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Headlines matching 'Facebook'

Wed June 19, 2013

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		Facebook comments may have led to spree of over 70 arsons. That's a heck of a flame war source: wtkr.com \| share:	(15)

Tue June 18, 2013

(Some Guy)

People are willing to share anything these days through Facebook. Oh wait, including donated organs..Well I guess that's a good thing

source: capsules.kaiserhealthnews.org | share:

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Sat June 15, 2013

Saturday Night MMA: UFC 161, with Dan Henderson vs Rashad Evans. Facebook prelims start at 7 PM ET, FX prelims at 8 PM ET and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET

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Fri June 14, 2013


		EA is now so incompetent it can't even get a Scrabble app right source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(87)

Thu June 13, 2013

Oh, my

source: omg.yahoo.com | share:

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Wed June 12, 2013

		Good news everyone, Facebook has added clickable hashtags. #DayLateAndADollarShort source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(51)
		Your grandma wants Facebook to have a customer service hotline source: qz.com \| share:	(21)
		Top 10 annoying things people post on Facebook: "I don't always dis on internet memes, but when I do, I hide behind a top ten list" source: urinalgum.blogspot.com \| share:	(142)

		Facebook and Twitter are magnets for narcissists. Glad Fark isn't like that. Signed, GooberMcFly source: cbc.ca \| share:	(35)
		Turns out, NSA leaker Edward Snowden is really an actor being used by the government as part of some elaborate stock scam hoax along with his cousin, Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. Or as we call it, Wednesday in Tinfoilhatville source: hoaxandconspiracyvideos.com \| share:	(5)
		Microsoft, Google, Facebook and Twitter join forces in PRISM case source: neurope.eu \| share:	(22)

Mon June 10, 2013

		How twistedly evil is Facebook? To make Facebook run faster they created a stack based VM firmware specific to PHP and Facebook and then compile Facebook PHP down to this VM which then runs on x64. Because ... PHP source: wired.com \| share:	(30)
		Sending a dong shot is always a risky move. Even riskier when anyone can look up your mom on Facebook and forward the pics to her source: dailydot.com \| share:	(164)

Sat June 08, 2013

Saturday evening MMA: UFC on Fuel 10, live from Brasil, featuring Big Nog vs Werdum and Thiago "Not Consistent with Human Urine" Silva vs Rafaul Cavalcante.. Facebook prelims start at 5 PM ET, main card starts at 8 PM ET on Fuel TV

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Fri June 07, 2013

If you're a prosecutor, don't log into Facebook as a murder suspect's girlfriend to get alibi witnesses to change their testimony

source: cleveland.com | share:

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Tue June 04, 2013

Alabama state senator's wife demands possibly fake women stop soliciting her husband on Facebook

source: blog.al.com | share:

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Mon June 03, 2013

You're either House Twitter or you're House Facebook. Never both

source: shortlist.com | share:

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Sun June 02, 2013

Columnist believes "social media breeders" have ruined Facebook with pictures of their snowflake's poop, vomit, and boogers, because everyone knows Facebook is for pictures of the vomit, poop, and boogers from a night of binge drinking

source: news.com.au | share:

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Thu May 30, 2013

"I want a helicopter, $100,000 in unmarked bills, and... hold on a second, let me update my Facebook status"

source: kprcradio.com | share:

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Wed May 29, 2013

		5 things that should get you banned from the internet source: cracked.com \| share:	(175)
		A minor league baseball player has to be a mighty big douche to make it to Fark, but this guy earns it source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(40)

Tue May 28, 2013

Facebook #losingmillions because it lacks #technology designed for #Twits

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Sat May 25, 2013

It's your UFC 160 thread: Heavyweight champ Cain Velasquez vs. Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva and Junior Dos Santos vs. Mark "Super Samoan" Hunt. Preliminary card on Facebook at 6:35 ET, 8:00 on FX, and main card at 10:00 ET on PVP

source: mmajunkie.com | share:

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Thu May 23, 2013

		Teabagger fired from his job for lying on Facebook. Thanks, Obama source: kmov.com \| share:	(93)
		Kim Dotcom to Twitter, Facebook, and Google: Your two-step authentication infringes on my intellectual property source: torrentfreak.com \| share:	(49)

