Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Traffic on Facebook has surpassed the amount of traffic on Google. Am I going to die?  (ft.com)	(50)
(Some Guy)		YourData from MySpace is ForSale  (readwriteweb.com)	(21)
		Steve just joined "Making new friends on Facebook who I hope aren't narcs"  (abcnews.go.com)	(109)
		Facebook is looking for their next "killer game". Something iconic, something like a farming mermaid aquarium Sim type of thing  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(47)

First there were BBS's. They were supplanted by Internet message forums and newsgroups. Which where then done in by blogs. Which are now going the wayside as Twitter, Facebook take over. So, what's next?  (abcnews.go.com)

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Facebook threatens to sue The Daily Mail for daring to insinuate that innocent teenage girls might be propositioned by anonymous perverts on the Internet  (independent.co.uk)

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In the battle between Glenn Beck, and a small poodle, that small poodle was on the verge of winning, and that's when Facebook pulled the plug  (redtape.msnbc.com)

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(Some Guy)

Boston St Patrick's Day Pub Crawl 2010. March 13th. 1pm. DIT. LGT Facebook event. Please leave your mooninites at home  (thefieldpub.com)

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Glenn Beck vs. the poodle  (npr.org)

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(Topless Robot)

Fail: Nick Simmons gets caught tracing popular manga in his own comic. Epic Fail: Threatens to sue everyone on Facebook for slander if they don't shut up  (toplessrobot.com)

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		British teacher kills herself after ex-boyfriend posts naked photos of her on Facebook. With "would have" pic  (news.sky.com)	(328)
(Re:)		Statistician chronicles the spiralling descent into madness that is a "Reply-All" e-mail chain, culminating in inappropriate NAMBLA reference  (flowingdata.com)	(47)
		Divorce lawyers revel in spouses' Facebook posts. It's "like gasoline on the fire"  (www2.tbo.com)	(212)
		When Facebook embraces the Dark Side  (smh.com.au)	(47)

Pay me the ransom or your Facebook account gets it  (nypost.com)

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Nothing says "It's over" like a relationship status change on Facebook  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Oregon WR kicked off team for profanity-filled Facebook rant after mistakenly thinking that a teammate had been kicked off the team for DUI, then follows it up with a racist comment  (usatoday.com)	(52)
		Women fight on Facebook, then decide to sort it out face-to-face. Thing is, one of them forgot to bring her knife  (news.com.au)	(57)

Using Facebook or Twitter could raise your insurance premiums by 10 percent because they can alert criminals when users are not home  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Toad in Suriname gives birth out of its back. Now with cuddly vide-ooooooooohhh my God  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Teenager convicted for Facebook insult. You're gonna get poked  (ajc.com)

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		Saban has more Facebook friends than God. In other news, The Almighty has a facebook page  (blog.al.com)	(44)
		"Family Guy" made fun of Sarah Palin's mentally disabled son tonight, and Facebook prepares for the Kanye West-level rant that she is about to unleash  (tv.gawker.com)	(258)
		Soda: the tobacco for the 21st century. First multi-million dollar lawsuit for someone who drank 10 one gallon AM/PM sodas in a day for ten years to happen within the next half decade  (huffingtonpost.com)	(141)

Facebook vs Google Buzz: It has begun  (abcnews.go.com)

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		Woman finds love on Facebook after finding her playmate from first grade. He thinks she's great, but is still really concerned that she is still a carrier for cooties  (abcnews.go.com)	(103)
		Five of your friends have joined the "killing your hooker so you don't have to pay her" group  (news.com.au)	(68)

(Some Douchebags)		Rage Against the Machine will play a free concert for fans who created a Facebook campaign to ruin everyone's Christmas. Hopefully, it rains that day  (nme.com)	(57)
(Some Guy)		Some Facebook users are so dense light bends around them  (readwriteweb.com)	(237)
		Mainstream media hype about Twitter's popularity has been greatly exaggerated. Sample stat: 40% of 75 million Twitter "users" have never sent a single tweet  (cbc.ca)	(42)
		Study finds that the wealthy have almost no unemployment, while the poor have almost 30% unemployment  (huffingtonpost.com)	(221)

Apparently, Google is trying to turn Gmail into a Facebook competitor. I'm sure someone, somewhere thinks this is a good thing, but I can't imagine why  (pcworld.com)

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Ain't no party like a Facebook party 'cause a Facebook party don't stop until your $1.5 million home is destroyed  (metro.co.uk)

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		Facebook makes major PHP push with HipHop ... and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat  (internetnews.com)	(81)
		Science says you can only handle 150 friends, despite Facebook  (thestar.com)	(82)

(Some Guy)

Facebook planning to offer full webmail under "Project Titan". Guffaw. No, no, I'm sure "Project Trojan Ribbed" will be huge. Project "King Condom" should be stiff competition to Gmail. Zip it  (techcrunch.com)

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Nick Jonas says Bob Dylan can't sing, which is perfect because Nick Jonas can't write (with video)  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Gangs are using Facebook and Twitter more often. Tomorrow, see Part 2 of this series, titled "Gangs getting busted for admitting crimes on Facebook, Twitter more often"  (suntimes.com)

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(azfamily.com)

Sheriff Joe Arpaio is unamused that somebody posted a map to his home and a satellite picture of the property on an anti-Arpaio Facebook page. "I don't think they're selling tours to my house."  (azfamily.com)

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Daughter and dad are reunited after 50 years thanks to Facebook  (mirror.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Most jobs you get in trouble for spending your time on Facebook, but apparently Congressional Republicans are avid Farmville players  (politifact.com)

