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281 headlines found matching 'Florida'
Sat May 28, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mmmmm...autocooked steak
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Fri May 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida police found an illegally parked Flintstones car, and we have so many questions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
6-month-old girl water skis across Florida lake. That's nothing, a two-month-old can skip across a lake if you've got a strong enough arm
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida students throw out the first pitch at a MLB game ... by catapult. And it was a strike
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're Casey Anthony and accused of trading sex for legal fees? You go shopping
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Florida man finds out how expensive it is to be a self-righteous dick
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana man submits resume to be Florida Man's sidekick after drinking rubbing alcohol and threatening police with sword (with mugshot goodness)
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Inmate Ricky Nelson decides he's a travelin' man, and releases himself on his own recognizance. Police track him to nearby garden party
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"All smoke and mirrors," Decades old vote prevents Oklahoma turnpikes from ever being paid off
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Florida police investigating cellphone video of 15-year-old girl who went into school bathroom with 25 boys and had sex with them. No, not all 25, that would be weird. Just some of them
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Watch lightning creep towards the ground in the best super slo-mo you'll see today
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Sun May 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Pro Bowl to move from Hawaii to Orlando, letting viewers on the East coast have the game over and out of their memory six hours earlier
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban shares his 3 tips he gives players for how to stay out of jail. Surprisingly, step #1 isn't "Play football for Alabama"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After all that work to find the burglar, it was a raccoon hiding under a plant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nest cams are a growing fad among Americans who love watching awe-inspiring birds like eagles and ospreys in nature. Right up until nature stops being all Disney, that is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Nile crocodiles will eat the Burmese pythons but Florida won't get cold enough in the winter to kill mountain gorillas. You fools
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida tourist handles getting locked out of room like any Florida man would: by shooting the lock off the door
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TD Bank picks up its change-counting machines and goes home
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Dumbass tag was invented for accused Florida shoplifter Prolancia Aquila Turner
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Displaying the kind of vision that made him President, Marco Rubio suggests a Tim Tebow statue in the US Capitol
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man settles in for a good overnight standoff with police.......aaaaaand he's asleep
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Wed May 18, 2016
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
For a preview of what the whole state will look like in 50 years or so, take a look at Vero Beach Florida, which got a foot of rain yesterday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you get past "Naked Florida Man," this story has so much more depth and scope
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Someone bought George Zimmerman's penis after all
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Holy crap
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia woman walks into a Florida clinic to get a Brazilian butt-lift, because butts in West Virginia aren't big enough already
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man finds the most Florida way to join a work crew
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The least true statement ever written: "There needs to be more weed in Florida"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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Sun May 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Is Staten Island crazier than Florida? Hey, I know, let's ask Drew Curtis
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(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
Saving the world, one beer at a time: Florida brewery introduces edible six-pack rings
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
While swimming in a lagoon in Florida, a 10-year-old boy is bitten in the ankle by an unidentified sea creature. And thus mankind's newest superhero was born
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of easily understood metaphor for the recent ups and downs in the amusement park investment world
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Florida stripper tried to eat her shirt following DUI arrest"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers call up former #1 draft pick Matt Bush, making him a 30-year-old rookie after a stint in the Florida Penal League
