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40 headlines found matching 'Farkers'
Fri July 11, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A couple of Farkers were cast members in UGA WR Chris Conley's Star Wars fan film - and it's actually pretty good
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(20)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
This dog has more balls than any of you Farkers will ever have
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(34)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
If you don't want to get scammed by a psychic scammer, get a real psychic or fortune teller instead. Why are you Farkers laughing at us?
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(34)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Artist's" messy bed "strewn with cigarette butts, discarded condoms and empty booze bottles" sells for $4.4 million. In related news, Farkers are going to sleep on gold mines
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(127)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Economic Noise)
 
 
 
Nice, slow and europhic is how it begins... then the sudden climax hits, everything is over and you never knew what hit you. Is this the cycle of sex? No, my Farkers, this is the cycle of a dying country
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(198)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's what redheads really look like, FARKers. Your pics of blondes and brunettes who found a dye bottle are a lie. Redheads are actually either quite plain or unfortunate looking. LOOK UPON THE TRUTH AND WEEP
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Every time PETA cranks out a bullshiat claim like milk causes autism, ten thousand farkers order the veal osso buco
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(168)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Aside from knives and cooking vessels, what are some of your 'go to' kitchen utensils? What is notable about them that other Farkers should consider over similar utensils? Does the form matter as much as the function?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(JoCo Cruise Crazy)
 
 
 
Since the last one didn't sink or cause an international incident, Farkers will be allowed into international waters again. JoCo Cruise Crazy 5 is accepting reservations, and booking early gets you a nice discount (as well as dibs on the good rooms)
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(43)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Beware. City institutes fine for cursing in public. 3 Farkers have already been forced to file for bankruptcy
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens blew its top 34 years ago today. Do any Old Farkers have stories from that day?
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Memorial Day is coming up fast and it's already grilling time. Do you go fancy or keep it cheap and easy? Help your fellow Farkers gear up for grill season and start off with a bang
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Spain follows Germany's path on bank account spying. Transactions over 1K€ will be labeled suspicious while 3K€ transfers will get you your own personal spotlight. Stay dilligent, all four of you Spaniard Farkers
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(14)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
University of Copenhagen study indicates married farkers will die early but at least then they'll get some farking peace and quiet
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So who's up for a nice, creamy placenta smoothie?
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why Fark in Saudi Arabia wouldn't be such a good idea: Drew would be constantly caned, and half of Farkers would be labeled as terrorists
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Invite - Farkers/TFers Welcome: Sat. 5.3.14, 9:30 PM, Joxer Daly's, Culver City
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important travel tips for Farkers going to the Emerald Isle
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(48)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Farkers rejoice: Your body odor may be sexually arousing to someone other than yourself
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(78)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Some Pie Figher)
 
 
 
Hey, Seattle Farkers We're trying to break the Guinness Book of World Record for most participants in a PIE FIGHT Sunday, May 4, Marymore Park. A Benefit for the Seattle Children's Hospital
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(4)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tornadoes expected from Omaha to Atlanta. Stay safe out there today, Farkers
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims women are more likely to cheat if their man has a large penis. FARKers immediately understand why they've all been so unlucky in love
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Congress wants to regulate Photoshopping. Farkers with guns and tanks mass at the Maryland border
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Farkers who click on this will likely experience a wet sensation in their groin area
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(70)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta Farkers have lost the most upbeat, lovable traffic reporter known to mankind. RIP Captain Herb Emory
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Currently only available to Totalfarkers
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Category 5 cyclone bearing down on Queensland Australia. Be safe Aussie Farkers
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(35)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Court decides that mocking Bobby Jindal is perfectly okay. Farkers rejoice
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise to Farkers since most observe this daily, but today the rest of the country is celebrating National Beer Day
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(17)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Tree camera captures a "young Yowie", also known as the Australian Bigfoot, creeping around in the woods at night. Sleep tight Australian farkers (w/creepy video)
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to test your knowledge against the sharpest minds in the world. Or lacking that, against your fellow Farkers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Please consult your doctor before trying any new quiz
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(19)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark quickly learning the difficulty of quoting Farkers with unbearably long user names. He's probably posting from El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciúncula
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
...And I brought you farkers donuts. You're welcome
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Sat March 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not that it will ever be a risk for most of you Farkers, but the average wedding bill just hit a record $30,000
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nine-alarm fire in Boston's Back Bay area. Firefighters injured. Stay safe, farkers
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka Farkers keep your doggies safe, unknown person throwing bags filled with rat poison from white van into people's yards - 15 deaths reported
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