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Thu April 25, 2019
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apple watch lost at sea turns up six months later - and still works
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone seen uncle Wayne lately? Yeah I saw him five months ago. Well I guess it's time to call the police
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Gene Simmons of groping her wants case dismissed. Gene says she can't afford to drop case. In related story, KISS invented dismissing cases
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook shares jump 5% on news that $3 billion fine for privacy violations will hardly dent company's cash reserves
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you must kill a fish that's been hanging around since dinosaur times, using a bow is definitely the way to do it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NewsVideoClip)
 
 
 
Evangelist Franklin Graham attacks Mayor Pete for homosexuality, gives Trump a free pass for adultery
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Wed April 24, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Did you never call? I waited for your call. These rivers of suggestion are driving me away. The trees will bend, the cities wash away. The city on the river there is a girl without a dream. This is your 8 PM ET MSNBC thread Did you never call?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith scorches Hugo the Living Dummy's attempts to dismiss the severity of Russian interference in the 2016 election
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Britney Spears says all you conspiracy theorists are Making Her Scream and Shout, just want a Piece of Her, should probably go Do Somethin'
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Tue April 23, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, you're crying. Now go call your mom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Restaurant that charged you extra for having a penis goes tits up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer who beat the drum on the Patriot Act and convinced Congress its restrictive powers were a benefit is now being paid to defend Facebook
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Monster 2,000kg great white shark loses bloody struggle with big sea turtle after biting off more than he could chew (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently, they all look alike
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Selling your car to buy insulin, walking 20 miles to your job, and now a police officer helps a man with a suspended license and swapped plates get a job at fedex. Everything is fine, here in America, don't you feel good?
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
This is how it's supposed to work
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Mon April 22, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The old saying 'know your audience' is never more true than when exposing oneself
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People are already stressing out over the next GoT
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka shuts down Twitter and other social media to protect Muslims
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
To help non-native English speakers and the hard of hearing, Facebook AI automatically captions many videos at sub-YouTube gibberish levels, including NASA launch videos. And we have liftoff of the guitarist G 11 mission to the ice sets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is bad for American children, whose exposure to him should be severely limited
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Not news: Mechanic gets fired for running errands. Might be news: He was driving a customer's car. Probably news: The customer's car got stolen. Now it's news: by the unhappy customer
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's terrible day continues as Jake Tapper mops the floor with his gremlin visage
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Sat April 20, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darwin in action. Should we sit back and see what happens?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We're in international waters. We're exempt from your laws." "We have guns. Argument over"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cops can do this?
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Fri April 19, 2019
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
There's normal stupid, Southern stupid, and then there's Kentucky stupid. That's the sort of stupid that thinks a clever shirt slogan is to make "LGBTQ" stand for Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, but then can't think of a good Q word
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is normal in a functioning democracy: Erik Prince, Betsy DeVos' brother and the guy currently lobbying the Pentagon to privatize the war in Afghanistan and turn it over to him; was also the funding behind an effort to steal Clinton's emails
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
We can now dive deep into Kim and Kanye's bathroom and it's as scary as their scary house
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ten high school students charged with imitating "Animal House"
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
In America, leaving a party and passing out drunk in a stranger's house will get someone killed. In Scotland, it'll get you a gentle wake-up with a cup of tea and a cigarette
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook teams up with Daily Caller for fact checking initiative. Is that the joke?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember when we said "tens of thousands" of passwords were exposed to our employees? We meant hundreds of tens of thousands. - Facebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If your computer visited Google recently, it may have been exposed to measles
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Hundreds of naked people to descend upon NYC for art project. As usual New Yorkers won't notice a thing
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook "accidentally" harvests 1.5 million emails without user consent
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Wed April 17, 2019
(The Verge)
 
 
 
