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500 headlines found matching 'Fark'
Wed February 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines now offering a "go fark yourself" fare class
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but...
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Inside Mar-a-Lago - Why Fark needs to combine the 'Politics' tab with the 'Florida' topic...'Floritics'?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
soosh, the farker who hosts the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show was moved to Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle for rehab on February 15th. LGT thread from earlier this week. Updates in thread
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(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite fighter plane needs new wings already
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former baseball player Rick Ankiel does what most Farkers do to ease tension before he would play in a game
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Mon February 20, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not News: Sheriff obeys Constitutional law. News: Immigration law. Fark: In Arizona. ÜberFark: Sheriff is Joe Arpaio's replacement
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas goes all-in on Trump, with nearly 90% of Republicans thinking he's doing a perfect job. Fark: Half of them think Putin is the bestest, and walks on water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reality: Trump's time as POTUS has been extremely rocky. Trumpers: Fark you reality. The national debt is gone, Americans now shiat gold bars, and no POTUS has ever had a higher approval rating
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Proving once again that Fark headlines write themselves - "Paris Hilton wins Fragrance of the Year"
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
"Why do people think it's OK to order me to dance? I love music. It's just that I feel no need to dance to it." Any other Farkers feel this way?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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Sun February 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop a typical Fark gathering
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Muslim Farkers is it offensive if a non-Muslim says As-salamu alaykum to a Muslim?
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Victims of the Bowling Green massacre have some Swedish comrades today. Fark needs a Trump tag
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Kinda news: Woman sues after contact lenses cause her to go blind. Fark: Purchased at flea market
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Fri February 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake news caused China to declare war on Germany. farking CNN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrat state leaders really want Obama and his organizing to fark the fark off, they have lost enough already
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman Mark "Appalachian Trail" Sanford is all out of farks to give, and hates Trump with a white-hot hate
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
♫ Do do do do, do do DO do do ♬ Welcome, adventurer to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. It's the 30th anniversary of Final Fantasy. What's your favourite Final Fantasy game? What's your least favourite? What else have you been playing this week?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread Have you been fighting Dungeons and/or Dragons on the tabletop? Or are you fighting For Honor? Building more settlements in Fallout 4?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Seth Moulton: "General Mattis may resign because Trump is so farking insane"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a defenseman and an opposing player knocks your stick out of your hands. Solution: Grab his stick right out of his hands. Fark: He takes your stick that's lying on the ice and uses it to score. Bonus: Awkward stick exchange afterwards
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
The Fark Radio Hour starts at 9pm Central. Get your requests in now. No Freebird
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 615: "Holy Macro!". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on." unless of course it's in rewriting mode, in which case is buries itself in shame and erases everything because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
So your car bent a rim hitting a pothole your government was supposed to fix if it hadn't used the money for kickbacks and graft. In order to be fairly compensated you must first 1) go fark yourself 2) see 1)
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California: $6 Billion a year to support Illegal aliens, no problem . $100 Million to fix the Oroville dam so it won't collapse and drown 200,000 people when warned 10 years ago? Fark that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the latest thing Trump has probably irrevocably farked up by running his mouth when he shouldn't have IS...The Court Martial of Bowe Bergdahl
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
(Wo)man up, Democrats. Author is Farkette's BBAM, so give him some love this Valentine's Day
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Your flying cars have finally arrived, except they're drones. Fark: offer only good in Dubai
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has a Trump Valentine generator and it's....lame. Farkers - show them how it's done
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark app update and more
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Chinese officials punished for dozing off at a meeting. Fark: for dozing off in a meeting on how to motivate lazy bureaucrats
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Peru asks Trump to act against Toledo because fark Ohio, that's why
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pictures of Star Trek: Discovery's "Klingons" are leaked, proving without a shadow of a doubt that CBS/Paramount could fark up a wet dream
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler sets a world record by hammering 38 nails in 2 minutes. Fark: with his head
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
SB 106 -- The Fark bill: Floridians may soon be able to buy bourbon and bacon in the same place under a bill moving quickly through the state Legislature
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Cool: Draymond Green records a triple-double. Fark: He only scores 4 points
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
"The message contained in Sainsbury's latest Valentine's product, a pair of hugging bear mugs, isn't 'Happy Valentine's Day, here is a cute bear with a gigantic farking schlong' but it might as well be"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Quicker to get into trouble than the baby in Who's Your Daddy, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? As a side-note what game genres do you tend to play? Maybe you can recommend games for others (or vice versa)
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jay and Silent Bob to return. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' them names because of this farkin' stupid reboot
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Thu February 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it watching over someone's shoulder or watching a cooking show, who was your first inspiration to take up cooking? Did you learn the person's signature dish?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank in New Orleans is responding to the New Orleans tornadoes, the 4th major natural disaster in a year. Donation link to the left, thanks & DIT
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Having mastered marijuana, Colorado is now ready for the other ingredient of Farkers' Paradise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Follow up to our favorite Farktographer and radio host's car accident and how you can help. LGT original thread. DIT asap
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 614: "Happiness Is...(2)". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
There are two kinds of writers; those who educate the reader, those who confuse the reader, and those who confuse themselves. Wait, I don't think that's right. Anyway, THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
One of George Lopez's jokes hits a nerve with audience member, leading him to tell her to "sit your ass down or get the fark out"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Seemingly, in a tip of the hat to Fark, Merriam-Webster's first new words to be added since 2014 include both 'Facepalm' and 'Not-safe-for-work'
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(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
New robot helps you sleep by breathing near you. And this is why Fark has the "creepy" tag
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, Pamela Anderson would like you to go Fark yourselves, ladies (Not safe for work)
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Birthday Farkin', 2/7 at 6pm - come celebrate Drew and E-Brake's birthdays
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider looks at the Fark/Google Ads wars of 2017
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Mon February 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Several ex-Philadelphia Flyers plan to play an exhibition game in Russia. Fark: Vladimir Putin plans on suiting up for the Russian team
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Guess who's turning 18
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) decides to say fark it, let's just go full Wasteland and eliminate the EPA altogether
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Walmart.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cartoon penis in a listing for a digital camera on Walmart.com (page is Farked, but the image is the first post in the thread)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Super Bowl edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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(Castanet)
 
