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500 headlines found matching 'Fark'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's been a rough week but we made it... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Conquering the galaxy in Master of Orion? Dying in Dark Souls III? Perhaps finding that special someone in Stardew Valley? Let us know
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 10 years of Netflix premium subscription - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Netflix show that no one else seems to be watching? (Sponsored Link)
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
School cop who obviously doesn't read Fark investigates 13-year-old for counterfeiting after she tries to pay for lunch with a $2 bill
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"The goalie just said fark it and left?"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Texas church asks members to pay $500 to drink pesticide 'elixir' to cure erectile dysfunction"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Click-bait may be killing real journalism, but on the brighter side, it's going to keep Fark afloat for decades to come
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 573: "Tangled Up 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ironic tag flips over the desk, throws a chair and says, Fark it, I'm outta here. The audience shouts "Jerry, Jerry, JERRY JERRY"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers discover potential cure for Fark Admins
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge mushroom cloud seen over Area 51. Stay safe, alien Farkers
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party - May 7th, 7pm - Lefty O'Douls
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome lurkers and Farkers, young and old. We built this thread on metaphors and soul. THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times finds a lot to talk about in this FARK headline: "Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Kate... What the fark? (Not safe for work)
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(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark: The Movie
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe for iPad pressure-sensitive fine-point active stylus. For older iPads and iOS. Suggested for use with Astropad app. Buy if you're a Luddite, suggest a better one if you don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants help creating a new theme song for "Morning Edition." Have at it, Farkers
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We are altering the layout further
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hydraulic press in the sky, I can squeeze twice as tight, take a look, it went in the book and HOLY FARKBALLS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marine infamous for urinating on Taliban corpses helps foil girlfriend's alleged hit-man plot, complete mad libs Fark headline
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tourist killed by train while stalking legendary 'Goatman' monster on Kentucky railroad bridge
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Bryce Harper homers. News: Bryce Harper homers in the bottom of the 9th to tie the game. Fark: On his day off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, even California deserves to be counted this primary season. I'll decide to drop out after
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android developer course: novice to ninja. Much cooler than a bootcamp, but only if there are pirates. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Powered adjustable height desk, so easy you just push a button. Sit or stand while you work. Pricey, but useful. Share your plans and parts list for DIY if you like it but can't quite swing the cost. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Chick Corea in concert
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Sat April 23, 2016
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Looking for recommendations of some good "hard science fiction" books to read. Space opera is all good fun, but what's the best stuff with believable science? It's your Saturday Fark Book Thread. Enjoy
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: $1000 for Steam games - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Steam game? (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. Or if not a vengeance, at least a vexing. No? Would you accept a Vespa? Cause we have one of those
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Will Fark link to gay news sites like Towelroad or The Advocate, or is subby just wasting his time to submit them? Link goes to story of Diversity Meeting that used No Homo Bro in email
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As we say goodbye to the Red Wings, the Flyers, Wild and Kings are set to join them on the back nine. Will any hang in? Will anyone be watching the non-elimination game tonight? PLAYOFF HOCKEY, FARKERS: 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 & 10:30ET
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
I don't expect a green light and apologize for the post if any rules were broken, but I am part of a charity event for a local musician who has cancer. If any Farkers in the Huntsville, Al area wish to attend, information is on the link. Thanks
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Game Design - focus on art and animation. Fix-It Felix: Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING! Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. (Sponsored Link)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Don't panic and bring your towel... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? What games are you waiting for patiently (or maybe not so patiently)? This week subby has been playing Master of Orion: CtS & Stardew Valley
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just a harmless dust devil that HOLY FARK
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these low stress jobs ideal for Farkers. List fails without distillery Quality Control position
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's highlights from the first round of the Norway Chess tournament in Stavanger, because Fark never has enough professional chess video highlights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Clinton voters overlook money lust, shadowy surrogates, sociopathic policy shifts, horrific overseas record
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(Chowhound)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the cereal and the doughnut, it's time to get a good dose of real breakfast food. Ok, fine. Have the doughnut, too. We're Farkers. But what else do you put together for a good breakfast?
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(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, still no cure for cancer, and the best science can give us is some goddamn robot blueberry picker with shakier hands than a Fark admin at 8 a.m. But science has time to wipe the ass of Big Blueberry, don't worry about that
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning SQL course. Two SQL queries enter a bar, but leave because they couldn't find a table (Sponsored Link)
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Teaching 10-year-olds to behead their enemies. Fark: In Australian public schools. WTFark: Christian religious education
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Things to do with your leftover wine (said no Farker ever)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In the 16th Century red meat was better than white, fruit was for the poor and sick and ThotalFarke cost but 1 groat a monthe
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 572: "Artsy-Fartsy 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Clarifai)
 
