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500 headlines found matching 'Est'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In latest use of headline that must be an F-key on most reporters' keyboards by now: "This surveillance bill puts our hard-won freedom in peril"
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Are you arresting me for possession with intent to sell?" BINGO
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many states have recently passed restrictions aimed at making it harder for younger voters to vote, such as no longer allowing a student ID card to count as a valid "photo ID' for casting a ballot. You'll never guess what "color" all those states are
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(201)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's OK to be gay in an NFL shower room just so long as you're not a meat peeper. In baseball, however, the biggest concern for rookies was not to let Greg Maddux get too close
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Slave gets his right hand chopped off with an axe as punishment for trying to escape. No, this isn't a repeat from the 1840s but happening right now in the world's largest democracy
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(180)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The first time an American living in poverty got to testify before a House panel went pretty much as expected
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(171)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The St. Louis Cardinals turn the best 5-8 force-out you'll see this week
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(21)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(119)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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(56)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A man who failed in his attempt to set a Guinness world record for the "Fastest Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Tempered Glass," is now attempting to break the record for the fastest time to file a lawsuit against truTV
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(46)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ten of the biggest myths about GMOs, spread by hippies and exploded by Popular Science
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(116)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Audio
 
Check out my latest music video because everyone loves eating Tater Tots off of a virgin to a horror soundtrack
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(4)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Curse of Glee "club" continues path of destruction
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(32)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
If you're drunk in Atlanta and climb onto a gate at an indoor rodeo, the biggest thing you need to worry about is the drunken mob who comes to rescue you
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(19)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Possibly the greatest "Wait for it" video of all time. Okay, maybe just this week, but still
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(38)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Texts released between former-former Utah AG (currently under state and federal investigation) and his top aide outlining bitter feelings about ushering in the former Utah AG (also currently under state and federal investigation)
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(15)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday
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(17)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hottest baby name in 2014? Archer. Phrasing
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(139)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Lake Mead (that bunch of water behind the Hoover Dam) to fall to historic low, after back-to-back driest years in a century
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(139)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sperm causes HIV/AIDS says totally not closeted Minnesota Republican. Money quote "It's more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle," Pigeonholing
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(116)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Ummm... nice tatas in your selfie, but did you really think this was a good time to post it being that your husband is fighting the biggest political battle of his life
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(75)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Yo sucka amateurs, driving a vehicle from the driver's side is for punks from Queens, Brooklyn homeboys know that the dopest action's on the passenger side when driving
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yet more evidence for global warming as the midwest will see record lows next week due to "poor man's polar vortex"
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(91)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is just asking questions about the First Lady. And that would be about the "lady" part. Or parts
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interested in a ventriloquism show? No? What if I told you that the ventriloquist was a former stripper? Still no? What about the part where she has sex with the dummy?
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(99)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The evolution of turning corporations into people can be found in these Supreme Court rulings. The real question: What will we eventually turn into?
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Waltons top Forbes list as America's richest family. Good night John Boy
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: You know, I think it was the great Daniel Lawrence Whitney who said it best with regards to our immigration crisis: "Git R Dun", you pantywaists
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here we have the dirtiest people in the state of Michigan
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(44)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
There are an estimated 22.68 million people in Australia. And 54 of those bought a copy of Robin Thicke's new album
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
45 summers after Woodstock, the 1969 concert's promoter has set up another three-day festival - but this time it's $1700 for a 'glamping' experience with a queen bed, Keurigs and a concierge. Rock on, snowflakes
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the chaos and destruction in Iraq and Syria, Israel decides to light Palestine on fire for good measure
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(338)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The best fake movie sequels that sort of not really but kind of exist
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(54)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A hospital is testing a robot that uses ultraviolet light to kill bacteria, and it has some resemblence to R2-D2 as well
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(26)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Dear FIFA, since Qatar will be part of our Islamic Caliphate in 2022 we suggest you select an alternative location for the 2022 World Cup, otherwise we'll blow you up with our SCUD missiles. Love, ISIS
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(49)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Domestic light beer sales in the U.S. will fall to a ten year low in 2015. Apparently, Coors Light drinkers have discovered they can pretty much get the same product out of their kitchen faucet
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(21)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to look at regulating costumed characters in Times Square, because for some reason, not everyone wants to be molested by a six-foot tall Elmo. Weirdos
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(76)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from the store after shoplifting it's probably best to know the exact location of the surrounding drainage ponds
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(22)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Crack investigative minds on the Myrtle Beach, SC police force figure out that woman set to appear in court on fraud and identity theft charges did NOT actually conveniently get swept out to sea and drown two days before her trial
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(32)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need to restock a remote lake with fish? Fish bombing is your solution
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(54)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 479: "Into the Woods". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(108)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The best sports drink, with the optimal mix of carbohydrates and protein, is... chocolate milk. No, really
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(97)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Little Engine That Could" is one of the earliest archetypes of the Feminist Hero
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(74)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
And now, a gallery of Brazilian supermodels reacting to yesterday's game, proving Brazil is capable of producing SOMETHING that isn't painful to watch
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(19)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
New test can predict if your teen will be a binge drinker later in life. Question 1 - Have you applied to UNLV as your primary choice for college?
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner is comin' back. Discuss
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's tallest water slide to open in Kansas City, Kansas. Finally a reason to visit Kansas
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "With only 15 percent of Americans trusting the stock market and a declining percentage who invest in it, what can market bosses do to restore the people's faith?" NASDAQ VP: "Uhh"
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(142)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Group plans to meet gun-rights protestors with musical instruments
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(59)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Channel has finally developed a show targeted at red-blooded Americans that will deal exclusively with two of life's greatest pleasures: meat and booze
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian accused of hacking into US restaurants. Canada urged to stay vigilant just in case Putin wants poutine
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(2)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
It's likely a good idea now to be ahead of the curve and start putting 'yuan' and 'renimbi' in your vocabulary... Because? Because the rest of the world is
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
12 of the best Brazilian reactions to the slaughter of the German Blitzkrieg yesterday
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(80)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
'When should you take off Google Glass, rather than just turn it off?' and other etiquette questions for the digital age
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(70)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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(130)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Newlywed groom tries to murder his new bride. It wouldn't be the Florida tag without the couple in question being 79 and 73
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(20)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
One key question that doctors should ask all women, that would get you slapped in a bar
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(102)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Today's "restaurant employee finds the word 'GOD' spelled out by seeds inside a sliced eggplant" story brought to you by Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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(126)
 
