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356 headlines found matching 'Facebook'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On a lighter note, what's the deal with Trump's watch band?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar is here for a rare live Raw appearance, Big Cass is seven-foot tall and a heel, and you can't teach that, and something is happening with the women's division. Plus Goldust. All that and more tonight on Monday Night Raw. (8PM EDT on USA)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You'll never believe which website NPR wrote an article about -- or what ended up happening to it
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Idris Elba is the Gunslinger in new Dark Tower trailer
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated: Fark it, who wants to see the models in our swimsuit issue in swimsuits anyway? (not safe for work)
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now that Zuckerberg is running for president, it makes sense for him to want to learn how humans live. Let's see how he's doing
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who intentionally let a snake bite her toddler has learned her valuable lesson: to not put video of it up on Facebook
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Who are the best outfielders in Red Sox history? The first two are obvious but the third is up for debate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man jailed for doing a poor Michael Jackson impression
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(The Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brussels train station explosion sees suspect 'with explosives belt' shot by troops as passengers flee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work a high-stress job and am married. We have a young son, and my husband does nothing more than acknowledge our son's existence and doesn't help out with any chores. Is this the new normal for women, or is my husband a lazy-ass?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Scriptwriter James Gunn says his Scooby-Doo movie was originally rated R. Film experts were surprised at the news. Scooby-Doo worked off a script?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks to offer bill allowing Congressional members to carry firearms nationwide. Darwin being vetted for a split-party ticket
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nothing on TV this week, so I'm looking for some sci-fi shows on Netflix to watch. Currently thinking about The 100, Sense8 or Continuum. What should I watch?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for advice dealing with Blue Cross/ Blue Shield and Medicare. DIT
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sick of being treated like a Winklevoss, media companies are getting tired of Facebook's crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google pledges to tackle YouTube terror videos. So up to now, they've been OK with them?
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia discovers vast new oil deposit on Arctic shelf. We begin bombing in 5 minutes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook inadvertently exposes the personal profiles of those who monitor it for terrorist activity, forcing one moderator to flee in fear for his life
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Let's go back to 2009 when Mariners broadcaster Mike Blowers makes the greatest MLB prediction of all time. Is he a time traveler, a psychic, or just really lucky?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
America's Top Hypocrites are meeting at the Trump White House for Technology Week. Yeah, some headlines are fine as they are
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Sun June 18, 2017
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Somehow, Kevin Hart is the top comedian in the world
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
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Fri June 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you go to an illegal gravel pit party, you might be a redneck
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of man holding gun floating above Kentish town solved when it's revealed to be a Stormtrooper holding a rifle. Vader last seen stomping around in a really bad mood. No, I haven't been drinking
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Annual Congressional Baseball game will go on as planned tonight. Here's how you can watch
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Artist spends five years traveling the world to meet and photograph all 626 of her Facebook friends
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google announces $30M investment to provide company-owned, subsidized housing for employees across San Francisco. This is a repeat from the early 1900s
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Trump will be remembered as the President who accelerated and presided over the biggest decline of American power in history
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katy Tur isn't down with the transparent in the age of Alt Right
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Sessions slips, admits he met with Russian spymaster Kyslyac under the context of Trump's Campaign. Further question along that line shut down by confirmed Oleg Deripaska cohort John McCain
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the rest of the world this Awesone? Trying to justify how drunk I am on a regular basis
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The price of failure: Marissa Mayer gets a $23M parting gift as Verizon completes its acquisition of Yahoo
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Religious Facebook page threatens to ban anyone who uses rainbow emojis. Gaylarity ensues
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Flight to Ireland delayed, trapping hundreds on the tarmac. Passengers protest by breaking out a lute and a bodhrán for a singalong. With video goodness
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember the kids who barged in on their dad's BBC interview? Now they're the stars of their own animated series
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And so it comes to this: School principal offering students $100 if they'll just stop using their cell phones all the time
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Some Cardassian)
 
 
 
