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500 headlines found matching 'Est'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover brightest galaxy in the universe - and no surprise, it's not ours
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Thu May 21, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
"I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* it was a drug-fueled arrest. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Best. Refrigerator. Magnet. Ever
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(Jaunted)
 
 
 
"If you have questions for Jeopardy host Alex Trebek, you can ask them during a 12-day cruise in the Canadian Arctic that sets sail in August." Uhhh, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold, Trebek?
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Beard and his fellow Rockets be able to jump out to a big lead and actually hold on to it tonight or will the Warriors and Stephen Curry keep the heat on? It's your Western Conference finals thread tonight at 9eastern on ESPN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hawks are the last undefeated home team in the playoffs... So now that I've pointed that out, let's just pencil in a Duck win, right Hawkey Farkers? The only sure thing is it's the West Final game 3 @ 8:00EDT
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Speaking out for the first time, Jeremy Clarkson says that being sacked from Top Gear left a "huge hole" in his heart. Some say that it very well may be the largest hole ... in the world
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Doc Brown has a Hadron for the latest experiment at CERN
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Doctor, Thanks for performing my Caesarian five days ago. One slight problem - my bowel and intestines just fell out
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(57)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study finds that lawmakers only listen to the loudest, most batshiat crazy among us, finally explains Louie Gohmert
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(44)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's why the mathematics of congestion is driving companies that own toll roads, bridges and tunnels bankrupt: "Of the 15.9 million journeys expected to be taken during the Channel Tunnel's first year of operation, just 18% actually occurred"
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
University of Hawaii teaming up with biotech firm to seek out a vaccine for Ebola. West African nations cry tears of relief, blood
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overseeing civil rights lawsuits against the Maricopa Sheriff's Dept is REALLY not amused to find out that Sheriff Joe Arapaio carried out a secret investigation, that included tracking his phone calls, in an effort to discredit him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Epileptic girl's seizures cut by 80 percent after parents move to Colorado. "Thank you cannabis," say parents. "Best parents ever," says daughter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
World's smallest theater, a four by eight foot room, seating one, opens in NYC. Yet, one more movie house that will never sell out playing Adam Sandler films
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal government showing no mercy in pursuit of motorcycle gangs, files motion to seize their trademarked logo. Next up: questioning them in the comfy chair
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(127)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 100 years, the only relevant question that historians will be asking about the Obama administration is: How he could have squandered the Bush victory in Iraq and allowed ISIS to rise as a regional power?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As David Letterman says good-bye on May 20, 2015, enjoy this 32-minute clip from June 23,1995, in which Letterman appears as one of the final guests on The Jon Stewart Show. "Do not confuse cancellation with failure"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to colleges, we as Americans focus way too much on the prestige and brand of particular universities, says somebody who obviously went to Arizona State
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 524: "Software Hootenanny 5" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Put on your best Alka-Seltzer suit and list your top ten reasons for watching tonight. Will we see one more stupid human trick? Will one more thing float? Will we get a final jab at Leno? After 6,028 shows, Letterman takes a final bow (11:35pm EDT)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
After classy farewell to Letterman as Dave's final guest, Bill Murray drops in on MSNBC while staggeringly drunk, shows exactly where Larry O'Donnell ranks on food chain of talk-show hosts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Please list your highest education attained, if you have ever been convicted of a crime, and the name of your next of kin we should contact in case of martyrdom"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kitty eats ice cream. Kitty gets brain freeze. Kitty, like the rest of us, goes back for more
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Organisers of the largest gaming expo in Asia have warned they will fine females flashing cleavage at this year's show. Men will be fined if they're seen in their underpants"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Approximately 1,000 weapons were found at the scene of the deadly Waco biker gang fight. So with 170 arrested and 9 killed, that's... *cranks handle of old-timey adding machine* ... approximately 5.6 weapons per gang member
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. Stephen Colbert nails the commencement address for the Wake Forest class of 2015. Skip ahead to 5:49 for confirmation he's a Farker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"GraveTalk, a new resource to help get people talking about death and dying, includes 52 cards with questions like, "What would you like your legacy to be?'', "What does it mean to have a good death?" and "What does a roadside shrine mean to you?"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Welsh chanteuse Duffy reportedly ending 5-yr hiatus from music. Rest of the world: "who?"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Well, here's a shocker. Wisconsin Gov. and Republican superhero Scott Walker is being investigated about a sketchy $500,000 loan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea claims to be able to produce its own Fat Little Boy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five of the world's largest banks, including Barclays, J.P. Morgan Chase, and Citigroup, will pay more than $5 billion in fines for illegal currency manipulation. Reports indicate that as many as 8 couch cushions had to be overturned to fund payment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland, which already lets drivers change lanes without using turn signals, wants to lock in "Worst Drivers in America" title by removing parallel parking requirement from drivers license test
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a good reason the CIA destroyed those "enhanced interrogation" videos: "I was told, if those videotapes had ever been seen, the reaction around the world would not have been survivable"
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
South Carolina passes necessary abortion restrictions before it can address road repair bill. Because apparently they're filling potholes with newborns down there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to please everyone, Oregon is getting ready to test a pay-per-mile program meant to replace gasoline taxes
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A drunk Walt Disney World guest crashed through a golf cart window and then jumped into a lake after hearing "It's a Small World" for the 5,000th time in 48 hours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pinterest suspends account of user who put up pictures of children killed in accidental shootings since Sandy Hook, then quickly reinstated it after uproar. Which raises the question...Pinterest? Really? Flickr too good for you?
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Someone developed a a brutally honest food pyramid for every stage of adulthood. They aren't nutritious, but they reflect what is really consumed (except subby apparently is still only 30)
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The latest hipster fad that you aren't cool enough to know about is the "bee beard." And if for some unknown reason you actually want to grow one, never let it be said Fark wasn't here to help you
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"KFC is testing a new range of restaurant trays with an in-built bluetooth keyboard. The paper-thin QWERTY keyboard will allow customers to reply to their text messages, emails and tweet from their tray without getting grease on their phones" (pics)
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Letterman: The biggest loser in TV history
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(108)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Northwestern University AD says shame on us for the 'one-and-done' culture that the NCAA has
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Bill Murray appears as final David Letterman guest by getting cake everywhere
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Premal Shah, crowdsurf on down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Randy Quaid released from a Montreal jail after DNA test proves he might not be a Sasquatch
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alan Grayson, rested, ready. Not taking any guff from "Sh*tting Robots" or his "Golddigger" Ex-wife
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(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: The Ducks are 6-0 at home in the playoffs this year. Look for the Hawks to come out and play to end that streak, the refs to keep em' separated after the whistle and an Offspring ear worm until the puck drops at 9:00ET
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Rockets be able to keep their game 6 & 7 karma rolling or will the Warriors scrub Houston's launch with a dash of hot Curry? It's game one of the Western Conference Finals tonight at 9eastern on ESPN
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Wells presents Barry with a life changing choice in the finale of season 1 (CW 8ET) Later on iZombie Liv and Clive investigate the death of a journalist who was investigating a popular energy drink (CW 9ET) Shut up Iris
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Cannes Film Festival announces new rules banning women from wearing flat shoes
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
It is silly of us to be arresting biker gangs when we could just be asking them nicely to team up and kill Mexicans and Muslims
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"At most restaurants, you are served what you ask for so routinely that your eyes glaze over with boredom. Javelina does not fall into the trap of dull predictability"
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(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
"I keep a double-barreled shotgun loaded with double-aught buckshot right beside the bed. I wouldn't shoot to kill, but I'd sure have burnt their hind-ends up. You'd have been interviewing me about my arrest"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "West Texas country music festival Crude Fest leads to drunk man stabbed in butt"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey everyone body, let's all visit the World's longest and highest glass-bottomed Nope
