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Wed June 29, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private school in Yorkshire fires teacher for posing in lingerie to raise money for injured soldiers, being British hot
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I know, I know. I asked myself the same question: WHY did it take SO LONG for SOMEONE to combine livestock auctioneers and hip-hop beats?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer run. To Vietnam. During the war. Greatest bar story of all time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians' winning streak has now reached 11 straight games. Once again, fans hope that the best players do not defect to Miami
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Very cool homemade MLB standings boards are the newest trend in baseball DIY projects
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Ray Bourque's blood-alcohol level was 0.249 when was arrested. Or as people from Boston say, "a wahm up"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kris Bryant's historic 5-for-5 night sent baseballs 1,756 feet, taller than Chicago's Willis Tower, or the sixth tallest building in the world
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In order to avoid actually answering serious questions Team Hillary keeps the media on a short leash
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops illegally arrest man. Man's son videotapes that arrest. Cops then beat and illegally arrest son for videotaping father's arrest. Another man videotapes that arrest and beating. Cops then seize steal his phone and edit the video. Yo dawg
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump turns his back on his supporters during latest campaign stop
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
JAL flight cancelled due to: A) Lightning strike; B) Bird strike; C) Co-pilot getting arrested for striking cop after drunken fight with captain
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Headline: Loose cows invade Connecticut dairy bar parking lot. Interesting but I'm not sure what their morals have to do with anything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire who financially backed Brexit loses £400m in the British stock market meltdown following the vote, insists he doesn't mind the taste of them apples
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two campers presumed dead have their condition downgraded to 'In West Virginia'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
People get their best sleep on a Tuesday night: "That night's slumber is less likely to be interrupted by alcohol, rich food or other excesses that are more common later in the week"
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Center for Investigative Reporting discovers interest makes the amount you borrow go UP over time
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If that ex-Secret Service agent's book about the Clintons is true, then the author lied to government investigators in 1998
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US team develops fighter pilot AI which successfully defeats 2 attacking enemy jets in a simulation. Reports that the AI subsequently developed an interest in loud rock music and Jessica Biel bikini pictures were swiftly denied
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo finds a way to combine the two loves of his life: drinking and driving his restored Pontiac Firebird in illegal street races
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a most revealing study, women wearing low-cut tops are almost TWENTY times more likely to land a job interview
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Livestream of the NASA Nextgen booster set for 11:05 Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With yesterday's 5-3 ruling in favor of abortion, conservatives prepare to triple-down the derp for this election season
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The plummetting continues in the polls as Trump stumbles and trips his way to the largest clusterfark in American presidential history
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans release their Benghazi report, claiming Obama and Clinton Benghazied the Benghazi operation, failing to realize they were Benghazied in the Benghazi by the Democrat Benghazi report from yesterday. Let us never say Benghazi again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study claims people are more attracted to their partners after playing with magnets - unless they're bipolar
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the smartest, cutest, AI-powered robot that will soon be our new overlord and master, after it kills Sarah Connor
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Mon June 27, 2016
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Spaghetti western legend Bud Spencer is 86'd, now in the loving embrace of the FSM's Noodly Appendage. Ramen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Evidently, the newest European nation-state will be the United Kingdom of Scotland and Gibraltar. Monkey-haggis for everyone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Brown says Elizabeth Warren can take a DNA test to clarify her claim of Native American heritage. Or you can just ask the guy in the purple wig holding the Trump sign. Your choice
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Japan uses Hello Kitty and other cute cartoon characters to keep pedestrians safe and even entertained around construction sites
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
Hockey Night in Canada to undergo changes next season. The ornery Canadian nationalist clad in a suit made from the finest casino rugs will remain, however
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida crook gets the biggest black eye you've ever seen after victim beats him with his own baseball bat
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these young wrestlers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Military U.N. vehicles are seen being transported down the interstate in Virginia, shocking motorists and sparking conspiracy theories. Everybody PANIC
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man arrested for creating potential euphemism
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins prospect Destin Hood blasts a mammoth homer off 'Hit it to win it' pickup truck. Bullseye
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Natalie Dormer answers some burning questions about her role as the super hot Margaery Tyrell on Game of Thrones
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
2000 A.D, the home of Judge Dredd, has made it to 2000 issues. Have fun by saying "I am the law" while picking it up in your best Stallone voice so the clerk can tell you that movie sucked and the Karl Urban movie is far superior
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is self-destructing before our very eyes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm a private equity investor in an EMS provider. Also, I'm a hot blonde in a helicopter"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy arrested in May for driving the streets in a stolen bus arrested again...for driving the streets in a stolen van
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Wikipedia, there are dozens of defunct fast food chains in America, with high probability that each one will be fondly recalled as "best food ever" by someone to the right
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy involves Donald Trump and Taylor Swift RealDolls (Not safe for work)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Your balls being moved by a robot at the Legofest in Japan ...I know, try to hold them together
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How ad blockers are destr "Please disable your ad blocker to continue reading this article"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The latest victim of NYC's real-estate plutocracy? A legendary swingers' club: "After the last night, they are giving away all the furniture and pillows, and the mats from the Mat Room." Ewww
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtle resting comfortably after tourist assault. Recovery expected to be slow but steady
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama declares West Virginia a disaster area. Also, it flooded there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly if your playing of the violin sounds like 'strangled cat' noises, your neighbors have every right to have your violin confiscated
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, national poll numbers don't really tell much, and it's still months away from Election Day, but even so...the latest numbers are super-not-good for Trump
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The 2016 ugliest dog has been crowned
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"To test whether social media indeed functions as an echo chamber that supports budding skeptics and reinforces their odd ideas, researchers surveyed several Facebook groups that peddled conspiracy theories. And then they started messing with them"
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(How We Get To Next)
 
