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500 headlines found matching 'Fark'
Wed October 18, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Long time Farker published a sci-fi novel. To quote Jay Sherman from The Critic, "Buy my book Buy my Book"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Remember Google's all-conquering AlphaGo AI? It just got spanked by a new version that taught itself Go from scratch. Fark: after just 40 days, it beat the prior version 100-0
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your dream cast for the inevitable movie about the Trump Presidency? LGT Fark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He's been to Conjunction Junction. All of his tenses are perfect. He once wrote a total ellipsis that turned the sky dark and terrified superstitious peasants. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Institute for Scolding The Fark Out Of You For Enjoying Life Once In A While says even moderate drinking will scar your kids for life
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 17, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mayor of Calgary runs on a "fark you, rich-ass hockey team, build your own goddamn stadium" platform. Entire city council gets re-elected
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence claims she once had to do naked casting line-up with other actresses and had the producer deeming her ''farkable'. "The director of that film asked me if he could have me star in a porno as that character"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's real estate partner thinks he might be the dumbest farking guy on the face of the earth
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I just learned that Mickey Mouse is actually Michael Mouse and Minnie's a diminutive for Minerva. What other weird not well known trivia can you share with the other farkers?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "The secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No wonder subby never gets funnied in Fark threads, apparently funny people have higher IQs
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(Art of Manliness)
 
 
 
Farkers: do you ever make homemade sausage? Is it worth the effort vs. just buying it at a gourmet store?
source: artofmanliness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Did the President just fark up a GOP wet dream?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Shiat's on fire, yo
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(Patriot not Partisan)
 
 
 
Farker gets piece published critiquing the rhetorical strategy of Donny TwoScoops. That's the joke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
First fatality linked to Hurricane Ophelia confirmed in Ireland. LGT Ophelia liveblog. Stay safe Irish Farkers
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 6 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers )
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So what was her Fark handle?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline for today: "Opposition mounts against proposed Dairy Queen-turned-slaughterhouse"
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
It's called Pluto, motherfarker
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man lives in woods for ten years to get away from his wife, who was upset with his a) drinking, b) messing around on Fark, or c) gardening
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Pinkham)
 
 
 
