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444 headlines found matching 'Facebook'
Thu May 05, 2016
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Grass on the National Mall is being restored to its full, natural, luxuriant growth, according to National Park Service spokesman Mike Litterst
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Now we know why machines want to rise up and kill humanity
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
New TL;DR research indicates people will in fact read long thousand-plus-word articles on their smartphones - for about two minutes, and longer if it's true crime-y
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
There are more appropriate places to make hand signs supporting a political movement than in a photograph in your Army uniform
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
North Carolina tow truck driver sees disabled woman stranded on the side of the road and decides to stop and help her. But then he saw her Bernie Sanders sticker and God told him to leave her there
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Wed May 04, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated... naked
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Experience the best sleep you ever had - even on the highway
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
10 year old Finnish boy wins $10,000 reward for finding Instagram bug, while subby stares at the VCR whose clock has been blinking for the last 20 years
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager thinks up a genius plan to rob a marijuana dealer. Which might have worked if he hadn't accidentally shot himself in the groin almost immediately
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The day after Donald Trump becomes the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, Republicans are suddenly keen on confirming Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Apparently when your 'friendly' neighbor mows your lawn they get the right to own the land, at least for this Austrian homeowner
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Whatsapp? After a judge cuts off the communications method used by a tenth of a billion Brazilians, a million Brazilians sign up for Telegraph. That's about a brazillion Brazilians
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Do you have a GED in law and an account on Facebook? If so, Ammon Bundy's lawyer needs your help to crowd source his research
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr: Sure, I'll fight again. Have you got nine-figures?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Dude from Greenville, NC saves America from Amy Schumer
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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Sat April 30, 2016
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Please help Ultrafarker Wookiemonster's friend Meagan who was victim of an carjacking gone awry. They got the carjacker, so that's good
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Some Illinois cities are wrestling with how to best inform people that, "Hassert Blvd is Named After The Hassert Family NOT Dennis Hastert The former Speaker"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Hi I'm producing a documentary to heroize the man that murdered your husband in cold blood, would you like to be in it?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you spend so much time and money looking for a prom dress and then go to the event just to be asked to leave because it is 'too revealing'?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom does Crossfit until day before she delivers her baby. Resulting posts fill up two thirds of Facebook's server farms
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Animated GIFs track the career of famous actors and the iconic roles they've played in different movies
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, you got your Tinder in my Facebook. No, you got your Facebook in my Tinder. Ewwwwww
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Facebook users found to spend 50 minutes a day on the site. Rookies. *F5* ... *F5*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo writer attempts to take a dig at Mark Zuckerberg, instead gets eaten alive in the comments. Hulk Hogan probably shouldn't make plans for all $115 million just yet
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
University of Washington cheer squad advertises 28 appearance requirements, 1 physical attribute for tryout wannabes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention cynics and harbingers of death - Facebook isn't going anywhere
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man launches campaign to get Smash Mouth to perform at an abandoned hotel in Miami
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
People are just now realizing posting intimate details of life online may have negative consequences
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ken Ham continues to prove that his religious beliefs are, at best, indefensible
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The online contest to name a cute pair of baby eaglets is now over. Freedom and Liberty beat out other entries such as Stars and Stripes, Riker and Pickard, and Statler and Waldorf
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Skywatchers prepare for Mars' closest approach to Earth in a decade, deluge of "Mars will be as big as the Moon" Facebook posts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ohio Police MIGHT have a possible suspect in the execution-style slayings of 8 members of an Ohio family: The guy who made death threats against them on Facebook
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Men read horrible tweets directed at female sportswriters, on camera, to the women they were written about. Yikes
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(WJRR Orlando)
 
 
 
Bikini Beach Fight: Barbie vs The Tank
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
It's okay because the other side does it too
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Okay, last time: You can't walk your dog from a moving car
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(Paso Robles Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen discovers "e" stands for "explosive" when his e-cigarette blows up, knocking out teeth and putting a hole in his tongue. Never buy Acme brand e-cigs
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Facebook bug hunter stumbles on backdoor left by... another bug hunter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook is losing its intimacy. But if you get intimacy from Facebook you have bigger problems
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(Khaama Press (Afghanistan))
 
 
 
