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297 headlines found matching 'Florida'
Sun March 26, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have two SEC teams with South Carolina and Florida squaring off, we also have Kentucky and North Carolina making four Southern teams vying for a trip to the Final Four. It is Sunday's Elite Eight thread, tip-off is at 2:20 PM EDT
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Attempting to give Florida Man a run for his money, naked Washington Man gets tasered after setting house and car on fire. Amateur
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
¿Dónde está Kermit?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $138,000 from disabled woman, tries to launder money at a strip club
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal: "U mad, Flat Earthers?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I've got more than a feeling that Boston's drummer collapsed and died while performing on a cruise ship
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida woman secretly records and broadcasts a nursing home couple having sex, claiming it was for her own amusement
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(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps his head down, avoids controversy at FAU. Just kidding, they've been sued before the first game
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Floridians believe in man-made climate change, but only the Democratic areas of Florida will be affected, so no big whoop
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida House of Representatives considers banning red-light cameras statewide, in a rare display of sanity and reason that makes up for at least three Florida headlines
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When you try to force a dairy to label its real milk as "imitation" milk, you might be a Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "And here we have an excellent specimen of Florida man, in his natural environment of the glare of television cameras, police sirens, and handcuffs"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Farking idiotic are Trump supporters? They chant Build the Wall while vacationing in Mexico. They may want to check out Snopes for the vacation pics story
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at church school. To be fair, in Florida, that's called doing a bang-up job of parenting
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you've got so much weed it's literally coming out your butt, maybe it's time to cut back
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow is a leaf on the wind
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's the 12 Hours of Sebring commentators calling Saturday's Delta IV launch
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're 19 and hauling 30 cases of beer for spring break, don't drive 90 mph on the interstate
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Sun March 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second woman dies at Miami clinic after getting Brazilian butt lift
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We conclude the first weekend with a rematch of the 2013 National Championship game, MSU-Kansas, two USCs, and Duke still sucks. It's your NCAA Second Round thread, Day Two. Tip-off is at 12:10 PM EDT
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, we now know at least one ex-football player whose brains aren't scrambled
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, hogfish, dogfish
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Weathertech Sports Car Series kicks off today in Fark's Favorite State with the 12 Hours of Sebring. 10:30 AM EDT on IMSATV and Fox Sports Go; FS1 coverage to start an hour later and continuing to the chequered flag
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony says losing this year is harder than losing in past years, but he sure makes it look easy
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's episode of nope slithering from a car vent brought to you by Fark's favorite state. Florida tag last seen running for the flame thrower
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP finds novel way to solve invasive python problem: cut food stamps to 200,000 people and they'll be desperate enough to eat the snakes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A heads-up to all of you who may be thinking of replacing that old refrigerator you've got in the garage keeping beers and such cold: newer ones may not work out there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rick Scott fires prosecutor for getting uppity
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you rush out of a tattoo shop without paying, try not to post photos of the new tat on Instagram for the owner to find
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Yoga pants may be a key source of sea pollution, awkward boners
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Stand your ground" extension passes in Florida, raising the bag limit to five
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Investigation concludes that Jose Fernandez boat crash went down just how we all thought it did
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Wed March 15, 2017
(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
First they came for the yoga pants
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to kill someone? Do it in Florida, where it's basically legal now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is planning on cutting the NWS, EPA, Medicare and Medicaid, but you can bet your tax dollars he's going back to Mar-a-Lago this weekend
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine an attempted rape, a snake in the bathroom, and some molly? Why, you get a Florida Fark Link, that's what you get
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Tue March 14, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Men from three Florida counties shouldn't donate sperm, the CDC warns, due to risk of spreading the Zika virus or whatever the hell else is wrong down there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tips for preventing heart attack while shoveling snow: Don't eat big meal before going out to shovel, take frequent breaks, use smaller shovel or snow blower, move to Florida
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
New rules regulate Florida county's marijuana dispensaries, allowing them to operate only in a three foot section of swamp behind a pile of alligators
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Giving Florida Man a run for his money, Minnesota Man launches his car over 200ft of open water, lands on ice, then wades ashore and wanders into random houses to watch TV
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cobra has escaped and is terrorizing a residential neighborhood. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after police find him yelling gibberish on Indiana highway, may have been trying to hitch a ride to Florida
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(AP)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says Snoop Dogg shouldn't have shot a toy gun at a clown dressed as President Trump, possibly since second amendment solutions for problems should only be proposed by clowns
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All in one article, we learn Steve Bannon dodged state taxes by pretending to live in Florida; his Breitbart salary; and his ex-wife's drug dealing boyfriend never watched Breaking Bad. Shoulda checked for 'HDPE' on the tub before dissolving a body