(Camel Clutch Blog)
 
 
 
Celebrate the premiere of Saturday Night's Main Event on WWE Network with a look back at the 25 greatest moments in the show's history
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While some SEC football players spend the offseason getting arrested or flunking out of school, others make a Star Wars fan film......and it's pretty cool
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(9)
 
(Some Dan Draper)
 
 
 
The most groundbreaking, revolutionary, advanced, bleeding edge, pioneering, exclusive, unique and best headline ever
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(21)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Deep fried soup. Surprisingly, not a midwest fair food
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darwin visits South Dakota hot dog eating contest
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(46)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Leader of Best Korea unveils new, more efficient, and juche-based style that looks to ignorant imperialist Westerners like a limp. All loyal party members expected to report to Ministry of Silly Walks to learn new walk immediately
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(56)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Largest U.S. teachers union is sick of standardized tests and tell Education Secretary Duncan if he thinks the private sector holds the answers he should go there
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(70)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neighbor launch some fireworks that landed on your roof? Simply impersonate the Illinois Secretary of State and force them into retaking their driver's license tests. It's easier than you think
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When asked about the "dynasty" question Hillary Clinton points out that we've had two Roosevelts and two Adams as president, and for some strange reason steers clear of making any mention of the two Presidents Bush
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(30)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Perhaps the biggest challenge for the latest Benghazi panel is proving its work is not a partisan exercise
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(37)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Costco pulls Dinesh D'Souza's book 'America' from shelves. Costco's CEO is a big Obama donor, and apparently the anti-progressive narrative struck a sore spot; the removal is the best advertising ever. Burn cream is near the pharmacy
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(230)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Massive angora rabbits with 10-inch-long fur awarded title of "best animal in entire world." With pics to back that assertion up
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(92)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian priest: The very idea that players can wear colored boots during the World Cup is a "homosexual abomination" that promotes the "gay rainbow" and they may as well be wearing women's underwear. Hangups? He has them
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(84)
 
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Pomeranian is so thoroughly outraged by its bad haircut, that it evolves in protest
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(83)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Everyone has an opinion on the Redskins naming situation, but if you have a warrant out for your arrest on drug charges in New York, you might not want to let a newspaper use your name and photo
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reporter test drives world's fastest drop coaster at Six Flags in New Jersey, with a 415-foot plunge in 10 seconds, not just so you don't have to ever ride it yourself, but so you can laugh in the face of anyone who suggests you should (pics)
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(23)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Coors Light investigative game promo closes Toronto intersection. Investigation was presumably to try and detect any beer in Coors Light
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who was the greatest mathematician of all -- Newton? Gauss? Archimedes?
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(104)
 
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman arrested. News: After attempting to steal beer from Wal-Mart. Fark: On a horse that wasn't hers. Bonus: NOT Florida
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British police arrest entire ward of mental hospital. Those taken into custody include three Napoleons, two Queen Victorias and all four Jesuses
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(73)
 