 
 
How Skynet would look for Sarah Connor if it was a Farker (Not safe for work)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contemporary journalist tries to match booze legend Winston Churchill drink for drink for one day. Tag is for the man who could drink every Farker under the table with half his liver tied behind his back
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ah crap, we have a little over a month to go before the Fark Book Fair and you still haven't finished your book? Did you write your short story for the anthology yet? No? *Facepalm* Time to give us your excuses in this week's Fark Writers Thread
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Redskins fans raise $5k to save 'Chief Zee' from eviction. Fark: Dan Snyder has been paying his admission to games
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
A venerable Brit magazine / Is hoping to make quite a scene / 'bout a man who blows goats / When he's not farking stoats / So y'all need to enter this, because subby's really bad at it and you can win like $1400 or something
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton's big win unites Democrats. Offer not valid on Fark's Politics Tab
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bondic® Pro Kit. Like welding, but with liquid plastic and the same kind of UV activator that your dentist uses. Works better than super glue in a lot of circumstances. Now hold my beer while I try this. (Sponsored Link)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Farking aliens continue to harass the International Space Station
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The countries that love marijuana the most. Fark: The Netherlands and Jamaica aren't even in the top 15
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We have altered the layout. Pray we don't alter it any further
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's primary day in New York, which of course means that the polls are a collection of clusterfarks. "You can't vote nor cast any type of ballot. They (the keys to the building) are in a locked box and no one has the key,"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries clean up before an Olympics. Holy crap: South Korea before the Seoul Olympics of 1988 enslaved, killed, and tortured thousands, and now refuses to compensate victims. Holy Fark: Guess who is hosting the 2018 Olympics?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Agile/Scrum Certification Training for Project Managers - preparation for the PMI-ACP® Exam. Project managers: all I know are the Dilbert jokes. Do you like your job? What exactly do you do? (Sponsored Link)
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored nooses hanging on college campus removed, investigated as hate crime. Fark: they may have been part of a faculty-approved art project
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Police calm hipster frenzy at Berlin vegan restaurant
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suicide at golf course leaves hole in one, the problem with littoral lube failure, and being shot at by a man with a gnu: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers: The greatest restaurant on Earth is about to make a triumphant return to your area. Get ready to mosey on up to the fixin's bar
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobile App Development courses - iOS and Android. All the cool kids are doing it, how hard can it be? (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
As proof that people will buy almost anything, a person is selling some air from Kobe Bryant's last game. Fark: The current bid is over $13,000
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today is the 10th anniversary of the greatest Fark thread of all time (LGT original thread)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning Advanced Cloud Computing for Amazon Web Services. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Nancy Wilson in concert
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Axl Rose to supplement the 'Not In This Lifetime' Guns N' Roses tour with the 'Are You Farking Kidding Me?' AC/DC tour
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like someone over at CNN has been visiting the Fark Politics tab
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a story to terrorize the Fark Mods/Admins
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline that sounds like it came from a Mad-lib: "Phish drummer obtains protection order against Belfast chimney sweep"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piñata for adults - with candy and tiny bottles of liquor. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. This totally makes up for all the birthdays that my mom couldn't find a piñata like they had on Sesame Street. (Sponsored Link)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Suit up, Farkers, and get ready for interstellar combat. It's time to see the list of the Top 10 Mech Anime ... OF ALL TIME
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In her off time, "Lily" of AT&T commercial fame documents plight of Syrian refugees, directs commercials for Cracker Barrel Mac and Cheese, stars in Farkers' personal fantasies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seven useful tax write-offs for Farkers, including pot, breast implants, and ostrich depreciation
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that stapler, it's Friday and time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? What should other Farkers try? This week subby played more new Master of Orion and Kim (Early Access open-world RPG based on the Kipling book)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to work at Ken Ham's Noah's Ark Park? Well, A) What the fark is wrong with you, and B) You've got to sign a pledge that you're a Christian
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cyber Security Hacker Training. My voice is my passport. Verify me. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say wine o'clock is a real thing and not just the hour when subby starts submitting headlines to Fark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yawn: Yet another government bailout. FARK: for Big Blueberry
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
"The Fark community is generally an ideal online community, one that's intelligent, funny, compassionate and fair"
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Smoked, baked, braised, pulled, swimming in sauce, dry rub, whichever ya like. This here's a BBQ thread.. show us how it's done
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times rushes to check out Fark's breaking news about Pablo Sandoval's belt
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bouqs Company - flowers from eco-friendly sustainable farms. Never underestimate the impact of random flowers. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Not News: Erik Prince of Blackwater/Xe/Academi fame is building his own air force to fight in Africa's resource wars. News: By weaponizing civilian aircraft. Fark: For his Chinese investors, who overruled the retired US Admiral on the company's Board
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 571: "It's Complementary" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline : Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man says too much music, masturbation caused him to vandalize home, ordered to stay away from Fark parties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas A.G. goes all in, says "Fark it, y'all can carry a loaded weapon right into a courthouse, just as Jesus intended," much to the chagrin of every sane judge in the state
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Air Force pilots soon to learn what gamers have known for years: AI wingmen are farkin' idiots
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pebble Time Smartwatch. What's your favorite smartwatch? (Sponsored Link)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: gang of 50+ drivers hold sideshow. News: at 6 in the afternoon on Sunday. Holy Fark: on the Bay Bridge
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
News: OKC Thunder's Russell Westbrook records triple double against Lakers. FARK: In less than 18 minutes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dave UpTheGrove is entering Seattle election race as an environmentalist. Meanwhile, Bill DownTheHatch still can't get off the couch to register on the Fark Ticket
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There is a cat that needs your help. People tried to fatshame a rescue named Boodah into dropping out of a prettiest kitty contest. The power of Fark is needed to make him shine. Please vote
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: From the creators of Scrivener: Scapple. Free-form, non-linear, mind-mapping software. Gluten-free and non-habit forming too. (Make brainstorming for your novel look like a crime investigation board.) (Sponsored Link)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Automakers beg the Feds not to be hasty and create a botched set of rules for autonomous cars Instead, take your time and really fark it up right
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
All right, fess up Farkers. Which one of you is responsible for this?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Well, one thing Donald Trump said is correct. Lying Ted Cruz is a lying farking liar
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Mon April 11, 2016
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thieves caught after robbing cell phone store. Fark: They left all of the devices' GPS on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A man, a plan, a money laundering scheme
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program has a Pony Mod. FARK next
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Republicans reach around to embrace the gay community, the worst blind-dating matchup of all time, and an opportunity to buy an artisanal, hand-crafted, eco-friendly, cruelty free bridge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/3 - 4/9
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
The First Lady of Fark's Favorite State apologizes for reading a story about hookers to elementary school students
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Stack developer e-learning courses. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun April 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former linebacker Lou Sossamon scores his first touchdown during Gamecock alumni game. FARK: he's 94 years-old and adorable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark; Pink Martini in concert
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman run over while sunbathing. That is what you get for sunbathing in a parking lot ... [reads article] ...oh Fark
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Photographer visits spooky rotting abandoned Alabama ghost town. Fark: Town was built 13 years ago for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's movie Big Fish
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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Sat April 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
GoPro releases short documentary about Fark-favorite pole vaulter Allison Stokke, includes shout-out to her 'troublesome' Internet fame and creepy photographers
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iSafe Drive 64GB. Thumb drive for backing up your iPhone and expanding your iPhone storage. I need this yesterday. (Sponsored Link)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives a Ferrari F12tdf (which is Italian for 'get the fark out of the way you slow cow' or something like that)
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so the Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. With real questions this time
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Peacock feathers under a microscope are so awesome that Fark should have an "Art" tab to post them on. Though the politics tab is pretty cock-y so they could go there I guess
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's Friday so welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Have you picked up anything new? This week saw the releases of Enter the Gungeon, 1979 Revolution: Black Friday, as well as patches for MOO etc
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Game Development e-learning bundle. If your kid is going to play games anyway, might as well get her to code one. (Sponsored Link)
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas Online says that the 'satirical website Fark.com' hits one out of the park with this headline: "Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention DC farkers: Do you ride those Circulator buses around the city? Yes? You're gonna die. In fact, you may be dead already
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(Newser)
 
