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47 headlines found matching 'Farkers'
Sat August 16, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next big fad diet from Michelin-starred chef Joël Robuchon and the acupuncturist and neuropharmacologist Dr. Nadia Volf. Farkers should probably skip goji berries as they stimulate libido
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(53)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heads-up Pacific farkers, a cargo capsule full of garbage from the ISS will burn up over your ocean on Sunday
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(17)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(155)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The US is slacking in its overall alcohol consumption stats. Farkers, get to work
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia's 262 piece Ukraine-bound trojan horse vanishes out of thin air, is now nowhere to be seen. Be alert, all five Ukrainian Farkers
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(69)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have a go-to chef/cookbook/website you often turn to as a favorite source for recipes, cooking methods, preparation tips, etc? Share the wealth of knowledge and give your fellow Farkers a new lease on cooking
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkers' daughter made a music video. What are your thoughts/snark?
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The real reason Farkers hate Justin Bieber
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(100)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So Cal Farkers: If you're looking for a best friend and a devoted companion please consider rescuing Sasha
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(16)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo area FARKers: WATER ADVISORY. Don't drink it, boil it, or even shower in it. Well, the last part is a stretch, but you never know. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(141)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Three, maybe four farkers will remember P.O.P., Pacific Ocean Park, the great amusement park pier in Santa Monica that opened in 58 and closed in 67. But those farkers? They're my homies
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(36)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(649)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Invitational for classic Farkers (5 year members or longer). Submit one of your favorite Photoshop posts from 2009 or earlier
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(139)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In celebration of Detroit's birthday Farkers Ticker and Entropy put together this little video and it's pretty damn good. Happy 313th. Keep on keepin on
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sad news for Zonie Farkers - Wallace of "Wallace and Ladmo," the longest-running live children's show in television history, has gone to that big Ladmo Bag in the sky
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(45)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(52)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Spaceship)
 
 
 
The documentary that we Farkers knew was coming
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(24)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A couple of Farkers were cast members in UGA WR Chris Conley's Star Wars fan film - and it's actually pretty good
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(20)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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(31)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
This dog has more balls than any of you Farkers will ever have
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(34)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
If you don't want to get scammed by a psychic scammer, get a real psychic or fortune teller instead. Why are you Farkers laughing at us?
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(34)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Artist's" messy bed "strewn with cigarette butts, discarded condoms and empty booze bottles" sells for $4.4 million. In related news, Farkers are going to sleep on gold mines
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(98)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(127)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Economic Noise)
 
 
 
Nice, slow and europhic is how it begins... then the sudden climax hits, everything is over and you never knew what hit you. Is this the cycle of sex? No, my Farkers, this is the cycle of a dying country
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(198)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's what redheads really look like, FARKers. Your pics of blondes and brunettes who found a dye bottle are a lie. Redheads are actually either quite plain or unfortunate looking. LOOK UPON THE TRUTH AND WEEP
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(252)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call
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(159)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Every time PETA cranks out a bullshiat claim like milk causes autism, ten thousand farkers order the veal osso buco
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(168)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Aside from knives and cooking vessels, what are some of your 'go to' kitchen utensils? What is notable about them that other Farkers should consider over similar utensils? Does the form matter as much as the function?
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(346)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(JoCo Cruise Crazy)
 
 
 
Since the last one didn't sink or cause an international incident, Farkers will be allowed into international waters again. JoCo Cruise Crazy 5 is accepting reservations, and booking early gets you a nice discount (as well as dibs on the good rooms)
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(43)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Beware. City institutes fine for cursing in public. 3 Farkers have already been forced to file for bankruptcy
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(44)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens blew its top 34 years ago today. Do any Old Farkers have stories from that day?
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(64)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Memorial Day is coming up fast and it's already grilling time. Do you go fancy or keep it cheap and easy? Help your fellow Farkers gear up for grill season and start off with a bang
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(157)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Spain follows Germany's path on bank account spying. Transactions over 1K€ will be labeled suspicious while 3K€ transfers will get you your own personal spotlight. Stay dilligent, all four of you Spaniard Farkers
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(14)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
University of Copenhagen study indicates married farkers will die early but at least then they'll get some farking peace and quiet
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So who's up for a nice, creamy placenta smoothie?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why Fark in Saudi Arabia wouldn't be such a good idea: Drew would be constantly caned, and half of Farkers would be labeled as terrorists
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(129)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Invite - Farkers/TFers Welcome: Sat. 5.3.14, 9:30 PM, Joxer Daly's, Culver City
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(37)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important travel tips for Farkers going to the Emerald Isle
source: waterfordwhispersnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Farkers rejoice: Your body odor may be sexually arousing to someone other than yourself
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(78)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Some Pie Figher)
 
 
 
Hey, Seattle Farkers We're trying to break the Guinness Book of World Record for most participants in a PIE FIGHT Sunday, May 4, Marymore Park. A Benefit for the Seattle Children's Hospital
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(4)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tornadoes expected from Omaha to Atlanta. Stay safe out there today, Farkers
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(258)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims women are more likely to cheat if their man has a large penis. FARKers immediately understand why they've all been so unlucky in love
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(187)
 

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