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
Two siblings both died playing a game to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest. The game has ended in a tie
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(133)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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(55)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
We have a candidate for 'Most boring science news headline' for 2014: "Researchers uncover new knowledge about our intestines?"
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(14)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Budapest has learned that people will actually pay you to lock them in a room with no obvious way out
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(38)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Protesting a Garth Brooks stadium concert held just outside your home? Congrats, you're reacting to Irish showgoers' demonstrated inability to handle their booze
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(23)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
President Obama's zealous quest for power literally destroyed a marriage
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(148)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Best obit ever: "He'd gladly have stolen the shirt off your back and he was generous to a fault with other people's money"
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Increasingly the job creating corporations are moving their 'headquarters' overseas so they don't have to pay domestic taxes. But they still demand all kinds of government services and stick the rest of us with the bill
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(128)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
World body painting festival coverage is unfortunately safe for work
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indianan shoots own hand, both of his wife's legs in gun-cleaning mishap, or at least until he breaks down under intense questioning
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(61)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio State lineman arrested for fighting and cocaine possession at the most unfortunately named bar ever
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Maine met with a domestic terrorist movement to discuss hanging his political rivals for treason. No, seriously
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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(138)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Turns out students with beer are better at this than Best Korea
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(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ten of the stupidest things people have tried to sneak past airport security
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Despite SCOTUS ruling, MA governor pushes for abortion clinic protest crackdown. Checkmate, Birthers
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(96)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Nothing gets the nerds in a lather like a good debate over who the world's greatest living programmer is
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(84)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Finally, C-SPAN gets interesting
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(86)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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(67)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life"
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(21)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The latest menace that will lure your children to a grisly death? Ice cream trucks
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(79)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Forget July 4th, the best fireworks display in Tennessee this year was two days later
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(89)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia found to have the highest proportion of recreational drug users in the world. Well, what would you expect from a population descended from criminals?
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(68)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Simultaneous triple lightning strike of Chicago's tallest buildings. Lighting strike trifecta done in one
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(31)
 
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently; we're letting a wild, chicken sized bird pick which side wins the senate. Hell, it'd probably do a better job picking than the rest of us
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
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(75)
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Not News: Drunk guy uses hotel fire hose. News: Water from hose causes extensive damage with 500 guests evacuated. Fark: Water believed to have sparked fire in electrical room. WTFark: Sci-Fi convention cancelled (subby was there)
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(60)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Move over ketchup, mayo, salsa ... Mustard is now the world's fastest-growing condiment. "It's not unusual these days to hear restaurant patrons asking for mustard for their bread and their fries"
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(88)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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(28)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protesters waste a warm California summer day protesting outside a Hobby Lobby in Cucamonga, dissuading nobody
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(383)
 
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of music hosted live by a farker, and tonight, a guest host farker. LGT page where you can get the stream
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(338)
 
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Because the 4th of July festivities don't really kick off until you have to use a stun gun on a woman brandishing a weapon in one hand and a wine bottle in the other after she stabbed a man outside of the liquor store
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(15)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: A Culver's restaurant in Wisconsin burns down. News: Instead of firing the staff the owner pays $144,000 out of his own pocket to keep his staff while rebuilding. Fark: And only asked them to use the time to volunteer in the community
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(73)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best way to make a beer run
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(13)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Some parts of the European Union have the most ludicrous enthusiasm for recycling they are planning to recycle all all domestic refuse. This is simply insane: it will take more resources to recycle everything than we gain from doing the recycling"
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(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Orange is the New Black cast might have dominated Law & Order, but the Breaking Bad cast owes their existence to guest starring roles on The X-Files
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(32)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's best-looking craft beer cans, 2014. Share your obscure finds to the right
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(31)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for an end to work on Sundays. Unless you're in the restaurant or retail industries, of course
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(57)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change
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(25)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Drew is a featured guest on the gadget podcast of Boing Boing - discussing cool high tech toys (w/link to podcast)
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(1)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
10 greatest American Metal bands. List is invalid for number 8. Number 3 should be number 1, number 2 flat sucks and number 1 shouldn't even be on the list. Oh here we go already, and we arent even to the end of the headline yet
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(183)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The newest Doctor Who teaser shows that an old, familiar foe shall return to menace the Doctor in series eight
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(110)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United States Government decides that it's immune from questioning from the United States Government
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(52)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Hayao Miyazaki's retirement, this could be the end of the greatest animation studio outside of America
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest wedding photo trend is something I am sure every Farker wants to get behind
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(97)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Hoarder who previously had 636 cats confiscated by the humane society, defies court order and you can probably guess the rest from the Florida tag
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(34)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West goes on a ten minute rant in the middle of a concert. Who the hell does he think he is, Bono?
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(55)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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(88)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The US is now the world's biggest oil producer, meaning it may have to invade itself at some point in the future
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(131)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Before devouring 61 dogs in 10 minutes Joey Chestnut asked his girlfriend to marry him
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(33)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Only the toughest Syrian Jihadi Rebel Leaders can pull it off with a "Hello Kitty" notebook
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, Lou Gehrig was the luckiest man alive
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tanned, rested and ready: Romney 2016. Let's make this happen, everyone. Everyone? Hey, where did everyone go?
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(146)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best musicians to emerge from Canada. Naturally, Rush, the country's greatest contribution to culture, is number one, because no other--wait, they're at number two? And they were beat out by--NO THIS ATROCITY CANNOT STAND
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(172)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Think you've seen it all with this season's MLB replay reviews? Well, Toronto asked for a replay review to have its runner called out. Umps reach a decision after the lightning fast time of 11 minutes. FARK: Oakland protested the game
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In latest damning indictment of how Obama is handling the economy, U.S. is seeing strongest sustained job creation figures since the late 1990s
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(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you have to pick one acapella version of the Star Spangled Banner, you can't do much better than this. Shifting harmonies, interesting voicing and updated chordal structure - this has it all
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(35)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Red Lobster and Olive Garden have one thing in common...they are among the places with the saltiest meals of the restaurant chains
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(43)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Investor during Nintendo shareholder meeting: "Why are you guys always talking about childish things like video games?"
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(29)
 
