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Headlines matching 'Federal Reserve'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Fed releases minutes early. It's okay, that can happen to anyone source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(20)

Mon April 08, 2013

Bootstrappy Red States want to swap out the US Dollar with gold coins. Unfortunately, all their debts are in US Dollars. Good luck with that, boys

source: bloomberg.com | share:

(136)

Sun April 07, 2013

Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills

source: helenair.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013


		FED boss says your big bank could fail. DOW futures sag on the overnight trading scams. Start stuffing your mattresses with bank cash and put your helmets on. Monday could be a hard slide source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(49)

Sat March 16, 2013

		Fed makes record $88.4 billion profit. Thanks Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(88)
		It's a good thing that the economy keeps rolling.. rolling.. rolling on despite our government source: nytimes.com \| share:	(13)

Wed March 13, 2013

(Some Guy)

$780 billion. Is this: A) The cost of Medicare and Social Security over the next decade, B) the value of spending cuts in Ryan's new budget, C) the size of the subsidies the US Government gives to the banking industry EVERY YEAR

source: washingtonsblog.com | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

		Investment bubble grows on debt which can't be discharged though bankruptcy source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	(82)

		Dow just hit a record high. Top that, Colorado source: nytimes.com \| share:	(141)

Sat March 02, 2013

Financial graphics firm produces preachy full-length animated movie about silver-hoarding heroes who take down the Fed. SOMEBODY GET RIFFTRAX ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

source: trailers.apple.com | share:

(38)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Old and busted: Wall St Banks losing half a trillion in overly complicated financial schemes. New hotness: the US Federal Reserve losing half a trillion in overly complicated financial scheme. At least they're not accountable to anybody source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(22)
		Goldman-Sachs to be renamed Man-Sachs, buy Chippendales source: reuters.com \| share:	(5)

Fri February 08, 2013

US productivity shrank by two percent as workers asked for a bathroom break and a drink of water on the same shift

source: cbsnews.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

The current hiring trend is showing a low wage bias

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Fri January 25, 2013

Republicans in Virginia are moving forward with their plans to create a new State currency so that when the Federal Reserve crashes, they're ready

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon January 21, 2013

		The people have spoken: Fix the nation's budget problems by pawning Mt. Rushmore source: money.msn.com \| share:	(46)
		Bundesbank withdraws 674 tons of gold from US and French vaults at the same time HBO2 airs 'Die Hard with a Vengeance', which means that Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman will jointly control the Federal Reserve source: economist.com \| share:	(64)

Sat January 12, 2013

Treasury to Internet: "Shut the hell up, idiots. We're not gonna mint a trillion dollar coin"

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue January 08, 2013

		Banks to federal government six months ago: We promise to review every single foreclosure case we've filed and fix any errors or improper filings. Banks now: This is too hard, how about we just cut a check for $8 billion and call it a day hmm? source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(47)
		AIG: "Thanks for bailing us out, America. BTW, we're gonna sue the sh*t out of you for bailing us out" source: cnbc.com \| share:	(74)

Mon January 07, 2013

		The real reason why Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK were assassinated, and other conspiracy theories about dead presidents source: trutv.com \| share:	(85)
		BoA will pay Fannie Mae $10 billion to compensate for or buy back bad mortgages source: dealbook.nytimes.com \| share:	(16)

Fri January 04, 2013

		Now that the President has been re-elected, Ol' Helicopter Ben may cut off the stimulus source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(15)
		Who did Wall Street have making its market predictions in 2012? Top men. But who? TOP MEN source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(11)

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