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Headlines matching 'Fark'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Spiffy Ugly-ass rhino that started the FARK ugly-ass animal cliche to be an ugly-ass father. Spiffy tag takes it over ugly-ass unlikely tag  (wlwt.com) (1)
(Fark) FarkBlog WORLD FARK PARTY II: Mar 30 - Apr 1 in Las Vegas - see comments for details  (fark.com) (344)
(RedEye Chicago) Spiffy Red Eye Chicago grudgingly gives credit to FARK for the article showing they're in 2nd place in America's most miserable cities  (redeyechicago.com) (4)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (81)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)
(Daily Mail) Followup How many officers does it take to beat the fark out of a man in insulin shock? In Nevada, the answer is 7 or more  (dailymail.co.uk) (409)
(We Heart It) Spiffy We Heart It loves everything about FARK's big Jane Russell headline  (weheartit.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Republican candidate Gary Johnson says "FARK YEAH" when referring to the 9th's gay marriage decision. In other news, he is still running for President under the (L) label  (garyjohnson2012.com) (127)
(Vator.tv) Cool Fark.com gets a shoutout in an article about replicating Silicon Valley entrepreneurship  (vator.tv) (0)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for its bizarre story about garage door openers  (skeptic.com) (0)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Plug Farkette Elizabeth (FL) is trying to win a trip to Europe and become an ambassador for America's next generation of women pilots. She's currently trailing by only 100 votes. Click the Video Contest tab to vote  (womenofaviationweek.org) (367)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Iowa City CrimeStoppers release surveillance photo of man stealing a "Fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator" from adult toy store  (thesmokinggun.com) (89)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Republicans set to keep farking that Medicare chicken  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (115)
(Time) Fail Greece is now down to three options: a) get farked b) get farked harder or c) get farked like an Athens schoolboy  (time.com) (105)
(Some Nerd) Fail Facebook seem a little slow today? Fark links seem more farked than usual? It's not just you, North America's intarwebs are only doing marginally better than China's right now  (internettrafficreport.com) (115)
(Short List) Hero Not news: Man starts police chase. Fark: Man starts police chase because he "always wanted to do it"  (shortlist.com) (62)
(Some Trader Guy) Spiffy Two Buck Chuck celebrates its tenth anniversary this month. FARK: 600 million bottles have been sold so far  (traderjoes.com) (47)
(9 News) Dumbass News: Athlete arrested for a suspected DUI. Fark: His license plate says SAUCED  (9news.com) (23)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Gizmodo) Amusing Gizmodo gives props to Fark for directing their attention to an uplifting story about an elevator rescue gone horribly wrong  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(Sci Mag) Cool News: Scientists accidentally make a sheet of glass only three atoms thick, analyze its structure. Fark: It exactly matches a prediction made by a glass theorist in 1932  (news.sciencemag.org) (45)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Gisele Bundchen: "My husband can't throw and catch the farking ball"  (huffingtonpost.com) (289)


Sun February 05, 2012
(ESPN) Cool CAN the Giants shock the world again? WILL the Patriots avenge their defeat from four years ago? HOW MANY FARKers will succumb to alcohol poisoning this year? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVI Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST on NBC)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3858)
(Some Guy) Interesting Is Facebook addictive? Of course not. That's just stupid... being addicted to a website. Like that could ever happen. Now, I have to go refresh TotalFARK a dozen times per minute to see if my latest submission was greenlit  (hlntv.com) (34)
(Chronicle of Higher Ed) Sad Not news: Baby tested for fear of rat, dog and monkey. News: Unafraid until accompanied by loud clang. Fark: He was probably autistic, and the shady research psychologists knew it. Ultrafark: The year was 1920  (chronicle.com) (39)
(Gothamist) Fail When working as a garage attendant, if you park a $400,000 Bentley it's probably best to take the keys with you. FARK: Bentley was owned by college student  (gothamist.com) (85)
(New York Daily News) Hero Whatever: some writer proposes a headliner for the next Super Bowl halftime show. Fark: it's the one artist we all could agree on  (nydailynews.com) (92)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Inquisitr) Interesting "Mother Nature Network even made the front page of Fark, another indicator of a meme becoming increasingly viral." We're a positive influence, people. (3rd paragraph shoutout)  (inquisitr.com) (5)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives its readers a chance to beat the scores of the FARK regulars in The Fark Weird News Quiz (link goes to the Easy version)  (huffingtonpost.com) (9)
(Statesman) Hero News: motorcyclist chases down DUI hit-and-run driver and hog-ties him with a belt. Texas: for the second time in 9 months. Fark: is recognized at the scene by the arresting police officer from the prior incident  (m.statesman.com) (115)
(hampton roads) Spiffy Hampton Roads (Virginia) thinks that their recent odd news deserves a dedicated FARK icon, just like Florida (10th paragraph)  (hamptonroads.com) (5)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Fark) Survey Fark Quiz time, you know the drill. Can you beat your score from last week?  (fark.com) (53)
(Telegraph) Scary Bad: You're repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It's going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper's last trip there sank  (telegraph.co.uk) (140)
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Study says Republicans have more orgasms, probably from farking 99% of the population  (thedailybeast.com) (124)
(Some Guy) Asinine Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God"  (usachristianministries.com) (198)
(Wait, what?) Scary Advice: If you are Muslim, or even have a Muslim sounding name, don't text your co-workers and tell them to "Blow away" the competition. Fark: Especially if you are in Quebec  (thechronicleherald.ca) (54)
(NC Times) Followup Kim Dotcom to judge: "You have to grant me bail, your honor, because I'm receiving unwanted advances from all the female inmates." Judge: "You've got to be farking kidding me. DENIED"  (nctimes.com) (62)
(WAAY TV) Spiffy 'Liberal' leaning Fark gets mentioned in a WAAY TV story about Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill and his controversial statements  (waaytv.com) (37)
(Fark) Survey Subby's looking for a new beer to try. I know you won't disappoint, Fark  (fark.com) (339)


Thu February 02, 2012
(With Leather) Cool With Leather gives points to Fark for drawing their attention to a story about "Glee" and the NFL  (withleather.uproxx.com) (1)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not News: Man arrested after attempting to move the vehicle blocking his car. News: It was an ambulance. Fark: Paramedics were loading it with a patient at the time  (y100.com) (76)
(The Province) Spiffy The Province finds FARK'S clever MMA headline to be the hit of the week  (theprovince.com) (0)
(Toronto Star) Followup After IPO filing, Facebook gets its ticker symbol. To the delight of Fark, Fb - is the choice  (thestar.com) (42)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 352: "Go out and get some strange" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest  (farktography.net) (120)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Dinosaurs that can't hit a chip shot, a note from Epstein's mother, and the crisp, refreshing taste of donkey semen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 1/22 - 1/28  (fark.com) (19)
(Buzzfeed) Cool These 21 amazing shadows will blow your mind. Bonus: No slideshow. Fark Bonus: Numbers 15 and 16  (buzzfeed.com) (38)
(news junkie post) Spiffy News Junkie Post: "Social news sites like FARK are places to post and discuss the latest headlines. They are the primary focal point for activism". (2nd section)  (newsjunkiepost.com) (0)
(Seattle Times) Cool Seattle Times gives Fark a shout out for this gem. "How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)


Tue January 31, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Cool "Four South Side areas landed on AOL's dailyfinance.com list of the 25 most dangerous neighborhoods, which was posted Monday on Fark.com." We're always down with what happens in the streets, G  (redeyechicago.com) (3)
(Yahoo) Repeat The most polite "Fark you, you S.O.B." letter it's ever been subby's pleasure to read  (news.yahoo.com) (260)
(Miami New Times) Florida "Newt Gingrish look like a hackler. He looks like he get on people's nerves just for the fark of it,'" and more insight on the Florida GOP primary from Miami strippers Skrawberry and Tip Drill  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (71)
(io9) Interesting From this day forward, we shall call the galaxy TotalFark  (io9.com) (12)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Not news: Super Bowl stadiums. Fark: made of meat  (blogs.westword.com) (16)
(charlotte observer) Sad Made for Fark headline brought to you by North Carolina. "Cox indicted in Flying Biscuit Death"  (charlotteobserver.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Amusing Sports news: Topps releases 2012 baseball card set. Fark : St Louis Cardinal Skip Schumaker was replaced by a squirrel  (inquisitr.com) (38)
(The Register) Amusing Today's Fark-ready headline: "Top RIM jobs were too powerful and had to go"  (theregister.co.uk) (3)
(ESPN) Amusing "...although there are some photos of Manning wearing the number 16... which we're guessing is some kind of FARK Photoshop prank to tease fans of the Buccaneers..." (5th section)  (espn.go.com) (1)
(maine squash league) Spiffy Maine Squash League celebrates making the main page of FARK with a full page capture of the historic event  (mainesquashleague.com) (1)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Fark headline recipe: article about female teacher having sex with students (check), vodak (check), Not Sure if Want pic (check)  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing The Seattle Post-Intelligencer applauds Fark's headline about a woman's most unusual marriage  (blog.seattlepi.com) (3)
(Short List) Unlikely News: Martin Scorsese pens angry op-ed piece bemoaning the lack of awards love for an actor from his latest film. Fark: Said actor is a Doberman named Blackie  (shortlist.com) (26)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith can't be bothered to give a fark in his DUI arrest mugshot  (nydailynews.com) (29)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Winnipeg Sun) Spiffy Winnipeg Sun highlights the week's events and uses FARK's headline to show how Michael Jackson's kids are quickly growing up (2nd section)  (winnipegsun.com) (1)
(Fark) Sad I had to decide to stop the doctors from feeding my dad tonight. Want to say if you Farkers have dads-bad or good, call them and say, "Hello,"; it'll be important in the end  (fark.com) (427)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Cool Bobcat Goldthwait's next movie looks like it's going to be farking awesome, actually. In other news, Bobcat Goldthwait is still alive (Trailer Not safe for work)  (buzzfeed.com) (160)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)
(Huffington Post) Followup Huffington Post once again tests their readers' off-beat IQ, with a link to the Fark Weird News Quiz (the easy one)  (huffingtonpost.com) (10)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Sick Four-year-old girl with cancer has accident at school. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that her teacher was a scumbag about it  (thesun.co.uk) (130)
(Fark) Survey Clear your desks, everybody. It's Friday, time for the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (53)
(MSNBC) Interesting Fark's favorite astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson speaks about Newt's moon base  (video.msnbc.msn.com) (49)
(YouTube) Fail Downtown skiing - how the fark does it work?  (youtube.com) (19)
(Wired) Interesting The world's first computer password may as well have been 1234 or password. Damn, now I have to update my Fark account again  (wired.com) (21)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Not News: The Vatican denounced for "corruption and mismanagement". News: by the Archbishop who used to be in charge of running its finances Fark: and the Pope canned him for speaking up  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(SportsGrid) Cool Playmates Tebowing? Why the fark not?  (sportsgrid.com) (22)
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Made for Fark: Man tries to light joint with 9kg propane gas cylinder... In the laundry... with "modified" valve... KABOOM  (stuff.co.nz) (17)
(Reuters) Weird It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?  (reuters.com) (43)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Farking magnetic fields: why do galaxies have them? And do they make barriers at the edges that turn Sally Kellerman into a silver-eyed super-powered mutant?  (physorg.com) (24)
(The Local (Germany)) Amusing Republication of 'Mein Kampf' stopped in Germany. Wait until Hitler hears about this. Fark: Due to copyright  (thelocal.de) (58)
(Boston.com) Fail Forget farking and fracking, focus on fear of FERC  (boston.com) (14)
(Hardball Talk) Survey Miami's new stadium will be called "Marlins' Park" to start the season. Fark can do better. (VE)  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (69)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 351: "Stoned". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (198)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Reuters) Obvious UK financial regulators discover what every Farker knows: Greenlight not always based on reasonable decision making  (reuters.com) (3)
(The Local (Germany)) Sappy Today's Fark-ready headline:"Police pinch pug-pilfering pensioner"  (thelocal.de) (22)
(Fark) FarkBlog De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21  (fark.com) (12)
(C|Net) Cool Fark loves LEGO. Fark loves Minecraft. What's not to love about this LEGO Minecraft?  (news.cnet.com) (43)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop a Fark mascot. Link goes to fake vintage Japanese ad mascots for inspiration  (pinktentacle.com) (23)
(Herald-Leader) Spiffy Food trucks coming to Fark Worldwide HQ. "Bring on the wood-fired pizza, the artisanal ice cream, the Korean barbecue, the Hawaiian sliders, the curbside comfort food"  (kentucky.com) (78)
(Scientific American) Cool Farker's artwork makes Scientific American's Image of the Week. With dinosaur goodness   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (31)
(Daily Mail) Florida Sorta news: 15-year old girl calls 911 because she could hear her mother having sex. Fark: She asks the police to take her to a Christian children's shelter because she felt "disrespected"  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CSMonitor) Spiffy Obama will participate in Google+ 'Hangout' after State of the Union, spurning Fark once again  (csmonitor.com) (49)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FARKIN' BOX?  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(Some Storm Spotter) Scary Farkers in the eastern Midwest should prepare for a January Tornadopocalypse this evening  (spc.noaa.gov) (97)
(NJ.com) Fail To commemorate the Giants playing in the NFC Championship game, the Empire state building was supposed to be lit blue. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess what happened  (nj.com) (77)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Fark) Cool At the nicest bar I've ever been to, as in, doesn't serve beer. I'm drinking essentially for free...what should I order? Hurry, Fark, time is of the essence  (fark.com) (323)
(ABC) Obvious Study finds the more time you spend on Facebook, the more you think your life sucks. This contrasts nicely with Fark given the more time you spend here, the more you think boobies  (abcnews.go.com) (43)
(What're you lookin' at?) PSA This year's list of the nation's 20 rudest cities, according to Travel and Leisure Magazine. Yeah, your city's on the list, farkwad. So's that other one, asshole. Yup, and that one, too, d*ckface  (travelandleisure.com) (218)
(Fox News) Advice Here's an easy, step-by-step guide to help you get lucky at your next Fark party  (foxnews.com) (477)
(Kansas City) Dumbass Bad: having to call the police because a burglar breaks into your home. Worse: Burglar steals $900 in cash. Fark: Which was a part of the $3,522 in cookie sales money that you stole from a Girl Scouts troop  (kansascity.com) (28)
(Washington Post) Amusing The Governor of Virginia wants to sell the naming rights to the state's roads to the highest bidders. Personally, Subby can't wait to drive down the FARK UFIA Highway  (washingtonpost.com) (86)
(Gizmodo) Obvious Fark you. Fark you. Fark you.. you're cool. FARK YOU. I'm out  (gizmodo.com) (52)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives its readers a chance to test their awareness of offbeat news with a link to the Fark Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)