 
 
News: NJ facing income tax shortfall after the state's richest man moves to Fark's favorite state. Newsier: Someone worth $10.6 Billion chose to live in NJ
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Thu April 07, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Three shades of Fark: 1. Woman dies around Christmas & family is told to dig hole in cemetery themselves as diggers won't work on holiday. 2. Box is empty. 3: Woman's body found weeks later in funeral director's van after arrest for drunk driving
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(Sandra And Woo)
 
 
 
Web Comics. We don't talk about web comics enough on Fark. Here's the latest from Sandra and Woo: discuss
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New app identifies unnecessary words in your writing. Please don't contact Fark mods, your posts have not been deleted
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Iceland's bankers start using their get-out-of-jail cards just days after the Prime Minister supporting their incarnation resigns. Because fark you, that is why
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Garden time, Farkers. It's time to plant something other than your ass on a bar stool for another drink. Show us what you're growing this year and give tips on what makes a good home garden
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning: C, Java, SQL, Python, C++, Raspberry Pi... Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. (Sponsored Link)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 570: "Same Stuff, Different Day" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C# Coding Bootcamp. Alternative B♭basic training scheduled for next spring. (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: Because of my work, I was able to inform the people that there's a terrible murder, hours before my competition even got to the scene. In fact some of the adult-run newspapers were reporting the wrong news, or no news at all. Fark: She's 9
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Tue April 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
German woman, owed $680 for the last four years due to an airline delay, finally collects. Fark: By hiring a collector who threatens to impound an airplane
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(Politico)
 