 
 
The Sunday Mornng Music Club is looking for the best live album of all time. And no, your copy of "Zamfir: Live In Japan" isn't what we're looking for unless you're really really really into the panflute
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Okay so copulating with my girlfriend high up on the arch of a bridge at 11am in front of traffic was maybe not the best spot for a romatic rendezvous ....jeeesh"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's finally admits its world-famous recipe came from a slave: [Dan] Call told his slave to teach Daniel everything he knew. "Uncle Nearis is the best whiskey maker that I know of," (tag is for Uncle Nearis)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
South Korea unveils street signs cautioning pedestrians about the danger of walking and texting. Yeah, they'll see those
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
America could fall behind in science not because of lack of PhDs, but because the best laboratory glassblower in the country is retiring and there's no one to take his place: "There just aren't any scientific glassblowers anymore"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland solidly convinced it will win Euro 2016 because Thor is on their side
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A dead man has been convicted of sexual abuse by a court in what is believed to be a legal first in England
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest Republican to leave the party over Donald Trump is none other than George Will, a conservative voice for decades
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks Statcast by throwing the five fastest pitches recorded this season (and five of the six fastest ever). Fark: Four of the pitches were thrown to one batter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Personality tests are getting popular, but they really can't prove who "the real you" actually is
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest superbug that will kill humanity is being carried by seagulls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
More than 1 million people have signed a petition for a re-referendum after realizing the Brexit was the biggest mistake since Law & Order: UK
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Guests at a Tennessee wedding call the bride 'sparkling'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Force Awakens' Han Solo is the grumpiest Harrison Ford dolly ever made...er, action figure. I mean action figure
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sappy the cat and Dakota the horse are completely inseparable buddies. Enjoy Caturday with your best bud
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy plans to test fire their new 150 kilowatt laser very soon, moving us one step closer to making Starblazers a reality
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio wants to add flags to inmate uniforms because he couldn't think of anything dumber - in his quest to win America's Dumbest Public Official
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch Rio Ferdinand get utterly humiliated by world's best freestyle footballer
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Partisan bad blood ahead of the U.S. presidential election is at its highest since the late 1980s. Because everyone was just so agreeable during the Obama, George W. Bush, Clinton, George H. W. Bush and Reagan Administrations
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Four dudes disrupt a Southwest flight leading to two convictions (and one picture of the group that looks exactly like you expect)
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Bad: You have an abusive boyfriend. Good: You break up and get a restraining order. Bad: He breaks into your place. Good: You change the locks and get a security system installed. Scary: He's hiding under the bed while the installer is there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Scotland speech interrupted by British protester hurling Nazi golf balls
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The ten best performances of Matthew McConaughey's career, though "best" is a relative term
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's how to destroy things with liquid nitrogen (Seriously, don't try this at home)
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Best Korea says no need for further nuclear talks, doing just fine on its own, promises the ocean will soon be completely defeated
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
So how much pot does an Olympic athlete have to smoke to fail an Olympic drug test anyway? Really? Well spark the hell up then, the Games don't even start for two months
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Bravo to air its own awards show "The Bravos" this July, celebrating pop-culture excellence as specified by 13 categories including Cutest Couple, Most Socially Driven, and The Susan Lucci Award for Best Performance in a Reality Show
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Whatever harbingers of doom the Brexit might bring, at least we've averted the worst possibility of all: the UK can still take part in the Eurovision Song Contest
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senate investigation discovers that cable companies haven't *just* been screwing you with your pants on. They've never worn a condom, won't use lube and you think they'll call you in the morning? HAHAHAHAHAHA no
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Didn't you say you have one of the world's greatest memories?" "I don't remember"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have UFO hunters finally found 'absolute proof of life' on Mars? Short answer: No. Long answer: Why don't you go over and play with yourself in the corner while the adults talk among themselves
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
President of the Family Research Council says the only way we can have God's blessing restored on America is by electing Donald Trump
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Dave, America's greatest swinger, who is actually just a demure doctor from a quiet neighborhood (not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best breakfast? I want to make breakfast in bed for somebody, and need ideas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
God adds Bluegrass and Country Music icon Dr. Ralph Stanley to His upcoming music festival
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(KGOU Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Police in Riyadh arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka. Wait, that was a typo - Police in Oklahoma City arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tires to drum up interest in a new terrorist attack on America, because wouldn't a terror attack on America be AWESOME for ratings right now?
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(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
In response to recent revelations exposing a thoroughly corrupt and racist Oakland police force, Mayor launches investigation against whistle blowers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The biggest distraction for British drivers isn't cell phones, it's listening to England lose at Euro 2016 on the radio
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The quest for time-travel has gone all pear-shaped
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Commander of Utah patriot "militia" arrested for trying to blow up a Bureau of Land Management office. Can we call these guys terrorists yet, or is that still not Patriotically Correct?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"Cockfighting is rather exciting. It's easy to understand why our bored ancestors were thrilled to watch these murderous ninja birds"
