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Wed March 29, 2017
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an icecream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Cheapest house in San Francisco costs $499,000, is uninhabitable
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
The Trump administration continues its quest for inclusiveness by excluding LGBTQ people from the 2020 Census
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A glass of Country-Western served with a shot of Goth. Git yer shiatkickers on
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Tue March 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeremy Roenick is pissed at the NYPD and DMV for arresting him on an old traffic beef and dumping him in a room full of cokeheads that wasn't an NHL locker room
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Four years after introducing electronic tracking bracelets, Disney theme parks report 50 percent of guests wear them, making their experience better and helping Disney collect shiat-ton of maybe-anonymized, maybe-not data about you and your location
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
19 questions I'd like to ask the Little Mermaid
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for trying to sell baby on Craigslist. That is horrible. They'd have gotten a much better price on eBay
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Streaming rights become the biggest impediment to networks picking up new pilots this season
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The fake doctor behind the "toxic tush" death pleads no contest to charges, gets ten years in prison
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The company that Nunes lists as his single largest personal investment has suddenly scrubbed all references to doing business in Russia, claiming it was a one-off deal in 2013. The Russian distributor says they still are doing business to this day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's unofficial role and uncertain portfolio is causing confusion and consternation among West Wing Staffers "No one really knows what she does exactly." So, like father like daughter, then?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Romney 3.0 may run for governor of Utah once beta testing is done
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Happy Oberon Day, Michigan. Wait, that was yesterday? Farking hell, how much did I have?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nunes: I have investigated myself and found no wrong-doing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Girl who is standing up to Wall Street's bull to continue her silent protest through February 2018
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Today is 3/28/17. Also known as Falcons Day. Let's celebrate the biggest upset in Superbowl history. Tag is because I'm a Pats fan
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spicer says it's 100% false that the White House tried to stop Yates from testifying, which means they TOTALLY tried to do that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How do you make college softball interesting? By having a coach and a player tussle with each other after a game
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top ten greatest guest stars on The X-Files. And yeah...they got #1 right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Draconian anti-marijuana policies are driving Americans who fail drug tests out of work. Factory owners discover the drug-free lifestyle of Muslim immigrants and hire them even if they don't speak English. Jeff Sessions unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss - History's Greatest Monster
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have a surprise guest appearance to announce the banning of the environment? Will he say the Trump was only sorta lying, the best kind of lying? Will this ever stop being sad? THIS is your WH Press Briefing thread (1PM start time)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're a waitress and a customer orders a child's portion it's probably best not to write 'weird freak' on the receipt
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
And the latest item on Putin's Amazon.ru/mil wishlist - cruise missle slinging ice-breaker corvettes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail decides Britain isn't sufficiently embarrassed and allocates their front page to a sexiest legs contest between Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon. Who wins? No one wins
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One-legged woman allowed to sue Kentucky cops for framing her. Cop neglected to mention her one-legged status when testifying that she dragged a dead person to a bridge and tossed the body off the bridge
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Turns out Paul Ryan's reputation as a wonky genius was a bit oversold; Republicans are bedazzled when you bother to use numbers at all, but his tax plan is "a modest proposal"-level garbage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes tells Bill O'Reilly that Democrats want him to quit the Russiagate investigation because "they know I am quite effective." You see, he has a certain set of skills; specifically, running to the source of the investigation to warn him
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
As Netflix takes over our screen time, VPs of traditional studios are jumping ship, and stars on Netflix-original shows demand salaries equivalent to lead actors on blockbuster movies or TV series. "It's a feeding frenzy to get the best people"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Jodie Sweetin's house is less full after she obtains a restraining order against her gun-brandishing ex
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While we were distracted by Russia and healthcare, Congress voted to drug test the unemployed
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Mon March 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Article lists the "four best grown-up things to do with baby oil," while completely ignoring what you do with it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five years ago on this day, one Los Angeles institution buys another as Magic Johnson's investment group buys the Dodgers for the sale price of $2 billion
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
War on Christianity ramps up with Blackest of the Black festival. Highlights include a bondage stage, sacrifice altar (featuring Bieber), blood bath, and roving freak show
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
F1 has done the impossible: Made the last 10+ years look like an overtaking festival of epic proportions. In related news, F1 considering a name change to Train One
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CEO of biggest coal company in the U.S. says that there is nothing Trump can do to bring coal jobs back to the U.S.
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(Some Copy Editor)
 
 
 