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Newly found archaeological remains prove Florida populated by crazy people, retired Jews for much longer than previously thought
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from coma, immediately demands Taco Bell food, has no idea how to use the three seashells
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Ranking every Friday the 13th movie from CH CH CH CH to AH AH AH AH
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Farked up: Man goes swimming following domestic disturbance. Florida: Ignores the 'Do Not Feed the Gators' signs
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Security guard in Florida accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting for a job interview. Or as it's called in Florida, "on the job training"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cat stuck in a tree. New hotness: Woman stuck in a tree
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump-Gingrich '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman beats Florida man for buying the wrong flowers for Mother's Day ... Wait, that means there's a Florida kid out there somewhere
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man's toilet doesn't work, so he dumps sh*t in front yard hole, you know, like you do
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Suspended WWE Superstar Adam Rose arrested for domestic battery. The Bunny has been taken into protective custody
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Animal sacrifice before a high-school game would seem to be more of a Florida thing than a Michigan one, but here we are
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tourists exposed to Florida wild life
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has spent millions installing traffic cameras, even making them viewable on the internet. Florida: They can't record
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald "Mussolini" Trump and Hillary "Nixon" Clinton are in a virtual tie in three states that never matter for the presidential election: Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
NEWS: Man shoots himself while cleaning gun. FARK: Doesn't notice the new hole in his body until he changes his shirt. FLORIDA TAG: Two days later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Man finally has his sidekick, "Gator Boy", however they just can't celebrate at Wendy's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer famous for his tough stance on drunk drivers gets arrested for... well, you know
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Sun May 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on GOP unity: "It's unnecessary"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida man thought an alligator he pulled from a lake was dead. Since this is Fark, you know where this is going
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power goes out while a high school orchestra was performing for State assessments. Since this is Florida, you know it quickly devolved into a chaotic scene of thrown instruments, screaming, swearing, crying, public nudity, alligators, and debauchery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man builds car out of cannabis, loves to smoke the tires
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Fri May 06, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Viewer balloon pic shows Florida is filled with hot air that quickly deflates
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$200 dollar reward offered for top half of a boat dock mannequin named 'Baby Doll.' Florida? Yes, Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top high school recruit explains why he de-committed to Ohio State, it seems that after being intensely recruited, after signing his letter of intent, he bumped into coach Urban Meyer on a campus visit and the coach had NO IDEA who he was
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sting targets drug dealers as heroin overdose deaths increase. Rest of The Police are too busy to reunite
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's ugly electoral map, face
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a 250 pound alligator found in a swimming pool even news in Florida?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me block your exit from my pet store?"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
25-foot-tall cross in a public park? Some atheists have a problem with this
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Mon May 02, 2016
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
That cruise ship that traveled between South Florida and Cuba finally arrived
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on I-75. Minutes later, Florida man's sister arrives to make it a twofer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man arrested for slowing down while driving. Florida: Because people behind him couldn't stop in time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Man charged with animal neglect by keeping 62 ducks in the back of a van to complete the Florida Man challenge trifecta
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Man drives a stolen car, jumps into the Ohio River, and after going to the hospital he runs away naked from there. Police think he may be now looking for a duel with Florida Man
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(MyFlorida)
 