Fri January 20, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Spiffy: Dutch girl becomes youngest sailor to circumnavigate the world. Fark: She can't return home because the government will prosecute her  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (213)
(The Skeptic) Spiffy The Skeptic thanks FARK for exposing the story of a faith healer who used unusual practices for treatment  (skeptic.com) (3)
(Fark) Survey It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Difficulty: No TFD material used this week, and we're writing off Wednesday completely due to drunken shenanigans  (fark.com) (41)
(Pravda) Interesting Russia said fark off to Taliban ten years ago  (english.pravda.ru) (36)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News once again tips their hat to FARK, this time for the colorful story of a farmer and a spray painted hawk  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Yahoo) Spiffy On the off chance that his constituency might include people who like to Fark, watch Youtube, cheat using Wikipedia, or simply illegally download some music, Harry Reid (D-idn't think it all the way through) has postponed the vote on PIPA  (news.yahoo.com) (108)
(Baltimore Sun) Asinine Not news: Homeland Security investigates illegal immigrants in Baltimore. News: Decides they're legal enough to stay. Fark: Tells them that they're still technically illegal no matter what was just said  (baltimoresun.com) (79)
(NPR) Followup Iowa Republicans: OK, you know, maybe Santorum didn't win after all. Fark it, stop asking us, there's still another 47 states to go WE DON'T NEED THIS PRESSURE. Oh, dibs on being first in the nation next time, too  (npr.org) (51)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy The Seattle Times runs with FARK's headline about Deion Sanders and scores big laughs (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (3)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Ironic Not news: weird old guy dies alone on a park bench. Fark: someone actually gives a shiat  (startribune.com) (54)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Discover) Cool A planet is getting vaporized by the heat of its star. Seriously, *a whole farkin' planet*  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (60)
(CJDS) Obvious "Three co-sponsors of the bills... announced their shift in support in light of a viral campaign... that included the voluntary blackout of Wikipedia, Reddit, Fark and thousands of other websites." Behold the power of Fark   (criminaljusticedegreeschools.com) (12)
(Fark) Hero Update on donations and a heartfelt thank you to the Fark community. DIT  (fark.com) (168)
(Daily Mail) Cool The Daily Mail recognizes Fark as one of the sites that protested SOPA and PIPA. BLIMEY  (dailymail.co.uk) (4)
(Examiner) Scary Examiner reveals one of the grimmest possibilities of SOPA: "No news on Fark." (shoutout in 3rd paragraph)  (examiner.com) (3)
(Fark) FarkBlog A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/8 - 1/14  (fark.com) (1)
(Neatorama) Amusing "Working on the web is hard, which is why Fark has decided to take a brave stand, going against the grain to support SOPA and PIPA." We do what we can, Neatorama  (neatorama.com) (5)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)
(Some Guy) Weird Witness at the center of the Pakistani 'memogate' may have his credibility damaged by a video that recently surfaced... Fark: of him acting as a commentator for a naked female wrestling bout  (asiancorrespondent.com) (14)
(Wall Street Pit) Spiffy Wall Street Pit notes that FARK's stand against SOPA has helped to change the mind of those in Congress (1st paragraph)  (wallstreetpit.com) (8)
(New Zealand Herald) Spiffy New Zealand Herald thanks FARK for the story about Kate Beckinsale's prank on her mother's airport luggage (#10)  (nzherald.co.nz) (0)
(The Sun) Interesting Now that the SOPA protest is over, let's take a trip back in time, to when Amazon had a marble logo, Twitter didn't have any vowels, and Google - like Fark - still had an exclamation point  (thesun.co.uk) (35)
(NYPost) Misc "Meatpacking hotel 'sex fiend' arrested." Which of you Farkers is writing headlines for the NY Post?  (nypost.com) (35)
(KRQE News) Amusing Fark ready headline: Pecan farmers on alert for nut rustlers  (krqe.com) (30)
(Gothamist) Obvious Contrary to what the hipsters will tell you, the NYC of the 1980s was a farking shiathole (and here's pictorial proof)  (gothamist.com) (259)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 350: "Straight Out of Camera". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (205)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Amusing Even on a day when everything is greenlit, there is no way a slideshow of the 50 greatest Duke basketball players would get green lit on Fark.com... is there? (duke still sucks)  (bleacherreport.com) (9)
(Daily Kos) Cool The Daily Kos gives props to Fark for participating in Anti-SOPA Internet Blackout Day  (dailykos.com) (2)
(PCWorld) Spiffy New Zealand PCWorld applauds Fark for taking a smack at SOPA  (pcworld.co.nz) (0)
(Fark) Scary I just saw that today is the 10th anniversary of the day I signed up for a Fark account (after lurking for a year or so). Come and tell me how much I suck and/or need to get a life. How many of you other 10+ year oldtimers are still around?  (fark.com) (607)
(YouTube) Silly Fark karaoke time. Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere  (youtube.com) (76)
(Some Guyism) Asinine Site gives Fark top billing for their SOPA/PIPA protest...then drones on as to why it's stupid and why they're a better aggregator  (guyism.com) (4)
(MainStreet) Spiffy MainStreet picks FARK as one of the 5 sites with the most creative SOPA protest  (mainstreet.com) (3)
(Computerworld) Cool Computerworld commends Fark for "protesting (SOPA) with a difference" (Slide #3)  (computerworld.com) (0)
(Fark) Fail Nine years on Fark and not a single greenlight. How much bourbon do I have to send these guys?  (fark.com) (58)
(YouTube) Sad In honor of the fact that even today Subby can't seem to get a Farking greenlight, here's a video of Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a football. Enjoy it while you can  (youtube.com) (12)
(Washington Post) Amusing "Fark.com has gone white - with a tongue-in-cheek message that calls the bills a "perfect excuse" to stop collecting news." Hey, whatever brings shame to SOPA's game (3rd paragraph from bottom)  (washingtonpost.com) (5)
(The Atlantic) Cool The Atlantic recognizes Fark for protesting SOPA and cultivating "the creativity that makes the Internet great"  (theatlantic.com) (0)
(Globe and Mail) Amusing "Fark.com is being satirical in their support, as you might expect from the premier purveyors of the extremely dark and funny headlines." Hey, we're dark, but we have a heart when it comes to SOPA. (11th item from bottom)  (live.theglobeandmail.com) (3)
(Online News Association) Spiffy Online News Association notices FARK going white in support of SOPA/PIPA and gives a link for the explanation (3rd section)  (journalists.org) (2)
(The Consumerist) Spiffy The Consumerist gives props to Fark for sticking it to SOPA  (consumerist.com) (1)
(witf.org) Interesting Congressman Tim Holden withdraws SOPA support after "thousands of websites, including Wikipedia, Reddit, Google, Craigslist, Wired, Fark and many more, have gone dark to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act." GO US  (witf.org) (9)
(The Times of India) Spiffy The Times of India would like to thank Fark very much for opposing SOPA and PIPA (6th paragraph from bottom)  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (0)
(Global News) Cool Canadian website Global News salutes Fark and other sites for taking a stand against the draconian bullshiat that is SOPA and PIPA  (globalnews.ca) (0)
(Buzzfeed) Cool BuzzFeed takes notice of Fark's "sarcastic" smack at SOPA and PIPA (5th site listed from the bottom)  (buzzfeed.com) (0)
(LA Times) Amusing The Los Angeles Times shows what Fark's been up to during the SOPA/PIPA blackouts (2nd-to-last item)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (0)
(Scientific American) Obvious "Large, litigious copyright holders such as the MPAA and the RIAA will issue floods of copyright violation accusations to everyone from Google to Fark." This is why we have to protest, people (2nd paragraph from bottom)   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (1)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Fark-ready Headline: "The crying Packers fan with the sparkly nail polish". Bonus: Article includes an "I'd hit it" picture  (startribune.com) (57)
(Inquisitr) Silly "Fark is one of the few sites supporting SOPA and PIPA." The Inquisitr is one of the few sites that didn't get the joke. (last item)  (inquisitr.com) (2)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)
(Minyanville) Spiffy Minyanville credits Fark for taking a stand against SOPA, PIPA, and their "jerkiest" proponents (2nd paragraph)  (minyanville.com) (0)
(Yahoo) Dumbass You want to know how badly the captain of the Costa Concordia farked up? Well you can see it FROM SPACE  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(Mediaite) Spiffy Mediaite's survival guide to January 18, 2012′s internet blackout includes the action/reaction of FARK (1st section)  (mediaite.com) (0)
(WebProNews) Cool WebProNews gives Fark.com a shout out to their humorous approach to the SOPA Blackout  (webpronews.com) (0)
(VentureBeat) Cool VentureBeat salutes Fark's jabs at SOPA and PIPA  (venturebeat.com) (0)
(Daily Dot) Spiffy Fark is "supporting" SOPA/PIPA so that they can take a break. Don't let Drew get time off that easy  (dailydot.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Sad The Expendables 2 will now be PG-13 because farking Chuck Norris doesn't like farking naughty language  (collider.com) (70)
(Network World) Spiffy Network World gives FARK lots of credit during the SOPA blackout by telling its readers "As is generally the case, they're marching to a different beat over at Fark" (update 3)  (networkworld.com) (0)
(Some Cupcake) Silly Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker)  (jackiefo.blogspot.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Interesting Ive been a Farker for almost 10 years and have never gotten one damn greenlight...so here's the BattleTech Wiki  (sarna.net) (152)
(Yahoo) Obvious Preview of tonight's Thunder game. Why? Because fark Seattle, that's why  (sports.yahoo.com) (48)
(YouTube) Video In honor of Fark going bat-crazy, here is the most insane video I could find  (youtube.com) (20)
(Fark) PSA We at Fark, Inc. are in favor of SOPA -- we are going WHITE tomorrow to support it. Check back at 8am EST to find out why  (fark.com) (714)
(bleeding cool) Spiffy Bleeding Cool thanks FARK for clearly noticing their article on the new high resolution DC Comics logo (1st paragraph)  (bleedingcool.com) (0)
(Fark) Survey I confess, I've been ignoring this SOPA drama, and now I find myself confused. Can someone give me a breakdown on why Drew and Wiki are at odds over SOPA? Also, why should I care about SOPA? I just wanna fark THAT MAKES ALL OF US  (fark.com) (151)


Tue January 17, 2012
(MainStreet) Spiffy How to survive the SOPA blackout day? Main Street suggests FARK (last section)  (mainstreet.com) (18)
(Ethics Alarms) Spiffy "Drew Curtis's clever link collection (FARK) where he simultaneously uncovers interesting news items and attaches one-line jokes to them has proven to be a rich source of ethics stories"  (ethicsalarms.com) (25)
(WTAM) Scary Cleveland Zoo unveils cuddly little..WHAT THE FARK IS THAT?  (wtam.com) (105)
(Boing Boing) Interesting Study claims pseudonymous commenters produce posts of higher quality compared to comments from people who log in with their real names. Study author's Fark handle not mentioned  (boingboing.net) (46)
(Lifehacker) Interesting Here comes the farking SCIENCE, now FARK OFF  (lifehacker.com) (12)
(YouTube) Video Not news: LMFAO Parody; News: Little red monster; FARK: "Look at my crayons... Look at My Crayons.... I make art." (Pops) Great for those with kids  (youtube.com) (20)
(Fox News) Obvious Today's Fark ready headline: "America is drunk"  (foxnews.com) (206)
(IFC) Cool The 20 best job quitting scenes in movies. "Fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, and fark you. I'm out"  (ifc.com) (112)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Will Romney take the lead? Will Santorum blast....Ah fark it. We've run out of questions for these headlines. South Carolina GOP debate. 9pm on Fox News. You know the drill  (washingtonpost.com) (907)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Deadspin) Sick Not news: 'Bama fan hazes drunk LSU fan. News: By teabagging him. Fark: The LSU fan might have been dead (video, Not Safe For Work)  (deadspin.com) (132)
(Kentucky forward) Unlikely "Drew Curtis makes Farking an art form, propelling quirky humor to national fame"  (kyforward.com) (146)
(LiveLeak) Scary This is why you don't go out on Friday the 13th. Holy. Farking. Shiat  (liveleak.com) (60)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Not news: Man and woman have consensual sex. Still not news: He's married. FARK: She is suing him for 'Seductive Damages'  (zimbabwemetro.com) (168)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives its readers a chance to score, with a link to the Fark Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News is definitely not superstitious about giving FARK credit for a special Friday the 13th headline  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Anathemaguild) Spiffy Gaming site Anathemaguild picks its very first Headline of the Day by selecting one from the FARK Geek tab  (anathemaguild.guildlaunch.com) (0)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool After discovering his luggage was damaged during a recent trip, a Southwest Airlines passenger launched a website with various images to illustrate his trip as a letter to Southwest. FARK: Southwest responds in kind  (dearswa.com) (69)
(Fark) FarkParty Fark Party Chicago - 14 JAN - Lincoln Tap Room - 7pm  (fark.com) (140)
(AL.com) Sappy Nice: 7-year old boy loves to swim. Cool: He swims competitively and is a finalist for national prize. Fark: He has no legs and only one arm  (blog.al.com) (62)
(With Leather) Amusing With Leather credits Fark for opening their eyes to a video about Vladimir Putin, hockey legend  (withleather.uproxx.com) (0)
(Neatorama) Spiffy Neatorama scans FARK headlines to find the story of a passport image on an iPad  (neatorama.com) (3)
(Fark) Survey Welcome to the Fark Weird News Quiz. Delightfully pantyhose-free  (fark.com) (28)
(Fark) Followup Chicago FarkParty. Tomorrow. 7PM. Come drink away the cold. (Link goes to original thread.)  (fark.com) (25)
(Fark) FarkBlog Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/1 - 1/7  (fark.com) (3)
(The Truth About Cars) Scary Not News: People are stealing cars. News: Car thieves are getting more technologically sophisticated. FARK: They can steal it while you're farking driving it  (thetruthaboutcars.com) (33)
(Fox News) Interesting Scientists now able to show what goes on inside the mind of the average Farker  (foxnews.com) (56)
(The Hill) Amusing Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time  (thehill.com) (225)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: College student gets drunk after consuming ten drinks. Fark: And then breaks into a museum and tries to steal a claw from the real 20-foot skeleton of a giant ground sloth  (dispatch.com) (48)
(Neatorama) Cool Neatorama gives props to Fark for drawing their frogdamn attention to the world's smallest frog  (neatorama.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Amusing The Daily What credits Fark for bringing their attention to a drummer with the sickest skills  (thedailywh.at) (0)
(Slate) Fail Today's Fark-ready headline: "Rob Schneider is funny even if his new sitcom isn't." Because when you think of funny, you think of Rob Schneider  (slate.com) (96)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury runs its FARK blurb of the week, but this time it's a tie between two clever headlines  (dustbury.com) (0)