10 militants blow themselves up while trying to create a bomb at a Mosque
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go home, you're drunk (Not safe for work audio)
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Supermarket offers 'quiet hour' for autistic and disabled shoppers, people who just want to buy some groceries without talking to anyone
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Having a disagreement with your teacher neighbor? Just accuse him of being a pedophile on Facebook, that should do the trick
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
A cat found living in a couch that was sent to a thrift store has now been reunited with her human. She now prefers to snooze on top of the ottoman on Caturday
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man buys armchair and finds an old photo album in it, reunites lost photo album with the man in the pictures. In related news: Who keeps photo albums in their armchairs?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
There's no way this cleverly safe for work breast exam video isn't someone's very specific fetish
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TMZ is reporting that the "flu" Prince was hospitalized for last week, was the kind that requires Narcan to cure. So either they have some solid info or VERY good libel lawyers on retainer
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
♫ They're going down: Alphabet on Wall Street / Conf'rence call, earnings they didn't meet / But it sure beats being Yahoo (pause) / Who's obsolete (Yeah, yeah, yeah...) ♫
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the panes of glass in Germany apparently fall on cars
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
AOL wants to make the 'world's largest 360 degree and VR news network'. Bonus: by acquiring a company founded by guys called Mooser and Darg
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
The FBI spent over $1 million to break the San Bernardino iPhone but based on the usefulness of the data could have smashed it with a hammer and lost nothing of value
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Jack Mehoff quoted in Baltimore Sun supporting Donald Trump. No comment had been received by press time from Mike Hunt or I.P. Freely
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you happen to be in downtown Denver before Monday, you can take a selfie in the Iron Throne from "Game of Thrones" with pretty good impersonators of Daenerys Targaryen and Melisandre
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A slightly different look at the Democratic debate, courtesy of Bad Lip Reading
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
$1 subs at Jimmy John's today. That is all
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-naked firemen pose with adorable puppies for charity. Estrogen levels in Australia reported at near-record high levels
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook has launched a "group-calling" feature for its Messenger's app that allows users to phone up to 50 people simultaneously over the Internet. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
There's always womb for Jesus
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Now you can watch the Titanic sink in real time thanks to the miracles of computer animation. In other news, dead horse gets yet another whack
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
New survey finds that only 6% of Americans trust the media. Which is still pretty good considering the much smaller number who still trust the banks, businesses and politicians
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
GET *cough* OFF *code* MY LAWN
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Drunk admin deletes sports tab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's primary day in New York, which of course means that the polls are a collection of clusterfarks. "You can't vote nor cast any type of ballot. They (the keys to the building) are in a locked box and no one has the key,"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next iPhone may be made entirely from glass
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Before you call a retiring judge a "fuka c****" on Facebook, make sure he's retiring before you're scheduled to appear in his court for unpaid fines
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Police calm hipster frenzy at Berlin vegan restaurant
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't believe what you've seen in old 'Northern Exposure' episodes. You can get into trouble if you feed the moose in Alaska
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Sun April 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A disappointingly SFW history of underwear, still no explanation for magic underoos
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Vast majority" distrust the news media, claims untrustworthy media article
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here are the 1,000 'problematic' words you shouldn't use on social media if you're a pro athlete looking to sign with a team, because clubs have staff to check that stuff now
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If this doesn't sweep you away, I don't know what will
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
London Tube's 'Mind the gap' announcer Phil Sayer dies
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can a Lego phone case protect an iPhone 6S dropped from 100 feet? Some questions just need to be answered
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(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Watch Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner perform Adele's "Hello" as Jon Snow
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Soon your newborn will be tested for APGAR and gang affiliation
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cue Yakety Sax
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Christians "tip" waitress with Bible passage calling for her death. You know, just like Jesus would have
