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95 headlines found matching 'Female'
Sat October 21, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"You can leave your shoes on"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is the Garry Shandling Show. This is the Garry Shandling Show. Garry asked me to write his theme song. Now we get to the part where an actor hits the only female writer with his flaccid penis
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits...like the 2am booty calls behind the Gas-N-Sip
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazon Studios boss Roy Price resigns after sexual harassment allegations, specifically that he told a female producer 'you will love my d*ck'
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
News: Two boxers kiss during staredown. Giggity: Two female boxers
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Female talk show host, on Weinstein and company: "I have absolutely no sympathy for any woman who is spoken to in a lascivious tone, asked to participate in a sexual encounter, cat called, flirted with, or otherwise propositioned by men. Ever"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who ate asbestos as a child has developed cancer at 23. It's a wonder she didn't get shingles, too
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tessa Thompson, star of the new Thor: Ragnarok movie got some of the other women of the MCU together to ask Kevin Feige for an all-female Avengers movie...and he said yes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Female inmates fight the California wildfires for less than $2/hour. Too bad they can't get jobs when they get out...Los Angeles County Fire won't hire felons
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Fri October 13, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The field of economics is a total sausagefest
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: Tourists attending 'hooker holiday' might get screwed. (w/ not safe for work video)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that pumas are not actually all that solitary. Most of this research likely took place on Pornhub, because that's where you discovered this fact years ago
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is shocked, shocked to find that Harvey Weinstein may have taken a few liberties with his female stars. Shocked that such a fine industry could be rocked by allegations of impropriety. Shocked
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Wed October 11, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study finds parents actually do have a favorite child and you're not it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to allow girls to join. If only there had previously been some sort of organization to teach teamwork, knowledge and skill sets for young females. Perhaps even sell some sort of baked item for financial support
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/11): Batman on Batman violence, Wolverine's female clone teams up with his son (is that her son? brother? nephew? it's a little weird), And Ragman, the rare character who probably does not need a female clone version, gets a series
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A handy guide to working with women for stubble-crusted swamp orcs
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God would not punch a cop in the head, not even in Florida
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$2.3t financial firm behind Wall Street's award-winning and superwoke Fearless Girl statue will be paying $5m in fines for underpaying women and minorities
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Social commenters: women now have the same career opportunities as men. Recruitment firm's chief scientist: being a woman in the IT field can reduce your lifetime earning potential by $250K
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Tue October 03, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you get pulled over by a man wearing a shirt that says "Undercover Officer," he just might be a fake cop
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Mon October 02, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8pm ET) brings you 2 hours of songs with a female's name in the title. The occasional end-of-show "Fark 2017" end segment is in limbo
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A female soccer fan was hauled out of TCF Stadium topless by police and charged with exposing herself in front of a 7-year-old boy and others in the stands. Lucky little SOB
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One of the problems of going to Mars is radiation. That's the bad news. The good news is the haut form-fitting radiation shielding female astronauts get to wear. "Git ur ass 2 mars", indeed
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Rick and Morty' co-creator Dan Harmon utterly squanches trolls attacking his new female writers: 'I loathe these people'
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Wed September 20, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
And here's a story about duck dicks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Dipshiats With Credentials)
 
 
 