Thu January 12, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Cool: High school students write letters, thanking Muslim leader for explaining Islam to class. Fark: Christian family association sends over 3,500 emails, condemning Muslim leader's visit  (wtsp.com) (233)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Sorta news: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Republican primary. Fark: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Democratic primary  (democratsforronpaul.com) (135)
(The Local (Sweden)) Spiffy Fark ready headline: "Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt"  (thelocal.se) (28)
(Some Guy) Interesting The number of employees who claim they have witnessed improper contributions to campaigns and parties has gone up since 2010. Fark: By 400%  (rollcall.com) (22)
(The Register) Spiffy Not news: Congressman rips into SOPA bill, defends Google. News: A Republican congressman. Fark: The chairman of the House Oversight Committee and 11 year member of the House Judiciary Committee  (theregister.co.uk) (74)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 349: "Bacon". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CNN) Cool Go home and get your farking shine box; there's a Goodfellas mini-series coming to AMC  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (64)
(Deadspin) Amusing Deadspin gives props to Fark for a most disturbing story about the hypothetical lovechild of Tim Tebow and Michele Bachmann  (deadspin.com) (4)
(Some Guy) Cool Nerdgasm Alert: LEGO® THE LORD OF THE RINGS posters (fark needs a Want tag)  (heyuguys.co.uk) (49)
(USA Today) Stupid There's been a huge rise in the number of civilians killed or wounded by gunfire as a result of quasi-military police raids, which is naturally leading police to question the tactic. Fark: Because cops might get hurt, too  (usatoday.com) (133)
(The New York Times) Sad News: US Energy companies are fined $6.8 million for not using a specific biofuel in their gasoline and diesel blends. Fark: The ingredient, cellulosic biofuel, does not exist  (nytimes.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: cell phone goes off during NY Phil orchestra concert. News: for five straight minutes. Fark: and continued ringing even after the conductor stopped the orchestra and asked the man with the offending phone "are you finished?"   (super-conductor.blogspot.com) (258)
(UPI) Scary Not news: man busted with meth. News. In Jakarta. Fark: $34 million worth of meth  (upi.com) (49)


Tue January 10, 2012
(AP) PSA NEW HAMPSHIRE election results, updated in near-realtime. FARK: Bachmann has ALMOST as many votes as Perry  (hosted.ap.org) (483)
(Yahoo) Fail Ready for Fark headline: Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes  (shine.yahoo.com) (67)
(Fark) Photoshop Create a "Fark: The Movie" poster  (fark.com) (27)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News tips their hat to FARK for a real big NYC rodent story  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Kamloops) Amusing Kamloopsthisweek.com shows some love for Fark's Alex Ovechkin headline (5th item in the Quote, Unquote section)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)


Mon January 09, 2012
(io9) Amusing If you ask Stephen Hawking if he knows the secret to time travel, expect a Fark like reply  (io9.com) (57)
(Slate) Sick Today's Fark-ready headline: "The long, sordid history of bestiality in America." Apparently, it used to be blamed on the animals  (slate.com) (95)
(Deadline) Spiffy Hey baby, ever fark a movie star? How about an award-winning effects producer? No? Oh well  (deadline.com) (19)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Not news: Republicans want to repeal Obamacare. News: They actually have a proposal with which to replace it. Fark: It looks an awful lot like Obamacare  (old.news.yahoo.com) (178)
(Reuters) Spiffy Jaleel White wants to be on Breaking Bad. Can we farkers help Urkel achieve his dream?  (reuters.com) (87)
(Wilkes Barre Times-Leader) Spiffy Wilkes Barre Times-Leader profiles California anime style artist and notes his popularity greatly increased because "these fan-generated images have been receiving major attention from sites like Fark" (1st paragraph)  (timesleader.com) (0)
(Tri-City Herald) Spiffy Tri-City Herald lists its top 10 news stories for the past year and thanks FARK for the traffic to both their #1 and #2 selection  (tri-cityherald.com) (1)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop your own product for Fark Shop  (shop.fark.com) (27)
(Fark) Photoshop What would a Photoshop Contest of The Year be without a trophy to award to the winner? Create what an appropriately Fark-worthy trophy should look like  (fark.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Silly Paris Hilton dons brunette wig in bizarre artificial intelligence experiment, raising frightening "sort of want" feelings among Farkers everywhere  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)
(Bellingham Herald) Spiffy Bellingham Herald thanks FARK for the increased national traffic on their odd story about mistaken identity (Item #1)  (bellinghamherald.com) (2)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Seattle megachurch pastor sparks controversy over detailed sex book he wrote with his wife. Holy fark  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (177)
(Detroit Free Press) Strange Fark-ready headline: "Jogger gets run over by deer"  (freep.com) (70)
(Fark) FarkParty Woodbridge VA Fark Party - 7 Jan - Bungalow Alehouse - 6:30pm  (fark.com) (153)
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine Good News: You're a lottery winner. Bad News: You only won $1000. Fark: The check bounced  (chicagotribune.com) (34)
(JSOnline) Dumbass News: Partner of former top aide to WI Gov Scott Walker found with child pornography on his computer. Fark: Said porn obtained via an account with screen name "Walker04"  (jsonline.com) (120)
(CapTimes) Amusing Fark-ready headline: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested  (host.madison.com) (85)
(Fark) Survey It's Friday, so we're back on track with the Fark Weird News Quiz. You've never seen so many farkers scoring at once  (fark.com) (51)
(Yahoo) Amusing News: Top high school defensive back throws his mom under the bus. Fark: on live national TV. IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN"T NOBODY HAPPY  (sports.yahoo.com) (51)
(Reuters) Followup News: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely" confess to murder. Fark: No, not her  (reuters.com) (28)
(io9) Interesting Mysterious religious codex found to contain images of Satan, offering historical insight into the lives of thirteenth century monks who were stuck behind desks all day without access to Fark  (io9.com) (40)
(Some Grandmother) Amusing Fark-ready headline: "Grandmother set up by pot-pedaling smurf"  (wtsp.com) (17)
(Fark) FarkParty Impromptu Twin Cities Fark Party. Because YOU asked for it. Jan 6, TONIGHT at Psycho Suzi's  (fark.com) (180)
(Gizmodo) Cool Gizmodo gives Fark a high-flying shoutout for directing their attention to a drunk pilot  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: photograph emerges of Mitt Romney in Vietnam demonstration. Do not pass news, proceed directly to Fark: in support of the Vietnam War  (dailymail.co.uk) (156)
(MSNBC) Interesting If you had a good teacher, you'll earn more money as an adult. If you had a REALLY GOOD teacher, you might be the subject of an article on FARK about teachers that have sex with their students  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)
(Wired) Amusing Wired's annual vaporware list to the left, confused Farkers not knowing what to talk about now that Duke Nukem Forever isn't vaporware to the left  (wired.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Strange Not News: Busted for stealing from work. News: You're a medical examiner. Fark: You stole body parts. TotalFark: To homeschool your own cadaver dog  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Good: Romney's new tax plan includes tax increases. Fark: For those making less than $40K a year  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (140)
(Blue Gold News) Spiffy Blue Gold News (West Virginia Sports News) sees FARK's headline about their Orange Bowl victory and calls it the "FARK comment of the day"  (mbd.scout.com) (0)
(Herald-Leader) Amusing Today's criminal who's definitely NOT a farker is a guy who robbed an adult store for just the cash, incense and potpourri  (kentucky.com) (28)
(Some Guy) PSA January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver  (nbdpn.org) (26)
(Boston Globe) Obvious Joseph Kennedy III takes step toward many Fark greenlights, sends thrill up media's leg  (bostonglobe.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Amusing Not news: Man takes car on test drive from dealership. News: He gets arrested. FARK: After a "test drive" of 160 miles  (duluthnewstribune.com) (25)
(MSNBC) Interesting Jon Huntsman is a nihilist! Fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Romney's flip flopping, Dude, at least it's an ethos  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (19)
(Bloomberg) Scary FDA orders safety evaluation of vaginal mesh. Farkettes, line up to the left for your inspection  (bloomberg.com) (43)
(Canoe) Unlikely New study released by the Institute for People That Aren't Farkers (IPTAF) says that raising prices on alcoholic beverages may curb drinking  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)
(Deadspin) Spiffy Tim Howard steals the show, becomes only fourth goalkeeper to score in EPL history. FARK: A 100-yard goal (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (61)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 348: "Desolation". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (188)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest  (fark.com) (165)
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass While it's embarrassing enough being seen going to a kid's movie, going naked will land you on the Smoking Gun, Fark  (thesmokinggun.com) (32)
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)
(newser) Amusing Newser is amused by the elusive meaning of FARK's Loch Ness headline (2nd paragraph)  (newser.com) (1)
(pri.org) Interesting "14,000 people have checked out this story, most coming from Fark. Fark is a new aggregator looking for the strangest, weirdest, most upsetting or most important news." It's not new, it's Fark. (Item #6)  (pri.org) (15)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Gawker) Fail Not News: Cop caught planting evidence. News: Cop caught on film planting evidence. Fark: Caught by his own dash cam  (gawker.com) (227)
(Fark) FarkBlog A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/25 - 12/31  (fark.com) (12)
(GOTO 10) Cool The Commodore 64 turns thirty, and you still can't get the ninja to jump across that farking river  (reghardware.com) (151)
(WTOP) Hero Lone woman sues Honda in small-claims court for not delivering promised mpg in her hybrid. Fark: After opting out of the class action lawsuit that Honda settled with $200 to owners and an $8.5 million payout to trial lawyers  (wtop.com) (119)
(Fox News) Obvious Motherfarkin' caucuses, how do they work? Fox News readers want to know  (foxnews.com) (97)
(MSNBC) Obvious Fark's favorite clown car family supports Rick Santorum for President  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (73)
(Reading Eagle) Amusing Reading Eagle (Pennsylvania) notes that some folks from FARK "speculated that Pennsylvania's weirdness could be because we're the nexus between North and South, the East Coast and the Midwest" (last paragraph)  (readingeagle.com) (11)


Mon January 02, 2012
(sunshine state news) Spiffy Sunshine State News writes: "One can't but help love Florida, the only state that has its own tag on FARK.com, a website dedicated to tawdry, off-beat news stories"  (sunshinestatenews.com) (1)
(Fox 11) Spiffy Fox 11 (Wisconsin) says their story of the discovery of a 1670 Bible was the most-viewed in 2011 and received more than 75,000 views after being linked by FARK  (fox11online.com) (0)
(CBS News) Scary That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo  (cbsnews.com) (246)