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who didn't want to go to school sports day because he was afraid other kids would laugh at his legs wins gold medal in race against rest of school. Hey, we're not assholes here ALL the time (sweet vid)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$60 coffee? That's a blowjob. Wait, you sell coffee?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner goes full Fergie. You never go full Fergie. (mildly Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Boston Dynamics introduces the latest in Sarah Connor defense... the banana peel
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Report alleges China allegedly killing prisoners to harvest alleged organs. China allegedly denies this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's latest super PAC used to be Ted Cruz's presidential super PAC, and look how that turned out
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most challenge part of being a Distinguished Young Woman of Delaware is all the oyster eating contests you have to participate in. "You struggle to hold down a ball of slime so raw it's hard to believe that it's not still alive"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street and investors are not doing a damned thing until the Brexit vote is over
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Strange: Your dad putting a bizarre classified ad in the paper looking for a wife. Stranger: For you. Strangest: You deciding, "OK, what the hell"
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Americans estimated to be wasting $30 billion a year on bogus 'alternative' medicine
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist helps atheists find that they can believe in angels after all
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones: Battle of the Bastards is the highest-rated TV episode of all time*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nationals' Michael A. Taylor had just about the crappiest day at work imaginable yesterday
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If robots had feelings, Solar Voyager would be the loneliest robot ship in the world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is Bill Clinton's past suddenly off limits with the lamestream media? I mean, other than all the dirt that has been rehashed lately and the fact he isn't actually running for president. Why, just why?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a dating app for people stuck in airports now
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 oldest amusement parks in the United States. Have any of you ever been to these parks? Would you recommend going there?
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A bunch of students built the world's fastest electric race car that does 0-100 km/h in a staggering 1.5 seconds. Just to put that in perspective, that's the same acceleration you'd enjoy sitting on the top of a Saturn V rocket with all engines go
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
The best alien invasion films of all time. List fails without Sutherland point and scream
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I broke up with my boyfriend for the fourth time yesterday. He's a fun and charming drunk narcissist. His friends are all homeless, unhealthy, alcoholic friends who hang out in the park. How do I gain strength to not go back to him?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits turn a POS public sculpture left over from London Olympics into world's biggest tunnel slide (with video)
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Emilia Clarke has an idea for fomenting the largest kitten holocaust ever
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
People who enjoy poring over EULAs point out the nine scariest things in the Google agreement you checked without reading
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research suggests chemtrails magnify the reflectivity of an already cloudy sky. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bild journalist posts analysis of a recent joint Russian/Syrian offensive. Map suggests they tried really hard to penetrate the enemy. Or they just really really enjoyed it
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Mexico, Russia, the Phillipines, Turkey can all have their little leaks of voter lists, but America has the hugest, classiest voter leaks of all - one of which included who goes to church and who has the guns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump 2.0: the lamest reboot since JJ Abrams' Star Trek
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Nuts," an inventive documentary, reveals a doctor's secret to success: goat testicle transplants - fun for the whole family
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: large, 176lb dark, gelatinous lump with pale cream interior. Suspected magical powers. Will consider trade for wife
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
At 31, she runs one of the hottest biotech firms in the country. Difficulty: not Elizabeth Holmes
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds 5 meters of nope in her guest room
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israeli military launches investigation to determine when exactly Google, Inc. became their commander-in-chief. Lawmakers express their humiliation and outrage in angry Facebook posts
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 581: "Dramatic License" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest indicator that India is overpopulated: 90 people were killed by lightning...yesterday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worst. Way. To. Die. Evar
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Mortensen gets PFWA's highest award, will be honored at HOF ceremony, based completely on merit and not at all because he has Stage IV throat cancer. Still no cure for skepticism
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's speech today was perhaps the greatest example of projection the world has ever seen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Greatest Hits live concert album, remixed and remastered by the man himself. Bottom Line: Save your money
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wealthy trophy hunter arrested, charged with killing of Bullwinkle. That trick never works
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman walks from...well, since you already clicked the link you can read the rest of the headline over there
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five easy steps to making a highlight-reel catch, as shown by five amazing Kevin Pillar catches. #1 - Pretend that walls are more suggestions than physical structures
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Religious leaders endorse living embodiment of seven deadly sins as best suited to defend their faith
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the biggest draft busts since 1980, come for Sam Bowie, stay for Robert Traylor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea is finally starting to get the upper hand in their ongoing war with the ocean, no Photoshop skills required
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Latest polling confirms Florida voters are dumber than a bag of rocks
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Astronomers find youngest planet ever seen
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(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Moscow considers building hyperloop to reduce traffic congestion
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo's latest media strategy is throwing reporters' microphones into rivers if he doesn't like the question
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here are the technical details of how Christo's latest massive sculpture is allowing people to walk on water
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(Society for Science)
 
