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500 headlines found matching 'Fark'
Wed May 27, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Drunken kilted carjacker detained"
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(9)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girder your loans, Farkers. Kung Fury is coming to cable courtesy of the El Rey network and we're going to get all the dinosaur riding, Nazi ass kicking, time travel fun we could ever ask for
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
• Illusion of understanding • Illusion of control • Not News • Fark.ppt
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 22, 6pm. Tour Update
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(21)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas legislators feverishly working to ensure women of all incomes have access to cervical and breast cancer screenings. Oh wait, scratch that, reverse it. They're gutting all state funds because fark poor women, that's why
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(118)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
When Scotland passes better education policy it's time to admit Fark needs a Texas tag too
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(25)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man and his best friend decide to test a bulletproof vest. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know how it ends
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(140)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in bacon
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(54)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
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(212)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Farkers, check in & let us know you're okay
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(211)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(1)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some people sulk at home after a bad breakup, others go out for a run. FARK: 114 days - from Los Angeles to Boston
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(72)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New device could spell the end of no balls." We're FARK. We know what you're thinking, and you're wrong
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the world's most popular beer... but never mind, you Farkers wouldn't have heard of it
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(90)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
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(18)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(334)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Brandon Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers"
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(14)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the West Final game 4: After mimicking the Rangers PP in game 3, look for the Hawks to not do that a second time, remind everyone that they are not dead yet, while we Fark in your general direction at 8:00ET
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(1144)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a farking party in MN at Freddy's in Maplewood. June 6, 2015
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(46)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark foodies, here's what you need to know about cast iron. As an added bonus, some myths busted
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(150)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here are seven things Fark Independents™ simply don't understand
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(378)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your slightly early copy of the Fark Weird News Quiz, for that handful of you that haven't left the office already or feigned illness
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aurora shooting victim's parents have to pay gun manufacturer nearly a quarter of a million dollars. Because fark you, that's why
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(559)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Charleston teacher gives back: $100 to each of her students. Fark: to double donations given to charities of their choice. That's just good math, y'all
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(24)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Behold the most poorly written article about the most farked up thing you will read about all year
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(56)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman barricaded in mobile home has held off cops for 19 hours now, unfazed by flash-bang grenade and police robot. Fark: she shot the robot. Double Fark: she called the cops to her place
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(72)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
House passes America COMPETES Act, that sounds good, what's in it? Oh, across the board cuts for science and research funding, including a 50% cut for the NSF? Plus a ban on using DOE research in policy decisions? What the everloving fark
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(172)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hawks are the last undefeated home team in the playoffs... So now that I've pointed that out, let's just pencil in a Duck win, right Hawkey Farkers? The only sure thing is it's the West Final game 3 @ 8:00EDT
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(673)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Memorial Day Weekend.. get your drinks, your grill supplies, your desserts, and then take a moment to remember those that are gone. Have food plans for the holiday? Show us what we have to contend with
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(131)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The US built a $25 million headquarters in Afghanistan that nobody ever wanted, wasn't needed or ever used. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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(73)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 524: "Software Hootenanny 5" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(33)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
In response to Bill O'Reilly's denial of their story about allegations of physical abuse toward his wife, Gawker says fark it and does it live via court transcripts
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(208)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. Stephen Colbert nails the commencement address for the Wake Forest class of 2015. Skip ahead to 5:49 for confirmation he's a Farker
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(11)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Create promotional materials for "Fark: The Movie"
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men who orgasm every day "have lower risk of prostate cancer," which means Farkers are at higher risk of being struck by a meteor while riding a pogo stick on a fishing boat in the Indian Ocean
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(33)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that FARK hits one out of the park with this sports headline: ""Miami Marlins fire manager Mike Redmond. Yeah, that'll fix everything"
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(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American intelligence sources note that North Korea appears to have been a little photoshoppy with their submarine missile launch photos. You don't say. It's almost like they finally started reading Fark
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Holy jumpin' Jesus. Things are all farked up. Bad Kentucky
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(62)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The latest hipster fad that you aren't cool enough to know about is the "bee beard." And if for some unknown reason you actually want to grow one, never let it be said Fark wasn't here to help you
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(36)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars - Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout - 3rd edition, coming in July. Now with extra bourbon aging
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(47)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "West Texas country music festival Crude Fest leads to drunk man stabbed in butt"
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to just plow your way into a crowd of bridesmaids at a wedding and Hail Mary the fark out of that tossed bouquet from the bride? This guy just lived the dream
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How not to fark that chicken, how to rotisserie that chicken the extreme BBQ way
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(29)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now with a dose of TotalFark Discussion
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(190)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thug with a string of priors involved in another shooting, why there is no longer a Carl Senior, and Grindr to sell for a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/10 - 5/16
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(3)
 