 
 
Radiation unique to Fukushima meltdown has been detected in southern B.C. salmon. EVERYBODY PAN... Fark it, you'll get a higher dose by sitting in the Sun for 20 mins
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: Could Super Bowl halftime potty breaks harm Fraser sinkhole mess?
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
Trump to Uber CEO Travis Kalanick for bailing on the presidential tech panel: "If you want to cut off your access to the White House, fark you"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FarkPolitics ready headline: "It's about time someone attacked Australia. Thank you, President Trump"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man opens dental practice after watching a few YouTube videos. Fark: And performs some successful procedures before getting caught
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Mightier than that halberd you've had your eye on, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing and enjoying (hopefully) this week? This week Pit People (Early Access) rolls out on Steam. Tell us your gaming tales within adventurer
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(Newshub)
 
 
 
And today's winner in the great "Which steadfast ally will we royally fark off today" sweepstakes is....NORWAY
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Thu February 02, 2017
(SomeHappyToBeHome)
 
 
 
FARK Radio Hour Starts at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern. Post requests in thread
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Valentine's Day is coming soon.. Have a dish you love to make for the special occasion?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 613: "Frickin' Laser Beams". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Attention nerds: Farker Phil Plait is moving his Bad Astronomy blog from Slate to SyFy Wire. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Good News: Your steaks this year are going to be cheaper. Bad News: You cheap farkers are putting ranchers out of business
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Farkers are actually an elite paramilitary unit designed to thwart the ambitions of petty tyrants everywhere with Caturday their secret weapon of mass annihilation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hemingway, on writing: "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know." Okay, here goes: "THIS is your Fark Writers' thread"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Haven't seen one of these on Fark in a while so here's the return of mugshot roundup. Come in for number 2, stay for 4,5,12 and 14. Bonus: deslidified for your viewing pleasure
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bad: You just rm -rf'ed the wrong directory of production data. Worse: none of your FIVE backup/replication techniques deployed are working reliably or set up in the first place. Fark: Go watch their live YouTube feed of them trying to fix it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's start drinking early since we didn't last Friday Afternoon. Little Bailey's in the coffee, maybe a mimosa, This is YOUR last Friday's Fark Weird News Quiz
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The new head of the FCC will not state if he will enforce net neutrality rules. You had a better headline but your ISP now requires you to buy the "News Plus" tier to get to Fark
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Not News: Nebraska's flag is bad Fark: It flew upside down outside the Capitol building for 10 days and nobody noticed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey Manhattan farkers. I have a few geography questions for youse
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Auto repair shop located below freeway off-ramp has customers literally falling out of the sky to get service. Fark: Eight times over the past nine years (Security footage of latest incident included)
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: When life hands you lemons...
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Barack Obama responds to Trump's claims that the Muslim ban is just an extension of Obama's own policies: "Get the fark out of here with those miniature hands, Cheeto"
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump's net approval rating falls from +13 to -1 in four days. Fark: according to Rasmussen Reports
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Athlete speaks out against Trump travel ban. Fark: NASCAR star Dale Earnhardt Jr
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538.com is tracking how often members of Congress are voting in line with Donald Trump. Fark: Leading the way in most voting with Trump vs. how often would be expected... Diane Feinstein
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Sun January 29, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker
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(FA Cup)
 