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, Allen West escalated that quickly
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best pictures of a Tasmanian Sea Sparkle flash mob you'll see this week
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Since the Miami Marlins have hired a front office personnel to be manager despite no baseball experience, here are the 9 strangest managerial hirings in history
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(31)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
One of nation's largest foreclosure law firm files for bankruptcy. If there was only someone to represent them. Too bad they probably can't afford themselves
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(4)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Business tip: Never underestimate the demand for free pizza and ice cream in Minneapolis
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
On one Greek island, two villages celebrate a festival by shooting fireworks at each other. "The most risky thing is that the rockets are launched sideways and not up in the air"
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(43)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner considers granting amnesty to 1.2 million low-level offenders charged with minor crimes such as simple possession of marijuana, drinking in public, selling untaxed cigarettes
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(288)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If for some reason more than 30 bags of cocaine worth $175,000 accidentally fell from your boat into the Galveston Bay, good news: The Galveston police found it
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCLA football has the sons of both Snoop Dogg and P. Diddy, leading coach Jim Mora to boast: "I've got the East coast and the West coast rap game covered"
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A former tank commander is taking his cats on a quest to visit every war memorial in Britain - on a mobility scooter" (pics)
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T, a year ago: Net Neutrality will destroy the internet because internet companies will no longer invest money in developing infrastructure. AT&T, today: Excuse us while we invest $18 billion in infrastructure
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you use Airbnb to rent out a room in your house and the couple who takes a 2-week reservation ends up staying long enough to establish residency and won't leave until you pay them $1000, you may be doing it wrong
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(182)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Kanye and Kardashian fans turn the butthurt up to eleven after West is bleeped and the Jenner Sisters are booed at the BMAs
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(52)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Family arrested for smuggling guns was "probably the most anti-gun family I've ever met"
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(71)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been making jokes about the guy arrested for stealing macaroni salad, his mom would like you to stop
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At age 86, Dr. Ruth Westheimer is still making all of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren really uncomfortable at family gatherings
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The people behind the .ca domain are asking Canadians to test their internet connection speed as part of a crowdsourcing project to gauge the health and performance of the country's internet"
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Grab your passport, load up your iPod with driving playlists and buckle up for the 10 best car routes in the world
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(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Congressional candidate arrested for planning to massacre an entire town of American Muslims, saying, "We will cut them to shreds"
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(191)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A shy, gay man from West Virginia found himself operating "the largest gay escort service in Washington, D.C"
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(38)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Chefs reveal the best - and worst - foods to order on a first date
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(21)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Once again, when a headline ends with a question mark, you know the answer is automatically "no"
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The police are coming for control of the restaurants next
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
192 people face charges after the Waco biker shootout, in the best news for criminal defence lawyers since the OJ Simpson verdict
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(238)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them
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(312)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger is one of the savviest political observers in the world
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(33)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fox News made everything worse, according to domestic policy expert from the Reagan administration
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(102)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
On second thought, dropping 700,000 tires into the ocean may not have been the best idea
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(94)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Will Don Draper finally take the Nestea plunge foreshadowed in the opening credits for 8 years, or will everything fade to black while 'Don't Stop Believin" plays in the background? Find out on the year-delayed Mad Men series finale at 10 PM on AMC
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(183)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will the Sand Snakes start their quest for vengeance? Will Arya's training begin in earnest? Will Jorah survive? Find out in "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken." It's your Game of Thrones discussion thread. Bloodshed begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(356)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mysterious wealthy businessman paying a porn star $10 Million for a 15-year "exclusive services" contract is not the premise of the latest "50 Shades" knock off, but something that actually just happened
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(160)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The First Church Of Cannabis plans to test Indiana's Religious Freedom law
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone requested all the FCC complaints made against 30 Rock, the funniest sitcom to air on network television since Seinfeld. And boy, are the complaints hilariously ridiculous
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(56)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hawks are in Anaheim to face the Ducks for the first game of the West Final. First time match-up in the post season ever for these teams & both should be well rested, will they remember how to hockey? Find out when the puck drops at 3:00ET
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(679)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With the Sprint cup celebrating the all star weekend in Charlotte, the Xfinity series gets the big stage on Sunday assuming rain doesn't stop the festivities. This is your Iowa 3M 250 discussion thread on Fox Sports 1 at 2pm EDT
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(229)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As everyone seems to have forgotten the USA's greatest tragedy, subby presents: A little over three years ago, that Great American, Ted Nugent, died
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(117)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis 500 qualifying all in a single day thanks to yesterday's weather. Hopefully it stays dry today although rain is a possibility. Coverage starts at 10am EDT on ESPN3 (online) before moving to ABC at 1pm EDT for the fast 9 pole qualifying
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(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chairman of Benghazi Committee XIV Trey Gowdy (R-eally pointy head) demands John Kerry find the receipt from a breakfast at Denny's in Tucson from March of 2008 in order to provide the first "complete" investigation
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(83)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Worried about the Sun exploding and destroying the planet? Fear not; we'll collide with another galaxy a billion years before that
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(45)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mozart-loving chickens may answer quest for healthier nugget, no word on what Beethoven-loving chickens can bring us
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(18)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The fifty-five greatest opening lines in music history
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(278)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Say hello to the newest micro-nation: Enclava which boasts 93 square metres of land is being billed as "the smallest country in Europe"
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(44)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for road raging for the third time on your way to a union hearing to get your firefighting job back after you lost it for beating homeless people in a park, you might have some anger management issues
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(45)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(27)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. introduces 1000 calorie burger, with 64 grams of fat, that includes a hamburger patty, hot dog, cheese and potato chips. Which answers the question as to why there is no longer a Carl Senior
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Diane, reschedule my flight back to Washington and reserve me a rental car. Sedan. Domestic. Turns out I'm going back to Twin Peaks after all. Really looking forward to that coffee and cherry pie. You need to go out there and try it sometime
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(27)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Students at a West Virginia high school wanted their teacher to let them watch "50 Shades of Grey" as a reward for their hard work. Well sex education class isn't the most exciting class at times
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(49)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up, is marijuana in your K-Cup🎶
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(13)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The McConaissance may be over as "Sea of Trees" becomes the first movie roundly booed at 2015's Cannes Film Festival
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(33)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"They don't advertise for TV chefs in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-chef, ex-Blade Runner restaurateur, ex host of Anthony Bourdain shows. Give me four. No, four. Two, two, four. And noodles. Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me"
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(19)
 