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What happens when the Donald Trump Facebook Superweapon targets you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now North Carolinians are opposed to breasts, too
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(Fan Duel)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers have a good young player named Rougned Odor. Thinking talent may run in the family, they have signed his brother. Guess the brother's name
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: If you propose an amendment to a law to make a point about your opponents, make sure you withdraw it before your allotted time runs out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Post a viral video of your son being paddled at school? Yup, that's a paddlin'
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
New Star Trek series to be yearly anthology. Season Two to boldly go to Jar-Jar's ancestral homeworld
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need evidence as to why you should keep your seat belt fastened while in a plane? Behold Exhibit A
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You DO know that if we have to tell you the secret rules of the internet, we'd probably have to kill you
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Wed April 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Facebook's ultimate goal? Get you to "share everything with everyone"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We call it 'the archive,' and we haven't released anything from that," Haggard explained. "When I get unable to record or sing anymore or get killed or something, well, they'll probably put it out." - Yep, looks like all of the above
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Why You Might Soon Text Robots as Often as Your Friends" is an easy to mis-read headline
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's Deutsche Bank cancels North Carolina plans over LGBT legislation. Man, and there I was looking forward to their live show
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
"...and then the police arrived and you chewed on them, too"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photographers taking pictures of fountain with children nearby are attacked by angry mothers. "Some stupid girl decided she'd 'smashed a paedophile ring' on Southend seafront and it's been shared about 13,000 times on Facebook"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So why would anyone want to buy Yahoo?
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Mon April 11, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
WOOF...I mean, uh...meow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Click on the left for the video of a redneck mom shooting her kids' iPhones and yelling something about Facebook; click on the right for the "parenting is simple" argument from people with no children
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Proud Marine parents display Marines stickers, logos, their son's photo on their vehicle. Of course, someone has a problem with that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not tell women to smile. Unless you just like pissing off women
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Photographer visits spooky rotting abandoned Alabama ghost town. Fark: Town was built 13 years ago for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's movie Big Fish
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Pablo Sandoval's belt
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
"According to writer Baynard Woods, small doses of LSD in the morning helped him beat his Facebook addiction"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook campaign underway to get female tourists to take off their clothes and post pictures of it
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
"I'm scared on top of this utility pole. I'm going to puma pants"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know that Facebook post that claims you can pay your income taxes in cash at the nearest 7-Eleven? Yeah, about that...wait, you mean it's true? Really?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What exactly is the public etiquette of wearing VR headsets in public? And, how do bystanders deal with these entitled boneheads?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian bee rustling is on the rise. Interpol on lookout for anyone carrying millions of tiny lassos
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't yet recognize "Polyamorous" as a relationship status, which means we're all being oppressed or something
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Water company chief says that filling the street back in after they dig it up for water main repairs is "not our core business"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cop t-bones school bus, injuring 3. Cop says the bus just suddenly cut in front of him, and nobody could possibly have stopped in time, even if he had been paying attention and following traffic laws
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who had a stroke running in a marathon says he's got half a mind to run in another one
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Hold me Foster's mate and watch me hand-feed this giant goanna lizard (not safe for work audio)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things not to post on Facebook after you kill your girlfriend in a car wreck: "Shiat happens"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half Paycheck
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Oh yes we did (remind you that you should never order within 5 minutes of Domino's closing)
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Rich douches of Instagram are making it easier to prosecute their rich parents for financial crimes
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Insects found to be capable of repairing their bones just like humans. Unknown if original bone breaks also began with gambling debts, the way it did in humans
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook's first blind engineer is revolutionizing social media as we know it, as far as he knows
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(The Local)
 
