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38 headlines found matching 'FEMA'
Mon July 10, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
19-year-old California female wins two lotteries in one week, plans to start voting straight (R) from now on
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Fri July 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
USF improv instructor, wife lured with male, female students to drug-fueled parties, ad-liberties with them in threesomes, same-sex affairs
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Thu July 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sadly not news anymore: Female Uber driver accuses her passenger of trying to sexually assault her. News: He's an Oklahoma State Senator. Fark: when cops asked if he'd been drinking his answer was: "No more than anyone else"
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why do we brand male teachers "pedophiles" but wink, smirk, and call females "Hot For Teacher" for the same actions?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Female LDS church employees may now wear pants and parents now get one week of parental leave. I dunno, might lead to dancing
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Wed June 28, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Catcher is knocked over by warm-up pitch from pitcher. News: Catcher plays for the Royals. Fark: Pitcher is a female softball champion, throwing underhand
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
John McEnroe taking heat for suggesting that Serena Williams is the best female tennis player of all-time, but would be ranked about 700 in the world if she were on the men's circuit
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Wed June 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Female contralto and male countertenor sing a duet, totally confuse your brain
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
France's members of parliament include a female professional athlete, a self-taught cyber guru, and "the Lady Gaga of Math." Whereas here in America, we've got people who talk to an invisible sky wizard and believe Earth is only 6,000 years old
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male company worker in my 30s who likes a female pop idol group. My coworkers labeled me an otaku geek, which shocked me. I'm sad because I just like the group and its songs, which have encouraged me in tough times. Help
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks apologizes to Steven Spielberg after criticizing him for not hiring female leads and learning he directed The Color Purple
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Fri June 09, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The number of women MPs hits all time high of 207, including the UK's first female Sikh MP Preet Gill
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Wed June 07, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Police looking for sexy female robber who's been drugging and robbing men she meets in L.A. nightclubs
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tekken 7 goes global, with more fighting styles better graphics and new female characters who WILL kick your butt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two female tennis stars end their feud by kissing after their match ... and they like it
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Fri June 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Trumpy, now that hurricane season has started, please get someone to oversee FEMA and NOAA. Because enormous oceanic cyclones aren't going to listen to Jared Kushner
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Research continues into why males have such nasty genitalia and how females cope with it. Difficulty: Beetles
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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Thu May 18, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Randy Handel accused of randily handling female coworkers
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Sat May 06, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"the scientific method is illegitimate, a tool of the sundry atavistic forces conspiring to keep down the female, the black, the brown, the poor, the gay, the disabled, the gender-fluid - everybody except Mitt Romney." . . . and then it gets weird
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
She's accused of extramarital affairs, unprotected sex with several partners, hiring female prostitutes for threesomes and her own selfish pursuits, and smoking the weed confiscated from a kid by her bailiff. And they shall call her Your Honor
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Defence Minister on visit to India says he was responsible for the winged Afghani human female with living venomous snakes in her hair then changes his story
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Unlike hippies, who play dead to relive their youth, female dragonflies play dead to avoid male attention
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal authorities run nuclear response drills at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Which means next week you can look online for autographed game-worn army helmets
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Mall employees panic when topless female runs amok in shopping center splash pad. A 3-year-old topless female
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Japanese female MMA fighter set to fight a girl half her age. She is 24. Her opponent is 12
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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Sat April 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's wang is burning, and penicillin won't stop this one
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Thai demographics lead to female-heavy banking industry
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Dorkly)
 
 
 
You'd think the Gamergate idiots would switch to softer panties since they keep getting them in a bunch every time a game with a female protagonist is released
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some experimenter)
 
 
 
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Body of Sheila Abdus-Salaam, first U.S. female Muslim judge, found in Hudson River. Tag is for the judge for overcoming so much
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Adele is now the best selling female recording artist OF ALL TIME
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Turns out the Virgin Mary has a lot in common with the female American cockroach
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Sun March 26, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Female filmmakers are killing it in the horror movie genre
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