(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
Here's how to turn an old NES into a PC. Don't ever say Fark.com never did anything for you
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(64)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Whiny revenue whore whines about adblockers ... say has anyone fed the FARK squirrel lately?
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(239)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP cop pulls over 100 cars for going too slow on freeway. Fark: They were all part of a funeral procession
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(129)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
10 if (this Lookslikecode()) { &cbs.renewFor@2nd_$season}; else GOTO farkTag;
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(51)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not news: Man is caught on camera putting large rocks in the middle of mountain trails. News: Which some mountain bikers claim was to sabotage them. Fark: The man claims he was just help protect the desert ecosystem
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(124)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(177)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
A must have for every Farker. Just ask Mom to help you get it into the basement
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(4)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Grab the goonjuice, hockey farkers. It's time for some day-drinking. The Eastern Conference Finals start today. Rangers meet the Bolts at 1PM on NBC
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(631)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's already Friday, so here's the Fark Weird News Quiz. I mean, it isn't like you're sitting around reading breaking news or anyth-- oh dear
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(11)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
News: Arrest Made in Zimmerman Shooting. Fark: Not Zimmerman
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(186)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Another day, another full arena watching two opponents in a MMA cage fighting match. FARK: 6-year-olds
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(62)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to throw down. (In/)Appropriate consumption of alcohol aside, what is it you do to make yours the BEST BURGER EVER?
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(229)
 
(Some cellist)
 
 
 
In an analysis that will make more than one Farker regret the last decade learning the mouth harp, cabasa, or swarmandal, Berklee College of Music identifies the 58 instruments used in Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time
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(28)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 523:"Happy Farktography Anniversary 10". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(213)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Alright, Hockey Farkers. One game tonight: Crapitals vs Rags, game 7, at MSG. There will be blood on the ice tonight. Puck drops at 7:30 PM EDT
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(1373)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Waka Flocka Flame stops his performance in Scottsdale, AZ to break up a fight between fans; after making them apologize and hug, he shouted "that's what the fark I'm talking about Let's party" (No, really)
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(28)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You ever wonder just how terrifying it would be if all those cute Japanese toys we all know and love came to life and started killing people? Well now you know, Fark-san
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(29)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"When I looked over to Carter his face had gone white and he was crying his eyes out because the Lego man had dropped into the box," Now you know how it feels when I stand on the Farking thing at 3AM
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(56)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Clarkson and co have 'genius' idea for new show title. Fark: completely ripped off a Netflix show
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(43)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Canadians now have shorter attention span than goldfish"
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Cute 23 year old inherits £454 million thanks to her grandfather who introduced top-shelf mags, strip clubs to the UK. Fark: She's even richer than the queen (w/pics)
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(82)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chernobyl? Exxon Valdez? Posting on the Fark Politics tab? All disasters that could have easily been avoided with a decent night's sleep
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(28)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Iceland set to open 800-meter-long, 30-meter-deep tunnel. Fark: Directly into a glacier
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that outside of Fark, wealthy, educated men drink the most
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two games that Farkers might care about tip off again. First, what is left of the Cavs return home to break the tie against the Bulls (7pm EDT). Then the Clippers look to lob the Rockets out of the playoffs (9:30pm EDT, TNT both games)
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(251)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Magaluf dwarf filmed spanking Brit stag dressed as woman as official party season gets underway
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Two teens get accepted by Ivy League schools. Fark: All eight Ivy League schools
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(49)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft announces he's a man of his word and will accept the NFL's punishment, just like he said he would. Just kidding, he says he only said that because he was confident the Pats wouldn't get punished and herpa derpa fark you too
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(154)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have what I thought was a perfect marriage. I went to use his computer and discovered he chats online to strangers about our sex lives. Is this a big issue for our marriage or am I overreacting?" WELCOME TO FARK
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(181)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked the Slashdot effect, so we Farked Slashdot so you could fark while you slashed dots
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old guy in assisted living facility loses his housing subsidy after he's caught hiding a prostitute under his bed. Fark: Whom he paid for by selling booze to fellow residents
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(31)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Swedish group uses gay naked sailor to repel Russian navy
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A Fark tradition turns 10 years old
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Politician resigns from post after election defeat. Fark: Politician resigns from resignation after resignation defeat
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the last farking time: Artillery shells are NEVER appropriate carry-on baggage, EVAR, ANYWHERE. Got it?
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two drugged-up Illinois residents arrested in bat country, a correlation between steroids and ball shrinkage, and scientist hopes beetle will help him get laid: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/3 - 5/9
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(0)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
24-year-old teacher arrested for having a "long term affair" with a student. Fark: A 12 year old
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(302)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After carefully considering your objection.....Go Fark Yourself
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(88)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: "GOP contenders vow to bomb terrorists 'back to the 7th Century,' invoke Liam Neeson"
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(133)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello, Canada, and hockey farkers in the United States & Newfoundland, we're in Montréal at 7:00ET for the only game tonight & maybe the last time this season as the Lightning get a second crack at eliminating the Canadiens on this Hockey Night
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(602)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girls at one New York high school can't find prom dates because there aren't enough boys. Now they know how us guys feel at a typical Fark Party
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(68)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most Fark ready headline EVAR... "Graham: GOP 'getting creamed with non-white voters.... we've got a big hole we've dug with Hispanics"
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(145)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP pollster: for the GOP to win in 2016 they must get 45 percent of the Latino vote. Fark: No GOP candidate has ever done that. Total Fark: By moving to the left of Obama on immigration, Hillary has completely boxed in the GOP
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(149)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Farking Finns Find Fabulous Forgotten Fortune
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(12)
 