 
 
Wolves may have turned into domestic dogs on two different occasions based on availability of steak
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
We investigate some of gaming's greatest mysteries, from the great hollow mountain of GTA V, to the mysterious corn fields of Portal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the invasive tropical 'Devil Firefish' that is so lethal even sharks won't go near it. It's coming soon to a lake near you
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Haven't you ever wanted fried chicken so badly that you break into a fast-food restaurant to steal frozen chicken and take off on your bicycle?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's why millennials have handshakes like a dead trout: "Lack of hard work means young people today have less grip strength"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's 1995 Forrest Gump spoof is like a box of Ex-Lax, and you know exactly what you're gonna get
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Playstation 4 and Uncharted game - enter to win contest. The Playstation platform ensures "...games with rich, high-fidelity graphics and deeply immersive experiences." Does it live up to the hype? (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The texting world finally gets a bacon emoji. Users to discover the awesomeness of the pork graphic
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Four words: World's largest Nerf gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nausea without the booze
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is vetting Elizabeth Warren for her veep, giving us the sexiest ticket since Clinton/Gore
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Here's your newest climate change phrase: "heat dome". And if you want to see it in real life, head to Arizona right now. Or better yet, stay home, where the air won't burn your lungs out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is best in life?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest victims of Wall St. greed: charities
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty the python invades house's guest room after living inside its walls for at least 15 years. It is my belief that this snake was labouring under the misapprehension that he was a cat
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Having not learned from the freeway marriage proposal guy, two Houston idiots arrested after playing basketball in a busy intersection. Bonus: on a toddler hoop (with video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Horodniceanu, the head of capital construction, said NY's second avenue subway readiness would require "an aggressive and unprecedented performance" by the transit test team. BbwwwHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Guy vows to eat the most disgusting Subway sandwich the internet can come up with, but let's be honest, it's probably on the menu already
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a weird shaped Cheetos contest
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for armed robbers who used a pink gun. Pinky Tuscadero and Snagglepuss are wanted for questioning
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seeing no further benefit from sponsoring home of Super Bowl-winning Denver Broncos, bankrupt Sports Authority wants to resell naming rights to highest bidder via auction. Boston Garden at Mile High Stadium - let's do this
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wrong festival, dude
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Note to IndyCamp/Occupy Scotland/Scotxit/whatever protesters: Claiming that Jesus is the rightful monarch of Scotland and calling the judge a blasphemer is not a sound legal strategy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest drive in the world is the 4,000km ice road run in Siberia, taken on the famously unbreakable Soviet Ural motorcycles: "They're military-grade Lego" (great pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Patient Zero of the zombie apocalypse has been identified
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A giant fluorescent pink slug that only lives on an extinct volcano in New South Wales is under severe threat of global warming. Thanks Al Gore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Selma Blair went nuts on a plane and was carried off on a stretcher
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's news from Bizarro World, the latest FEC filing show that Bernie Sanders has 7x more cash on hand than the Trump campaign reported
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
Remember how Clinton allies in Brooklyn purged the voter rolls to disenfranchise Bernie supporters? Turns out that Hispanic voters -- who overwhelmingly supported Clinton -- were hardest hit. Oops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israeli Defense Forces say they killed a Palestinian boy by mistake after confusing him with someone who threw stones earlier that day. Because that clearly mandated a kill-on-sight approach
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
In a stunning reversal, the FBI and DOJ release the unredacted transcripts of the Orlando shooting. Must have been the 600 post Fark thread yesterday that convinced them
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Is this what your synesthesia looks like?
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Here are Instagram's biggest #OOTDs, for those of you who know what the hell that means
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's wrong with a dog food festival ... oh
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The historical numbers are in, and after all that, the Warriors aren't even the second-best team ever
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The hardest thing about shooting a Game of Thrones battle? "Horses would fart and pee a lot, often in the middle of Kit Harington's lines"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In wake of Orlando shooting, Florida congressional candidate A: Denounces gun violence? B: Pledges more funding for local police forces? or C: Is giving away AR-15 via Facebook contest?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
My Little Pony the latest TV show to get a gritty big-screen reboot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Latest national poll: Clinton is crushing Trump by a huge, uh, 5%
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Great Pyramid of Giza is actually lopsided, thanks to an error builders made during construction 4,500 years ago. Investigators now think it was an intentional pyramid scheme
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here we see the Lesser Traffic Warden in its natural habitat. Watch this land bottom-feeder as it cowers under cover, waiting for its prey to approach
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
If we are living in a computer simulation, is that a testable hypothesis?
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(E! Online)
 