 
 
FA Cup weekend. Derby County-LCFC kicks off at 2:30 today. Saturday gives us Pool & Spurs against different Wanderers, & the Fark Wear Derby of MIGHTY Oxford United against Newcastle and plenty more matches. Will the underdogs make it to round 5?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The horrifying moment a truck slams into the side of a bus is caught on video. Fark: No one was seriously injured
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So let's do our yearly check-in with Fark favorite Courtney Stodden, now 22, as she keeps a very low profile in Beverly Hills
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Hunter checks ice thickness with butt of rifle, and since this is Fark you know what happens next. Bonus: hunter's name is Hunter
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Fri January 27, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
La La Land....your true thoughts. I need the Fark input before I am forced to go
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bill allowing 151-proof liquor causes buzz among Virginia college students, future Fark admins
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(GOG)
 
 
 
What do a dwarf and a gnome have in common? Very little. Welcome, one and all to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, out of the blue, SWAT 4 makes its digital debut on GOG. I highly recommend this game. Tell us what you've been playing this week
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month and we're trying out a new Fark thingamabob where we trade and/or give away unused and unwanted game keys. So, load em up and let's make some people happy
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A call goes out to the Fark community: There's a chronic shortage of hunky male strippers
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(SomeBareFarker)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour post requests in thread. If I have it I'll play it. Unless it sucks
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently carjackers are getting ideas from Fark's Halloween thread
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
When Alex Jones has started to doubt Trump, you know something is really farking off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody out there figured out that if you inject pregnant horses with a hormone then extract their blood and use it on pigs, you can increase pork production. What the fark was going on in that lab?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican President says (sic) "We're not paying for that farking wall." This is not a repeat but it will be
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists yesterday: We need to march on Washington. Scientists today: fark it, let's run for office
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 612: "Yellow 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once wrote an entire novel using only words that rhyme with 'orange.' He writes haiku . . . in iambic pentameter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writers' thread
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(Finger Lakes Daily News)
 
 
 
Not News: Delivery truck overturns, spilling its contents on the road. Fark: 100 puppies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Bakers: what do you add to your plain roll and bread recipes for better taste. Subby is talking flours and spices not cheeses or vegetables or marshmallows. Or does technique add more than, say, some specialty grain flour?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Driver leads cops on high-speed chase. Weird: He was trying to buy soda. Fark: He's 10
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida lags behind in mental health funding. Obvious tag so outraged it ragequit Fark and went to Pets.com to work for their sock puppet
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
World's largest investor points out that economies based on consumer spending should probably not tell those consumers to go fark themselves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton calls the Women's march "awe-inspiring" before muttering under her breath *where the fark were you all the three got-damn months ago?..*
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week that spawned a thousand memes
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Maybe News: There was an ejection at the Northern Colorado-Weber State game. FARK: It was the mayor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm depressed. You're depressed. We're all depressed. It's hard to stay motivated nowadays. Cheer me up. Difficulty factor x10000: No political jokes, no political memes, etc. Knowing fark, cue the political jokes, memes, etc
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore school dental program pulls three teeth from 9-year-old without parental consent. School farkup-response officer declines comment citing "hey, wouldja look at the time" regulations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops taser black suspect. Fark: Suspect (wrong guy) works for police department on improving relations with black community
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From evidence presented in past threads, this man suffers from same problem as 30% of Farkers (not safe for work0
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen must be a Farker
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of diverse music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA team scores 143 points, its highest total since 1982. Fark: The Brooklyn Nets (9-33)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Family caught in charming video celebrating Christmas together Not news: on a Yellowstone Park security camera Fark: Sasquatches?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whoever is the first non-TotalFARK member to correctly guess Subby's age wins a month of TotalFARK membership on Subby. Guess away
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a break from watching the... festivities, go wash your hands and grab an adult beverage of your choice (so long as it's not a mango daquiri, because COME ON). It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple sues patent troll for...pinky at the corner of your lip...$1 billion dollars. Fark: it's Qualcomm
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More thought provoking than that last technology trade you did in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Speaking of 4X, Stars in Shadow released yesterday to positive reviews, if you need your 4X fix. What have you been playing this week?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark it. Voting should be mandatory
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Local Atlanta TV reporter retweets support from Georgia congressman after reporting about why Pizzagate isn't fake. Fark: The congressman he retweeted isn't real
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Gung hay fat choy.. and welcome to the year of the fire rooster. Do you have any recipes to celebrate Chinese New Year? Share to the right
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey judge, fark you" - still not a sound strategy
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In celebration of Fark's favorite country songstress and her 71st birthday, here's Dolly Parton singing "Jolene" way back in 1975
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Kentucky elected official hit by car, cattle threatened; ex-opponent pleads guilty
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who would want to steal a concrete buffalo? FARK: He was too weak to carry it back to his vehicle
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 611: "Just Desserts Part Deux ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is having so many problems filling seats at his inauguration that he's buying ads on Facebook to find people who will take them for free. Next up: Craigslist, Fark, Grindr
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Update to the TotalFark & BareFark membership drive
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're listening to Stockholm FM & coming up next is..***crackle*** .. Get out of the farking way. Coming through... ***crackle*** ...ith Bjorn Svensson. So keep it locked right here
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Unemployed Fark Poltab losers: look no further. Your dream job has arrived
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(Slack)
 