(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba, Canada) says FARK hits a bullseye with this headline: "Dwight Howard has 50 guns and 20 snakes in his Houston home. or as that's called in the Texas homebuilding market, standard features"
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(5)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
How to make a cube within a cube within a cube out of solid aluminum. Fark: on a lathe
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford has been trying to catch General Motors for years and now they are finally getting close. FARK: In recalls
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(13)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Why on earth are you still wearing pants?
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't worry, DC Farkers, you're not being invaded. Those aircraft overhead are just vintage models from WWII celebrating V-E Day with some low-level flyovers
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 tips that are relevant to nearly every Farker's interest (non-slideshow goodness)
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(10)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
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(98)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ok, you boozers. Since alcohol is king, do you pair your drinks with food in mind..or just more drinks? Is the fact that it has alcohol content enough for you or do you have method to your drunkness
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Anna Kendrick talks about gender bias in the movie industry, as only Anna Kendrick can. With four letter words
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed
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(49)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 522: "Clubhouse" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(20)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Another farking tornado is headed toward Moore, Oklahoma
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(212)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a second screen tonight Hockey Farkers, See if Tampa can stay in the heads of Montreal @7:00ET & if Washington & New York can continue the Ridiculous Goalie & Crazy Goal Show @7:30. You had one job, schedule guy
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(1100)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Kind of news: Road rage incident in East Texas. News: Local news outlet posts the story to their Facebook page. Fark: The shooter decides to comment on the story
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(192)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Authorities in Arizona were looking for bodies underwater, and found them. Fark: They are fake skeletons in lawn chairs
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
And this is exactly why Wil Wheaton has his own tag on Fark
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(69)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times is all taxed up over this FARK headline about the NFL: "It's about time this struggling little organization makes a go at making some money"
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(2)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Keaton couldn't move his head when wearing the Batman costume. News: Neither can the Hot Toys action figure based on him. Fark: articulating eyeballs
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(13)
 
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
Kraftwerk announce North American tour. Now is the time on Fark when we dance
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(54)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo is about to be sued by the City of Los Angeles for failure to inform customers of shady business practices. Fark: Perpetrated by Wells Fargo employees
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(39)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: May the fourth be whiff you
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(30)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hey, wake up hockey farkers.... There is a game today. And unlike the other quarterfinal series, this one is all tied up. Rags at Caps, puck drops at 7:30 pm ET. Il est de votre fil des séries éliminatoires de la Coupe Stanley
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(673)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out Farker MyNameIsMofuga's set from the Funniest Person in Austin 2015 Competition
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(6)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lynyrd Skynyrd rycyrdyng nyw albym, the world's first video game for cats, and Konami gets fans' hopes up up, down down: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/26 - 5/2
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(0)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters emerges from his douchebag cocoon to accuse the music industry of "stealing every farking cent anybody ever made"
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an article which most Farkers can appreciate
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(86)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
101-year-old man pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after being buried for a week, immediately tells all the rescuers to get the fark off his farking lawn, dammit
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(14)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(14)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(155)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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(92)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall
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(102)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
NEWS: Drunken school bus driver runs off the road with 44 kids inside. FARK: Along Whiskey Bottom Road
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(30)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Short science abstracts that avoid jargon and hype are cited less by other scientists, are submitted less by sensationalist Fark headline writers. As I understand the findings, EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri effectively "taps out" of their ongoing "derping contest" with KS as Dem Governor Jay Nixon vetoes a bill slashing welfare benefits in the state leaving KS' "No swimming pools for poors" bill as the stupidest farking law passed this year
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(58)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Synthetic drug Flakka cause of increasingly interesting Fark headlines
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(89)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants
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(74)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 521: "Fairy Tales and Other classic Childhood Stories" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(13)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one game tonight Hockey Farkers, last game of the 1st round, only 1 team gets to play[cheat] on. Kronwall's out for a dirty hit that wasn't called in game 6, so look for the Wings to step up the [cheating], right Coop? [Cheating] begins @7:30ET
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(759)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Polygamy leads to heart disease. Then turtle farking
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(30)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
A potential playoff team may be playing home games at Nationals Park this year. Fark: The Orioles
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(27)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Bumble Bee charged in death of man cooked to death in tuna oven." That's more than meets the eye
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(62)
 