 
 
What do you get when a fat ass sits on a little ass? A dead ass, a court case and utter humiliation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who invented Great Firewall of China finds himself trapped behind it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourism chiefs outraged over pop song slur that suggests Ibiza is favourite party spot for drug takers. As if
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
WhatsApp gives surveillance state a giant middle finger, turns on end-to-end encryption for more than one billion users
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Can we all agree that Sarah Palin didn't deserve this and actually comes across as the better person in this exchange?
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
The new trailer for Spielberg's BFG is a BFD
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
At first I had these Irish Step dancers pegged as cool, but then "Timber" by Pitbull started... Too late, it's in your head "It's going down I'm yelling TIMBERRRRRR"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A member of "The Soldiers of Odin" had to be hospitalized with an eye injury after the group was involved in a "major brawl" in Gothenburg Sweden with parties unknown
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meet the man responsible for the social media portion of the Bernie Sanders campaign; Sanders can't do it because he doesn't even know how to turn a computer on
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buckle up, Dow is headed to 20,000 by the end of the year. Merry Christmas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Using Amazon Echo and Apple's Siri might seem convenient but you have to give them full access to your sordid life
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oculus Grift
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Another Simpsons episode comes true as "death by overwork" in Japan increases. "I've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If it weren't for that meddling glass door, home invasion squirrel would have been cheeks deep in Doritos and Funyuns
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
First set photos from Archie Andrews's new live-action TV show look more like Twin Peaks than Riverdale
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The average American spends two workdays a month on Facebook. Pfft. Amateurs *F5*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Firing a 30 megawatt laser into space would hide us from aliens, most likely by blinding them
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin welcomes Todd home from the hospital by flying to Wisconsin to stump for Trump
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Given that it was such a roaring success the first two attempts, Microsoft release open source tools so you can build your own trollbot
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Inexplicable water phenomenon. No Fark, you cannot explic it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
CNBC's tutorial on secure password creation sends user passwords in the clear to 30 advertisers. A great way to really drive the "never share your password online" message home
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
But, seriously. Shouldn't we all just assume at this point that *all* retention ponds have at least one body in them?
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Told you Trump wasn't a Republican, he thinks government's top three functions are security, health care and education
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Yearbooks of 1916 are the World War I-era equivalent of Facebook posts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jesus falls off cross during crucifixion reenactment in Guatemala. They should have used longer nails
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
China wants to turn the internet into an intranet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's the scientific reason you spend all day on this tab yelling at other people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift officially launched & first units shipped. Your mom's basement will never be the same again
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK emergency rooms were overwhelmed this weekend treating patients who ate too many Easter eggs
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Jesus slashed in the face in Spain - hasn't the dude been through enough?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Early Facebook investor: "When we talk about the IPO slowdowns, what we're really saying is that there really just aren't that many good companies being built ... most of the things we've funded are mostly crap and largely worthless"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Five-star Mississippi State recruit sorry after video shows him landing five punches on a woman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News anchors reveal the hate mail they get, which is pretty awful, though meteorologists hate is understandable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but in this day and age there are still some who refuse to engage in social media
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bet you wish you'd invested in a Bear Patrol now, isn't that right Fairfax County?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook apologizes for making your grandmother assume you were within the radius of the Pakistan terrorist bombing
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay, so you've finished your Easter egg hunt and stuffed yourself silly with chocolate. Here's a challenge to bring yourself out of your sugary haze
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Microsoft in talks to buy Yahoo and its assets -- again. Instead of $45 billion offer that was rejected in 2008, firm now hopes to toss them a bag of benjamins, take it or leave it
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Fri March 25, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good night, Earl
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Thu March 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bar owners were shocked and saddened to find out that the two black women kicked out for no reason were both ACLU attorneys
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Why JeffnKimmy's shared Facebook profile page keeps bugging you
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Watch WSB TV's Mark Arum give a fantastic Phife Dawg tribute. During his traffic report
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Good Friday, the day that ISIS traditionally crucifies a kidnapped priest
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer endorses known terrorist sympathizers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why aren't Belgian Muslims taking to the streets to condemn the Brussels attacks? Here's why
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just bug you when you find a parcel at your post office "behaving" in a mysterious way only to find out it's a package of 300 live cockroaches?
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Man juggles 3 Rubik's cubes, solves them all in 20 seconds
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(Junkee)
 
 
 
Writer of political comedy show: "In S4 of Veep we came up with the most meaningless election slogan we could think of. Now adopted by Australian PM"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Why you don't fark with a dump truck driver
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The candidates respond to Brussels attacks. Trump: "We should waterboard more." Clinton: "Torture doesn't work." Cruz: "Thanks, Obama." Kasich: "Thoughts and prayers. Hail Hydra"
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(The Anti-Media)
 
 
 
