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498 headlines found matching 'Fark'
Sun January 25, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark headline sponsored by MadLibs™: Fox-whisperer lures blue animal from hotel vending machine room with Doritos
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(23)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Oh fark... back up... back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up back up
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police: Reward offered for info about man who murdered police officer. Citizen: This is the guy who did it. Can I haz reward money? Police: Fark off
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(184)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Not really news: jewelry store robbery. News: $4.6 million necklace stolen. Fark: police are searching for the 12-year-old girl who did it
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(45)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Sunday marks the 100th anniversary of the world's first conference call in 1915, the biggest suck on workplace productivity until Fark.com came along
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(5)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
There are comic book artists. Then there are good comic book artists. Then there are great comic book artists. And then there is Jae Lee, who could probably draw a phone book so farking pretty people would actually start using them again
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(102)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh, look, a list of states that require teachers to teach that homosexuality is illegal and an "abomination to nature." Let me guess: Saudi Arabia, Nigeria, Russia...wait, Alabama? Alaska? Mississippi? What the fark, Illinois is on here too?
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(46)
 
(ConservativeRead)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested for . . . Wait, what the fark?
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(159)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The numbers are now in, and the TSA seized 2212 firearms at U.S. airports last year. FARK: Most were loaded
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(262)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parenting advice from "America's worst mom": Calm the fark down. Seriously, land that farking helicopter once and for all and go make yourself a martini like your mom did
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists may have figured out what actuallly causes addiction, something which Farkers have known all along
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party: Brunch, because why not? Sat., Jan. 24 1:00 PM
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(70)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thought you'd get through a full week without having to take the Fark Weird News Quiz? Oh, how wrong you were
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark runners: What was the most memorable place you've ever run, even when something wasn't chasing you?
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(19)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stanford grad gets $2.1 million to design an elite Tinder-app that will help you connect with more educated, classier people looking to fark someone who isn't too far
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(110)
 
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You have chocolate. You eat chocolate. You drink chocolate. Do you pair it other food to enjoy the combination or is it best eaten as is?
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Commander of the U.S. Naval base at Gitmo has been relieved of command "due to loss of confidence in his ability to command," which is Navy-speak, apparently for "Husband of the woman he was farking found dead under questionable circumstances"
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(77)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 507: "Weather III: Stormy Weather" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(63)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 21 March, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(40)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cubans, Isis, Taxes, and Community College will be the downfall of the U.S. and your sobriety in the official Fark SOTU discussion and drinking game thread
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(1841)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The GOP is aware that their budget cuts to the IRS will result in long wait times on the help line, and they don't give a fark
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(116)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Just what the Farking Fark is Drew up to?
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(96)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: "Shots fired at benefit event for local shooting victim"
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A hard day's knight, queefer madness, and Snoop Dogg's grandson already growing like a weed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/11 - 1/17
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(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Saturday comes, we talk EPL. Highlight of the round is Man City vs. Arsenal. Also not to be missed: the return of Jermaine Defoe, a relegation six pointer at Burnley, and farkers complaining they forgot to put their picks in
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(405)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New drug weans alcoholics off booze while still allowing them to get drunk, approve Fark links
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(28)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pencils down, close books, finish bourbon, and remove pants: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Porn star Lexington Steele says his years of Wall Street training helped with his porn career, taught him how best to fark people
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
1. Ask social media for #FiveWordsToRuinADate. 2. Pull up a chair. 3. Laugh your ass off. Apparently the funniest people in the world are not all on FARK
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(144)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Nine ways to win an argument about the economy because when you drop these babies in conversation no one else will know what the fark you're talking about
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(25)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are family favorites in your household that the kids won't turn their noses up at? Help keep all 3 of the children Farkers have managed to produce contented with recipes for good kid-approved meals
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(162)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
White Republican posts white supremacist article on his website, but says it's all good because he got it from a black guy. Fark: That black guy is Allen West
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(136)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy plotting to blow up Congress was a momma's boy who lived in his parents' basement and considered his cat to be his best friend. No, I don't know what his Fark handle is yet
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(103)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Robot Chicken animator mods Nintendo Power Glove to craft video of Bill Gates in hot tub with Shigeru Miyomoto. (Man. Subby loves writing Fark headlines.)
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(25)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's a slow day at our shady car dealership, let's order pizza and purposefully screw over/fark with the delivery guy. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(502)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 506: "Anything Goes" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(80)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds working too much can lead to drinking too much. In related news, Farking too much can lead to working too little, which can also lead to drinking too much
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(12)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's Approval rating has jumped 5 points in the last month as apparently being in a position to not have to give a fark has freed him up enough to do the things people were hoping he'd do all along
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(188)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks that Fark earned a gold medal with this headline: One if by land. Two if by sea. Five if chosen by the USOC"
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(3)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
SuperFarker Wookiemonster finally upgrades his bio from "wannabe filmmaker" to "actual filmmaker" with the short comedy "Doc in the Box" starring Gary Grubbs
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(9)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Fark in 2002: Thief unable to steal car, because it was a stickshift. Today: Two men unable to steal car, didn't know how to start a push-button engine
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(76)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Here's what happened while you were blackout drunk last week
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Central Command twitter account hijacked by IS. I'd feel scared, but I'm not sure why the US Central Command has a farking twitter account
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to clinch the NLDS this year, after-market stick shifts outlawed in Russia, and Calvin Klein enlarges a giant dick: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/4 - 1/10
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(5)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Tranquil Balance)
 