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Before today, you had no idea that the apartment from "Three's Company" was actually a single family home. Or that they shot 3 pilots. And millennial Farkers have no idea how many kittens died in the name of Suzanne Somers
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(217)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
A recipe so complex and challenging and unexpected that it will easily defeat even Fark's foodies
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(68)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A week of BareFarking
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(39)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Food technology teacher ate all the food, kept beer in the fridge and let students play knife games. What's his Fark handle?
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: CEO Chris Ruddy, who has given over $1M to the Clinton foundation, defends the charity and the Clintons' ethics, dismissing the new book "Clinton's Cash" as a paid conservative hit piece. What the Fark?: He is the CEO of Newsmax
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Senate Lynches Obama, John Hinckley Jr. hoping to raise some Foster children, and apparently Mama June will eat ANYTHING: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/19 - 4/25
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark politics tab: It's a hit piece. Sunlight Foundation: Sorry, kids - it's a slush fund
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(199)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just another Orioles/Red Sox tension-filled nail biter. Fark: 18-7
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(12)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times is absolutely D'lighted with this FARK headline: D'Angelo Russell leaves D'Ohio State University for D'NBA Draft
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(1)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Lifehack)
 
 
 
Ten things you never see in successful people. #11: A Fark account
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(47)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been seven whole days since you got angry and felt ashamed. Which means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz once again
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(30)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
HOLY MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA, THE NASFARK PODCAST HAS REACHED 1,004 DOWNLOADS. (Link goes to the latest episode, with streaming problems fixed)
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(7)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says FARK has an unassisted slam dunk with this NBA headline: "Dwight Howard's Houston home has 50 guns and 20 snakes. Or as that's called in the Texas home building market, standard features"
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(1)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School sends a sixth grader to an alternative school for 30 days for jokingly pulling down his buddy's pants. Fark: The victim got the same punishment
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Drug suspect gets a court-ordered GPS tracking device. News: But still manages to sneak off. Fark: By putting the GPS device on his cat
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(41)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You don't want to order out and can't be bothered to prep and cook.. So what do you fall back on when you need to fix up a quick meal? Show us what you make when the only thing you can do faster is throw snark at this thread
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(320)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Comcast on the Time Warner deal: "Fark it. We're out"
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "China says please stop hiring funeral strippers"
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(35)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus celebrate 'her last farkable day' with Amy Schumer: "In every actress's life, the media decides when you finally reach the point when you're not believably f**kable anymore" (Some Not safe for work language)
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL finally grew a set and suspends Greg Hardy for 10 games. Fark: It was a female, the former Manhattan prosecutor, who led the league's investigation
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(33)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy gets accused of stealing a backpack and gets 1,000 days in jail. Fark: No trial and the case was eventually dismissed
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(81)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 520: "Feet Around the World" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
News: Abraham Lincoln misquoted again on Ohio state capitol building. Fark: It was deliberate
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(15)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver Police issue 196 marijuana-related citations during the 4/20 festivities in the city. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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(96)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Announcing BareFark
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(318)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: PhD thesis defense. Fark: Livestreamed from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean
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(12)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark goes with "Meet the Parrots" and can't even squeeze in a milk the avian nipples joke? What is this world coming to?
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(3)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the Not Hockey Playoffs and Fark's already stopped caring. TNT's got Bulls/Bucks already in progress, then Pelicans/Warriors at 10:30 PM EDT
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(68)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man buys tattoo gun off the internet and tries to ink himself, and since you're reading this on Fark, I think you know what's coming
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(156)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark's NBA headline is a comedy slam dunk: "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes"
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(1)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Man mistakes Richard Petty Driving Experience for Dale Earnhardt Driving Experience, Ohio man charged with helping THE Islamic State, and Madonna needs new material, girl: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/12 - 4/18
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(7)
 
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Potential farkette with a BAC of .447 goes out on top as a champion
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(120)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Firefighters scour house looking for victims after hearing calls of "Help... Fire." They found and saved them. Fark: The person calling for help was a parrot
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(35)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
The Hunt For Red October. Farker invents and successfully tests a silent marine propulsion device. Would like to see Montana
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(42)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
News: Jon Lester finally gets a runner out at first. FARK: By throwing his glove
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow might be heading to the Eagles. Subby is looking forward to the Farkrage
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(134)
 
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's friend has been holding orgies in the UK's first sharia hotel, and didn't think to invite even a single farker
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(89)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers win NHL draft lottery; GM Craig MacTavish vows "We'll fark it all up this time, too"
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(56)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: 'Church of Bacon' protests bank policies
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(26)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
News: Man gets pulled over after numerous 911 calls about his driving. Fark: With a cage of puppies on top of his van
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(28)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Ohhhh, ANTI-catcalling? Fark it, I'm goin' anyway
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(109)
 