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
British cat proudly sets new record for world's loudest purr at a thundering 67.8 decibels. It's Caturday, let's make some noise
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(1018)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
News: Arrest Made in Zimmerman Shooting. Fark: Not Zimmerman
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(186)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone park ranger answers the important questions, like who would win in a fight between a grizzly bear and a gorilla
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(114)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Based on his picture, Kansas House Speaker Ray Merrick finally understands how the rest of us feel about Kansas
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(80)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr just stole the Cannes Film Festival and brought it to its knees
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(53)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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(98)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Kanye West RPG has been hiding a disturbing secret: The fact that there is a Kanye West RPG
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(23)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The coolest moonlit shots of Guatemalan volcano's lava eruption as seen from the summit of another volcano that you're likely to look at today
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(12)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
This is probably the greatest and most disgusting prank ever done to a man on his stag do
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(54)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
School interest in Anne Frank roses revived after encouraging reading of her diary. No mention of how many read it in the original Braille
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(33)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
How bad do your table manners have to be to get arrested at a salad bar?
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(57)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple delays launch of HomeStarRunnerKit. Trogdor inconsolable
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(17)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
A cemetery was vandalized in Western Maine, and the culprits were a skunk and a groundhog. No word on if the skunk was saying French phrases
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(28)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Watch The Edge fall off a stage as the band starts its latest world tour. Watch it again and again in slow mo if you want
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planetary alignment suggests that a massive earthquake will hit California on May 28. The fact that the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas opens May 29 is purely a coincidence
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(88)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says that computers will overtake humans within 100 years. Which is an interesting statement coming from someone who wouldn't be able to speak without his keyboard-activated synthesized voice
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(82)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gary Anthony Williams, best known for portraying a cross-dressing lawyer on Boston Legal, will slum it down and portray Bebop in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: MORE EXPLOSIONS
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the scariest Harry Potter villain of them all
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(30)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Guess which company has the highest paid CEO in fast-food? Trick question- there are two co-CEOs tied at #1
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(53)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If anyone's interested, Ed Asner is back on the market
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women are better drivers than men - but they are too modest to admit it"
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(186)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Honeybees are still dying much faster than the rest of the planet, which will catch up shortly if things do not improve
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(49)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
MIT is letting underwater robots figure out on their own how to best search the ocean for Sarah Connor
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(13)
 