 
 
Farker just opened a massage and wellness clinic. If you're in the COS area, book online and mention Farkus for a discount
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(21)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Why do I get the feeling that Northern Chinese women would be Farkers?
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing with a group of election campaigners while wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt. Fark politics tab evacuated
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark did not blow a potential game-changing call
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(1)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(The Buterverse)
 
Audio
 
The Buterverse.com has Drew Curtis as its special guest on Episode o23 of their podcast, and he discusses the internet, journalism and FARK
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(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: War on terror gets major new ally in Anonymous. Fark: Which threatens to shutter jihadists' social media accounts
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(91)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Fark: Season 8 of Doctor Who was the worse season ever. BBC America: We don't read Fark
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(148)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The work week is over, but you're not going anywhere until you finish the Fark Weird News Quiz. Also, take care of those TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?
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(23)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: Washington state weed growers grow more pot than people can buy. Fark: Ten times more
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(113)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Some people do horrible things for your money. Theft. Extortion. Reality television. Hosting WTFark videos. And whatever the hell these things are (some content not safe for work)
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(6)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Another major holiday season draws to a close. What was on your table? Difficulty: other than all the liquor, you lushes
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(113)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here at Fark.com, we don't tell you not to do dumb things, we just amass huge amounts of information about what's likely to happen if you do. Today's topic: how not to shoot fireworks out of your ass
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farker mr_larry trades $150 worth of gold for a $27 bottle of champagne. All is good in the world
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(84)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 505: "Teh Funnay III" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(62)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farkette fiammetta73 has published her first novel, now available on Amazon. It's a good, cheap, Not safe for work read, and if she sells 10,000 copies within 2 weeks, she saves her house. Come on, guys, help a farker out
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(77)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
The Best of WTFark 2014: Yes, we know, it's 4 minutes of blank screen. Shut up
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ex-CEO and bond king Bill Gross says 2015 is going to be a farked up year, y'all. BUY SEEDS NOW
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd it's time for another Fark pro-tip: Don't put 6.5 inch eels in your mouth, otherwise they do not-so-fun shiat
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(54)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Farrah Abraham's implants look awful. Fark: Her lip implants
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(82)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Boehner's re-election as speaker looks secure, as dissenters from the Endless Stream Of Fark Politics Tab Material Caucus number a couple dozen at most
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(188)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
The American Shopping Mall Regime is under economic attack as retail is going to hell in a hand basket. Fark Bonus: Dead mall pictures
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(69)
 
(Ace Weekly)
 
 
 
Ace Weekly (Lexington, KY) asks Fark's Drew Curtis what his secret is to stay fit in the New Year, and how he burns off excess calories
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(2)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Cyclist has bike stolen. Fark: from police station lobby when he was reporting a stolen iPhone
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: No ads, in my TotalFark? It's more likely than you think
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(136)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contests
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(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two more jets go missing, man eating tiger gets prison time, and a rare forest of coral discovered. A FOREST, CORAL. Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/28 - 1/3
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
After years of nagging by colleagues and friends, DC-area Farker is ready to finally get off his lazy ass and take up some hobbies (preferably not involving a ton of physical activity due to personal mobility issues). Any suggestions?
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(44)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott has died at 49. Fark cancer
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(223)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen of Fark, I present to you the Sinkolet: A sink and a toilet fused into one magnificent piece of bathroom furniture
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Edward Brooke, the first African-American elected to the Senate by popular vote, dies at 95. Fark: He was a Republican
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(60)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says FARK has the top seeded NCAA headline of the week (2nd section)
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(1)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Not news: Man drives for two hours through Brazil's jungle on his motorcycle. Still not news: With a 12-inch knife. Fark: Stuck in his head
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(12)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, here's the first Fark Weird News Quiz of 2015. Just as difficult as the ones from 2014, but shinier
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(17)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
The 10 WTFarkiest headlines of 2014 (not safe for work-ish)
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(6)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-Ready headline: "Man faces assault charges in Ho Hum Motel incident." Subby always stays at the Meh-Hotel, where they always leave the ice machine unlocked
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(10)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Finally: Apple caught copying Google. Fark: They're being sued for it because they didn't screw the public nearly as much as Google
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Farker gets a threesome vid produced by a mod. Yeah it's kinda like what you think
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(18)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 504: "Potent Potables 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(37)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast just upped their cable modem rental fee from $8 to $10 per month because fark you, that's why
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(75)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
I've used LinkedIn to connect all your Fark accounts to your place of employment. If you're not interested, click here to disable-- Drew
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(1960)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comcast: Sorry, that 12-month promotion you signed up for never existed, and we're raising your rate after 3 months. What's that, you have a recording of the original sales pitch? Fark you anyway
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(278)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pubs and bars go the way of Dodo bird and compact discs. Coming up next: Fark party on Skype. Squirrel mask not mandatory
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(113)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Context headlines
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and Wordplay headlines
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He was Hitler's favorite commando. He rescued Mussolini from a mountain fortress and farked Eva Peron. He was, "the most dangerous man in Europe"-until he became a quiet Irish farmer
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(100)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" Oh fark you, Politico. I haven't even seen the movie and I have the song stuck in my head. Politico: "♪♫♩ Let it gooooooo ♪♫♩" *Beats Politico headline writers*
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Sports headlines
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Geek headlines
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Politics headlines
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Business headlines
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(25)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
I remember the year the music died; 2014 version. BONUS: Not a slideshow. DOUBLE FARKING BONUS: Songs from those who passed included
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(36)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight smart things super-productive people do every morning. Spending two hours on Fark inexplicably not among them
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get ready to pay 80 cents a mile to park on I-95 north this morning, D.C. farkers
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(108)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Thug Life)
 