The latest sign that society is collapsing and the end is near: AP stylebook updated to allow the singular they
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, with a price on her head, Kara finds herself beset from all sides and bereft of ice cream. Meanwhile, Alex meets the Ex, J'onn receives an unusual request from Wonder Woman and Mon-El gets punched in the face. (CW 8ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This just in, Congressional Republicans are shunning Univision, says anchor of popular show "Ninguna Mierda, Estúpido"
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
The loneliest person on the right in Donald Trump's Washington is: a) a free-trader, b) an immigration lover or, c) a conservative Republican who believes climate change is a serious threat
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of the most violent clash in the blood feud between the Detroit Red Wings and the Colorado Avalanche. Here are all ten fights to satiate your hockey bloodlust
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Investor flips Trump's childhood home for huuuge profit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans descend on D.C. to call for an investigation into Pizzagate. Everyone knows Chicago pizza isn't real pizza
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Two NFL players arrested, one tasered for "interference." Here are their mugshots
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And the leader of the Umbrella protests was sitting on the Group W bench and they said "what'd they get you for?" and he said "littering" and they all moved away from him on the group W. Bench and then he said "and creatin' a nuisance"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He is fine taking eyeglasses from children so he can pass a bill," an angry Joy Reid says of Paul Ryan and his ironic Ayn Rand philosophy. When will Republicans learn Rand was a welfare queen with terrible ideologies that would destroy America?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German economy booming in spite of not taking Trump's advice, which seems foolish since Trump is the world's best businessman who's ever gone bankrupt every few years or so. Doesn't Germany understand the business cunning of Trump?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market fear threatens a return, as Dow stares at longest losing streak in 6 years. Thanks, Donald
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are thousands of new little hills in Siberia filled with explosive methane, but climate change is still a Chinese hoax because it's spring but yesterday was chilly enough for me to put on a heavier sweater
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest trend in fashion is to throw glitter on your butt, 'cause that's what guys want: glitter butt. Seriously, ladies, guys don't need this. You're doing this for yourself
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Power Generation becomes latest act to support Phil Collins at Hyde Park
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Step forward if you got to see the incredible finish of yesterday's UNC/Kentucky game. Not so fast, Columbus, OH
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Steele, the former MI6 agent who may have the pee pee tape, will reportedly testify against Trump
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Your 2017 Final Four is all set: Congratulations to Gonzaga, Oregon, South Carolina and Best Carolina
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State prosecutors demand arrest of President for corruption, bribery, and nepotism
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
But who is the most farked? Who is just sort of farked? Who has the best shot at surviving? Here is a ranking of streaming music companies, ranked from most to least farked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman thinks the third time has to be the charm but she is again arrested for scaling the White House fence
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Sasha finds herself in the Saviors camp. Rick embarks on a side quest as war against Negan looms. Will Maggie and Daryl continue to bond? Find out in "Something They Need". The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Suitcases full of unmarked bills are out. These days you just have dirty politicians invest in a bit of real property or a brand and then flip that brand for a thousand times its worth while forcing distribution through an oligarch-controlled market
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Entire coffee world turned upside down as espresso with tonic water is the latest bizarre coffee trend
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When it comes to properly filling dish-detergent bottles, Honest Company found to be dishonest
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for £300 billion in NATO protection, plus interest. SO TIRED OF WINNING, GUYS
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
A young scientist who may completely eclipse Darwin, has some interesting theories about what constitutes something being alive
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
And now, the best steakhouse in each state - you may nitpick, but your dog won't
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pence says, don't worry people of West Virginia, the scourge of public insurance will be gone with nothing good to replace it because I'm a Republican. Oops, did I say that out loud?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Muslim woman on bridge during Westminster attack speaks out after becoming target of Islamophobic bigots
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 21 best secret bars in the world to host your next Fark party at
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The best movies and television shows coming to Netflix in April so you know what to watch after binge-watching the new season of MST3K
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your ride. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to drive a boat?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While being an NFL GM is viewed as a prestigious position, for some reason, no one wants to do it under owner Dan Snyder
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost tourist is saved after nine days in the Amazon rainforest after monkeys dropped food to him from the trees and led him to water. It's a good thing he avoided the Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids
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(10 News)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its runoff, they're not sending their best
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA may be a young person's league and the Phoenix Suns now have the youngest starting lineup in league history, younger than some NCAA Tournament teams
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your real estate industry wants steak
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
¿Dónde está Kermit?
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson says he won't be called to testify as a witness in the insider trading trial he was involved in. Because as all golfers know, any penalties should be called by the defendant on himself
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
PaleyFest shows the first episode of Orphan Black's fifth and final season
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The best way for Trump to do something is to do nothing. Finally, a political strategy we can rally around
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In this era of nothing-to-see-here, isn't it nice to know we used to treat kids as spies for requesting airplane pictures?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato gives the best response to her nude photo leak: "It's just cleavage"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reality show contestants spend a year in the Scottish wilderness unaware the show was cancelled
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressman: You know, it might be a good idea to pause the President's legislative agenda until the investigation into his possible collusion with the Russian government is complete
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(Gene Masseth)
 
 
 