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two Florida jet skiers nearly hit by cruise ship are rescued at the last moment and issued complimentary copies of "How to Avoid Huge Ships"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will host China's president at Mar-A-Lago because why not waste more taxpayer dollars
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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Sun March 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Interested in experiencing the Real Florida? Try Cayo Costa State Park, a barrier island only accessible by boat, with miles of undeveloped beaches, mangrove estuaries, turquoise waters. Tent camping, cabins available
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again. This time burning down a Qwik-E-Mart that he thought was owned by Muslims because it didn't have orange grapefruit juice
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Sat March 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rhode Islander becomes drunk, forklift-wielding Florida man
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
♫ Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit high And you're always pulling me over Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit critical Of rating the weed that I just smoked ♫
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Fri March 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida passes death penalty reform bill requiring juries to vote unanimously to sentence someone to death, and to ban the practice of death clowns entertaining spectators between executions. Okay, maybe that last part isn't actually in there
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Let's see: $8.10 an hour, work up to eight hours a day, with bonuses for how big a python you can pull. Hm, this job sounds perfect
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, blowing someone away for using a cell phone in a movie theatre doesn't qualify for a 'stand your ground' defense, even in Florida
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Today's Florida mad libs headline: Drunk tourist rolls golf cart while attempting to run over a rooster
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Transplant discovers new home's pool attracts more than just neighborhood kids, uninvited skinny dippers. "I'm not from Florida so I'm not used to alligators"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Who would steal a car with nine parrots in the back seat? Florida Man, that's who
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why someone would leave a five-foot dead shark in a shopping cart at a Walmart
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio turned the other cheek only for the invisible hand of the market to spank him on that one too
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Study says Floridians are happier and healthier than you. Let that sink in for a minute
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
UCONN women approach Space Jam levels, win AAC Championship 100-44
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to fire a fully automatic submachine gun out a slightly open window of a small plane in flight? Then come to Florida my friend, come to Florida
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A-10 pilots practice boat busting off of Florida. Someone must have reread "The Hunt for Red October"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
New Cavs Andrew Bogut injures his leg literally the moment he steps on the court for the first time
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Backboard shattering dunks. New and busted: This shot clock after this dunk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people showed up for "March 4 Trump" rallies across the country, if you count maybe 150 people total as a lot of people
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach business owners are going broke because someone keeps showing up at Mar-A-Largo for vacation every weekend instead of running the country
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today is the day that Trump supporters will show their strength in March 4 Trump rallies all across the country. Already tens of Trump supporters have shown up at the National Mall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ready for the some college hoops action? On the hardwood today: UNC vs Duke(sucks), Kansas at OK State, Louisville vs Notre Dame, Florida at Vandy, FSU vs Miami, the bubblicious Ga Tech at Syracuse, and so much more
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Fri March 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California man evades high speed police chase while driving rented U-haul truck. Your move Florida man
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you grant bail to motorized grocery cart thieves
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Florida Man has had a busy week
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
After putting in so much effort and hard work not to sound unhinged during his speech to congress Trump rewards himself with spending the weekend at his Mar-A-Lago estate
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur caught strolling across Florida golf course with massive fish clenched in his gnarly teeth
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Thu March 02, 2017
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Not news: Population has doubled since 2010. Florida: Population infected with Syphilis
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Kevin and also tried to kill Kevin is scooted back to Florida. That rascal
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Security camera captures dog jumping up to say hi to burglar while owner sleeps on couch nearby
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators who have an office in your home states, please raise your hands. Not so fast, Senator Rubio
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the first Spring Training game played at their new shared facility in Palm Beach, Nationals beat the Astros thanks to a ninth-inning play at the plate and a walk-off home run. Perfect way to break in a new ballpark
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man Florida man'ed a hotel room
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Not listed: Official state mugshot, Official state meth formula
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're a trucker driving to visit President Trump with "bombs," it's easy to catch you if you call 911 to announce your plan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd at Mardi Gras parade. Sadly this is not a repeat from a few days ago
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Mon February 27, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Colbert.... in.... Space
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember those pro-Trump rallies? The actual crowds that attended were like his hands: Tiny
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, responsible gun ownership means keeping a spare piece on the side
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Did they take his mugshot before or after the pills were removed from his butt?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Science creates a source of free air conditioning, and it's even cheap to produce. Still no cure for Florida