Sun January 01, 2012
(News Tribune) Spiffy News Tribune (Tacoma, WA) thanks FARK for the increased traffic to their website after picking up the story about the mistaken death of a high school reunion member (1st story)  (thenewstribune.com) (3)
(Salon) Amusing "Even though I'm a regular on Fark.com's politics tab, I have only a vague idea about how presidents are elected." Hey, vague ideas *never* stop us on the politics tab. (opening paragraph)  (open.salon.com) (21)
(MSNBC) Cool The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (33)
(Oklahoma Top Blogs) Spiffy Oklahoma Top Blogs closes out the year by picking FARK's headline about Hugh Hefner as their best of the week  (oklahomatopblogs.com) (1)
(Jacksonville.com) Spiffy Florida Times Union notes that FARK was very quick to pick up the "crony capitalism" story relating to the loan from the Energy Department (3rd section) before the rest of media discovered it  (jacksonville.com) (1)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Lex18.com) Dumbass When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck, don't steal another car and leave behind a third car full of stolen goods (Fark: the second stolen car was my mom's -Mike)  (lex18.com) (30)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Fark-ready headline: Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens  (ajc.com) (38)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious 16-year-old boy who has been farking Swedish woman doesn't believe he is a rape victim  (thelocal.se) (177)
(Fark) Scary It's not Friday, it's a very special Saturday edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (28)
(ljworld.com) Cool "It wasn't just local readers who were drawn to this story; the website Fark.com, which specializes in weird stories, sent significant traffic our way." Our traffic *is* very significant. (shoutout appears in Item #6)  (www2.ljworld.com) (1)
(Some Tweeter) Unlikely By this company's reasoning, Fark's Twitter followers are worth $39,280.00 per month  (siliconvalley.com) (26)
(Fark) Survey Final year-end voting thread: Best Fark Photoshop contest of 2011  (fark.com) (32)
(Fark) VideoEdit Fark Photoshopper 2011 Retrospective: Dust off your Looties and post your year end Best of Video  (fark.com) (31)
(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians  (slatest.slate.com) (229)
(ARL Now) Spiffy ARL Now (Arlington, Virginia) thanks FARK for calling attention to their top rated news story of 2011. "...a story that received national attention from websites like Fark.com"  (arlnow.com) (2)


Fri December 30, 2011
(News Tribune) Spiffy The News Tribune (Tacoma, WA) says: "...sometimes individual stories on our website take on a life of their own and attract a much wider audience, especially when they are linked to by a big aggregator like FARK " (1st paragraph)  (blog.thenewstribune.com) (3)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Popbytes gives a yes vote to FARK's combination Kelly Clarkson/Ron Paul headline (1st paragraph)  (popbytes.com) (0)
(Neatorama) Spiffy Neatorama loves FARK's Headline of the Year Contest and weighs in on their favorite Geek tab entry  (neatorama.com) (4)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and wordplay  (fark.com) (56)
(clatl.com) Amusing "CL's round-up of readers' Halloween costumes warmed your hearts. And, for some odd reason, landed on Fark's homepage three weeks later." Thank John Fitzgerald Page, but he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes (Item #2)  (clatl.com) (0)
(Journal Star) Obvious "Another big hit was the story of a man knocked unconscious with beer can at a family gathering. A huge contingent of readers came from Fark.com, a funny news website." WE'RE FUNNY, YOU GUYS (shoutout appears after top 10 list)  (journalstar.com) (2)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Friday Instashop Challenge: If North Korea can Photoshop Dear Leader's funeral to make it better, then so can Fark  (media.zenfs.com) (39)
(WLS) Spiffy And God said, be fruitful and multiply and get off this farking plane with your herd of crotchfruit  (abclocal.go.com) (203)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News credits FARK as the source for their story about the Hugo Chavez cancer conspiracy  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Short List) Amusing Siri tells 12-year-old boy to 'shut the fark up'. Well, we were all thinking it  (shortlist.com) (85)
(inagist.com) Followup News: Author uses the sophomoric headline "Santorum Surges from Behind". Fark: Snarky twitter lad tweets headline across the internets. Ultrafark: Santorum retweeted it  (inagist.com) (70)
(Yahoo) Followup Life imitates Fark headline  (news.yahoo.com) (17)
(skeptic) Spiffy Skeptic credits FARK as the source for their story about the Hugo Chavez cancer conspiracy  (skeptic.com) (0)


Thu December 29, 2011
(City Paper) Dumbass They had to know this headline would end up on Fark  (pittsburghcitypaper.ws) (52)
(USA Today) Scary News: "Merry Christmas, there's a van in your house." Fark: Again  (usatoday.com) (18)
(USA Today) Obvious Boston No. 1 'drunkest city' in ameriFARKDEMFARKINGYANKEEEEES ... *hick* ... TOMBRADYISMYHEEERO ... *belch* ... WICKEDPISSAHHH  (content.usatoday.com) (112)
(First Coast News) Stupid Not News: Delta charges woman $200 pet transport fee. News: She didn't take her pets on the flight. Fark: Delta refuses to refund money, saying she can't prove she DIDN'T take a pet on the plane  (firstcoastnews.com) (141)
(USA Today) Amusing Fark-ready headline: LeBron James denied dunk by opponent's skull  (content.usatoday.com) (32)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida A few of the many reasons Fark's 'Florida' tag was in heavy use in 2011  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (12)
(The Hill) Obvious Obama tries to gain the favor of Politics-tab Farkers by eating a dinner that includes bacon-wrapped pork loin. This might be the one thing bacon can't do  (thehill.com) (57)
(Bleacher Report) Hero WWE upset with Michael Cole's commentary, asks him to SHUT THE FARKING FARK UP  (bleacherreport.com) (163)
(Kamloops This Week) Amusing Kamloops This Week high-fives Fark.com for its beer-related sports headline (1st item)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 347: "Farktography Classic: B-Sides and Unreleased Tracks 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (100)


Wed December 28, 2011
(las vegas weekly) Spiffy Las Vegas Weekly notes that the bizarre lawsuit from the self-proclaimed 'pinball wizard' really "took off, thanks to a link from Fark" (item #3)  (lasvegasweekly.com) (1)
(Yahoo) Obvious Ten work habits that could get you fired. Fark will be our secret  (news.yahoo.com) (109)
(herald online) Spiffy Herald Online (South Carolina) picks their Top 10 most-read local stories for 2011 and notes "a few that were picked up by national websites including Fark.com"  (heraldonline.com) (3)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's amusing headline about Hugh Hefner as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (2)
(The New York Times) Obvious Romero Institute of Consumer Trends finds that people who shop online while drunk tend to buy more. Subby plans to finish article after completing order of glow skull soap and pickle lip balm from the FARK Shop  (nytimes.com) (37)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Huffington Post lifts a glass to Fark for directing their attention to a story about someone who enjoyed marshmallow vodka a bit too much  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Philly.com) Strange Not news: Man calls 911 to report that his mother was experiencing chest pains. Fark: Fails to mention in the call that his dad has been dead on a recliner for two days  (philly.com) (21)
(IndyStar) Interesting A (farking) discussion on (bleeping) cursing in (expletive deleted) coaching. Obligatory Bob (%(@*#) Knight photo accompanies (blasted) article  (indystar.com) (7)


Mon December 26, 2011
(phillyburbs) Spiffy Phillyburbs notes how the story of an outspoken Pennsylvania teacher was picked up by FARK before the TV and radio networks (1st paragraph)  (phillyburbs.com) (1)
(WOWT) Dumbass Not News: Man attempts to shoplift at Wal-Mart. Fark: During "Shop with a Cop" night  (14news.com) (29)
(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME  (nypost.com) (46)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Salon) Followup Today's Fark-ready headline: "Despite the headlines this week, there is no need to panic about kids having group sex"  (salon.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Interesting Okay photo-Farkers, if you've gotten a new camera and flash this Christmas/ Diwali/ Kwanzaa/ Hannukah/ Festivus/ Hitler's Birthday, this is a pretty good blog for learning how to use flashes  (strobist.blogspot.com) (41)
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey Star Ledger looks at the upcoming NBA season with a little help from FARK's headline about Kobe Bryant (2nd section)  (nj.com) (0)
(Fark) Sappy It's the annual Fark "What I'm Thankful For" thread. Or if you prefer, the annual Fark "Dammit, Christmas Sucks" thread. Your pick  (fark.com) (373)
(Yahoo) Fail Worrying: You are commanding a US Navy vessel and maneuver to avoid hitting a trawler. Bad: You don't see the freighter now in your path: Embarrassing: The freighter sees you and moves out of the way: Fark: You are in a sub  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (123)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Post-divorce Chronicles) Spiffy Post-divorce Chronicles discusses the best songs when you're alone this Christmas and uses a photo (courtesy of FARK) to illustrate their point (photo caption)  (postdivorcechronicles.com) (0)
(Captain Steroid) Photoshop Captain Steroid brings you his 2nd Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Polar Bear Bleh. 1st Prize: 1 month of sponsored TotalFark for the winner. Difficulty: No TFers allowed. Contest ends tonight @ Midnight CST on X-Mas Eve. Have fun :D  (img339.imageshack.us) (45)


Fri December 23, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida St. Petersburg Times notes that no article about the weirdness of Florida is complete without FARK finding a way to poke fun (1st paragraph)  (tampabay.com) (1)
(Fark) Survey Since you weren't doing very much at work this week, the Fark Weird News Quiz should be pretty easy. Right?  (fark.com) (34)
(Starpulse) Interesting The top 10 celebrity "hot messes" of 2011. When Lindsay Lohan is #3, and Amy Winehouse didn't even make it, you know it's been a farked up year  (starpulse.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Obvious News: Sign most sought after QB in the offseason. Dumbass: Can't win a game when he's actually playing. Fark.com: Play his backup instead, actually win games  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fark) FarkParty Holiday Fark Party - No plans for Christmas Eve? Join us in LA for some drinks and eats  (fark.com) (83)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Business tab headlines  (fark.com) (47)
(STV.tv) Scary Fark ready headline: Villagers barricaded themselves in pub to hide from naked man with axe  (news.stv.tv) (35)
(Philly.com) Cool Philly.com: "We got a kick out of this 'headline' on Fark.com." Fark.com: "We 'bet' you did." (2nd-to-last section)  (philly.com) (0)
(YouTube) Video Tim Minchin and Professor Brian Cox team up to sing a modern Christmas carol. That sound you hear is the sound of thousands of farkettes falling in love, and thousands more farkers suddenly doubting their sexuality  (youtube.com) (26)
(I Heart Chaos) Hero An old Fark Photoshop contest picture gets a shout-out on I Heart Chaos. Tag is for all of you Fark photoshoppers  (iheartchaos.com) (54)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever stockbroker headline as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (0)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 346: "Farktography Classic: Season's Greetings 5". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange 9mm mouse hunting & wounded roommate & a 13 yr old girlfriend. The Fark crime trifecta hits in Taylorville, UT  (ksl.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Interesting Neil Degrasse Tyson suggests 8 books every intelligent person should read. Fark: The Bible and On the Origin of Species are both on it  (openculture.com) (175)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Politics tab headlines  (fark.com) (58)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Geek tab headlines  (fark.com) (49)
(wzzm13.com) Interesting "This is an interesting mix. Some stories got picked up by national networks or aggregators like Drudge Report and Fark.com." That *is* interesting, isn't it? (2nd paragraph shoutout)  (wzzm13.com) (0)
(UPI) Obvious Binge drinking is contagious, say researchers familiar with Fark gatherings  (upi.com) (44)
(MSNBC) Weird Scary: boy gets flesh eating bacteria. Interesting: on the face. News: survives. Fark: so the Vatican canonizes a dead 17th centry Native American. Cool: first American saint. Silly: unless you're Mormon, I guess  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (111)
(Daily Mail) Scary Get ready for Avian Flu XXII: The Oh-Farkening  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Some Guy) Stupid Want to pay off someone's layaway for toys? Totally okay. Want to prepare dinner for shut-ins and deliver them on Christmas Day? HOLD THE FARKING PHONES  (billingsgazette.com) (115)
(springfield news leader) Spiffy "An online story by the News-Leader on Mr. and Mrs. Deer quickly made it to the popular website Fark.com on Tuesday, under the category "Weird"  (news-leader.com) (0)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing When a man in a camouflage coat grabs your hand in an Iowa grocery store and calls you 'a farking asshole' to your face, it might be time to take stock of your position in the state  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (145)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment tab headlines  (fark.com) (68)
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines  (fark.com) (69)
(Short List) Fail "Mmmphgh Abiryrt Mphdgjkdhd" said Bane. "Fark" said Warners  (shortlist.com) (325)
(gather.com) Spiffy "This whole incident is reminiscent of a meme popular on Fark.com - when someone dies, people will post the message "RIP,______,"  (celebs.gather.com) (12)
(Daily Mail) Asinine What the D***ens is going on here? Virgin Media gets overzealous and censors TV listings deemed offensive. And you thought Fark's filter was tough (w/photos of censored items)  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(MSNBC) Amusing Pen is retrieved from 76 year-old woman's stomach 25 years after she swallowed it. FARK: It still writes. Pen is mightier  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (52)
(Wimp) Cool Oh, yeah. I'd like to see him do that one hand... Well I'd like to see him do that on his hea... on a unicycle then? Upside down... fark  (wimp.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Amusing Not News: Steelers-49ers game delayed. News: Because of exploding transformer. Fark: The stadium is in "Candlestick Park"  (nfl.com) (101)


