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Headlines matching 'Father Christmas'
Sat December 24, 2011
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(Independent) Interesting Airlines now cleared to fly over North Pole, which will shorten flights and lead to new routes. Oh, and death, there will be horrible horrible death when the engines fail  (independent.co.uk) (99)
(The Sun) Interesting ...and Prince Philip's heart grew three sizes that day  (thesun.co.uk) (29)
(MLive.com) Interesting You take your snowflake to the mall for a visit with Santa, should you be allowed to take your own picture or be forced to pay for an overpriced 'professional' shot?  (mlive.com) (179)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Silly Cafe owner posts sign of himself threatening Santa with a knife, saying "Eat here or the old bastard gets it". Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool The coolest mini Christmas you'll see all day  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding  (dailymail.co.uk) (127)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Toronto Star) Sick The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"  (thestar.com) (97)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Spiegel) Asinine Proving that the long and dark scandinavian nights are REALLY boring, Norway and Finland now arguing about "their" Northern Lights  (spiegel.de) (57)

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