 
 
News: GOP risks losing southern state if Trump is the nominee. Fark: Mississippi
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
BLM activists launch "Fark your Flag" tour, where they go around to Trump and Clinton rallies, throw American flags on the ground, and stomp them. Yeah. That's gonna fix things
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: when the sheer scale of your alcohol consumption prompts a customs investigation that's only overturned on appeal, you might have a drinking problem. Or you're a Fark mod, one of the two
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper doubles down on just not giving a fark anymore
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Welcome to FARK, Michael Jordan
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Scrivener 2. What's your favorite novel-writing software? (Sponsored Link)
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We're in the tank for your mom
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Electric scooter stolen. News: SF Giant Hunter Pence's scooter stolen, again. Fark [this World]: From the Make-a-Wish Foundation's offices, along with lots of other equipment
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Your Fark ready headline for the day: "Nebraska Is Redesigning Its License Plate, but Not Because It Looks Like a Guy Holding His Huge Balls"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cops finger culprits of G-Spot shooting after long search, quick dick pic nicks chick, and the surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/27 - 4/2
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Data Analytics. Insert favorite Dilbert quote here. Remember that time Target sent diaper coupons to your house - before your 15 year old daughter realized she was pregnant? Good times. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Trailer Trash)
 
 
 
"I'm just a poor white trash motherfarker. No one cares about me"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Muslim immigrant from Jordan running for a House seat in Nevada is told by a senator he should quit because "a Muslim cannot win." Fark: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Sure, Farkers love cats. They even get their own day (and their own tag). But when was the last time you heard about a hero cat rescuing people? Yeah, thought so. So enjoy some heart-warming tales about the superior species
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: 'Start a Side Business' Bundle. How to become one of those eBay sellers you hate - and make a nifty profit doing it. (Sponsored Link)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau, Alaska it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
News: For the first time since the end of the 2012 season, the Eagles will have a fullback on their roster. Fark: They selected a guy who has never played fullback before
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the Oklahoma score Sooner than Villanova? Or will the 'Cats go Wild? Will the Orange of Syracuse or the blue and white of the Tar Heels advance to the big dance? This is your Fark NCAA Final Four live discussion thread. Starts 6 pm EDT TNT/TBS
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Turkeys' lust can be alarming
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Multicolor Energy Efficient LED Smartphone-controlled Ultra-Lightbulb. How many Farkers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News: Woman seriously hurt by hit-and-run driver while riding bicycle. Fark: One of her son's classmates admits in class that it was his father who hit her
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Hope you studied hard this week
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fark Everything, We're Doing Twenty-Two Cores
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Churchill: Precursor of a Farker
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Verizon adds another $20 Fark-you fee every time you upgrade your phone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 20, 6pm
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal Special: Curry Bible. Flying Spaghetti Monster...confused. (UnSponsored Link)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Let off some steam, Farkers, and finish the week off right with this list of the 100 greatest one liners in movie history (not safe for work audio)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Deeper than the cheeto dust on your keyboard, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you picked up/been playing this week? This week, GOG & 2K struck a deal and released all the original X-COM games, Pirates, Railroad Tycoon 2 & 3 etc
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Second Generation Lytro Camera. How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to say "I could have done that." (Sponsored Link)
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Yahoo farks up lame-ass April Fool's joke by releasing fake story about Trader Joe's going out of business a day too early
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon: No, we have not created Skynet yet. But we totally could, so don't fark with us
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Fark, behold your new snack overlord: Fried bourbon-soaked Twinkies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you make a curry, are you cooking for the heat? The flavor profile? Trying to make sure your rice/roti aren't boring? Show us your curries and tell us why they're the real deal
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon bans crappy USB-C cables after complaints of them frying people's devices. Maker's Mark still allowed near Fark servers, though
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SitePoint Premium Tech Courses: Lifetime Subscription 5,350+ Cutting-Edge Videos & E-Books on Coding, UX Design & More. (Sponsored Link)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Inexplicable water phenomenon. No Fark, you cannot explic it
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 569: "Welcome to the Gun Show" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 30, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Ready Headline: "Central Texas mother got drunk, let sex offender tattoo her three kids"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Remember all the Fark derision aimed at the Change.org petition looking to allow guns at the GOP convention in Cleveland? Turns out it was started by a George Soros backed Hillary$ supporter
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark breaks a few tackles on this headline: "Fourth time is the charm - at least that's what the Ravens and Trent Richardson are hoping"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
PSA: Never leave your grocery list lying around unattended or your 6-year-old son might add a few items. Bonus: Future Farker
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When you're here. You're always welcome. Unless you don't like. Writing at all. Welcome one and all. Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piper Raspberry Pi Computer Kit: Learn Real Engineering Skills (While Playing Minecraft) with This Full Raspberry Pi Toolbox. Creative Mode engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl dyes her hair blue to help get into character as an eel in a school production of 'The Little Mermaid.' Since this is Fark, it's a pretty safe bet that school administrators had an issue with it
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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(The Grand Old Rules)
 