Fed up with voting D or R? Some New Yorkers will have the option to vote K. As in, Klingon
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Fri June 09, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Facebook wants your elected officials to know what news stories you're reading. Caturday party poised to take over Congress
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brave, misguided Florida man tackles a flood just one bucket at a time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Becky releases her entire catalogue to Spotify the same day Katy Perry's new album hits
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Meet the future in first 'War for The Planet Of The Apes' clip
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Millennial with disposable income uses apps to randomly travel the world, thinks you should do the same thing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Concerts cancelled after Phil Collins falls, can't get up. Unclear whether his robot insurance covers this
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You know how male actors like to talk about the obstacles they overcame while filming a movie? You know, sprained knees during a stunt scene, heat, late lunches, etc? Well, Gal Gadot was pregnant through the filming of Wonder Woman. How's that, guys?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Want to know how broken the news cycle is? Step away from social media ..far away
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Meet Mija, the pint sized bad ass of 'Okja' from Snowpiercer director
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot "has done nothing to avoid controversy" by posting a prayer for peace in Israel on Facebook. Because playing Wonder Woman means she's obligated to be pro-Hamas, I guess
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Neill Blomkamp's experimental 'Volume 1' creates more aliens in new teaser
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Season 2 of 'Stranger Things' has wrapped filming and the Duffer Bros. drop clues
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Blurry pictures of Bigfoot aside. Someone caught a woman levitating. Or at least walking on sunshine
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oculus founder Palmer Luckey wants to sell Trump a virtual border wall, and good-guy Sauron Peter Thiel is going to pay for it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cool: NHRA drag racer sets 331 mph record with elapsed-time record 3.842 second pass. Not so cool: And then immediately explodes
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset Big Ben. Another attack on London Bridge
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Fri June 02, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Oh, ouch. Looks like you criticized President Trump on Facebook last year. And twice on Twitter. So, unfortunately, your visa application is denied
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin gives the acting performance of her career as she pretends to be "broken" by Trump and all the "death threats" she received over her poorly-thought-out "joke"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Google to let publishers charge users for using ad-blockers. Let's see how that works out for them
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Neil Blomkamp is bringing invading alien action back with OATS and it definitely has nothing to do with a healthy breakfast or a fresh start to the morning
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
The English language is weird. How did we ever learn it?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Man building the first .50 BMG Kalashnikov test fires the receiver/barrel/bolt/bolt carrier with a blank cartridge
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
49% of Trump's Twitter followers are fake accounts, including a whopping 80% of his newest followers since January, possibly bought by the Cheeto himself, and possibly because Obama has three times as many followers as him
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana store and craft brewery to open in same building, henceforth to be known as Fark's West Coast Headquarters
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(Some Damfool)
 
 
 