(Caribbean360)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Increase in demonic possession prompts Vatican to train army of exorcists
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(52)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Much like a bad penny, the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. The only quiz on Earth that has been scientifically proven to make you taller and more muscular (if you're female) or get larger, more attractive breasts (if you're male)
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SAVE THE DATE: EuroFark 2015 - Dublin, Ireland - Oct. 9-11
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(17)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(115)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO RACE, SALUTE YOU. It's the ninth episode of the NASFARK Podcast, which is good news for all race fans
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(4)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ever do your own crawfish boil? Make your own crab cakes? If you're ready to enjoy shellfish, is it time to go to a restaurant or do you have a recipe to share?
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: guy gets a tattoo of his newborn baby. You farking idiot: on the whole side of his face
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(64)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The strange story of the company that got The Terminator made: "they just farked it up because they kept trying to cheat everybody"
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
SyFy Network to air show called "Geeks Who Drink" ... which is either about Fark modmins or a reality show set at DragonCon
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(18)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, new "pull my finger study" is not just a TotalFark Discussion thread
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police consider manslaughter charges for man who shook four week old baby. Fark: Who died 20 years later
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(48)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 519: "Money Shots 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Well here we go. The chase for sport's most coveted prize begins tonight. For the next 7 or so weeks there will be intense, in your face action, weeping with emotion winning or losing. Yes, it's the Fark 'I wuz there' hockey badge. Tonight at 7pm ET
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(1531)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times gives FARK a nod for this headline: "Troy Polamalu leaps head & shoulders into retirement"
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(1)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is the lipstick, the GOP is the pig." Fark may not be your personal erotica site, but TPM certainly is trying to be
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
No one still has any farking clue what experimental food-like substances go into a Hot Pocket or a Cheeto. And Congress is there to make sure it stays that way
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(86)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fark's feel-good story of the day: 'How booze saved my life'
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ducks wander around downtown DC for no clear reason"
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The hipsters finally give back: Justin Bieber put in chokehold and kicked the fark out of Coachella
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(73)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of "Fark you, pleb, that's why," Verizon says consumers are adamant they don't want unlimited data, and if anything, wish data usage rates cost more money and Verizon was the only option for getting said data
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(64)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A vote for Dickbutt is a vote for America
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(36)
 
(Ora.tv)
 
 
 
Mike Rylander of WTFark teams up with Governor Jesse Ventura to talk Ted Cruz-pocrisy. Be careful who you threaten to punch in the face, Farkers (not safe for work language)
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 has fans flocking to ATMs, the bisontennial returns, and a severe case of gran larceny: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/5 - 4/11
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(0)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Oooh look. The city has finally built a pedestrian bridge so we don't have to dodge traffic. It looks grea... wait... what the farkity fark fark???
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(48)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Minnesota State defeats Bemidji State 41-20. Holy FARK: It was in baseball and 56 hits were recorded as well
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(10)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith takes on gender-specific clothing by wearing female gender-specific clothing, in much the same way Fark takes on beer bingeing by drinking whiskey
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(85)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The typical home now remains in the same hands for 23 years - three times as long as in the 1980s, according to an analysis of transaction data carried out by specialist mortgage lenders. Fark: because no one can afford to move
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(62)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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(115)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Only the Japanese can take having a good soak in the tub and totally fark it up
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Not news: NBA refs miss obvious travel. News: three straight times. WTFark: by the same guy on the same possession
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(142)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The week is almost over, let's finish strong so we can spend the weekend holding down a hammock. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, we routinely call Chairman Mao a pussy and say he ruined China, but thatʻs here on Fark, not on Chinese state-owned telev... hang on, what? Folks, I think we have a new hero, and probably soon a martyr too
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(28)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Small-government Texas Republicans pushing a bill to regulate companies like Uber. Fark: With Uber's support
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(30)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 518: "Spring Has Sprung" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(58)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plane which crashed with 999 kilos of drugs in Venezuela may have been shot down. FARK: Aircraft is registered to the Mexico's Attorney General's Office
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having cured all terminal illnesses & solving the world's energy crisis, scientists try to find an answer to that age old question. Why are the Dutch so farking tall?
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(61)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
News: A new invasive species is taking over a lake in Colorado. Fark: Goldfish
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(56)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Of Bunnies, Badgers and Fools
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man grabs ex-girlfriend, hits her and stamps on her head. Fark: In the middle of the county courtroom after the judge ruled against him
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(70)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Not News. Guns banned from convention. Fark: The NRA convention. Finally, a use for this darn tag
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(376)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that Corporations are people, these "people" demand their civil rights. So fark you, gays and minorities, money comes first
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(158)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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(837)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Scott Walker aide reports to prison for felony misconduct conviction. Fark: There are five more staffers and 15 more felonies to go in the investigation. Double Fark: This is only the first of two investigations
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As the aroused male tried to mount the female, he somehow lost his balance and toppled over onto his back, unable to get back up. Just like your last Fark party
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York City doorman fired for being 'too nice' to residents, failing to meet his legally required quota of 'and fark you all, too' shouts
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why ants don't have a successful space program, a free-range artisanal toast home cost calculator, and Picard struggling with a new dialect of Tamarian: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/29 - 4/4
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(2)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
News: Calling in a bomb hoax to SWAT a public library. Fark: Within sight of the starting line of the Boston Marathon
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(118)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sacramento, California tries to break the Easter egg hunt world record. And since this is Fark, you know how well that went
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Jihadist traveling from Norway to Syria to join IS. News: More than one in ten come from the same street in a sleepy little backwood town. Fark: They used to be the town's potheads until they found radical Islam
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(89)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Urban food deserts disappear as American supermarket brings affordable fresh food to inner cities. Fark: Walmart
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(42)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Not news: Law professor sends link for her students to read. News: It's a video on Pornhub. Fark: featuring anal beads
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(77)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Might as well take off those pants, too
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(37)
 
(Space War)
 
 
 
