlb.com \| share:	(66)

Mon April 01, 2013

After exhaustive new testing and research, pretty much every teacher in the country has been found to be satisfactory or better; furthermore, you are totally having a foursome tonight with the Kates: Upton, Beckinsale and Winslet

source: bostonglobe.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

		#4 Michigan vs #3 Florida followed by #2 Duke vs #1 Louisville. It's a 4 3 2 1 Sunday afternoon of basketball fun starting at 2:20 ET source: ncaa.com \| share:	(501)
		Growlers R Us: Florida brewers push hard to legalize 64-ounce beer jugs or sippin urns as they are known to Floridians source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(51)

Sat March 30, 2013

Florida celebrates 500 years of earning its very own Fark tag

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Put your drinking shoes on, it's time for some basketball. It's Cardinals vs Ducks for the early birds, while the Wolverines face Kansas. Then, Florida visits Dunk City but not before Duke starts sucking against MSU. It's your Sweet 16 day 2 thread source: espn.go.com \| share:	(512)
		Yo mama is so fat the Orange County Fire and Rescue Department had to spend thousands of dollars on new ambulances that would be capable of transporting her source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(73)
		Kansas, in a bid to out crazy Florida, introduces a bill to allow quarantining of HIV positive people source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(157)
		Florida man guarantees years of uninterrupted basketball TV time, by arranging for girlfriend to be "randomly" picked for chance to make $20,000 halfcourt shot at Orlando Magic game, and then proposes to her after she misses the hoop source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(43)
		Millions of viewers are predicted tonight to watch Florida, FGCU, Coach Enfield's supermodel wife source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(44)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Florida's records from the 1500s to be digitized. Ponce de Leon will finally be immortalized 500 years after being contracted to explore Fark's favorite peninsula source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(13)
		Amazing story of Menelik Watson, son of lower class rastafarian parents in Manchester UK, who went from learning the game of football to starting at Florida State in less than a year, and is now a top O-Line prospect in the NFL draft source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)

Tue March 26, 2013

Florida Lt. Governor is being investigated. Governor Scott will now SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING

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Mon March 25, 2013

		Build a state university in the swamplands of Florida - check. Move the athletic program to the highest level in college sports, hire a self-made millionaire basketball coach - check. Make the NCAA tournament in Year 2 and whoop Georgetown - check source: wtsp.com \| share:	(45)
		So who is the future of the party? The answer may be found in Kentucky and Florida source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(83)
		Florida Gulf Coast University hoops players do Chicken Dance during NCAA Tournament game, burn opponents with the Cornballer source: sbnation.com \| share:	(11)
		Behold the perfect dream house located in sunny South Florida, perfect if you're a prepper that is source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(61)

Sun March 24, 2013

		For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(56)
		You might think that this is just another story of a Florida teacher getting into trouble together with one of his students, but this time, it happened during a skydiving lesson source: foxnews.com \| share:	(58)
		After another sinkhole opens up it becomes clear that the earth is trying to swallow Florida source: wtsp.com \| share:	(57)

Sat March 23, 2013

		Saturday Night MMA: World Series of Fighting 2, Former UFC Heavyweight Champ Andrei Arlovski vs former UFC welterweight Rumble Johnson. Free prelim stream at 6 PM, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9:30 PM ET source: wsof.com \| share:	(266)
		Another TSA employee tries to claim "Finders Keepers" - for a $2000 laptop (Dumbass, Asinine tags redundant for TSA, happened in Florida, can TSA get their own Fark tag yet?) source: wftv.com \| share:	(143)
		Pat Forde's annual pre-tournament best-case/worst-case article says that Florida Gulf Coast's best-case scenario is Twitter buzzing over the coach's wife as the team gets blown out by Georgetown. Best case source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(105)

Fri March 22, 2013

Man found actually innocent after spending 20 years in prison for murder. Now Florida wants him to serve three years for violating his parole 22 years ago

source: 8newsnow.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like

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Wed March 20, 2013

The 911 call that saved Fark from another depressing Florida story and UCF from a mass shooting incident

source: articles.orlandosentinel.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

