Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Jennifer Aniston: My terrifying near-death experience  (ok.co.uk)	(88)

		Oscar producers scrambling to defend their exclusion of Farrah Fawcett from the remembrance montage, saying it was "impossible" to pay tribute to the late star  (contactmusic.com)	(162)
		Oh look, a terrifying employment graph  (consumerist.com)	(173)

(Some Guy)

Karl Rove contends President Bush didn't knowingly mislead the nation into the Iraq war  (motherjones.com)

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LOST star Michael Emerson's greatest acting challenge: pacifying inmate "Higgins" during a particularly weird 1992 prison-counselor training video  (examiner.com)

(24)

Not News: Kurt Busch wins pole at Las Vegas. News: With a record breaking qualifying time. Fark: Ahead of 17 other drivers who also broke the same record  (nascar.com)

(27)

Today's terrifying number from the Department of Oh Crap We're Screwed is: 702  (abcnews.go.com)

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(cfnews13.com)

Woman drives drunk on her way to visit an inmate. Jailarity ensues (w/ a horrifying mugshot that looks like the spawn of Harry Knowles and Mister Freeze)  (cfnews13.com)

(60)

Evidence suggests the Challenger crew's final moments were more terrifying than initially thought  (msnbc.msn.com)

(522)

Sports Illustrated cover draws criticism for objectiying female skiier, totally defying the laws of gravity with her hair  (sports.yahoo.com)

(73)

A strange and most satisfying mashup of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Nelly  (youtube.com)

(27)

		Oh, I *wasn't* supposed to give those kids spinal taps and make up a connection between vaccines and autism? Was that wrong?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(379)
(A True Southern Gentleman)		Quick, someone post that "Oh Snap" flow chart, because Mr. JH Todd of 1212 Webster St. just got TOLD  (lettersofnote.com)	(135)

(Denton Record Chronicle)		Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see? I see more Texas Education Board idiocy  (dentonrc.com)	(168)
		"Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett urinates on electric guitars, pops pills, snorts coke, and loves other ladies" in her new movie about The Runaways. Well color Subby sold  (cinematical.com)	(68)

(Big Government)

Colorado places a tax on one of its taxes. One guess which party controls the government there  (biggovernment.com)

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(AMC)

Pros and cons of 3D in movies: "(Michael) Bay can get away with (fast cuts) in 2D, but if he does it in 3D I pity the poor theater workers who have to mop up all the exploded heads after the show"  (blogs.amctv.com)

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(Some Guy)

They used to be filled with banana creme until WW2 when bananas were scarce and other things you didn't know about Twinkies (w/ Twinkie wrapped in bacon Stonehenge pic)  (todayifoundout.com)

(129)

You can add "It's a Wonderful Life" to the growing list of films that conservatives have deemed Godless America-hating communist propaganda  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

(160)

John Mayer finds his Twitter account as satisfying as a romantic relationship. SWEET NOTHINGS COMING OUT  (contactmusic.com)

(9)

In electrifying discovery, Japanese scientists greatly increase shiitake mushroom production by zapping crops with high-voltage artificial lightning  (search.japantimes.co.jp)

(46)

Why Charlie Sheen will get a free pass while Tiger gets crucified  (tvweek.com)

(94)

(parentdish)		Parent upset over Ricky Gervais' "terrifying" performance on Sesame Street  (parentdish.com)	(81)
		A bipartisan group of US Senators work throughout the night to come to a compromise on important legislation. Is it: A) Health care reform, B) Airline security and safety, or C) Awarding themselves farm subsidy money?  (dailykos.com)	(56)

In observance of the 60th birthdays of Barry and the late Maurice Gibb, it's Al Green in full testifyin' mode on "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"  (youtube.com)

(22)

(Some Guy)

"Hello, this is the Sheriff's office. Your husband is about to come home drunk with a gun and catch you with the pool boy. Just, you know, FYI."  (kxly.com)

(59)

Appeals court smacks down police officer for testifying that his specially trained ears are accurate enough to pick a speeding car out of the flow of traffic  (thenewspaper.com)

(157)

Mad scientists at DARPA , flush from their successful Red Balloon experiment, now attempt zombifying pigs  (abcnews.go.com)

(46)

(Some Guy)		Working in Illinois for minimum wage? Andy McKenna (R-ich daddy) thinks you're overpaid, but wants your vote for Governor  (chicagoist.com)	(158)
		Seven horrifying cosmetic surgeries. Bonus: Sharp knee surgery included  (cracked.com)	(104)

(Us Magazine)

Hulk Hogan gets engaged to a big blonde who looks like his daughter, Brooke. That's creepy, brother  (usmagazine.com)

(99)

Most terrifying clutch explosion you'll see all day  (liveleak.com)

(26)

		Scientist: [Why global warming is real and hack makes no diff.] Commenters: [ZOMG NWO CRU WHARGARBL] Scientist: [Shut the fark up and let scientists do their science.]  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(173)
		Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman are starring in, what very well could be, the hipsteriest movie ever, and shocker, it's going to Sundance. Your move Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(63)

Florida authorities asking for the public's help in identifying who drilled holes into some trees, poured herbicide into them and filled the holes with caulk. Heh. Caulk  (clickorlando.com)

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How the Loch Ness monster has been rebranded from a terrifying glimpse of what creatures might live in hell into a benign, family-friendly amusement, just like Times Square  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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"Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction." Scientists say it's like having your crotch stepped on by a women in stiletto heels, but not at all painful. With SFW but terrifying photo goodness  (gizmodo.com)

(31)

There are two stories here - the world's worst hippy mother and the fact that in India you can be charged with "assault with intent to outrage a woman's modesty and administering a stupefying drug with intent to harm"  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Democrats in DC are torn between reducing the deficit and satisfying their natural desire to skip happily across the country, distributing checks and grants and other goodies like the Cash Fairy  (thehill.com)

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