A student faces 10 years in jail for using a 'USB Killer' to fry $58k worth of computers. The BoFH was not an instruction manual
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Hugo the Living Dummy is illegally running Trump's campaign from inside the White House
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hundreds of asylum seekers cross southern border into New Mexico, surrendering to United Constitutional Patriots, all four of them. "I literally walked out and I looked, and all I saw was hundreds of people coming at us"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook, this is your 2018 in review: Soros, CamAnal, "Senator, we run ads," busted News Feed, unhappy media outlets, Alex Jones, Kavanaugh's buddy and FB VP Kaplan attending his hearings, execs quitting, big time hack, Apple pulling dev cert, Soros
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Tue April 16, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Ebola outbreak would be a lot worse without a 97.5% effective vaccine for it. No doubt the world renowned chiropractors on your mom's Facebook page know better though
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Why I'm not quitting Facebook yet" TL;DR Stockholm syndrome mixed with sunk cost fallacy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporter spewed death threats at Obama long before his arrest for threatening Ilhan Omar. Still no word on where he was radicalized
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens jamming out in the streets, but yeah, it's aliens jamming out in the streets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AOC quits Facebook to spend more time annihilating idiots via Twitter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's "Really Sorry" Moment of the Week: Leaked documents show Facebook misused user data to fight rivals and help itself and its friends. In other news, we need leaked documents to know this?
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Mon April 15, 2019
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
White House terrified to know what Don McGahn said about Trump
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's lesson on how not to avoid police attention while driving drunk
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally, a situation where getting a face tattoo would be worth it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
40-year-old Fukuoka man arrested for stealing used tennis rackets from high school boys' locker room to gratify his fetish for used tennis rackets. "I like the smell of sweat that seeps into the racket handles"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook accidentally ships VR devices with secret messages saying "Big Brother is watching." Yeah, sure..."accidentally"
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Well this conundrum certainly rings a ball. Bell. Rings a bell
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Sun April 14, 2019
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Facebook spent $20 million last year for Mark Zuckerberg's security. As compared to the $3.25 they spent trying to keep hackers from stealing the information of 50 million users
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Indiana has outsourced extradition services. Since this is Fark, you know what happened
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
I guess this means we have to go outside and look at nature and stuff
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Sat April 13, 2019
(Babylon Bee)
 
 
 
Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic presidential candidates is simply unsustainable
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
German cops order golden Porsche off the road for being too shiny. For intervening, police win gold meddle
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Fri April 12, 2019
(Scotsman)
 
