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62 headlines found matching 'Finger'
Sat August 19, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The more Kelly tightens his grip, the more supporters will slip through his fingers
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon returns to run Breitbart, just as the gypsy warned
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
iOS 11 will include a "cop button" that will allow you to submit to fingerprinting without giving authorities the ability to unlock your phone, and hopefully lessen the likelihood of criminals stealing your thumbs
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More and more women are painting the Eye of Sauron on their fingernails
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Apple is ditching fingerprint recognition on the iPhone 8, saying will instead rely on the unique smug in users' auras
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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Thu August 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Technology exists to eliminate nearly all table saw accidents. Fark: The power tool industry has been lobbying against implementing it for 14 years
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell still hasn't come up with a way to weasel out of punishing Cowboy star Ezekiel Elliot for beating his ex-girlfriend. Presumably, if all else fails, Goodell will pin it on Brady and Kraft
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today the DOJ announced a new initiative to...I can't even bear to look...*peeks between fingers* set guidelines on what forensic examiners can say about the accuracy and reliability of their tests to eliminate "Junk science" testimony? Oh, carry on
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
DeShone Kizer making case to be the next Browns starting QB that will be utterly forgotten about within three years, just like the 27 Browns QB's before him
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Kimi Raikkonen: I am officially Finger Boy's biatch
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Sat July 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robot cracks safe live on stage without sandpapered fingertips, a stethoscope, Clooney or Pitt
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Department of Education hasn't approved a single loan forgiveness application since January 20. Subby can't put his finger on it, but he thinks something else significant happened that day
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Fri July 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scalpel....... clamp...... suction......guitar
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Seafood entrepreneur made his billions by introducing Americans to the concept of fish - i.e. "trash fish" like pollock that could be cheaply harvested and reformed into fish sticks, fish fingers, krab, and Filet-O-Fishes
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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Tue July 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump credits the Democrats for keeping the Affordable Care Act on the books
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl gets battery stuck up her nose for six months but she's fine now that it's been removed and she's learned not to do that again. However, now she does plan on sticking her fingers in a wall socket to see what that's like
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Tue July 11, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seems like the IRS will not take a severed finger, a fake bomb, and a marijuana joint as tax payments
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Merkel's eyeroll at Putin has gone viral
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Sat July 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
According to body-language expert, Trump won hand-shake with Putin. Unfortunately, he came in second in the 69 contest
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Thu July 06, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
"Say thank you to the nice firefighters for rescuing you." Boy gives firefighters the one finger salute
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you who still have fingers left to make clicky with, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/25 - 7/1 edition
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat masters fidget spinner, wishes her owner would give her something more challenging, like a box
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Pick up your fingers and read this
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Mon July 03, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms preparing for flood of idiots who blow off their fingers or set themselves on fire with sparklers this July 4th
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles shows off his green fingers. Apparently Camilla has never heard of 'Summer's Eve'
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Wed June 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The most Australian video you'll see today
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Waitress saves 9-year-old girl choking on chicken fingers with Heimlich maneuver. How does one calculate 15% on that service?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
FIA: The data shows that nobody brake checked you. Finger Boy to respond that Ferrari are always treated worse than all other teams
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Fri June 23, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What's the big deal? Obama probably did it. People don't know that. But it's true. Obama has done everything that I've done only ten times worse. Any bad thing I will do, Obama has also already done. He's very sneaky, this Obama
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Tue June 20, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Some folk'll never steal a toe, but then again some folk'll (severed human toe image warning)
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark: Drunk farmer starts fight with a pig. TotalFark: Farmer loses and dies. WTFark: After pig bit off three of his fingers and his nads
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Yeah, this is about the worst thing of all time. Watch and enjoy
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Fri June 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Australian man planks next to massive, endangered python in the road. To be fair, that's still probably better than letting Steve Irwin stick his finger up its butt as would have happened in the past
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wearing your heart on your sleeve. New hotness: Wearing your boobs on your fingernails. (Probably not safe for work)
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Wed June 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Annoying man hits single piano key 824 times in one minute to irritate neighbors, set world record
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Of course the pesticides farmers use on their produce won't harm your children. Besides, six fingers and cysts on reproductive organs are hip with the younger crowd these days
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kiwis show Tillerson the bird
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"He raised both his middle fingers and explained, using colorful language, that anyone criticizing Mylan, including its employees, ought to go copulate with themselves"
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
Man not allowed to ride roller coaster for failing to have enough fingers. Stand up and give him a hand
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump names "The Dark Prince" (seriously - that's his nickname) as new head of the CIA's Iranian ops. No word on whether he has 6 fingers on one hand
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Shaq gets a pedicure, and it is spectacular (not safe for lunch)
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
He's out! Mr. Met fired after giving fan the finger
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Wed May 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Even on my favorite table / He can beat my best / His disciples lead him in / And he just does the rest / He's got crazy flipper fingers / Never seen him fall... / That autistic Canadian kid / Sure plays a mean pinball ♫
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
28-year-old Bay Area artist is known for her provocative pictures of [her fingers in her] fruit (mostly safe for work)
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Doctor, my heel hurts." "I can fix that by sticking my fingers up your hoo-ha"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Titans linemen Taylor Lewan clears up confusion about injury. "I didn't cut my finger throwing a catfish, I cut it on a beer can"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Girl pulled into water by sea lion to be treated for 'seal finger.' Seal will be treated for 'ankle-biter flipper.'
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Shut down the circus and the next thing you know clowns with bladed gloves are slashing folks in front of a taco joint
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
*puts finger on temple* The Office of Government Ethics can't monitor all the lobbyists we hired if we remove their ability to monitor anything
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"You know, before I repair this guy's £170,000 sports car, I probably should take it out for a test drive. What could go wrong?"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a flight attendant flap their arms like wings, or touch their nose with their finger? EasyJet training video reveals the meaning of all their hand signals
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Fri May 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KFC releases romantic novella about Colonel Sanders, in which he probably describes his paramours as finger-licking good
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Thu May 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trumplike hand invented
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farting With The Stars
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't bogart those weed nails, my friend ...pass your fingers over to me
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy destroyer has run-in with Iranian attack boat, raising the number of countries we risk stumbling into war with to ... uh, Christ, I don't have enough fingers
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