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25 headlines found matching 'Father Christmas'
Sun December 25, 2016
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 U.K. Christmas traditions that confuse Americans. Come for the wassail, stay for the Christmas pudding
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(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Farkers
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Santa to ensure Denver beats the Chiefs 115-0 on Christmas night
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"It's not every day you see Jesus and Crocodile Dundee running out of a landing craft, but there you go"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
World's first Christmas movie (1898)
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Santa Claus a Daddy sex symbol? "Santa gets some folks wet in their Christmas stockings," Myers says. "A man confident enough to eat cookies and drink milk left by strangers is a man that's confident in the sack
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
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Surveillance footage shows 'Santa' passing out candy canes before robbing bank
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"So, let me get this straight. You want to report a gifting, not a theft?"
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Wed December 14, 2016
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man ordered to leave Six Flags over Texas because he looked too much like famous imaginary character. No, not Jesus, the other one
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why do monsters haunt Christmas folklore in Europe but not America?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street preacher decided to preach at kids waiting in line for Santa by telling them that Santa isn't real, but Jesus totally is. One of the kids' dad decided to preach back
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NORAD prepares to track Santa Claus, though Trump will probably get Tim Allen to head it up next year
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With all the chaos of 2016, it's good to take comfort in some universal constants: water is still wet, the sky is still blue, and Terry Gilliam's 'Don Quixote' is still delayed
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Wed December 07, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Bad Santa tells a kid to lay off the burgers and fries
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Tue December 06, 2016
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is going to hell, leading the parade
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, two slightly grumpy alpacas join eight others on guard duty - protecting 24,000 free-range turkeys from being attacked by foxes
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mall of America hires a black Santa and somehow this is news. Thanks, Trump
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The official how-to-guide for receiving a real letter from an imaginary person postmarked from a non-existent location
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Celebrate Christmas in terror with Austria's 'Krampus' festivals
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting ready to set up the tree, decorate the house, and get down to some serious holiday drinking. So what are the best Christmas albums to play during this holiday season?
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mall Santa suspended after telling little girl Hillary's on his 'Naughty List', sleighs run best on glass ceilings
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Female First)
 
 
 
#Britishproblems: "10 things you'll recognise if you're dating someone who loves mince pies"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you lock your keys in the house the chimney is not the answer
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