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Headlines matching 'Facebook'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(YouTube) Hero Not news: Teenager trash-talks parents on Facebook. News: IT Dad finds said post while upgrading teenager's laptop. Fark: Lectures her and goes "Dirty Harry" on the offending computer  (youtube.com) (355)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Angry dad de-lifes couple for defriending his daughter on Facebook  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (144)
(LiveLeak) Video BBC news crew manages to track down and confront racist internet tough guy, who was trolling memorial pages on Facebook  (liveleak.com) (50)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Nerd) Fail Facebook seem a little slow today? Fark links seem more farked than usual? It's not just you, North America's intarwebs are only doing marginally better than China's right now  (internettrafficreport.com) (117)
(CNN) Interesting Headline is all like "OMG, Zuckerberg to pay $1 billion tax bill", the article was all "but he's super smart and Facebook is getting half a billion refund from last year and stock options shiat to pay that bill"  (money.cnn.com) (13)
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Ars Technica) Fail Facebook's ability to delete content you remove is measured in Friedman units  (arstechnica.com) (31)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Researcher at Institute of Extracting Theories from Our Rectums posits that epidemic of Tourette's-like symptoms plaguing New York town is caused by people unconsciously mimicking what they see on Facebook and YouTube  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Is Facebook addictive? Of course not. That's just stupid... being addicted to a website. Like that could ever happen. Now, I have to go refresh TotalFARK a dozen times per minute to see if my latest submission was greenlit  (hlntv.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Hero Woman receives Facebook friend request from the man who raped her when she was 14 years old. She gets the hero tag for how she handled it  (moxiebird.com) (1264)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Facebook relies on 20% of its most active users that have no lives  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WRAL) Weird Step 1: begin copying photos from a woman's Facebook page and blog, step 2: setup social media accounts and new blog under a new name and post them for months, step 3: profit?  (wral.com) (111)


Thu February 02, 2012
(News.com.au) Fail Facebook will soon offer a "Premium Subscription Service" that will offer you more, and better ads. Now who wouldn't want that?  (news.com.au) (73)
(CNN) Dumbass So what did Facebook's $5 billion IPO teach us? Well, for one thing, it taught us that Facebook users are a drooling pack of monkey idiots. "Screw this, I'm making Jeffbook...it's time to get paid"  (cnn.com) (175)
(Yahoo) Ironic In order to file their IPO, Facebook had to give up their privacy  (finance.yahoo.com) (8)
(Some Guy) Asinine Yet another example of Facebook shares no one wants to see  (duluthnewstribune.com) (20)
(Business News Daily) Stupid 1) Don't 2) Don't 3) Don't 4) Don't 5) You're Fired  (businessnewsdaily.com) (37)
(Fox News) Stupid Group sets world record for stupidest world record of all times  (foxnews.com) (8)
(Toronto Star) Followup After IPO filing, Facebook gets its ticker symbol. To the delight of Fark, Fb - is the choice  (thestar.com) (42)


Wed February 01, 2012
(WBNS) Obvious Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook  (10tv.com) (20)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske  (suntimes.com) (98)
(The Daily Beast) Obvious No rational person thinks Facebook is worth $100 billion. But then again, how many rational people are there left on Wall Street these days?  (thedailybeast.com) (70)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Amusing The 46 types of people on Facebook  (buzzfeed.com) (106)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Facebook Subscribe: Now with free porn  (nydailynews.com) (8)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(ABC) Interesting Meet the guy who turned down a founding role in Facebook to work for the 2004 John Kerry campaign instead. Things have actually worked out pretty well for him  (abcnews.go.com) (19)
(Smh.com.au) Followup Facebook IPO predicted to raise $10 billion. Mark Zuckerberg immediately eyes 25 million new acres of fake farm land  (smh.com.au) (42)
(SlashGear) Obvious It's yet another article about a Facebook "upgrade" that has people "considering" deleting their profiles. It's like tech writers aren't even trying anymore. Time to feed the dogs, Mr. Pavlov  (slashgear.com) (65)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Cool Facebook detective tracks down attackers  (lep.co.uk) (14)
(UPI) Dumbass If you break into the CNN newsroom, it's probably best not to use their computers to check your Facebook status  (upi.com) (38)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Estonian) Dumbass Minister who deleted Facebook comments on his page about ACTA claims he did it because he was 'running out of space'  (empirechronicles.co.uk) (25)
(Yahoo) Interesting Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting initial pubwic offewings  (finance.yahoo.com) (1)


Wed January 25, 2012
(The Consumerist) Followup Facebook Timeline launches this week. All users given the choice to either: A) Take it, B) Take it, or C) Take it  (consumerist.com) (48)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Telegraph) Obvious Facebook and Twitter tell Google "Don't be evil". Google leans back in leather chair, strokes silky white cat, and laughs uproariously  (telegraph.co.uk) (53)