 
 
FYI for any fellow IT farkers that use the open source ELK Stack, here's a link to a public Slack user group on Elasticsearch, Logstash, and Kibana
 


Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Who's winning the cyber war? Fark, of course
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your first ever OFFICIAL Monday Night Fark Discussion thread. How was your weekend? How was your Monday? Share a pic if you took one recently or just stop by and say hi
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
German automakers tell Trump to go fark himself. What's Trump gonna be carted around in? A Chevy? Does Trump even know how to drive?
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline of the day: "YouTube under siege as porn is hidden in its privates"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Help old school UltramegaFarker Wookiemonster (730 greenlit links) get his short film Kickstarter over the hump and greenlit. It's a pretty big hump right now
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Spontaneous combustion concerns lead to warnings over height of chicken manure piles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An Indian family attempt to move into an upscale neighborhood in Tampa only to have the neighbors call them 'Farking Ragheads' and threaten to burn down their house
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST)
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Sat January 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC asks the question on all Farkers' minds: Is it OK to watch porn in public?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will the new Discussion tab contain Fark's brony fandom? Or will lack of a pony thread due to the hiatus drive pony posting elsewhere? Find out during the My Little Pony marathon, 10am ET on Discovery Family
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Fri January 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you own a pool, for Fark's sake, make sure you have a secure fence and locked gate...or else elephants might take over
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In future news, 95% of Farkers develop cancer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's inauguration is going to be a mindfark for DC
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Person with a gun demands chicken nugget from girl. Fark: Suspect is 12
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
♫ You wanna go where people know ♪ Mind Flayers will eat your brain ♬ You wanna go to the Friday Fark Gaming thread ♩ What have you been playing this week? Is there a game you've gotten rehab levels of addicted to? Let us know inside
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So, foodies, chowhounds, and cooks of all levels... did you get any cooking-related gifts this holiday season? Show us your new shinies, our envy shall know no bounds
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(Inc)
 
 
 