Body, assault rifle, homemade explosives found in college dorm room. In Florida, we call this Monday

source: clickorlando.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

A headline so strange even the Florida tag averts its eyes in embarrassment

source: www2.tbo.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

The oldest species of saber-tooth cat in the Americas discovered in Florida, it's so old it predates the Earth itself

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Thu March 14, 2013

		Algae bloom is killing a record number of endangered Florida manatees. If only there were some phrase to express dismay source: cnn.com \| share:	(89)
		Who's willing to bet more people are gonna resign than just the Florida Lt. Governor over this gambling scandal? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(33)

Wed March 13, 2013

		Florida wants to ban all internet cafes in Florida because Florida still has internet cafes source: blogs.orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(54)
		Avengers, ASSEMBLE,...on ice? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(15)

Tue March 12, 2013

		Student cuts out middle man, hacks Florida State's servers and redirects all queries to gay porn website source: newsherald.com \| share:	(32)
		Lizards and snakes can be found at the Florida Capitol building today. Also, some animals are on display source: wctv.tv \| share:	(3)

Mon March 11, 2013

"FBI informant's perilous work with the Florida Taliban" Well, those Christians are a crafty bunch

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Sun March 10, 2013

Expect heavy use of the Florida tag over the next few days

source: sfgate.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

		Florida man fills his home with 2,000 Barbie dolls source: wptv.com \| share:	(47)
		Guess the state: Man texts his estranged wife's male friend nearly 300 times, threatens to kill the man and shoot his children at their bus stop and shoot others who might be there. Difficulty: Not Florida source: stltoday.com \| share:	(44)
		Aside from man-eating sinkholes, Burmese pythons, swarming sharks, and tropical storms, what else does Florida have to offer? Oh, yeah, quarter-sized mosquitoes with bites that feel like you're being knifed. Orbital nukes last seen being made ready source: livescience.com \| share:	(54)
		Florida healthcare staffing company introduces 'Beer Cart Fridays' as way to boost employee morale. Florida tag weeps with joy at finally being used in a positive way source: foxnews.com \| share:	(26)

Fri March 08, 2013

Florida legislators consider law to limit a Fark-worthy behavior, but don't worry, it's one we have surprisingly few Florida-tagged links about

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Thu March 07, 2013

		San Francisco man arrested for bank robbery after Florida police spot "Fu#k SFPD" tattoos source: wftv.com \| share:	(19)
		Police crush 75,000 dope pipes with a construction roller. So if you are coming to north Florida on spring break, bring some rolling papers source: newsherald.com \| share:	(93)

Tue March 05, 2013

Another sinkhole has hiat in Florida, where's the swallow-up tag?

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Mon March 04, 2013

Killer bedroom sinkhole finally caught on camera

source: cbsnews.com | share:

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Sun March 03, 2013

Florida girl who flipped the bird to a judge gets applause in court after finishing prison term. Next up: agent, book tour, reality show

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

		You know there's something inherently wrong in your state when the government is forced to caution cities not to draft laws legislating smoking, guns, and bees source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(21)
		Florida college oppresses Christians by expecting them to obey the same rules as everybody else source: townhall.com \| share:	(229)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Come live in Florida, where the sun is bright, the beaches are warm and the SINKHOLES SWALLOW YOU WHOLE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING source: wptv.com \| share:	(127)
		Florida man ruins the state's image by helping rescue baby chicks from storm drain while frantic mother hen watches (with video) source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(53)

Thu February 28, 2013

		If a shoplifter is getting away, it makes perfect sense to fire a few rounds to "mark his car" because Florida source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	(253)
		Latest fitness craze for Florida five year olds: cage fighting source: clickorlando.com \| share:	(45)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe source: hypervocal.com \| share:	(37)
		Survey of travelers finds America's top ten beaches are in the states of Hawaii, Florida, Florida, Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii, OMG Ponies, California, California, and Hawaii. Wait, what? source: utsandiego.com \| share:	(128)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Florida man assaults his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Usually its the burrito itself that does the assaulting source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	(45)
		"As President Obama returned from a Florida golfing trip and Congress was on a Presidents' Day break last week, Tommy Bassett, a nuclear machinist, was applying for a backup job at Lowe's" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(113)
		It's nice to see the old people in Florida getting along source: tampabay.com \| share:	(42)

Sun February 24, 2013

Florida and old people. What would you expect?