Boobies
 
Edinburgh woman who runs a 'naked cleaning service' is looking for new recruits. Hehe they said behind
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Some people say it is a shadow from some of the branches being too close and that there is moss on the tree that could explain it. Certainly I don't believe it's a Mashed Potato Fairy
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Michael $chenker ha$ no intere$t in rejoining UFO for $ome rea$on
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Someone in Kingston, Ontario, is trying to level up themselves on dual-wielding perks
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
No word on the condition of the spider
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
7-Eleven owner gives shoplifting teen food instead of calling police. A meal of 7-Eleven food will definitely stop that kid from every shoplifting again
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If you're going to poach deer, it's probably not a good idea to stack up all the skulls in your back yard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police taunts them online writing, "Do you guys do pick up or delivery?? 😂😂😂😂" and since this is Fark you can guess what happened next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of America's Got Bigots we find Walmart Wendy protecting the jobs of real citizens from people who speak with an accent
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There's crazy, and then there's "crashing a wedding ceremony while wearing your own wedding dress and trying to drag the groom from the altar" level crazy
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you traveled through Anchorage International Airport last August with cremated remains, the TSA has your Grandma in the lost and found bin
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Wed April 10, 2019
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Let's compare the new Lion King to the original, because hey, hakuna matata
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Scapegoat. New hotness: Scapealgorithm
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Two Darwin fishos were in a Top End billabong when one of them hooked onto an "absolute donkey of a barra". We assume that makes sense somewhere
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
AC/DC has apparently been in the studio 'doing something' but no one seems to know what
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook tries to rehab its reputation by launching its own cryptocurrency
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After loads of criticism about Facebook code reminding you to wish dead users a happy birthday or suggesting you invite them to the event you're hosting, Sheryl Sandberg announces AI will be tweaked to avoid these dead man's party fouls
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Armageddon. New hotness: Pollmageddon. *cough cough, sniff*
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(Some Midwestern Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is going to NYC for the first time ever on Friday for 5 days. What to do? Do I say hi to anyone on the street? Should I try the "pizza"? Where can I get a good drink?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Democrats: Why is Big Tech promoting white supremacy and hate speech? Republicans: Why is Big Tech suppressing white supremacy and hate speech?
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Well, that's ONE album that will go double-platinum in Germany
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
People in San Francisco are making a living picking through their billionaire neighbors' trash. Which is the actual working example of a trickle down economy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It still takes almost no time or effort to find white nationalists and white separatists on Facebook after they were banned
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Mon April 08, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Zealand official says Facebook is run by "morally bankrupt pathological liars who enable genocide (Myanmar), facilitate foreign undermining of democratic institutions" Well yeah, sure, but "which Harry Potter animal are you?" quizzes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UK is considering direct regulation of social media companies. Step 1: heads of state cannot have social media accounts
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"I absolutely detest modern media. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, It's a disease. It seems to encourage bad behavior." - Linus Torvalds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook closes the barn door after all of the animals have already escaped...again
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'No swimwear in the pool, ma'am. This is a family operation.' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is it okay to insult your ex-husband's new wife on Facebook? Dubai says neigh
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Sat April 06, 2019
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is concerned about political hate speech, fake news, and possible foreign election meddling on Facebook. So he does the single best thing he could do to make it worse
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump's favorite pastor, Lance Wallnau, accuses the media of creating a landscape suitable for the Antichrist and insisting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is part of a sinister demonic cult. Which is apparently a bad thing
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Gun McNutt visits the homes of Texas House leaders, trying to advance an open carry bill. Succeeds in getting it killed instead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brace for total Armageddon. We may be headed toward a world without Sriracha
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family finds a hidden camera live-streaming them during their stay at an Airbnb in Ireland. Airbnb's response: its not a big deal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC/WSJ poll confirms that most Americans think social media in general and Facebook in particular stinks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Snap crackle pop
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Thu April 04, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY on the lookout for a pair of black bears. Have they been to the Village lately?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg:"We've learned a lot since 2016"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is this real, or PhotoShopped? Verified by Snopes, USA Today, but the sign looks 'shopped to me. FAKE tag is provisional
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais to write & direct After After Life
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New Zealand celebrates running of the sheep though town streets. Event turns into a bunch of ewe turns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who stands in front of truck gets tired
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Australia just passed a law that says if you're an executive of a social media company, and someone live-streams violence, you will be thrown in jail
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You won't believe this but older people are struggling with digital literacy, which makes them easy targets of fake news, malware, scams, and hyperpartisan rhetoric online
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(Independent)
 
 
 
A Nazi supporter who claimed homosexuality was 'unnatural' is accused of being unnatural with kids
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Wed April 03, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Pro-Hard Brexit Grassroots groups advertising on Facebook actually run by a lobbying group headed by former advisor to Boris Johnson
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Just like your shiatty ex, Facebook found leaking your privates again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook says White Nationalist video doesn't break new policy against White Nationalism, and that it's A-OK
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook Today: some users are being asked for their email passwords
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Def Leppard's Joe Elliot: "Yes, Greta Van Fleet sounds like Led Zeppelin. So what? When we started out, we sounded like Queen and AC/DC"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local councillor defends a retweet as he believes "debate and discussion are generally the best guarantor a free society has against bigotry and hatred" - Fark: he retweeted Tommy Robinson
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Woman finds 'maggot' in KFC corn cob, demands refund which is refused at first. KFC spokesman says 'not to worry, it looks like a corn borer, which can happen when using fresh food'. Corn Borers are maggots
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Remember that shoot-out between rival biker gangs at a bar in Waco Texas that left nine dead, 20 wounded, and 155 people charged? Exactly NO ONE is going to jail for that as prosecutors have dropped all remaining charges
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(DW)
 
 
 
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte can't just kill journalists yet, so he has them arrested eight times instead
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
If the government won't fill in the street's potholes, at least this 12-year-old kid will
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
We have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande doesn't label her sexuality, makes remainder of headline unnecessary
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Entire church stolen. Guess they really didn't want to stick around for the free oven mitt
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
A 13-year-old just traded his Xbox for a car for his single mother
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toyota-built basketball robot hardly ever misses a 3-point shot. Steph Curry very impressed
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Scientists say robots don't understand jokes. Which means they know exactly what humans are going through when they get tickets to a Dane Cook performance
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Star Wars themed sex party features Jar Jar Kinks, Hand Solo, Grabba the Butt
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sesame Street has been on TV for fifty years and here are the photos to prove it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Sweden, a naked police officer arrests a fugitive in a sauna
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(Houma Today)
 