More victims come forward to accuse Google of grabbing them by the ad revenue - Boing Boing and Skepchick
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Fark v Google goes public. Well, a geeky public so far
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News defends CNN against Trump's 'fake news' charge, as reported by AOL News. And you're reading this on Fark. *Mind blown*
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
During filming of The Phantom Menace, George Lucas was warned by a cast member that Jar-Jar might be problematic. Which makes it all the more frustrating because it's hard to ignore a warning from BRIAN FARKING BLESSED
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
ASU basketball coach Bobby Hurley clarifies his "farking Tucson" locker room comment in advance of rivalry game with UA, says he was trying to motivate his players the way Coach K taught him
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 610: "Nighty Night 2 ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Hugo Award nominated author takes on the seamy side of Moscow nightlife in 'Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On'
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Google repeats its policy of Farking incompetence to the International Business Times
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to support fark. So here's the deal. I will sponsor two fark liters for 6 months of totalfark . Present your case to the right why it should be you. Any other philanthropists that want in on this should sponsor their own show ponies as well
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Fark needs an invariant tag, eh?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
List of 11 things to stop wasting your money on in 2017 does NOT include TotalFark subscription
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you write about things close to home or far away? Do you ever write about places you've never been? Wherever you are, you are here. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
30 years of Showtime knockouts compressed into 13 minutes of pure punching power. Come for the artistry, stay for the "DAAAAAAAAMN, you got knocked the Fark out"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chimps observed making and using tools for drinking. Fark Admins observed losing the ability to use tools after drinking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Normally, you don't see videos of golf trick shots on Fark. Normally, trick shots don't inolve nine snooker tables, a flight of stairs and 25 chain reactions lasting two minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Farkers vindicated by psychology experts I'll be back at my desk in a coupla minutes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Google farked us over
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(US News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor defends man's 22-year sentence for stealing TV remote: After refusing a defense attorney, defendant told judge '[fark] you, go suck my d--- and go [fark] yourself'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a bird flies up to you and says, "fark you," you might want to reflect upon your life
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "J.J. Abrams is done with reboots"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate Nihilists: "Give us the Obamacare repeal NOW." 52 Dudes: "You don't HAVE the farking votes, dipshiats. We know you never did"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manchester United love Fark, or something
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass red panda cubs playing in the snow for the first time...who the fark am I kidding, these things are SO DAMNED CUTE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer did it. He actually. Farking. Did. It. He sent Yertle a copy of his own 2009 letter to the then-incoming Obama administration, which demanded that all Presidential nominees be fully vetted, paperwork completed, before being confirmed
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
"I also want a vibrant two-party system where both parties are competitive in their appeal for hearts and minds of citizens. Oh, fark it, who am I kidding? I only want a one party system"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Interesting: A movie about the Flint water crisis is being made. Strange: by Lifetime. Fark: starring Cher
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the first Livingston Stapler Company Presents show of 2017. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Waving a giant inflatable penis at your neighbors may not be seen as polite, but it's a pretty good way to get on Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP realizes too late their attempt to repeal ACA was completely farking stupid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Furious biker forces a man to take off his bike gang leather jacket with club patches on it because he wasn't a member of a gang and 'didn't earn it.' Fark: it was a Sons Of Anarchy jacket
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Fri January 06, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
TBS turning Conan O'Brien's "Clueless Gamer" segment into a series. Fark: Not hosted by Conan O'Brien
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We have the best quizzes at Fark. The best, believe me. You're gonna love it, bigly. It's the yuuuuuuuuge Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Chickens are scumbags who trick their partners into sex
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa program for giving alcoholics hourly drinks garners attention in Aussie research labs, Fark.com staff meetings
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wikileaks is upset that the government is sharing information with the press because fark everything
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking at CES in Vegas, Part 2
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Razer pulls a Gillette and says, "Fark it, we're doing three screens"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Dodgier than Dodgy McDodgerson, and nearly as well loved, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? MOO? Stellaris? Civ VI? Tyto Ecology? This week, Blood Bowl 2 announced Chaos Dwarves & Khemri DLC coming soon
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Former CIA Director James Woolsey: Fark this, I'm out
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Things have taken a turn for the strange when the nation's hopes for keeping Obama care rest on the shoulders of Senators Susan Collins (Fark-ME), Rand Paul(Jelly-KY), and Bill Cassiday (Oohla-LA)
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We need a proper cookie thread for one last hurrah after the holiday season. Did you try any new recipes? Used a tried-and-true recipe to win every party? Show us the good stuff and why the best cookies always have raisins in them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: We're all for states' rights. Cities? fark 'em
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China tells Trump to lay off Twitter. That's right; a WHOLE FARKING COUNTRY JUST TOLD A PRESIDENT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY TO STOP SHIATPOSTING ON THE INTERNET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Authorities say the cause of death of a parkour runner involved in a "train accident" is "not yet known." I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was "getting his ass run over by a farking train"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 609: "Potent Potables 4 ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
It's that time of year NYC Farkers, here's the details on the No Pants Subway Ride 2017 (pics - including Superman)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Problem: you can't sell weed in D.C., although possession is legal. Solution: hand out 4,200 free samples of marijuana. Fark: at Trumpnauguration
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sweden experiments with a six hour work day. Which is like your work day, but you don't have to spend two hours of it in the bathroom reading fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Map of U.S. States by recent population growth. Is your state being fled, flocked, or simply farked?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dhoni quits India's cricket team before matches against England. Shut the fark up, Dhoni
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Maricopa county commissioner to Arizona Diamondbacks owner who wants a new publicly funded stadium: "take your stupid baseball team and get out. And go back to farking West Virginia"
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year kicks off early as woman arrested for stripping at barbershop...in front of her 4 young children. Fark: includes duckface mugshot goodness
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The first 5 Farkers to photoshop Wil Wheaton on the Death Star gets a month free of TF. Difficulty: make me rage