(107.3 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man's testicles removed from his throat after first ride on World's Tallest Waterslide
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(73)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you've always felt like there's been a void in your life because you could never accurately track the yearly wildebeest migration between Tanzania and Kenya, your suffering is over
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Group refused service at Atlanta restaurant because a member of the party's sleeveless t-shirt violated the "gentleman's dress code" for the establishment. The fact that he was 4-years old did not sway management to make an exception
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(141)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Louis Zamperini, WWII hero, Olympian, subject of the book 'Unbroken' and one of the toughest people ever to live passes away at age 97
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(37)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists stop working on wasteful projects like searching for a cure for cancer or creating a clean, renewable energy source to focus on real groundbreaking research: figuring out which shape of glass makes beer taste best
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(24)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Growing rates of obesity in pets have led to the emergence of fat farms offering 'pawlates,' 'doga' and 'Barko Polo,' doggie versions of Pilates, yoga and Marco Polo to help slim down man's best friend." Your dog just wants steak
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(47)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
After 10 months, first unstaffed coffee shop "on the honor system" is still in business. "The thing that's amazing is that people have been extremely honest"
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photographer who submitted Jewish baby pic for Ideal Aryan 1935 magazine cover was indeed the greatest troll of his generation. "I wanted to make the Nazis look ridiculous"
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(176)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toughest mathematical problem for general public to solve is 7 X 8. A shocking sixty percent of people come up with answers other than '42'
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(256)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Since 2009, when the annual budget deficit reached a peak of $1.5 trillion, it has fallen steadily. This is an absolute disaster and President Obama's single greatest failure
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(213)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers - Today's flight has been unexpectedly delayed. The pilot has been arrested for stripping during security screening
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(9)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover consciousness on-off switch, eager to test it out in Washington, DC
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(42)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
IBM creates Watson cooking app. All kitchen tips will be phrased in the form of a question
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(9)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How two weird British dudes invaded ESPN and made it interesting again -- for a few weeks, anyway
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(22)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 478: "You Can't Fight City Hall 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(42)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a story you'll never see in the mainstream Western media: Ever since 2004 China has outlawed the construction of new golf courses and is currently bulldozing rogue operations
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(145)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year investigation to find out how much U.N. officials pay themselves results in discovery that nobody in the U.N. knows how much they're paying themselves. Strongly worded letter to follow
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(39)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten questions to help you determine if your religious liberty is being threatened. Don't have time to answer 10 questions? Fine, here's the cheat sheet: It's not being threatened
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(173)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Jockey arrested for driving away from a traffic stop with a sheriff's deputy clinging onto his truck
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Embedded war correspondent narrowly escapes arrest by enemy in warzone
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(38)
 
(Trivia Happy)
 
 
 
Those gross Calvin peeing decals have a history. A tasteless history that includes arrests
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(59)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great, now we have to revisit the whole "religious liberty" thing since Hobby Lobby is getting us one step closer to violating the establishment clause
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(98)
 
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
I guess now the IDF will start arresting hundreds of right-wing Jews, right?
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(75)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Reno PD offering amnesty for people who turn in A) Guns, B) Drugs, or C) Fireworks?
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(22)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
WWE Diva Emma arrested for shoplifting an iPad case. What ever happened to the good old days when wrestlers like Ken Patera were arrested for throwing a boulder through a McDonald's window? Damn kids today
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(67)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Science Channel reports its best quarter ever, credits Morgan Freeman, Survivorman, and Outrageous Acts of Science for its exploding viewership
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(19)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
America may not be on the soccer...sorry, "football" bandwagon yet, but yesterday's match proved that we're damn near close to getting on it
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(146)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Loyal deputies destroy their outgoing sheriff's hard drive with hammers so the new guy can't access any old files
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(76)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Facebook may have broken the law and violated APA ethical guidelines when it tested on humans. Bonus: Fark mention
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(71)
 