Subby's wife fell for a sweepstakes winning scam to the tune of $300 before she could be stopped. We are still in contact with the scammers. What ways can their time and energy be wasted to keep them busy?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best. Selfie. EVAR
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook bans / rude Muslim term / Myanmar outcry / causes FB to squirm / Burma protests
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Part-time elected officials of what is arguably the most corrupt, poorly-managed, and highly-taxed state in the country complain that constituents are hurting their fee-fees
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
HEROES
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lickinghole plans expansion into Goochland
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz is shocked - shocked - that Fox News isn't immune from cries of "Fake News" from Trump supporters when they report the facts
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Men everywhere are losing their fedoras over Alamo Drafthouse's women-only screenings of Wonder Woman
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Most Canadian act of vandalism ever
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some reporter just went to Walmart for the first time
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
FEC calling for an investigation into your father's Facebook page because Russia may have bought the ads targeting him
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook's rules on banning have been leaked
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sharp kneed Aussie vixen's mail order bride plan unravels when quick and attentive customs folks read a few pages from her diary and check the Facebook feed
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
♫ ♫You put your Google in, you take your Amazon out, you put your Facebook in and you shake it all about. You engage in world domination while you turn the world around, and that's what it's all about ♫ ♫
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
After 48 years of faithful service, man has a funeral for his truck ... and buries it
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's see, pants, shirts, more pants, 60 bags of weed, socks--wait, back up one
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Few Australians trust social media with their personal information but most do little about it, mainly because they're A) hammered B) simply trying to survive their environment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is one gator who won't be seeing you later
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Guy realizes he's on live TV news broadcast, starts goofy dance moves for helicopter
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
The mashup you never knew you needed to pickup your day
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Just in case you forgot how fast an F1 car truly is
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about your own decisions today, at least you are not finding yourself trying to dig your SUV out of the ocean
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
I've got nothing, so here's a picture of the Wienermobile on a ferry boat
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Peachy: 17-year Brood X cicadas are spawning in DC. Impeachy: Four years ahead of schedule
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
You can almost taste the blood in new teaser for Season 2 of 'Preacher'
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
How to prevent a bear from messing with your trash
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
LIVE: National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster to scoop Trump's latest poop on WH lawn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook facing charges for allowing insulting footage of the Thai king to appear on their site. You know what's insulting, your majesty? That crop top you wore to the mall
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says rub this in your vagina like 7,927 tingling mint leaves
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Three year old girl changes oil in car, meanwhile you're still trying to figure out how to replace the headlight fluid
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Do not watch this video of a boy asking his step dad to adopt him if you're not keen on spending your Saturday afternoon in a puddle of tears
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
How to survive without Facebook or how I talked with a person today and it wasn't that bad
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Audi's latest product placement is out of this world
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Snapchat's execs paid themselves $2 billion for generating 1Q2017 losses of $2.2 billion, but they're totally worth it. Fark: Losing money faster than Uber, and paid themselves on the IPO better than execs at Twitter and Facebook
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
FBI agents change their Facebook profile pages to pictures of James Comey, a gesture usually reserved for slain comrades. Prepare for war
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh Snap
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was refused permission to use the toilet during a flight. She then asked the cabin crew for two cups and had to improvise. United Airlines is considering adding a "pee fee" and cup rental charge
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Walkman from Guardians of the Galaxy is selling for hundreds on eBay because people are stupid
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this - tattoos that you can actually listen to
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yelp advertisers are revolting. Yelp stinks on ice too
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After long weekend batting scores of rabid dingoes, koalas, and stingrays, Austrian judge returns to appeals court, rules that Facebook must delete all troll posts and hate speech across worldwide platform
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New R-rated Hellboy movie announced is a reboot without Ron Perlman and Guillermo del Toro
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real way to "scare" a member of Congress is not protesting
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Airport heckler comes after Kellyanne Conway. Her response, "Here, someone hold my earrings"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The sad saga of the Topeka CRV Lady, perhaps the world's worst driver; She's so bad, there's a Facebook page dedicated to warning people where she is on the road
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler riding a T-Rex? Shut up and take my money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Majestic King" quite like strolling through a German mall in a skimpy yellow crop top alongside your mistress, so obviously the solution is to beg Facebook to block the leaked video
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook to launch premium TV shows in June. Critics question how good they'll be coming from the same company that brought us "Farmville," fake news and endless selfies
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
How are pineapples harvested by field workers? Prepare to be impressed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zuck wants to live like common people, he wants to do whatever common people do
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
And the award for the most tasteless Cinco De Mayo party 2017 goes to Hennessey's Tavern in Orange County for setting up an inflatable border wall and handing out "free drink" green cards
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Sun May 07, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for making a Trump piñata. Which raises the question, what do you fill a Trump piñata with?
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Sat May 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today has asked the FBI to check out wave of fake Facebook accounts because they got a surge of likes on their page and that was very suspicious because nobody really likes USA Today
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon comes up with novel idea. Let's take a building and fill it with books and let people come in and find one they like and pay for it
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you have lost your pet zebra, Hillsborough County Sheriff Department knows where it is and want you to call them
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Fri May 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook retires Oculus VR studio because it wants to spend more time with its family. Actually because currently there is little interest in virtual reality, at least not the stuff that's come out from various companies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook advertises an internship with a median monthly pay of $8,000. Which in Silicon Valley is just an impressive way of saying the person will work for minimum wage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook nears two billion monthly users. Which means only 5 billion people on Earth still have a life
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Swearing makes you stronger? I farking knew it
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pharma bro Martin Shkreli gets permanently banned from Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The three stages of an actress career in Hollywood. Cheerleader, District Attorney, Driving Miss Daisy. Kristin Kreuk to star in new show in stage two
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Parents Of The Year give daughter a vodak party for turning 13. She Absolutly blew a .32
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Wed May 03, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead???
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Auto accelerates unexpectedly through auction - killing 3 and injuring many. Difficulty : Not an early 2000's Camry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of chicken
