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Headlines matching 'Fed'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Yahoo) PSA "The 10 Cities You Don't Want to Drive in." #1- New York City- like anybody besides cabbies, cops, and the FED-EX guy who destroyed your monitor drive there  (autos.yahoo.com) (97)


Thu February 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary New study says one in ten U.S. adults looks like Kevin Federline  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com) (157)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)
(Telegraph) Stupid Feds win another battle in the war on file sharing as BTJunkie voluntarily shuts down  (telegraph.co.uk) (125)
(wptv.com) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)
(Prop8trialtracker) Misc Will gays be allowed to marry? Can gays legally preside over gay marriage trials? Do proponents of propositions have Federal standing? It's your official 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Prop. 8 thread (Ruling expected 10 am PST)  (prop8trialtracker.com) (189)


Fri February 03, 2012
(TorrentFreak) Followup Just in time for the Super Bowl, a bunch of those sports streaming websites shut down by the Feds are back online with new domain names  (torrentfreak.com) (83)


Thu February 02, 2012
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(Some Fake Agent) Florida Apparently, the idea of pretending to be a federal agent and pulling people with Ontario plates who visit strip clubs so you can check their car for bombs hasn't gotten old in Hudson  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (37)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Wired) Strange So you want to join my credit card-fraud gang? How do I know you're not an undercover Fed? *WAKKA CHIKKA WAKKA CHIKKA*  (wired.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Fail The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana  (missoulian.com) (225)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Politico) Asinine John Edwards, facing jail time for federal campaign finance violations, spends $164,000 out of campaign account between October and December  (politico.com) (29)


Mon January 30, 2012
(NYPost) Hero Deceased multimillionaire leaves $1.5 million to chauffeur and doorman. Stiffed ex-wife is nonplussed, but classy: "He could f*ck a nun. I couldn't give a sh*t. We're divorced. The man is dead"  (nypost.com) (128)
(Guardian) Obvious Now that they are done searching Megaupload's servers, can the Feds resist pushing the big red button? The jolly, candylike button?  (guardian.co.uk) (39)


Fri January 27, 2012
(NJ.com) Strange Irish Anti-Defamation Federation supports the cancellation of the Hoboken St. Patrick's Day parade. In other news, there's an Irish Anti-Defamation Federation  (nj.com) (190)
(Government Technology) Interesting Did you know we had a Federal CTO? Well, he quit  (govtech.com) (18)
(YouTube) Spiffy Best highlight of the Federer/Nadal semifinal match? The ball boy's catch in the 3rd set  (youtube.com) (21)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Fed Chairman Bernanke thinks we may need another stimulus. This reminds me of that quote about doing something over and over again expecting different results  (finance.yahoo.com) (154)
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)


Wed January 25, 2012
(LA Times) Followup The House on Tuesday approved a measure that seeks to permit religious symbols on federal war memorials; betting pool now open on how long before the first pentagram is erected for the lulz  (latimes.com) (214)


Tue January 24, 2012
(AP) Interesting Nation's oldest federal judge dies at 104. In other news, there was a 104 year old federal judge  (hosted.ap.org) (72)
(Google) Scary Music Industry: Oh, that's OK, we don't need SOPA or PIPA, we have enough clout with the Feds to shut down our competitors right now  (plus.google.com) (59)
(New Haven Register) Dumbass Feds arrest four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for racial profiling in pre-dawn raid. Includes bonus video of the officers arresting a white reverend for filming them  (nhregister.com) (76)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary It turns out, kiddies, that you really do have a "permanent record", and the feds want it  (usnews.com) (76)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Not feeling well? Stuffed up? Your papers, citizen. I'll just go ahead and transmit this cold medicine purchase information to the police  (suntimes.com) (286)
(Time) Amusing Swiss ski federation smells something fishy with woman's performance enhancing underwear  (newsfeed.time.com) (22)


Thu January 19, 2012
(WOIO) Amusing Cameras are not allowed in federal court...so a Cleveland television station does the only reasonable thing and re-creates the day's testimony with puppets  (19actionnews.com) (35)