Major U.S. cities with highest median home prices and the salary needed to purchase a home there. Disparity between #2 and #1 is unreal
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will he announce his resignation on the heels of a crushing defeat? Will he blame the Democrats? Will he blame Trump and Pence? THIS is your Paul Ryan "seppuku" press conference (4pm start)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porsche is celebrating its best year in history by giving every single employee, including janitors and assembly line workers, a 9,111-euro ($9,825) bonus
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Trumpcare debate and vote at 3:30 EST. Watch it become Failcare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carter, Stone, and Page all offer to testify. Oh and Comey showed up at the the WH just now and no one knows why
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yesterday's ACA vote was delayed after threats. Will Trump's cunning stunt pay off, or will he be handed a bipartisan defeat? It's do-or-die for American Health Care as the House votes on Trumpscare. Vote Cancelled
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Need a romantic spot to propose? Here are the world's best places. Get ready to travel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For no apparent reason, the Republican Intelligence Committee Chair decided to cancel the public hearing on the panel's investigation of Trump and possible collusion with Russia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cummings and Chaffetz request Michael Flynn documents from White Hous-Oh shucks, seems they all fell into one of the several fireplaces in the White House. Wet floors will do that, ya know
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Peyton Manning. Possibly the smartest QB to ever play the game and not consistently win the big ones
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The 15 best jobs if you're under 25 that pay at least $40k. Need more? Not all of them require a bachelor's degree
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After CNN reports that Trump aides are being investigated by the FBI for collusion with Russia, Roger Stone sends a ranting letter saying he was defamed and will "spank" his accusers "like little children". Difficulty: he wasn't named in the report
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fortune magazine names Theo Epstein as the greatest world leader, beating out heads of state, tech CEOs and even Pope Francis. Epstein: "Um, I can't even get my dog to stop peeing in the house"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How many cute little ducks have you killed by feeding them bread you evil duck-destroying monster?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protestor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
March 24 is National Cheesesteak Day. Do you love them like Subby does? Do you want to know how to make the perfect one? What are your cheesesteak stories?
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(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Cubs ace Jake Arrieta goes deep - very deep - 465 feet deep - with the longest home run ever by a pitcher
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Some people just don't appreciate having domestic violence humor on a billboard
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Is there a secret contest among GOP reps to see who can be the biggest asshole in public? WI Rep suggests abolishing Pell Grants because the kids just "waste" the money on computers and "goodies" and hey, they can just borrow the money anyway
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Westminster attack was long overdue" writes author who doesn't care about phrasing and clearly doesn't have an editor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50 things you should do before 50... 1: Are you over/under 50? 2: How many items have you done? 3: What should/shouldn't be on the list? 4: Feel free to tell your best story about a list item
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(BBC)
 
 
 
MP Tobias Ellwood, who battled to save the life of stabbed policeman at Westminster, lost his own brother in the 2002 Bali terrorist bombings
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sure, the latest Supreme Court ruling may make clothing and furniture more expensive, but Justice Clarence Thomas showcased his expertise in cheerleading uniforms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's early policy moves benefit the industries he knows best - his own. But don't worry, there's no conflict of interest here, believe me
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein says the GOP won't investigate Trump's Russia collusion as "There's a cover-up going on here." And if anyone knows about a conspiracy and cover-up, it's Carl Bernstein
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Best new attraction at Disneyland? Without a doubt, Dole Whip pineapple cotton candy
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
We're going to vote today to throw 24 million Americans off healthcare. Why don't we just go ahead and arrest 54 disabled people in wheelchairs protesting while we're at it? That ought to generate some favorable press
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voter shocked her not-legal immigrant husband will be deported tomorrow, despite being one of the "good" ones and owner of the popular Eddie's Steak Shed restaurant
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artie Lange is off of show due to heroin arrest. Says, don't do it kids, even though it feels amazing, it's bad and it can lead to you not being on a TV show
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New poll indicates that 60% of Americans find Trump dishonest. The 40% who find him honest are either his family or board of directors
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Japan's 'oldest porn queen' calls it quits at 80
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House intel committee head apologizes for his actions yesterday, saying, "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the endless world of NBA stats, Russell Westbrook becomes first player in history to record a perfect triple-double
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arrest made in multiple threats to Jewish centers. Fark: suspect is a Jewish teenager in Israel
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes is "the destruction of our business" says the guy who financed 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' and directed 3 'Rush Hour' movies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daesh takes credit for the Westminster attack, the quality of the CHIPs remake, and the new Yoko Ono album
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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(Time)
 
 
 
McCain: Guys who exonerated me on that Keating Five thing clearly can't be trusted to investigate Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Lionel, could you get the waiter for a second, I want to leave him a big tip to show how much I love you people. What? Whaddya mean this isn't a restaurant? Who've I been tipping this whole time?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state representative calls rape and incest "the will of God." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Former university student arrested for breaking into a university laboratory and doing "medical research"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Israel Tax Authority investigating Google and Facebook
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Buddhist temple in Fukui holds techno music services to lure young worshipers, with chief priest rapping sutras as colorful lights swirl around Buddha statue. 'We priests are Buddha's public relations representatives'
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 620: "Spring is in the Air 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're planning on texting the details of your upcoming drug swap, it's probably best not to mistakenly send it to a local prosecutor
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(Some Intimidator)
 
 
 