 
 
"There's nothing wrong with monopolies," says opinion writer who probably owns a lot of Amazon, Facebook and Google stock
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Culver tries to make an April Fool's joke, riles up culinary challenged people
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Mon April 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook deletes pages of opposition political parties in India, Pakistan as "potential spam," which makes you wonder why they left pages in Hawai'i alone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aren't corpses a kind of property?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Almost 8 1/2 Farks, or none
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fanboys of fantasy book series publicly burn books of more popular rival series
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michigan pastor, Chris Cox charged with gettin' methy with men. Yep, Chris Cox was not a pseudonym. That was Ben Dover
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Germany is doubting Zuckerbot's reform pledge and is willing to show its schockiertes Gesicht
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enable your flash and play the hilarious Frog in a Blender
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A frightening view of the future. Where will we get our porn?
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Sun March 31, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Annoyances found in Florida parking lots now include teenage skateboarders, reckless drivers, 750 pound alligators
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Sat March 30, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy in Nebraska knocks up his Mom and his husband's sister at the same time, and everyone is thrilled
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg - Go ahead and regulate me suckahs
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa man walks the streets with giant fifty-pound catfish. It's not news, it's Fark
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Fri March 29, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More Russian election meddling is being brought to you by Facebook
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Australia, where monster sharks get eaten by bigger monsters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon to add 800 jobs in Austin. Which just means bringing in 800 people who won't be able to afford to live in Austin
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Venture capitalists about to get a $24 billion Lyft
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Thu March 28, 2019
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A bot farm in Bangladesh tried to interfere in Utah's 2018 elections
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Not that anyone with two brain cells to rub together thought otherwise, but no, West Virginia did not spend 87 million to build houses and a mosque for 321 Syrian refugees and set up a "sharia only" neighborhood in Charleston WV
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today's addition to "things black people can't do without being harassed" is... practicing law
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scotland warns that medicine will run out after Brexit, asks people not to stockpile as they will provide "alternatives". Karen from Facebook reportedly on standby to airdrop essential oils
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(Sad Grumpy Cat)
 
 
 
My cat was last seen on this Monday around 5:30pm in Brooklyn. ... I was wondering if any of you Farkers have used a site like this or know anyone who has? I miss my kitty desperately and time is of the essence
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Melting snow uncovers a lot of garbage. Subby found a pair of track pants filled with shiat under a snowbank. What is the weirdest thing you've found on the ground?
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Alice in Wonderland transformed into a burlesque show. 'The show follows Alice as she discovers what lies beyond the velvet rope at Wonderland's most exclusive nightclub.'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British cops re-enact scene from "Hot Fuzz"
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Wed March 27, 2019
(WWE)
 
 
 
Dusty Classic Finals tonight. Aleister and Ricochet against.... hmmm I forget who. (8PM EDT on the 999)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New polls show the majority of Americans don't believe Trump was fully exonerated while 84% want The Mueller Report to be released. Theresa May resign if her Brexit plan is passed as EU says again, hey UK you can stay. This is your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
According to Trump, Facebook is banning some "very fine people"
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(SoraNews24)
 