Mon December 19, 2011
(PopBytes) Amusing "I went on Fark to search for some celebrity gossip, when I came upon two different stories about how Lindsay Lohan's boobs in Playboy magazine were selling." We *are* of two minds about most subjects, yes  (popbytes.com) (2)
(USA Today) Spiffy Just in time for the Fark convention, the Bellagio's water fountains are about to learn three new songs  (travel.usatoday.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not News: Car theft ring in Philly. News: It's a family affair. FARK: Cars were Older Honda Accords  (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) (32)
(YouTube) Amusing 2.73 million in property damage, 143 spinal injuries, how to say "oh fark" is 16 different languages, and a nun on a motorcycle: 2011's fails of the year  (youtube.com) (48)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Ace Weekly) Spiffy Ace Weekly ("Lexington's Weekly Newspaper") does a well-deserved profile of FARK's Drew Curtis  (aceweekly.com) (7)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)
(Fark) FarkParty Late-notice DC Fark Party at Four Courts in Arlington.  (fark.com) (35)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Mediaite) Amusing "Fox News' brash, snarktabulous star of Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld... divulged his secrets on how to keep people awake, his love of British pop culture, affinity for sludge metal and predilection for the news aggregator site Fark"  (mediaite.com) (13)
(MSNBC) Asinine Good: SEC to file charges against ex-Freddie, Fannie with fraud. Fark: Civil charges only, with a 'no prosecute' guarantee  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (100)
(Fark) Scary Better late than never for the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (30)
(eBay) PSA Want to own a piece of Fark history for the holidays? Or need some load balancers for your network? You're in luck. (Proceeds go to a college fund for the late Carl Wade (Rabiddog)'s daughter)  (cgi.ebay.com) (169)
(Nieman Journalism Lab) Spiffy Nieman Journalism Lab references FARK in their Week in Review discussion of social media and viral news compilation sites (2nd section)  (niemanlab.org) (1)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest  (fark.com) (156)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times gives praise to FARK's witty Tim Tebow headline (2nd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Some Hair) PSA Phil Spector appealing murder conviction to the U.S. Supreme Court on grounds that the prosecution violated his constitutional, Fark Newsflash rights  (wfaa.com) (18)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Break) Amusing Not news, rollerblading. News, behind a scooter. Fark, While driving it with strings. Ultrafark, mount scooter at end of the ride  (break.com) (20)
(Fark) FarkBlog Headline of the Year contest will be tomorrow at 11AM EST, so mark your calendars. Also a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 12/4 - 12/10  (fark.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs  (kjonline.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Cool Best places to spend all day on Fark  (glassdoor.com) (12)
(Some Guy) Cool Let's Bring 'Em Home is underway again for 2011 and asking the Fark community for any help contributing to help buy plane tickets to fly soldiers home for Christmas. Farkers have stepped up every year since 2005 to help  (lbeh.org) (139)
(PCWorld) Cool Print 1001 pages of LOLcats to FARK_Printer_1?  (pcworld.com) (23)
(Kotaku) Interesting Attention all you unemployed Farkers that have given up looking for work: all that time spent playing video games is about to pay off. Become an online bodyguard  (kotaku.com) (28)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News decides that FARK's Albert Pujols headline is one of the big hits of the week (8th section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)
(Mercury News) Cool Not news: Unmanned amateur radio balloon crashes into Mediterranean. Fark: three days after being launched from San Jose, CA  (mercurynews.com) (15)
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding  (dailymail.co.uk) (127)
(Bleacher Report) Cool Fark's favorite QB plus Fark's favorite drink is a heavenly combination  (bleacherreport.com) (122)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 345: "Mandatory Procrastination". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (98)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Tech News Gadget) Spiffy TechNewsGadget has some fun with FARK's Drew Curtis and the fake photo ID app. In other news, Drew weighs 210  (technewsgadget.net) (3)
(UPI) Spiffy A London man takes his loyal pet everywhere he goes, like to the burger bar or the pub. FARK: His loyal pet is a reindeer  (upi.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Cool Great Falls Tribune gives a shout out to Fark for Montana winter tourism slogan contest  (greatfallstribune.com) (0)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for showing them the irreverent holiday story of Atheists who donated money to Doctors Without Borders  (doubtfulnews.com) (4)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy USA Today adds Fark.com to their blogroll. WOO-HOO  (content.usatoday.com) (31)
(Huffington Post) Strange Rick Santorum has one redeeming quality that farkers can finally agree on: He loves beer  (huffingtonpost.com) (124)
(Herald Tribune) Obvious Herald Tribune talks about the weirdness of Florida stories: "Strange news aggregator Fark.com, which created a special label just for Florida stories based on the state's track record"  (heraldtribune.com) (1)
(Grantland) Stupid Dear God, it's a perfect storm of Fark hate: hipsters and the NBA. God help us all if Twilight gets worked into this somehow  (grantland.com) (87)
(Reuters) Spiffy Reuters interviews Drew Curtis as he explains how FARK gets 50 million page views a month (paragraphs 4,5,6)  (blogs.reuters.com) (10)
(Smh.com.au) Ironic News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Fark: On live TV during children's programming hours. Total Fark: It's the guy who's setting up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children  (smh.com.au) (45)
(Neatorama) Cool Neatorama gives a neato mention to Fark for bringing their attention to the Mythbusters cannonball misfire  (neatorama.com) (1)


Mon December 12, 2011
(mashable) Spiffy Mashable lists the "Top Tools for Reading the News" and picks FARK for "miscellany with a humorous bent" (#6 in slideshow)  (mashable.com) (0)
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November  (fark.com) (67)
(Jezebel) Cool 17-year-old girl invents nanoparticle that kills cancer. Still no cure for Fark memes  (jezebel.com) (314)


Sun December 11, 2011
(inquisitr) Spiffy The Inquisitr recognizes FARK as one of the sites that has followed the outrageous antics of comedian Louis CK (1st paragraph)  (inquisitr.com) (1)
(Some Deist) Asinine The War on Christmas is real in Santa Monica, as two atheists score 18 of 21 sites normally used by churches for nativity scenes. Fark: Freedom of Speech for Me, but not for Thee as 16 of the 18 atheist sites remain empty  (smdp.com) (815)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's headline about Albert Pujols becoming a Devil or Angel (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"  (duluthnewstribune.com) (50)
(Some Fabulous Guy) Dumbass Not news: Shoplifter arrested. News: Shoplifter Detained By Employees, Arrested. FARK: His teeshirt in his mugshot  (wmur.com) (99)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Fark squirrel really needs to hit the gym in about 26 minutes  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers a chance to outdo the FARK regulars with a link to the FARK Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Dumbass Not news: woman wants to convince her husband to move to a better neighborhood. News: She fakes her own rape to do it. Fark: She's a prison psychologist  (newsobserver.com) (81)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Fark) Obvious Clear off your desks and get out your sharpened #2 pencils, it's the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (33)
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August  (fark.com) (71)
(Telegraph) Interesting Researchers discover that rats display empathy, proving that rodents are more human than bankers and Farkers  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(Nola.com) Spiffy NOLA (New Orleans Times-Picayune) gives a plug to FARK for showing them the "30 freakiest ads of 2011"  (nola.com) (1)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Junebug lists FARK as one of the 10 funniest websites on the internet. YOU THINK THIS SHIAT IS FUNNY? (We're number 4, We're number 4)  (joonbug.com) (3)
(Tubefilter TV) Weird "Similar programs would comb Fark and Google Trends for talking points to recite in front of a camera." Look out, everyone, we're being groomed against our will  (news.tubefilter.tv) (51)
(The Register) Interesting Welcome to Scoonthorpe, British "eTown of the year" and edge case for the fark filters  (theregister.co.uk) (27)
(CBS NY) Cool Farkers, we are cured  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (186)
(Burlington Free Press) Spiffy Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (33)
(New Zealand Herald) Spiffy New Zealand Herald credits FARK for leading them to one of their 10 best internet links of the day (highlight #9)  (nzherald.co.nz) (0)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 344: "Let's Go Shopping". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (129)


Wed December 07, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Another FARK-ready headline: Hungry Swedes queue up for Obama's sausage  (thelocal.se) (37)
(larry brown sports) Spiffy Larry Brown Sports thanks FARK for giving them a ticket to the Tim Tebow circus  (larrybrownsports.com) (3)
(Fark) FarkParty Impromptu NOLA Fark Party this Saturday night (12/10/2011) at Tracey's on Magazine Street. Beer will flow like wine, and someone's getting naked  (fark.com) (78)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May  (fark.com) (78)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Friend of mine followed my recommendation & bought the best headphones in the world. Help a Farker out with a list of "music to be heard in great headphones"  (amazon.com) (163)
(Fark) FarkBlog Fark's annual Headline of the Year kicked off yesterday and will run for the next two weeks. Some details on that, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/27 - 12/3  (fark.com) (10)
(Pitchfork) Asinine In what will undoubtedly go down in history as the first time Fark defends hipsters, Bon Iver attacked for endorsing alcohol  (pitchfork.com) (88)
(Trending Media) Spiffy Trending Media runs the first five posts featured on the main page of Fark at 7:22 p.m. Monday, Nov. 28, 2011. Why? Why not?  (trendingmedia.blogspot.com) (0)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNN) Scary I am sick and tired of these motherfarkin' snakes in these motherfarkin' Christmas trees  (ireport.cnn.com) (75)
(CNBC) Scary S&P likely to put nearly the entire EU on warning for a credit downgrade. This is bad news for...nah, we're all farked now  (cnbc.com) (95)
(Fark) Sad A long time and well loved Total Farker, RabidDog, has passed away today in Poland. I'll miss you every day Dog  (fark.com) (934)
(Guardian) Amusing News: Iran steals allies' invasion plan from British Embassy. Fark: the invasion of France  (guardian.co.uk) (61)
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February  (fark.com) (97)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Ace Weekly) Spiffy Ace Weekly ("Lexington's Weekly Newspaper") goes to University of Kentucky Tech Week and photographs FARK founder Drew Curtis (bonus: 5 spiffy photos)  (aceweekly.com) (2)
(Gawker) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Fark's 2011 Holiday List of Unsafe Children's Toys  (cache.gawker.com) (45)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Listen up you fudging Farkers. It's about fudging time you fudging learned how to make some fudging fudge. Just don't ask us to help you pack it, that's what your mom is for  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (50)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever wheelchair headline as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (2)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Fark) Cool Impromptu NOLA Fark Party - 12/10/2011  (fark.com) (8)
(YouTube) Amusing An Irishman discusses his home brew. Farkers can share their own home brew recipes to the right  (youtube.com) (17)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post runs a link to this week's FARK Weird News Quiz, but you still don't get a chance to take it again  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Jacksonville.com) Spiffy Jacksonville.com thinks FARK's clever Colts headline is their NFL highlight of the week (last section)  (jacksonville.com) (2)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fark) Cool It's the first anniversary of the greatest Fark holiday of all. Merry Biatchmas to all, and to all a good fight  (fark.com) (72)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post writes an article about Reddit ... and still mentions FARK (6th paragraph)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)
(TBO) Spiffy Tampa Bay Online notices that their coverage of a custody dispute "is trending today on Fark.com" (2nd section)  (www2.tbo.com) (0)
(CBC) Followup Not only will apple juice kill you with arsenic, it will also make you fat. Fark's previous recommendation of substituting beer continues with additional oomph  (cbc.ca) (55)
(FrogSoda) Fail Go Fark yourself San Diego and all the News Anchor Fails of the year  (frogsoda.com) (23)
(Fark) Survey Fark's Weird News Quiz. Come for the nudity, stay for the Florida  (fark.com) (16)
(Fark) FarkParty REMINDER: Michiana Fark Party @ Lakeshore Grill in Elkhart TOMORROW  (fark.com) (15)
(Fark) FarkParty Last call for Indy Fark Party tonight at Frontpage on Mass Avenue. Despite numerous requests, you may NOT bring your own moonshine  (fark.com) (71)
(Gawker) Dumbass News: Herman Cain's lawyer goes on Piers Morgan's show to answer questions about Cain's alleged affair. Fark: He refuses to do so and then fights with Morgan (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (9)
(BBC) Interesting Headlines about fighting against capitalism, foreign wars, deadbeat fathers, strange lights in the sky and a cow that swallowed a snake: It's not Fark, it's England in 1811  (bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Boing Boing) Cool Have you ever dreamed of razing Endor and eating those farking Ewoks? Well then GOOD NEWS EVERYONE  (boingboing.net) (25)
(Abc.net.au) Followup Dear Fark, Thanks for the sweaters, signed NZ penguins  (abc.net.au) (34)
(Yahoo) Amusing Coca-Cola: We're changing the cans to save the polar bears, Public: They look like Diet Coke and taste different CHANGE THEM BACK, Coca-Cola: Ummmm...fark it, change them back  (finance.yahoo.com) (201)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some FreeThoughtBlog) Misc Culture War correspondent Ed Brayton admires Fark's take on Romney's immigration stance  (freethoughtblogs.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man tries to steal car. News: It's a police car. Near Fark: He's already inside the police car. Fark: He can't start it. Total Fark: He has the keys and calls the station for help  (newsnet5.com) (4)
(TSN) Strange Anaheim Ducks celebrate breaking a 7 game losing streak the only way they know how: firing their head coach and hiring Bruce Boudreau. Emilio Estevez is in-farking-consolable  (tsn.ca) (32)
(Short List) Amusing Cheery News: Brewery releases beer called 'Christmas Jumper'. Morbid Fark: Brewery based at UK's most notorious suicide cliff  (shortlist.com) (21)
(WBIR) Dumbass Not news: Teen accidentally shoots his girlfriend. FARK: while he was pistol-whipping his mother  (wbir.com) (42)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Not news: Stevie Wonder losing weight so he can look good. News: so he can star on a reality TV show. Fark: reality TV show is Dancing with the Stars  (starpulse.com) (56)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Experts wonder if Israel was behind those explosions at Iran's nuclear plants, if water is wet, if the sky is blue and if beer is spilled on Fark's servers every now and then  (nydailynews.com) (363)
(Daily Mail) Interesting First photo of Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln. Why am I even clicking on this? I always thought he'd make a better John Wilk-- HOLY FARK  (dailymail.co.uk) (281)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 343: "Dungeons & Dragons". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (120)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting "And on your left, you have one of the most iconic buildings in all of New York, the Fark.com UFIA Building, formerly known as the Empire State Building"  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(Some 99%) News Strap on your helmets, LA Farkers. Occupy LA is getting shut down  (abclocal.go.com) (537)
(Seattle Times) Amusing According to the Seattle Times, Fark's Indianapolis Colts headline is a winner. If only the Colts could be so lucky (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)