Sat January 21, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Study finds the more time you spend on Facebook, the more you think your life sucks. This contrasts nicely with Fark given the more time you spend here, the more you think boobies  (abcnews.go.com) (43)


Thu January 19, 2012
(USA Today) Ironic Facebook has released 60 apps for that new time line thing that you're still not using  (usatoday.com) (26)


Wed January 18, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Twitter and Facebook think that b*tch Google's new search 'enhancements' are lopsided, illegal  (money.cnn.com) (24)
(Fark) Advice My 10 year HS reunion is this year; I don't want to go. Didi you go to any of your HS reunions? Why or why not? It is even necessary to have reunions now that Facebook let's you keep in touch with everyone?  (fark.com) (263)
(Forbes) Asinine Forbes: Reddit's SOPA blackout meaningless unless more important sites like facebook follow suit  (forbes.com) (88)


Tue January 17, 2012
(NJ.com) Dumbass Jersey City assemblyman and police detective in trouble for Facebook posting calling the Philadelphia Eagles "gaybirds"  (nj.com) (53)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary App lets you deliver your last words from beyond the grave for eternity. DO NOT let your mother-in-law find out about this  (couriermail.com.au) (32)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CNN) Fail Google will incorporate results from Facebook, Twitter, Google+ pages into searches, meaning it will take your dumb aunt that much longer to get to Snopes and find out the shark did not jump out at the helicopter  (edition.cnn.com) (48)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass It's not going to be a good day when you check your Facebook account and find that your father has you up for sale  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ExtremeTech) Interesting What happens if Facebook shuts down? For one thing, you'd have to get poked elsewhere  (extremetech.com) (65)
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Parents are breaking the age rule to sign their kids up to Facebook. What could possibly go wrong?  (freep.com) (171)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Anti-Obama Facebook groups plan to fly "Impeach Obama" banner over Super Bowl  (beforeitsnews.com) (240)
(PhysOrg.com) Followup Looks like it's time to change your Facebook password again. And this time, something less obvious than "dukesucks"  (physorg.com) (15)


Thu January 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious After I finish updating my Facebook page with precise details on my location and actions, and Tweet about what I just did in the bathroom, remind me to tell you about the seven signs that show we're living in the post-privacy era  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (18)


Mon January 02, 2012
(TMZ) Amusing Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook  (tmz.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Obvious Facebook goes all SOPA-y on TPB, decides to block any torrent link as "Unsafe"  (ravingtechguy.blogspot.com) (49)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Salon) Silly Facebook has become as big and powerful as a country, so it's natural that it would need a constitution  (salon.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Facebook is cited as the reason for a third of all divorces. DO YOU LIKE THIS?  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Fri December 30, 2011
(WESH Orlando) Florida Dumb Jock dismissed from jury after sending Facebook friend request to defendant  (wesh.com) (34)
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michele Bachmann believes there is a grand conspiracy between Google, Facebook and facts working for Obama   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (278)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Winning: Twice as many 18-year-olds signed up to Facebook than are registered to vote in the UK  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(CNN) Interesting Beware the Facebook friend collector... he'll just seal you up in a mylar bag with a stiff backing board and never take you out of the longbox  (cnn.com) (17)
(NJ.com) Dumbass Vice principal films boys sports events, shower activities. Facebook posting: No one is perfect  (nj.com) (43)


Wed December 28, 2011
(The Atlantic) Obvious There will be no successor to Facebook, presumably because there will be no survivors  (theatlantic.com) (78)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Radar Magazine) Obvious Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg spent the holiday weekend in Vietnam, where Facebook is banned. That sounds about right  (radaronline.com) (28)
(CNN) Stupid Facebook gives you another way to have awkward, anti-social conversations  (cnn.com) (43)