Terrible Restaurant Customers, part ???, where a Wrigleyville waitress demonstrates the proper technique for dealing with an irate customer: "Fark you. I put on my biggest smile"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter Is Crawling With Bots. This submission to Fark was not made by a bot. Probably
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as nostalgic as getting an actual game box and manual it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week a new DLC launches for Grim Dawn. What have you been playing? Cuphead? PUBG? Shadow of War? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite genres?
source: gog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small-town baker defends his cream doughnut, saying sugary sodas are worse. Fark: 1-kilogram doughnut (that's 2.2lbs) with bonus photo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You're right, Mr. President, the media is very bad. So bad our ratings have jumped as have our revenues. Please criticize us more you farking moron
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(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, Thanksgiving is coming soon, but turkey can be enjoyed all year long. Besides.. what if you don't want a whole bird? Faires may be closing up but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a mighty fine leg or breast at home, right?
source: thepioneerwoman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein lets the paparazzi know he's got their backs; "I've always been loyal to you guys, not like those farking pricks who treat you like shiat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline "Why the Vegas shooter did it". Article: Fark if anybody really knows at this point because the investigation is ongoing, but here's 20,000 words of me using the tragedy to explain to you what *I* think is wrong with society
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's media outreach program (details in thread)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Even on Fark, the words "sex toy" and "day care" should never appear in the same headline. SFW video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share the funny bon mots you contributed to Fark threads way too late in the discussion to get votes. Claim what is rightly YOURS
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 649: "That's No Moon 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Take a writer away from his typewriter and all you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place." -Charles Bukowski. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'why is the room spinning and where's my typewriter' edition
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Sol shows off its Halloween costume a bit early. That's one big Jack O'Lantern The Sun is there. (Interesting, Cool, & Spiffy also applicable. FARK needs Pareidolia tag.)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: 976 sq-ft cottage sells for $1,100,000. Fark: Buyer gets no interior viewing, must make extensive repairs before close of escrow, and seller gets 7 years to live there rent free
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Rep. Al Green unveils articles of impeachment against Trump. News: Less than an hour later, process to consider the resolution was set to begin. Fark: Green failed to show up, resulting in the resolution not being considered
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC! Except us, we got Fark
source: birminghammail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Another male Hollywood celebrity announces that he's also been a victim of sexual harassment. Fark: Rob Schneider
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit to British farmers: Your income is expected to be cut in half. Suck, suck it hard and long for voting for this you stupid mother farkers. SUUUUCCKKK IIIIIITTTTTT
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
We must unite with our farking moron for reasons that are unclear
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline (and pun-packed story): "Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police"
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I guess the crazy apple doesn't fall far from the crazy Senate. Or something...fark this - GOD BLESS 'MURICA *waves pistol around*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Wanna hear a scary story? 👻
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Game developer fired for wishing a player got cancer on Discord doubles down, claims his right to free speech was violated. Fark: Nope, he actually apologized and checked himself into rehab
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's how to make the best spaghetti & meatballs ever. Look, this may not be the most exciting headline on Fark today, but at least it's about something people actually like. So go ahead and click the link, make some pasta, and be happy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The monthly Chili argument, recipes and screaming about beans on the right, link to last thread on the left. Best chili takes beans and corn, come at me bro
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Ok, for all you old-school Farkers out there, an almost blast from the past. It's not the old Mugshot Roundup, but close. Feast your eyes on the worst mugshot haircuts to be found on the internet
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farking stupid Trump is out of his mind for wanting to get rid of the Iran nuke deal because Iran attempted to buy nuclear technology illegally 32 times. Wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
May: fark it, what happens if we just leave?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farker king of vegas quoted in article about Vegas shooter and the lifestyle of video poker pros
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Hey LA Farkers - get up early and watch SpaceX put up 10 satellites for Iridium. Launch scheduled for 5:37am PT, 8:37am on the east coast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: President Trump claims to have done something that is demonstrably false. Fark: Claims to have "come up with" the term "Fake"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old Blue Eyes once told Trump to go fark himself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is playing zero-dimensional chess." If CNN is going to just steal Fark comments as headlines, they should at least let Fark use their logo on links
