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36 headlines found matching 'Farkers'
Tue July 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(io9)
 
 
 
Sixty-three years ago the Melbourne Argus became the first newspaper to print in full color. For our younger Farkers: A "newspaper" is a serial publication containing news printed on relatively inexpensive, low-grade paper
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(19)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Intel, Micron announce first new type of memory since 1989, claiming to be 1000x faster and 10x denser. Finally, something that can keep up with Farkers' porn collections
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(18)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: proof that most Farkers are farking geniuses
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(89)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who is terrified of any large object, thereby making her perfect girlfriend material for 99% of Farkers
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(56)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Researchers pioneer breakthrough therapy that will grant immortality to Farkers
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(6)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What's the optimal speed for exercise? Sorry, Farkers... but it's a positive, non-zero number
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(31)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread fix What are you playing? What would you like to play? Do you need help getting a game to run or do you just want beer swilling Farkers to game with? Pop on in
source: isthereanydeal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Tour de France)
 
 
 
I don't have a bunch of random questions for a live sports thread, but it would be nice to watch a Tour de France stage with some Farkers. Stage Eight, 12Noon ET on NBCSN
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(11)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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(128)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What games are you currently enjoying or looking forward to? Do you play an online game and need more people on your team (and would rather play with other Farkers than unwashed masses)? Come on down
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(192)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Media Life Magazine)
 
 
 
Over 8 percent of cable/satellite TV watchers have cut the cord due to high prices and lack of customer service, as many providers consider offering "skinny packages." Farkers, how skinny are your packages?
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(77)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, D.C. Farkers, but a federal investigation of the Metro has discovered significant flaws, including being "chronically understaffed and chaotic." You'll post here once you're finished choking on smoke
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(44)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread: Tell your fellow Farkers what you're playing, what they should be playing, what you're looking forward to, what game you're stuck on, etc. If there's enough interest this could become a regular thing
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(402)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's not just the ingredients or recipe, it's also the preparation, proper utensils, and the cooking style. Help your fellow Farkers out. Share your tips and tricks for getting the cooking results that take some practice
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(184)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Esquire)
 
 
 
10 criminally ignored beers. Fellow Farkers, it's up to us to rectify this tragic predicament
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you cook with fresh produce from your own garden? Share with your fellow Farkers how you make the most of your green thumb
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(174)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(265)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girder your loans, Farkers. Kung Fury is coming to cable courtesy of the El Rey network and we're going to get all the dinosaur riding, Nazi ass kicking, time travel fun we could ever ask for
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(26)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Farkers, check in & let us know you're okay
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(211)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the world's most popular beer... but never mind, you Farkers wouldn't have heard of it
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hawks are the last undefeated home team in the playoffs... So now that I've pointed that out, let's just pencil in a Duck win, right Hawkey Farkers? The only sure thing is it's the West Final game 3 @ 8:00EDT
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(673)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men who orgasm every day "have lower risk of prostate cancer," which means Farkers are at higher risk of being struck by a meteor while riding a pogo stick on a fishing boat in the Indian Ocean
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Sat May 16, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Grab the goonjuice, hockey farkers. It's time for some day-drinking. The Eastern Conference Finals start today. Rangers meet the Bolts at 1PM on NBC
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(631)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Alright, Hockey Farkers. One game tonight: Crapitals vs Rags, game 7, at MSG. There will be blood on the ice tonight. Puck drops at 7:30 PM EDT
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(1373)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two games that Farkers might care about tip off again. First, what is left of the Cavs return home to break the tie against the Bulls (7pm EDT). Then the Clippers look to lob the Rockets out of the playoffs (9:30pm EDT, TNT both games)
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
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(45)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello, Canada, and hockey farkers in the United States & Newfoundland, we're in Montréal at 7:00ET for the only game tonight & maybe the last time this season as the Lightning get a second crack at eliminating the Canadiens on this Hockey Night
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Fri May 08, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't worry, DC Farkers, you're not being invaded. Those aircraft overhead are just vintage models from WWII celebrating V-E Day with some low-level flyovers
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Wed May 06, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a second screen tonight Hockey Farkers, See if Tampa can stay in the heads of Montreal @7:00ET & if Washington & New York can continue the Ridiculous Goalie & Crazy Goal Show @7:30. You had one job, schedule guy
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(1100)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hey, wake up hockey farkers.... There is a game today. And unlike the other quarterfinal series, this one is all tied up. Rags at Caps, puck drops at 7:30 pm ET. Il est de votre fil des séries éliminatoires de la Coupe Stanley
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(673)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an article which most Farkers can appreciate
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(86)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one game tonight Hockey Farkers, last game of the 1st round, only 1 team gets to play[cheat] on. Kronwall's out for a dirty hit that wasn't called in game 6, so look for the Wings to step up the [cheating], right Coop? [Cheating] begins @7:30ET
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(759)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Before today, you had no idea that the apartment from "Three's Company" was actually a single family home. Or that they shot 3 pilots. And millennial Farkers have no idea how many kittens died in the name of Suzanne Somers
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(217)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Ora.tv)
 
 
 
Mike Rylander of WTFark teams up with Governor Jesse Ventura to talk Ted Cruz-pocrisy. Be careful who you threaten to punch in the face, Farkers (not safe for work language)
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(25)
 

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