 
 
Not news: car accident with injuries while out driving drunk with your mistress on a Sunday morning. News: While fleeing the scene, you wreck again and try to resist arrest. Fark: you're the Sheriff
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because people farking love honey
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(40)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Sure, for most traditional fantasy leagues the season is over. But for those of you who play weekly, specialty or other such leagues, it's your final chance to pick the brains of Fark's Fantasy Football Experts™. Until next season, of course
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(30)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
All of Fark's two-armed guitarists are not going to feel embiggened after seeing a one-armed dude totally crush Voodoo Chile
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It is next to impossible to actually find a jury of one's peers. Could you imagine a jury made up entirely of Farkers?
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(148)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
As 2014 comes to a close, relax and enjoy the funniest piece of writing that isn't Fark's Headline Of The Year contest. It's Dave Barry's Year In Review
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(46)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Coral Springs Talk)
 
 
 
Normally, it's a pass on a male model who claims to have found the best public restroom in Fark's favorite state, but this guy may be right
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(35)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten things not to buy in 2015. TotalFark still highly recommended
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(193)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Boxing Day episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(16)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Article on how to start your own micronation. In related news: All hail Drew Curtis, King of Farkistan, Lord Protector of the Big Nuts Squirrel, Sovereign of the island of overused memes
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(33)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thank you Fark. DIT
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(148)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tallahassee Police to ESPN: Go Fark yourselves
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(65)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 503: "Seasons' Greetings 8" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(27)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is don't pretend to be the best friend of someone who just got shot... and never fark with Anonymous
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(115)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I've had with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Christmas Eve, Fark. It's time once again to enjoy the greatest Christmas song of all time, The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's beloved ode to holidays and love lost, Fairytale of New York
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(28)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Star of television's The Voice does a Doctor Who inspired song. Fark: It doesn't suck
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless man given $100 heads directly for the liquor store. FARK: It doesn't end like you're thinking
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The contract Darryl Strawberry signed with the Mets in 1985 is about to be auctioned. Fark: It still has $1.28 million left on it
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(14)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey has new Christmas tree controlled by Twitter. #whogivesafark
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(13)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The White Elephant of the Internet
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig to get $6 million per year in retirement, because fark you, that's why
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(38)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Football player gets penalized for taunting. FARK: This player was taunting his own teammate
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow clap for gonorrhea rate decline, Christina Hendricks' boobies-Mad Men show, and Canadian physicists Drs. Terrance and Phillip discuss methane on Mars: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/14 - 12/20
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(9)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
News: Cam Newton rips Carolina fans as "classless" for cheering on another player's injury. Fark: Johnny Manziel's injury
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(28)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: Pennsylvania arrests a dangerous dealer and plans on destroying his $160,000 stash. Fark: a man who offered to sell a few bottles of wine from his private expensive collection, without a liquor license in an 8-month sting operation
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(127)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
This is the week many leagues crown their champion, and as usual for this time of year, injuries are a major concern. Will your star sit or start? Who do you use as a back-up? Insight to the left, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(49)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Christmas edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(151)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Fark Foodie Question: Chicken-fried steak with cream gravy: abomination unto the Lord or the essence of all that is good and true?
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(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Golfer hits hole in one. News: He recorded his first hole in one 75 years ago. Fark: This one came at age 103
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(7)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Discussion Thread night in Farkistan. First puck drops in Los Angeles @1pm local (4ET) last one in San Jose @7:30 local (10:30ET) Also featuring 10 other games not in California... Come cheer for your team
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(115)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
First came "Don't Jerk and Drive" now "Party Santa." OK, which Farker is working for the South Dakota Department of Public Safety?
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(29)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
English Bulldog jumps on his new bed, because fark you, that's why
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(10)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you doing, Fark? We have just about survived another year. Some have gained a job, some have lost them. Some have gained children, some have lost loved ones. It's early in the year for it, but fark it. Let's share our victories and loses
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(38)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Twas the Friday before Christmas, and all through the Fark, not a creature was getting 1000 on the Fark Weird News Quiz, which they took on a lark
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(18)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The news: Cleveland police officer fired after losing gun and badge in bar fight. The Fark: Police union gets him reinstated by citing way worse things others on the force have done
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just when you thought there would be no more Middle Earth, Orlando Bloom promises elven spin-off movie. Fark: With Tantric Sex
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman takes out restraining order against a man. News: Judge lifts the order: FARK: So they can get married
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there are people out there who are trying to actually *avoid* drinking too much during the holidays. Not sure why this is being posted on Fark, though...not really the target audience
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Sen'Derrick Marks sacks the quarterback to seal the victory for his team. FARK: His sack total is now at 8.5 and it earned him a $600,000 bonus
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(9)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: "I destroyed liberal arguments with my superior logic." Well, there it is. The stupidest Farking thing I'll read all day
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(216)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August
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(53)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From chops to the belly to even a whole pig roast among the many options, pork has been a staple in many homes. What ways do you like to prepare it for your friends and family? Do you just make the whole pack of bacon for yourself?
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(131)
 