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
We're going inside the fantasy matchups for NFL Week 5. Have questions about your lineup? Good news: the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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Sat October 07, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
So which of you beer-soaked Farkers penned this screed?
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Cool: High Schoolers launch weather balloon to 32 km above Earth. Video: Fark Yeah. Spiffy: Launch during the August eclipse to see the Moon's shadow. Obvious: Buzz Aldrin's fist is ready for the first idiot who asks why there are no stars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've got too much bad news yet again this week. Take some time away from it with the Fark News Quiz, Sept. 24-30 banana edition. Because it's bananas
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Awkward: borrowing money from your boss. Failure: borrowing money from your CEO just to keep the doors open. Fark: ...again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK, which Farker made a 10 hour video of the song Never Gonna Give You Up and flagged it as containing nudity, thus forcing a YouTube moderator to have to carefully watch ten hours of RickRolls to catch the supposed nudity?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
C-List celebrity: The Fast & the Furious was a masterpiece, a modern day Godfather, until that no good loser Dwayne showed up. Fark him
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In Missouri, the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled on The Temple's appeal in their case to claim religious exemption from the state's informed consent and mandatory waiting period abortion restrictions. Fark: The Satanic Temple
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's two-word opinion on whether chefs should avoid talking about politics: fark that. Then adds: "There is nothing, look, is there anything on this planet more political than food? No there is not"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Obvious: 92% of Democrats believe in global warming. Fark: A majority of Republicans now agree with them
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as addictive as boarding other ships in Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Cuphead? Battle Chasers Nightwar? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite gaming mods?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowa: We'd like to fix our healthcare markets please. HHS: Okay. Trump: Actually, no. You can't. Because fark you
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am sick and tired of all these goddamn losers misquoting me on the farking internet." - Gloria Steinem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Jack's "Batman" Joker costume, Chris Pratt's Starlord helmet, the piano from "Casablanca," or (welcome to fark) Garth's tighty whities from "Wayne's World 2?"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you call Siri a fark trumpet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Bill to ban the sale of "bump stocks" for rifles set to be introduced in Congress next week. Holy Fark: By a Florida GOP Congressman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems that the Vegas shooter booked hotel rooms overlooking the Chicago Lollapalooza festival two months ago as well. Fark: Malia Obama was there
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: Women who escaped Edmonton prison arrested at escape room
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 648: "Software Hootenanny 7". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's almost as true if you misread it as "flatulence." Welcome to fark
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's Mayor Cruz, if you're nasty (fark *really* needs an AWESOME tag)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Sears Canada exec reneges on 40% of the court-approved Hardship Fund that was to be set aside for destitute laid-off workers. Fark: Because he's personally keeping the money as a bonus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dude on Jeopardy hates the farking Eagles, man
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Winners of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry told to chill the fark out
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeVos farks DeTaxpayers, bigly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We've not received bribes from Adidas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to deal with concern trolls? Subby's activist FB group has an outbreak and needs advice on how to not have to deploy real time moderation. (LGT Fark but Fark is not the subject)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure it's an older article, but since Fark likes to keep recycling old fear-inducing click-bait, let's set the story straight: "No, There Has Not Been a Mass Shooting On Average For Each Day of the Year"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
STD rates are at an all-time high, except among Farkers
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways is so devoted to your comfort, they're starting to use science to SHUT THAT LITTLE FARKING MONSTER IN SEAT 34B UP ALREADY
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all, back from a year long hiatus from TFark due to poverty caused by being a teacher. I'm really happy to be back. You guys lighten my life and I missed you all so much. -Farkbadger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark cleared in investigation into Russian influence on social media sites
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8pm ET) brings you 2 hours of songs with a female's name in the title. The occasional end-of-show "Fark 2017" end segment is in limbo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, it says everything you need to know about the POTUS when one of the first things you wonder after hearing of the mass murders in Las Vegas is how Donald Trump is going to fark this up
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(Fandango)
 