Tue November 29, 2011
(NewsOK) Strange News: diverse resumes help in these tough economic times. Fark: sex toy engineer, hoverboard designer, and arsonist may be a bit much to land that new career  (newsok.com) (20)
(Fark) FarkBlog Headline of the Year contest begins next Monday, here's the schedule for those threads next week. Also Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/20 - 11/26  (fark.com) (15)
(Whatever) Spiffy Not news: Hugo winning author John Scalzi live tweets while rewatching LoTR trilogy. Still not news: Asks for dubsteb remix of Smeagol fish battering scene. Fark: Gets it the next day  (whatever.scalzi.com) (79)
(Some Reporter) Interesting News: Reporter finds that most people who investigate foreclosures get scammed. Fark: Including said reporter  (poynter.org) (24)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News thinks FARK's recent NFL headline stomps all over the competition (6th section)  (mercurynews.com) (1)
(Discover) Obvious Has twitter peaked? It went to hell after Fark stopped using it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (19)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Scary Today's Fark-ready headline:"Germany ready to inseminate you"  (thelocal.de) (52)
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints vs. the New York Giants. Who Dat? vs. What The Fark Are You Lookin' At? Monday Night Football, right here (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)  (scores.espn.go.com) (1174)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Not news: Man gets busted for video recording a woman in the bathroom. FARK: Man was recording his mother-in-law. (with "cue up the banjo" mugs)  (thesmokinggun.com) (66)
(YouTube) Amusing Not news: Nutjob discovers the proliferation of occult symbolism from Masons, the Illuminati and secret societies. News: In a major Hollywood movie. Fark: Despicable Me  (youtube.com) (52)
(Fark) Plug Cyber Monday plug: every Fark Shop order placed today gets a Mystery Bonus included free with every order. LGT the shirt that the TFers have been requesting for the last six months  (shop.fark.com) (72)
(Washington Post) Obvious Redskins beat writer has apparently never read Fark, watched football for the better part of the last decade  (washingtonpost.com) (36)
(YouTube) Cool These guys must be Farkers  (youtube.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Obvious In a video made at her 19th birthday party, Miley Cyrus refers to herself as a "stoner" who "smokes way too much farkin' weed"  (music.yahoo.com) (139)


Sun November 27, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Florida is producing 33% fewer Fark.com stories than usual  (tampabay.com) (91)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post sees if their readers have been as observant as the FARK regulars by running a link to the Fark Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's clever suhspension headline (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail School tries segregating children so the white kids won't feel like minorities. Fark: In Norway. It turns øut, søme peøple have a prøblem with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (243)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Reuters) Asinine Sprint: We are the ONLY carrier to give you unlimited data. Until we upgrade our network. Then you're farked  (reuters.com) (42)
(ABC 4) Florida News: Man rescued after being stuck in quicksand after eight hours. Not News: He was in Utah. Fark: His rescue beacon was answered by the Air Force - in Florida  (abc4.com) (31)
(SportsGrid) Photoshop "Shocked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" is your Thanksgiving photo of 2011. And the only thing that might improve it would be to make it a Fark instashop contest  (sportsgrid.com) (37)
(Huffington Post) Fail Oh my God, it's a waffle maker. A waffle maker. A FARKING WAFFLE MAKER  (huffingtonpost.com) (226)
(Fark) Obvious Fark's Weird News Quiz, the dreaded Black Friday edition. Elbow your way to the front and have at it  (fark.com) (26)
(CNBC) Obvious The tea party finally responds to the Occupy movement. Buy soon, buy much, buy now ...Just farking buy something  (cnbc.com) (118)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Photoshop More than 600 children, ranging in age from 5 to 12, drew and colored turkeys for a newspaper, which then put them online. Surely, Farkers can do better (Instashop, VE)  (desmoinesregister.com) (13)
(Fark) Survey All of you weird Fark people are sort of like family members, in a way. So which weird family member are you?  (fark.com) (411)
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Not news: Man goes on Maury to confirm his girlfriend is a cheating with another man. Ultra Fark: He think's it's her MySpace friend Tom  (gizmodo.com) (85)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 342: "Triptych Portraits". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (88)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing Gawker has a ball giving credit to Fark for bringing their attention to a man with size 21 feet  (gawker.com) (1)
(Fark) FarkBlog A teaser of the upcoming Headline of the Year contests that will be starting at the beginning of December, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19  (fark.com) (13)
(Philly.com) Interesting Penn State lawyers claimed that PA open records law would fark them in the ass  (philly.com) (48)
(atpworldtour) Spiffy Roger Federer wins tennis match in straight sets. His opponent doesn't score a single point in the second set as Federer wins 6-0. Fark: His opponent was Rafael Nadal  (atpworldtour.com) (25)
(Komo) Fail Not News: 6th grader falls asleep in class. News: His punishment? Being forced to mow the school lawn. FARK: He has special needs and a medical condition causing him to sleep  (komonews.com) (128)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Huffington Post raises its glass to Fark for bringing their attention to a drunk Russian diplomat  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Fark ready headline: Illinois teenager blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight film  (huffingtonpost.com) (40)
(Showbiz Spy) Unlikely Kristen Stewart has farkin' Tourette's  (showbizspy.com) (58)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)
(Fark) PSA Sup y'all. Fark is slow today - the hamster that powers the server suffered a tryptophan OD sampling my new turkey recipe -Drew  (fark.com) (99)
(Boston.com) PSA When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday  (boston.com) (113)
(Some Guy) Interesting Farking neutron star magnets, how do they work?  (universetoday.com) (5)
(The New York Times) Weird FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe  (nytimes.com) (9)
(Gawker) Spiffy Gawker thanks FARK for feeding them the story of a compulsive squirrel fanatic  (gawker.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mississippi man steals car, wrecks it, steals another, wrecks it, attempts to steal two more and finishes by scuffling with police. Fark: All while sucking on a pacifier  (clarionledger.com) (33)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Dullest Thanksgiving horror stories ever. I know FARK can beat these (voting enabled)  (shine.yahoo.com) (207)
(Some Fan) Hero Article: CPR saves player's life - 4 times. Fark: it was Drew's dad  (blueridgenow.com) (174)
(Some Guy) Followup Dozens of Israeli women strip naked in support of nude Egyptian blogger. At last a movement Farkers can get on top of, er, behind (Probably NSFW)  (ynetnews.com) (473)
(BBC) Stupid You might be wondering 'Why the fark does the Starbucks barista have a hole in her ear the size of my fist?' Well today, I'm glad you asked  (bbc.co.uk) (262)
(MSNBC) Advice Tips for beating SAD. Fark remedy of "more whiskey" surprisingly absent  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (85)
(Business Insider) Amusing Business Insider gives Fark credit for directing their attention to a story about Larry Anderson's momentary brain cramp  (businessinsider.com) (0)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Seattle Times) Cool The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the return of Wilson Ramos is a real catch (5th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sat November 19, 2011
(InfoEWorld) Spiffy InfoEWorld (England/Wales) picks up the link to the FARK weird news quiz. Yup ...We're a hit overseas, too  (infoeworld.com) (1)
(KTLA) Amusing In case you were wondering what the aftermath of a Fark Party looks like (slideshow, some possibly Not safe for work)  (ktla.com) (79)
(kamloops daily news) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News says that FARK's Wilson Ramos headline is safely the big hit of the week (2nd section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (2)
(National Lampoon) Spiffy National Lampoon credits FARK for turning them on to the beat of the Queens University band. "Best Band Ever? (via @fark)"  (nationallampoon.com) (1)
(YouTube) Cool Bad: Being burglarized. Worse: Being burglarized a second time. Fark: Watching the second burglary live via camera and calling 911  (youtube.com) (45)
(Regina Leader Post) Spiffy Regina Leader Post covers sports events of the week with the help of FARK: "Recent news out of Venezuela caught the attention of the gang at Fark.com"  (leaderpost.com) (2)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post sees if their readers are as clever as the FARK regulars with a link to the FARK weird news quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (3)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Movember is more than halfway over and Team Fark needs your support  (movember.com) (41)
(Science Daily) Interesting Next to Fark headline submitters, galaxies are the ultimate recyclers  (sciencedaily.com) (6)
(Fark) Survey Don't know how much you remember from the last seven days, but here's the Fark Weird News Quiz to test your memory  (fark.com) (35)
(Slate) Amusing World's most popular strain of lab mouse a stereotypical farker: "He's a teenaged, alcoholic couch potato with a weakened immune system"  (slate.com) (11)
(ESPN) Amusing The legend of Tim Tebow, volume 2: Fark it, I'm going full derp  (espn.go.com) (329)
(Seattle Times) Amusing The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the NBA All-Star Game is a slam dunk (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Wired) Interesting Does gallons of booze make for a better advertisement? It sure as hell makes Fark headlines more amusing  (wired.com) (42)


Thu November 17, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Obvious Wait, what was I going to submit? Fark it, probably wasn't important  (iheartchaos.com) (16)
(Slanch Report) Dumbass College marching band makes fun of own team, gets banned by the school for the final game of the season. Fark: team is 0-9  (slanchreport.com) (26)
(CBC) Hero Politician wants you to know he doesn't give a fark what you think  (cbc.ca) (31)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives thanks to FARK for a hot William Shatner turkey story  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(Fark) Sad Farker Faethe died today at 8:10AM EST after a prolonged fight with cancer  (fark.com) (340)
(USA Today) Interesting Hey Farkers, a random Internet chatroom comment led to Sandusky's arrest. So all the time we spend here is useful after all  (content.usatoday.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Strange Fark-ready headline: "Brave grandma arrests robber with his penis"  (ghanaweb.com) (36)
(Fark) FarkParty Michiana (Michigan-Indiana area) Fark Party @ Lakeshore Grill in Elkhart  (fark.com) (25)
(USA Today) Obvious Congress calls TSA bloated and ineffective. Fark: Without even a hint of irony in their voices  (travel.usatoday.com) (220)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 341: "You Can't Fight City Hall". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (138)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Couple busted for having marijuana. Kinda news: Police tipped off by secret photos of stash. FARK: Photos were taken by their sick-of-pot-smoke 11-year-old son  (duluthnewstribune.com) (341)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Google) Photoshop If Fark went public, it would need to publish an annual report to shareholders. Photoshop the cover  (google.com) (62)
(The Local (Germany)) Weird Today's Fark-ready headline:"Pervert-pleasing high-heeled mice stompers convicted of cruelty"  (thelocal.de) (82)
(I_C_Weener) Obvious Indianapolis Fark Party, at Frontpage Sportsbar on Friday, December 2d, 8:00pm until ???? No truth to the rumor that we will have a Drew look alike contest since the last one was won by a woman. LGT site  (frontpagesportsbar.com) (26)
(Fark) FarkBlog An update Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/11  (fark.com) (34)
(all top 10 list) Spiffy FARK comes in #7 on Top 10 list of popular social bookmarking websites. We'll just have to try harder  (alltop10list.com) (15)
(Seattle Times) Weird Not news: woman dies from gunshot. Fark: that she received 15 years ago  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Scary Virginia man is determined not to be browbeaten into copping to sexual assault charges, insisting the whole story is cockeyemamie. (w/ pic that demands admittance into the Fark mugshot pantheon)  (wtvr.com) (54)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing News: man hits deer with motorcycle. Fark: friends arrive to help, load bike into truck, and leave man on side of road with deer  (ksat.com) (100)
(Tech Crunch) Interesting Company being sued by patent trolls goes on the offensive. May implement "Jack sh*t and go f*ck yourself" strategy in the case of Fark v. Patentroll  (techcrunch.com) (89)
(Boing Boing) Interesting The real cost of patent trolling is much more than jack shiat and go fark yourselves  (boingboing.net) (41)
(Boston Herald) Stupid Milan Lucic to attend suspension hearing today for a perfectly legitimate hit on a goalie. Fark: The goalie came 20 feet out of the net  (bostonherald.com) (218)
(Reuters) Spiffy Reuters writes about the future of online advertising and mentions Fark as a site that generates "a huge amount of loyalty online"  (blogs.reuters.com) (3)
(Gawker) Hero When Gaddafi farked you, you stayed farked. At least until after the surgeons stopped the internal bleeding  (gawker.com) (79)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Spiffy News: Congressman's daughter fights for medical marijuana. Fark: she's a Republican. Ultrafark: hotter than a freshly baked brownie  (signonsandiego.com) (235)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times recognizes FARK's great MLB headline about Wilson Ramos as one of the best of the week  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Boing Boing) Sad Good news: Silicon Valley job fair features Amazon, Accenture, other large tech firms. Fark: They're hiring people for jobs in India  (boingboing.net) (35)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Cool Cook Islands' attempt to make the Fark main page is successful: "Zac Guildford ran naked and bleeding into a bar, assaulted patrons, then ran off with five women"  (smh.com.au) (49)
(Gawker) Spiffy Gawker runs a weird horse story and thanks FARK leading them to it  (gawker.com) (2)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Create a retirement home for Fark cliches  (fark.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Scary Not news: Cold War ended years ago. News: There are still nuclear warheads out there. Fark: Here is a story including a map of where they are  (news.yahoo.com) (144)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers a chance to compete with FARK regulars, by giving a link to the FARK weird news quiz. No ... you can't take it again  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Slanch Report) Dumbass Not News: soccer team gets haircuts, Fark: shave QR codes for a betting website into their heads  (slanchreport.com) (7)
(WSAZ) Scary Not news: Mother has drug problem. News: Mother nods off with syringe still in arm. Fark: In the Go-Mart parking lot with two-year-old child beside her in front seat  (wsaz.com) (89)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Ironic Not news: Man saves wife from house fire. Fark: She was already cremated  (ajc.com) (21)
(Fark) Survey Clear your desks, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (42)
(Fox Business) Obvious What will Wall Street learn from a bunch of MFers? A) nothing B) nothing C) Absolutely farking nothing  (foxbusiness.com) (19)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston Globe) Stupid "What do you mean I can't buy cigarettes at a pharmacy? Fark this, I'm going to the gym to get a donut"  (bostonglobe.com) (70)
(ABC7 San Francisco) Ironic Not news: 'Occupy Oakland' raises $20,000. News: They've deposited it into a bank account. Fark: At Wells Fargo  (abclocal.go.com) (291)
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)
(Fark) FarkParty REMINDER: Brooklyn Fark Party this Saturday 11/12 at 7PM at Beer Table in Park Slope  (fark.com) (47)
(National Post) Unlikely "Try to dig up more on sibling No. 2. This person may be a better way of easing yourself into this family instead of easing yourself onto fark.com." HEY, I RESENT THAT REMARK. (shoutout in Step #3)  (arts.nationalpost.com) (8)
(AP) Dumbass Farking magnets, don't swallow more than one  (hosted.ap.org) (60)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass News: Herman Cain calls Nancy Pelosi "Princess". Fark: Ex state GOP official decides to top him. On Twitter  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (189)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Fark would like to thank two intoxicated bowlers and their poor aim in Niagara Falls for kicking off today's Lebowski Thread  (azcentral.com) (55)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting America using more fossil fuels. America, FARK YEAH  (physorg.com) (20)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 340: "Purely Film" Difficulty: no digital nonsense. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (138)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Occupy Denver elects a leader to communicate with police and city officials. News: She's a dog. Fark: An actual four-legged canine dog  (wp.koaa.com) (294)
(Some MI Zombie Mayor) Amusing Chicago: The dead vote. Michigan: The dead get voted for. Fark: They get elected  (wlns.com) (33)
(Houston Chronicle) PSA Without further ado, the funniest headline in Fark history: Dyslexic clown crashes car into fruit stand, discovers that he has a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*   (chron.com) (79)
(Joe.ie) Spiffy Joe.ie gives FARK a big write up as their top website to waste time. "Afternoons can go whizzing by in a flurry of news stories so crazy you'll find yourself continually doubting their veracity"  (joe.ie) (1)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Stupid Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic  (politico.com) (198)
(Fark) FarkBlog An update on Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5  (fark.com) (10)
(Was it in a free fall?) Asinine Not news: Man pulled over for speeding. News: Doing 225kph. Fark: in a Jeep Cherokee  (thechronicleherald.ca) (82)
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)
(NPR) Spiffy NPR picks up FARK's hilarious WGN news anchor video  (npr.org) (10)