Boobies
 
As the public faces of the recording industry's latest attempt to extend the DMCA to ban YouTube, Katy Perry's smoking something while Becky's taking hits off the whipped cream and, uh, I'll be in my bunk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder why Donald Trump says bombastic things, but doesn't feel he's racist? It's because one of his mentors and closest friends was Joseph McCarthy's right hand man, Roy Cohn
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A group of Bernie Bros calling themselves "Occupy DNC" are planning a protest march in Philly ahead of the DNC that they believe as many as 10 million Sanders supporters will attend, which would basically be every single person who voted for him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook now features Starbucks integration, allowing you to schedule your very important meetings in the nearest coffee shop instead of that same old windowless conference room
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"One of the greatest moments in neutral sports fandom history" gets its due and proper in "Hey Warriors, You Are Choking Shiatbags"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cleveland warns protesters against carrying tennis balls, string, tape, canned goods, or thermoses to the RNC National Convention, and no squirt guns. Actual guns? Come on in
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota now has the longest drought for a major professional sport, because the WNBA doesn't count. And with the Twins where they are, and the Vikings banned by God from winning the Superb Owl, the hope rests with the Wild or T-Wolves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA approves first Zika vaccine for human testing. Let's hope this ends well
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Batman Returns: The Evolution of the Bleakest Superhero Movie Ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top Gear slumps to lowest ratings ever: Just 2.3 million tune in to last show, with viewers saying they 'would rather assemble flatpack furniture' than watch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California surges past France to become sixth largest economy in world, built on diverse bedrock of manufacturing, agriculture, crappy blockbuster movies, and wildly overpriced smartphones
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
And the state with the highest overall tax burden is ________
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A comprehensive look at how Kansas Republicans destroyed their state, turning into the third world Brownbackistan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Calling disabled children 'f***ing ree-tards' and Jews 'stupid k*kes' is not very nice, Hillary
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, lady, I appreciate your protest but bears really don't want to hug you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gunmen storm Rio hospital frequented by tourists in order to free a suspected drug trafficker. When all was said and done, a shootout left one dead, two wounded, and a massive attempt at coverup as it's six weeks before the start of the Olympics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this corner, Sacramento mayor and former NBA star Kevin Johnson, and in the other corner, a college wrestler. DING DING
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Not that it's news to those paying attention, but the guy who led the filibuster for more gun restrictions admits that his plans would have done fark all to stop the massacre in Orlando
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The new Westworld trailer is here with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rest of the Russian Olympic team might want to hold off on booking those tickets to Brazil too
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Ramsay best Jon Snow and Sansa Stark? Will Wun Wun be enough to stem the tide? Will Ser Davos find Shireen's pyre? Will a house fall? Find out in The Battle of the Bastards. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What NOT to do when in a Chinese hospital: Complain about abdominal pain only find out you have two extra kidneys. Probably have already been sold to the highest bidder
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Volkswagen hopes that investing $11 billion will put a charge into sales
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When someone suggested that road humps were needed this was not exactly what they had in mind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman decides to drive through a funeral procession for one of the Orlando massacre victims, winds up crashing her car and just making things worse for everyone
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Restored 1898 footage of UK's first rollercoaster. Lots of thrills. No spills
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Report: Investigators suspect Orlando attack had little or nothing to do with ISIS. Rebuttal: FW: FW: FW: FW: Re: "OMG ISIS is coming, arm yourself BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So...how DOES one practice for an arrest? Is there role-playing involved? Are the handcuffs and pepper spray real? And who gets to do the beatings?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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(Some Weird Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what was the weirdest album you've ever listened to (or owned)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Latest Internet dad challenge: Seeing how many Cheerios you can balance on your baby's head while they sleep
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Gateway to the underworld or world's biggest megaslump? Here come the geologists
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP claims Democratic Senate candidate trying to tax one of the oldest known sources of unlimited energy in ridiculous ad
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(Just Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best advice on dealing with internet trolls was written in the 11th century
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"I can't give you a speeding ticket; you're Eddie Van Halen. But I should arrest you for letting Gary Cherone in the band"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Nyquil -- the nighttime sniffling sneezing aching coughing violate your probation so you can rest in jail medicine
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Here are the biggest decor trends from the year you were born. Who still has a house that has wicker white features?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP is finally ready to unveil their Obamacare replacement plan. No really, this time they mean it. Honest. Pinkie swear
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Oh fudge it and go fudge yourself, here are the 25 best fudge shops in America
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the definitive answer to an age-old question: desert island, three books, which three would you want?
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
It is time for the greatest day in motorsports. Forecast has rain as a possibility which is always fun. This is your 24 hours of Le Mans discussion thread. Coverage starts at 8:30am ET on Fox Sports 1 with coverage jumping to Fox Sports 2
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Drug tests? In high school? It's more likely than you think
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ron Lester is now playing football in Heaven
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brawl at kosher supermarket in Brooklyn caused by teen girl riding a hoverboard like a bojo