 
 
Let's Fark up the Convention - Propose new rules for the upcoming GOP convention. (Link goes to the current list (PDF) of GOP rules.)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to get their own Fark tag, Georgia senator Crane calls for an override of Governor Deal's veto of the religious liberty bill
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: BaseRails Ruby on Rails web coding training. Base jumping not included. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Happy Śmigus-dyngus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Does the Sanders campaign have momentum?" hmm... let me refer to Fark rule 3376-f: If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is "No"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investors/business owners=Republican, Professional=Democrat, Labor=Fark You, How Bill Clinton and triangulation killed of part of Liberalism
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(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
The Army wants to define "productive discourse." It's a wonder they didn't just ask us here at Fark directly
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Miniature Linux Computer for quite a few possibilities. What can you make out of this? Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cruz denies Cuban Mistress Crisis, shaking the butthole paradigm, and LeBron James striving to win the 2011 NBA title: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/20 - 3/26
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Shout out to any FARK member
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Sun March 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Dizzy Gillespie's Be-Bop Reunion with Sarah Vaughn, Al Haig, James Moody, Kenny Clarke, Ray Browne and others
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Arrest made at Easter Egg Hunt" Fark ready quote: "things escalated quickly"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in beautiful downtown Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Do you drive? Put your phone here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Put on your toques and grab your hockey sticks: Fark Party Windsor, Ontario, Saturday, March 26, 2016, at Cheetah's of Windsor. 7 p.m. 'til whenever
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Atari just released over 100 of their old 70's and 80's era console games on Steam. Looks like it's time for a Fark Missile Command tournament
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As important as booster seats for Halflings, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Are you finishing up your XCOM 2 or Fallout 4 campaigns? Did you pick up Day Of The Tentacle Remastered? Come on in
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: White Hat Hacker Bundle. For ethical hackers. Also to come: course for free range hackers, farm-to-table hackers, heirloom hackers, and locally sourced hackers. (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL fullback Kevin Turner dies from ALS at age 46. FARK ALS
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Steve Spurrier visits Florida Gators spring football practice. Fark: He brings Gene Hackman along
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Whether you want to avoid gluten or just try something different, there are many varieties of grains for what you're cooking or baking. Let's celebrate oats to spelt and all the others.. it's a grains thread. Difficulty: non-wheat
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Lindsey Graham gives absolutely no farks, and he doesn't care who knows it"
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(Capital Public Radio)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers return to California state capital to remind everybody that they're still farking morons
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 568: "Hobbies 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 23, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I-95 becomes impromptu Fark Party zone after two 18-wheelers full of beer and Fritos collide
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Seven dirty words you can hear in the Library of Congress, but not in a Fark headline
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Eight is enough, officer Karl (with Fark callout)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama bill aims to cut down on a Fark headline staple
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you like to write? Well you should be in this thread anyway. Do you like to read? What about reading shiat other farkers have written? Well you should be in this thread too. We have a special "OMG BOOKS" Fark Writers Thread today
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Arduino Starter Kit. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Why you don't fark with a dump truck driver
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning web developer course. What else are you going to do with 28 hours? (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Madness
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alright, left-wing Farkers, it's all over for us. 15-year-old Australian Trump supporter has unraveled all our lies, and is telling the world the truth
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Mon March 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Fans troll a player. FARK: The fans are the player's sisters
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Look-alike iPhone Flask. Holds almost 5 ounces. I guess I could get twelve... (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chip Monk, the search for Seattle's hipster ninja masturbator, and Obama nominates Self for court pick: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/13 - 3/19
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Sun March 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: The Smooth Jazz loft in concert. Featuring Bob James, Chuck Loeb, Nathan East and Harvey Mason
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
This week, NASCAR returns to California. Who will win? Can the boring stretches be kept to a minimum? How many pillows will NASFARK Need? It's the Auto Club 400 from Yawn-tana (3:30PM ET, FOX)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A farewell to legendary mathematician Sir Christopher Zeeman, a pioneer in the arcane field of catastrophe theory later manifested in the Cleveland Browns front office and the Fark politics tab
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Dashboard HD videocamera. Dashboard cams are how so many Russians had video of the Chelyabinsk meteor. Wikipedia tells me that at least for a short time there was a Church of the Chelyabinsk Meteorite. (Sponsored Link)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Meet-Up, El Segundo, CA, Sat., 3/19/16, 7:30 PM PDT
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 65 hours e-learning Adobe Photography and Photo Editing. You spent all that money on that gorgeous new DSLR, here are all the cool things you can do with it. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