Wed January 18, 2012
(White House Dossier) Obvious Once upon a time, running up a massive federal debt was not only irresponsible, it was "unpatriotic"  (whitehousedossier.com) (166)
(Say Anything) Sad The most do nothing Congress since 1947 did manage to do one thing. They increased federal spending by 10%  (sayanythingblog.com) (43)
(Hundred Black Out) Scary What happens when a creepy albino guy shows up at a casino with a 1000 stuffed animals? A) He gets 86ed B) He gets a comp C) He takes them to dinner D) All of the above  (hundredblackout.com) (30)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Woman claims she cared for and fed all 82 dogs on a regular basis. Plus, her lawn probably looks awesome  (washingtonpost.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Obvious Federal Judge, who's gonna need surgery to remove his palm from his face, orders RI public HS to remove "School Prayer" mural, rejecting the schools argument that the mural was "purely secular"  (news.yahoo.com) (330)
(Telegraph) Asinine After documentary exposes disabled children in Turkey are tied to their beds all day and not fed, Turkish government springs into action and charges the Duchess of York with violating the privacy of children  (telegraph.co.uk) (107)
(Some Taxpayer) Interesting "I'm in the top 1%. I can't imagine saying, no, I'm not going to take this opportunity to make more money because I'm going to have to pay more of it to the federal government. I mean, that's -- that's nuts"  (pbs.org) (286)


Wed January 11, 2012
(KTLA) Strange Credit card skimmers make off with treasure in Sierra Madre. Suspects include a bearded man in a beat-up fedora and a Mexican man in a giant hat who claimed to be a law enforcement officer but refused to show a badge  (ktla.com) (22)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Forbes) Cool The Federal Reserve posts a profit of $77 billion this year. Huh, guess the Fed's not as dumb as we thought  (forbes.com) (61)
(Arizona Star) Interesting Woman with gun stuffed in bra busted in Arizona  (azstarnet.com) (74)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Feds take down white supremacist twin brothers who fell under the spell of a comely informant with a grenade dangling between her breasts   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (88)
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Yes, I will assault the police with a stolen stuffed monkey  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (37)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing When even Rick "Uh...I forgot. Oops" Perry is able to get off some jokes because of what you said, then you know you've done goofed   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (56)
(CTV) News Feds uncover suspected Islamic extremist plot to bomb Tampa; Newsflash and Florida tags dive for cover  (ctv.ca) (295)
(MSNBC) Sad Forks woman knifed to death by spooning partner  (msnbc.msn.com) (42)
(Marketwatch) Scary Fed getting ready for another round of "Let's see how much money we can print"  (marketwatch.com) (187)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Bloomberg) Ironic Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?  (bloomberg.com) (158)


Sat January 07, 2012
(CBS News) Followup Actress outs herself in federal lawsuit. No, not that actress. Or that one. Or that... heck, we've never heard of her, either  (cbsnews.com) (49)


Fri January 06, 2012
(The Newspaper) PSA Federal judge says illegal tasering is worth $1 in damages. Here's a $20 in advance, I'm going out to have some fun  (thenewspaper.com) (134)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC  (myfoxdc.com) (32)


Thu January 05, 2012
(wmal.com) Strange Federal judge says Maryland's redistricting boundaries look like "a broken-winged pterodactyl, lying prostrate across the center of the state," which may mark the first time a judge has likened district boundaries to a dinosaur  (wmal.com) (34)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting California: "We're proud of our strict emissions laws." Federal Court: "LOL, Commerce Clause"  (latimes.com) (43)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Obama and the feds decrease the amount of hours spent on Federal paperwork to a mere 8.8 billion hours. How did they do this? They declared the same paperwork simply takes less time to fill out this year  (chicagotribune.com) (55)


Fri December 30, 2011
(WSOCTV.com) Asinine Police: "We totally have video of the handcuffed suspect choking herself to death, but we're refusing to release it because it mysteriously disappeared after being erased twice and set on fire"  (wsoctv.com) (74)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Federal appeals court rules that corporations are very very special kinds of people that don't get sent to jail like ordinary people do  (businessweek.com) (118)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)


Mon December 26, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Most heinous plan to castrate wild stallions in Nevada is on hold pending federal court review  (msnbc.msn.com) (82)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not about to be up-staged by FedEx, a UPS driver flips off security camera, as he throws package  (inquisitr.com) (94)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Interesting Britney Spears' engagement ring cost approximately 4.5 Kevin Federlines  (showbizspy.com) (39)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Mercatus Center) Interesting #Occupy Their Lawn might be the move, what with the bluehairs soaking up half the federal budget in two decades' time  (mercatus.org) (45)
(Bloomberg) Stupid Chicago Bears WR in trouble with the feds. This is not a repeat from last week  (bloomberg.com) (13)
(LiveLeak) Video FedEx quickly delivers flat screen TV with minimum air time  (liveleak.com) (57)