 
 
The most quoted movie on Fark, back in theaters for its 30th anniversary. 2 days only this month. Enjoy
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
We're going inside the fantasy matchups for NFL Week 4. Have questions about your lineup? Good news: the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, the Supreme Court has ruled that your reaffirmation on your opposition to gay marriage can go fark itself
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat September 30, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Top reasons why prostitution is better than nursing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since subs is bored, let's start a Wheel of Time casting discussion thread (complete with one of the most "what in the blue fark were you smoking, injesting and reading simultaneously" castings)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Bank teller steals $185,000. Fark: From homeless man
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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Fri September 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take comfort Farkers, even NFL quarterbacks live in their parents' basements
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Farker is at a farking NHL pre-season hockey game at a brand farking new rink, so let's have a farking thread. The farking pucks drop at farking 7pm ET. SHUT THE FARK UP, PIERRE
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway responds to NATO's pleas for help in Afghanistan. Fark: by sending ten soldiers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Story of special interest to Farkers on the left. Thoughtful, rational discussion of ethics and policy to the right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well-known Farker gives NPR interview on volunteer radio operators heading to Puerto Rico (LGT The Takeway main page, only link to the audio story)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sleeping with a student. Worse: Sleeping with more than one. Fark: Turning your classroom into a sex den
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Much more successful than that owlbear petting zoo, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Dungeon Siege 1 to 3 (with DLC) for $3.99 USD. What have you been playing? On a side note is there an older game you tried recently and love? Tell us
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser, it's a casino," Jimmy Kimmel says of the Alabama clusterfark
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ever try to reproduce something tasty from a restaurant you've been to? How did it go for you... and what did you make? C'mon, Farkers, help us enjoy the good stuff in the comforts of home
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 647: "Don't Burn Bridges". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post submits headline to Fark, does not get approved, posts it on their own site in a fit of pique
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy who swallowed a Playmobil toy traffic cone has to have it surgically removed. Fark: 40 years later
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warner looks at Reddit and sees a bunch of Russian propaganda targets. He looked at Fark too, but got contact drunk and doesn't remember what he saw, or how he accidentally deleted the Politics Tab
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity is #1. Fark considers new weekly threads
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I think that in light of Twitter revealing that their 240 character limit is arbitrary that we on fark should consider why we are limited to only 250. Do the owners and maintainers of this website believe that we can or shouldn't express our selves m
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fresh out of farks to give, Sen. McCain says that Trump is wrong on the NFL protests, as it is their right to do as they want as American citizens
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If Fark were the American Film Institute, this would be the AFI Top 13 Films
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark wants to make the World a better place. Let's have a teacher's support thread. What makes you work as hard as you do? What makes you facepalm?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study finds that one third of people told to evacuate during a natural disaster will become Fark headlines
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ding dong, Trumpcare's dead. Saudi women can now drive, and Mueller is gearing up to interview WH staff. It's a good day in Farkville, yea? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts tonight at 8PM EDT
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Was there a sale on flamethrowers? Because everyone seems to be VERY VERY ANGRY today. Well, I have 2 words for you: Bunny Lingerie. This link was brought to you by Classic Fark, when beer and boobies were more important than politics or even cats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not normal to see the phrase "pee antics" in a headline, but on Fark it is
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
So I dun did rite a book and a certain Farker helped me edit it. DIT
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop Tennis Match: Desert edition
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For San Diego FARKERS, don't forget today is another Free Taco Monday, thanks to Chargers losing again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew announces a new book with Adam Savage 🤖
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The lovely booth ladies of Tokyo Game Show 2017, brought to you by Classic Fark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Lost 13-year old dog rescued by hikers on Mount Bross after being there six weeks. Fark: Who takes a senior dog hiking in the mountains in the first place?
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Going inside the fantasy matchups for NFL Week 3. Have questions? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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Sat September 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pruitt's EPA: I agree with my mining CEO buddy over here: these farking salmon have had it too easy for too long
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesus, what the fark is the matter with his face?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Farker and frequently unsuccessful submitter BBCARD1 just finished his first documentary. About 14 people will be interested in it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John, "Exactly ZERO farks left to give" McCain issues a statement blasting Senate Judiciary Chairman Charles Grassley's letter to the FBI as "clearly intended to distract from the serious ongoing investigations into Russia's interference in our election system"
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a new electric pressure cooker from a thrift store for $12 and is super excited. On the left you see an example of the unit. On the right, I'd like some Fark Foodie ideas to try out in this baby. DIT
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Seems like Paul Manafort is pretty farked
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: High school golfer hits hole-in-one. Holy FARK: He had TWO hole-in-ones in one round
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full of more colourful characters than a JRPG it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Outlast: Deluxe Edition. What have you been playing this week? Mutant Football League? XCOM 2? What upcoming games are you excited about?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things are about to get farking CRAZY at Brigham Young University
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Average farker disappointing Scarlett Johansson would last longer than the scheduled Senate debate on the latest GOP Obamacare repeal bill
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OK, a bunch of us have an unusual or obscure Nom du Fark. What does yours mean/signify?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Paul Manafort has a history of working for the interests of foreign governments. News: This includes supporting the Kurdish Independence referendum in Iraq. Fark: His support began just as Mueller raided his house this summer
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 646: "Eclipses". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He can split an infinitive with his steely gaze. He writes limericks . . . in haiku. His Oxford Comma is revered by Cambridge. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is the weekly writer's thread
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: "Is my drinking normal, or am I an alcoholic?" Well, you're reading this on Fark, so there you go
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC: Thunderstorms can turn into particle accelerators and produce radioactive lighting. CALM THE FARK DOWN: The radiation exposure is less than a dental x-ray
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Tue September 19, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day, so here are some flies farking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So you're saying we're farked, Jeb?
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(Nerdist)
 
Video
 
Not news: "Thor Ragnarok" trailer. Fark: 1980s-style
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the Fark safe word?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Changes afoot for online advertising
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant forgets to switch back to his alt when replying to a troll. So... what's his Fark handle?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sometimes it helps if you put up a link to the quiz once it's ready to go. It's the (very late) Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept. 3-9 Tangerine Edition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And here we farkin' go again
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira turns 66 today. Link goes to her twitter, which is full of "Yes you farking would in a heartbeat" pics
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling on the Fark Foodies: What is your best recipe for striped bass?
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
NFL Week 2 brings a slew of fantasy questions for managers who have seen their draft go belly up already. Luckily, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man had to call firefighters after getting his penis stuck in weights at the gym
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(Some Dipshiats With Credentials)
 
 
 
