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Headlines matching 'Fest'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(MLive.com) Obvious Childrens' Art Festival expected to draw hundreds of people. Mostly with stick bodies, big heads and scribble hair  (mlive.com) (11)


Wed May 23, 2012
(The New York Observer) Obvious After Saturday hell of Great GoogaMooga, celebrity chef Eddie Huang assesses class of folks who attend food festivals: "Like a monsoon of uncontrollable soul burning diarrhea, the foodies descended upon us"  (observer.com) (18)


Mon May 21, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Get your ass to Chicago for NATO Riot Fest 2012  (youtube.com) (21)


Sun May 20, 2012
(The New York Times) Fail After the murder of two Chinese USC students, their parents are suing the college on the grounds that USC's marketing materials described the campus as being in an "urban" location rather than "crime infested"  (nytimes.com) (224)
(Denver Post) Silly Fifth Denver Ukulele Festival draws 1,200 players and Don Ho. "For some reason people don't feel as intimidated with this instrument"  (denverpost.com) (43)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Silly At 74, stunning Jane Fonda outshines stars half her age at Cannes Film Festival. Photographers just need to keep their distance as she might shatter from all the flashes  (dailymail.co.uk) (185)


Wed May 16, 2012
(AOL) Hero University issues new contract requiring faculty to accept "Personal Lifestyle Pledge". Faculty members respond with "How about no? Does no work for you? And by the way, we're out of here "  (jobs.aol.com) (243)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Nine Midwest food fests that will make you fatter just reading about them  (suntimes.com) (86)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine From the "did he really just say that?" files, Catholic League head Bill Donohue says that he wants the law to "discriminate against all alternative lifestyles", just like Jesus would (w/video)  (thinkprogress.org) (163)
(Cracked) Scary Six mind-blowing animal infestations straight out of The Bible, from drunk baboons to kamikaze carp  (cracked.com) (29)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick HuffPo slideshow "Stars Who've Kept the Weight Off." Reality: most were healthy by society's standards and are now anorexic, some via a dangerously drug-fueled lifestyle. But, YAY anyway  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail The British Asparagus Festival has been cancelled due to lack of asparagus   (britishasparagusfestival.org) (38)


Tue May 01, 2012
(CONTEMPORIST) Photoshop Photoshop this festive woven furniture collection  (contemporist.com) (33)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Just so you know. THIS is a Beerfest  (sfbeerfest.com) (73)


Sat April 28, 2012
(The New York Times) Stupid Our savior Bloomberg continues to make New York City a safer place to live, with a long-overdue crackdown on the festering menace of bed-and-breakfasts and their dastardly certificate-of-occupancy errors  (nytimes.com) (16)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Scary Hope you enjoyed that mild winter as you and your pets get infested with a record number of ticks, fleas, and mosquitoes this summer  (cleveland.com) (237)


Tue April 24, 2012
(ABC) Misc Megan Fox pregnant. The infestation of the Toe Thumbs is upon us  (abcnews.go.com) (37)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Daily Express) Followup After being convicted of assault, Scottish politician outlines his manifesto: "Headbutts for close up and you subdue. It may be a Scottish thing. You aim for the bridge of the nose because it is very soft"  (express.co.uk) (19)


Sat April 21, 2012
(The Atlantic) Photoshop Photoshop these festival goers going  (cdn.theatlantic.com) (30)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Neither rain nor snow, heat nor darkness can prevent the mail from being delivered, unless the post office is infested with poisonous spiders, in which case you'll have to come pick it up  (1035superx.com) (75)


Sat April 14, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious Movie analyst urges studios to join real world, stop charging same ticket price for every movie, whether it's sparkly vampire crapfest, brainless action crapfest, or sensitive Oscar-bait crapfest  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (95)


Tue April 10, 2012
(TMZ) Stupid Melissa Etheridge's ex-girlfriend says she cannot live on a stipend of $23,000 a month because she's accustomed to a lavish lifestyle and deserves more in alimony, insists Etheridge bring her some water  (tmz.com) (72)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Cool The unseasonably warm weather has one small Iowa town fearing its annual Tulip Festival may get canceled because of premature blooming. But they have a solution: spray the plants with whiskey to delay the process  (desmoinesregister.com) (31)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida You know what they always say: The family that grows 'shrooms together, camel spiders, festoonies... taste the pendulum  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (30)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy In honour of the late great Earl Scruggs, here's *every* banjo player at the 1971 Camp Springs Bluegrass Festival playing "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" while the Earl looks on  (blinkx.com) (24)