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Here's yet another best-of-year video game story. What have you been playing when you weren't on Fark?
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(21)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The military develops a lethal underwater drone that looks like a man-eating shark. Just when you thought drones couldn't get any scarier, you were farking wrong
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(27)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 502: "Mmm Bokeh 3: You Want Bokeh? You Can't Handle the Bokeh" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(89)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FARC rebels call conditional unilateral ceasefire for as long as their supply of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout holds out
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(17)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Eater)
 
 
 
And from the It's about Farking Time Department, owners of phony service dogs are facing jailtime and fines
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(124)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February
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(64)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police chief arrested for driving patrol car while drunk. Fark: It's his third DUI and second while driving a cop car
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: In which Drew Curtis explains WTFark WTFark is
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(100)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cam Newton drive ends in turnover, the Origin of Feces, and the EPA to regulate eagle tears: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/7 - 12/13
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(7)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Can you as a Farker get through the twelve pubs of Christmas?
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(25)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
How's your fantasy team doing? Are you in the playoffs? Are you still in the winners bracket? Are you saying you still have a chance? Insights to the left, last-minute advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(82)
 
(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
Study finds that 25% of Wisconsonites are binge drinkers, a rate second only to North Dakota. Experts cite a myriad of complex sociological reasons for this, most predominately, what is known as the "what the fark else is there to do here?" Factor
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(75)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Star Trek/Bundesliga mashup. What ya got here, ya see, is a rare hybrid fusion of the Fark "Sports" and "Geek" tabs. Only happens once a generation or so
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(15)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Minnesota county rejects atheist group's application to perform civil marriage ceremonies. Fark: Accepts Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Church of the Latter Day Dude
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(90)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Needs a hobby. Difficulty: No work shop space or garage. Suggestions?
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(368)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy may not necessarily owe tax money to Philadelphia, but he can't challenge it in court. Fark: City officials admit they routinely send out completely fabricated tax bills
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(33)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The big question for today's Army-Navy game: why the fark is the Navy mascot a goat instead of a ferocious sea creature such as a shark or the kraken? The answer actually makes sense
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(87)
 
(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
WI Assembly Speaker's heart grows three sizes and he now believes in helping reformed inmates find employment. Fark: Because he realized he could use prison labor in his factory and give 40 percent of their wages to one of his cronies
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(47)
 
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool: Dad helps you spruce up your new apartment. Holy fark: Dad helps you spruce up your 80-year-old abandoned grocery store with period-accurate everything, top to bottom
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(54)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Again, you ran out of your house for Christmas supplies and still forgot to grab the one thing you really needed: correct answers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(23)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Blackhawks are an unstoppable force right now. Will Chara's return make the Bruins an unmovable object? We'll find out. 9 games tonight plus the Original 6 match-up custom made for Fark hockey threads. Puck drop at 7 PM ET... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(66)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What kinds of breaded foods do you like to make? How much do your breading recipes vary depending on the meal? This ain't a ShakeNBake thread.. Show us the good stuff
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(103)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's the place you want to clicky clicky for your clicky conservative clicky-bait.. you liberal clickers will *clicky clicky*? Yes, the derp will flow (subby can't believe he just used the word "derp"... farking libbys)
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(79)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 501: "Goin' to the Dogs" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(96)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Indonesian man is almost-perfect double for Barack Obama, says he'd like to move to the U.S. just to freak Republicans the fark out (pics)
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(60)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The hater's guide to the 2014 Williams-Sonoma catalog. "$40 croissants? I have to fry them myself? FARK YOU, WILLIAMS-SONOMA"
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(142)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fannie and Freddie begin once again offering risky loans. Fark Bonus: This time riskier than evar - buy now while supplies last
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(40)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: High School football team loses a playoff game after a bad call. News: They sue to overturn the call and have the game replayed. Fark: Judge grants an injunction to postpone the next game until he can rule on the case
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How will Mr. Mayhem off Jax? With Gemma gone, will Nero get burned? Is Chibs doomed to crack? Will ebony and ivory live in harmony? And what about that bastard, Rat? It's your Sons of Anarchy series finale thread. Live to Fark, Fark to Live
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(124)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Let's hear your holiday haikus, FARKers
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(55)
 
(LBEH)
 
 
 