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
Man with balls of steel jumps into world's largest sinkhole with no gear, still no word on how many corvettes he found down there (w/amazing video)
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(26)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Terrifying squirrel sets record for largest tail ever. That's not the terrifying part, though. The fact it has developed a taste for blood is the real story here
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(27)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Want to see 25 leaked photos from the set of Star Wars: Episode VII? It's either the genuine movie set, or a bunch of folks are about to have the world's largest pig roast
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(57)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding homeless man arrested outside Good Morning America for trying to break in and kill Michael Strahan
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Highlights from the "Men's rights conference" in Detroit: One speaker postulated that women are responsible for all domestic violence because, having all the power in relationships, they could simply choose not to marry violent men
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(578)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Police bring stabbing victim back to life, promptly arrest his girlfriend. So, win win
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The greatest news anyone under the age of 50 will hear all year
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(53)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Laid-off mother of 5 wins $500,000 in supermarket contest: "I don't win things"
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sensex gains on heavy buying by foreign investors, heavy breathing by fans of accidentally racy stock exchange names
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(5)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cold case investigators identify Nancy Grace's 40 year old bones
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "That narrow ruling we made yesterday? We meant to say it's a very broad one"
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(589)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"So Johnny Manziel, Floyd Mayweather, Tyga, and Tyrese Gibson are at Justin Bieber's house..." So begins the douchiest story ever
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(65)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Welcome to St. Louis traffic court. If you bring your kids in, you'll be arrested. If you have somebody watch your kids outside, you'll be arrested. Would you like to plead guilty or guilty?
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(59)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
VH1's planned Twitter Q&A with Robin Thicke becomes a flood of questions calling out his misogyny, including "On a scale of R. Kelly to Phil Spector, how do you intend to 'Get Her Back?'"
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a break from its 24/7 hunt for Flight 370 to devote time to hard-hitting investigative journalism, asking the probing questions no other media outlet is brave enough to tackle: "Does Oscar Pistorius scream like a girl?"
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court decision will cause the repeal of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neighbors of the Federal Reserve Chairwoman are irked because A) interest rates are too high B) Interest rates are too low, or C) her security detail has "doughnut bellies"
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(30)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Common Core Language Comprehension Test: Mark Wahlberg went to jail and then starred in a ___ movie. Shia LaBeouf starred in a ___ movie and then went to jail
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(40)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Newest excuse from work: You caught a case of the stress
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(36)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Canadians around the world gather to celebrate what it means to truly be a hoser with Free Agency Day. See how your team gets hosed starting at noon EST
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(176)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Lenar Witney (R-eally? That's a name?) claims that Global Warming is "the greatest deception in the history of mankind"
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(110)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
UFC Fight clips with commentary is the funniest thing on the internet. Seriously
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(46)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Most people think that yesterday's Hobby Lobby decision was a big win for social conservatives, but maybe they shouldn't start sucking each other just yet
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(241)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feds investigate Nissan cars for unwanted acceleration. As opposed to their investigation of Chryslers trying to find any acceleration
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(22)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember when NOAA said that July 2012 was the hottest month ever recorded in the US? Yeah, about that
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(293)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Seth Rollins turn his briefcase into- Eh, Fark it, we all know he's doomed, just like the rest of the roster as #lolcenawins begins its 2000th title reign on WWE Raw. Pre-show at 7:30 pm ET
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(1716)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Meet Kim-Jong Sexy Beast, the Swedish man who might have the longest name in the world
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(52)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It would be a real shame if something happened to the State Department employees investigating Blackwater
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(125)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Scotland, the tax tribunal has finally ruled on a question great minds have pondered for centuries: Are Snowballs cakes or merely treats covered in coconut flakes?
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It looks like someone has finally found a way to make a billiard trick shot video interesting
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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(241)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(1245)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest "assemblage art" that you'll see today, compliments of some French artist dude
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first person in the West to hear of Joseph Stalin's death in 1953 was a) Eisenhower b) CIA head Allen Dulles or c) Johnny Cash
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(49)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(80)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Primitive Earthlings' best construction was no match for a creature with acid for blood
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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(40)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"When I get out of jail, I'm gonna put you in the hospital" probably not the smartest thing to tell an arresting officer. Bonus matching Mother/Daughter "At First I Was Like" mugshots
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech freshman cornerback dismissed from team and school for having his biggest hit of the season
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(13)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 becomes the biggest film of 2014, earning nearly $100 million opening weekend and securing the #1 spot at the box office. 22 Jump Street is #2 with $15 million, and last week's top film, Think Like a Man Too, plummeted sharply
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(118)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
After months of investigations, it only took one small tip in the end to arrest Jerry Sandusky
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
WWE star steps up and answers the question: "How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?"
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama yearns to walk among the commoners, unrecognized, once again. Maybe he should have thought of this before he went about destroying America
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(147)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Denver is becoming the western US' most-advanced mass-transit city through the bizarre tactic of building train tracks to places people actually need to go. You getting that part, California?
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(150)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Back in 1919 corn grew everywhere. That's why people built homes out of corn and Iowa was touted as the Boston of the West. It was fashionable at the time to travel there in a Detroit Electric, but it only got you 80 miles to the charge
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district defends their actions in disciplining a kindergartener for sexual misconduct for removing his pants, say they're just sad they couldn't have the child charged with molestation since he technically removed a 5-year-old's pants
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(135)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(100)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Why'd the 70-year-old man swim 4 miles through alligator-infested waters to cross the lake? It was "on his bucket list" of course
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(2)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Five minutes that prove we're living through the greatest time in human history
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(85)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
After other fast food restaurants turned it down, Taco Bell was the only bidder at a public auction of city-owned property in front of the town's sewer plant. Mayor says it's the perfect fit
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember when 10-year interest-only jumbo mortgages were all the rage? You're about to
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(37)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Three arrested inside a Walmart after robbing $10,000 worth of electronics from a nearby Radio Shack. In other news, there's $10,000 worth of electronics at Radio Shack
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to know the best way to pick a public toilet at a festival or event? Leave it to math
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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(39)
 