Wed March 28, 2012
(AlterNet) Spiffy Workaday drudgery keeping up with the bills got you down? Well, sit back on your sackcloth, eat a piece of cake and settle in for some good old fashioned class warfare with The 10 Most Obscene Lifestyles Choices of the Fabulously Well-to-Do  (alternet.org) (25)


Tue March 27, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Want to see a cute girl tripping balls at a music festival make out with a tree? Of course you do  (youtube.com) (73)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine America's wackiest, ugliest televangelist couple accused of stealing $50 million in charitable funds to pay for lavish lifestyle, sex scandals, and the world's most hideous wigs. Includes kill it with fire pics  (dailymail.co.uk) (174)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Old and busted: Bed bugs are infesting America's bedrooms. New insectological scare: Kissing bugs are sucking your blood at night  (mnn.com) (27)


Tue March 20, 2012
(WTOP) Spiffy Sorry, DC, but you're now only the 8th Most Bedbug Infested City in America. Congrats, Cincinnati, you worked hard for this one. We'll get you next time  (wtop.com) (63)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) PSA How to take flawless naked pics of somebody else's body, considering this is Fark. (Probably not the safest thing for work)  (gizmodo.com) (61)


Thu March 08, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing Kazakhstan's Kostanay regional festival of skiing has its own very special version of the Rick Roll...with a whole different Rick  (thesun.co.uk) (8)
(Hollyscoop) Stupid Chunky reality TV star finds out she's pregnant during all-day drinking binge. Difficulty - not Snooki  (hollyscoop.com) (17)


Wed March 07, 2012
(KATU) Cool The bad news: It's a slideshow. The good news: Baconfest  (katu.com) (16)
(Hell no) Dumbass Woman facing charges for having sex with 18 yr old female student claims this is a case of "a disgruntled mother who cannot accept the lifestyle of her daughter", *looks at pic* um, no  (klfy.com) (94)
(Seattle Times) Cool Microsoft TechFest reveals holographic mirror, predator shoulder mount, virtual lamp (w/vids)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (18)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Fox News) Followup Tugboat reaches cruise ship adrift in pirate-infested Indian ocean, promises to bodyslam anyone that gets in its way  (foxnews.com) (33)
(WTKR) Asinine Contractor who ran mold-infested housing for Navy families promises to work with those who got sick. And by that they mean try to have the lawsuits moved to federal court where they can claim sovereign immunity  (wtkr.com) (41)


Thu February 23, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Obvious One truth emerged from the 20th Republican blatherfest: Gingrich has pretty much thrown in the towel. Stick a fork in him, folks  (thedailybeast.com) (32)


Wed February 22, 2012
(YES Network) Strange Yankees sign minor leaguer Burt Reynolds. Asked for comment, he replied, "The good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money"  (yesnetwork.com) (18)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Raw Story) Amusing The man who brought us schweddy balls thinks Andrew Breitbart is a 'festering boil on the anus of public discourse'  (rawstory.com) (179)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Spiffy Iowans celebrate the Bacon Festival by eating giant bacon-infused doughnut balls topped with chocolate and more bacon. "I mean, really, you wouldn't see this baconfest happening in California"   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (151)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Problem: Your towns St Patrick's day parade has been turned into a drunkfest. Solution: Cancel the parade. Result: Internet organizes a bar crawl with 13,000 people attending  (hudsonreporter.com) (120)


Tue February 14, 2012
(CSMonitor) PSA Electric cars prolong a destructive, car-centric lifestyle. And help you pick up socially conscious women. But at least feel guilty about it, OK?  (csmonitor.com) (234)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail News: Winter fest canceled. Fark: Due to cold weather. WTF: In Wisconsin  (sheboyganpress.com) (74)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Porn stars, gay men, and serial killers gather for world's first known Mustache Film Festival  (pressherald.com) (30)


Sat February 04, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video Hot anchorwoman makes it through reporting on sausage festival until she advises where to pick tickets  (liveleak.com) (42)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Repeat Groundhog Day festivities where the movie was filmed may be canceled due to a blizzard. Now where have I seen this before?  (articles.chicagotribune.com) (104)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Canada.com) Interesting Problem: Australia infested with invasive African grass that fuels wildfires. Solution: Import elephants and rhinos as lawnmowers  (canada.com) (113)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state  (wlox.com) (103)
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)

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