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wanna be TotalFarked? Make me laugh and I'll sponsor the first 10 to do so
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Is Drew Curtis undead?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect tells millionaire sports team owners to go Fark themselves and pay for their own stadiums
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man yells "fark Trump", tries to choke himself, then urinates on cop. It's a preview of Scott Baio's act for the inauguration
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
More than 100 dookers were led into the North Sea by bagpipes to give a small shriveled fark you to cancer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: CNN used "worst photo of me" for the cover of a book about the 2016 campaign. Proof he never reads the comments on Fark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News: Reggie Bush sets rushing record. Fark: It's one he wishes they could wipe off the books, like his Heisman and that National Championship
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Just as every farker has known for years, The Big Bang Theory sucks so bad it's the most watched show on TV
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Education spending has ballooned massively since 1980, with nothing to show for it unless you're an assistant vice-deputy sub-principal in charge of buzzword-consultant jargon enhancement in which case life is farking sweet
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Not news: NTSB to examine flight data recorder. News: from an Eastern Airlines flight. Fark: that crashed in 1985
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Fox and Friends cite false statistics regarding Food Stamp fraud. Fark: Actual fraud rate is more than 10 times what Fox said
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contests
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to find than that guy in Accounting at the Christmas party, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? What are you waiting for? What did you secretly buy for yourself? This week, Tattletail rolls out (among other games)
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
News: Arkansas football player arrested for shoplifting at Belk department store. FARK: His team is playing in the Belk Bowl
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown show ends with performer arrested for assault on cop. Fark: not Chris Brown
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Context headlines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof, who will continue representing himself during the penalty phase of his trial, opts for the "fark it" defense strategy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker feeling kind of maudlin tonight, a good glass of scotch and football soothes the nerves. What's your go-to scotch?
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
The biggest news among sneakerheads is one of them turned a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 v2s - the model with the infrared stripe - into ice skates. Yeah, I know - no farking WAY, right? But they have video and everything
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FruitBouquets.com: $30 Credit for $15. New Year's arrangements start at $39.99, standard shipping $14.99. If the trains are traveling at 35 and 67 mph respectively, how many soccer balls does Jim save? (Sponsored Link)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Robber says he was just joking after store clerk takes his gun"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 608: "Red Light, Green Light ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
To celebrate the cluster-fark that was 2016, here is a collection of the worst red light runners of the year
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Throw a battery now, mutherfarker
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Blow up doll mistakenly reported as dead body. Fark: someone put a blow up doll out with their trash (w/pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kerry: "fark it, I'll try to achieve world peace before Trump farks it all up"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher really wanted people to know how much she hated that farking gold bikini. She was also an extraordinary woman
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There are only a few more days left in 2016, so if your New Year's Resolution was to finally finish a novel this year, you better get cracking. Or you can hang out with the rest of us, because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, New Year's Edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia: "Yeah those mass doping conspiracy allegations are true, so farking what?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Goodbye to 2016
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool. Survival knife with serrated blade, hook blade, steel tip to break windows, and LED light. Not TSA approved. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My God. Todd Starnes may have finally written an article that many Farkers will agree with
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Tue December 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Farkus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
She was denied a Nobel Prize for the crime of doing science while female so she'll have to settle for a Fark headline announcing that she has passed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
The biggest technology failures of 2016. Yes, even worse than submitting a slideshow to Fark
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Mon December 26, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man bets coworkers that he can walk across a frozen pond. Since this is Fark, you know what happens to him
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Skullcandy crusher headphones. Decent Amazon reviews. Do not appear to come with monkeys. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know I had a nail in my eye until we got to the hospital and then sitting in the chair, I was like 'Take a picture. Take a picture.'" (with HOLY FARK X-ray)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cat politely tells grown-ass man to calm the fark down on Christmas
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Farkers
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Sat December 24, 2016
(A Happy Elf)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 7th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: "The Happy Elf". Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner receives one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends @ 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, FARKers. :-)
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: Vesna Vulovic dies. News: After free falling 33,000 feet in a plane accident. Fark: 44 years later. Curse you, 2016
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the final week of Fantasy Football, with NFL games the entire weekend. Need some last-minute advice to make you your league champion (or at least not lose out)? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts have your answers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Light up the yule log, grab your Santa hat, and pop in that Mannheim Steamroller Christmas CD from the 1994 $2 bin - It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz - Christmas edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Department of Education: "We understand you're permanently disabled and on a fixed income, so we're going to forgive your student loans" US Treasury Department: "Fark your fixed income BS, that forgiven debt is taxable"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The next Fark Party Japan will feature a very..... unusual way to relax
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Of the 7 cars owners regret buying in the first place 4 are made by FCA, which obviously stands for 'Farking Crappy Automobiles'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and Wordplay headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Business headlines
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
You don't have to talk in your sleep about it any more, Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade hit GOG this week. Welcome to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. So, what have you been playing? What are you hoping to get gifted (or will buy for yourself)?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
In Memoriam for Farkers lost to 2016 and beyond. It might get dusty in here. Or onions. Probably someone cutting onions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: fark it, trade war with everyone
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark provides some holiday cheer with this headline: "Ezekiel Elliott scores touchdown, immediately donates self to Salvation Army"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 607: "OrnaMENTAL". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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(Metro)
 