(Some SoCal Six Stringer)
 
 
 
Can the internet find a guitar? TFer's Best Friend, a real live and a really good working musician, and a First-Class Good Guy, had his guitar stolen while loading out in Newport Beach recently. The Power of Fark compels you. LGT details and photos
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(27)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A year ago: 19 Hotshot firefighters lose their lives fighting a major wildfire. Politicians took photo-ops. Investigations were conducted. Promises of change. Today: MEH
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, an awful PBS production starring Raul Julia. Mike, Servo, and Crow make turn this dreary mess into a laugh fest. "So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're the asshat that dumped asbestos tainted with DDT, lead, and arsenic in the Deer Park wetlands on Long Island, the DA would like a word with you
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(42)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who season 8 finally scheduled to premiere in late August. BBC America promises to spend the next two months figuring out how best to screw things up
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(83)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best lightning storm you'll see from space all day thanks to NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman
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(3)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Researchers have detected the smallest force ever measured: 42 yoctonewtons - equivalent to one septillion of a newton and an unknown quantity of Oreos
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"'Twas the night of Half Christmas and on the West Coast, Fans came out to celebrate as the Angels played host. Garland was hung on the seat backs with care, And when the home team took BP, Santa was there"
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(5)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ice-T's grandson arrested for shooting and killing his roommate. At least the next season of Law & Order: SVU has a new plotpoint
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(43)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Liquid nitrogen + vacuum = the coolest thing you'll see today. Specifically, -346 Fahrenheit
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(10)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Police tell man trying to get arrested that he hasn't committed a crime and that they can't arrest... oh...oh...wait... ooooh, yep, that'll work
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(38)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Shia Labeouf accused. "of having talent" not the rest of the headline
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(33)
 
(Rotoworld)
 
 
 
Who will the Panthers take number one? How will the Leafs screw up this time? Will Cuba Gooding Jr. awkwardly hit on the moms of any of the selections? It's your 2014 NHL Draft thread. 7pm EST on NBCSN and TSN
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(90)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Science finally answers the question, "What happens when you play music through a squid?"
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(19)
 
(aids.gov)
 
 
 
It's national HIV testing day. Stay tuned to find out if your nation has HIV
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(51)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Scary: Police sniper spotted armed man near Brazilian President during World Cup opening ceremony, requested permission to fire. Dumbass: It was another cop
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(17)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of Lavabit, the now shut down e-mail service used by Snowden to communicate with journalists, was interviewed on the radio this morning. Interesting tag trumps scary
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing metro area in the US has no crime or kids. Difficulty: World's largest HOA
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(79)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After Neil Cavuto's testy interview with Michele Bachmann, Fox News viewer complains that Republicans get a raw deal on the network: "I will watch for a Dem to get grilled like that but won't hold my breath"
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(110)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pat Sajak makes a gay contestant feel uncomfortable in 3 .. 2... 1
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(101)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
"Suarez ban is excessive" says Suarez latest biting victim
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(50)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Usually you contest election results because you feel the votes wee counted wrong. Then there is this guy
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(77)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felon running for office hoping transparency about car-focused fetish arrests will rev up supporters this November
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(36)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
The coolest and fastest way to peel an entire bag of potatoes
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(31)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cop found driving with a blood alcohol level three times the legal amount gets off because of a silly, innocent, mistake in the paperwork made by the arresting officer who accidentally filled in his own name instead of the suspect's
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(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The longest movie plot summary on Wikipedia belongs to a Disney Channel original movie that was made in 2000
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(45)
 