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested for resisting an officer, possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia, and theft of Star Wars Lego sets from across the country
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(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Gibbs arrested, Abby to do DNA test
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested in serial rock-throwing case, because only parallel rock-throwing cases are licensed in Texas
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Criticism is mounting over "City Dash" tour/immersive-experience that offers London hipsters a chance to run around city's poorest neighborhoods and council estates and solve puzzles for just $28
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are a perfect cross section of the American public: severely limited attention span, deaf to anything they don't want to hear, and only interested in being entertained
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Instead of drug testing for food stamps, congresswoman proposes drug tests for anyone claiming over $150,000 in tax deductions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds most commonly used "other interests" words on resumes, by state. Pop Quiz: match these words with the respective state: Batman, Patriots, Twitch, Gay, Lebron, Heroin - Iowa, Ohio, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Alabama, Hawaii
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bret Baier of FOX News asks the Dalai Lama hard hitting, tough question: "Have you ever seen Caddyshack?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Full moon during solstice--something that has never, ever happened over the course of Earth's natural history--to destroy same. Film after it happens
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Palatine police investigating reports of shooting, deal altering
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
"If it wasn't for The Rock and Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence would have been arrested for impersonating a comedy"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
FDNY chief killed in 9/11 attacks finally laid to rest after two vials of his donated blood found
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Designer fonts to add to your collection. What's your favorite font? Comic Sans and Papyrus are obvious; share your best and why you like it. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Arrogant subby corrected someone (incorrectly), and now looks like a tool. What's the fastest you have put your foot in your mouth?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: women were contacted by a "woman" on FB who claimed to be a porn producer and suggested they met her friend "Matt" for an audition. News: at least 3 women fall for it. Fark: cops have to tell them that "sleazy" is not always "illegal"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Question: Why is Phoenix so hot? Answer: Because it's near the equator
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Listen, that incident where the teen died in a bicycle accident has been investigated over and over and the cop car did not hit him. So give it a rest, OK? New forensic evidence: Yeah, the cop ran him over
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Postal Service investigating threats made online by a woman identifying herself as one of its mail carriers who said she would destroy mail featuring Ramadan stamps
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cool I wonder if they can grow a kidney from a cantaloupe?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University tests emergency email alerting system with a message saying an armed shooter was on campus. Some people did not see the previous message about the upcoming test
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jalopnik ask the hard questions: "What kind of cars are emoji cars supposed to be?"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA interrogation manual: "One possibility is to threaten to place stinging insects into the cramped confinement box, but instead place harmless insects." To bee, or not to bee, that is the question
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
OMG, Delphine. Krystal ruins everything. Bloody noses. Helena wants to kill and will Rachel turn on all her sestras? Tonight, the season 4 finale of BBC America's 'Orphan Black,' 10 PM EDT
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Graduated at 20 Magna Cum Laude with a Master's degree from "Norttwest Nazarene University"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
12 people were killed and 36 more were injured in 38 separate shootings during yesterday's 15-hour filibuster on gun control
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know Mexicans were that smart," Austen quipped to her Fox co-hosts during the Barstool Sports broadcast. She also asserted that "the Chinese guy is always the smartest guy in math class" and that Jewish people are "stingy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's most notorious hooligan slams Russian Ultras for breaking 'moral code' of football violence at Euro 2016: "In England, you have a code and that's not to kick people that's on the floor and jump up and down on their heads"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen McCain: When I said that Obama was personally responsible for the Orlando attack, I in no way meant to suggest that Obama was personally responsible for the Orlando attack. Thank you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Herman Cain: "Aw, shucky ducky This sounds like a shucky ducky kind of crowd on a shucky ducky kind of day, here to support an aw, shucky ducky kind of candidate" Interesting tag used in lieu of Shuck Ducky tag
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Survey from the "No, shiat & Sherlock Investor Group" finds people want to get rich quick with no risk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On Fresh Air yesterday they exposed the secret plan the GOP used to control congress in 2010, if the DNC only read the Wall Street Journal and had seen Karl Rove's ad revealing it they might have stopped it
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New listing: Four bedroom, two and a half bath 2-story with hardwood floors, study, gameroom, minor panda infestation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Flying Japanese girls in thigh-high stockings, pink tanks, MechaTrump, and laser destruction of the earth: the best and weirdest Trump ad ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest theory of why the EMDrive works: phase-inverted phantom photon generation or some other such treknobabble theory even Geordi wouldn't be comfortable proposing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter accused of censorship for banning a gay conservative after ISIS complained. In other news, Twitter banned a gay conservative after ISIS complained
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis expecting second tax deduction
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Indians catcher using Kevlar-coated cup after suffering testicular contusion earlier this month. Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is shocked, SHOCKED that polls show half of Wisconsin thinks the state on the wrong track, because that's not what he hears at listening sessions where questions are screened and approved before the event
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"The greatest threat to our homeland security today is the National Rifle Association"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed sticks its head out of the ground, sees its shadow and decided not to raise interest rates
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(Gizmoids)
 