 
 
EU court says the government has no right to look at your browsing history. So your love of Gilmore Girls fan fiction is safe, UK Farkers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: We put the security cameras and the lighting for Central Park on the same circuit, and that's why the lights in the park stay on all day - that'll be a $150 inquiry fee and $50 go fark yourselves surcharge
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Publix under fire for this and that. Honorable Fark mention in the article
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Democrats, the only way out of your clusterfark is to put Jon Stewart in charge of the DNC. DO IT you clusterfarkers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Calcutta, who went to see a cow for some butter, but when he arrived, the cow was alive, and now he feasts on some nutter. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Softorino YouTube Converter. Download and save your favorite YouTube videos or even just the audio, replay on your iPhone, iPad, or Mac. Windows version also available. MacWorld review in the comments. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Invasive vaginal pat-down" sounds like a good band name or Fark handle, but it's not something you want from the TSA
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not News: California is home to four NFL franchises, more than any other state. Fark: The Raiders have won more games in 2016 than the three other teams have won combined
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Politics headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Flying Spaghetti Monster / Cthulhu ski mask. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As it has always been and will forever be, Farkers, your number is zero
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Mon December 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: After six years of hostilities, China decides to make peace. Fark: With Norway. UltraFARK: Over the Nobel Peace Prize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the first time, an American-born NHL coach reaches 500 wins. Fark: John Tortorella
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The greatest minds in the world have all failed to come up with an answer, but maybe Farkers Can do better. Can you think of three foods where any two of those foods taste good together, but all three combined taste disgusting?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: In which 2016 decided it wasn't done with us yet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Geek headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Sports headlines
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Well fark me sideways... All these fitness gadgets are spying on you, releasing data (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man breaks into 'Sexy Salad' restaurant, eats food, urinates in a garbage can and falls asleep on the floor. Says establishment passes first test for holding a Fark party
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Scrivener for Windows. Too late for NaNoWriMo, but ready for your New Year's resolutions for a higher daily word count. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Guy who predicted Brexit and Trump: "You know uh, from the hard data, this here Trump Train is about to fly off the farking rails"
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Some farker spent the past year making a bunch of timelapses in the southwest
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the time of the fantasy season where every single point could make the difference between champions and ridicule. So let the Fark Fantay Football Experts show you the path to victory
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
News: Team loses game thanks in part to an excessive celebration penalty. FARK: The game is called the Celebration Bowl
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green says "Fark You Samsung, I'm not turning in my Note 7. What's the worst that could happen?" UPDATE: it was staged
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you freezing your buns off standing in line for Rogue One, here's a bit of a diversion. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Water-Resistant Dual-USB Solar Charger. Charge your smartphone and other USB devices with a 5000mAh battery charger. I remember when solar powered calculators were impressive. Get off my lawn. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Tea party caucus agenda for Trump's first 100 days: 'Fark you, burn down everything'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest quarterfinals, Round 4: September through November
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
CBGB's 2nd awning goes @ auction for $30,000. Fark: 80's Arizona thrash punk band 'Jodie Foster's Army' reportedly stole the original
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: pCloud Premium lifetime subscription. Android and iOS accessible. Cloud storage based in Switzerland. Hey, can you get me a bank account there too? (Sponsored Link)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Harder to get out of your head than elves in leather pants, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? What under the radar games, please list genre(s) as well, have you been playing that other Farkers may want to get?
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
If you plan on shooting your brother in the pelvis, have enough sense to not do it at the Green City Motel and Party Mart, because you know that story is going Green City on Fark
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest quarterfinals, Round 3: June through August
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Posh cheese festival descends into chaos as woman "elbowed in the boob"
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(Adweek)
 