In today's installment of The Dumbest Farking Thing You Will Read All Weekend: boys peeing standing up gives them an unfair advantage in physics
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could see how fellow farkers tagged you, would you look? Or is it best not to know
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh fark that shiat
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TrumpWorld wannabee Carter Page sues Yahoo over an unflattering 2016 article. Fark: He's representing himself, filed a 400+ pg complaint, and likes to call himself "Dr. Page"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration: "Fark ANWR"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After weeks of delays for fears of riots, cop acquitted of murder. Judge said cop's use of personal firearm and yelling "I'm going to kill this motherfarker" was ambiguous and not indicative of intent
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(GOG)
 
 
 
As limitless as your adventures in Dungeon Hack, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Divinity Original Sin II? Ys VII? Duck Season? Hiveswap Act I? Tell us. Side note: what game(s) do you regret never beating?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: Child pornographer found guilty. Fark: He's a 17-year-old who sent out his own dick pics
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not News: Fake bomb threats cause evacuations. News: Hundreds of coordinated threats, causing almost 100,000 to be evacuated. Fark: In Russia
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard report that hackers have pilfered 200K credit cards accounts from Equifax. Fark: starting last November
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Amazon and Apple, planning second headquarter campuses, have a message for the American cities hoping they'll pick them. Fark you, this is about us, not you
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." --J. R. R. Tolkein. Much like a wizard, this is your day late Fark Writer's Thread "I meant to do that" edition
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
News: McLaren F1 is ditching Honda engines. Fark: Toro Rosso is switching TO Honda engines. Ultra Fark: So is Red Bull
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A question for the Oz Farkers: Is there a patron saint for wombats? -- Asking for a friend
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 645: "In Memoriam: Night Skies, Landscapes, & Abandoned Places." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch states bluntly the need for a joint effort on pot legislation: "It's high time to address research into medical marijuana" and 420 other Fark headlines
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge suspended for wearing MAGA hat to court. Fark: Canada
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
After trying here first I asked a fantasy football question over at reddit. It confirmed how great Fark.com really is. I still don't have an answer though
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
YuMi the robot behaves much like a human in that it's been trained to do a lot of useless things, like conduct an orchestra and solve a Rubik's cube. I hear it's gonna be a Fark admin next
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Not News: Nebraska traffic engineer tests driverless car technology. News: The system uses electric coils in the pavement and only costs $500. Fark: In 1960
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not News: Warner Bros uses book as source for hit movie. Also not news: Author sues saying WB didn't get rights to book. News: WB claims the movie was based on historical fact. Fark: Movie was "The Conjuring" and WB must now prove ghosts exist
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
News: House passes amendment. Whoa: By voice vote. Fark: Restricting Asset Forfeiture
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Tue September 12, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Keys are farked, Cruz' excuse sucked, and questions about Comey are ducked. But us in the Maddow threads will not be bucked. This is YOUR Maddow/Hayes/O'Donnell thread. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
WeWork files complaint against UrWork for trademark infringement, submitter puts his plans to found 'FarkWork' on hold
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He got dumped. You read about it on Fark. Facepunching ensued
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Equifax and the big mean hackers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla boosts range for some vehicles in Florida to escape Irma, giving them just enough range to make it to Georgia, where Irma is heading. Sometimes you're a sick fark, Elon
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: A fight in the stands during the Redskins-Eagles game. Fark: Redskins fans were beating up other Redskins fans
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So they held a beer festival at a zoo and the bobcat got loose and it wasn't even a Fark party