This holiday season Fark encourages you to help fund the invasion of America - Let's Bring Em Home
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(7)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #16: The gift that keeps on giving
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(124)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Three bears find an accident that's just right, living in fear of the Dipping Dots mafia, and why your mom beats you in video games: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/30 - 12/6
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(2)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There was a plan for the British Parliament houses to share a catering department to save taxpayer money, but it failed. Fark: Because the House of Lords did not want to tolerate an inferior vintage of champagne
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is looking for a good audiobook for a 14 hour drive over the holiday. Genre doesn't matter so much, but nothing non-fiction. Any recommendations?
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(268)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For many fantasy leagues, the playoffs kicked off the week. Are you positioned for a run at the title, or do you need some assistance from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™? This week's breakdowns to the left, opinion and advice to the right
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(64)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(308)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Six-year-old Utah girl who will probably be celebrating her last Christmas says all she wants is for people to send her Christmas cards. Come on Fark, Let's give this girl the best Christmas ever
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(11)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good: Team blocks game winning field goal attempt. Bad: As team celebrates "winning the game," opposing team realizes the ball was still live. Fark: Scores a game winning TD to go to the State Finals
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(20)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sens @ Pens and Blues @ Isles kick off your Saturday hockey at 1 PM ET. Then it's Flyers @ Kings at 4 ET. The puck then drops nine times this evening. Nine times. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Farker. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
News: Man robs a shop owner. Fark: By hypnotizing the shop owner into a trance and then going through his pockets to look for money
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(18)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Headline: "Don't Hate Justin Bieber, Hate His Father." Farkers: Why not both?
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: Reports say the White House is contemplating imposing sanctions on a Middle Eastern country until they improve their human rights record and stop ignoring UN resolutions. Holy Screaming FARK: Israel
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(257)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pants down, bottoms up: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sponsored this week by Hair of the Dog hangover medicine
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's "Why the FARK is this news?" is that a breakfast between Kobe Bryant and Rajon Rondo is simply just a social gathering
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One of Britain's oldest laws from 1267 to be repealed, still illegal to fark a swan on St. Swithins Day
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tim McGraw admits he's a football junkie. In fact, he even went out and married the hot chick in the fark me boots who used to sing the Sunday Night Football theme song, because FOOTBALL
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(39)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: spending the rest of your life in prison. Oh, fark this: for swearing
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(112)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From hot cocoa to mulled cider to hot toddies, the chill will soon settle in for many a Farker. Help us all stay cozy with your warm drink recipes
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(118)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Because Fark.com likes maps, here's a 10-foot-long eclipse map for Aug. 21, 2017, which will be the day of the "Great American Eclipse," the first total eclipse visible in the continental U.S. since 1979 and the first to cross both coasts since 1918
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(85)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is gang slang evolving into a separate language entirely? And can you speak it, motherfarker?
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide to how the UK tabloids write short, killer headlines and it happens to be a pretty good guide to writing taglines for Fark.com, if that's your thing
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(4)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM to restore 1 millionth Corvette damaged in sinkhole. HOW BIG WAS THAT FARKING SINKHOLE?
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study shows older men have lower quality sperm, many of which have to stop for a nap on the way to the egg, or just say "fark it" and go see a game instead
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the 12 gadgets nearly every amateur cook has bought and then tucked away in the back of a drawer after using it once. Fark chefs, add your own
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As Candlestick awaits its razing, any Farkers have any fond and/or horrific memories?
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(64)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state agrees that Satanists must have equal representation in the capitol
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(49)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 500: "5 for 500" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(154)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T wants to know why town is building 1Gbps network when they already offer 6Mbps DSL service. FARK: Not from The Onion
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still wondering what to get that special someone? How about some art? Check out this farker's art website
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Goodell administration accused of an abuse of power to cover up an historic incompetence and complete lack of leadership. News: NFL player has the evidence on tape. Fark: Goodell alone makes over $120,000 every day
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Vagina kayak artist arrested in Japan
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party just in time for the holidays Dec 3rd 7:30PM
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(79)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Twitter attempts to follow the new ground broken by Fark, adopts a new harassment policy
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(82)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Five reasons our universe may be someone else's virtual reality. Fark needs a 'Trippy' tag
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(51)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #15: Where the deer and the antelope play World of Warcraft
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mama June added to no-fly list, dwarf twins for Christmas, and a victory for the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/23 - 11/29
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(6)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal gains 15 pounds for upcoming film. Fark: Since he's playing a boxer, that 15 pounds is pure muscle. w/pic
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(53)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Three games already in the books, and the playoffs looming, last minute roster adjustments could make or break your seedings. Get all the answers to your questions with the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™
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(25)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour from beautiful downtown Juneau, Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(229)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like the Pope is coming to NYC next September, and the New York Times is looking for ideas on what he should do in the city besides come to a Fark party?
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(55)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana road sign urges drivers to Slow the Fark Down
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(76)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK Party - New Orleans
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(60)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri police have obviously learned their lesson regarding use of... oh, fark. They did what now?
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(248)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz: Black Friday edition
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(20)
 
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Police officer is fired before seeing any action for being afraid of heights, drugs, loud noises, being too skittish, and showing too much resistance. Fark: police dog
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: A man at a hockey game goes in to cardiac arrest. Fark: And the goalie who happens to be a paramedic when not playing hockey rises to the occasion by helping to save the man by performing CPR until the paramedics got there
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(28)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: South African ventriloquist beats gagging order
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Addams Family Thanksgiving Play. Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(42)
 
(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
News: Oklahoma school district cancels Bible course. Fark: Created by the president of Hobby Lobby. Ultrafark: After Hobby Lobby refuses to provide legal support. WTFark: And refused to allow the curriculum to be reviewed by the school district
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(286)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 499: "Wat?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(69)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Guy tries to rob and rape another guy at ATM. Fark: His actual name is Phuc X. Kieu
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(62)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Farking magnetic helmets, how do they work?
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(13)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(12)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Because you care: Mickey Rourke loses 15kg in preparation for his upcoming boxing match. Fark Bonus: A pic that'll ruin your day
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan Farkers: I have a cancer patient who REALLY wants a Sailor Moon teacup. Your mission, should you choose to accept it
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(6)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #14: The Farksgiving Edition
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(90)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well done, Farkers. Americans now drink more craft beers than Budweisers
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fairway plane gets home in one, an abscessive compulsive dentist, and Toyota unveils the Hindenberg: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/16 - 11/22
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(2)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
RIP old school farker HarryCanyon...we'll miss you
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(131)
 
