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39 headlines found matching 'Farkers'
Tue December 09, 2014
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Let's hear your holiday haikus, FARKers
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Headline: "Don't Hate Justin Bieber, Hate His Father." Farkers: Why not both?
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As Candlestick awaits its razing, any Farkers have any fond and/or horrific memories?
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Thu November 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Addams Family Thanksgiving Play. Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(42)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan Farkers: I have a cancer patient who REALLY wants a Sailor Moon teacup. Your mission, should you choose to accept it
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(6)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well done, Farkers. Americans now drink more craft beers than Budweisers
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(41)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study concludes most Farkers are not alcoholics
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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Wed November 19, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers: The next scheduled politics tab meltdown will be this Friday. You have been warned
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Turns out moderate drinking isn't that beneficial after all, which explains why Farkers don't take any chances with getting their fRDA of liquid refreshment
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is for Farkers
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York Governor Cuomo signs craft beer bill cutting red tape for craft breweries. Article to the left, Farkers mentioning small breweries that you probably have never heard of to the right
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Sat November 08, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
De Beers responds to Farkers claiming to be too uppity to buy rocks at million$ per ounce that are mined by child slaves: We still have China, and your tax breaks will support us for decades where Communists won't
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Working your magic on your classic favorites or trying something new? Share your recipes and help your Farkers have a gluttonous good time
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(132)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man found to have five million porn images, or as Farkers would say, "an amateur"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To calm Ebola fears, Washington Post rolls out handy interactive tool detailing how likely it is you are to die by various means. Most germane for Farkers, "choking on your own vomit" is included
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food thread. Subby made stuffed peppers for dinner tonight and used up a bunch of leftover sausage and rice. What kind of bonus meals do other farkers make when they're trying to clear some space in the fridge?
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Mon October 20, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If any Farkers had a baby today, you can get them started on retirement with a free $500
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Thu October 16, 2014
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
The ESA wants some help naming the landing site for its comet probe. You know what to do Farkers #chulupabatman
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
This weekend is Canadian Thanksgiving, when Canadian Farkers will gather on their chesterfields, drinking a two-four with their Sorels up on the ottoman watching the Roughriders lose to the Rough Riders by a rouge or whatever. Happy Thanksgiving, eh?
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Wed October 08, 2014
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Facebook will make sure Farkers notice they are walking by a pub, bar or liquor store. Like we ever had that problem
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(17)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fellow Farkers - I've released a short, sci-fi novella. It's free today on Kindle and would love some reviews
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(28)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
ALL FARKERS INVITED Friday, 10/3, TRiP Santa Monica (2101 Lincoln Blvd.) @ 8 PM
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Brennan Center for Justice)
 
 
 
Hey college Farkers, you should determine *now* whether you'll vote in your home district or your smelly dorm's district. This link will help you figure out your voting rights
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(Homebrewers Association)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: for those of us that like to imbibe, how many brew their own concoctions? Help your fellow Farkers learn about crafting drinks that fit their own tastes and share some homebrewing tips and your stories to the right
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man invents mobile keg robot, or as FARKers would call it, "Meals on Wheels"
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(10)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Something for you east coast Farkers to chuckle over: The 10 worst things about LA
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(19)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer redesigns their logo, but can't even keep the crayon in the lines. Surely Farkers could have come up with something better
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
DC Farkers: Let's get everyone's favorite penguin scientist drunk before we have to dump him on his flight home. 3:30PM this Friday, 9/19 @ Gordon Biersch on F St
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Realistically, the only thing most Farkers care about in today's Scottish independence vote is how the whisky makers say a yes vote will affect them and their products, and that $7 billion a year industry is feeling pretty good about going it alone
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(18)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not having a college degree is a bigger barrier to employment than ever before, except for all of the Farkers to the right who went into IT at 16 and are earning six figures
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Sat September 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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(68)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
FREE BEER & MUSIC for FARKERS Friday, 9/5, TRiP Santa Monica (2101 Lincoln Blvd.) Beer Tasting @ 6 PM, Music @ 8 PM
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Fri August 29, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
A few situations where you shouldn't take a selfie. I'm sure you Farkers can think of more
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Farkers were prairie dogs
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's turn the tables. If you're helping someone learn how to cook- what are important initial lessons? Do you focus on the ingredients? Knife skills? Cookware/utensils? Help other Farkers guide future cooks as they get their start
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and Farkers wailed, for they could not get a perfect score on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Fri August 22, 2014
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Who's behind the elusive 'Counter 3 . FIVE . VII' restaurant coming to Congress Avenue in Austin, TX? Subby's wife's cousin, that's who. If any Texas farkers wants to try it out, I may be able to get you a discount $$$
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