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you see a guy strip off his clothes in the middle of traffic and shout, "I am God"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Florida Governor and current Congressman, announces he is divorcing his wife of 8 years. Jesus, Crist
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heroism can be found in the most unlikely of places. Yes, even inside a coffee table in Florida
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
David Ross' next retirement adventure: Playing for the Harlem Globetrotters
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Thu February 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whoever thought having Jameis Winston give a speech to 5th graders was a good idea should be evaluated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former leader of the Orangemen and Lord High Derper, John Boehner tells a conference of health care executives that a repeal and replacement of Obamacare is "not going to happen" adding under his breath "I told those dumb farks that years ago"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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Tue February 21, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Parents of disabled children fight beer distributor over horse therapy in today's mad lib Florida headline
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Inside Mar-a-Lago - Why Fark needs to combine the 'Politics' tab with the 'Florida' topic...'Floritics'?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
High school students have sent a cell culturing biology experiment into space. Hmm sounds like a good episode for Futurama
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sweden's former prime minister reminds everyone there were more murders in Florida, where Trump spoke, than in the entire country of Sweden last year
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Bald eagle populations are on the rise, and if anyone tries to stop them there will be hell to pay
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Trump supporter who was 'spontaneously' invited on stage during his Florida 'campaign' rally...
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Apollo and Shuttle launch pad? Check. Cargo to the ISS? Check. Landing the first stage back on the ground? Check. It's your SpaceX CRS-10 Live Discussion Thread, Take Two - new launch time Sunday 9:39am ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump holds first "campaign rally" of his presidency in Nurember... excuse me - Melbourne, Florida
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago members who pay a lot of money to be members get locked out every time Trump shows up, and they are not happy. Quick, let's break out our tiny violins just for them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Late into a getaway Friday, James Comey was briefing senators on Russia. They will now all get a week in Sochi as part of the time share package
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign with a rally this weekend. Luckily, he doesn't have anything important to do
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
President Trump will make Melbourne stop this Saturday, marking third trip to FL since inauguration, raising the question: When will he visit Disney World?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman is transported by ambulance to 7 different hospitals during epic 26-hour doctor shopping spree
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(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Mailing meth do's and don'ts: Do address it to yourself as a guest, and not just the hotel. Don't put your name as the return address
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Tue February 14, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's big inauguration orgy cost over $600,000 and feaatured The Beach Boys
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So Donald Trump got Mar-A-Lago removed from Trip Advisor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University Bookstore worker stole over $20,000 worth of text books, so 4?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Patriots, already making plans for Superbowl LII, trademark the phrase 'Blitz for Six'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Biden pointed in the direction of the football carrier and everyone lost their minds? Fun times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman to Trump: STFU and GBTW. If only current Republican Congresspeople would start talking like this, stuff might actually get done
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Right now, the White House Press Corp is sitting in the basement of a private golf club with black plastic covering the windows so they can't watch the POTUS golf. Welcome to the new incredibly thin skinned normal, citizen
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The 'Cash Me Outside' girl is obviously from Florida and shockingly also has a father. He speaks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: you didn't die from MRSA. Bad news: you smell like you died from MRSA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you limes, make pot brownies
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A man is suing a Broward County high school after months of receiving automated phone calls about a child he doesn't have
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man, "self-taught on the banking industry," caught after wiring himself seven billion dollars that Jesus wanted him to have. To be fair, he does seem to have actually learned a lot from the banking industry
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason to weep for America #34: Publix Supermarkets will no longer offer free slices of meat at the deli counter
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Muslim Jacksonville Jaguars owner and Trump voter, Shad Khan, can't believe that Leopards are eating his face
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So after two grueling weeks on the job, Trump felt he needed a vacation. But did he go golfing? Staffers refuse to say. So...is this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is usually no. Usually
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features No. 5 Arizona at No. 13 Oregon, No. 20 Notre Dame at No. 12 UNC, No. 8 Kentucky at No. 24 Florida, No. 23 Purdue at No. 17 Maryland, plus another 12 hours or so of hoops action, tipping off at Noon ET
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It won't matter if you do or don't binge watch installments 1 through 4, Sharknado 5 won't make any sense
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Thu February 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
FL votes cast for Mickey Mouse exceed Trump's margin of victory over Clinton. Florida tag edges out, Strange, Unlikely, and Sad tags by a hanging chad
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millions in Trump campaign funds went to Trump firms
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(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Top high school football star committed to Michigan State, signs with Florida State Penitentiary instead
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP congresscritter drafts bill to abolish the EPA, because of course he did
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Democrat upset that Democrat meeting wasn't angry and shouty enough
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Did your favorite team land the big recruits this year? Any big commitments surprise you? Did you win a bet on which star player goes where? This and other things as it is college football's National Signing Day