Wikileaks: Here's all of the Clinton emails in a searchable database. Facebook: Move along citizen, nothing to see here
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is faking his "mile a day" workout
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two brothers visit a couple in the hospital after accidentally receiving a birth announcement text... and they bring gifts
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Mon March 21, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Officer Karl, someone's tried to set this building on fire five times in the last four days. Do you think we should do a stake-out, or something?" "Naw, I'm sure they won't . . . do you smell smoke?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New relationship milestones include the first kiss, meeting the parents, sharing calendars, and updating the Facebook relationship status
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Trump will win the nomination, wait until mid-October, see he's down 30% in the polls, and announce that he's dropping out and endorsing Hillary Clinton. Thus, he'll have made history, pulling off this century's biggest political con
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Sun March 20, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Female cat burglar with a fetish for smelly men's underwear terrorizes Hamilton, New Zealand neighborhood
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Where else would one build a Chinese space station but in Patagonia?
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Ugly ass Snow Monkey is born at the Lincoln Park Zoo, blushes
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Some Photoshop retouchers take instruction somewhat literally
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man posts photo online showing two children duct taped at their hands and mouth with caption, "Kids for sale, 45% because they bad" and then claims it's just a joke. Unsurprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Twitter turns ten years old. And just like a ten year old child it communicates with fractured sentences, demands constant attention from everyone around, and is years away from ever actually making any money
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs and naptime
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Thu March 17, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You leak that
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pigeon pollution patrol possessing pollution prevention packs procure permission plus permit. Principal project person precautions pedestrians: potential pigeon pooping pollutants possible, pose potential predicament
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today's campus lockdown caused by a student's toy lightsaber brought to you by Farmingdale State College
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
♫ Yo watch out for these wandering men, they challenge you to rap battles here and again ♫
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Mon March 14, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fallout 4's first DLC has all the droids you're looking for
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen posts first half of that Not safe for work clip he couldn't show on Jimmy Kimmell in doomed attempt to drum up interest in his dumpster fire of a new movie
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
In an engagingly juvenile response to the FBI, Google, Facebook and Whatsapp decide to make encryption even stronger
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
My digital legacy? All I ask is delete my browser history. No one needs to know I frequent the Politics tab
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Welcome to Liberal World, where terrorizing a 70-year-old woman and spray-painting her house is justified because she dared put a Trump sign in her yard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In keeping with current policy, Turkish government bans Twitter and Facebook after suicide bombing. That "check-in" on Facebook really helps now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin gives Donald Trump some help concerning his racial controversies. It's as good as you might imagine
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Chi Chi
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Captain America robs beauty store. Though to be fair, that looks more like Bucky Cap than traditional Steve Rogers Cap or the current Sam Wilson Falcon Cap
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova: I was unaware I was taking a banned drug. John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cruz takes Wyoming, Rubio and Kasich split DC. Politics Tab eager to give election junkies one more hit of info to get you safely to Tuesday's big primaries
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Article about writing a decent headline in the internet era is detailed and informative. Farkers, in particular, should take note. (Subby included)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dire Straits makes everything better
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Fri March 11, 2016
(World News)
 
 
 