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(Some Realist)

Teacher suspended 30 days because of Facebook photo that shows her at a bridal shower that had a male stripper. Fark: Someone else posted the photo. Moral: Teachers aren't allowed to have lives outside of school  (post-gazette.com)

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		I'm sorry, we've denied your application for a car loan because of that Facebook picture of you doing jello shots during Beach Week  (wtopnews.com)	(205)
		After being grounded for five weeks, teen girl turns to Facebook to overturn her unjust sentence. Grounded, with internet access? Kids today have it so hard  (news.cnet.com)	(131)

If you're thinking of making a donation to help the Haitians in their time of need, make sure it's not really going to the Swedish Necrophilia Association  (thelocal.se)

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The first rule of fight club is, don't set up a facebook group about fight club  (winnipegsun.com)

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		Old and busted: Getting tattoos and piercings to rebel against your parent. New hotness: Sticking it to the old man with a Facebook movement  (nytimes.com)	(72)
(Some Snooper)		You want access to a random strangers personal Facebook account? There's an app for that  (wsbtv.com)	(28)

		3 out of 4 people doing Federal Government work are actually private contractors, who are on facebook, twitter, and Fark for 6 out of the 8 hours of their workday  (huffingtonpost.com)	(123)
		Blocking the site wasn't enough; Facebook now demands that "Web 2.0 Suicide Machine" cease and desist all Facebook-related activities. Machine's reply: Not on your life  (networkworld.com)	(45)

		Chuck Norris can get into any facebook account he wants to  (gizmodo.com)	(46)
		Ex-Guantanamo prison guard tracks down former inmates on Facebook and arranges reunion to talk about old times  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(71)

Mark Zuckerberg says no one should be upset when he sells off their personal information to the highest bidder  (guardian.co.uk)

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Mom's rule to 14-year old daughter: "As long as you are under my roof, and I am paying for the Internet provider that supplies this 'free' service, if you want to be on Facebook you will friend me."  (daytondailynews.com)

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(Some Guy)

Outraged cyclists ask Facebook to remove group promoting violence against bicyclists. In accordance to their Terms of Use, Facebook complies. Just kidding. Facebook: "Hit the road, hipsters"  (sf.streetsblog.org)

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Web 2.0 Suicide Machine allows users to "sign out forever" from the social-networking services Twitter, LinkedIn, MySpace, and Facebook. Facebook's response, "Oh, HELL no"  (news.cnet.com)

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You might be a fugitive if you spent your Christmas taunting police by posting topless pictures of yourself on Facebook adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey  (dailymail.co.uk)

(58)

		Craig Lynch is looking for an unmarked car, a hack-saw, and trash bags for mafia wars. [Comment] [Like] [Help Craig Now]  (cnn.com)	(59)
(Some Guy)		Boy grounded by parents, gets revenge on sister via Facebook  (degenerasian.blogspot.com)	(948)

Facebook now being blamed for breakdown of thousands of marriages each year: "The site was named in at least 20 per cent of divorce petitions in America this year"  (thesun.co.uk)

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50-year-old bar/punk-rock venue announces on Facebook its impending foreclosure over $20K in back taxes, receives more than enough in donations in less than 12 hours  (nj.com)

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Florida Court rules that Judges must unfriend lawyers on Facebook, still allowed to poke defendants  (nytimes.com)

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(Some McK)		That survey you filled out on Facebook/Myspace games that gave you free in-game currency was used to send an e-mail to congress asking them to oppose health care reform  (businessinsider.com)	(73)
		Ric Romero: Tattoos could destroy your chance at getting a job. 1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone  (cbs2chicago.com)	(259)

		"I realize nothing I do or say will stop the annual ritual [of tech predictions]. So since I can't beat 'em, I may as well join them...Facebook...becomes a UN-recognized nation."  (betanews.com)	(16)
		Google to update search results in real-time for things like Twitter and Facebook. With unrelated screenshot  (calgaryherald.com)	(7)
		Unfortunately worded headline of the day: "Facebook forms board to lick molesters"  (theregister.co.uk)	(14)

(Ric Romero)

Ric Romero has a fan page on Facebook, it's woefully unpopulated. Please help and become a fan, this man is a legend -Drew  (facebook.com)

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		This is my Facebook page. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without my Facebook I am useless. Without me, Facebook is useless. I must poke others before they poke me  (nationalpost.com)	(43)
		Criticize the Iranian government on the streets of Tehran, get clubbed. Criticize them on Facebook from the US, get your relatives back home jailed. That's the Iran way  (online.wsj.com)	(183)

		Man gets married, updates his Twitter, Facebook, then kisses his new bride, new social interactions at work  (news.cnet.com)	(34)
		Home video of grandma insisting that her grandson is a sex offender for being on Facebook. Not safe for work language  (liveleak.com)	(67)

(Some Guy)

Police are using Facebook to conduct under-aged drinking sting operations  (mddailyrecord.com)

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Car makers can't afford to go to auto shows any more, so look for new cars on Facebook instead  (boston.com)

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		Star Wars Facebook status updates. Something something Dark Side something something  (collegehumor.com)	(97)
		Yo dawg, we herd you liked Fark, so we put some Twitter in your Fark so you can Facebook while you Gtalk. New profile preferences available  (fark.com)	(168)

If you are receiving monthly insurance checks because you have claimed you are too depressed to work, it would be wise not to post pictures of yourself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook  (google.com)

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