Boobies
 
Cardboard cutouts is consent?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
A police K-9 found two lost kids within 15 minutes. Go, K-9 Bane
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Go Daddy go go, go daddy go go
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Tue March 26, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch a Trump critic get Breitbarted in real-time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC publishes budget breakdown of couple that makes $500,000 per year but still can't find the money to save after paying for two high end cars, 3 vacations, and the kids' tiny violin lessons
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Mon March 25, 2019
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man steals over $100 million for work that never actually took place from Facebook and Google by sending them random bills. The arms of American justice are long, especially when money is involved
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Well duh, Facebook is way too busy censoring breastfeeding photos to update their "community standards"
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These Stephen King adaptations are getting out of hand
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, pro-Brexit protest draws a dozen people, and a doggo. Brexiteers leave after petting a doggo
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook calls exec "VP of Integrity", a position which, of course, doesn't exist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Men responsible for Birmingham pub bombings named by IRA bomber. Paddy O'Furniture, Ben O'Drill, Pat McGroin top the list
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ibaraki restaurant unveils pitcher o' tripe stew, for tripe fans who prefer their tripe stew pourable from a 1.8-liter clear container instead of spoonable from a black pot. Uwaa
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none, and the other 2,996 piggies went wee wee all over the interstate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook: CamAnal? Uuuuuhhhh it's our first day
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Jordyn Woods is, but BuzzFeed is tasting its Twitter likes and finds them to be "delicious tea"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Being an anti-vaxxer was a hip craze before it went all mainstream craze
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman sprays fisherman with hose for fishing on water she claimed she owned. Of course, you should have seen the fisherman who got away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country singer who was the "next Garth Brooks" becomes the next "Brandon Lee"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook says AI failed to automatically detect the New Zealand mosque shooting video and laments lack of profitability necessary to implement robust content moderation by humans
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
I looked up your Facebook password in their huge list of passwords. It's hunter2, FYI
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Wed March 20, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Racist firefighter gets fired, uses the rare "Wife-like typing detected" defense
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand attempts to justify her backstabbing ambition and begs for donations on Facebook. The results are predictably satisfying. Like smelling bacon, and then enjoying bacon
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie fisherman's catch of the day? Just a rare Mola mola sea monster ... because Australia
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach does his best Darth Vader impression. Some people have a problem with that
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump's Social Media manager demonstrates the same level of competency as the rest of the Administration by getting his own account blocked by Facebook
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Politician who opposes mandatory chickenpox vaccinations contracts guess what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mothers who lost children to disease are being attacked, harassed by anti-vaxers, trying to suppress most potent reason to vaccinate your kids: They could die
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Next stop: Nowhere. See you again soon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like to use Twitter to complain about Twitter
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Major cyber attack leads to unfortunate smelting incident
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man kills time while waiting in Social Security Office by a.) doing crossword puzzle, b.) checking Facebook, c.) masturbating in front of hundreds in lobby
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Time)
 
 
 
Video footage of the New Zealand shooter is too awful to show, so of course Turkey President Erdogan is using footage as a campaign prop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve King [R-acist] deletes his post claiming the Storm Trumpers would win a civil war
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I recently had nice, but not mind-bogglingly hot sex with my cousin's lover. He decided to brag about it on Facebook, and now I'm getting hate texts via my cousin. It feels very unfair, since my cousin and this guy were already sluts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Police hope to sound alarm on whoever stole 70 pound bell from Olympia elementary school
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"New campaign challenges online child sex predators." Phrasing. It's important, people
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Ever wonder whatever happened to all those MySpace bands? Me neither, but here are a few in case you're reading this on a Commodore 64 using an AOL disk
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You're out of luck if you didn't backup any files uploaded to MySpace more than three years ago. Apparently MySpace didn't back them up either, oh and they are still in business
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve King (Repulsive) posts wet dream pic on his Facebook of the states in civil war with the caption: folks keep talking about a civil war, one side has about 8 trillion bullets while the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Here's one for the "WTF Were You Thinking" file...seriously, WTF? Audio tag unavailable for comment [Graphic images]
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Facebook)
 
 
 