 
 
If Florida Man were a superhero, what would his super powers be?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man launches campaign to get Smash Mouth to perform at an abandoned hotel in Miami
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(Network World)
 
 
 
A Florida man hijacked a satellite and knocked HBO (and Sean Penn) off the air 30 years ago today. He was caught, but the consequences in 1986 were nothing like they'd be now
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando Citrus Bowl renamed Camping World Stadium. It's a legitimate strategy
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man drives around police roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter because Florida
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Tue April 26, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeless man with gag reflex calls 911 to report bomb threats, hurls in back of cop car...then so much more happened because it's Florida
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man trying to run to Bermuda from our favorite state expends enormous sums of your money on his rescue
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue two sets of ducklings in the best "Awwww" story you'll read today
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A family might get their boat back in time for another summer of fun activities in the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Introducing the street drug W-18, 10,000 times more powerful than morphine. This should end well for Florida
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There will be no Trump Etch-A-Sketch
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As we say goodbye to the Red Wings, the Flyers, Wild and Kings are set to join them on the back nine. Will any hang in? Will anyone be watching the non-elimination game tonight? PLAYOFF HOCKEY, FARKERS: 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 & 10:30ET
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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Thu April 21, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott claims one million jobs created in response to heckler. Man, someone needs to heckle him more often
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
That road is closed today, you know / You can't drive there no more / For what may look like H2O / Is H2SO4
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Florida, AKA "America's Australia" has a serious dragon problem
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The saddest little leaguer
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Kathryn Tappen becomes hockey fans' new hero for the third-degree burn she drops on Mike Milbury live on TV
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of yelling racial slurs at a Cuban guy and running him over with his truck. Oh, and the mugshot completes a trifecta here
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best pics and video of the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch were taken by these rocketcams and drones
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to get to Bermuda by hamster wheel. Bermuda Triangle comments, "c'mon guys, you're making this too easy"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
From worst at Christmas to 1st in the Pacific, the Ducks late-to-the-party theme continues with their 1st post season game tonight, but before that TWO games in Florida *sticks tongue out at Canada* & one from St. Louis 7:00, 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30ET
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The main reason why Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted? Take a look at the tag. Subby guarantees there's no problem
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hour)
 