Wed May 22, 2013

		Photographer snaps a really great picture of a guy proposing to his lady on a cliff, decides to find them and provide them with a lasting memory source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(79)
		Teenagers unlike Facebook source: slate.com \| share:	(89)
		And now to commit the perfect crime, right after I paint my master plan all over the Facebooks source: philly.com \| share:	(25)
		Facebook pics led to arrest of alleged members of Crazy White Boys gang who will now be called the Crazy Dumb White Boys Gang source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(53)

Tue May 21, 2013

		Teenager taunts cops on Facebook, "catch me if u can." Since you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happened source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(27)
		Five ways to improve your Facebook experience. Not using Facebook at all because its dumb missing from list, amirite ? HahahaAha losers oh god I'm so lonely source: news.com.au \| share:	(83)

Mon May 20, 2013

Carnegie Mellon study says that digital multitasking makes people dumber. Finally, an explanation for every post on Facebook and Twitter,

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sun May 19, 2013

Five tech stocks you should have bought instead of Facebook. AOL? Really?

source: business.time.com | share:

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Sat May 18, 2013

Saturday Night MMA: UFC on FX 8, live from Brazil, featuring Vitor Belfort vs Luke Rockhold. Facebook Prelims start at 4:35 PM ET, Fuel TV Prelims at 6 PM ET and the main card on FX starts at 9 PM ET

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Fri May 17, 2013

		Facebook vs. Yahoo in a bidding war over which company can ruin Tumblr faster: Who Ya Got? source: uproxx.com \| share:	(40)
		Politician apologizes for 'liking' a Facebook photo depicting a 16-year-old boy posing next to an older man while playing a prank commonly known as 'sneaky nuts.' "At first glance it appeared to be a harmless picture" source: ktar.com \| share:	(43)

Thu May 16, 2013

"Before my meeting with controversial neuroscientist and renowned social media cynic Susan Greenfield, I do two things - post a Facebook "check-in"... and mention her on Twitter"

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Wed May 15, 2013

		Restaurant owners claim their Facebook account was "hacked" to explain the torrent of ALL CAPS posts defending themselves from "haters" and "trolls" after appearing on Kitchen Nightmares. Don't worry, the internet totally buys your story source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(500)
		A quick video to honor the ABC Facebook meltdown. We call it "Meow Remixed" source: youtube.com \| share:	(28)

Tue May 14, 2013

		When the world's most successful and prolific restauranteur tells you that you need to take criticism better, you should listen. Or you could be like these two owners and utterly destroy your business yourselves source: consumerist.com \| share:	(399)
		With the help of a psychology professor and a Pixar illustrator, Facebook is trying to make our messages a little more emotional. Will someone please tell them to stop before the Emoticon Apocalypse begins? source: popsci.com \| share:	(22)
		Facebook has put the kibosh on the greatest app ever created source: techcrunch.com \| share:	(11)

Mon May 13, 2013

Vin Diesel says that "Facebook owes me billions of dollars." Or maybe he said "baseball omen been McDonald's." I don't know

source: finance.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

		Friday Night MMA: MFC 37 from Edmonton, Alberta, featuring Benoit vs Birchak. Prelims include Mike Treadwell vs Thomas Treadwell in the first ever pro MMA fight between brothers. Prelims stream on Facebook at 8 PM ET. Main Card at 10 PM ET on AXS TV source: maximumfighting.com \| share:	(146)
		Ha ha, you're Facebook friends with your mom source: wtop.com \| share:	(78)

Thu May 09, 2013

		How to make Facebook worse: add auto-play video ads to the NewsFeed source: arstechnica.com \| share:	(58)
		Zuckerberg's attempts to make us all bow to the Facebook Mobile Phone Overlords are met with a resounding, "Um... no" source: salon.com \| share:	(134)
		Doctor arrested for aggravated battery after he kidnapped his girlfriend and waterboarded her into unconsciousness. Over a Facebook post source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(28)

Mon May 06, 2013

		Sad: friending yourself on Facebook. Fark: taking it too far and stalking yourself source: mlive.com \| share:	(89)
		Remember when Zynga decided to stand up to Facebook and say no to their demands for a cut of the action, chosing instead to go it alone? Let's look in on them a year later and see how its going: Yep, exactly as expected source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(53)
		Alibaba avoiding wishful thinking on its IPO source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(6)

Sat May 04, 2013

Scientists discover that Facebook causes psychotic episodes and delusions. Looks like someone accidentally stumbled onto the pages about that socialist Kenyan dictator 0bama trying to take our guns and start up death panels