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Sun September 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Male escorts reveal the hardest part about their jobs"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: Pulling over to avoid an ambulance. News: Ambulance pulling over to avoid an accident. Fark: ...on a NASCAR track. UltraFark: ...and failing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad: Hurricane evacuee died in the shelter, with "no place to remove the body to." Worse: and he could be there for a few days. Fark: The building currently has no power or water, and food supplies are already starting to dwindle
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Football is back ... and the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are back as well. Who to start, who to sit, who to fill a last second hole in your roster ... you have questions, we have answers
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A man smuggles vodka into a festival by burying it on the site weeks earlier. OK what's his Fark handle?
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has finally begun to realize how much people farkin' hate his guts
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There once was a biker from Maine, whose motoring skill was quite lame, he ran out of luck, turning left was the truck, last heard he was saying "oh Fark"
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(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Farker Vicejay's Tropicwx page updated for Irma. Be safe all
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Nowhere in the Florida Keys will be safe," the National Weather Service tweeted. PLEASE, Farkers south of alligator alley: finish whomever you're doing and GET NORTH NOW
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker timujin has passed away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: The fraudulent "Election Integrity Commission" accuses a blue state of fake votes. News: Washington Post is able to talk to four of the accused, who refute Kobach's lies. Fark: In less than an hour
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than throwing yarn at Khajiit, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This weekend Skyrim: Special Edition is free to play. What have you been playing? Ys Seven? Ark? Side question, what game(s) do you wish there was a modern sequel to? Tell us
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Not news: I just tried setting up an IRC bouncer with EliteBNC. The server's response is quite illuminating. Fark: The nerds are bugging out; Hurricane Irma. DIT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid Rock plans on farking anyone who disrespects the National Anthem. What about all the people who can't sing? Like Kid Rock?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Houston to Pat Robertson: Oh, yeah? Well, fark you
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Little girl tells InfoWars reporter he's a "farking idiot." Subby blames today's parents, chemtrails
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
WILL the Patriots inflate their record to 1-0 to start the season? CAN Alex Smith game manage his way to an upset? THIS is your NFL regular season kickoff thread as the first game of the year starts at 8:30pm ET on NBC. Welcome back, Farkers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No one knows what the fark Trump is up to. Ever. Not even Trump himself
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: Man claims he's not a football expert: WTFark: It's Roger Goodell, the COMMISSIONER OF THE NFL
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday and I'm making pancakes for dinner tonight, mainly so I have an excuse to put pancake syrup on my sausage links, so let's the do the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 27 - September 2 edition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: For republicans Trump FINALLY crossed a line that may cause the party to abandon him. Fark: The unforgivable line Trump crossed was making a deal with the democrats
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 644: "Farktography Classic: Sports Photography 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much would you pay to show your true colors with a genuine Fark t-shirt?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For you French Farkers: Subby's friends are visiting Paris. What are the best places to hit for food, drink, and culture?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In breaking news that will shock absolutely farking no one, Facebook admits selling political ad space to a Russian company helping Trump to win in '16. Yet, you Farkers still won't cancel your FB account. Cuz OMG YOUR CAT IS SOOOO CUTE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, photographer, radio host, and friend, soosh has died
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's Destiny 2 day farkers. Dancing to the left, fire-teams to the right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The craze for gin seeks to break into a new market: breakfast. Proving that Farkers have been fashion leaders for years
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man only drinks 3 beers, blows a .255 BAC, gets 6th DUI. Farkers immediately begin search for that particular brand of beer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Holy fark! Steve King is a goddamned moron
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: There's a party in my pants
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A Fark-based theory may be playing out soon in Belarus
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(Some Author)
 