 
 
There are responsible citizens, and then there's a guy from Florida who flew to Connecticut to voluntarily turn himself in after he received a warrant for his arrest on charges that he stole a TV in 1989
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Major Tim Peak "catches the dragon" on the ISS. Funny, I didn't even know he liked to chase it
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
The First Lady of Fark's Favorite State apologizes for reading a story about hookers to elementary school students
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Sat April 09, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista offends customer with accurate prediction
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video rebuttal of that angry woman yelling at Florida Governor Rick Scott is an early contender for dick move of the year
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(Newser)
 
 
 
News: NJ facing income tax shortfall after the state's richest man moves to Fark's favorite state. Newsier: Someone worth $10.6 Billion chose to live in NJ
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man sets up the perfect murder by claiming self defense in his front yard. Well, perfect except for his own surveillance cameras recording the whole incident
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch's mock draft has Paul Ryan going first
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Here's what Bea Arthur would look like if she had been in Sailor Moon
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for a Florida DUI. That's like a regular DUI with a BAC over .08 but with a marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, and MDMA chaser
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's governor signs a law officially voiding Florida's 148-year old law making it a criminal offense for unmarried couples to live together. Tag is for how long it took them to do this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once-endangered green sea turtles in Florida and Mexico upgraded to 'all you can eat'
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hunters kill massive 15-foot alligator that was snacking on cows
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wow. How'd you like that season opener, Dodgers fans? Oh right, sorry
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The War on Drugs finally records a rare victory as flakka suddenly disappears from Florida. Still plenty of naked people playing in traffic though
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tri-Rail train with 56 commuters derailed in the rainy dark of early morning, fuel leaking from a gash in the tank, and the train was reported to be on fire. Why the Florida tag exists: no one could find it
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio might be seen at the Miami Dolphin's home games, but he isn't going to be paid to be there
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
I used to be a philanderer like you, until I took a bullet to the knee and somehow the testicles
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Thu March 31, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ways to improve red tide predictions." Well, around here it's called shark week and it's still every 28 days
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach tells his team if they win two more games, they can name his baby. Bonus: Team says if they win two more games, they're going to name the baby Benjamin Smalls
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Woman's morning walk turns into walk with a panther. Warning: Vertical video
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Wed March 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Florida State, trying not to look desperate, offer a football scholarship. To an 8th grader
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like Jim Irsay has found one of his hidden stashes
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Wanted: Kitten cuddlers
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Completely in touch with reality Florida governor asks Yale to move to his state after 315 years in Connecticut
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Trek actor William Shatner, did you forget about a son you never had? Well you're being sued for $170m from a man claiming to be your son and he wants your DNA
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Florida county restricts watering lawns with fresh or reclaimed water because a) there's a drought, b) water reservoirs are dangerously low, or C) to teach the grass a lesson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nearly 20,000 people sign petition to ensure the Republican National Convention in Cleveland is the most polite convention ever
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Steve Spurrier visits Florida Gators spring football practice. Fark: He brings Gene Hackman along
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Wed March 23, 2016
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Florida woman accuses man of sexual battery. Man responds with videos of her having sex with dogs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kasich got beat in Arizona by Trump, Cruz,....and Rubio
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trump's charity made an illegal contribution to Florida's attorney general as she was considering charges against Trump U, then failed to report it to the IRS because of "a series of unfortunate coincidences and errors"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Police seek charges against "Second Amendment" shooting victim, don't even give shooter a slap on the wrist
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Tue March 22, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Jurors say the Hulk Hogan sextape was worse than they expected, thought the run-in by Pat Patterson in the end was extremely uncalled for
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Least intimidating shark ever photographed off coast of Florida
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I, James Richard Perry, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gone-Gones
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two brothers visit a couple in the hospital after accidentally receiving a birth announcement text... and they bring gifts
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not unlike most Republican state legislatures, Florida is attempting to cut off all state funding for Planned Parenthood. Unlike most Republican legislatures, Florida's list of "alternative" sites includes Salvation Army centers and public schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Florida city cracks down on spring break partying, sees huge drop in business, considers adding quilting and bingo next year for those young rascals
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
After being told he can not purchase the new BMW with food stamps, Florida man steals it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Although it's hilarious in a teen comedy, in real life it's not so funny if you're on Spring Break and get caught stealing the beach patrol's personal watercraft
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now you tell me, is this the mugshot of a guy who would piss all over a hospital?
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Ravens cornerback Tray Walker dies from injuries sustained in a dirtbike crash yesterday. He was 23 years old
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The president and first lady give birth, Trump demands to see birth certificate
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Did you see it? Watch it again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ravens CB in critical condition after motorcycle accident
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America's 5 stages of Trump grief, as told by 23 headlines
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Which is more powerful - monied propaganda or white nationalism? Let's find out
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The volume of tomato waste produced in Florida every year could power Disneyland for 90 days if it were turned into batteries
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Wed March 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Frank Sinatra, Jr. has died. That's Life, Jr
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Haley, still orbiting the Republican race, comets... uh, commits to Cruz after supporting Rubio, still avoiding the flaming gas orb frontrunner
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Authorities give "all clear" after white powder discovered at Rubio campaign headquarters, say it was just a supporter who just wanted to "say hello to my little friend"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In perhaps the most Florida thing you will read about today, this woman is fighting to keep her motorcycle-riding alligator as a housepet
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Florida man... Well, you probably already know how it ends. Or do you?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones song "Ruby Tuesday" to be played later tonight as Marco Rubio says goodbye to his campaign
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
With St. Patrick's Day just a couple of days away, it's time to collectively ask ourselves as a nation just how wise it is to dye our waterways green this week
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Mon March 14, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Electric Corvette built by Farker's company breaks EV top speed record
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
The state agency charged with inspecting Florida's restaurants and hotels is full of crap
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant farts created Bermuda Triangle because science
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dentists may be a job of the past soon
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Capitol Fax)
 