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013

Criminals show off drugs and cash via Facebook. FARK: From behind bars

source: walb.com | share:

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Wed May 01, 2013

		Facebook is great at making people connect, whether it's children given up for adoption, long-lost loves, or drug mules finding the person who tried to sell them up river source: salon.com \| share:	(29)
		Facebook VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE TOENAIL investors SPONSORED LINK face a cruel SUGGESTED POST summer PROMOTE source: wired.com \| share:	(9)
		Tennessee lawmaker's "How to Wink At a Muslim" post turns into a lesson of what not to do on Facebook source: usatoday.com \| share:	(100)

Tue April 30, 2013

So, apparently, the White House has been on Facebook since 1789

source: itworld.com | share:

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Mon April 29, 2013

Budweiser invents beer glass that automatically connects you to Facebook, because alcohol and social media is such a great combination

source: thedrum.com | share:

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Sat April 27, 2013

Saturday Night MMA: UFC 159, Featuring Jon Jones vs Chael Sonnen for the Light Heavyweight Title. Also Bisping vs Belcher and Big Country vs Cheik Kongo. Facebook prelims stream at 6:35 PM ET, FX prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card PPV at 10 PM ET

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Fri April 26, 2013

		Study finds that each Facebook friend is worth $174.17. Sorry, nerds source: ibtimes.com \| share:	(37)
		Apple bans apps from updating on its OS which are not from its own app store. Just kidding, it's Google source: theverge.com \| share:	(68)

Wed April 24, 2013

		Newborn baby sold on Facebook. In other news, someone actually bought something off Facebook marketplace source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(34)
		Facebook planning $300M data center, pretty much smack in the middle of Farmville source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(26)

Tue April 23, 2013

It turns out your employer CAN demand you give them your log in information for Facebook and Twitter. Oh Fark

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon April 22, 2013

Facebook is serving images in Google's WebP format, drawing ire from users who like to steal selfies

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Sun April 21, 2013

"This week, these awful events have cemented the reality that the media is now everyone, anyone, with a computer or a smart phone, a Twitter account or a Facebook page"

source: npr.org | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

Mitch McConnell posts meme on his Facebook page. Hilarity ensues

source: motherjones.com | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

If you buy the gamer-est toothpaste around (Crest Oral-B), you can get exclusive DLC in SimCity or currency in that Facebook game they're shutting down. Now that's synergy

source: penny-arcade.com | share:

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Tue April 16, 2013

Finding out your husband has a 2nd wife - sucks. Finding out on Facebook - really sucks

source: ibtimes.com | share:

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Mon April 15, 2013

		In a bid to truly prove that yes, they are the worst company on the planet, EA is closing its most popular Facebook games down. This headline would be longer but I ran out of diamonds source: gamespot.com \| share:	(84)
(Some Guy)		A message from a Facebook moderator: Every time you report your crazy uncle's racist rant, an opportunity is lost to prevent an actual crime. (trigger warning) source: theinternetoffendsme.wordpress.com \| share:	(204)

Sun April 14, 2013

More and more couples are merging their Twitter and Facebook accounts. "What does it mean when you want to portray yourself as a couple rather than an individual?"

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Sat April 13, 2013

		Saturday Night MMA: TUF 17 Finale, with Faber vs Jorgenson, Hall vs Gastelum for a UFC contract, and Tate vs Zingano for the right to be armbarred by Ronda Rousey. Facebook prelims at 5:30 PM ET, Fuel TV Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card on FX at 9 PM ET source: ufc.com \| share:	(323)
		Why does the Facebook mobile app still suck? source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(64)
		Criminal mastermind posts Facebook photos of himself wearing stolen jewelry, sends Instagram taunts to the victim he robbed them from source: nola.com \| share:	(72)

Fri April 12, 2013

"My dying husband told me to get a boob job and find a toyboy - so I did"....says widowed great-grandmother

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Wed April 10, 2013

		Mother challenges 9-year-old son to write an apology for pinching his brother in the family jewels, son knocks the ball out of the park source: au.news.yahoo.com \| share:	(61)
		Now you can post your "drinking vodka" Facebook update with fewer keystrokes source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(3)