 
 
Farker's wife's memoir is released today. It's the perfect book for us...there's cats, pron, murder, and a boat crash. Hope you enjoy
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
You've got to be farking kidding me
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: conservative complains about public schools. Still not really news: because they have a liberal bias. Oh just go fark yourself: because they do not starve children
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker aeonite is doing an AMA on Reddit now (Sep 4, 3PM Eastern Time) to talk about his novel Blackbird, which got its start here on Fark as an online serial
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: New Zealand shows its commitment to the fight against terrorism in Afghanistan with a 30% increase in troop strength. Fark: from 10 to 13
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New camera can see through the human body, even to your shriveled, black farker's heart. This is not a euphemism
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Sun September 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Preventing nuclear war between the US and North Korea is entirely dependent on Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump's ability to communicate clearly and effectively. Well, fark
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(Metro)
 
 
 
70-year-old man said "fark that" to normal retirement life, has just completed paddling across the Atlantic in a kayak - for the 3rd time
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends @bourdainbooks, Anthony Bourdain's publishing handle, for excessive profanity. Neo-Nazis don't trigger their filter, but books titled "Adios Motherfarker" do
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not News: Michael Strahan decides his vacation is more important than going back to GMA to cover Harvey. WTFark: He's a native of Houston
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark: Big Hollywood actor states that part of his job must be delegated to a lower-paid Mexican. UltraFark: Entirety of comment section agrees on something without devolving into a racist septic tank
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Player ejected after using a couple of words that are a no-no with umpires. Fark: The US Open
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pundit posits identity politics as positively pernicious, pestilential and perfidious: Destroying America One Snowflake at a Time. Fark: not a white guy UltraFark: Salon.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average American has had 7.2 sexual partners, Farkers ask how that's possible when Rosie only has 5 sisters
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: another unexploded bomb from WWII found in Germany. Fark: 1.4 tonnes of explosive. Great reporting: "The HC 4000 bomb is assumed to have been dropped by Britain's Royal Air Force during the 1939-45 war." Bonus - photo of squirrel near bombsite
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adidas has developed beer and puke resistant shoes perfect for Oktoberfest and most Farkers
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: First Amendment Protects Cinema's Right to Show Unicorn Masturbation Scene While Serving Alcohol, Says Judge
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Always fun, always free, and never pay to win, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week Ys Seven hits GOG/Steam and is 10% off while Alien Isolation Collection is $12. What have you been playing? Side topic: Morrowind. Love it? Hate it? Neither?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
33% of you are headed for diabetes and don't know it. The other 66% of us on Fark know that cirrhosis will get us first
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Tech Dirt cites Drew's patent troll victory in their article about Kaspersky's currently similar case
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The Chili Battle Royale resumes with the new king rising to the top in the link to the left. Share your admiration, and second-rate chili recipes, to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ok Fark ghost hunters. Is this guy's apartment haunted?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former GOP congressman Joe Walsh: "Charlie Hebdo makes fun of everyone but Muslims." Yes, he really farking said that
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 643: "Green 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50% of men cannot label where the vagina is on a picture of the female body, which begs the question. What are their Fark handles?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My office finally started blocking Fark. I'm stuck using my phone to communicate with you people. You're so tiny now
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farker's sleeping arrangements
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they work? It's a little complicated, but here's a tip (just the tip) - don't do what this guy did
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey, at least it's got beans on it now B-b-burrito? DIT
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/30): Secret Empire mercifully ends, Darkseid gives us an upskirt shot, Mace Windu finally gets his own motherfarking comic, Moneypenny gets out from behind the desk, and Hawkeye hunts the most dangerous game....Hawkeye
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: Siblings born a year apart | News: Same day | Fark: Same length and weight (with awwww side-by-side photo)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
News: Massachusetts workers fed up with 17th-century working conditions. Fark: Actual 17th-century working conditions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you make a memorable character? How do you make a cast of unique characters? Do your characters struggle for identity or spring fully-formed from your mind? This is your Fark Writer's thread, Zeus and Athena edition
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Tue August 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts. One of the reservoirs in Houston is about to spill over. GTFO and stay dry, Houston Farkers
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The solar eclipse did not mess up your period (The Fark headline filter did)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brand New tops the Billboard. I'm sure they're new but what's the name of the band? They're Brand New. I know they're new, I heard you the first time, but what's the name of what's the name of the band and who the fark is on second?
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(Some Chickaroo)
 
 
 
Attention SF Bay Area Farkers: Kamala Harris is hosting a Town Hall meeting in Oakland on 08/30 in support of net neutrality. Come join me
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Harvey updates
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Only two words can describe last night's season finale of Game of Thrones: HOLY FARK. Plus, they killed off another beloved character. And the only disappointing thing is we have to wait two years for the eighth and final season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man Fark Party in Beaufort County, South Carolina. "The man handed deputies a brown bag and claimed it was hallucinogenic mushrooms, at which time he also told police he had recently consumed some"
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Swearing may raise tolerance to pain. The power of Fark
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should we tax the rich more? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Fark, yes
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Cup farkers are staying at home and the kids are likely going to drive in the rain as the NASCAR Xfinity Series takes a right turn into Road America for the Johnsonville 180, 3 PM ET on NBC
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat August 26, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The only song appropriate for today. Or maybe this week. Stevie Ray Vaughn playing Texas Flood from his legendary Montreux performance. Stay safe Texas Farkers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You too can own a car used in a James Bond film. Fark: The AMC Hornet X used in the corkscrew jump in The Man With the Golden Gun
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Dominatrix freed on short leash in extortion case
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Fri August 25, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is allegedly looking at Flynn's role in obtaining buttery males, Harvey is now a Category 3 hurricane (stay safe TX Farkers), and Two Scoops has been quiet... too quiet. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top aide to a NY state lawmaker is e-mailing constituents links to stories that claim Charlottesville victim Heather Heyer was killed by a Clinton supporter in a Soros-funded false flag operation. Fark: A DEMOCRATIC lawmaker who's an Orthodox Jew
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB "Players Weekend" allows for nicknames on the back of jerseys. FARK: Danny Farquhar is nicknamed after his favorite website
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker wrote and published a book and would like everyone to buy a copy
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(Bonnie Tyler)
 