Audio
 
Danish stereo maker Bang & Olufsen sets out to singlehandedly save Fark.com's Audio tag. In related news, we still have an Audio tag for some reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. If you look to your right, you'll see the mountain I'm about to fly this farking plane into. Please remember to observe the no smoking sign. Thank you
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Headline: Theme of Farktography Contest No. 606: "White 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 14, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
How farking cold is it in the Yukon right now? People there just broke the record for most electricity used in a day. For the third time this week
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Joseph doesn't want to be a single dad, say owners of nativity scene. Maybe some nice Farker can find a James statue so Joseph can have a partner
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
With recreational marijuana going into effect tomorrow, here's everything you MA farkers need to know about the new law. Basically, you can smoke in your own house, but you can't buy it yet or do anything remotely related to it for another 2 years
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Machine learning and artificial intelligence e-learning. Natural language processing, Markov models, Cluster analysis. And the NLP picture is adorable. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a cold and snowy morning, the river was frozen, as was my dog. I left her outside when the storm rolled through. Oh well, at least I have a pupsicle. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mile high Fark party
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I see our new PEOTUS is concentrating on the important things. Merry Christmas, motherfarkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Diver films great white shark up close. Fark: While armed with only a snorkel and GoPro
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Tue December 13, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Apple AirPods available today for you to lose tomorrow
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest quarterfinals, Round 2: March through May
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The game is . . . something. Also, Toby Jones is one creepy motherfarker. The latest "Sherlock" trailer is here
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ActiveInbox: 3-Yr personal plan. Highly rated gmail organizer. Notes, scheduling and task lists. 1) Steal underpants. 3) Profit. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What were we talking about a year ago?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Mozart in the Jungle is in its 3rd Season News: See a 52 year old actress topless FARK: Actress is Monica Bellucci . . . and you're gone. (Not Safe for Church)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unofficial, unauthorized, unorthodox Fark Discord server. Come hang out and stuff or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of you Farkers has been fleeing dates at expensive restaurants, leaving women with the bill. Bonus: compare her profile picture with what she looks like in real life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest quarterfinals, Round 1: December through February
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How would you describe Fark to someone who's never been to the site?
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Trump reaches out to dirty hippies, farkers, by having a good swing at the ol' F-35 punching bag
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The F.A. publishes advice to get more girls playing soccer. They can't possibly fark that up. Can they?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Martian mVoice smartwatch. Works with Amazon Alexa, Google Now, or Siri. A smartwatch that looks like an analog watch for the Luddite wannabes among us. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela pulls highest-value banknote to combat crime. Fark: Each note worth two cents
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
♪♫ Ban the farking Christmas music, fa-la-la-la-laa la-la la-laaaaa ♫♪
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Like some farked up mutant pyramid scheme, a new ransomware demands you either pay $770 ... or infect two other people
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For most fantasy leagues, the playoffs are here. Do you have the lineup to take you to the championship? Find out with advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AirJamz bluetooth air pick & music toy. Looks like a guitar pick, let you "play" multiple instruments using accelerometer technology. Bring your air guitar fantasies into the 21st century. (Sponsored Link)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music on public radio hosted by a farker (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat December 10, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will that team do the whatnot? Will whatshisface do the thing? The action is hot and the goonjuice is cold, strap in for another hockey Saturday on Fark. Stars/Flyers @ 1PM ET, Senators/Kings @ 4PM ET, whole bunch of teams @ 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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(Today)
 
 
 
Dog says goodbye to dying owner in hospital and DAMMIT WHERE'S THAT FARKING DUSTVAC
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
There's lots of talk about the "two Americas" and how each side views reality. So, let's take a look and see what the differences are and...oh...well, that's just farked up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can you recognize these world currencies? Take the quiz and see if you can ace that along with the weekly FARK quiz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump tells his supporters to Fark Right Off as they chant "Lock her up." "That plays great before the election - now we don't care"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, in a small village not too far from here, lived a small boy who took notes, did his homework, and scored 1089 on the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let's see if you can do better
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