Woman leaves keys in unlocked car with predictable results: Bye, Felicia
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The show that never ends just ended
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ballmer: still no cure for cancer, and I love it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good looking yet confused about your Tinder dry-spell? Perhaps your ex has hacked your account and been creative with your bio
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Plastic. New hotness: Bacteria
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at 'shoulder-mounted bazooka that ignites and blasts fireworks into the sky'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh. it worked better with Kim Cattrall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris will not be campaigning for Cruz this weekend. This MEANS something
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
"llma Gore, the LA artist behind that viral Donald Trump 'baby dick' pic, has been banned from Facebook for violating its nudity policy"
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Cruz tries Trump voter outreach by calling Trump voters disengaged and "low information". Forgets that all they need to know is that Trump is not Cruz
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Wed March 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
In recent flood of "penis ring mishap" news German man sets new record with 13 metal rings. He must be hung like a scrapyard
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A college education is the ticket out of poverty. Especially if you were never impoverished
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook has patented an algorithm designed to detect new slang, probably before you've ever heard of it
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you find yourself drunk, naked from the waist down, and crashing into a Waffle House, you'd better be in Florida. The rest of the country frowns upon that sort of thing
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Google hires 4Chan founder Chris Poole, which can only mean Google+ is about to become a lot more interesting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You really do have a better chance of dying in a car crash than in a terrorist attack
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"Elementary teacher creates 'Gentleman's Club' for kids." Great idea; marketing might need a little work
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, although a man with a plane comes close
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia about to end marriages for twelve year olds. Don't worry, she's still your sister
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Clowns converge on Orlando for convention, in news that strangely has nothing to do with the GOP primary
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Human brains evolved to need Twitter, Facebook, Fark. Or maybe it was unintelligent design
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Sun March 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hi. Is your name Jason? Do you remember hooking up with a drunk chick named Diana in a port-o-potty at the New York K-Rock concert in '96? If so, I would like to meet you, Dad"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Phoenix church engages in UFIA. As part of the worship. Checkmate, Father Murphy
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
This Florida Dad has guaranteed he is getting cheap socks for Fathers day for the rest of his life
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Man stretching his back on balcony railing falls 11 stories, lands in shallow pool. TA-DAH
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And today's "street beggar who finishes his shift and then climbs into his $70,000 Audi" story comes to you from the UK
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin sees a study on how easy it is for young children to find hidden guns and concludes the message is that guns shouldn't be hidden from kids
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Game..... Blouses
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Thu March 03, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bethesda, MD man throws party that ends with 110 police citations
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A child falls from a window every three weeks in Austria. Seriously, someone needs to close that damn window
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sorry, but you may no longer use ducks as a weapon in Spain
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The judge just did you a huge favor, believing you were remorseful and sparing you three years in jail. It's not a good idea to go on Facebook and tell her to suck it
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facebook's Latin America VP arrested in Brazil after company subsidiary defies secret court's order to release users' private data to law enforcement. WhatsApp with that?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, we all goof around at work on the company equipment. But then, we don't work with car crash testing equipment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Bad Lip Reading, the Ted Cruz edition
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KFC Manager fires employee because she is transgender, KFC Corporate responds by firing the manager because he's a bigot
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
"We surveyed 100 people about being unemployed. Top five answers are on the board"
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(LawFuel)
 
 
 
Today is [Facebook friend's] birthday. Reply to post a wish on her Timeline or reply with 1 to post 'Happy Birthday' or file a class action lawsuit for sending users unsolicited automated text messages
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
No need to check into Facebook when you get to the bar, your Lyft driver will helpfully post your location to his feed for you
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Vajayjay dress" raises a flap
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders racks up today's first win, taking New Zealand 21 to 6
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Go deep inside a sex doll... factory (not safe for work)
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Mon February 29, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
China found to be stealing military technology from Norway, as they've apparently stopped stealing it from the US after getting a good look at the plans for the F-35
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Reactions Facebook needs to add
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"We posted on Facebook [for assistance], About 15 four-wheel drives showed up. We all pulled it out, had a beer and had a laugh. There was tourists and stuff pulling over on the bridge and taking photos. It turned out to be quite an event"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The best thing we could have hoped for was, like, a small victory, which would have been a 30-point loss. A victory would have been a 20-point loss. Obviously it didn't seem to work that well"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man attempts to foil purse snatcher, discovers life isn't the movies
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Giant of the Clinton Cabinet endorses Sanders
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Fri February 26, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
After years of work DC streetcar line to open Saturday morning and break down Saturday afternoon
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(The Local)
 
 
 