Tue December 20, 2011
(BBC) Strange Uploader of pirate copy of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" sentenced to one year in federal prison. Hasn't he been punished enough?  (bbc.co.uk) (177)


Sat December 17, 2011
(LiveLeak) Scary There's a jackknifed tractor trailer careening out of control on ice and heading right toward you. Do you scream like a schoolgirl or calmly stop the car and laugh with your buddy after the truck barely misses you  (liveleak.com) (55)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)
(Fox News) Scary Gingrich plans for the federal court so extreme that even Bush era AGs consider it dangerous  (foxnews.com) (68)
(MLive.com) Amusing Ahh yes, The Intergalactic Lactation Federation. Set your phasers to "AWESOME"  (mlive.com) (98)


Mon December 12, 2011
(LA Times) Asinine With $666,000 in federal research money, scientists examined whether distant prayer could heal AIDS. It could not  (latimes.com) (195)
(Life.com) Obvious Believe it or not, my son, there once was a time when grown men were excited by the sight of cheerful, full-grown women and felt sorry for dour, underfed teenagers ... rather than vice versa (some NSFW-ish pics)  (life.com) (764)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Daily Herald) Dumbass Convicted on federal corruption charges in federal court. Check. Cost taxpayers $250K+ to incarcerate in a minimum security country club. Check. Still eligible to receive a federal pension. Why of course. And you'll still reelect Congress  (dailyherald.com) (69)
(NYPost) Fail Lean Over: The Rev. Al Sharpton's nonprofit paid him nearly $242,000 - even as it carried $1.6 million in debt. Most of the money woes stemmed from more than $880,000 in unpaid federal payroll taxes  (nypost.com) (75)


Wed December 07, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Mitt Romney: "I'll name my cabinet before I'm elected". US Federal Law: "If you do, you'll be fined or imprisoned"  (content.usatoday.com) (119)
(IndyStar) Interesting "Hey man, is that freedom rock?" "No, it's just 185 pounds of packaged hydroponic marijuana stuffed in a bunch of musical speakers"  (indystar.com) (104)
(SLTrib) Followup Federal Aviation Administrator chief Randy Babbitt downgraded from FAA to AA  (sltrib.com) (19)


Mon December 05, 2011
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God  (nydailynews.com) (124)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The Daily Show) Hero The Daily Show reports on the Secret Fed Loans given to banks but were NOT disclosed to Congress, totaling 7.7 trillion dolla... OMG PROFESSOR BUTTERSCOTCH  (thedailyshow.com) (203)
(New York Daily News) Ironic Black college student sparks debate by hanging Confederate flag in dorm room, says "I know it's kind of weird because I'm black"  (nydailynews.com) (111)
(CBS News) Followup 13-year-old student handcuffed and taken to juvenile detention for burping in class. Tactical flatulence response team on standby  (cbsnews.com) (84)
(Some Guy) Asinine TSA detains 17 year old girl at Norfolk airport, over the design of her purse. It had a replica gun on it. TSA This is a federal offense because it's in the shape of a gun. Girl, It's not real  (news4jax.com) (247)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Ars Technica) Followup Sen. Franken demands answers from Carrier IQ, suggests phone snooping violates federal law  (arstechnica.com) (58)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Marijuana was also discovered in the new tunnel and Mack said federal agents were up late Monday night weighing it." Yeah, weighing it. That's what they were doing  (news.yahoo.com) (25)
(Reuters) News Federal Reserve and European Central Bank throw a free money party and everyone is invited, as long as you own stocks  (reuters.com) (206)
(Some Diggler) Florida Miami's federal jail overrun with strippers posing as paralegals. "In a scene straight out of a porno, one woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate. They are making a mockery out of the prison system"  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (54)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The Register) Spiffy Feds seize several counterfeit goods sites. Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny  (theregister.co.uk) (61)
(Bloomberg) Followup "...No one calculated until now that banks reaped an estimated $13 billion of income by taking advantage of the Fed's below-market rates..." Suck it peons  (bloomberg.com) (22)