Mon November 07, 2011
(YNet news) Obvious Obama and French president Sarkozy engage in a little bonding at the G20 Summit. Fark: Over how much they both hate Israeli president Netanyahu  (ynetnews.com) (181)
(Huffington Post) Weird Fark-ready headline: "Father and son bond over drinking dead man's toe"  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Farktographyshop. Photoshop one of your own photographs  (fark.com) (85)
(ABC) Ironic News: Republican opponent asks "where is the adult" in reference to Herman Cain. FARK: It was Michelle Bachmann  (abcnews.go.com) (39)
(YouTube) Plug Farker Ronin is raising money to fight prostate cancer by growing a manly mustache for Movember  (youtube.com) (36)


Sun November 06, 2011
(SportsGrid) Interesting From frat house to SEC kicker in under an hour. Kicker injured in pregame so the coaches call a frat house. Farkworthy coach's quote: "Hey, an intoxicated [kicker] is better than nobody"  (sportsgrid.com) (40)
(BBC) Strange Not news: Man trapped in train crash. Fark: A model train in his back garden  (bbc.co.uk) (39)
(The Advocate) Cool Not news: Corporations biatching about burdensome government regulations. Fark: Like the Defense of Marriage Act  (advocate.com) (89)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Amusing Report from shooting set of "The Hobbit". With a pic of Leroy the Pig that would make Fark squirrel jealous  (aintitcool.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Followup Not news: Yet another tech expert calls Siri a potential "Google Killer". Fark: It's Google's Eric Schmidt  (appleinsider.com) (70)
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Fark cliches invade other forms of media  (fark.com) (45)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Not news: Underground fire in an old abandoned mine proves difficult to extinguish Holy Fark: It's been burning for 70 years  (ksl.com) (84)
(Roanoke Times) Dumbass Not news: Salem High School marching band flawlessly executes halftime show with artistry and precision. Fark: with an escaped, mostly-nekkid Noid of some kind running amuck among them carrying a stolen flag  (roanoke.com) (46)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers a chance to compete with FARK regulars, by giving a link to the FARK weird news quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Daily Kos) Fail Your GOP at work: Voting to subpoena White House for Solyndra documents and voting to block subpoenas of BP for oil spill documents. Fark.com: On the SAME day  (dailykos.com) (97)
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)
(Fark) FarkParty Yet another Brooklyn Fark Party: Saturday 11/12/11 7PM at Beer Table in Park Slope  (fark.com) (17)
(Fark) Followup *** IMPORTANT *** Waterbury Fark Party Nov 5 Postponed due to weather related issues  (fark.com) (15)
(Metronews.ca) Amusing FARK ready headline: "Now we know where Demi Moore likes it." Hint: It's not the front  (metronews.ca) (132)
(Fark) Survey It's Friday, so it's time for this week's episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz to make you feel bad about yourself  (fark.com) (42)
(Quad City Times) Obvious "Man tries to pay old traffic ticket in pennies". If you've been on Fark for more than a week, you know why it's "tries" and not "succeeds"  (qctimes.com) (83)
(LiveLeak) Scary It's wonderful to be out on a surfboard on a beautiful day UNTIL THE GIANT FARKING WHALES ATTACK  (liveleak.com) (37)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Toledo Blade) Dumbass News: Mother forgets son at Chuck-E-Cheese. Fark: Man finds kid walking eight miles from his home, and returns him. Ultra Fark: Man is city mayor  (toledoblade.com) (57)
(YouTube) Cool Cool: awesome cover of Science Fiction Double Feature from Rocky Horror. Fark: by Moby, Stephin Merritt, Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman  (youtube.com) (52)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Not news: Unhappy with wedding pictures, man sues photographer. News: Six years later. Fark.com: He wants to recreate the images 6 years later, after he's already divorced, and after his wife has moved to Latvia  (msnbc.msn.com) (117)
(Buzzfeed) Weird Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, I present the Ketchup Fountain  (buzzfeed.com) (82)
(Some Balti-moran) Hero Vietnam vet shows would-be robber of liquor store what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Fark: the vet's pet parrot was on his shoulder the entire time  (perryhall.patch.com) (106)
(Kickstarter) Plug Old-school Farker is launching a Kickstarter campaign for a new game. Come check it out; if you like it you could help a fellow Farker out  (kickstarter.com) (75)
(Hungry Shooter) Amusing Fark ready headline: "Man Bites Man, Gunfire Follows"  (wowt.com) (15)
(Politico) Misc Not News: White House spokesperson quotes the Bible. News: Incorrectly. Fark: In support of a jobs initiative?  (politico.com) (207)
(Gawker) Spiffy Gawker thanks FARK for turning them on to the story of an 83 year-old male prostitute  (gawker.com) (1)
(UPI) Interesting New camera can 'see' pollution. In related news, your room is a farking MESS  (upi.com) (21)
(Fark) FarkParty Impromptu Twin Cities Fark Party - Friday November 4th @ 6:30pm at Psycho Suzi's  (fark.com) (52)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 339: "State Fair". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (125)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Question: How the fark did UGA actually manage to beat the Florida Gators for the first time in eternity? Answer: *  (espn.go.com) (60)
(Discovery) Cool Intelligent aliens could be found by looking for their streetlights. This is not a repeat from a legendary Fark thread  (news.discovery.com) (31)
(Science Daily) Obvious People rationalize when they have no choices, and rebel when they think they have an out. Although the Fark greenlight system is sometimes capricious, I think it works pretty well over all  (sciencedaily.com) (5)
(Philly.com) Asinine Fark ready headline: "Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint"  (philly.com) (48)
(Fark) FarkBlog German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29  (fark.com) (5)
(Some Guy) Fail Not News: Peeping tom caught in the act. News: All occupants of victims' house give chase. Fark: Victims are town council members holding an illegal meeting  (wcnc.com) (48)
(brooklyn daily) Spiffy Brooklyn Daily runs a notice of FARK's annual nerd news party. "Weird news fans can meet some of the strangest minds in the business"  (brooklyndaily.com) (4)
(FITSnews) Amusing "That post got picked up by Fark.com - which promptly sent about half a million hits to our website. Thanks, dudes." You're welcome... I guess. (contains possibly not-safe-for-work pics of slutty Halloween costume)  (fitsnews.com) (1)
(CNBC) Unlikely Because what the banks REALLY need is more farking money  (cnbc.com) (33)
(CNBC) Obvious U.S. banks are at fire sale levels. We don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn  (cnbc.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man in Halloween mask scares girlfriend. Still not news: her dog attacks him: Still not news: he understands the dog reacted normally. Fark: he wants dog put down  (courierpress.com) (131)
(Daily Mail) Asinine News: Bank of America forecloses on homeowner, three years after his house is destroyed by a hurricane. Fark: The homeowner had continued to make mortgage payments on the property  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Nashville Scene) Asinine Not news: Occupy protester gets arrested. News: "Protester" was working member of the media covering the protest. Fark: Arrest captured on video, including officer saying "charge this one for resisting arrest"  (nashvillescene.com) (247)
(Marketwatch) Obvious The easy money has already been made. The rest of you plebes can fark off  (marketwatch.com) (39)
(Billings Gazette) Amusing Today's fully Fark-compliant headline: "Man admits switchblade assault in squirrel dispute"  (billingsgazette.com) (28)
(UPI) Misc IU's Kinsey institute finds that grandma's sexual satisfaction is not tied to her birth control. Grandma.... sexual... satisfaction. How's your breakfast, Farkers?  (upi.com) (58)
(ESPN) Interesting Big East to WVU: Hey, don't get too excited, you can't leave for the Big XII until 2014. WVU to Big East: Get farked  (espn.go.com) (72)
(LA Times) Ironic Ad: "For the last week in October, the Magic Castle will be ON FIRE with the spirit of Halloween" Fark: Magic Castle is ON FIRE with real flames on Halloween day  (latimes.com) (29)


Mon October 31, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Mt. Rushmore has room for one more bust. Conservatives want Reagan, Liberals want Roosevelt, subby really wants Marilyn Monroe's bust, Farkers want... Drew Curtis?  (abcnews.go.com) (327)
(Some Guy) Stupid You know the economy is farked when the police say they'll stop responding to 911 calls if town leaders don't provide more gas money  (wtkr.com) (83)
(YouTube) Video Not news: Soccer player falls to the ground. Fark: After getting sucker punched from behind by a fan. Ultra Fark: Fan promptly receives a few kicks to the head from the player's team  (youtube.com) (54)
(The Geat Pumpkin) Photoshop Annual Fark Photoshop Pumpkin Carving Contest  (freakingnews.com) (29)
(Fark) Strange I heard some kid died last year because of the Annual Fark Spooky Story Halloween thread, and so we're not going to have one this year. So definitely don't post scary stories in this thread  (fark.com) (409)


Sun October 30, 2011
(journal star) Spiffy Lincoln Journal Star thinks FARK's recent NFL headline is one they wish that they had written  (journalstar.com) (0)
(YouTube) Cool Tom Waits' new album has gone largely unnoticed at Fark. Let's change that  (youtube.com) (54)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Pumpkinhead Squirrel auditions to be FARK's official Halloween mascot  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)
(ESPN) Amusing Man held in Egyptian prison told Mets won 2011 series. FARK: He believed it  (espn.go.com) (22)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers one more chance to see if they were paying attention, with a link to the FARK weird news quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting 2,700 year old picture of childbirth found at Etruscan dig site, complete with inscription reading "GIVE ME MY EPIDURAL OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THAT FARKING STETHOSCOPE"  (sciencedaily.com) (25)
(MSNBC) Scary As if turning your hands and mouth black and tasting like a retread tire isn't bad enough, black licorice will also seriously fark up your heart  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (171)
(Denver Post) Sappy Not news: Park is named for two Army heroes killed by bomb. Fark: One of them was a Labrador Retriever, and it's a dog park. A very dusty dog park  (denverpost.com) (32)
(The Courier) Strange Not news: Live nativity scene planned for Christmas. Fark: With the parts played by meerkats  (thecourier.co.uk) (16)
(E! Online) Followup Thanks to numerous Farker complaints, FCC will now investigate Nancy Grace's Nipplegate  (eonline.com) (73)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNBC) Scary FarkTV rides again?  (cnbc.com) (38)
(Fark) Obvious Oh, it's back all right. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, baby. LET'S DO THIS THING  (fark.com) (30)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives FARK a slice of the credit for showing them the story about a homemade guillotine  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Financial Post) Interesting "Siri, what is the largest smartphone maker?" "Oh, fark off, Subby"  (business.financialpost.com) (30)
(Fox News) Asinine News: Muslim college students are shocked ... SHOCKED ... that they are surrounded symbols of Christianity. Fark: At Catholic University  (radio.foxnews.com) (356)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Boing Boing) Followup Iraq veteran injured by police at Occupy Oakland still in medically-induced coma. Article with link to donation page to help cover Olsen's medical expenses. He did what he could for the 99% - now it's our turn, Farkers  (boingboing.net) (751)
(Wired) Dumbass Farking loosely-organized hybrid gangs, how do they work?  (wired.com) (45)
(Boing Boing) Dumbass Pro-tip: When mayor of Toronto, for faster 911 response utter these secret words: "You biatches. Don't you farking know? I'm Rob farking Ford, the mayor of this city"  (boingboing.net) (98)
(fangraphs) Spiffy Fangraphs notices FARK's "asinine" tag when it comes to energy drinks in MLB clubhouses (4th section)  (fangraphs.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Amusing "I hate you all. Go back to Gainesville and manufacture human misery that we can laugh at from afar. That's what Florida is for, why we even keep it around. Being Fark fodder"   (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com) (20)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Samuel L. Jackson named the hightest grossing motherfarker of all time  (starpulse.com) (91)
(Herald Times Reporter) Unlikely Not news: Man offers drunk woman a ride home from the bar. Not news: She wants to fark in the car. Fark: She winds up in jail for sexual assault, owing him almost $1,600 in restitution. He can buy something really fabulous with that  (htrnews.com) (143)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 338: "Graves 3: Return to the Land of the Dead". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (220)