When melting snow and falling rain cause dangerous flooding in Green Bay locals exchange foam rubber cheese hats for inflatable swans
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Sat March 16, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever woken up thinking "I wish I could kayak to an island filled with wild monkeys in Florida," then today is your lucky day. Also please seek professional help
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Zealand shooting suspect flashes that totally fake white supremacist hand sign
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Guess who's back, back again, Neil Degrasse's back, tell a friend
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Twenty-three felony Facebook bullying charges land woman in internet jail, which apparently is in Alabama
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's Pandamonium in the streets of Tokyo as a wild animal escapes and terrorizes the population. Actually, the people just gave it belly rubs because it was a publicity stunt
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Social media companies under scrutiny for allowing murderers to become instantly famous across a huge audience
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump tweets a link to Breitbart headline story. Breitbart changes lead story to an anti-Moslem screed. Trump goes down in flames again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bride who claimed that her $200 bouquet never arrived forgot everyone takes picture of nonsense like flowers at a wedding
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Unable to keep the name Hobbit Hill Farm due to trademark infringement, Maine couple decided to go full woot stout. Stupid tag is for Middle-earth Enterprises
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook loses its "heart and soul." And no, it wasn't a cat
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The final 8 of the Champions League will feature four English clubs. Ajax-Juventus, Liverpool-Porto, Spurs- Manchester City, Manchester United-Barcelona. Potential semi-final pairs are already set as well and may feature North West Derby semi-final
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Thu March 14, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Does Facebook have a special support line for employees and families? Is the secret out now? Oops
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More reasons to leave Facebook: Randy mum left mortified after livestreaming X-rated video while in Bulgaria meant for Brit husband with 2,000 of her Facebook friends
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Now that Beto O'Rourke is officially running for president, can we get down to the important stuff and focus a little more on his love for GBV?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The day-long Facebook outage was caused by [insert image of beer spilled on server]
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Abused Florida Cur rescued, deputized. Call this Cur Sir
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook under criminal investigation by prosecutors with the United States attorney's office for the Eastern District of New York. Huh, wonder if that's why all their shiat crapped the bed yesterday
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milk, bread, mass hysteria. Facebook is down all over the world. Drew last seen passed out next to a server in Belgium
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Body found behind body shop. Well, what did they expect?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The War on Christianity continues in BFE OH, with derpy-goodness quotes from a victim
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Facebook:"We restored Elizabeth Warren's ads. We good now, right? Go back to play Words with Friends"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And the latest hashtag trend is...... #trashtag challenge. No, this has nothing to do with impeaching Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's News Corp calls for GOOGLE breakup...cites 'overwhelming' power by someone other than them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever forget something behind at the airport? Was it your baby?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A barren hellscape with no redeeming qualities that's what
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska family builds really realistic Mustang out of snow. So realistic it got a parking citation
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The two steps to becoming a multi-millionaire. First, invent Android. Then sexually harass your Google co-workers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inventor of World Wide Web laments state of internet ...says it's now dysfunctional with 'perverse' incentives. Ewww, 'perverse' incentives
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for panhandlers: Don't carry your iPhone X in your $500 purse, just in case the cops stop you while you're begging for diaper money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the model who became Taiwan's 'Barbecue Goddess'. Hmm...She's gorgeous AND she cooks BBQ. Fake news?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Facebook has banned Zerohedge. I..I..I'm not sure who to cheer for here
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook tries to disprove Elizabeth Warren's claim of abuse of power by deleting her ads criticizing them
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Mon March 11, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Under fire from privacy advocates, Facebook models its vision of the future on China's WeChat all-purpose app, hopes you will consider freely giving it more of your personal data
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Federal Government: "I spy with my little eye . . . your Facebook account, you dirty disability collector"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Roommates spooked by random Amazon deliveries. To be fair, subby is often confused by things he doesn't remember drunkenly ordering, but hey, a surprise five pound bag of gummy bears is a nice gift to yourself
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China publishes a database of "breedready" females and lists their names, addresses and phone numbers
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(Nine Inch Nails)
 
 
 
Carol Danvers' sporting of a classic Nine Inch Nails t-shirt in the Captain Marvel movie has inspired the band to a collaborative offering
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
It's the Monday after daylight savings, so here are some wiener dog races at the New Orleans Fairgrounds
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Sun March 10, 2019
(WWE)
 
 
 