Sun November 27, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Common disk encryption software is so good it makes the disk unreadable to local and federal law enforcement, according to a press release from Pedobear.org  (physorg.com) (92)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Fed testing to see if banks can withstand 13 percent unemployment and an 8% drop in GDP. This is only a test  (finance.yahoo.com) (42)
(atpworldtour) Spiffy Roger Federer wins tennis match in straight sets. His opponent doesn't score a single point in the second set as Federer wins 6-0. Fark: His opponent was Rafael Nadal  (atpworldtour.com) (25)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Boston Channel) Strange Feds seize fisherman's 881-pound tuna. Now who's going to fix his piano?  (thebostonchannel.com) (126)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Politico) Ironic For having the red phone to God and all, religious organizations are lobbying the federal government unlike ever before  (politico.com) (58)


Sat November 19, 2011
(NPR) Cool Pyromaniacs everywhere now applying for a federal government job  (npr.org) (11)
(Federal Reserve of San Fran) Spiffy Think you can do a better job than Ben Bernake? Then the Federal Reserve has just the flash game for you  (frbsf.org) (60)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail FedEx avoids original commercial like fast talking man, goes for obvious, cliched, hackneyed, stiff, corporate approved FedEx boxes rube goldberging a message from goose to cute puppy, with a little can't go wrong Johnny Cash. Depressing  (mashable.com) (30)


Thu November 17, 2011
(WGAL 8) Ironic $800,000 federal breast-feeding bonus does little to combat notion that government handouts encourage teat suckling  (wgal.com) (44)
(Motherboard.tv) Interesting Turns out the dinosaurs got snuffed out by a meteorcano  (motherboard.tv) (45)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Handcuffed woman gives cops the slip. Twice  (saljournal.com) (19)
(Some Guy in Texas) Strange What's the Mile High club called at 100 ft elevation? While in the back of a cop car? While handcuffed?   (montgomerycountypolicereporter.com) (84)


Tue November 15, 2011
(C|Net) Scary Unlike selling guns directly to drug cartels, the D.O.J. thinks that lying on your Match.com profile should be a Federal Crime. Scary meets Stupid  (news.cnet.com) (170)
(The New York Times) Interesting The man who bluffed his way into taking aerial photographs of Ground Zero  (lens.blogs.nytimes.com) (26)


Mon November 14, 2011
(CBS News) Hero "From desk of President Goodluck Johnathan. CONGRETULATOINS. You have ben awardeded the Ordere of the Federale Republic." Yeah right. *DELETE*  (cbsnews.com) (56)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Rick Perry the candidate: "Federal spending and Obamacare are killing this country". Rick Perry the governor: "Can I have $24 billion, please? Oh, and we'll take some of that health care money, too"  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)


Sun November 13, 2011
(UPI) Spiffy Federer betterer  (upi.com) (6)
(Salon) Interesting Son of conservative Iranian cleric critical of Ahmadinejad found dead of an apparent suicide in Dubai. The fact that he handcuffed himself, then shot four bullets in the back of his own head makes it really apparent he wanted to kill himself  (salon.com) (52)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Remember K-Fed? Well, in Australia he's known as K-Fat now and they'd like for us to take him back  (news.com.au) (40)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup Federal Judge Jed Rakoff goes to Round 13 with the SEC: "I won't be cute and ask what percentage of Citigroup's net worth is $95 million because I do not have a microscope with me"  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (45)
(Huffington Post) Fail Rick Perry (R-etard) would eliminate three federal agencies if elected President. Education, Commerce, and... "Oops, I forgot"  (huffingtonpost.com) (378)
(Wired) Scary If it is legal for the Feds to track you with a GPS then it should be legal to film the Feds putting the GPS tracker under your car. Right?  (wired.com) (249)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama administration to impose new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees, called the Christmas Tree Tax, which will support a new fed program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. Outrage in your evergreens to the right  (blog.heritage.org) (177)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Nola.com) Asinine You'll need to submit an Environmental Impact Study before you can repair that streetlight. We're the Federal Government and we're here to help  (nola.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Obvious A) GOP: Federal spending doesn't create jobs. B) GOP: Cutting defense will cost millions of jobs. C) Shut up  (cecilwhig.com) (149)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Her husband secretly fed her steroids to 'fatten her up' and make her stay at home. When she found out about it, in her HULK fueled rage, she beat him into a pulp  (mirror.co.uk) (89)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Sad The Federal Reserve slashes its forecast for economic growth, raises projections for unemployment, and says Europe's debt crisis will probably wreck the U.S. economy. In uplifting economic news: *crickets*  (reuters.com) (37)
(YouTube) Video When you're a federal police officer and your suspects are seconds from escaping in an airplane, maybe it's time to admit defeat. Unless you're Brazilian. Then you just ram the airplane  (youtube.com) (46)
(news4 jax) Florida Old school: Having sex in coed dorms. New school: Having sex on a picnic table at the federal courthouse  (news4jax.com) (43)