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Fri February 22, 2013

US Sheriff vows to extradite spanking fetish Australian man who along with a former Florida prison guard that he met on the 'Spank-O-Life' social network spanked naked girls against their will. SPANK

source: theaustralian.com.au | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Despite stem cell restrictions and record low Congressional approval ratings, Florida clones Senator

source: wesh.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

Lassie's trainer falls down the well at 69

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Mon February 18, 2013

Classic Florida children's books, 'Cracker Kitchen' & 'Strawberry Girl': "I was anticipating Strawberry Shortcake, what I got was 'Tobacco Road' for kids. An oddly shocking delight"

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Sun February 17, 2013

The worst cities for single, college-educated women to find a decent man. The worst place? Sarasota, Florida, though you'd think anyone with an advanced degree would know well to stay well away from that state

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Thu February 14, 2013

Why yes, the man finally evicted after squatting for months in a foreclosed mansion has a new music video. (Florida tag trumps Weird, Stupid, Followup)

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Wed February 13, 2013

		Who says there aren't mountains in Florida? Mountains of glass count, right? source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(58)
		Florida man arrested for performing surgery in a motel room while dressed as a woman, again source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	(48)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Here's a sweet old lady who'll be eating dog food if those big old GOP meanies shave even the slightest bit of Medicare metastasis. Press: Sorry, Deb - we actually did our legwork for once and she's a Florida political hack source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	(104)
		Florida lawmaker files "Sunshine Protection Act" to stay on daylight saving time forever because he gets sad when it gets dark early and he has to go back inside source: cfnews13.com \| share:	(160)
		Harlem Shake epidemic continues to spread, has most recently infected a Florida college baseball team source: youtube.com \| share:	(46)
		Not just face-eating zombies, gators and gang warfare. Florida now comes with world-leading Shark Attack figures source: trebuchet-magazine.com \| share:	(12)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Florida man is the nation's worst superhero source: io9.com \| share:	(44)
		Florida's Python Challenge is nearly over and already some people are calling bullshiat. "I don't feel the epidemic is as bad as they're saying" source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(50)

Fri February 08, 2013

		An examination of the world of "herpers". No, it has nothing to do with the Politics tab source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(17)
		If you're part of Florida's Python Challenge, try not to go so deep into the Everglades you become stranded and disoriented source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(42)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Sunlight now linked to a lower risk of rheumatoid arthritis. Doctors still puzzled why New Yorkers extend their middle finger more fully than anyone in Florida or Arizona source: webmd.com \| share:	(2)
		Florida school district considering cutting all after-school clubs so they don't have to allow a Gay-Straight Alliance source: blogs.miaminewtimes.com \| share:	(194)

Mon February 04, 2013

Sheriff's Deputy shot in head in 2007 has made a miraculous recovery. Since then, he's shot a homeless man and is in jail for choking his wife. (Florida Tag trumps Followup)

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Sun February 03, 2013

		More rocket launchers show up in gun buy back (this time in Florida). It's just so hard to find the ammo these days source: local10.com \| share:	(91)
		ACC continues its metamorphosis into the Big East All-Stars by considering tournament in New York CIty. Duke sucks source: espn.go.com \| share:	(7)

Wed January 30, 2013

		NFL fan map finally clarifies the geographic locations of all NFL fanbases. Summary: Alaska is confused, Florida can't decide, Patriots fans are spread across the nation like mange source: deadspin.com \| share:	(154)
		FBI raids office of South Florida doctor who allegedly provided prostitutes to Sen. Robert Menendez (D'oh, NJ). Meanwhile, your doctor charges you $500 for a three-minute visit in the exam room source: upi.com \| share:	(52)