For the last 15 of you that aren't watching the NCAA games, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. No brackets, but we might throw the winners into cages like soft, pale gladiators
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Six NHL games on Friday night in a tight race for playoff spots. WTFark?: Only contest with implications is the Bruins and Ducks @ 10:00 PM EDT. Drinking gam...err. First games starting at 7:00 PM EDT. with Sens @ Sabres and Preds @ Caps
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Enough is enough. @StartupLJackson has had it with all these motherfarking VCs in this motherfarking valley
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Covered California wants to ban the obvious Medicaid scams. Fark: insurance companies don't want them to
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More welcome than the bottle of whiskey in your desk, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Are there games coming out that you're looking forward to? This week subby and his wife have been playing Diablo III coop
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: VPN Unlimited & To Do Checklist: Lifetime Subscription Bundle. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last night, the person running the BART Twitter account ran out of farks to give
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Requests time.. always wanted to learn how to make something? Did someone once post a drool-worthy pic or CSB/CSS and you want the recipe? Ask away.. it's time to farksource all the good eats (LGT last request thread)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't look now but Fark may be inviting trolls by posting this article
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As a final indignity to the former House Speaker, the GOP primary for the Congressional seat formerly held by John Boehner, Ohio's Loompaland district, was won by the Tea Party candidate. Fark: he came out on top in a 15-way race
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lytro Gen 1 Camera. Records light waves so you can revisit the scene and change the perspective later. Farktography folks, other Farker photographers and cameraphiles, this... is kind of cool, right? (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not News: FIFA was selling world cup votes, News: They admit to doing so, Fark: They'd really like the US government to unfreeze their assets and give them the bribe money back
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 567: "Dinosaurs" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news Farkers: Slurping down pure maple syrup may protect your brain from Alzheimer's
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Like A Farking BOSS. All female flight crew make their maiden flight in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner to Saudi Arabia. You know, the place where women aren't even allowed to drive
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy morning, the whole world keeps turning, you're sitting here, watching curling and oh hey, it's time for Fark's Writers Thread
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New survey of people's dream job finds photographer and musician are most popular. Fark admin surprisingly not included
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Learn to Code 2016 Bundle. Learn to code damn near anything. I may never leave my house. (Sponsored Link)
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a food bank dealing with a second major disaster inside a month. Please sip your beer and then click to donate. Rinse & repeat
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Tue March 15, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Entire DC Metrorail system will be shut down all day tomorrow. Enjoy your commutes, DC Farkers
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: tiniest camera drone for all your tiny drone needs. Hey, I can film my house from here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hillary caught on a "hot mic" talking to Chris Matthews, trying to figure out why the fark Chris Christie is endorsing and campaigning for Donald Trump "Why did he support him? Did he have a debt?" Hey, she's just askin' questions here
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Mon March 14, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Electric Corvette built by Farker's company breaks EV top speed record
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Bacchanalia? I hardly know ya
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Happy Pi Day Mather Farkers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Head stand by Sharapova, Sleepy endorses Grumpy to the dismay of Dopey, and cetaceans needed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/6 - 3/12
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Store is here (and so is your discount code)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark throws one right down the middle with this headline: "Goose Gossage to Jose Bautista: 'Quit flipping your bat on my lawn"
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Sun March 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Marcus Miller in concert
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
After worker is convicted in child porn case, customers shun pizza place. Fark: The wrong pizza place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman seen shiatfaced drunk and begging for a shag in Australia. News: The woman is Madonna. Fark: On stage in the middle of a concert
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Article about writing a decent headline in the internet era is detailed and informative. Farkers, in particular, should take note. (Subby included)
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Your work week's almost done and here's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread to make that last day go by even faster. What have you been playing this week? Did you get hooked on the new Master of Orion? Some "just one more day" in Stardew Valley? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists find a possible cure for cancer, corny Fark headlines
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Thu March 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Trump make another dick joke? Will Rubio look like an idiot for not carrying his own state? Will Cruz eat another booger? The four square off tonight; it's your GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 8:30 PM ET on CNN in Fark's favorite state
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What could be better than cake? More cake. That's right, and we want to see which is your favorite recipe. From layers to icing to the best mixture for awesomeness, share to the right. Don't disappoint us.. this is important
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(Politico)
 