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook "likes" do nothing to improve your mood. But the dislike button would probably drive you to madness
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Austria seeks to tax Google searches. Which is ironic since the least searched subject on Google is "Fun things to do in Austria"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook now control one fifth of the world. And it's all your fault
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Trump's job creation plan kicks into gear as Facebook plans to hire 3000 snuff film analysts
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
1st time caller Toronto manager John Gibbons dials into Blue Jays radio sports talk show. "Hi, this is John from the Bronx"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
New proposal says that Facebook be treated like a public utility. The only difference is that most people would be good with it going down every once in awhile
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Another episode of Trump Your Enthusiasm
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a convicted felon legally barred from owning a firearm, do not brandish one on Facebook Live
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farting With The Stars
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren settles lawsuit with Glenn Beck, is free to go be an uneducated right-wing bigoted idiot with whichever media competitor she wants
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to About.com ( 1997-2017 )
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
America is safe again after Immigration officials detain Australian for overstaying his visa by 90 minutes
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook tracked teenagers' anxiety, sold it to advertisers. When confronted, they promised to "do better"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why net neutrality still matters, even if the regulator is acting like a dick
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dudes ...REALLY? (Not safe for work)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can a candy bar really "satisfy"? Are there times when you feel like, and times you don't? Does it matter if you eat the left or right one first? All this and more as Snack Food Sunday is searching for the best candy bar
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 12-year-old girl was forced to quit a chess championship because her dress was "too seductive"
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
While Roger Goodell might be a terrible person, he wouldn't go and wipe a booger on a handicapped girl, would he?
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Loose llama on the lam lassoed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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Thu April 27, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
Too late liberals. You snooze, you lose. Looks like the conservatives got this celebrity. Can you smell how conservative the ROCK is?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When an online troll posted a racist and bigoted message on State Rep. Brian Sims' Facebook page, he didn't pull any punches -- he called the troll's grandma"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best marriage advice you've ever heard?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google overhauls search algorithm to punish websites that promote extreme views, fake news and conspiracy theories. In other words, you will just get a blank page when you type in "Breitbart"
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man imported weapons to protect girlfriend from 'killer clowns' following internet craze
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
How grandma's cat videos on Facebook hide banned and uncensored websites
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby always wanted a treehouse as a child but could not afford one ... probably couldn't afford one of these now, either
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I love my dog. He's very hairy and warm, and he loves me. DOGS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a great (union) job with a 3 hour commute. I'm being recruited for a job that pays twice as much, and is remote, but doesn't have benefits or long term stability. I'm divided
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The status of industrial metal, the fate of the Facebook Live killer, and where cheeseburgers come from. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-16 to Sat 2017-04-22
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your most recent major study proving that smoking pot will result in your bloody, mangled death on the highway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maybe the world isn't ready for Facebook LIVE :(
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone
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Tue April 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey, honey, what say we take the boat out for a drag?"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
39 non-Disney animated movies you should watch. No Watership Down, but other than that, a solid list
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
MTV is looking for Farkers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Arrragghuuhw huurh aaahnruh huurh huuguughghg uughguughhhghghghhhgh huurh uughguughhhghghghhhgh uughghhhgh uugggh huuguughghg aarrragghuuhw raaaaaahhgh huuguughghg uuh raaaaaahhgh"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching ... and wins. Blames eating a kebab with too much onion
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"I want everyone to be happy. A goal in my life is to touch other people's lives and we're touching other people because of the Dum Dums bringing them happiness and joy and just having a piece of candy"
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLS owners are tired of waiting for Beckham to bend in stadium deal in Miami, may cast him off entirely and expand to more-prepared markets like Tampa Bay and Sacramento
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"What's that guy in the car behind me doing honking and waving? Go around, dude. Jeez"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
The cutest, and only, baby octopus you will see today
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tuck Frump? Jice nacket, umb dass
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man who doesn't use social media because "it gets people in trouble" surprised to learn a wanted fugitive has started a new life and posed as him on Facebook
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
This is why you don't watch porn while emailing out class assignments and copy/pasting links from your browser, Professor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How bad do you have to drive before people start a Facebook page warning other drivers of your whereabouts?
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Facebook's "typing by brain" project is clearly a great idea, because everyone wants their honest and uncensored thoughts posted directly to FB
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Crazy criminals are appreciated, stupid criminals are appreciated. We recommend that if you are wanted, to post on Facebook or Instagram, and let us know where you are"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet the right-wing "shiatposting" tech bro that gave Trump $100,000 for his inauguration
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Facebook says Messenger could become the Yellow Pages of messaging. Everyone under 40 immediately asks "What are the 'Yellow Pages'?"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't condemn this couple for giving birth so the infant's organs can be harvested, have a little heart
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft introduces "one-factor authentication", which is commonly referred to as ' 'authentication' in the tech field
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
In case anyone was wondering, or got the "news" via Facebook, no, Malia Obama was not expelled from Harvard. Also, she hasn't started attending school yet because she took a year off
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Radioshack's Facebook page: "We closed. Fark all of you." And then on April 18, "Always hated all you prick customers anyway." At least they didn't call you and you know they could have
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of "Facebook killer" doesn't know if she wants to keep her name that he spoke on the video because the internet has been telling her she's the one who should have died. You're not helping, internet
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
On news that the average amount drunk Americans spend buying useless crap online is $206 per incident, what's the most ridiculous thing you've bought while inebriated? Hookers and blow don't count, of course
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What is considered proper behavior when visiting the White House? If you're Gronk, it's whatever the hell you want it to be
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A startup business news TV network called Cheddar is placing a bet that millennials will use something called an antenna to pick up their channel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention: Fourteen animals have escaped the local petting zoo and roam the city. Please remain calm and stay inside. This is not a drill...or a Pixar movie
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
UN worker accused of robbing banks during his lunch breaks
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The press was treated to an advanced screening of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the overwhelming consensus is that it's f*cking awesome
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Look out drug-sniffing police dogs, Arizona has just sworn in their first drug-sniffing lizard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
NewsFlash
 