 
 
After yesterday's "Total Eggclipse" post, Farker submits his pics/video from Tryon, Nebraska of the real thing - trying to put Eclipse Trifecta in play
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More satisfying than renting a game back in the day and actually getting the manual it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? XCOM 2? (Free this weekend on Steam) PUBG? Link goes to Cat Quest, a new cat action RPG
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad news, fellow Farkers: None of us qualify for the Chinese military
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Thu August 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johnson
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Aetna notifies 12,000 patients by mail that their HIV medication are going to be changed. Fark: With the letters "HIV" visible from the envelope window. Remember folks, it's spelled HIPAA, not HIPPO
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Break out your cake, your jello shots, and your party hats - it's another Food Thread anniversary here on Fark. 5th since we revived this gem. What are your highlights, or what would you like to see in future threads?
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not news: White guy punches black guy on camera at Orange County anti-immigration rally. News: White guy is Antifa, black guy a Trump supporter. Fark: White guy says on Twitter "arrest me, LMFAO." And since you're reading about it here...
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 642: "Farkitecture 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 23, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Taint news, it's Fark
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker 'Planes' and the Missus traveled to Nebraska to witness a perfect eclipse: "By now, people with camp chairs were gathering on the grassy knoll south of the winery for a clear shot at the upcoming event." (What, too soon?)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: State Department Science Envoy resigns over Trump's Charlottesville remarks. Fark: First letter of each paragraph spells "IMPEACH"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." --E. L. Doctorow. Huh, maybe that's why my last rejection letter suggested I seek professional help. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service: 'why would your neighbor protest the President?' Neighbor: 'Because he's a farking racist.' Story checks out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In what would be a poltab filler link in any other era of Fark, here we are getting popcorn ready for a POTUS 2pm ET speech at the National Convention of the American Legion in Reno
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Farking record-breaking magnetic strength. How does it work?
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Those who could not be bothered to travel to the eclipse on Monday, let xkcd explain why you farked yourselves over
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Denver closes for failure to pay $30,000 in taxes. The owner blames marital problems, increased minimum wage and rising costs of food for financial problems. Fark: While on a 2-week bender in Vegas
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You know, it's as if R. Kelly is a farkin' sick bastard
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Appalachian miners: "We love Trump." Trump administration: "fark Appalachian miners"
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Miss yesterday's fun? Here's a map of all total eclipses until 2040 and some good news for Australian Farkers
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, and Iron Fist together. The Defenders is out, Farkers. This is YOUR spoiler-filled discussion thread for those bingeing it this weekend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Museum has 800-year-old stone coffin on display. Visitors have child and suddenly get idea for photo-op. If you're reading this on Fark, you already know what happens next. "Nothing like this has ever happened before"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
California's booming economy and stiff environmental regulations prove that conservatives and Libertarians don't know what the fark they're talking about
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Boog Powell homers in Baltimore. Fark: The homer went to Boog Powell's BBQ stand
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meh: Guys booted off flight for being drunk. Fark: Cops booted off flight for being drunk. Double Fark: NYPD top brass kicked off USAF flight for being drunk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: If you keep doing that, you'll go blind
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feds foil terroristic plot. Fark: not by the alt-right
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news, Texas farkers: Ted Cruz is barnstorming the state, and TFA has the deets so you can ask him hard-hitting policy questions like just how involved his dad was in the JFK assasination and what it's like to be the Zodiac Killer
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Not news: Flat Earthers flatsplain. Fark: the upcoming solar eclipse. Double Fark: with serpents and holographic moon projectors
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Join us at the top of the hour for the pre-Solar Eclipse edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Fri August 18, 2017