 
 
HI, DONALD TRUMP HERE, with a brand new product "Farkitol". Are you tired of those losers, and grandstanders who have controlled this country with an iron fist? WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea follows up their artillery attack against the sea with a missile launch. Against the sea. Because fark the sea, that's why
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: James Deen Porn Company Faces Stiff Fines for Failing to Use Condoms
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 566: "Graves 4" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Hillary attempt to soothe the Bern after last night's surprise loss? Will Sanders come out fingers swinging? This is your Official Democratic Debate thread, direct from FARK's favorite state. 9PM ET on CNN and Unvision
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flipping off the judge is usually a bad legal strategy, but if you're in a Russian kangaroo court, well, fark it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Write me up, before you go go. This whole book ain't gonna write itself, you know know. Write it up, before you go go. And chat in this thread tonight. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(AP)
 
 
 
WHO: The transmission of Zika by sex is more common than originally thought. Not for farkers, but still someone out there might benefit from this news
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Government fines a car for polluting too much. Fark: It's an all-electric Tesla
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Alex Winter's kickstarter for his Frank Zappa documentary went live today, with some cool backer rewards. Fark: Frank Zappa's house is a reward
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ho-Hum: Painting your fingernails. Yawn: Fingernail extensions. Fark: Gluing dead baby scorpions on your fingernails
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese Animators have released a surprisingly informative video explaining the US Presidential nominating process
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey you Farking writers: What's one song that helps you find your dark place?
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Another change. REMAIN CALM!
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Human brains evolved to need Twitter, Facebook, Fark. Or maybe it was unintelligent design
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bulletproof furniture available in either duck down or hide, nuclear war declared on a frisbee golf course, and Ben Cur rides again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/28 - 3/5
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores exactly 100 with this headline: "54 years ago, Wilt Chamberlain seemingly scored at will. He also tallied 100 points in an NBA game"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How it feels to be a virgin in your 30s and 40s: Farkers share their stories
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Saxophonist David Sanborn in concert
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Since it's a day ending in "Y", WB/DC has farked up again, this time by driving Joseph Gordon-Levitt off of the Sandman film and scrapping the version of the script he and Neil Gaiman were working on
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rejoice, fellow Fark Bronies and Pegasisters, for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 6 starts March 26
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Weird News Quiz, no booger edition
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Paperwork and idiot boss/coworkers have you down? Come relax awhile in this week's Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing lately? Have you picked up any Early Access games? This week subby's still addicted to the new Master of Orion
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Thu March 03, 2016
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Yes yes, all the booze. Now, with that out of the way, what food do you make to celebrate St Patrick's Day? It's coming up quick so share your recipes to the right
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Farkers guaranteed to have memory problems later in life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Okay, Farkers, the age old question: Could two people repopulate the Earth? Here comes the science
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 565: "Boats 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 02, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman dies after falling. Fark: By being strangled by her medical alert necklace
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(Fark)
 
 
 
March has begun, another day rung and you're wondering "where do we go from here?" Well we've got good news, that's probably due. Subby can't rhyme worth his salt. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "so close, yet so far" edition
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The truth about leap years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK tries to make a joke out of banging my balls. Joke is on you, FARK - my balls are safely tucked into the chair slats, beyond your reach. (Please help me)
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR CEO Brian France endorses Donald Trump for President. NASFARK announces search for new sport to follow
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Not news: Cisco to cut 1200 jobs. Fark: Sysco to cut 1200 jobs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Batman arrested for Robin tourist, a better mouse fap, and one-legged robber gets away on foot: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/21 -2/27
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Rubio: "Fark it, nothing else has worked, so I'll just tell them he has a tiny dick"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch this rockslide...I mean landslide...I meaHOLY FARK RUN (foul language warning)
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Sun February 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Jane Monheit live at the Rainbow Room
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Attn: We have found the perfect job for Farkers. It involves nothing more than watching television and making notes (and recordings) of all sexual and inappropriate activities. Apply now to the Parents Television Council
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parcel courier actually complies with customer's request. It's not news, it's Fark™
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-Ready headline: Man spits on baby's face in Surry Hills, is run over but still escapes
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST)
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Uber surge pricing. Hot, sticky, and expensive as all shiat: Walt Disney World seasonal pricing. Fark: peak season starts March 11
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Bones has been renewed. Fark: And cancelled
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, running headlong into the Apocalypse with the rest of you hounds
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(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
NASFARK Podcast Episode 33: But Who's Side Is He On? The only racing podcast made by a Farker, for Farkers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers. What kind of narcissist are you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the love and respect you don't get at work... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been enjoying this week? Do you need any of your fellow Farkers to join you? This week Subby got hooked on Master of Orion: Conquer the Stars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary secures endorsement of key Fark tag
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coast Guard vessel helping sinking ship sinks. Crew says "fark it" and just swims to shore
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Whether you need a pick me up, something to warm you on a chilly day, or just because.. what's your go-to recipe for comfort food?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: school holds assembly. Still not news: with special guest, Stephen Curry. Fark: to hawk and promote Brita water filters
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Fark you ... and your language
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 564: "I'm Beginning to See a Pattern Here 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is supporting tornado victims with food and supplies. Please consider a donation -- our overall admin & fundraising costs are less than 5%. Link goes to donation page, more DIT
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(Popsugar (UK))
 