(Smells like fish)
 
 
 
New England fisherman try to rebrand the dogfish, now known as rock salmon in the UK and saumonette in France. Come on Fark, we can do better than that
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(95)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Getting primed for the playoffs? To the left, some booms and busts in Weeks 14-16. To the right, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ with the latest advice to get you ready for football supremacy
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(81)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear officer: At stop light, I saw driver behind me drinking straight from bottle of Crown Royal. Should I have followed him or called 911? Should I have recorded his license plate for later? And what's his Fark handle?
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(166)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken says that doing Peter Pan live is the "most intimidating" moment of his career. If only there were a Fark tag for him
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(55)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Funeral Home says "fark it," cuts off transgender woman's hair, dresses her and presents her as a man in an open casket
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(205)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not News: Kentucky Wildcats basketball coach John Calipari wishes his daughter a happy birthday. FARK: It was not her birthday
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: The IRS is going after another overseas tax dodging U.S. citizen. FARK: It's the Mayor of London
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(115)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(149)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists declare the world's largest earwig extinct, and zero farks were given
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(33)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nairobi police have had it with these motherfarkin giraffes on the motherfarkin plane
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(12)
 
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
John Culberson (R-TX) and Bill Nye the Science Guy gang up to say "Fark you, Dave Bowman. We are going"
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(29)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Iggy Azalea calls Eminem an old man. Question: what the fark is an Iggy Azalea?
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(166)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(160)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study concludes most Farkers are not alcoholics
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(40)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Feminist' condom design beats stiff competition
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(85)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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(134)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Janice Dickinson says her publisher redacted parts of her book for fear of retaliation from Cosby. Fark: To Howard Stern. When the book was first published
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(278)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Happy Beaujolais Nouveau Day, Fark wine snobs. For everyone else, here's everything you need to know about it
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish women's group campaigning to have a word for female masturbation officially recognized - and are inviting people to make suggestions for what it should be. Fark has been summoned, folks. Let's solve this one
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(69)
 
(Big News Network)
 
 
 
China has just become the largest beer-drinking country on earth, ahead of the Czech Republic, Germany and possibly Fark, if it were a nation-state
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(17)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby performance still on for Friday night in Fark's favorite state. That should go well
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(60)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 498: "Just a Geek". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(27)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If the words "Holy Fark" don't escape your lips in the first 35 seconds of this video, you may be dead
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(70)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 things you (probably) didn't know about Full Metal Jacket but then you probably don't know anything you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Lake effect snowstorm blankets Lancaster, NY a town 6 miles north of Buffalo with snow. Holy hopping FARK: FIVE FEET of snow to be exact, and it is still snowing. What the Fark?: Meanwhile Buffalo airport has only gotten 3.9 INCHES
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(148)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: The perfect Fark tattoo design
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female Russian sports fan has 'scariest voice in the world' according to locals who've apparently never tried to cut off drinks at a bar during a Fark party
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(44)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Calling on the Power of Fark: Let's make Christmas awesome for kids and families in need. DIT
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(64)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers: The next scheduled politics tab meltdown will be this Friday. You have been warned
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(130)
 
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods gets pissed off at a satirical article in Golf Digest. Geez, wait till he reads the Fark comments
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(34)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why airlines can charge sky-high fuel fees even though oil prices are low. Because fark you, that's why
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(24)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
If that terrorist group can mint their own currency, why can't Fark? Photoshop some Fark legal tender. LGT GIS "funny money"
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(25)
 
(Audible.com)
 
 
 
You Might Remember Phil Hartman from SNL and NewsRadio, and you might want to listen to the audio version of his biography, narrated by a Farker who was very honored to have been selected to read it
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(5)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So what did people do in their parents' basements before Fark? Build darkrooms that look like space ships, apparently
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Stanford beats UCONN in women's basketball. FARK: The 47-game winning streak for the Huskies was snapped
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(20)
 
(Star Wars Underworld)
 
 
 
Motherfarkin' Mace Windu movie may be in the works. Motherfarker
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(105)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why we de-ice aircraft before takeoff. Short answer: SO THEY DON'T farkING CRASH
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #13: Don't Play The Politics Tab Drinking Game
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(34)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Turns out moderate drinking isn't that beneficial after all, which explains why Farkers don't take any chances with getting their fRDA of liquid refreshment
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Why seals have sex with penguins
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(103)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose the upcoming Trainspotting sequel
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A letter from summer camp Al-Fatwa, Leonardo DiCaprio celebrates his birthday like the rest of us, and new Yemen government hopes to make it to Wednesday: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/9 - 11/15
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(0)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen on a soccer tournament trip gets shot in his hotel room. Fark: From a gun in the next room over
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(248)
 
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
News: Locals petition authorities to preserve decaying former World War II POW camp. FARK: 45 miles east of Toronto
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(37)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
[She] posted on average 59 times a day on the site in 60 days, making her the No. 1 poster in that period. She posted only during work hours - as is the trend of the top 25 posters on the site - and never on weekends. Difficulty: Not Fark related
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(149)
 