In Austria, you can apparently be fined for anything. Including paying your fines
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hmm. There's a guy over at the next table. Hmm. He's black. Hmm. Now he's speaking to a woman. Oh. He must be a pimp. Gotta call 911
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Bowie's son goes gaga over tribute to Bowie by Lorde
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news for our friends down under. You can now get legal medical marijuana
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first Bernie Sanders action figure has more realistic hair than Donald Trump
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
360 video and VR are going to take over your life this year
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, how would you answer Facebook's favorite question to ask job candidates: "On your very best day at work, the day you come home and think you have the best job in the world, what did you do that day?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zynga is no longer a pure play on overvalued Facebook games, it's a pure play on overvalued San Francisco real estate
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Tue February 23, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you lost your plastic cup full of heroin, the Chicopee police say you can come by and pick it up anytime
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man fined for burping in proximity of a police officer
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman posts a pic of her rolled-up rim on Facebook - gets ripped off of her 100 toonie prize. Only Canadians will understand that sentence
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
This paralyzed bunny moves faster than you on his sweet custom skateboard wheelchair
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mayor wears same suit for 15 months and nobody noticed. I mean really, how often do you look at a man's suit?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian correspondent was granted a tour of Gitmo prison. A peek inside the library shows about 35K items available, from Harry Potter novels to men's health & fitness magazines, to a scratched-out copy of Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bill Gates sides with FBI, notes Windows has always been open to anyone
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What's that noise? KILL THE WATER THING. Hey, I'm all wet and DIE, WATER this doesn't stop moving even when I bite DIE, MONSTER FROM THE HOSE it and why is everyone giggling when KILL IT KILL IT
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Mulder's missing, Joel McHale is back, and Scully remembers she's had alien DNA in her since 1994. It's time to ratchet up the crazy to 11 one more time as The X-Files 10th season comes to a close with "My Struggle II", 8 PM ET on Fox
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple arrested over graveyard voodoo love ritual that included corpse desecration and magic spells. To be fair, you can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wonders whether Marco Rubio is, you know, eligible to run for president. He's just asking questions
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Sun February 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Ambrose finally get to main event Wrestlemania? (YAY) Will we have to endure Bork/HHH at Wrestlemania? (MEH) Will Vince continue to to shove Reigns down our throats? (BOO) Find out tonight at WWE Fastlane 8pm, Pre-show 7pm (PPV/999)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart will host the 2016 MTV Movie Awards, fueling speculation they may star in a remake of Twins written, produced, and directed by Tyler Perry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That shooter in Kalamazoo last night? Yeah, he was driving for Uber and picked up fares in the midst of his spree. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but my bank propositioned me on Twitter
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Old school: bullies stealing kid's lunch money. New school: school board members stealing lunch money
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Silly scientists. Mice aren't cavemen
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Facebook is an unstoppable scourge on workplace productivity and not even the Russian government can stand in its way
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Facebook is updating its instant pestering service
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
This year's list of the 20 most ticketed cars shows a continued, strong "douche-to-ticket" correlation
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple's stand against the FBI has already won its first battle: Google forced to acknowledge Apple is correct about something
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Thu February 18, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent says his Facebook post claiming Jews are behind gun control and calling Michael Bloomberg "the mayor of Jew York" was in no way meant to be anti-Semitic, and that you're the real anti-Semite for even bringing it up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
First there were handicap parking spots and I was happy, then there were expectant mom parking spots and I was meh. Now the are mother and child parking spots and I was outraged
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"I shouldn't have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day" says San Francisco millionaire who wants people to go and be poor somewhere else
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police offer advice to people who claim they're the victims of revenge porn: "'Grow up and stop taking naked photos to avoid becoming a victim"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
You will soon be able to take "Crack and Hookers 101" in high school in DC
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Microsoft will sell at least one customer a telemetry-free version of Windows 10
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Wed February 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remind me again, what's the toll for taking a backhoe for a joyride on a Florida bridge?
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"The Bachelor" is running out of ideas, is now doing product placement with McDonald's where The Bachelor romances bachelorettes over an Egg McMuffin feast
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline time: Starving witch boy in Nigeria named Hope receives donations of over 1 million Danish kroner
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(Vice)
 
 
 