Just like Snake Plissken, WWE tries to take the Fastlane out of Cleveland. We've got NuDaniel Bryan vs KO for the 10 Pounds of Oak, a Queen vs The Man, an Empress vs a Rose, and tag matches akimbo. Strap in, it's time to roll. (7 PM EDT, WWE Network)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Who needs small town newspapers when you've got Facebook
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What are the chances that Elizabeth Warren's plan to break up Big Tech will succeed? "About as likely as Mexico paying for Trump's wall"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Moist
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Sat March 09, 2019
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Boom boom boom, another plush rides the bus, and another one's on, and another one's on, another plush rides the bus
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg reportedly has an escape hatch in his office in case of emergency. Gee, wonder why
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There are times when a man should be allowed to tell the police to fark off. Being searched for marijuana while dying in the hospital with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is certainly one of them. He had his phone so there is a video
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry America's large tech companies, including Amazon, Google and Facebook, Elizabeth Warren has a regulatory plan aimed at breaking you up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Owl bet you can't guess whooo moved into this Floridian's roof
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First Facebook came for the anti-vaxxers, and I was perfectly fine with that because fark those guys
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Thu March 07, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Famous rappers arguing to Supreme Court that lyrics like "well your shift over at three and I'm gonna f- you up where you sleep" and "I'ma jam this rusty knife all in his guts and chop his feet" are, like, totally non-threatening and just art
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
If you're high on pot and 15 Xanax while on probation, you may not want to start banging on a strangers door at 5:30 in the morning
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Today, we look back on the greatest presidential scandal in history: Obama's tan suit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Give us your phone number(s) and find out
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook's pivot to protecting users' private data will cost the company, requiring increased sales of users' private data
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
DNRTFA
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Aquarium welcomes a pair of seals to the club
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Wed March 06, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY zoo owner vows to wipe egg from face if pregnant giraffe made famous by bizarre YouTube incident doesn't give birth soon. Which makes no sense because giraffes don't lay eggs
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Some major Android apps are still sending data directly to Facebook. Shh, it's fine. Yelp thinks you look nice in those underpants though
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican legislator compares illegal immigrants arrival to the D-day invasion, presumably because they're coming to kill nazis
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Unlike many of his fans trying to learn his bass parts, Geddy Lee says he never had any 'musical frustrations' in Rush
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC EagleCam catches raccoon sneaking into nest and eating Liberty and Justice's eggs. Raccoon to be tentatively named "Politics"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats accurately point out Nielsen lied under oath to Congress
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg announces a complete rebuild of Facebook to make it a 'privacy-orientated' service
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazing what a little multi-million dollar outbreak of and easily preventable disease will do to motivate people. WA House passes bill eliminating the "yeah but this guy on Facebook said" exemption to the law requiring you to vaccinate your kids
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you finally get your stolen ATM out to the parking lot then find your getaway driver has already left
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(MSN)
 
 
 
University dean tells the school to get clucked
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Tue March 05, 2019
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Zoo Atlanta asks for help in naming adorable baby sloth
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
If you're having a rough day, perhaps this video of a horse rolling around in the snow at a farm in Connecticut will help you out
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Beefshi" uses bologna, summer sausage, corned beef and pastrami as central sushi ingredients (w/ pics)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newport Harbor High School: At least we'll have the most racist viral video this week. Spain Park High School: Hold my red Solo cup
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you recall the film series Critters, you're not alone; it's enjoying something of a renaissance
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Mon March 04, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook won't let users opt out of a feature that lets people look up profiles using phone numbers provided for ... reasons. "Security" reasons
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crazy things people flush down the loo uncovered when sewer workers haul out 'swamp monsters'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roger Stone really really wants to go to jail RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California weighs paying people for their data
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Facebook: Laws for thee, not for me
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Self Defense Force defends itself from recruitment poster depicting long-legged short-skirted anime girls from Strike Witches: "We thought that the content appeals to young people. We didn't really insist on using female characters"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, everybody, they're having a fire sale down at the Tesla dealership
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Sat March 02, 2019
(Medium)
 
 
 
Yes you should delete Facebook and banish it from your life, here's why
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weird, rare skin condition and no doctor's note? Gonna have to side with the airline on this one
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Li'l Brudder takes his first steps
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently you have to run sting operations to convince the credulous
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
FBI Vault releases Kushner Company's records
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now for the worst name of 2019 ... the winner is ________
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mother promises son he'll get to meet his favourite hockey player. Then things get all dusty
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What has two heads, eight legs, ten eyes, and a double dose of NOPE? And of course, it's Australian
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Thu February 28, 2019
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actress Lisa Sheridan halts and catches fire at 44
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The lawsuit filed against Facebook by Russian trolls has hit another snag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook decides to develop their own cryptocurrency following news that both instill exactly the the same level of trust in people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blackberry suing Twitter for patent and copyright infringement. Good luck with that
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cool: New system promises to increase your chances of getting a green light. Sad: Not on Fark
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Tat for tit
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
What should you do if you have a friend with a social media persona you hate?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This burger joint in Pennsylvania is offering 'bunny dust', a seasoning that is very popular there. Any seasonings or condiments from your local restaurant that is worth buying to take home?
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Cancer 1 The Cure 0
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Facebook: Hey guys, what if we made our own version of Patreon, but instead of only taking a 5% cut, we took 30%?
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Tue February 26, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Good Samaritan" who purchased $540 of Girl Scout cookies turns out to be a drug dealer. Well, at least he's buying as much crack as he's selling
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"McConnell said while he graduated from law school, he's not an expert on constitutional questions of separations of power"
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(Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman)
 