Dale Jr. drops a Number 2 on bootleg '#3' shirt manufacturers, who photoshop him wearing their rags & throw in fake "Dale Jr. Meet & Greet" contests for good measure
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cracks in the foundation of the Bay Area real estate?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Christian school principal suspends 12-year-old girl for selling kids' toys in class because the principal mistook them for sex toys. "In your wildest imaginations, no adult could possibly view this as a sex toy, this is a water-filled bag"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock markets sink worldwide as traders begin to question Trump's ability to deliver on his economic promises. The guys on Wall Street are JUST NOW realizing Trump is full of shiat? And they want us to trust them with OUR money?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's now a crime to harass livestock with a drone in Utah, so change up those bachelor party plans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds ATMs and coffee shops are good locations to put defibrillators. Especially for people who go into cardiac arrest when they realize they emptied the ATM to pay off their monthly Starbucks bill
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Dave Brat goes into a conspiracy theory meltdown live on the air after Katy Tur asks him a few simple questions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just how, exactly, does an FBI counterintelligence investigation into a sitting President and his cronies work? I'm glad you asked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this what the rest of the internet is actually like? It's a slideshow combined with one weird animal trick you'll never believe after another in between the actual 'story'. Do I just go to the right places on the internet to not see this crap?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
High school anatomy teacher arrested for fulfilling job requirements
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes claims that Trump people were picked up on FBI wiretaps of Russians, which means, technically, Obama wiretapped the Trump campaign, which is the best kind of wiretapping
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Evil godless medicine devils want you to believe that taking Christ out of the genetic amniocentesis results might not be in the best interests of women's health
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Next up with Russian connections: John Podesta
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(Jocks Behind Bars)
 
 
 
Another mugshot and arrest added to this NFL offseason. This time it's Michael Thomas. Not that Michael Thomas, the other one. Not that one either, damn how many Michael Thomas' this league have?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
GOP Senators ask Judge Gorsuch the probing questions: "What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" and "Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?" Hey, I thought there wasn't going to be a litmus test
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SoS Rex Tillerson: "I didn't want this job. I didn't seek this job. My wife told me I'm supposed to do this." The Best People®, folks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Presidents under investigation should not get a SCOTUS pick
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Wheel of Fortune" contestant really wants "a streetcar naked desire"
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The upcoming Ariane 5 launch of telecommunications satellites for Brazil and South Korea is delayed due to (a) technical issues, (b) weather, (c) a strike. La réponse est toujours (c)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kanye West just can't seem to catch a break
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA has a serious problem with a particular performance enhancing substance, with virtually every player in the league having tested positive for "PB&J"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tech investor tweets that Apple should change its search results after they immediately bring up info on Big Dicks in Little Asians 2, doesn't realize results are based on individual search history
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And so it begins - Newsweek suggests Trump would be wise to negotiate a resignation before his presidency is fatally wounded
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Paige gets the answers to questions she didn't ask. Oleg is stuck between the CIA and a hard place. Flies, no, not the flies and where the Hell is Henry. 'The Americans' episode 3, 'The Midges' Tuesday at 10PM EST on FX
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate Yahoo's long life as Internet pioneer by remembering its longest-lasting contribution to society
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Trapped by Music Meister, Barry and Kara treat us to a rousing rendition of "Dammit Barry" (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, in WWI France, only JRR Tolkien can destroy the Spear of Destiny. (CW 9ET)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Whether it's residents in his Trump-branded buildings, or his business associates or investors in his projects, Trump is tied up with not just Russians, but in many cases Russians tied to the criminal underworld and money laundering
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Flight attendant wrestles 5-foot snake from plane; Samuel L. Jackson unimpressed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At this rate, future air travel security will necessitate flying naked, without luggage, anesthetized, and being revived at your destination. On the plus side, you'll never know you spent 9 hours next to a fat slob with B.O. that could kill a horse
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Japanese wrestling has its own Donald Trump storyline, and it is getting extremely weird (trigger warning: "Anal Explosion Death Match")
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The internet is forever, and things you post can come back to haunt you later. Isn't that right, Mrs. Kellyanne "Ha, ha, you're being investigated by the FBI" Conway?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
$3.7 million restoration returns Jesus' tomb to its original splendor. Search for it with keywords "Jerusalem tourist trap"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at church school. To be fair, in Florida, that's called doing a bang-up job of parenting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While most news outlets reported the twin bombshells Comey dropped yesterday, that Trump lied, and that Trump's team is being investigated; Fox and Friends tweets "you didn't miss much" with a supercut of the questions Comey DIDN'T answer
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea says it's not afraid of US strike in statement describing their 'treasured sword of justice,' simultaneously ratcheting up the tension and giving World of Warcraft players a new reason to invade
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are being less than honest in selling Trumpcare
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
China tortures lawyers. Rest of world issues statement of general approval
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI investigation...could hamper [Trump's] political agenda for months, if not years, to come." HA. Years?
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(TaxProf)
 