Mon April 08, 2013

		For only £10.68 you can send your fatwa directly to Salman Rushdie on Facebook source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(26)
		Greek student decided to express his not so positive opinion of the greek Parliament written on a piece of paper, "First time in a brothel". Shared it on Facebook, got a 5 day suspension and now is asking for vindication from the online community source: neurope.eu \| share:	(23)

Fri April 05, 2013

Stop me if you've heard this one before: There's a new Apple-killer about to hit the market. No, I'm serious

source: slate.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Mexican restaurant replies to dissatisfied customer on Facebook: "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly"

source: blogs.houstonpress.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

New bill could allow your employer access to your Facebook password. Now, granted, people already voluntarily abandon their privacy by posting their every move on Facebook, but this is going too far

source: seattlepi.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

		Now that Facebook is now officially the province of your parents, your halfwit cousins, your Teabagger uncle, and a bunch of cat-hoarding fatties, teens are fleeing the network likes rats off a sinking ship source: wtop.com \| share:	(141)
		Hooking up with a 16 yr. old girl you met on Facebook to have sex is usually going end being a police sting, or a group of people who are going to kick your ass and rob you. This time it wasn't the police source: indystar.com \| share:	(113)

Mon April 01, 2013

		You're a Republican who posted wildly inaccurate anti-gay remarks on your Facebook page, including claims that gays are responsible for "half the murders in major cities." Do you (C) double-down on those remarks? source: salon.com \| share:	(202)
		Before the Facebook phone there was a MySpace phone. I think you can see where this is going source: qz.com \| share:	(14)

Sun March 31, 2013

[=] = 2x Δy, where y = Facebook profile pictures

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Michigan RNC member wonders what the hell his party has come to when you can't even put up a Facebook post attacking gay people without party officials jumping all over your shiat and demanding you resign source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(133)
		Mark Zuckerberg fined $1.1 billion for creating Facebook source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(72)
		RNC committee member in Michigan is under fire for posting anti-gay article on Facebook. Those sissy Marys source: wilx.com \| share:	(30)
		No matter how much it will help you get laid, don't brag on Facebook about taking down a Syrian helicopter with the help of an Al-Qaeda liberation group source: azfamily.com \| share:	(20)
		Facebook announces it's pulling an Amazon on Google source: theverge.com \| share:	(33)

Thu March 28, 2013

Tunisian preacher: You should be stoned for posting topless photos to Facebook. Women: "Our tits are deadlier than your stones"

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

		Because Like and Comment just aren't enough, Facebook is adding a Reply option source: cnn.com \| share:	(70)
		Don't you hate it when you're in college and you post on Facebook descriptions of your sexual escapades and the president of the university personally contacts you to ask why you would do something like that? source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	(47)

Mon March 25, 2013

		People who seriously believe that the reason Mitt Romney lost in November was because he didn't have enough followers on Twitter and "likes" on Facebook, are in charge of revamping the IT strategies of the GOP source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(100)
		SEC approves Facebook's plan to compensate those who lost money on its IPO. No, not you, peasant, we're talking about the rich insiders who because of technical glitches on opening day couldn't dump their shares off on suckers fast enough source: reuters.com \| share:	(31)

Sun March 24, 2013

(The Funny Pics Page)		Major facebook exploit. Worst case: the secuirty of 304 million people is now in the hands of blackhats. Best case: the security of 2.4 million people is at risk. FBI and facebook notified, need help getting word out source: thefunnypicspage.com \| share:	(124)
		Schools are shocked, SHOCKED that students would set up derogatory high school Facebook pages source: helenair.com \| share:	(54)

Sat March 23, 2013

		Ok kids, if you're going to have sex with a minor, don't record it on video. However, if you must record it on video, for chrissakes do NOT post it on facebook source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	(78)
		If you're a political strategist and are going to write a disparaging Facebook post about your candidate's political enemy, make sure you don't use "the c-word, slang for female genitalia" source: omaha.com \| share:	(63)

Fri March 22, 2013

Looking cool: Posting a Facebook photo showing you rolling in a pile of cash. Not looking cool: Posting a Facebook showing you rolling in a pile of cash while owing 3 years of child support

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

San Francisco 49ers recognize going to live football games is nigh-unbearable, so they're offering free unlimited WiFi to anyone who shows up

source: arstechnica.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in person. Most personal meetings arranged from a website since Myspace