 
 
(Money + friends + interested sexual partners + time) - (idiots + jerks)
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If there is a pool to project future SNL cast members, go pick 8th grader Jack Aiello right now, as he delivers the best student graduation speech ever
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Old Country Buffet heads back for another helping of restaurant closures
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guile's Theme Goes With Everything test #34,638 - the "Star Trek: Enterprise" opening credits
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"And now we smite them into tiny pieces of dust & destroy their goal with a ball set on fire by our volcanic thunder." Iceland, you're doing Twitter right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's scariest looking judge loses election after having public defender handcuffed for not being quiet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers result in first arrest. Of Mossack Fonseca employee
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
"He says he carved something new into his chest and offered proof. Jenkins offered a hint on the outside of the manila envelope: an eleven letter word that's hard to make out. It starts with H"
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(NRA-ILA)
 
 
 
After meeting with Trump, NRA releases statement saying "Anyone on a terror watchlist who tries to buy a gun should be thoroughly investigated by the FBI and the sale delayed." Chessmate, gungrabbing libulardos
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Introducing the latest Android beta: Namey McNameface
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The "Arizona Lion's Guard" is a group of motorcycle riders that will protect Trump supporters from protestors at his upcoming Phoenix rally. Their leader boasts her credentials: "I was born in Harlem ... I've been fighting all my life"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hiring a $5,000-per-week glam squad, including wardrobe stylist, hairstylist and manicurist is not unusual in Hollywood, unless it happens to be for a 3-year-old toddler
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, the Santa Clara DA has removed Judge Aaron Persky from upcoming hearing in which a male nurse sexually assaulted an anesthetized female patient
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston may currently be filling in Taylor Swift's blank space, but she's trying to keep it low key
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 580: "All Your 2000 Parts" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Not news: mommy blogger complains about restaurants not allowing her to bring special food for her picky young son. Fark: son's name is Titan
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State Attorney General Pam Bondi criticizes Anderson Cooper for inciting anger and hatred because he questioned her sudden concern for the homosexual community
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, meet one Gersh Kuntzman of the New York Daily News who has just crowned himself as the biggest wuss in the world
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It appears that the scales have fallen from the eyes of Trump's most ardent fans on the far right: "He's a flip-flopping con man" tweeted one, and all it took was for him to suggest that maybe he might support some tiny restrictions on buying guns
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The body of the two-year-old boy who was snatched by an alligator at a Walt Disney World resort last night has been found. And it turns out he was in the water at the time of the attack
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
And the highest calorie menu item at McDonald's is ______. (large fries dipped into multiple ice cream cones doesn't count)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Either Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or had a full lunch. You decide
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
The world's perfect beer glass is apparently "the biggest breakthrough in pouring since gravity"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
33 things to enjoy in San Francisco for less than $5 includes museums, festivals, and entitled smugness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More controversial than the NBA's rulings or Olympic shenanigans - did Wayne Rooney undergo Botox?
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(Awfully Odd)
 
 
 
Literally what it feels like when you try to pick the fastest line at the checkout
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now we're fully understanding why Prince had a DNA test taken from his body after his death
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Fabled "Stupidest Man On the Internet" states after Orlando, "We Are All Gay," including him. Especially him. Specifically him
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manchester United players show up in promotion for the new Independence Day movie as fighter pilots. Naturally, Rooney is shooting too high
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer's wife says he gave her herpes he caught from the mistress they are both accused of stalking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that "nobody wants terrorists to have guns" and that he was open to suggestions from experts on legislation that could address the problem. You know, like the bill he killed back in December that would have done just that
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Six traditional Italian foods everyone should try, including pig's blood chocolate pudding, maggot-infested cheese, and spleen sandwiches. Apparently crunchy frog is purely British
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Two Texas cities turn down chance to host the yugest, most luxurious political rallies the country has ever seen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The twenty-five biggest winners and losers of the 2016 Primary. Finally, Sarah Palin and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz have something in common
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
May was the hottest May on record. This, sadly, is a repeat from the previous month. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to anger the trees in Fanghorn Forest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Takei tells LGBTQ community to fight for gun restrictions; shirtless, open-carry rapier licences
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(Bloomberg (assets))
 