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
The volunteers who restored the lost footage from the SpaceX Falcon 9 landing played it like Tetris: one macroblock at a time
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(9)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Guy who invests in pre-IPO companies says the IPO is dead
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(9)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats have best fundraising day of the year after Boehner announces his intention to sue President Obama
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(98)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five-time national champion female runner finishes the 800 meters at the U.S. Track and Field championships with a time of 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. 35 seconds slower than her personal best. Oh did I mention she is 34 WEEKS PREGNANT?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter boards Romerocopter, reports that World Cup is extremely trending topic on social media, and may be biggest social media event ever. Time to rush home and watch CNN to see what people on Twitter think about this news
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke has become the creepiest singer in music, though some would say he's always been that way
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(46)
 
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Today our orchestra will be performing the Symphony of Strings by Schuman and then Debussy's Nocturnes. But first, we need to invoke the spirits of our ancestors with this war dance
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(9)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GM tells dealers to stop selling the Chevy Cruze, try to interest customers in a vehicle that isn't currently being recalled, like something from the Ford place down the street
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(21)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How does the American Red Cross avoid public outrage over the misappropriation of $300 million in relief money for Hurricane Sandy? By claiming their expenses are a trade secret. Next question
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Latest Reason why Obamacare is a failure: People getting insurance who could not get insurance before. Checkmate Libtardos
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(85)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest use for a remote-controlled helicopter: Delivering drugs to a prison yard
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(17)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Unlike the ladies, car thieves are actually interested in your affordable compact SUV
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(36)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Man robs Subway shop with pepper spray, says it's the freshest ingredient in the store
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(11)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korean restaurants are opening up around Asia. I hear pebble and twig soup is amazing
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan man has vision restored with a 'bionic eye,' immediately puts his home up for sale after realizing that he was still living in Michigan
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that women who want abortions have already demonstrated they don't mind being groped, does away with protest buffer zones around clinics
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(606)
 
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Fact: The best orchestra bosses are women
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(19)
 
(Edge Online)
 
 
 
Why the open world video game genre is its own worst enemy. If you immediately thought 'side quests,' here, have a cookie
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(154)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're waiting for guests to arrive for your son's birthday party when a black bear falls through the skylight, lands on the living room floor, and starts licking the frosting off all the birthday cupcakes? Yeah, me too
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(27)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Adam Levine's "I'm not a douche" profile proves that he is indeed a douche. "Levine is the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia"
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(51)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter hates soccer because it is destroying America thanks to its lack of "major injuries and personal humiliation"
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(229)
 
(SFX (UK))
 
 
 
The Doctor saying goodbye to Rose for the first of approximately 27 times tops a Best 250 Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy moments poll. If the kids voting on this ever saw Earthshock or Caves of Androzani, their minds would be blown
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(79)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Promiscuous women at work tolerated by people they work with if they make a lot of money, in successful field test of the "If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home" hypothesis
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(60)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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(52)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 477: "It's So Fluffy". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(65)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about scoring an amazing real estate deal and relocating to Detroit, except how to find a job
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(61)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(148)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rest of the rainbow colored dominos have pretty much toppled
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(104)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Guest on MSDNC draws link between Obama's Iraq policy and the movies of Gerard Butler. Study it out, people
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia
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(103)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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(138)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Thad Cochran survives election against challenger, outlasting Dick Lugar as sitting Senator with the best porn name
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
When books are written they'll show that I was endorsed by the best historical footnote the world has ever seen
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(26)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops reading your email, recess appointments, protesting abortion clinics, unions and your boss's religion are all on the chopping block today as we quickly come down to the final countdown for SCOTUS
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
33 Best Beer Bars in America, or a compilation of the last 10 Fark Parties
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(16)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of an Indian restaurant in England gets a take out order from Brazil and personally delivers it ... for $7100
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cat sits on police woman's shoulders while she investigates a possible burglary, still refuses to volunteer information on what it saw from its hiding place in the ceiling
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
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(133)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Cops investigating home-made firearm discover that it goes off when you pull the trigger
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(43)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The tribal drums beat louder: Native American group stages protest demanding the Cleveland Indians change their name and mascot
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(96)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant sells chocolate fried chicken in case your adult diabetes want some little diabetes of their own
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(134)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The group that measures the world's Top 500 fastest supercomputers hasn't crowned a new champion in more than a year because Skynet hates competition
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(21)
 
(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
High school student testifies before Senate Finance Committee, tells them the obvious: "Higher education is only for the privileged, and that needs to change right now"
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(307)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
All thirty films of Keanu Reeves, "one of America's best and weirdest movie stars," listed in order of performance quality. Whoa
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(102)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The SEC investigation Sen. Chuck Grassley demanded to find out who in the Obama administration leaked insider information on Medicare changes that let stock traders make a fortune is now focused on a GOP health policy staffer in the House
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(50)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How we used radiation to cleanse the earth of one of mankind's greatest scourges
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(38)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you ever asked yourself, "Self, if every state were a country, where would it rank with the rest of world in incarceration rates?" here's your answer
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(181)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The answer to the question you never asked: "What would it be like if Slayer was remixed for Radio Disney?"
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chris Christie facing corruption investigation over bridge repair. This is not a repeat from every day for the last six months
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(37)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology announces newest initiative: The Global War on Science
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(95)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's the cutest video of a cat boxing a Doberman that you'll see before lunch
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(13)
 