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Lane Kiffin looks like he's doing FAU promo only because someone off-camera is holding him at gunpoint. And who could blame them?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hooters to add male servers and ditch revealing outfits with new venture 'Hoots'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump just convinced Governor Rick Scott to run against Bill Nelson for Senate
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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Sat January 28, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Robocaller: "Can you hear me?" You: (click)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can rebuild heirloom tomatoes. We have the technology. We can make heirloom tomatoes better than they were. Better... tastier... more flavorful
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Fri January 27, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
43-year-old Saints cheerleader makes Pro-Bowl squad
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man, when asked why he had crack cocaine in his car, says: "Because I smoke it. Don't I look like it?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bernhard Langer didn't tell Trump the story about the "illegals". Trump's evidence for widespread fraud was from a story that a friend told Langer, who told it to another friend, who got it to Trump. Telephone, libs
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Now they're arresting sandwiches in Florida
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(Rich Stevens Show)
 
Video
 
She could turn the world on with her smile
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The whole millions of illegal aliens fixation Trump has comes from a story that a German golfer supposedly told where he couldn't vote in Florida and was surrounded by illegal voters. Except that golfer didn't tell the story and is not a voter
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Wed January 25, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida lags behind in mental health funding. Obvious tag so outraged it ragequit Fark and went to Pets.com to work for their sock puppet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House takes down all Spanish language content from new WhiteHouse.gov website. Spanish will return to the site when they find someone who can translate all the alternate facts
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If a man is struck by a car and he doesn't remember it, does it make a sound?
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man with mop on head seeks egg. Yep, just another Tuesday in Florida
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The most Florida-themed headline you'll hear all day: "Famed snake trackers from India latest weapon in Florida war on pythons"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Florida Booty trifecta on play as artist puts wax butts around Miami to expose everyday sexual harassment in public places (Pics of wax butts on link so probably Not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
British leader refuses to comment on the Royal Navy's recent missile launch failure, and whether or not they were actually attempting to nuke Florida
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
New Radio Station "El Booty" launches, calling themselves "The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay"
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump survives first assassination attempt as United Kingdom tries to nuke Mar-a-Lago
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
She probably thought, "I can't believe no one ever thought to do this before"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening to kill Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woah woah woah dude, did we really spend that much money on weed last year? Woah
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Some Florida politicians are not going to Trump's inauguration. Then again, some are. Here's why
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What was your state's nickname in the 19th century? Bug Eater, Puke, Weasel, or Sucker?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Trump associate Roger Stone survives likely assassination attempt of the radioactive substance kind
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo / the Florida fire department has been called to come rescue you ♪
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 craziest laws in each state. Come for not being allowed to drive blindfolded, stay for idiots not being allowed to vote
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Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Orlando shooting was just upgraded from lone gunman to family affair
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where our alligators seemingly eat school buses for lunch
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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Sun January 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Send in the clowns
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Attention South Florida: You're gonna need a bigger boat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember that foolproof scheme you had to never pay another toll again? Well, make sure "don't deploy while cop is the next lane" is on the checklist
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Fri January 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newborn abducted from hospital has been found. 18 years later
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to ride Jimmy Fallon, now's your chance. Also, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Aéropostale reopens 500 stores to the delight of teens who need another place to buy bleached out, tie-dyed and shredded clothes
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Thu January 12, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Larceny, battery and grand theft. What is a Florida wedding for $20, Alex
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine Walmart and Florida? Here's one of the many possibilities
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Seven. Seven of nation's most dangerous metropolitan areas to walk in. AH AH AH
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A sinkhole opens up in somebody's living room. Just another weekend in Florida
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man should know better than to deny sex to Florida Woman
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida Panthers dress a sales accountant as a backup goalie when their starter was hurt. Apparently the front office misunderstood when he said he wanted to work with the team's net
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Days before airport shooting, Florida lawmakers worked on bill to allow guns in airports
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snow and ice covered 49 of 50 states this past weekend. Guess who was left out?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How one man single-handedly destroyed a 123-year-old company from his Florida mansion
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Sure, we're using your tax dollars to pay Uber, but we can't tell you how much we're paying them"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah Florida, there's a reason that there is a special tag just for you