 
 
Granted, polls this early, particularly national polls, should be taken with a truckload of salt. Even so, the latest Bloomberg poll is really bad news for Trump. LGT to the data instead of "informed" analysis, so you can draw your own conclusions
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Air Force loses 12 years worth of investigation files. "Loses". Heh, they're not even trying anymore
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Man who covered himself in butter to make it difficult to be arrested slips away from court a free man with a suspended sentence, vows not to get toasted again
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wikipedia editors do their best to describe hip-hop songs, really they do, give them a chance, come on, fam
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This Jupiter-sized planet is the biggest 'Tatooine' planet with 2 suns ever found. No word on if there are signs of dewbacks or Tusken Raiders there
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Watching "The Exorcist" at midnight: great idea, greatest idea, or stupidest idea OF ALL TIME?
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Libertarian Chairman sadly overestimates the power of interpretive dance
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's examine the biggest, most egregious lies in Donald Trump's national security speech
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(Burlington Times News)
 
 
 
Did you hear? THIS YEAR'S HOLLERIN' CONTEST IS CANCELED
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indians are testing robots in water to help them out with their monsoon problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurant you've never heard of wins major award. No big deal, because it's in a place you've never heard of and somewhere you'll never be able to eat. Just like the other 50 restaurants on the list. I'll save you the time, no Olive Garden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Hackers steal files on Trump from the DNC, now know that his greatest fears include skin pigmentation and Isotoner gloves
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Goldman Sachs took advantage of an "unsophisticated investor" to make "eye-watering profits" at the expense of the client who lost more than $1 billion. Difficulty: The plaintiff is the nation of Libya
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owners arrested for the mere fact of waving handguns around while driving on I-75. In both hands. While drinking vodka and smoking weed. And pointing an assault rifle. When will this senseless persecution by the gun-grabbers end?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
FBI dropped their 2013 investigation of the Orlando murderer because they thought his co-workers were being racist and overreacting to things that he said. I'll bet their faces are red with embarrassment now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live, now the preferred livestreaming app for police-chief murdering French jihadists. "I don't know what I'm going to do with the boy"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
America, you might have just lost 49 innocent people in your deadliest shooting ever, but act now and you could win an AR-15
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missile strike leads to top job opening in ISIS
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK invaded by tens of millions of European migrants who are hell-bent on destruction - EVERYBODY PA... oh wait, they're moths who eat cauliflower and cabbage - GO MOTHS, GO
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump will nominate Gary Busey to SCOTUS if the establishment GOP doesn't fall in line
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Interview tip: Don't ask Stephanie Seymour her opinion of today's 'supermodels'
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The guy who loaded up on $160 LinkedIn calls just before the closing bell on Friday is either the luckiest options trader on the face of the earth, or he's got some explaining to do after he updates his profile
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Televangelist wingnut Jim Bakker had a guest on his show that claimed Hillary Clinton is possessed by the "spirit of the anti-Christ." It's even more terrifying when you realize his viewers probably believe it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Can the world stop pointing out that we're Trump's German ancestral town, it's really nothing to brag about - thanks, Kallstadt
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI director James Comey highly confident that the rest of us need to be put under surveillance because of the actions of Some Jerk. Or because if his job is to look for needles in haystacks, there's no job security like making the haystack bigger
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New study on how rich and poor spend their money shows that low-income Americans spend 16.8% of their income at restaurants - more than all but the wealthiest citizens. So, what gives?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Despite being portrayed as a lone gunman, the police are positive that the arrest of an accomplice is imminent
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"Other" mass killer from this weekend has been arrested
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP congressman suggests a little less constitutional protection for Muslims
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Florida Chick-fil-A Restaurants opened their doors Sunday to feed those donating blood
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Walgreens severs all ties to 'revolutionary' blood-testing startup. Theranos apparently didn't understand that when you play a long con, you have to get out before the mark does
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today, in fearmongering: Brexit could destroy western civilization. Wait, western political civilization? Was that ever even a thing?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fletcher Cox receives the highest guaranteed salary for a player that is not a quarterback in NFL history. Until, you know, it gets exceeded eight times by this time next year
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Priest punches best man at wedding
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
With Father's Day approaching, Baskin-Robbins has teamed up with All About Beer Magazine to suggest ice cream and beer pairings
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In-N-Out Burgers, Carl's Jr, and Subway are running low on yellow pickled peppers, raise YELLOW ALERT. "Some restaurants have offered cascabella alternatives during the shortage, with little reported success"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post
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(FWI)
 
 
 
Irish cattle test positive for angel dust, a banned substance across the EU. Authorities recommend you avoid having Irish cattle babysit your children
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