Tue January 29, 2013

		Bringing in an ounce of cocaine for your 4th grade science fair project? In Florida, it just might work source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(43)
		Florida has an ugly coyote problem source: wesh.com \| share:	(95)
		"I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?" a) urinate on carpet, b) defecate on kitchen floor, c) Florida source: kltv.com \| share:	(98)
		If you live with your significant other in Virginia, Mississippi, Michigan or Florida and are not married you are committing a crime. This still won't convince her let you use the fuzzy handcuffs source: wtkr.com \| share:	(44)
		Go Kart racing now part of curriculum at Florida high school source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(36)

Sat January 26, 2013

		Prayer bill signed by Florida governor wins approval of high priest wearing goat horns and his four minions source: wftv.com \| share:	(113)
		How does Rachel Maddow explain the absurdity of Florida? By using Fark, of course (skip ahead to 3:50) source: msnbc.msn.com \| share:	(204)

Thu January 24, 2013

You too can own a $2.1 million home in Florida for free. Just live in it for seven years on squatter rights and it's yours

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Wed January 23, 2013

		If your fiance breaks up with you, then it's time to demand the ring back...or if you're in Florida, make her swallow it source: clickorlando.com \| share:	(40)
		If a headline starts with "Naked Florida Man" and the story includes doctors being unable to determine what drugs he's on... welcome to your newfound celebrity status, good sir source: gawker.com \| share:	(35)

Tue January 22, 2013

In a headline one word too long, Jonas Brothers fan claims Joe Jonas blew him off

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Mon January 21, 2013

		Farker opened a bar in downtown Sanford FL, stop by and maybe you too can become a Florida headline. Grand opening 1/26/2013 ... 16 Belgian beers on tap and 30 in the bottle source: yelp.com \| share:	(28)
(Some Guy)		Pro Wrestler Calls Police on Opponent; It's Florida, So The Police Actually Show Up (Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of the Trayvon Martin Case) source: gwhnews.com \| share:	(29)

Sun January 20, 2013

Group from New York church plan to rally in Florida supporting bill that would leave decisions on prayer in schools up to students, saying it promotes religious diversity. Fark: Satanist church

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Fri January 18, 2013

21 pythons whacked so far in Florida. Four days in, they're almost 0.05% of the way towards complete python annihilation

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Thu January 17, 2013

In an attempt to prove a point, Florida Sen. Bill Nelson will join 800 others in the python hunting challenge. Your state is crazy, point proven

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Wed January 16, 2013

Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"

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Tue January 15, 2013

		South Florida Tea Party changed its O ( + (Prince in ASCII, it was funny in my head) source: salon.com \| share:	(26)
		Florida governor bulldozes turnpike rest stops, has them rebuilt exactly the same, hopes no one will notice source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(162)

Mon January 14, 2013

		Dave Barry's take on the Great Florida Snake Hunt of 2013. Come for the snark, stay for the "recently castrated Teletubby" comment source: bradenton.com \| share:	(76)
		Excessively drooling lost dog turns up 1,500 miles from Florida home. Owners are surprised; 'we thought the gators got him' source: duluthnewstribune.com \| share:	(29)

Thu January 10, 2013

		Students bring itching and burning as hometown souvenirs to Fla. college town source: wtxl.com \| share:	(30)
		Let's see how the python hunt is doing in Florida source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(76)
		Florida Atlantic University is now famous for TWO things: Producing an amazing running back, and employing a complete nutball as a professor who is officially the nation's leading "Sandy Hook denier" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(109)
		PETA wants decapitation ban in Florida snake-hunting contest, because it's so much safer for Floridians to be using firearms source: news.wfsu.org \| share:	(60)
		Florida State basketball has won 17 of its last 21 against ACC opponents. If only they could do the same against Mercer, South Alabama and the Ivy League source: outsidetheredzone.com \| share:	(22)