No one's emails are safe, says CIA director who got hacked
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Filipinos google 'how to do necrophilia', unknown creepy Spanish B movie gets six million hits
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says the president's nominee deserves an up or down vote and that the nominee's ideology shouldn't be a factor at all, only their qualifications
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Mon February 15, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Buddy Kanye spare a dime? Or maybe a ten billion of them?
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry rage-quits Twitter again
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
This is why you don't friend your insurance company
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To boldly go where no drone has gone before
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Sat February 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With business slipping, Whole Foods plans to attract millennials by opening new stores with tattoo parlors and record shops
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionel makes model trains cool again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A drug dealer who took to Facebook to mock the judge who spared him jail has been ordered to return to court so his sentence can be reviewed"
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Fri February 12, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Texas-style chili may be beef and spices and not much else, and Cincinnati chili may have spaghetti noodles, but Austrian chili apparently includes hash and magic mushrooms
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Good news, Farkers French court rules that everyone in the world can post dick pics to Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, MySpace has a CEO? What does he do all day?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Imagine a federal government that protected the privacy rights of every American. To find out more, download the Cruz '16 app and give it your contact list and facebook data, which we totally won't use for fundraising or sell to our donors"
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed three times in fight over sunglasses. I guess you could say things got a little ***puts on Exhibit A*** shady ... YEAAAHHH
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Thu February 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Time accidentally adds MySpace to its top eight
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
While meth, heroin, flakka, crack, etc, are keeping police busy around the world, in Finland, you can get busted for cheap pizza
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
#twitterisnotdying
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders fuels capitalism, despite being a red man. "Actually, they got factories with little dolls named after me"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police urge Millennials to make something called a "phone call" to 911 if they see an accident, instead of just posting photos to Facebook
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(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
Ready Player One hits the warp zone past Episode VIII
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lego Finicum
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
When battling an internet troll, the best advice is to ignore them, make them laugh, or reveal their identity
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Tue February 09, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French ski resorts are 'lying about how long their pistes are.' Well, don't we all?
source: thelocal.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"It's not the first time that the hospital has called us to cut off rings, but usually they are from the finger," says hero firefighter
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
The Free State Project has finally reached 20,000 signatories, and now they're obliged to actually move to New Hampshire. Somebody get the popcorn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS performs an exorcism and gets rid of Angel from Hell
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cat, obviously not happy, sucks it up and wears protective cone with tremendous courage (picture of courage)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bunny the size of a DeVille will hug you and squeeze you and name you George. D'awww
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Facebook loses net neutrality fight in India
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem realizes she said something really stupid and apologizes if you were offended and that's the media just twisting her words
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how tough you and your friends think you are, once you get dubbed "The Miley Cyrus Boys," all your street cred goes out the window
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
58-year-old man dies during "Krispy Kreme Challenge". Can there be a cruller fate?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know it's not your day when your retirement luncheon unexpectedly becomes your memorial luncheon
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Bacon is a lot closer than you think
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's how to play chess in Facebook Messenger, although the only way to win is not to play
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug dealer taunts police on Facebook with boast of "You will never find me." The predictable happens
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just finished Part 1, now here's Part 2 of Bad Lip Reading covering the NFL. "Sorry about havin' the wine hands"
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to identify the criminal mastermind who sat down inside a photo booth and broke into the cash drawer
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Your earnings are the weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bigamist caught after he failed to make a new Facebook account and posted photos from his latest wedding
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Wed February 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hype for the 2017 Acura NSX just got real as the first model sells for $1.2 million
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman ships her car from Alaska to Seattle. News: Finds her condoms are missing from the car. Fark: Also finds this note: "I took your condoms... used them with a lady co-worker (smiley face). Would love to tell you about it"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: Someone questions capitalism. Fark: Goldman Sachs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget about the Super Bowl, the 2016 version of "A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL" is out this week. Long live Wu-Tang
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Burger King employee uses his car to ventilate the restaurant after gas leak prank. Now with video goodness
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Crime has gotten so bad in Washington D.C. that the D.C. City Council unanimously approved a bill to pay residents not to commit crimes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
If you're going to report on the weather, watch out for those evil flying fish that are ready to slap you in the face
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Putin considers taxing Google to collect percentage of their ad revenue earned via Russian browsing. Good luck, comrade
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What has nine arms and just postponed its winter tour due to illness?
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Suffolk Gazette)
 
 
 
"If a man also lie with a tractor, as he lieth with a woman, he has committed an abomination: he shall surely be put on the sex offender register; the axle grease shall be upon him" Massey-Ferguson 20:13
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy's public sector corruption reaches all-time high, as apparently even protection money has to pay protection money now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother of 13-year old girl murdered by a VA. Tech student says her daughter met her killer online on "some off-the-wall site I never heard of." Further investigation reveals that said website apparently goes by the bizarre name of "Facebook"
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
In heart of Opioid Nation, Weymouth officials investigate city firefighter who blew stack on Facebook, posted that all Narcan addicts and overdosers should just die
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Teamrock Classic)
 
 
 
Original Jefferson Airplane vocalist Signe Toly Anderson dead at 74. Jefferson Airplane death trifecta in play
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
College students spend 1/5 of class time texting and checking Facebook. Why those lazy, good for nothing... As soon as Subby is done posting this to Fark, he's going to call his kid and... shhhhh... boss coming, look busy everyone
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Sat January 30, 2016