In today's installment of The Dumbest Farking Thing You Will Read All Weekend: boys peeing standing up gives them an unfair advantage in physics
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "These bones unearthed in the 19th century are female." Reporters: "Viking warrior was a woman." Viking Historian: "Reporters are idiots"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Research from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds women are more likely than men to adopt uncontrollable numbers of cats
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Meh
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Tue September 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mammoth 'family' to be sold at auction in England. Duggars taking note, get their producers on the horn
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of remains found in Swedish Viking Age grave reveal the warrior was female. Brienne of Tarth nods approvingly
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Bolling's son found dead
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When you have to announce that you weren't defeated by an 11-year-old girl, it's pretty clear that you were defeated by an 11-year-old girl
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL GOP official is resisting calls to resign after details of his past emerge because who HASN'T attacked a female classmate with a claw hammer bludgeoning her more than 40 times before choking her and throwing her from his car?
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Has Hollywood finally hit peak gender reversal reboot?
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Fri September 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The police officer who reassured the scared, white, female motorist that "we only shoot black people" has retired
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50% of men cannot label where the vagina is on a picture of the female body, which begs the question. What are their Fark handles?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Female entrepreneurs use Remington Steele strategy to counter tech-dork misogyny
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Growing up' book for boys explains both reasons girls develop breasts. Wait, BOTH? (Mildly not safe for work illustrations)
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stunt Coordinator; "Hey boss, that stuntwoman isn't experienced enough to do what we're asking her to do." Producer: "We need somebody that's female and black. She's female and black", right? Send her" 911 Operator; "911, what's your emergency?"
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating female
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sex toy thief makes getaway in Dodge minivan
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/16): DC goes Metal. PLUS Dead younger Wolverine teams up with female clone Wolverine, Spider-Men does whatever Spider-Men do, Theseus confronts the Minotaur, Minsc kicks butt for justice, and Invincible closes in on the end
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sexism is why Siri, Alexa, and Cortana use a female voice
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When Sarah McLachlan started Lilith Fair to put her favorite female musicians together in one festival lineup, it quickly became a punch line for The Onion, rock critics, and Ani DiFranco. Were they unfair?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Writer of very first Simpsons episode says she wasn't allowed to continue because producer Sam Simon was going through a divorce and didn't want women around the writers' room. D'oh. Ha ha
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent time studying spider sex, and they've determined smart spiders who want to avoid getting eaten engage in threesomes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Have you ever been to an interview with a sex doll?"
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman finds something edible in McDonald's
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Thu August 10, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian army does something so progressive that American Liberals wish they could copy
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Sun August 06, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Should we be concerned that diehard K-pop fans give pacifiers as thank-you gifts to their favorite female idols, who proceed to suck on them?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan cafe charges an 18% "man tax" to address the gender pay gap (some not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the wake of their sexual assault and sexual harassment scandals, Uber's board forced out Travis Kalanick and decided it was time for a female CEO. After months of searching, their shortlist is now down to these three men
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The man had managed to sneak into a room unnoticed and when officers opened the door they say they discovered him again performing a sex act 'covered in lubricant'
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Nebraska patrol requires female applicants to undergo vaginal exam. Well yeah, it's a public cervix job
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
August 1st is National Girlfriends' Day. Take your hand to lunch
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, wave of grumpy old men are accidentally intentionally running into other people walking around and using their smartphones at the train station
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Sun July 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you over 6 feet tall, affluent and well educated? 40% of you are more likely to cheat on your partner
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Female referee replaced at Adidas Summer Championships for violating the First Commandment: "Thou shalt not call a technical foul on LaVar Ball"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Female GOP senators should get ready for misogynistic backlash from their male GOP colleagues because they stood up to a deplorable attempt to kill millions
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Rick Ross claims he doesn't sign female rappers because that would only lead to sex with him. Vice President Pence seen nodding knowingly
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Female Iranian TV host who promotes Islamic dress code caught on video drinking beer without hijab. Oops
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why scientists are using vibrators to give turtles boners. Here comes the turtles
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: Your Uber driver is obviously distracted. Worse: By the woman giving him a bj in the front seat
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold threatens female Republican Senators over opposition to Obamacare replacement: "If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Medium)
 
Boobies
 
You can tell who's a better mother just by looking at the tits
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Modern day battle of the sexes: Are men or women better at following IKEA instructions
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family welcomes first girl born in 137 years. Huh? But then how is babby formed?
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to defy the odds to impress a woman by standing naked outside her lanai and pressing his junk against the screen. It doesn't work
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Mon July 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
19-year-old California female wins two lotteries in one week, plans to start voting straight (R) from now on
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Fri July 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
USF improv instructor, wife lured with male, female students to drug-fueled parties, ad-liberties with them in threesomes, same-sex affairs
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Thu July 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sadly not news anymore: Female Uber driver accuses her passenger of trying to sexually assault her. News: He's an Oklahoma State Senator. Fark: when cops asked if he'd been drinking his answer was: "No more than anyone else"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian baby 'first without gender designation' on health card
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
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Sun July 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey police connect severed leg to missing woman
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why do we brand male teachers "pedophiles" but wink, smirk, and call females "Hot For Teacher" for the same actions?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do men have nipples?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A boyfriend's snore is one of the nicest sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM. And you're home alone. And you don't have a boyfriend
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Female LDS church employees may now wear pants and parents now get one week of parental leave. I dunno, might lead to dancing
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Recover dropped diamond ring. Step 2. Stash diamond ring in rectum. Step 3. profit. Unplanned step 4. Arrested. Ring returned to owner
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Catcher is knocked over by warm-up pitch from pitcher. News: Catcher plays for the Royals. Fark: Pitcher is a female softball champion, throwing underhand
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Good: Man helps lost girl try and find family at park. Bad: Man is mistaken for kidnapper and beaten, only to be later cleared by police. WTFark: Inattentive parents Facebook shame man for helping their daughter
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
John McEnroe taking heat for suggesting that Serena Williams is the best female tennis player of all-time, but would be ranked about 700 in the world if she were on the men's circuit
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Illinois study finds that sex doesn't really work as a selling point. Mostly because if it did, no one would ever enroll at the University of Illinois
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