 
 
Two new polls show Bernie surging in Illinois, going from a 20-30 point deficit last week to either pulling ahead or coming very close to even. What does this mean?
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
You are charged with human smuggling for kitchen help, how do you plead? I need to go skiing in Switzerland, your honor. OK, have fun on the slopes. (Article has been updated to show judge denied request to go skiing in Switzerland)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff threatens to arrest "rascally" Apple CEO Tim Cook for his loyalty to terrorists and not America
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's your typical love story: Chimp spends 18 years alone, meets companion and then refuses to let go no matter what
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This week Jeb met with the three GOP candidates who aren't Trump. Now Cruz is divesting from FL, leaving it for Rubio; Rubio is telling voters to go for Kasich in OH; Cruz is focusing on NC, MO and IL
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired of watching NBA players making half-court shots? How about a PGA star sinking one using a golf ball and a pitching wedge?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida could become Puerto Rico II for Marco Rubio next Tuesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sleepy endorses Grumpy, to the dismay of Dopey
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Thu March 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Trump make another dick joke? Will Rubio look like an idiot for not carrying his own state? Will Cruz eat another booger? The four square off tonight; it's your GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 8:30 PM ET on CNN in Fark's favorite state
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How difficult is it to answer a "Yes" or "No" question? Share your answer with the rest of the class to the right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New super-PAC sponsored attack ad features a former "Trump University" salesman saying he was "ashamed" to have worked there. But since he used to work at a scam outfit like Trump U, you know he'd say pretty much anything for a buck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is like that dorky kid in high school whose friends convinced him he'd make a good class president but the rich kid and the dumb jock were getting all the attention, and the dorky kid kept campaigning because his ego was too fragile
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida repeals cohabitation ban, giving new meaning to the Love Shack
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Wed March 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina gives Ted Cruz's campaign that 'HP magic.' Is it possible for a presidential campaign to declare bankruptcy?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Another teaser for Daredevil season two is here, with the titular hero taking on Elektra, The Punisher, and a super-powered Helen Keller
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clinton leading Sanders in Florida and Ohio. Ignore last night. Those polls don't matter. *spins*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush joins Cruz campaign
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police: Turn off the car and step out. Suspect: OK, but let me finish this joint, first
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Central Florida city planning to visit Cuba and then return home on a makeshift raft because Florida
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If Rubio loses in Florida, it just means that Trump is inevitable
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you find yourself drunk, naked from the waist down, and crashing into a Waffle House, you'd better be in Florida. The rest of the country frowns upon that sort of thing
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Garbage truck driver tries to recreate that highway jump scene from "Speed," doesn't do so well
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that porn actress that made it into a Ted Cruz ad? It turns out that she prefers guys with larger hands
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida newspaper: We'd endorse a GOP candidate for President, but all of them are unqualified for the job
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Life lesson: If you live your life with your nose stuck to your phone, you miss so much; interaction with friends and family, the beauty of nature...the baseball bat hurtling at your head
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Sat March 05, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
This Florida Dad has guaranteed he is getting cheap socks for Fathers day for the rest of his life
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
This year the road to the White House apparently goes through Maine
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
It's the dumbest thing you'll read all day, but since it's five months until football season, you'll click on it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Problem: Wading birds lose a lot of chicks to raccoon. Solution: having alligators nearby keeps raccoon away, so wading birds have lots of extra chicks to feed to the alligators to keep them close. Forget about it Jake, it's Florida
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides that CPAC isn't classy enough for him
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Thu March 03, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
President Trump sues his golf course neighbors because evidently that is what presidents do now
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After being suspended from the school for making sexual advances toward a player and giving her a loan, Florida International University women's coach may be feeling some Sweet Chinn Music
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
John Kasich "expects" to win Ohio and "expects" Rubio to win Florida. Everyone "expects" him to look like an idiot in about two weeks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: Oh lordy lord, we may have to make a deal with the devil. *fans self* I'mma comin' over quite faint right now. OH COLONEL BEAUREGARD *faints*
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noted BBQ enthusiast and MLB player Yoenis Cespedes bought himself a grand champion hog. When in Florida
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rubio has sewn up this crafty endorsement from a well known religious Lobby
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's campaign is nothing more than a bad game of Quidditch
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Sun February 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the third time be the charm for the SES-9 Falcon 9 launch by SpaceX? Next scheduled launch window opens at 6:46pm EST from Cape Canaveral, FL with a barge landing attempt to follow
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Even if you don't have any sort of criminal record, don't steal stuff from the race car drivers' personal infield trailers at the Daytona 500. They take that shiat seriously down there
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Sat February 27, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Behold the strangest thing ever found inside a Kmart store - a fully staffed dental office
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fugitive who didn't want to be identified by his fingerprints chews off fingertips in bid to hide identity. I can think of Se7en things wrong with that plan
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment panic over Trump goes to 11 as conservative donors hire consulting firm to find an independent candidate to run against him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary secures endorsement of key Fark tag
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Poll: Nearly 40 percent of Florida voters think Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
IF{LanguageReqirement="Yes" AND Location="Florida" THEN Set program result = "Senate Approved"}
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Wed February 24, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, BANANA TRUCK
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who starts a riot in a pizzeria? The same kind of person that has a problem with cheese, that's who
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Mon February 22, 2016
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for 34th time, mocked by local police with gallery of his many mugshots
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(Brevard Times)
 
 
 
