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Headlines matching 'Farkers'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Fark) FarkParty Impromptu Fark meetup on Sunday evening for Houston Farkers. DIT when I get around to it, biatches  (fark.com) (23)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)


Sun February 05, 2012
(ESPN) Cool CAN the Giants shock the world again? WILL the Patriots avenge their defeat from four years ago? HOW MANY FARKers will succumb to alcohol poisoning this year? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVI Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST on NBC)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3858)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Dinosaurs that can't hit a chip shot, a note from Epstein's mother, and the crisp, refreshing taste of donkey semen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 1/22 - 1/28  (fark.com) (19)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Fark) Sad I had to decide to stop the doctors from feeding my dad tonight. Want to say if you Farkers have dads-bad or good, call them and say, "Hello,"; it'll be important in the end  (fark.com) (427)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21  (fark.com) (12)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Storm Spotter) Scary Farkers in the eastern Midwest should prepare for a January Tornadopocalypse this evening  (spc.noaa.gov) (97)


Thu January 19, 2012
(NYPost) Misc "Meatpacking hotel 'sex fiend' arrested." Which of you Farkers is writing headlines for the NY Post?  (nypost.com) (35)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Reuters) Spiffy Jaleel White wants to be on Breaking Bad. Can we farkers help Urkel achieve his dream?  (reuters.com) (87)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Daily Mail) Silly Paris Hilton dons brunette wig in bizarre artificial intelligence experiment, raising frightening "sort of want" feelings among Farkers everywhere  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Fark) Survey It's Friday, so we're back on track with the Fark Weird News Quiz. You've never seen so many farkers scoring at once  (fark.com) (51)
(Wired) Amusing Wired's annual vaporware list to the left, confused Farkers not knowing what to talk about now that Duke Nukem Forever isn't vaporware to the left  (wired.com) (43)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver  (nbdpn.org) (26)
(Canoe) Unlikely New study released by the Institute for People That Aren't Farkers (IPTAF) says that raising prices on alcoholic beverages may curb drinking  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The Hill) Obvious Obama tries to gain the favor of Politics-tab Farkers by eating a dinner that includes bacon-wrapped pork loin. This might be the one thing bacon can't do  (thehill.com) (57)


Mon December 26, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME  (nypost.com) (46)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Okay photo-Farkers, if you've gotten a new camera and flash this Christmas/ Diwali/ Kwanzaa/ Hannukah/ Festivus/ Hitler's Birthday, this is a pretty good blog for learning how to use flashes  (strobist.blogspot.com) (41)


Thu December 22, 2011
(YouTube) Video Tim Minchin and Professor Brian Cox team up to sing a modern Christmas carol. That sound you hear is the sound of thousands of farkettes falling in love, and thousands more farkers suddenly doubting their sexuality  (youtube.com) (26)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Headline of the Year contest will be tomorrow at 11AM EST, so mark your calendars. Also a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 12/4 - 12/10  (fark.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Cool Let's Bring 'Em Home is underway again for 2011 and asking the Fark community for any help contributing to help buy plane tickets to fly soldiers home for Christmas. Farkers have stepped up every year since 2005 to help  (lbeh.org) (139)
(Kotaku) Interesting Attention all you unemployed Farkers that have given up looking for work: all that time spent playing video games is about to pay off. Become an online bodyguard  (kotaku.com) (28)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Huffington Post) Strange Rick Santorum has one redeeming quality that farkers can finally agree on: He loves beer  (huffingtonpost.com) (124)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting Researchers discover that rats display empathy, proving that rodents are more human than bankers and Farkers  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CBS NY) Cool Farkers, we are cured  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (186)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Fark's annual Headline of the Year kicked off yesterday and will run for the next two weeks. Some details on that, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/27 - 12/3  (fark.com) (10)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Listen up you fudging Farkers. It's about fudging time you fudging learned how to make some fudging fudge. Just don't ask us to help you pack it, that's what your mom is for  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (50)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing An Irishman discusses his home brew. Farkers can share their own home brew recipes to the right  (youtube.com) (17)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some 99%) News Strap on your helmets, LA Farkers. Occupy LA is getting shut down  (abclocal.go.com) (537)


Mon November 28, 2011
(YouTube) Cool These guys must be Farkers  (youtube.com) (38)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Photoshop More than 600 children, ranging in age from 5 to 12, drew and colored turkeys for a newspaper, which then put them online. Surely, Farkers can do better (Instashop, VE)  (desmoinesregister.com) (13)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog A teaser of the upcoming Headline of the Year contests that will be starting at the beginning of December, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19  (fark.com) (13)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Dozens of Israeli women strip naked in support of nude Egyptian blogger. At last a movement Farkers can get on top of, er, behind (Probably NSFW)  (ynetnews.com) (473)


Thu November 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Hey Farkers, a random Internet chatroom comment led to Sandusky's arrest. So all the time we spend here is useful after all  (content.usatoday.com) (123)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog An update Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/11  (fark.com) (34)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog An update on Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5  (fark.com) (10)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29  (fark.com) (5)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Misc IU's Kinsey institute finds that grandma's sexual satisfaction is not tied to her birth control. Grandma.... sexual... satisfaction. How's your breakfast, Farkers?  (upi.com) (58)


Mon October 31, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Mt. Rushmore has room for one more bust. Conservatives want Reagan, Liberals want Roosevelt, subby really wants Marilyn Monroe's bust, Farkers want... Drew Curtis?  (abcnews.go.com) (327)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Boing Boing) Followup Iraq veteran injured by police at Occupy Oakland still in medically-induced coma. Article with link to donation page to help cover Olsen's medical expenses. He did what he could for the 99% - now it's our turn, Farkers  (boingboing.net) (751)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Geekosystem) Interesting To the left, a cool story about a one-armed guy who had his cellphone implanted in his prosthetic arm. To the right, every gadget that Farkers would want in -their- prosthetic arms  (geekosystem.com) (85)
(Fark) FarkBlog Voting threads for Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22  (fark.com) (12)
(Vimeo) Video To the left: Subby's first attempt at a time lapse. To the right: Farkers probably making Subby cry  (vimeo.com) (69)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Detroit News) Spiffy Michigan restaurant unveils 338 pound burger, enough to feed three Totalfarkers  (detnews.com) (94)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Architecture firm sponsors contest to design a zombie proof house and attracts over 200 vote-able entries. Farkers to skew the voting in 3,2,1  (zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com) (79)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Zombie injuries not life threatening, seamen leaving ferries in Greek ports, and an explanation of Herman Cain's pro-llama agenda: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15  (fark.com) (4)
(Wall Street Journal) Sad Two-thirds of U.S. workers are either overweight, obese or Farkers  (blogs.wsj.com) (168)

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