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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Thu January 05, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The story of a man and a rabid bobcat. "To be honest with you I didn't know it was a bobcat. I just thought it was a really really big domestic cat," said homeowner Karen Morse
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged with burning underwear in Starbucks, plans to use served-extremely-hot-coffee defense
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(MSN)
 
 
 
....is the word to describe former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley's potential demotion
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"I do this every Sunday" is not an acceptable excuse for man busted taking upskirt shots
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge denies bond to man who kidnapped estranged wife, who married him after 1st husband was declared dead after he bought life insurance policy from 2nd husband, then disappeared on duck hunt. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Florida"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Florida man chases Florida Walmart woman, 12,533 BC edition
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Disabled son has seizure during on-camera interview so mom uses recently legalized cannabis nasal spray to stop it. Another miracle of American democracy at work
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The introduction of Florida's new medical marijuana law goes to Florida in a hurry, or at least in a euphoric confused saunter
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Tue January 03, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed it - In yesterday's Outback Steakhouse Bowl, the Florida QB was named Appleby
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
A friend who manages a local company just discovered that an employee is on trial for a multi million dollar scam. They've also been a mild/moderate nuisance to the company. Can he fire them with no repercussion? How? Difficulty: Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This is the most ridiculous thing Florida Man has done since he lost a finger taking a selfie with that gator
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four bowl games with some big-name college teams for the most part. Florida-Iowa, Western Michigan-Wisconsin, USC-PSU, and Auburn-Oklahoma. Have at it with the games starting at 1:00 PM ET
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Investigation in to why baseball player, Chuck Finley, checked out so many library books in Florida has lead to an interesting scheme to save library books, which may be happening everywhere in America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two semifinal games are being played today along with a couple other bowl games. Will Alabama roll over Washington? Will the Buckeyes top Clemson? How about LSU-Louisville and Georgia Tech-Kentucky? Kickoff begins at 11:00 AM ET
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Fri December 30, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
You know those scratch offs you get in the mail that say you've won a prize at a dealership but are just advertising? Well, an 83-year-old has a unique solution to handling those
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces 360 degree live video streaming. Which means when Trump declares nuclear war we will be able to see him and the mushroom cloud at the same time
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Five more bowl games on tap, headlined by Nebraska-Tennessee and Michigan-Florida State. Will there any big upsets or will the games go as predicted? Is your bowl game pool still looking good? Kickoff for the first game is at 12:00 PM ET
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
After decades being just fine with cars piloted by geriatrics, Florida decide driverless cars need no special permits
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have the Battle of Souths with South Florida-South Carolina, Hogs-Hokies, and an old Big 12 showdown with Oklahoma State-Colorado on tap. The bowl season continues with kickoff at 2:00 PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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Wed December 28, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
California teens rescued after boat capsizes in Florida Keys. "Make sure your bilge works before you run five miles offshore and realize it's too late. Other than that great day on the water"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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Mon December 26, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jaguars can go really fast, but they don't swim worth a damn
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Ok, so while Florida's Stand Your Ground law has been responsible for growing rates of firearm homicides, Flordia is also now known for Canadian levels of politeness. So it's a wash
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Desperate to replace the Florida tag, Indiana looks to repeal a law requiring handgun owners to have a license
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sieg heils America a merry Christmas
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Sat December 24, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eleven things you probably didn't know about Festivus
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I agree that Cowboys fans are annoying, but this isn't the way to handle it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Officer Grinch gives speeding Florida motorists the choice between a ticket or an onion. Apparently, a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole was not an option
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple who ran a healthy living and investing service blog are arrested after they are found living with their five malnourished children in a car a in Florida Walmart parking lot
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily: Lobster Man grateful for Presidential pardon. Florida man remains hopeful
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Publix under fire for this and that. Honorable Fark mention in the article
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle of SUV versus mobility scooter, the outcome can only be Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Detroit's Nick Jensen has an impressive NHL debut, by knocking out both starting goalies
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach site of new Astros/Nationals spring training ballpark is swarmed by scavenger birds who enjoy the nearby landfill and will likely enjoy fans' leftover French fries and hot dogs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to dual-wield while robbing an Uber car. Driver teaches him why that only works in movies, presumably after delivering a clever one-liner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter who is hanging out with Trump wants you to know Russia didn't cancel Hillary's campaign stops
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Because Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, some churches have decided not to hold a Sunday service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing only pants arrested trying to break into a home. But since this is Florida Man, the pants were on his arms
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Todos los niños deben aprender español, ¿no?