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Not news: Bus breaks down. News: On a zoo safari. Fark: Lions
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(17)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is for Farkers
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(29)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Unlicensed, sixteen year old girl cited for driving wrong way on I-93 and I-293. FARK: At speeds reaching 118 MPH
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(75)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Week 11 is a make-or-break week for many fantasy leagues, as the bubble teams battle to position themselves for the playoffs. Is your team on the bubble? Do you need some help? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ are here for you
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(65)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Leonid meteor shower expected to peak on Monday night. If it's clear, go out and have a look. Fark will still be here when you get back
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(28)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
News: College player breaks rushing record with 408 yards. Fark: By the end of the 3rd quarter
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(21)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(322)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(WWdN)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Warning signs you'd like to see in real life. Link goes to a classic Fark example
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(44)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality fight is a real life version of Atlas Shrugged says a guy who made it rich off of internet, aka, someone who actually has a farking clue what it is
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(189)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Justin Bieber is a sugar baby. Fark: To his father
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(15)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York Governor Cuomo signs craft beer bill cutting red tape for craft breweries. Article to the left, Farkers mentioning small breweries that you probably have never heard of to the right
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(20)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to another Friday edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sponsored this week by the clean, crisp taste of bathtub gin
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why waking up in a morgue is not as unusual as you might think." This is not a Fark party thread. Necessarily
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(4)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So do any of you out there in FARKland have any weird Thanksgiving traditions?
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker works for a major food bank covering 23 counties, would like you to break out your wallet. (DIT)
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
WeHoe Fark Party ~ Friday, November 14, 8pm PT, Hamburger Mary's
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're going to see Bret Michaels perform this weekend in Fark's favorite state, know that it should be a good show... and there's a good chance he will die on stage
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(33)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Okay, pheasants. Chicken and turkey are popular but let's not neglect other tasty options. This week we take a gander at some recipes and suggestions for cooking other delicious fowl this fall. And you. Yeah, you. Duck you, wiseguy
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(112)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese animators tackle the Oregon-Utah premature touchdownulation
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's now big trouble in little Philae as the comet probe seemingly has landed on its side. Fark bonus: In a cave and has only 20 to 30 hours of stored power
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(299)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: "Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit"
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(10)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 497: "And Not a Drop to Drink". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(92)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #12: Veterans Day in Farkistan
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(15)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Split Infinity Radio)
 
Audio
 
Starting at 8 PM Pacific, tune in to SHOUTCast station SI Radio for two hours of remix-heavy energetic music from TFarker Cyclometh
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(28)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
A Farker has a few thoughts about Veteran's Day
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Creating autistic monkeys, the son also rises, and a playdate with cancer: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/2 - 11/8
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(0)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
Because of injuries and a player suspended for domestic violence, LA Kings fielded only five defensemen Saturday because they were $160 short in salary cap space. FARK: Still beat the Canucks 5-1 and allowed only 18 shots
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(14)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the beginning of the stretch run with just four weeks left to make an impact or fall flat in the standings. Are you positioned to make a run? Let the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ help you to the top
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(57)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker. Come celebrate with us
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(298)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Top athlete in his sport fails doping test. Fark: His sport is badminton
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Arab sheikh reportedly willing to pay $1 million for presidential car. Fark: Specifically, Uruguay's president's 1987 Volkswagen beetle
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(13)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
De Beers responds to Farkers claiming to be too uppity to buy rocks at million$ per ounce that are mined by child slaves: We still have China, and your tax breaks will support us for decades where Communists won't
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists achieve brain-to-brain communication across the internet. Fark: To play video games
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(31)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Fark Weird News Quiz, with 21% less nutritional value than the BBC News Quiz, but nearly double the ABV
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(21)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Holy fark. Airline manages tricky high winds landing at O'Hare. With video
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(165)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Meet-Up TONIGHT - Santa Monica (TRiP, 2101 Lincoln) - Beer Tasting & Live Music
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(6)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Photoshop contest: Fark's Facebook and Twitter pages need new cover/header images with the updated dimensions for both. Rules in thread
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your MONTHLY L.A. FARKER MEET-UP happens FRIDAY, NOV. 7th @ TRiP SANTA MONICA, ~8:00-ish
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(11)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
News: Woman is forced into a car and abducted. Good news: She's found alive soon afterward. Fark: Because her kidnapper forgot he had a GPS tracking device in his car. "We called the dealership and within five minutes they had the location"
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
West L.A. monthly Farker meet-up this Friday, 11/7, in Santa Monica - now with 100% more BEER TASTING added
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(4)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jet fuel prices are falling precipitously, just in time for holiday travelers to pay top-dollar for airfare, because fark you, that's why
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(78)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Working your magic on your classic favorites or trying something new? Share your recipes and help your Farkers have a gluttonous good time
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(132)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Intrepid reporter interviews 40 people to find out why they spend so much time reading Fark instead of working
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News gives a hat tip to FARK for giving them the news of an unplanned pregnancy test
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(3)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Not News: Man finds rare vintage 6" high-pressure gate valve. FARK: ON MARS
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(66)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While all eyes were on the high profile national races, the voters in AL voted to ban Sharia law, ME considered a ban on bear-baiting and AZ voters passed a "why the fark not?" law allowing terminally ill patients to use non-FDA approved drugs
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(70)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
New website, ShiatExpress.com, lets you anonymously mail shiat to someone's doorstep. WTFark suggests Michele Bachmann's office; Fark suggests WTFark's office
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(21)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida voters reject medical marijuana because fark people with chronic pain, glaucoma, epileptic seizures, Dravet's Syndrome, anxiety, cancer, multiple sclerosis, lupus, inflammatory bowel diseases, Parkinson's disease, arthritis
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(103)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Not News: Teacher takes eleven students on a field trip. Fark: In her Honda Accord
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(67)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic fundraiser furious about Mark Udall's (D-erp Piled Mile High) one-note re-election campaign against the Bogeyman Coathanger Industry: "Abortion is all he farking talks about"
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(36)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #11: Putting the No in November
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(12)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The best pizza in every state in America. Author surely trying to implode Fark by not choosing a casserole for Illinois
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(156)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Putting out a face fire with a golf shoe, an Oontz of prevention, and bad news for Aunt Ebola: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/26 - 11/1
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Sun November 02, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Ice cream truck driver arrested for DUI. Hey, you'd drink, too, if you had to put up with screaming kids while listening to "Turkey In The Straw" all farking day
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
A detailed look inside Week 9's NFL matchups from a fantasy standpoint to the left, your all-seeing, all-knowing Fark Fantasy Football gurus to the right. What more do you need?
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Seven places where Farklibs will be given a free college education, far away from the rest of us real Americans
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party - Amity Hall - Booze it up with a Fark Brunch
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(33)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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Fri October 31, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man found to have five million porn images, or as Farkers would say, "an amateur"
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(101)
 