Facebook Live killer changes status to Facebook Dead
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It is high time for Facebook to take a stand and put an end to this madness that is not being able to predict who is going to live stream bad things on the internet
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
High school girl brings stun gun to school, gives random students the business end
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana teen finds 'ginormous' morel mushroom, with pic of teen who obviously thinks it's a magic mushroom
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Subby has been introducing his 11 yr old son to movies from his youth. What were your favorites?
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Michelle Obama letting her hair down while Barack snaps her picture on David Geffen's super yacht with Springsteen, Oprah, and Tom Hanks
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Former FEC Chairwoman Calls for the elimination of the politics tab. Hey Ann, it's not that hard. A bottle of Pappy Van Winkle should do the trick
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Sad: Teenager battling cancer is unable to go to her prom. Awesome: So the other students bring the prom to her
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cleveland man at large killing random people on Facebook Live
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Russian space robot is equipped to shoot guns because that's what is needed in space... for robots
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
ISS chocolate supplies dangerously low ahead of Easter. They're also out of Colombian Coffee
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Avondale, Arizona Police Department just swore in a bearded dragon as their newest cop
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"No one has to use the internet," said one Congressman who's okay with everyone seeing what kind of porn he watches
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Wed April 12, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Glassdoor takes a moment out of sending you fake job notices to state the surprising and fake results of their survey of the highest-paying companies. It surprised them, too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Think you could steal candy in Canada? Be prepared for the helicopters, thermal cameras, and K9 units. Bummer, eh?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 11, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook to pay Russian 'Google tax'
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn skank to the ring tonight? Is Charlotte about to wear blue? Could The New Day rock Tuesdays? Check out part 2 of the Superstar Shakeup on SmackDown Live, tonight at 8PM ET on USA
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Study shows link between Facebook use and depression. Fark.com use still reliable predictor of emotional well-being and psychological stability, alcohol dependence
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
Google asked generation Z (13-17 yo) to rank 122 brands by coolness and awareness. Google is cool, it says so right here
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
WANTED TO BUY: Human skin. Paying $400. Really
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 10, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
"Social media marketing" is useless. Wait, there are ads on Facebook?
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Sun April 09, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you do when your Facebook friend cancels going on holiday with you? You invite a total stranger with the same name
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Sat April 08, 2017
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know things are bad in San Francisco when they have a "legalize pizza" protest
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Great, just great.. Now I want a tortoise ~throws hands up~
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
....and the latest TV show to predict the future is....(drum roll)....Peppa Pig
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
MAWP Tinnitus cure.. MAWP attempted by people with.. MAWP Tinnitus
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're not working and on disability don't post pictures on Facebook of yourself jet skiing and big game fishing in Costa Rica
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Wed April 05, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Cringeworthy video that shows you how to become a rich and famous social media influencer becomes viral hit on social media, with actual social media influencers saying that's not how it works
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic outreach: it's "The Bernie Show" starring everybody's favorite cantankerous non-Democratic Senator, Bernie Sanders
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here are the world's 50 best restaurants. No, Flo's Diner is not on there. Neither is Waffle House. Its a list for rich elitists
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Congressman explains why he voted against allowing internet companies to gather and sell your personal data without your explicit permission...and yet was only one of the few who did
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
An exotic dancer got a call at work from the babysitter that the dog had gotten loose. Then things got weird
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Fox News host Jedediah Bila says she "was not given a pants option"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street downgrades Alphabet to just vowels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf thriller 'Man Down' sells only one ticket at U.K. box office, grossing just $8.70. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Lana Wood--Hollywood royalty, Bond girl, Natalie's sister, and mother of a cancer patient--faces life as a septuagenarian eviction victim
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've got one hell of a girlfriend, first she cheated on me by hooking up with four guys ....then she showed me a sex tape of the whole thing
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Konami is about to be struck by the Hand of God
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
When running for the school board you should probably refrain from posting ultra-conservative and racist posts on your Facebook account
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman's parrot has rare disease which results in it permanently losing feathers. Internet responds by sending bird collection of hand knit parrot sweaters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gorilla learns to juggle baked potatoes
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Journal Constitution: Here are answers to your questions about the I-85 bridge collapse. Why did the bridge collapse? We don't know
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Every robot will cost six humans their jobs. Mostly because robots work a full eight hours without stopping for coffee breaks, checking online dating sites and posting on Facebook
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you can deal with getting paid $13,000 a month while traveling to exotic locations and staying in some of the world's fanciest homes, this is the job for you. Some call it the 'best job on the planet'
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Thu March 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling's big fat mouth strikes again: "Thank God we got Trump in office. If we would have had that skank [Hillary Clinton], [expletive] we'd already be in World War III"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: shark. nado
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Instagram is the most narcissistic social network on the planet"
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(Architizer)
 