 
 
It's Kevin Spacey doing a Christopher Walken imitation and if that doesn't get you maybe you don't get Fark
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bad day birdie? Cocked up cursing? This Cockatoo, who could be our new Fark Mascot, has had enough of your shiat (language is Not Safe For Work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With each failure, comes a new start. With each ending, there is a beginning. For every character you kill off, 10 more get created. Also, there may be a new project. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I had nothing to do with this, I swear" edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wait, how the fark do you suffer a season-ending injury slapping the court?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Meerkat expert is cleared of assaulting monkey handler with wine glass in London Zoo Christmas party catfight over man who looked after the llamas"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is what America would look like if the sea level rose 25 feet. Let's just say the Boston harbor is FARKed
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline : Bernie Sanders is the Worst Presidential Candidate in History, and You and All Your Friends are Idiots
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nevah Forgit: Port Authority ordered to finally pay out $10,000,000 claim to woman injured in WTC terrorist attack. Fark: the 1993 truck bombing
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your car stuck on railroad tracks. Worse: While drunk. Fark: And naked
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Tue February 23, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ready made headline for the FARK sports tab : "Bizarre fish toss tradition goes awry"
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
President Obama jokes about Scalia's death. What's his Fark login anyway?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Lively documentary" follows the life of the Denver Post's pot reviewer. Fark: in one of his reviews, he found a chocolate bar labeled "100mg THC" contained only 0.3mg, and "nobody seemed to know if it was a crime" to rip off consumers
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: Stoner cat finds pound of nip. Has NO idea what's going on. (with helpful pic of the cat in question stoned on a pound of nip)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Amazon once again says "fark you" to people who don't pay for a Prime membership, increases free shipping minimum to $49
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Another epic Farkiversary
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pope weighs in on condoms vs. a little head, 404-carat diamond not found in Angola, and after the spanking, the aural sex: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/14 - 2/20
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
The ultimate Fark sport: The Ivory Quest. Drunken, costumed bikers and skiers race through the snowy Alaska wilderness. Riders get minutes shaved off their time by consuming beer en route. This year's winner was... pretty drunk
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: kid in soccer game takes his ball and goes home. Fark: referee in Bundesliga game takes his ball and goes home
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Wynton Marsalis in concert
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing to open in Richmond VA on March 2nd. Richmond Fark party announcement in 3 .. 2
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
A sunny Friday is reason enough for this week's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old: Calling a bomb threat to delay taking an exam. Fark: Releasing tear gas to delay a parliamentary vote
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Everybody's working for the weekend & for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Do you need other beer-swilling Farkers to help you? This week I'm playing Galactic Civilizations 3. Recommended Minecraft seed: Wild Cherry Pepsi
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Drifting a car requires skill, lightning fast reflexes, and intimate knowledge of your vehicle to pull off just right. Now let's watch people fark it up
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Thu February 18, 2016
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Shellfish time, shrimps. Yes, we want to see your mussels and clams. And knowing Farkers, there will be booze involved
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 563: "Daybreak 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Brittney Spears desires the kind of love only a Fark can help her with
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(Fark)
 
 
 
♫Just a Farktown writer, living in this lonely internet. He took the writer's thread, and sent it annn-nny-where. Just a small thread subby, trying to keep the funny...♫ THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. "I've run out of puns" Edition
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How many times can you be caught at 18 years old impersonating a doctor and running a fake medical practice before you get arrested? In Fark's favorite state, the answer is 3
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One more opportunity to celebrate the life of Farker, dolphkhan. DIT
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Tue February 16, 2016
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Fox Not News: Fox says Democrats are hypocritical in their position on nominating a replacement for Scalia. Fark: Also lists the ways in which Republicans are being lying hypocrites about it
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