Fake
 
The best and worst states for business: 90% of the top 10 voted for Trump; 80% of the bottom 10 voted for Clinton
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Questions on Ivanka Trump products can now be sent to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. -- and that includes classified data too
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Ever have that questionable friend that would show up at the party and bring a bunch of uninviteds? Well that is Pluto, which has been invited to the planet party again
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson to skip parent-teacher conference in lieu of hanging out with his best friend during school hours
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Couple go into bar around midnight, order drinks. Woman passes out. Staff calls cab. Before cab arrives, woman vomits in front of bar, Man gets into fight with bar staff. Police arrive, arrest couple. Quick, where'd couple's 5-year-old daughter go?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Israel says it will destroy Syria's air defenses 'without thinking twice.' Considering how often we go to war without even thinking once, I'd call that an upgrade
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(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Learn to loot, smash skulls, and scream the right way in this Protest Safety Simulator
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Comey testified before Congress today. For in depth analysis, let's watch Rachel Maddow together at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is the best ACC basketball conference in history... Oh wait, you were serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Establishment Democrats aim to adopt the anti-Trump movement", perhaps consider becoming liberal again but not too soon because they wouldn't want to rush into standing for something, or winning elections, or anything scary like that
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
How the long awaited rematch between Obi-Wan and Darth Maul on Star Wars Rebels was "beyond a lightsaber fight" (major spoilers from latest episode)
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Titan is home to the Solar System's largest bubble bath
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mom changing to Dad at the same time as son changes to daughter. The next family reunion is sure going to be interesting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
By order of Secretary Spicer, Paul Manafort is/was no longer the former Chairman of the Trump campaign but "Someone who played a very limited role for a very limited time". Please consign all non-conforming information to the nearest Memory Hole
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CEO creates Snowflake Test for job applicants. "I don't want most people to work for my company. Most people suck"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Wait until the hearing is over before you mischaracterize someone's congressional testimony, Mr. President, or you run the risk of being corrected in real-time
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out the best way to radicalize people is to strip them of their nationality. Not that this administration would know or anything
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
New book details Hitler's plan to jack up supersolidiers with meth, cocaine, and livestock steroids before sending them to England on miniature submarines
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe some of these people manage to stay alive, much less make it out to restaurants to eat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
James Comey answers the least suspenseful question in recorded history
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Island volcano under one of the world's busiest flight paths has erupted almost 40 times this year and it doesn't look set to stop
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jeff Van Gundy: Resting the Cavaliers' big 3 in a nationally televised game should be "a prosecutable offense". NBA league office: We agree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Zero-alcohol Heineken to hit shelves. Company hopes there will be more than zero interest
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Trump Administration to boycott UN council over anti-Israel agenda, because the best way to stop something you don't like is to prevent yourself from voting to stop it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Comey confirms the FBI is investigating Trump team for Russia connections they can sweep under the rug
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Intel offers no evidence of Trump Tower spying. To be honest, I always suspected AMD
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Russiagate just a conspiracy theory?" If the headline ends in a question...
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yakuza disappearing from across Japan. It's all been downhill for them since that guest shot on "The Simpsons"
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(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
The making of the greatest video game of all time involving dysentery
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police investigating case of assault with deadly cheeseburger
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to get "World's 2nd Best Boss" mug
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Foreign government accused of meddling in domestic politics. Why yes this is a repeat from 1951 and the CIA is involved
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Fan backlash begins against the UFC for changing "wins" into "no contests" because of a green substance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne's husband picked to lead the civil division of the DOJ. Fun fact that certainly won't come back to haunt him? He was part of the legal team for Paula Jones that established you can sue sitting U.S. presidents
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In France they think anyone named Kevin is destined to be a total Chad
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NCAA admits Gonzaga got help from referees in win over Northwestern to reach Sweet 16 ... if you want to be technical
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A tour of the steepest streets in England, where egg-rolling contests proliferate. "Pushing a double buggy up was a bit tricky for me but I've never been so fit in my life"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, there were people who thought Iowa was a vacation destination. Who knew?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best under appreciated bands that really should be getting a lot more love and attention. Tell us about your unheralded favorite(s)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Scripted TV shows are confronting social issues like never before. As opposed to the 70s when the biggest problem addressed on "Happy Days" was Richie having to deal with a pimple on prom night
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Wing 'chaos' as Trump seems 'hellbent on squandering' any gains by his administration: report
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump allies Roger Stone and Paul Manafort both wanted for questioning in Russia investigations
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Trump wants the Mexican border wall to be higher than two double-decker buses, and have an "aesthetically pleasing color" on the U.S. side. Hmm, could that mean white?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian parliament to investigate interference in the country's politics by U.S. media. That's the joke
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(Google)
 
 
 
Tired of playing Civ 6 and need something new to waste time. Not a FPS kind of gamer, but like to explore and do interesting things. So...is No Man's Sky worth buying? Or is there something better?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - great game, or greatest game of all time?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pentagon asks workers to not watch March Madness at work as streaming eats up too much bandwidth. Which is scary to know that our nation's security rests on a system that is run through Verizon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For SOME reason the US government isn't responding to Ukraine's requests to interview Paul Manafort in connection to a corruption investigation. Gee, I wonder why that is
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
WWE digs deep into their archive and finds footage of smalltime indie promotion Southpaw Championship Wrestling
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russian police arrest a stubborn alien that scared all women in a grocery store and ran away
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't Google your estranged brother's location in France before punching him in the face and fighting in the mud
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Fri March 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
Weeners
 