Tue November 01, 2011
(LA Times) Stupid Iranian football federation suspends soccer players for celebrating a goal in an "immoral" manner: a fanny pat. Subby thinks it really should depend on the Persian doing it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (12)


Mon October 31, 2011
(UPI) Cool Federer is betterer at Swiss indoorer event  (upi.com) (4)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Fail The perfect reaction to your dog gettting hit by a car after you fed it LSD: run naked down the street with your boyfriend  (cbsatlanta.com) (83)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Feds say emails prove the redistricting maps signed by Texas Gov Rick Perry had the effect and intent of limiting the voting power of Hispanic voters. So much for Juan man, Juan vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (156)
(Talking Points Memo) Cool I don't know who Justin Bieber is, but he's fed up with the copyright lobby as much as the rest of us  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (34)
(11 Alive) Interesting City of Atlanta to OWS protestors: "You are ordered off city property." OWS: "Funny thing, this Martin Luther King, Jr. historic site is federal property"  (11alive.com) (173)
(Reuters) Hero Federal Judge Jed Rakoff kicks the SEC in the yambag with one of the most scathing legal briefs ever written  (blogs.reuters.com) (145)
(CNN) Followup Man who killed 4 relatives on Thanksgiving to spend the rest of his life getting stuffed  (cnn.com) (38)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Followup The kennel where two kids were found was actually cleaner than the house. The kids are reportedly healthy, well fed, no worms  (omaha.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Interesting Will you shed your label conservative or liberal and replace it with Constitutionalist? Will you pledge your allegiance to the dual federalism of the Constitution, all the time, every time, every vote...no exceptions?  (forgottenmen.com) (144)
(YouTube) Cool It's that time of year: Leaves changing pretty colors, trick-or-treaters, pumpkin-carving with a drum magazine-fed AK, wait, what?  (youtube.com) (29)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Boston Herald) Strange Massachusetts accidentally finishes transportation project under budget, saving federal taxpayers money  (bostonherald.com) (48)
(Gawker) Strange While I'm sure we can all agree that waffles and pancakes are important, one Senator from Vermont wants to make selling 'fake' maple syrup a federal felony carrying up to five years in jail. What a sap  (gawker.com) (163)


Tue October 25, 2011
(The Hill) Interesting Juan Williams: "People are fed up with pledges that enforce far right or far left orthodoxy and being told they lack a spine when they listen to the other side of an argument or call for a political compromise to reach a solution"  (thehill.com) (232)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy FedEx to deliver 22,000 new jobs this holiday season in new package deal  (marketwatch.com) (22)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)
(The Brooklyn Paper) Misc Burger Bistro Donut Burger contains chopped meat, American cheese, Applewood smoked bacon, a fried egg and a coupon for a nearby cardiologist stuffed into a sugar-glazed donut  (brooklynpaper.com) (32)


Sun October 23, 2011
(LA Daily News) Obvious State and national policies on pot are confusing and should be reconciled, say people who are too high to remember that federal law trumps state law  (dailynews.com) (132)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Stupid How's a Federal law requiring a mandatory one-year waiting period before you get divorced sound to you? Sound good? All right then, let's do this  (washingtonpost.com) (132)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Model's chocolate dress disintegrates on the catwalk. Is immediately scarfed down by nearby starving models before rushing to bathroom holding feathers. (with sfw pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(UPI) Fail Man posed as federal agent to dodge debt. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that his plan had some major flaws  (upi.com) (30)


Mon October 17, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail David Gregory of "Meet the Press" doesn't know the difference between federal taxes and state taxes, winds up being schooled by Herman Cain  (msnbc.msn.com) (358)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Business Insider) Obvious Mark Cuban: "Every layoff in the name of more earnings per share puts a stress on the economy, on the federal, state and local governments which is in turn paid for through taxes or assumption of government debt"  (businessinsider.com) (238)


Sat October 15, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season ten, it's Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, featuring Merlin chasing an evil monkey stuffed animal. Mike, Crow, and Servo give us yet another outstanding episode. "I keep a dossier on all evil monkey buyers"  (youtube.com) (25)
(Spinner) Silly Billy Corgan founds the Whiny Douchebag Wrestling Federation  (spinner.com) (28)

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