Mon December 26, 2011
(ABC) Fail 18-year-old's Facebook status: "Yo dawg, just robbed a store in Pittsburgh. Here's a picture of them loot." *The Pittsburgh Police Department and 4 others like this.*  (abcnews.go.com) (135)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Macaca, v2.0: George Allen, thinking his mic is off, describes a Facebook townhall meeting as "torturous"  (huffingtonpost.com) (68)
(Globe and Mail) Stupid Facebook brings back ads in the news feed, so now you have two reasons to think of Pizza Hut when you're looking at pictures of your friends vomiting  (theglobeandmail.com) (19)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Latecomer for the coveted Father of the Year award arrested for putting a photo of his bound and gagged 22-month-old daughter on Facebook  (chicagotribune.com) (109)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Forget about the holidays, the pending global recession, and the death of Kim Jung Il - Britney Spears has changed her Facebook status to "engaged". It's not news, it's CNN  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (10)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Facebook threatens to sue Mark Zuckerburg. No, not that one  (mashable.com) (26)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Short List) Interesting Survey finds that Brits are drunk in 76% of all their Facebook pics. Next stop, Ireland  (shortlist.com) (15)
(Some Geocities User) Strange What would Google+, YouTube, and Facebook look like in 1997?  (1x-upon.com) (58)
(WQAD) Dumbass College student pulls a knife on his classmate and threatens to kill her over something she posted on Facebook which, as we all know, is serious business  (wqad.com) (31)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Student) Florida School resource officers start using Facebook to connect with students. What could possibly go wrong?  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (19)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster  (nytimes.com) (201)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Slate) PSA With the Euro in crisis, America splitting along class lines thanks to Occupy and the GOP debates, and countless other crises, it's time to focus on a more serious problem: FACEBOOK IS HIDING YOUR MAIL  (slate.com) (59)


Thu December 08, 2011
(truTV) Amusing Ten reasons the internet is well worth the risk if poses of making you sterile. "Your Facebook page is a greater legacy to your time on Earth than any snot-faced little kid who shares half of your genes"  (blog.trutv.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Followup I don't know about you, but if I get shot by my mom I'm not gonna be posting "ahhhhhhhh" on Facebook, and I sure as heck stop typing when the tear gas comes through the window  (gma.yahoo.com) (111)


Tue December 06, 2011
(My Fox DC) Ironic Mark Zuckerberg's private Facebook pictures get hacked  (myfoxdc.com) (75)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The New York Times) Dumbass India, a country with the population of a billion people, asks Google, Facebook and Twitter to screen all of the content posted to their sites. Yes, all of it. No really, they're serious  (india.blogs.nytimes.com) (77)


Sun December 04, 2011
(CNN) Silly How to handle unwanted Facebook friend requests. Refusal to use Facebook conspicuously missing  (edition.cnn.com) (26)


Sat December 03, 2011
(College Humor) Cool If the entirety of recorded history had a Facebook wall, this would totally be it. Come for the Big Bang, stay for the Renaissance  (collegehumor.com) (60)


Fri December 02, 2011
(msnbc.com) Amusing Effin woman can't get Facebook to acknowledge her Effin town, for eff's sake   (digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com) (69)
(Mediabistro) Spiffy "Like" Ric Romero's KABC-7 station on Facebook & $1 gets donated to their "Spark Of Love" toydrive for underprivileged kids. To the Romerocopter  (mediabistro.com) (28)
(AZCentral) Obvious Before you stab your husband in rage because you discovered he belongs to an online dating service, first make sure it's not an old account he opened before meeting you  (azcentral.com) (40)


Thu December 01, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Facebook increases status update character limit to the average rant in a religion thread  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (17)
(CNN) Unlikely Facebook COO says that Facebook was 'the first innovator in privacy'. No, really, she said that. Stop laughing  (money.cnn.com) (39)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Weird Country music singer Mindy McCready is considered missing after disappearing with her son. Posts updates on Facebook denying that she kidnapped him. You know this would make a great country song  (content.usatoday.com) (78)
(Forbes) Followup Is Facebook's $100 billion IPO psychotic or just idiotic?  (forbes.com) (39)
(Short List) Interesting Welcome to the most shared stories on Facebook, 2011. And here's your host - Ryaaan Duuunn  (shortlist.com) (13)
(Market Place) Followup Facebook promises that this is really the last time, once and for all, that they violate their privacy policy. Thankfully the FTC doesn't believe it either  (marketplace.org) (20)


Tue November 29, 2011
(LA Times) Followup Facebook: "$10 Billion IPO will come out in early 2012". Wall Street: "Like"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (34)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Merck sues Facebook for giving Merck control over Merck's web page then acting confused when Merck complained  (bbc.co.uk) (31)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Hero Yet another newspaper gives in to the "Facebook is our only hope in saving the comments section" fallacy  (news.cincinnati.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Asinine If law enforcement needs to take over your Facebook account so that they can pretend to be you while they investigate your friends, then Facebook will not require a warrant, court order, or subpoena, just a polite request  (dailydot.com) (88)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Simcoe.com) Cool That's one giant swing- over 300 parts, close to 5,000 screws, two cases of industrial glue, and it even has its own facebook page  (simcoe.com) (32)