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Sat December 17, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Evan McMullin "McMuffin"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
And this is what $716M in cocaine looks like
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Fri December 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia gets Chubb for one more year. There's a joke in there somewhere
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's wants to test home delivery via UberEATS and they couldn't have picked a better target audience to test with
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Pitbull pulled down a cool $1 million to talk about Florida's sexy beaches, which is nice work if you can get it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
'Yo, I know wrestling is fake, just like my gun' says Florida Man. Hilarity ensues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wounded in battle with his most dangerous foe yet, Deranged Girlfriend
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How plan to fix 3-mile long, I-275 bridge across Tampa Bay fell apart, as told in Legos
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heeeeere, KittyKittyKitty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darius Slay of the Detroit Lions says that the Pro Bowl moving from Hawaii to Orlando makes the game 'pointless'
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Wed December 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps it classy on his first day as FAU's coach by signing De'Andre Johnson, who was dismissed from Florida State for punching a woman in the face. Well, more accurately, for being caught on video punching a woman in the face
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that police can force you to tell them your phone's passcode. Although no guarantee they won't laugh if it's 12345
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Tue December 13, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man tragically paralyzed in front of fiancee at bachelor party. Also, why would you invite your fiancee to your bachelor party?
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man hates Arlington Man. Shows him deez n*ts, Florida wins. Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Worst. Super-villain. Ever
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface on December 3rd, but that was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In the US, the likelihood of knowing someone who has been shot is now more than 99 percent
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oregon to hire Taggart as coach for the Ducks. Promises to "work up a Number 6 on opponents." No word on the team's participation at the Number 6 dance though
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unable to get the candidates to step in, Florida voters file a lawsuit demanding a state-wide recount
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Snuka is feeling the effects of Roddy Piper's coconut
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Dammit, there's always some baby crying when I fly. I don't care if the baby was just born. Even when I get on a plane with no babies, then suddenly one appears and starts crying. I just can't catch a break. Shut up baby
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We may hate fake news, but we sure did love the Weekly World News. In fact, Florida loved it so much, they elected Bat Boy as Governor
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dog who escaped Florida only to end up in New Jersey probably not real impressed with the world
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Sat December 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lots of Conference Championships to be determined, as we have Clemson-VT, Alabama-Florida, and Wisconsin-PSU among a few interesting games this week. The games begin at Noon ET
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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Wed November 30, 2016
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
At clothing-optional bar, keep your hands to yourself
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Pinheads in Florida government may be forced to deal with budget deficit due to Zika virus. Wait, that came out wrong
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You should try eating Key Deer before they're all screwed
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A good heist involves a cunning getaway plan. Sadly, Florida Man's "hide in a pond and claim he's fishing" ploy didn't count
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You want classy? The Florida Panthers will show you classy. NHL coach Gerard Gallant is fired after a road game and is left stranded at the Carolina arena by the team. Link goes to picture of coach waiting for the cab he called to get to the airport
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The NRA thinks it would be great if Florida were in charge of handing out carry permits for every state in the nation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
21 kittens scheduled to be euthanized in Florida just got a second chance after being transferred to Charleston's first ever Cat Cafe, just in time for a happy Caturday
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Where does an 800 pound fish swim? Anywhere it wants, and some people have a problem with that
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
In hindsight, it probably was a terrible idea to leave your infant in the care of a man with a tattoo of Florida on his face
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