Video
 
Dogs don't know the word "impossible"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Every Debate About US Interventionism Was About Godzilla Instead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright comes to her senses at House hearing, says she's sorry for not realizing Mitt Romney was right in 2012 when he said Russia was our main foe. Gee ummm, thanks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP lawmaker co-sponsors anti-gay bill, which calls same-sex marriages "parody marriages." Kansas GOP lawmaker's daughter: "Dad, I'm gay and proud of it." Care to guess what Kansas GOP lawmaker does next?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How NOT to sell a horse saddle on social media; strap it to a very pervy man with nothing but leather harnesses on
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: 'Vagina Designer'
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Mon February 25, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook: Russian disinformation campaigns? What Russian disinformation campaigns? *restores Russian botnet access*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good: Mark Zuckerberg has a solution to Facebook's fake news problem. Bad: It's crowd sourced Facebook fact-checking
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Facebook is pretty lousy with anti-Vaxxers, but they're nothing compared to Amazon
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook's new content moderation efforts designed to reduce fringe views/conspiracy theories has resulted in its moderators adopting fringe views/conspiracy theories
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brazilian biologists mystified how a whale carcass ended up on land, far away from its natural habitat. Botanists aren't so sure about the bowl of petunias either
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mama Great Dane gives birth to whopping 19 healthy puppies. With OMG DAWWWW pics
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'On February 16 flyers were found across Johnson County Iowa saying "Keep Iowa Nice, Call ICE."' Good thing that state doesn't have any exaggerated impact on national politics
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Sun February 24, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Real or not? Fact-checking Oscar-nominated movies that were "based on a true story"
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Sat February 23, 2019
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
15-year-old Japanese boy was planning to explore the USA by solo hitchhiking from LA to the East Coast, sharing all his discoveries on social media. He made it to Vegas before panicky netizens induced him to go back home
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Cool animated graphic of the changing rankings of the top 15 brands 2000-2018, featuring the rise and rise of Apple, Google and Facebook as they took over the show
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Nut rage" Korean Air heiress learned its unwise to attack flight attendants in public, now attacks family members in private
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Fri February 22, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Staff at pediatrician's office wears shirts stating "VACCINES CAUSE ADULTS" after major measles outbreak
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Farkers: Here's where to get deliciously hammered today, on National Margarita Day 2019
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing - just a car impaled by a piece of subway gone rogue
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Thu February 21, 2019
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
The first rule of the high school fight club is that you don't post videos of the high school fight club
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, not full of nazis, but #1 with advertisers who want to specifically target nazis
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
Autonomous parrot spooge delivery is the future, and the future is now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter body shamed over her large pair. No comment on her Apple Brown Betty
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
'Facebook is an innovator in privacy' he managed to say with a straight face
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
A heartwarming dog rescue story. Let's think of inappropriate names for them, Fark
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's the cows man, they just stormed in and began eating everything. It was horrible man... HORRIBLE
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Researchers investigating what happens when you snort an entire Facebook
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft tried to lead Edge browser users to Flash-free future, implemented simple whitelist that limited autorunning Flash apps to 58 known sites. Surely these elite software engineers couldn't mess this feature up
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Wed February 20, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke Sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Digital will overtake traditional advertising in US this year. Copywriters last seen trading in their keyboards for emojis
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A Florida woman posted on Facebook that a sex trafficking Uber driver tried to kidnap her during a ride. Turns out the driver just didn't speak English very well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This Girl Scout is about as brilliant as the one who set up a cookie booth outside a marijuana dispensary. "The moms are getting really excited and are saying they need them"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Milliken, who starred on 'My 600-lb life, ' dies at age 29. Doctors completely at a loss as to reason why
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials say if you live on a sailboat that's heated with a wood fire, you should probably shell out the $35 for a smoke detector
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