Wed October 26, 2011
(BBC) Strange Tales from the Royal Society. The Fark of 17th Century England  (bbc.co.uk) (22)
(Fox News) Amusing Fark: Female driver drives her car into her neighbor's yard. Double Fark: Gets stuck and calls 911. Ultra Fark: She's five and tells the cops to hurry up 'cuz her mom will be "pissed" at her  (video.foxnews.com) (49)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News rounds up the best sports headlines of the week and puts FARK's NFL skewering at the top of the list (2nd section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)
(Gawker) Stupid News: Rick Perry blames the debates for his drop in poll numbers. Fark: Not his performance in them, but the concept of debates in general (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (100)
(This Is Plymouth) Sad Not news: Young people running up gambling debts. News: Police fear they could be forced into shoplifting and street-fighting. Fark: Gamblers are aged five, playing marbles  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (43)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times thinks FARK's clever headline about NFL myths is one of highlights of the week (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(The Daily Record) Spiffy High School soccer player to cancer: Fark you  (dailyrecord.com) (7)
(Windsor Star) Cool Not news: Car dealership offers $10,000 toward the sale or lease of a car for whoever hits a hole-in-one during local golf tournament. Fark: A 13-year-old does it  (windsorstar.com) (19)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Geekosystem) Interesting To the left, a cool story about a one-armed guy who had his cellphone implanted in his prosthetic arm. To the right, every gadget that Farkers would want in -their- prosthetic arms  (geekosystem.com) (85)
(Fark) FarkBlog Voting threads for Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22  (fark.com) (12)
(Vimeo) Video To the left: Subby's first attempt at a time lapse. To the right: Farkers probably making Subby cry  (vimeo.com) (69)
(Gawker) Cool Gawker sees nothing wrong with crediting Fark for directing their attention to a story about a guy who did nothing wrong  (gawker.com) (1)
(The Atlantic) Obvious To that segment of Fark that smells like a baboon's ass: You should be ashamed of yourselves  (theatlantic.com) (54)
(Daily Mail) Fail Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Why you need to watch Parks and Recreation, including, but not limited to, Ron farking Swanson  (denofgeek.com) (173)
(LiveLeak) Cool Why Fark needs an awesome tag. Grab a barf bag and take a 10-minute ride with the Blue Angels  (liveleak.com) (23)
(New York Daily News) Ironic 60-year-old musician sues for age discrimination after he's denied entry into "young artists" competition. Fark: He now wants 88-year-old judge dismissed from his case because he's too old  (nydailynews.com) (29)
(Jezebel) Fail That awkward moment when you co-write a book with your friend, then stop being friends with her, then have to appear together on live farking television to promote it (w/ awkward-as-hell video)  (jezebel.com) (33)
(Time) Obvious Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died  (time.com) (212)
(Marketwatch) Cool Right Now there are over 5,000 people submitting to Fark. Right Now Drew is crying into his beer somewhere. Right Now, an Admin is frantically redlighting links. Right Now, Oracle is purchasing RightNow  (marketwatch.com) (12)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool The three finalists in the Blizzcon costume contest are farking amazing, but all of that will be overshadowed in the comments by what a fatass Jay Mohr is turning into  (iheartchaos.com) (57)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Clearly this guy is a Totalfarker. Cheers  (liveleak.com) (44)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing Gawker lifts a glass to Fark for directing their attention to a story about a liquor store accident  (gawker.com) (1)
(The Register) Cool "Reg hacks confront really wide Oz load terror." Really britain, really? I thought you spoke English over there. WHAT THE FARK AM I READING???? *clicks* Oh, your mom is on the move again  (theregister.co.uk) (19)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Suddeutsche Zeitung) Weird "Existential anxiety" leads priest to skim from collection plate for 40 years, amassing a 1 million euros hoard. Fark: He never spent a cent of it  (worldcrunch.com) (94)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post notes that if you are crash landing a plane in a strip mall, astute FARK readers will quickly find the footage (1st paragraph)  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks FARK for turning them on to the infamous copper caper  (gizmodo.com) (1)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Detroit News) Spiffy Michigan restaurant unveils 338 pound burger, enough to feed three Totalfarkers  (detnews.com) (94)
(Fark) Survey A bit late, but it's finally time to see how many stories you remember from the last week. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz  (fark.com) (57)
(Gawker) Fail News: Guy dresses up like a ref and rushes the field at UCLA-Arizona game. Fark: Then he begins streaking. TotalFark: All of the confusion causes a bench-clearing brawl (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Sad Shelf collapse at liquor store sends 6,810 bottles of wine crashing to the ground (with video sure to make every Farker cry)  (sheboyganpress.com) (99)
(Examiner) Amusing "The breaking news on Beyonce today is she's eating French fries. Unfortunately, there's nothing else... The website Fark thought the headline and the story was strange enough." THAT'S THE JOKE  (examiner.com) (2)
(UPI) Fail Man posed as federal agent to dodge debt. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that his plan had some major flaws  (upi.com) (30)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Obvious: Herman Cain gets schooled in a debate. Amusing: by Bill Clinton. Fark: in 1994  (washingtonmonthly.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Fail Good: School calls parents to say the bus carrying their special-needs children home will be a little late. Fark: Does not tell them it's because the driver passed out, crossed oncoming traffic and crashed into a tree  (wtkr.com) (42)
(BBC) Sad Bad: Your sister is murdered. Cool: You set up a charity walk in her memory: Fark: You get gangrene in the process and have part of your leg amputated  (bbc.co.uk) (31)
(MSNBC) Interesting Fark-ready headline: "Five stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party"  (msnbc.msn.com) (37)
(The Onion) Amusing RIP Fark Politics Tab 2006-2011  (theonion.com) (133)
(fund my mutual fund) Spiffy Mutual fund site notices huge spike in traffic from FARK main page headline. Once again, the power of FARK  (fundmymutualfund.com) (1)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 337: "That's No Moon...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (182)


Wed October 19, 2011
(US NEWS) Obvious News: Obama makes a statement without the use of his teleprompter. Yes, this really is news. Fark: The news report states that his comment was one sentence long  (usnews.com) (132)
(ESPN) Cool TONIGHT, the October Classic begins as "Back-to-Back" AL Champions, the Texas Rangers, take on the NL Champion St. Louis Cardinals. THIS is YOUR Official FARK Thread for Game 1 of the 2011 World Series. (8pm EST/7pm CST on FOX)  (scores.espn.go.com) (580)
(Gothamist) Sad ATTENTION FARK KNITTERS: A bunch of penguins in New Zealand urgently need you to knit them tiny little sweaters. Their life pretty much depends on it. Please help  (gothamist.com) (156)
(ESPN) Florida Muschamp: look, motherfarker, I'm sorry. All right? Goddamnit  (espn.go.com) (17)
(Science Daily) Interesting Blade production lines existed as much as 400,000 years ago. Some motherfarker's always trying to ice-skate uphill  (sciencedaily.com) (4)
(Daily Mail) Sad Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook  (dailymail.co.uk) (150)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Knight profit rises after some basic modifications, convertible top, sassy black character, and that farking truck with a ramp  (marketwatch.com) (7)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Architecture firm sponsors contest to design a zombie proof house and attracts over 200 vote-able entries. Farkers to skew the voting in 3,2,1  (zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com) (79)
(MSNBC) Sad For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction...is quite a farking thing  (photoblog.msnbc.msn.com) (142)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Obvious Panera Bread respectfully walks away from deal before it becomes farking hostile  (press-citizen.com) (37)
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) lists FARK'S hilarious NFL headline as a highlight of their Morning Briefing column  (theprovince.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Farking magnetic sensors, how do they measure distances between vehicles?  (physorg.com) (9)
(Fark) FarkBlog Zombie injuries not life threatening, seamen leaving ferries in Greek ports, and an explanation of Herman Cain's pro-llama agenda: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15  (fark.com) (4)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Romney on foreclosed homeowners: Fark 'em  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (204)
(Wall Street Journal) Sad Two-thirds of U.S. workers are either overweight, obese or Farkers  (blogs.wsj.com) (168)
(Gawker) Sick KFC's sequel to the Double Down takes basically everything they serve, puts it in a bowl and then adds a farkload of bacon  (gawker.com) (114)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Ian McShane talks about swapping music with that c*cksucker Johnny Depp and the possible return of motherfarking Deadwood  (insidemovies.ew.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fark goes to Occupy Wall Street. This is what we saw  (blog.joethepeacock.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Video News: one-year-old found wandering alone in grocery's produce aisle. FARK: It's a bear  (duluthnewstribune.com) (30)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Unlikely Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick were probably just farking with everybody, but Subby would help pay for them to make a show about "Liam Neeson with a child bride fighting vampires"  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (32)
(Fark) Survey What movies would a Fark-required watching list consist of? What movies have you seen just because of Fark?  (fark.com) (518)
(Slate) Weird Herman Cain 1991 singing, "Imagine there's no pizza." Fark could use a "Hunh?" Tag for this one  (slate.com) (66)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Don't call it a comeback, the market's been farked for years  (finance.yahoo.com) (9)
(Discover) Amusing Yeah, that guy from Fark.com. No, everyone knows Reddit came up with it first  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (50)
(Fark) Followup Connecticut Fark Party - November 5  (fark.com) (11)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times throws a stiff arm laugh at FARK's recent football headline (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange Okay, Fark fencing experts... what in the world is going on in the linked photo?  (sports.yahoo.com) (240)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Not news: Memorial dedicated for victims of 1979 plane crash. News: A class of 6th graders made it happen. Fark: American Airlines wrote them a letter telling them to "let it go"  (suntimes.com) (44)
(Hot Air) Cool Not News: Hollywood movie about the navy SEALs. Farkin Awesome: All SEALs in the film played by actually Farkin SEALs, who wrote their own action scenes. Cool trailer  (hotair.com) (85)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Regina Leader Post) Spiffy Regina Leader Post decides that no article about the Boston Red Sox failure is complete without an epic FARK headline (3rd paragraph)  (leaderpost.com) (1)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Starting your day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette. Fark: A 2-year old starting their day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette (w/photos)  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives its readers a chance to see how clever they are with a link to the FARK weekly quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Fri October 14, 2011
(WebProNews) Strange "The aforementioned feedback was loud and clear on many movie-following websites, including Ain't It Cool News, SlashFilm, Fark." Wait ...what?  (webpronews.com) (10)
(TV Guide) Cool Brent Spiner as the Joker because why the fark not  (tvguide.com) (65)
(Gawker) Sad If you are still opposed to same-sex marriage after watching this, then you have no farking soul  (gawker.com) (815)
(Scientific American) Asinine DEA: Pot is illegal because there isn't enough research. Researchers: We would like to study marijuana. DEA: Go fark yourself, hippies  (scientificamerican.com) (111)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News lists FARK's great Tiger Woods headline as one of the best of the sports week (5th section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)
(Fark) Obvious Fark's Weird News Quiz, demonstrating the inverse relationship between how well you score on it and how much work you actually accomplished this week  (fark.com) (36)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Above the Law) Dumbass Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browses Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans  (abovethelaw.com) (82)
(Some Guy) Cool Colorado Springs TFers: Anyone interested in a very impromptu Fark party? Tonight @ 10pm. LGT where; DIT  (oldchicago.com) (11)
(Network World) Spiffy Network World picks up a lead FBI story from FARK: "a social-bookmarking site that specializes and delights in skewering the stupid" (3rd paragraph)  (networkworld.com) (7)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Lady gets a $1500 cell phone bill...Verizon says it's likely from "music or video streaming." Her phone isn't even capable of streaming. Verizon's response: Fark you, pay me  (consumerist.com) (292)
(CNBC) Amusing 'Dr. Doom' economist famous for gloomy predictions is selling his failing business. Fark: Projected 80% revenue growth into next year  (cnbc.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Asinine Father and son arrested and charged with..ah, fark it, you'll never make it past the mugshots anyways  (kare11.com) (83)
(daily gleaner) Spiffy The Daily Gleaner (Canada) loves FARK's hilarious baseball auction headline (5th section)   (dailygleaner.canadaeast.com) (0)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 336: "Infrastructure". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (185)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post tests their readers' weird IQ with a link to the FARK weekly quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (3)
(digg) Followup Digg digs the story of the 12 most epic FARK threads  (digg.com) (19)
(Derry Journal) Strange Not news: teenage girls go riding around at high speed. News: around two countries. Fark: in a stolen hearse, driven by one of their dads  (derryjournal.com) (11)
(CNBC) Stupid Bank Bailout 2: Electric Farkeverybodyaloo  (cnbc.com) (27)

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