 
 
Gentlemen of Fark, do you dare? The stakes were raised by this slatted chair
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Congress killed internet privacy, so let's support a crowdfunding campaign that seeks to purchase and publish the search histories of all U.S. lawmakers responsible for this
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House staff announce they will sit out the Correspondent's Dinner as a show of solidarity with Trump. Makes you wonder if it was by choice or threat
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook Messenger will stop supporting Windows Phone 8.1 next week, potentially inconveniencing as many as 25 users
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde impersonator fools attendees at New Zealand pitch dark dance party. Randy Marsh unavailable for comment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Happy Oberon Day, Michigan. Wait, that was yesterday? Farking hell, how much did I have?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Arnie Schwarzenegger terminates internet troll who mocks Special Olympics athletes on social media
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
43% of French voters are still undecided in the final month before their presidential election. As opposed to the U.S. where 43% of the voters are still apologizing for what they did
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban"
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Fire Chief annoyed at mayor of neighboring city who posted lawyer's fatal housefire was the work of a Gypsy hit squad
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Sat March 25, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The 'baby teeth' you see in your barbacoa taco are actually beef lips. Bon appétit
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hungary threatens to ban Heineken's red star as 'communist,' Comrade Drew unavailable for comment
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In the old days, we called believing in something because your friend said it was true "argumentum ad verecundiam" and it was a logical fallacy. Today, we call it social networking, and it's worth billions of dollars and elects Presidents
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Thu March 23, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
First look at the cast of Twin Peaks Season 3, including David Duchovny's lovely Denise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Internet is not tearing the nation apart, you're just a jerk about politics
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Russian MP and critic of Putin trips and accidentally falls on some bullets, according to the Kremlin
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Israel Tax Authority investigating Google and Facebook
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cracks in the foundation of the Bay Area real estate?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Marines have a new helicopter - and it costs as much as an F-35
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(Time)
 
 
 