Military nude photo investigation expands into gay porn, not that there's anything wrong with that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don Lemon summarizes Bullshiat Spice's latest word salad by comparing it to Billy Madison. Does he have a Fark handle?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Celebrate the best Pats in MLB history with the All-St. Patrick's Day team. Remember to wear plenty of green
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Just in time for your Friday news dump- US Attorney Preet Bharara was actively investigating HHS Director Tom Price when fired
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today is St. Patrick's Day, so enjoy this -- the greatest rendition of "Danny Boy" ever performed
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Where does one of the newest top-rated vodkas come from? Poland? No. Russia? Nope. Costco? Bingo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Protip: If the police want to talk to you about a robbery then maybe it's not the best idea to appear in a mannequin challenge video
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "American Legion's Testicle Festival urges you to 'come have a ball'"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artie Lange arrested for paying tribute to John Belushi
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Penguin, Rubber Duck and T Rex are new Monopoly game pieces. Drew's version of trench coat wearing man with beer, busty hooker and squirrel with descended testicles were not approved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's latest stunt may bring us to the brink of war with the Irish
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Whole Foods in DC abruptly closed for remodeling. Where 'remodeling' = dealing with chronic rat infestation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Secret Service laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower and info about the Clinton email investigation stolen
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The consistently greatest rock band of all time (not named R.E.M.) released their ninth album today
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Just when you thought your favorite gentleman's club was clean as a whistle - bodily fluids found in 11 of 17 Minneapolis adult entertainment venues. No word if the buffets tested ok
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest threat to your children? The Babocush. No, that's not the Swedish cousin of the Babodook, it's a giant pillow
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Because it's St. Patrick's Day, here are the best Irish bars in all 50 states
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating in his car across the street from a playground. You're gonna want to see his mugshot, trust me
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Russia's hostile actions may be due to them panicking over our latest nuclear missiles, which for the first time in history make a preemptive nuclear attack possible. It's a good thing we have someone in charge who won't-oh, god, we're all screwed
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(570 News Kitchener)
 
 
 
Scientists: Evidence mounting of an evolutionary link between the Northern Bald Weasel and the Orange-Crested Shiatgibbon
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: Bread shortage causes long lines. Venezuela Solution: Arrest the bakers, nationalize the bakeries, make standing in line illegal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you were afraid CNN was going to start turning to gritty, hard hitting news and abandon sensationalist garbage, this article will put your fears to rest
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Right wing journalists ask the hard questions, like "Why is President Obama spending time in Hawaii?" Because it's not like he's from there or anything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans are quitting their jobs at the fastest rate in 16 years. No doubt so they can replace all those jobs illegals are doing, or in preparation for getting that new job building the wall
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit called Britain's "greatest act of self-harm" by Bob Geldof, who promises he will become Theresa May's biggest nightmare
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is the best song or album to make out to? Ballroom Blitz always seems like it could get you to advance a couple of bases
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones begs God to "destroy" Alec Baldwin
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The American auto industry says that thanks in part to Trump, they'll soon return to the glory days of the '70s, where American cars were the best engineered machines in the world
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"He's doing everything that he promised he would do - working to secure our borders, took us out of TPP, has the best cabinet that has never been assembled in history," says GOP congressman who gave Trump an A for his performance. Hilarity ensued
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Convicted murder in New Zealand wins the right to wear his toupee in prison because it was an "artwork" essential to his self-esteem
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The freakiest normal eyeball you'll never unsee
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Enjoy Sean Spicer's latest Melissa McCarthy impersonation
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Want to compare the new "Beauty and the Beast" to the old one? Be our guest. But we kinda like them both
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(Climate Central)
 
 
 