Norway's panties are in a wad after they find Russian warships docked at a crucial abandoned NATO base. Fark: A base they sold to Russia. Fark Double Dumbass: After a failed sale on eBay
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Maker's Mark president spills secrets, all over FARK servers
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(27)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctor claims that he was driving drunk because he had dislocated his shoulder at a party and needed to get medical help. Fark: Judge agrees, lets him off
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(34)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Set your Grandfather Clock and hold on to your hot dogs, it's Episode 8 of the NASFARK Podcast
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(4)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman tells her friends she is dying of cancer. Cool: Her friends shave their heads, get tattoos and raise $7k for her. FARK: She made it all up
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(114)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you prefer recipes that include rabbit, hard-boiled egg, or peeps as ingredients for your Easter/Eostre/SpringFeast festivities? Wait. I know. How about all 3. Mmmmmmm
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(78)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
News: sink hole appears on Dublin street. Fark: caused by disused nineteenth century, underground tunnel, from government buildings to brothel
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(48)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 517: "Ugly-Ass Baby Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(90)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK scores an Albatross with this headline: "Television golf-rule nazis flood network with calls demanding golfer be disqualified after seeing her illegal putt on ... 'The Price Is Right.' "
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(1)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager who received transplanted heart sadly did not receive any farks to give
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(278)
 
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
An In-Depth Look Inside Alex Roy's Insane Record-Setting Infiniti Q50. Interview with the Farker behind the tech and behind the wheel
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(28)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
University of North Dakota needs a new nickname, Farkers need something to do besides work. This seems like a no-brainer
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(209)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
High Art or Crime Scene? First thought that came to my mind was "Fark Admins"
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(5)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Question: Who was the first person to play John McClane in a movie? Answer: Trust me, you're not going to guess who it is as this is random as fark
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new way of tracing water polluters. Fark: By using glow in the dark tampons
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(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The risk of living in a state with its own Fark tag is that you never know when you're going to walk into your son's room and find a naked burglar lying down next to him
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(27)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Police raid classic pot and pizza parlor. Police point out that "You'd have to be high to put pineapple on pizza." (With Scrimshaw guest hosting for WTFark)
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: 'Ello, guvna
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(42)
 
(Columbia Chronicle)
 
 
 