(Some Carver)
 
 
 
It's your Annual Fark Jack-O-Lantern Photoshop contest
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, the Halloween Edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Don't worry about the scary screaming, that's just people looking at their scores
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(20)
 
(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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Thu October 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
News: Researchers discover new frog species. Fark: In New York City
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time to revisit food requests. Have you seen a fellow Farker talk about something you'd love the recipe to? Always wonder how to make a dish and wonder if anyone has tips? Fire away. This thread's for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To calm Ebola fears, Washington Post rolls out handy interactive tool detailing how likely it is you are to die by various means. Most germane for Farkers, "choking on your own vomit" is included
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(GeekDad)
 
 
 
GeekDad says the original idea for "Exterminite": a five-issue digital comic collaboration came from FARK's Drew Curtis. "When I interviewed Drew for Geek A Week, he had introduced to me the concept of lucid dreaming"
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
iPhone 6 has problems with constant crashing. Fark: Man has 700 apps on his iPhone and wonders why it crashes
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(38)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 495: "Hallowe'en 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(30)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Possibly just to show how few farks they give about what you think of them, The NRA- yes that NRA- successfully lobbies to kill a PA law that would have outlawed the ranching of puppies and kitties for human consumption
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(211)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ten books that have never gone out of print. "It's Not News It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News" not among them
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(7)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
The ACLU sues Tennessee, because parents should be allowed to name their snowflakes things like Maddisynn Alexxxys TotalFark
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ivy League professor encourages students to Fark in class
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(45)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The Ghostly Physics that spooked the fark out of Einstein
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tonight on Fark Science: What would happen if someone threw a twenty-pound propane cylinder into a lava lake? There's only one way to find out
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(103)
 
(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Political newspaper columnist fired after appearing on Fark's Politics tab one too many times, and not in a Pulitzer Prize-winning way
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(79)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
News: Nurse at an Australian hospital gets caught red handed stealing $20 from a new father's wallet. Fark: By a man in Greece
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(34)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #10: The Sexy Offensive Costume Edition
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rob Ryan screams "fark you, biatch" during the Saints' big win over the Packers, either in response to one of Aaron Rodgers' interceptions or the soft pretzel guy not seeing him before moving to another section
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Vaccines have gone airborne, python has virgin birth after getting tired of compiling, and Mitt Romney gets upgraded AI: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/19 - 10/25
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(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton reading "Go The Fark To Sleep" for charity is absolutely wonderful. But, don't take my word for it
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(10)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic fined after hurling abuse at passers-by while drinking from three-liter bottle of hard cider before telling police to "f**k off." Guy's the human embodiment of a Fark Politics thread all by himself
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(16)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
CAN Seattle break their losing streak in Carolina? WILL the Eagles or Cardinals rule the skies in Arizona? WHO THE FARK booked Lions/Falcons for 9:30 in the MORNING? THIS is YOUR Week 8 NFL Discussion Thread (U.S. games kickoff @ 1 pm ET on CBS, FOX)
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(3591)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who's hot (Brady, Hillman, Tate)? Who's not (Ryan, Gore, Hunter)? And, most importantly, what should you do about it (ask the Fark Fantasy Football experts to the right)?
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(41)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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Sat October 25, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Four-year-old, dying from Leukemia, has his whole town celebrate Halloween a week early to make sure he's still around to enjoy it one last time. Farking dusty in here
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(85)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Sergeant-at-Arms is farking hardcore: "In one motion, he dove to the floor around the pillar, at the feet of Bibeau, turning on his back as he landed and simultaneously firing his weapon upwards at Bibeau"
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(138)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
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(104)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will you do well on this week's Fark Quiz? Well, that depends. How productive were you this week at work?
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rubber ducks can kill your sex drive"
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Combine your love of travel with your love of drinking and see how well you do on this world booze quiz. Anyone who gets less than 12 out of 15 needs to leave Fark forever
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food thread. Subby made stuffed peppers for dinner tonight and used up a bunch of leftover sausage and rice. What kind of bonus meals do other farkers make when they're trying to clear some space in the fridge?
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Thu October 23, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg speaks fluent Mandarin. Now he can say "Fark you, I won't be paying any tax" in two languages
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