Man jumps shark for photo op
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Sun February 21, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio says reports of robot endorsement were false
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Attorney who received a red light camera ticket took it to court and made the city of Orlando look foolish
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
R.I.P. GOP. Last rites were administered Saturday night in South Carolina
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Sat February 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham descends into girlish giggling when reporter asks Jeb Bush if he'd consider being Trump's VP
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
A building boom in Miami is incentivizing real estate development in flood-prone areas that will only get worse, but don't worry, the U.S. taxpayers will be taking care of any damage
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man plotted to start "incest family" with woman and her two young daughters, or as they call it in Alabama, a "traditional family"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Road raging Florida man is way too busy screaming at drivers to notice a huge tornado coming at him
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, make sure the two time state boxing champion isn't standing just feet away
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Wed February 17, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Problem: Frozen pipes. Solution: Blowtorch. Result: Predictable
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Florida becomes first state to vote for Constitutional Convention for term limits for Federal elected officials
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Remind me again, what's the toll for taking a backhoe for a joyride on a Florida bridge?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How many times can you be caught at 18 years old impersonating a doctor and running a fake medical practice before you get arrested? In Fark's favorite state, the answer is 3
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Florida fears it could become the next Texas. Geez what kind of tag will that require?
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Driving drunk? Check. Broadcasting the whole thing on the internet via Periscope? Check? Claiming she was just looking to have some fun? Check. Florida? Check. Jail time? Negative
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Tardy sharks arrive in Florida. But honestly, where else would sharks like that go?
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Sat February 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missiles shipped to Cuba returned - This is not a repeat of 1962
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Times endorses Hillary Clinton. Sanders supporters ask what a newspaper is
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man thinks that he is pregnant after having gay sex. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher gets fired after sending nude Snapchat photos and sexually explicit messages to her students" story comes to you from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Judges scorecard: 10-9, 10-9, 10-9, Kane wins by unanimous decision in three rounds
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who is John Kasich? He's the man that's about to defund Planned Parenthood in Ohio
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Look, it was just a prank," says the father of the man who tossed an alligator through the window of a Wendy's drive-thru in Florida. Yeah, remember back in the 80s and 90s how you pranked people by tossing cobras through drive thrus?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13-year old fatally shot after cousin falls off hoverboard, discharging felon brother's illegal firearm. This one needs a trailer, a drone, an alligator and a pitbull to complete the Florida Bingo card
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Coping with declining crab catches, a Florida man resorts to unconventional bait
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rubio on reason for poor debate performance: I went into that debate in the hopes that Republicans didn't have to attack one another, everybody would hold hands and sing and puppies would fart rainbows
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The rousing success of Ayn Rand-style management continues as Sears Holdings announces 50 more Sears and Kmart locations will be closed
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Tue February 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The most-Googled candidate in New Hampshire? John Kasich. Specifically, the Google search was "WHO THE HELL IS JOHN KASICH?"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
RubioBot's speechifying subroutines continue to malfunction, indicating a complete system wipe may be necessary
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you work the drive-through window in Florida, you must accept the fact that at some point, a customer is going to throw an alligator at you
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tot Mom is back - Nancy Grace seen salivating
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If they had a cruise ship that did nothing but sail through hurricanes, that would be an awesome cruise (with video)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
1600 Florida students stay home after gun threat over Confederate Flag punching incident. To be fair, it kind of sounds like they've already learned everything that Florida can teach them
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(Time)
 
 
 
GOP candidates reveal their pre-debate rituals. Which for Jeb Bush is mostly making sure the people in charge of the debate know that he's still running
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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Sun February 07, 2016
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Bacon Bomb)
 
 
 
The Bacon Bomb Explosion Burger wins at the Florida State Fair, as it should have
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' campaign reviews Iowa Caucus totals, says actual result may never be known. It's actually a good experience just in case he gets the Democratic nomination and has to go through an election that includes Florida
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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Wed February 03, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers have advanced to Super Bowl 50
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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Mon February 01, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"Officer, do you know why I pulled you over?"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New in Florida: a wheelchair-accessible zipline over a lake full of alligators. Because even the differently-abled should get to experience the thrill of skirting death by carnivorous lizards
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"The deputy shot me. Look at my battle scars, man"
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Kalashnikov to open AK-47 factory in Florida. Which is like opening a McDonald's in the middle of a hospital's cardiac care wing
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When you're at an animal park in Florida and a snake falls from a tree and bites you, it can be hard to determine for legal purposes if the snake escaped an enclosure or if it's just a wild beast
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In order to keep its tax exempt status, the Holy Land Experience theme park needs to have one day a year when admission is free. And this year it will be Wednesday, February 24. "Please be advised the gates will close when park capacity is reached"
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