What do urban parakeets, dandelions, and squirrels have in common? They're all evolving, while you're sitting on your ass reading Fark
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another baseball writer attempts to explain to the world why SLG and OBP are important while batting average is basically worthless. Fark: in an article from 1916
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's brother facing an impossible challenge. Looking for the power of Fark for help
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Gay Passion of the Christ" deemed blasphemous. Because an unmarried single guy living with 12 dudes and talking about "loving everyone" is the straightest motherfarker this side of Oedipus
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(155)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
GermanWings meets FrenchAlps, a collapse in New York that somehow doesn't involve the Mets, and Shi'ites about to be on fire, yo: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/22 - 3/28
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(7)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Humpy Koneru moves into the Women's World Chess Championship quarter finals, because Fark never has enough news about chess, or Humpy Koneru
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(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What makes the cut as a 'smart snack' in schools? The answer may surprise you...or since you're reading this on Fark, probably not
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(108)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Read all about the U.S.'s least-visited national park (19 visitors last year). And then enthusiastically agree that it'd make an awesome place for a Fark party, provided you don't mind aggressive man-eating bears
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(47)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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(24)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: TV show ends. News: It's the longest-running Finnish language television program in history. Fark: the show has aired on a podunk TV station in the United States and most people in Finland have never heard of it
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(26)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not news: All-time high temperature. News: All-time high temperature for an entire continent. Fark: Antarctica
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(25)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's not a pair of Aussie boobs. This is a pair of Aussie boobs (not safe for work) - Hey, this went to the wrong video earlier. This is an update to that one. This actually isn't WTFark's fault
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(34)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
No more calls, ladies and gentlemen - we have our Fark mugshot of the decade
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Get ready, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. And as this is Quiz #420, you can be mellow and take it at your own pace, man
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark: Plant that provides 30,000 jobs in Ukraine cannot reopen if it is ever shut down. Holy Fark: 2,000 workers keep going back to work despite the plant having been shelled 160 times since July
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field is fark*d. And it's not because the Cubs play there
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(59)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark, Baristas, burgers, and giant erect bull penis. (No, I didn't repeat anything in that headline.)
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(50)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(185)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
And for my next trick I shall solve two of NASCAR's problems in one segment *POOOF* TADA The NASFARK Podcast Episode 7
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(6)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times takes FARK and the points with this football headline of the week: "Steelers sign James Harrison to a 10-game suspension, $100,000 fine"
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(3)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 516: "I Like Big Balls, They're Such Big Balls" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(27)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two of the best wrestling promotions today air their business on Wednesday nights. Unfortunately, it's at the same time, so this is your NXT/Lucha Underground clusterfark thread (8 pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey Network respectively)
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(129)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Potential cure for autism found. Fark: It's penicillin
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As everyone on Fark already knew, you've been cooking rice wrong
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(158)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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(49)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Judge orders destruction of seized cocaine. Fark: he orders police to leave it in his chambers so he can personally destroy it one line at a time
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(38)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson is tired of Ted Cruz getting all the attention on the Fark Politics tab
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(185)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Rare stripeless badger found with bite in his bum in toilet
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(39)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a red zone winner: "Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract - on the 1-yard line, if you will"
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(3)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Help this farker film the inside of a tornado. Why? Because he's feeding a shark a tiny cheeseburger that's why
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(6)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Norway man glued own beard to victim's scalp"
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Hey all you critics of the Fark headlines: Here are eight ways you can complain less and not be such a whiner
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(35)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: One of the seven signs of the apocalypse
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(37)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark endorses Ted Cruz, President Extraordinaire
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(39)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers: $ix new $peeding camera$ in the Di$trict are about to make you a whole lot $afer
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(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free bassist, Monica Lewinsky says a mouthful at the TED conference, and what the founder of Upworthy shared at a media summit will BLOW YOUR MIND: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/15 - 3/21
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(7)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Air travel does far more climate damage than other modes of travel, trailing only the Fark politics tab in per-capita release of greenhouse gases
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We cannot have a system where committing a minor violation can end up putting you in, and I'm going to use a legal term of art here, the fark barrel. We can't have that. And it might be time that we all stood up and said so"
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(185)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Over-excited women in Naples mob the Pope like he's Justin Timberlake. FARK: Nuns
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(31)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The teaser trailer for the next MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE movie has dropped and Tom Cruise is not ... farking ... around
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman sees face in cloud. New: She doesn't claim it's Jesus. Fark: Well, then who else could it be?
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(71)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(379)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 21 March, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(66)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Spider Man' climbs into Walmart ceiling, crawls through duct work, drops down and walks out front door, escaping shoplifting charges. FARK: As people record the whole thing on cell phones
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(43)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Kid wants mom to write note excusing her from PE. Fark: Mom pwns daughter by telling the teacher that she should run extra laps
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you currently not watching March Madness while holding a bag of frozen vegetables against your crotch, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(29)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Baltimore Orioles MLB prospect has a mid 90s fastball. News: And an accurate three-point shot. FARK: Is already in the second round of the NCAA tournament for Notre Dame
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How your email address could be hurting your career: employers less likely to hire people who use underscores or 'cute' words in their address, and anything with ultrafark.com is immediately shredded
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(205)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gee, aren't those internet connections on planes great? Sure, hackers can TURN OFF THE ENGINES but that's a small price to pay to be able to Fark all the way to Miami
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas to stop wasting money testing high school athletes for steroids after realizing it's pointless. In other news, people in Texas take high school athletics this farking seriously?
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
12 pitchers combine for a 10 inning shutout. Fark: Both teams shutout
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(9)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
I call upon the power of FARK. Beer nerds and theatre geeks UNITE for a fellow Farker
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(8)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After farking up their entire OS to support touch-screen PC's, new Windows phone spec doesn't even require them. Oh wait, we just forgot
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - Come Celebrate the First Day of Spring
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds preparing meals from TV cooking shows can lead to weight gain, lethargy, cursing like a PATHETIC FARKING DONKEY
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(22)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
And yet another double-double performance by... Who the fark? (NSF name)
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Coming home from vacation and being fired. Fark: Coming home from vacation and being dead
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(29)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the American cheese slices and the block of cheddar. It's time for something with a lot more character. That's right, this thread is cheese-shaming you
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(217)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A service Farkers can really appreciate
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Little boy breaks into tears upon meeting his heroes. Fark: Garbage men
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(93)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Listen to this week's episode of the NASFARK Podcast or Danica Patrick will kick you in the jewels
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(13)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 515: "Chocolate" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(43)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The "Goodfellas" cast will reunite for a 25th anniversary screening; Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco, Paul Sorvino, and director Martin Scorsese will discuss the film with Jon Stewart. Now go home and get your farkin' shinebox
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: Get our your virtual crayons and have at it
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(76)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark parents, if you've ever threatened to tie up your kid and haul them to school against their will, please note that following through on this will get you arrested
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(27)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This Kickstarter game studio's success rate makes you wonder how everyone else keeps on farking up
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(40)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Cross-dressing' priest who 'dealt high-grade crystal meth and owned a sex shop' asks for leniency
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel reveals he had to have two penis surgeries, wants to warn everyone about the dangers of letting your significant other fark Matt Damon
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you were wondering where you could get a farkload of chicken, have we got news for you
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(42)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Chargers to the taxpayers of San Diego: "Fark you, pay up"
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(64)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Still trying to figure out how this wasn't the result of a drunken bar bet. The dog, not WTFark
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(3)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Since when are the Irish lucky?
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
90% of American beer drinkers cannot spell Jägermeister. FARK: 42% couldn't spell Budweiser
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Angry deaf man unable to call people assholes, a security tokin' on your computer, and Medal of Honor recipient jumps on a grenade: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/8 - 3/14
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(0)
 
(The Bravo Mike Bravo Show)
 
 
 