(World Bulletin)
 
 
 
Iceland moves to be world's first democracy to completely block online porn. "We are looking at the best technical ways to achieve this. But if we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet"
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(109)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest whose "impeccable" sources hosts vouched for, claims that Bill Clinton smiled when he was told he had "a progressive heart condition because the term sounded Liberal," and he plotted how to use his death to get Hillary elected
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(79)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In what could have been the greatest, or most unsettling, movie ever made. David Cronenberg turned down an opportunity to direct one of the Star Wars sequels
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama has destroyed America so thoroughly that California lawmakers propose the first Constitutional Convention since 1787
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(256)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
One in five newly-hired employees leaves their job within 45 days in latest proof that it's a waste of time and energy learning the names of people you work with
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(69)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Cosmologists are puzzled: they predict that the Universe should not have lasted for more than a second. This startling conclusion is the result of combining the latest observations of the sky with the recent discovery of the Higgs boson"
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(132)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The restaurant where you want to eat won't let your wife bring her dog inside. To show your displeasure with the policy, do you: A) take your business elsewhere, B) give it a poor review on Yelp, or C) drive your car into the restaurant?
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(27)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
The hottest video of golfer Michelle Wie getting drunk and twerking you're likely to see today
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Hot chick crashes her truck, drives down the wrong way on a highway, crashes again, gets arrested, wiggles out of her handcuffs, reaches into the front seat and eats a bag of weed. TAA-DAA
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(85)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coast Guard reminds boaters not to have threesomes on moving yachts: "There's a moral here: If you're feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants"
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(62)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The US government wants you to stop eating junk food. Sure they do, they have nothing but the best intentions for you citizen. Just sit back on your sofa
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(74)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Afghans protest election fraud, in latest sign that they don't really understand how modern democracy is expected to 'work'
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten tips on becoming a morning person, the greatest type of person there is
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(107)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You may have heard about the metal statue of Marilyn Monroe that is quietly resting in a Chinese scrapheap after a brief time in front of a Guigang mall. But the juxtaposition of Giant Metal Marilyn amid the garbage is only the tip of the weird"
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron's wife just pulled off the greatest accidental troll of the year
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(32)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
"For the past decade or so, the best defense Getty Images could find against the right-click button on your mouse - home of the copy and save functions - has been a team of scary lawyers. But now it is embracing embeddable images"
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(18)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Shake and Baked Alaska. 8.0 struck Little Sitkin. Tsunami Warnings from Unamak Pass to Attu Island. Warnings being evaluated for rest of West Coast
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(167)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Best idea ever? A trampoline park in an abandoned mine
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A church, a mosque and a synagogue all under one roof. Because if anyone has an established history of getting along, it's Christians, Muslims and Jews
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(115)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The best pictures of Sushi Cats you'll see all day
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(24)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(104)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Columnist asks if cities can crack down on smoking e-cigarettes in pubic, then why can't they force restaurants that serve burritos to include a Beano pill with every purchase
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Contest held to find least obedient pet in nation. Finally a competition your dog or cat has a chance of winning
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Science tackles one of the most baffling and intriguing questions of our era: Why do women tennis players grunt so much?
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(39)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Do Himalayan mountain bus drivers ever rest?
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police to Idaho couple: If you wanted that naked, feces-smearing intruder arrested, you should have done it yourselves
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adolf Hitler left a hidden fortune now estimated to be worth more than $5bn. Though he wasn't that bad, he did kill Hitler. Though he also killed the man who killed Hitler
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(106)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The biggest corporation (by revenue) in each state is obvious for Arkansas, Texas and Michigan. Now try and guess Washington, California and New Jersey
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michelle Wie simultaneous wins the US Open, and the LPGA Shortest Shorts and Dat Ass titles
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(236)
 
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Columnist suggests new names for Washington's football team, including the Cherry Blossoms, because the team "blossom[s] early in the season and wither[s] quickly." OH SNAP
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
For $2,000 a plate you can eat at the world's most expensive restaurant, featuring "molecular gastronomy" and a hi-tech light show. Or you could drop about $30 on a couple tabs of acid and some Ding-Dongs, if these photos are accurate
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
A look at the world's toughest auto race: the Nurburgring 24h. 'Over 200 cars, ranging from a Mk3 VW Golf GTI up to 200mph McLaren 12C GT3s, share the same track for 24 hours. Accidents are a given"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"In the last 10 days alone, we've seen two Statues of Liberty arrested, a Spider-Man convicted of harassing a tourist, and now a third character arrested for groping a woman in Times Square"
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