Tue November 22, 2011
(SFGate) Interesting Everyone In the world Is 4.74 degrees of separation apart, says Facebook. Kevin Bacon disconsolate  (sfgate.com) (55)
(Toronto Star) Stupid Facebook is working on new smartphone "to bring powerful social experiences to more people around the world" ...like playing Farmville  (thestar.com) (15)
(Wired) Scary Didn't Get That New Job? You Need a Better Facebook Score  (wired.com) (100)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Rule #3 of robbing someone's house. Try not lo leave yourself logged into Facebook, your car running in the driveway, AND your parole card in your wallet on the seat (3 Likes - 2 Comments)  (atlanta.cbslocal.com) (18)


Thu November 17, 2011
(PCWorld) Followup Facebook leaves spammers a note that says "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NOVEMBER"  (pcworld.com) (11)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Gestetner) Interesting Gov. Chris Christie weighs in on overpaid PE teachers, truck stop scales  (gestetnerupdates.com) (79)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Man asks Facebook to provide him with a record of all the personal data it holds on him and gets 1,222 'likes' in response. And by 'likes' we mean 'pages of information'  (asiaone.com) (74)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Tea Party members openly discuss election fraud on Facebook. Oops  (politiscoop.com) (164)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Blood-Sport Fan) Cool Velasquez vs Dos Santos airs live and free on FOX at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Beginning at 4:45pm ET / 1:45pm ET, viewers can watch nine prelim bouts for free on Foxsports.com or on Facebook  (ufc.com) (443)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting What would you do if your divorce court judge ordered you to give all of your social networking account passwords to your spouse?  (abajournal.com) (55)
(HotHardware) Asinine Two thirds of college grads consider Facebook access at work more important than salary. Fifty percent of grads wouldn't take a job that restricts social media  (hothardware.com) (497)
(Computerworld) Scary Google's "delighted" that Facebook underestimates this fully armed and operational Google+  (computerworld.com) (40)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Bloomberg) Amusing Begun, the Facebook clone wars have  (bloomberg.com) (3)
(The Real Ric Romero) Obvious "I was extremely surprised they could just go on your Facebook and pull these pictures out"  (abclocal.go.com) (94)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Sick Facebook group members mail chicken pox infected candy to parents who want to infect their kid with the disease instead of vaccinating. A plague on all their houses  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (250)
(YouTube) Amusing Does Facebook's "Smart Ads" know you TOO well, you dirty bastard?  (youtube.com) (23)
(Canada.com) Obvious Researchers discover that if you choose to friend them on Facebook, they can see your personal information  (canada.com) (7)


Sat November 05, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Study finds most people have a bunch of facebook friends but only two pals that are really close to you  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (159)
(Some Fight Card) Cool UFC 138 discussion thread. Chris Leben and Mark Muñoz go toe-to-toe in merry old England. Facebook prelims start at 2pm and the main card starts at 8pm ET  (ufc.com) (121)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some FB Guy) Scary Your drunken rants on Facebook may soon start showing up in Google searches for all to mock  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (58)


Thu November 03, 2011
(New York Daily News) Strange Cops turn to Facebook to bust a machete-wielding madman who attacked two in a chicken shack  (nydailynews.com) (35)
(AL.com) Dumbass It's never a good idea to use your Facebook status update to threaten blow up the police department, but it's an especially bad idea if you also collect child pornography  (mobile.al.com) (78)
(Nola.com) Dumbass Pop quiz: If a photo on Facebook shows 12 hunters posing with 64 blue-winged teal ducks, but the limit is four teal ducks per hunter, how many days in jail are they looking at?  (nola.com) (96)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Fail Woman sets fire to another woman's house because "she ended their friendship on Facebook"   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (45)


Fri October 28, 2011
(YourTango) Obvious Facebook use now cited in one of every five U.S. divorces. In other news, 4 out of 5 spouses still secretly getting poked  (yourtango.com) (121)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Telegraph) Spiffy Facebook to build data center in arctic Sweden, keep servers cool by melting polar ice cap  (telegraph.co.uk) (16)


Wed October 26, 2011
(OzSoapbox) Asinine Woman in Taiwan clicks Facebook 'like' button, now being sued for defamation. 'Like' this story at your own risk  (ozsoapbox.com) (44)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Law enforcement to drug-dealing gang members: We see what you did there. And by "there" we mean your Facebook page. The one with all the comments about drug dealing and the photographs of you flashing gang signs under gang graffiti  (mobile.washingtonpost.com) (48)
(Some Guy) Interesting You know the picture of the bootstrappy college student making the rounds on Facebook? Yeah, about that  (persephonemagazine.com) (417)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Scary Don't have a Facebook and don't want one? Facebook says that doesn't matter  (foxnews.com) (45)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Motherboard.tv) Cool A nightmare on Facebook  (motherboard.tv) (23)
(Daily Mail) Sad Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook  (dailymail.co.uk) (150)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Latest thing for Sarah Palin to quit? The Republican Party  (dailymail.co.uk) (163)

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