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

Sex, drugs and Facebook at center of former school employee's affair with teenage boy. This is not a repeat headline from every female school sex scandal of the last 8 years, but could be

source: wtkr.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

		Without this guy, hackers would be able to break into our FB accounts and leave messages like "my farts smell" as an outgoing status message source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	(20)
		From the department of "no farks left to give" comes Facebook hashtags source: slate.com \| share:	(82)

Wed March 13, 2013

		It looks like Facebook and other tech giants are going to have your personal data because the chances of Congress passing an online privacy law are next to nil source: motherjones.com \| share:	(63)
		Smart people like curly fries source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	(68)
		Spilled your coffee on your keyboard again? No problem, if you work at Facebook - just stop by the coffee vending machine, then the keyboard vending machine source: tech.fortune.cnn.com \| share:	(37)
		Two women who have been friends for over four years shocked to learn they are related after one of them puts a post on Facebook about her niece that was given up for adoption 29 years ago source: kwqc.com \| share:	(18)

Tue March 12, 2013

Teacher fired over mystery facebook or twitter comment. It wasn't sexual or vulgar, but the superintendent won't tell him what the comment was. Just that a female student's parent complained. And like that, poof, he was gone

source: triblive.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Scary: Depressed 13-year-old boy cuts himself. Scarier: Posts on Instagram that he is going to kill himself on his birthday. Better: His mom finds out and asks for letters of support on facebook. BEST: He has received thousands and is doing better source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(235)
		Being deceased doesn't prevent celebrated authors from being on Facebook and Twitter. Take that Tupac and Hendrix source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(3)
		Fellow farker Even With A Chainsaw's band The biatchin' Aardvarks are in a dogfight trying to get votes to qualify for a wildcard bid in 95.5 WBRU's Rock Hunt in Southern New England. Link goes to Radio Station's facebook page for voting source: facebook.com \| share:	(5)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(80)
		Facebook users want more privacy, haven't yet figured out that posting all their personal details and activities on the internet is in direct opposition to what they claim to want source: redtape.nbcnews.com \| share:	(27)
		80% of recent NYC high school graduates cannot read. Somehow they're still active on Facebook and Youtube source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	(147)
		Twitter wants to be the new CNN, Facebook wants to be the morning paper, and Drew wants someone to invent a cure for the hangover. Sadly, we all want what we can't have source: slate.com \| share:	(29)

Thu March 07, 2013

		North Korea rips up non-aggression pacts with South Korea, unfriends them on Facebook source: abc.net.au \| share:	(720)
		Facebook announces first major facelift since the much-derided Timeline. Get ready for the onslaught of "it was perfect the way it was" posts from the same people who do it every single time something changes source: nytimes.com \| share:	(55)

Wed March 06, 2013

Microsoft: Netscape, Linux servers, Google, iPod, Firefox, Facebook, iPhone, Android, and now Steambox are nothing to worry about

source: theverge.com | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

If a random hot chick sends you a Facebook friend request, she's either a scammer, a dude, a cop, or if you're really lucky, all three

source: nymag.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

Sat March 02, 2013

		Saturday Night MMA: Live from Japan, it's UFC on Fuel 8, with Wanderlei Silva vs Brian Stann and Stefan Struve vs Mark Hunt. Facebook streaming prelims start at 7:40 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Fuel TV source: ufc.com \| share:	(840)
		This guy takes trolling people on the Internet to a new level source: enpundit.com \| share:	(54)
		Police Chief suspended without pay after posting on Facebook what appears to be a drunken photo with a gun-toting woman. Either there's a pistol in her pocket or she's just happy to see him source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(75)

Fri March 01, 2013

		If you really want that top cookie seller Girl Scout patch ready for your upcoming beauty pageant, aw Honey, don't make this Boo Boo source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(45)
		Facebook buys ad firm from Microsoft. In a related story, Facebook announces new Timeline Vistas, Status 365™, and Facebook 8 source: rawstory.com \| share:	(6)

Mon February 25, 2013

Why I'm quitting Facebook by writing this publicity piece about Facebook

source: cnn.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Finally, a game on Facebook that's actually worth playing. Game of Thrones Ascent looks awesome

source: kotaku.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

New software will monitor your kids on Facebook and alert you if: (c) they're holding a gun in a picture

source: 610wiod.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		If Downton Abbey took place on Facebook source: happyplace.com \| share:	(17)
		Beautiful women seduce men into giving them nudes on Facebook, use the nudes for blackmail source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(52)

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