Wyclef Jean angered LA police didn't recognize him and treated him like a non-celebrity
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Ukraine calls Russia's Eurovision entry Yulia Samoilova an 'ugly creature' and bars her from entering Ukraine for three years thus making Russia lose $30,000
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There is no better way to scream for attention than to ride your horse through the aisles of a Walmart and then post video of it to your Facebook page
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Tue March 21, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Once again, people: Being racist, stupid, and on Facebook can be career limiting
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Unfortunate dude who decided to share a beer with Dylan Roof gets two years for lying to the FBI. Sometimes hanging out with lunatics is a bad thing
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
After family dog is killed, an Idaho Sheriff asks the USDA to stop planting cyanide bombs across the county. In other news the USDA is planting cyanide bombs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin imparts some valuable advice on a young fan: the art of the Trump impression
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Despite his death, family of Chuck Berry will still release 'Chuck,' his first album in 38 years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Katy Perry kissed and experimented with a girl and liked it, but her ultra-Christian parents taught her to "pray away the gay"
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Some Music Blogger)
 
 
 
Someone really hates the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If this 6-year-old girl can figure out a way to feed the poor without involving the federal government, why can't you?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"Dear I-77, some of your lanes are drunk - it is literally a free-for-all out there in places"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One Direction kicked out of Trump hotel by Trump because they refused to meet with his daughter
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Thu March 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, let's hang a tetherball in the forest and see what happens
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(Some Jiffy Man)
 
 
 
Everyone in Ohio can relax now, a 70-pound, $700 popcorn ball that was stolen has been returned
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't throw away those old mascara wands. They can now be used to treat injured wildlife in shelters. Excluding bears
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook is marking InfoWars links as "spam", regardless of whether Alex Jones appears shirtless
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why certain old paintings look like they want to jump off the canvas and wreak some revenge on us lowly mortals? Hint, it's the mummies' curse
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom finds kid friendly Kamasutra guide in doctors office that features unique illistrations. "There were pictures of clowns. Do kids really need to see clown sex?"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The technology from that Black Mirror episode where you can chat with a bot programmed with a dead loved one's internet data is almost here, making British PM and pigs extremely nervous
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam invite all five of their drummers to their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. It's not like a drummer would ever have any plans, so expect all five to show up assuming their manager at Walmart grants them the day off
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, I present to you pic of dude humping Wall Street "fearless girl" statue
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Fri March 10, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Won't be long before JJ Abrams is thanking Facebook for his Oscars
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The manager of NC State Senator Phil Berger's Facebook page used 1 weird trick to spoof news articles written about NC governor Roy Cooper, violating Facebook policy. Berger's spokesperson immediately claims Facebook is wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man crosses Atlantic Ocean unaided on a paddle board
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inventor of "ex-gay therapy" dies. Mike Pence inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently we need to start chaining children to heavy objects
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Poet files lawsuit against ex-employee, alleges violation of confidentiality agreement. I think that I shall never see / a theft so brazen as that of IP
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facebook's pre-crime division is working on teaching computers to predict what happened next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg to speak at the Harvard commencement, will talk about how he's now worth $50 billion because he decided to drop out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An Alabama theater that banned the showing of Beauty And The Beast because of a gay character accidentally schedules a film about drag queens, thinking that the movie 'Fierce' was about dragons
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Wed March 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists claim that social media increases loneliness. Especially when you have 5,000 friends and the only thing you know about them is what they eat for breakfast every day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lost blind dog found alive by hiking neighbor, who refuses $1,000 reward, which is given to an animal charity. Party for dog is being held at a bar. This story pushes the awesome meter to 11
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out a warning label as its solution to fake news. Or they could just tell people not to use Facebook as an actual news source
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
TrumpThink invades the small business world: Restaurant owner insults couple, customers, and an entire city in Facebook post, says post should not have been taken literally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: Babysitter to help keep sexist chief executive from embarrassing himself on social media and distract the public from chaotic internal infighting. Difficulty: not in the White House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are going to let your 10-year-old kid drive, at least don't stream it on anything like Facebook Live
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman wants to find kids who stole her wind chimes, leaving $5 bill, apology note that explained they reminded them of their dead mom
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After the BBC reports child porn on Facebook to the company, Facebook requests copies of the images before they'll discuss their moderation tools, then immediately reports the BBC to the police
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hot, new IPO has massive selloff on its third day of trading. Oh. Snap
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man selling mitten-shaped rock he found in Michigan lake for $150 because, well, Michigan
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Perfect example of a bad idea: Parking your 1959 Corvette at Walmart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the only Russian Trump *hasn't* talked to
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich
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Sun March 05, 2017