Drew spends time with Farkers and combat veterans on The Bravo Mike Bravo Show, discusses web culture, politics, and bracketology (Hint: Duke sucks). Tag goes to Drew for political reform, spending time with us
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(1)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boehner expected to announce a new round of chicken farking
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(96)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beach Boy and FARK nemesis Mike Love turns 74 today. Here's a look back at the happier times
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(32)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(505)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Video showing a kid knocking a much bigger bully the fark out with one punch called "shocking" by media, "awesome" by everyone else
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(99)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
The Kremlin doesn't think Fark is very amusing lately. "We've already said this a hundred times. This isn't funny any more"
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(159)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to a very special Friday the 13th edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let your black cat take it for good luck
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(18)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
The NEWEST Episode of the NASFARK Podcast. After a slight delay yesterday due to technical difficulties the new episode is ready. Also available on iTunes
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(3)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Awesome: University of Oklahoma kicks out useless racists as soon as their video goes public. Fark: But lets football players stay on the team even if they're caught on camera breaking a girl's face
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(195)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If one is going to meet the Queen, wear a hat and don't say fark
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(72)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite ingredients when creating sushi for friends and family? Learn how with just a click to the left.. and then share all the astounding goodness to the right
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(114)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 514: "Tilt-Shift Faked Miniature Scenes II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(52)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK is really a good neighbor by using this headline: "Randall Cobb decides to take the discount double check to stay in Green Bay"
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(2)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Plates, you hipster foodie dipshiats. Plates. They've worked splendidly for fourteen centuries or so, and perhaps you should look into using them and stop serving food on shingles and hats and bathroom tiles. Just. Farking. Stop
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(103)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not news: Some nerd wanders into comic book store looking for new Star Wars issues. Fark: George Lucas
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(22)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
It is better to be pissed off at WTFark than to be pissed on by German walls
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(3)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Because things aren't farked up enough already with the 49ers, Bruce Miller gets arrested for domestic violence
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(32)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The more things change, the more they stay the same
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria overheard bickering amongst themselves, denouncing "farking splitters" joining the Iraqi-Syrian Islamic State
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Really slow tourist killed by glacier, Methodists reach new high under Obama, and Virgin Mobile becomes Technical Virgin Mobile: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/1 - 3/7
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(1)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 horrifying realities about working with the criminally insane, or the average Farker
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(56)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
House? Boat? Drew Curtis Campaign Headquarters? The Coast Guard? Oh geeezzuz Fark Me Kentucky
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl goes to first hockey game and sustains severe cut to her head after glass dislodges. FARK: stays in game because she's a hockey fan
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN celebrates the one year anniversary of not finding that farking plane
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times happily admits it has no defense against FARK's winning NFL headline (2nd section)
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(2)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Daylight saving time 2015 will begin on Sunday, March 8 at 2:00 a.m. That means it's time to spring forward, fall back on not being late for work. Let's try not to fark this up this year
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(93)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker, starting at 9PM Alaska time (10PM PT/11PM MT/Midnight CT/1AM ET). Don't forget to set your clocks an hour ahead, folks
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(395)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Keep f**king that chicken, WTFark
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(8)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to a current edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Featuring songbirds, lovebirds, and jailbirds
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(18)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bailey and his missing testicle
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(26)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, something ISIS, and something ... what the fark?
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(17)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you make your own pasta? How about the sauce to go with it? Share your perfect way to serve up a great pasta dish and keep 'em coming for more
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(155)
 
(Apple)
 
 
 
Who won the Moron Move of the Race? How do I win prizes? Who's gonna win this weekend's race? Find out on the NASFARK Podcast Now error free
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is this the Fark squirrel making the best of the winter storms? It's certainly drunk enough
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(14)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Politician who never reads Fark tells his constituents they should strive to become "the Florida of New Zealand"
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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(80)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 513: "Wallpaper This II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(141)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now buy ammo in vending machines in one state. Fark: Not Texas
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(175)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Blurred Lines" lawsuit reveals how much everyone got paid for the song, since the courts don't allow "a farkload" as a valid answer
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(32)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What would Drew be like as Kentucky governor? WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET LAID
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(5)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thanks FARK for this slapshot of a headline: "Jaromir Jagr adds another sweater in his quest to play for every NHL team"
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(0)
 
(Make)
 
 
 
TIE fighter drone mod is the coolest since the Millennium Falcon. May the FARK be with you
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite conservative artist, John McNaughton, has released an unofficial portrait of President Obama
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(184)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Llama Llama Whitegold Pajama
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(36)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker and Farkette catfish the world with their new cookbook
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(4)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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(5)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
So the state was told about the pothole that trashed your car? You can be reimbursed, and by that the state means you can take your reimbursement request and 1) ram it 2) go fark yourself 3) pay the state $250 "go fark yourself" fee
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(133)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
News: Prep school basketball players refuse to play against a team from area juvenile detention facility. FARK: Unless their own fans agree to cheer for their fanless opponents
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(19)
 
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Not News: Despite complaints from industry, Government declares immediate 5.18% minimum wage increase. Fark: It's the DPRK
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