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67 headlines found matching 'Felony'
Thu January 11, 2018
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bans leaving infants alone in cars, even if you crack the windows
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Before birth each soul knows all the secrets of heaven. At birth, an angel presses their fingertip just above one's lip, which seals us to silence. This accounts for the philtrum, or medial cleft. I don't know what's going on with this lady, though
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Southern Maryland News)
 
 
 
Maryland GOP candidate's 2016 conviction in Virginia for felony strangulation is "the result of a misunderstanding." Well, that's settled
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
DA drops case against hottie arrested for mauling her husband's private parts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, Florida man threatens neighbors with chainsaw and guns, has 20-minute standoff with police, and is somehow not shot repeatedly
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Thu December 28, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Bad idea, diving off a pier running from the cops. Worse idea, driving off a pier while running from the cops. With helpful video
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Three women jailed for stealing $600 worth of Flonase and baby formula. So much for *that* New Years Eve party
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Wed December 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Protip: if you try to rob someone at a casino and fail, I mean let 'em go, because man, they're gone. Fark: Seriously, quit. Don't follow the guys for 20 miles to a police station parking lot and try to rob him *again*. Just sayin' is all
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Sat December 23, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Crime blogger faces felony charges for being a crime blogger
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
There's calling the cops after your weed gets stolen stupid and then there's calling the cops and accusing them of stealing your weed stupid
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoeless suspect asks for the death penalty after calling 911 and demanding entry to the building because he left his probation papers behind. And some condoms
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anyone have some spare dildos and a 55 gallon of lube lying around? Well, I have an idea
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was your babysitter stealing from your change bowl and raiding the liquor cabinet while you were out?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Racist criminal James O'Keefe forgot to disclose past convictions to regulators
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man on probation for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart arrested for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart. If he were in Congress he'd have been given some hand sanitizer and sent on his merry way
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Sun December 03, 2017
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
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Sat December 02, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arranges with mom to have sex with young teen daughters, using religion as justification. Hey, if it works for Roy Moore, sounds like a plan
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Thu November 30, 2017
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against mom who put recorder in daughter's backpack to catch bullies
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Sat November 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Technically, Trump is helping to drain the swamp
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Fri November 24, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man falls for the old break into a car with deputies hiding inside prank. That joke never gets old
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and horny is no way to drive through life, son
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Having naked drunk driving sex while your infant child is in the back seat is no way to go through life, son
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Virginia mom faces felony charges of parenting while black
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Uber is facing a wacky existential race
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado voters elect convicted murderer to school board. Apparently he's a proponent of the program "No Child Left Alive"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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Thu November 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mistrial declared for Bob Menendez with deadlocked jury. Ten voted for acquittal, two voted for Trump
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Are those bags of shrimp in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fraternity: "Those cameras weren't working the night a pledge died." Police: "Then why does it appear that the footage was manually deleted?" Fraternity: *Smoke Bomb*
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Sat November 11, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LAPD officer records himself planting drugs on a suspect. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Joyriding on a stolen electric shopping cart and getting it stuck in the snow, that's a felony
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For Trump Junior, the charges might be too much for a pardon
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Mon November 06, 2017
(FindLaw)
 
 
 
Can we all agree with one federal gun control measure? 1) Legally, a background check is required anytime a gun changes hands 2) Free checks are offered by police stations 3) Seller/loaner loses gun rights if crime occurs and check was not performed
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
James Taylor arrested for walking down a country road to meet a teen for sex, explains that he's seen lonely times when he could not find a friend
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Odds that's really a doctor on Craigslist looking for subjects for anatomical research are about the same as the odds of that's really a 14 year old girl you're chatting with online, but some people have to find out the hard way
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Felon who fired his public defenders, to act as his own attorney in fatal shoot-out case, starts rough when his ex-girlfriend testifies for the prosecution: "When did your feelings change?" "When you shot at the car"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pop quiz - You're driving drunk on the Interstate and carrying coke. What's the best way to show your wang to other drivers?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Some Schmunk decided the best way to transport a kid's swimming pool would be on top of the mini van. With a child inside it. But don't worry, he was strapped into the pool
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Tue October 31, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He fired a warning shot into his ceiling, but when the burglars appeared unfazed, he fired two more shots at them." Fail tag is for both burglars, one of whom is no longer with us
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb - even if you keep the receipt
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a strange coincidence that could only happen on Fark, 'Bathrobe Man Cave Sex' is also the name of subby's Jonas Brothers cover band
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Fri October 27, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Deputies find more than 60 cocks in Oklahoma man's home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As a judge, you know you farked up when they close your court permanently after you resign under a cloud
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gas station clerk chooses hard way, with picture goodness of the effect on the robber. Hero tag is for clerk
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
In an effort to slowly bring Wisconsin into the modern age, a bill is proposed to make sex with an animal a felony
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Broke and cannot pay for your spouse's funeral arrangement? Off to jail you go
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That guy from Buffy got arrested again, this time for attacking his girlfriend
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Wed October 18, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.)
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
For nine years, the juvenile detention manager received 800 lbs of fajitas biweekly. Then one day he had a doctor's appointment when his order came in. "Um... we don't serve fajitas here"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Indiana GOPer drafts bill to require licenses before you are allowed to have 1st Amendment rights
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Wed October 11, 2017
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
Two-time felon Republican ex-governor gets early release from federal tennis prison. One more felony and he'll qualify for Trump's cabinet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court rolls their eyes and says "REALLY?" as coal magnate Don Blankenship attempts to appeal his ONE YEAR SENTENCE for conspiring to violate federal mine safety regulations in connection with a mine disaster that claimed 29 miners' lives
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Sun October 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
California to make it legally easier to intentionally give someone HIV without their consent because it was hurting the feelings of people with HIV that it was a crime
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Please note: the police may listen in on your phone calls, especially if you're calling from jail
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Protip for crazies if you're going to hold a hostage at gunpoint when you burglarize them: Always get your beauty sleep first
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts will not accept drugs as payment for a cup of coffee. Not even from Florida Man
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Fri September 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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Wed September 27, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota in 2016: Employers can no longer ask applicants if they have a felony. Minnesota in 2017: How could a felon slip through the cracks to get this job???
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Tue September 26, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Army reservist owes thousands for court costs, bond after he was wrongfully arrested in burglary cases
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Mon September 25, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
If the cops find three syringes in your vagina, along with an opioid pill wrapped in a $20 bill, you might as well try and forge your sister's signature on the arrest paperwork
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