February 2016: Hottest February on record. February 2017: Second hottest February on record. See, the Earth is cooling
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Colicky baby, get off the plane. Drunk and disorderly, get off the plane. Too fat and being disruptive to other customers, get off the plane. Questionable religion or national origin, get off the plane. Too tall, get off the plane. Wait wut?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Son of Far-right French politician is your newest model school shooter. Social media has Steam Hatred Badge, quotes from The Joker, Vines wearing a clown mask & a gun...how'd it take him this long to go on a rampage?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did someone forget to tell Wall Street that the Fed just raised interest rates?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Zoo owner arrested on 28 counts of animal cruelty. Which is going to suck on his resume
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reposted for evening folks - What is one of the best, weirdest, funniest, and/or most unexpected things that's happened to you as a result of reading Fark? Top ten posts will receive one year of TotalFark. DIT
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Sending shock waves through college campuses nationwide, police arrest man for plowing while drunk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, let's hang a tetherball in the forest and see what happens
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixties pop star Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers collapses onstage four years after his last heart operation. Maybe doctors should put one of those whatchamacallits in his chest
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Optimism among U.S. CEOs shows biggest increase since 2009. Although it's easy to be optimistic when earning $10 million a year during good times, and a $40 million severance when fired
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
After John McCain called Rand Paul a Russian collaborator, Rand Paul went on TV and said that John McCain was the best argument for term limits, as he has become unhinged in his old age. Oh Snap
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live to air live in all time zones for this season's last four episodes. Melissa McCarthy to host. Trump should be thrilled to be reamed in prime time, west coast
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
What were the best toys to a child of the '80s? Those L'eggs pantyhose containers
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
If you invested heavily in cat food futures after the election, your payoff is on its way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a calm, soothing voice, Janet Yellen reassures investors nervous over the latest rate hike
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump plan to cut foreign aid comes just as the threat of famine is surging in various places around the world, fomenting unrest and destabilizing regions the US is trying to stabilize to prevent ISIS from making inroads
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Theoretical physicist answers letter writer's question "Can we travel back in time to change history? ---asking for a friend. Signed, HRC"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpcare raids Medicare to enrich the wealthy and plant a bomb meant to destroy it forever. America First, indeed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
San Francisco real estate developer wants to house the homeless in towers of stackable "micro-units." Which would make them live just like everyone else in San Francisco
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Investigation concludes that Jose Fernandez boat crash went down just how we all thought it did
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Guinness Castle is up for sale. Property includes main house with seven bedrooms, a four bedroom guest house, seven lodges and cottages and exactly zero bar towels anywhere to be found
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
CBO report suggests TrumpCare may be responsible for thousands of unplanned births. Man, I keep hearing he's screwing us, but I didn't take it literally
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma politician may face charges after being found with underage male prostitute, as his ethics and Midwest family values come up a little behind
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the Jeddah Tower in Saudi Arabia, the soon-to-be world's tallest building
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Venture Capitalists: We invested $57M in RapGenius on the premise that they'd annotate the entire internet. Founders: You played yourselves. Employees: You're still laid off
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Potential parents of the year arrested for using eight-year-old daughter to run in front of oncoming traffic in crash for cash scam
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We now have our first federal budget from Trump, and the best way to summarize it is "If it's not related to killing brown people, get rid of it. Also, we're paying for the wall"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Manchester City falls to Monaco, leaving Leicester City as the last English team alive in the Champions League
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
My Visa card was skimmed yesterday and charges started showing up in the middle of the night. Thank goodness for email alerts for card not present transactions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers create a 5 minute test to determine if someone is addicted to online porn. You can save 4 minutes and 58 seconds by just looking at them to see if they have bloodshot eyes and one arm freakishly more muscular than the other
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The cheapest wines at most restaurants are often the best bargain on the menu. At least that's what you can keep telling yourself
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Declassified nuclear test films were ironically saved from total annihilation, are still pretty heavy handed with the foreshadowing
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Cincinnati restaurant owner will buy every Northern Kentucky undergrad a free steak. But there's just one catch - Northern Kentucky needs to beat Kentucky on Friday
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 619: "Black 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Cavs fan)
 
 
 
Who's the best player in NCAA Tournament history? Pete Maravich? Bill Walton? Lew Alcindor? Try Austin Carr
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
WhatsApp vulnerability sidesteps message encryption
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
"Jump Around" by House of Pain just turned 25 and it's still the greatest Irish rap hit ever, beating out such competition as "Straight Outta Cork" and "C.R.E.A.M. (Craic Rules Everything Around Me)"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP is scrambling to re-write their healthcare bill after the CBO estimates show just how much it will piss off their voting base of old white people
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yesterday on MSNBC Rachel Maddow was Charlie Brown to Donald Trump's Lucy holding the football
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC GOP House: You know, not a single NCAA tournament game will be played in our beautiful state this year. That's why we are repealing the latest HB2 repeal effort
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a Chinese government-connected corporation brokered a NYC real estate deal that netted Jared Kushner $400 million because of its ridiculously favorable terms, the head of Chinese Intelligence front buys a $15 mil condo in Trump Towers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing else to concern himself with as President of the United States Trump tweets about "failing" Snoop Dogg. Could this be the beginning of a new West Coast-East Coast rivalry?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed raises interest rates to 1%, signals more to come. Wall Street responds by lighting more $100 bills on fire
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hostess 4Q sales rise 21% as analysts again underestimate America's love for junk food
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And the biggest revelation from President Trump's leaked tax return? He will benefit more than anyone else with his proposed tax plan
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"However, he suggested the strategy was probably not economically wise"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Comey to officially reveal if FBI is investigating Trump's ties to Russia during presidential election
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
To prepare for the resurgence in coal jobs that Trump has promised, West Virginia Senate proposes eliminating nearly all mine safety regulations
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last weekend's box office rockets a small film about black female mathematicians past the latest Star Trek, X-Men, and Jason Bourne
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The "Hearing Protection Act" is a GOP-introduced bill to a) update laws for maximal headphone volume output, b) make measurement of sound levels at live concerts mandatory, c) reduce restrictions on gun silencers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks have a 91% chance of rising during the NCAA basketball tournament. It's an investor's March Madness
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Are Phillip & Elizabeth digging themselves into a deeper hole? Is Paige is still being a 'Pest.' BFF's Stan & Oleg pine away for one another in episode 2 of the penultimate season of F/X's 'The Americans,' 10PM EDT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The best video of a rescue dog sliding down a snowy hill. Sliding for steak
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Iran claims its new homemade tank is just as powerful as a Russian T-90, can drive under water and even run the latest version of Photoshop for electronic warfare
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(Pro Wrestling Stories)
 