Wed January 09, 2013

(Some Guy)		The quest of one Floridian to spend a year not touching Florida soil or dealing with Florida inhabitants. Why, that's the American dream too source: floridatravellife.com \| share:	(38)
		Ralph the Doorman is movin' on up to heaven source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(23)

Mon January 07, 2013

Tea Party-friendly education group ranks Louisiana and Florida schools highest in the country, counts to potato

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Fri January 04, 2013

Courts in Florida split on the most burning question of our time: whether motorists should be subjected to stop-and-search simply because they repainted their car a new color

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Thu January 03, 2013

		In Florida, where nothing is holier than property values, what better way to get back at your neighbors than by spray painting your house with graffiti? source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(75)
		A contest where amateurs hunt in a swamp for snakes that grow up to 18 feet long has just kicked off. In Florida. I don't see what could POSSIBLY go wrong source: foxnews.com \| share:	(102)
		SEC speed? Florida defense? More like Louisville and Teddy Bridgewater scoring more points, gaining more yards than anyone else the Gators faced this season. And They're a Big East Team source: sportige.com \| share:	(155)

Wed January 02, 2013

		Florida lawmakers claim they didn't communicate with lobbyists before important vote, fail to realize that text messages count as communication source: wesh.com \| share:	(79)
		Florida zoo to feature zip line over the tiger habitat. What could go wrong? source: www2.tbo.com \| share:	(83)
		Spirit Airlines plane clips the tail of another plane. Oh great, here come a rudder fee source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(30)
		Man punched female driver at traffic light, got naked, laid down in road. Typical Florida New Year's celebration source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(17)

Mon December 31, 2012

		You don't have to be in Florida to drunkenly fire a shotgun into your neighbor's mobile home. With denim-coat mugshot goodness source: stltoday.com \| share:	(42)
		Florida police department will give people $100 for every drunk driver they report. What could go wrong? source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(126)
		Australian swimmer says she wants to swim from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. Fortunately she comes with her own flotation devices source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(107)

Sat December 29, 2012

If there weren't enough things in Florida to freak out about, here is 17 feet more of scariness

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Thu December 27, 2012

(Some Guy)

Pirate wenches swinging through bars, falling conch shells, drag queens riding around in giant red pumps. Yep. Florida during New Year's Eve

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Wed December 26, 2012

The Daily Beast proclaims what we Farkers have known all along - that Florida is America's craziest state (warning: slide show)

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Sat December 22, 2012

		Woman will have toupee after she wigs out and yanks off a friend's artificial hair. Florida has weaved yet another sordid story source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	(52)
		In-a-Grave-a-da-Vida source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(44)

Thu December 20, 2012

		In most places, people don't randomly shoot each other while waiting for pizza, and then claim self-defense. And then there is Florida source: foxnews.com \| share:	(224)
		Why Tim Tebow will also suck in the CFL source: ca.sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(78)

Wed December 19, 2012

Too many dumb criminals for a Top 10 list, had to go with Top 20. Thanks, Florida

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Tue December 18, 2012

Man dates married woman in an open relationship. Man breaks up with woman. Man gets cancer. Woman and her husband invite man to live at their home until he gets better. Woman starts dating a third man. Cancer man shoots third man. I love you, Florida

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Sat December 15, 2012

(Some Guy)

Bowl season kicks off today with Arizona against Nevada in the Gildan New Mexico Bowl and Toledo against Utah State in the Senate minority party Potato Bowl

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Fri December 14, 2012

Florida becomes the first state to issue 1 million concealed gun licenses, since Texans say their permit to carry a hidden weapon is already granted by God

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Thu December 13, 2012

		Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida source: foxnews.com \| share:	(37)
		Eric Holder suggests that maybe, just maybe, it's time that we have a national, unified voting standard so Florida doesn't keep farking up every single election source: tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(104)

Wed December 12, 2012

STOP THE PRESSES: Casey Anthony has been spotted eating out at a steak house in South Florida

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Tue December 11, 2012

He was an old man who lived alone in a house in Key West, and he had gone 51 years now without making his cats into a federal case

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