 
 
How a long-forgotten 1980s wrestling territory still impacts today's WWE
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after police find him yelling gibberish on Indiana highway, may have been trying to hitch a ride to Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Morning Joe" host Mika Brzezinski looks into camera and says directly to Trump: "It's a very serious allegation. And it questions everything that you're about. And it questions whether we can ever believe you, and whether Americans can believe you"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Actual headline: PETA to use "nude zebra" in Charlotte circus protest; protesters will protest that. PROTEST
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Who else will punch their ticket to the round of 8? Tuesday has Juve & Porto, Leicester & Sevilla. Wednesday has Atlético Madrid & Leverkusen, Monaco & Man City. Kickoff is at 3:45 PM EDT both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Two former Penn State officials cut deal in Jerry Sandusky cover-up, will possibly testify against last defendant as prosecutors try get to the bottom of things. Wait, that may be poorly phrased
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Health care in Britain is awesome: If you need mental health treatment, for instance, all you have to do is visit a local Department of Work and Pensions office and answer a few simple questions, such as "Why haven't you killed yourself yet?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Was the fourth time the charm for Nick Viall, perpetual contestant on ABC's The Bachelor? [Warning: Spoilers]
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Writing is the answer that evolution has devised for the problem of human loneliness." Which is why shy people are drawn to it, and are the best writers
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
The latest dating danger: the woke misogynist
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
That Ohio state rep with the DUI arrest? Yeah, he was ordered by the speaker to remove a liquor cabinet from his office back in 2015
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In addition to the firing of Preet Bharara, what else will be the big story tonight - FL investigation of Bannon? TX getting slapped on redistricting? Let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show live, at 9 PM EDT and talk
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You can get the best laptop of the year for only $20. Difficulty: The year is 1997
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns respond to being chokeslammed by The Undertaker? Who will earn a Tag Team Title shot against Gallows and Anderson at Wrestlemania? What's the latest on Seth Rollins' knee? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump unfollows his Morning Joe besties who helped get him elected. Sad
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(Congressional Budget Office)
 
 
 
CBO estimates 14 million people losing health insurance in the next year if American Health Act is passed (LGT PDF)
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to blog about former NFL QB Kordell Stewart having a homosexual affair, you better have evidence to back it up, lest you lose $3 million dollar lawsuit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer Says: Trump wants the White House Press pool to decide where he donates his salary. I'm pretty sure they all read Fark so let's give them some suggestions
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why do western holidays all suck? This looks like fun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer will finally reveal the wiretapping evidence against Obama- or implode. (Live at 1ish EST)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump voters to be hardest hit by Trump's health care plan. Clinton voters still set to suffer debilitating cases of schadenfreude
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Could North Korea actually hit Alaska with a missile? Better question: Why would they want to?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Toys may be seen as child play, but some are now returning value growth of more than 30 per cent for savvy investors
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The FBI is fully cooperating with the Russia investigation
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't follow basketball at all, but does like to show that random guesses are just about equal to the pro picks. Which NCAA bracket challenges have the best prizes?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what life in Best Korea look like? Well wonder no more as here are some snapshots of the country
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Carleton University's decision to remove scales from gym weighs heavy on student body, although it's unclear if mass protests are coming
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Activists protest against Trump's environmental policies by hitting him where it hurts: right in the 18th hole. No, this has nothing to do with Ivanka
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fired U.S. Attorney for New York Preet Bharara sends out a Tweet that STRONGLY suggests that he was investigating Trump when he was fired
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Sun March 12, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Prize-winning custom-built 1960 Corvette en route to Detroit's Autorama is stolen, parted out in chop shop and the rest set ablaze in Pixar's worst "Cars" sequel ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about sleep is wrong. (Warning: snooze fest)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
On a clear night, they say you can still hear the world's shyest robot wheeling its way around the deserts of the American Southwest
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Interested in experiencing the Real Florida? Try Cayo Costa State Park, a barrier island only accessible by boat, with miles of undeveloped beaches, mangrove estuaries, turquoise waters. Tent camping, cabins available
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR goes west, springs forward, falls back, and shows us just how exciting a second race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway will be when the Monsters Inc. Cup Series presents the Kobalt 400, 3:30 PM EDT on Fox
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elijah Cummings says there might be a connection between Bharara's firing and the ongoing Trump investigation. Time to bust out the "well duh" images
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey Rocky: Watch me win this snowboard race. Nuthin' up my sleeve--PRESTO
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday gets a poppin'. We're looking for the best way to pop popcorn, and what should (or should not) go on it. Channel your inner Orville and share your kernels of wisdom