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to throw down. (In/)Appropriate consumption of alcohol aside, what is it you do to make yours the BEST BURGER EVER?
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has decided now that he wouldn't have invaded Iraq, after first saying that he would have, then saying he misheard the question, and then saying it was mean to the troops. This is the kind of decisive action America needs in the White House
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(73)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady was just calling one of the ball boys at least 6 times, including once for an hour, simply to offer support and be a good friend. How dare you question his motives, haters
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(301)
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: California has an established Dane Cook-free zone
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(31)
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Larsen C ice shelf in Antarctic poses threat to the oceans unless we destroy it first
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pet python swallows BBQ tongs, produces one of be the best X-rays ever: "It was pretty obvious what the problem was"
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(39)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to molest golden eagles and peregrines in Britain. Apparently it wasn't before
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail investigates whether shaving with peanut butter leads to silky-smooth legs for summer
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Good news: Five of the biggest banks in the world are about plead guilty to criminal felonies for their parts in a Forex-rigging scheme. The Bad news: the SEC will then grant them waivers so the pleas have no actual consequences for them
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(79)
 
(Total Rugby League)
 
 
 
New Zealand All Blacks officially become best team in world for first time...at least in rugby league. They'd probably be mid-pack in rugby union
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(25)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska lawmaker rankles colleagues by using a racial slur during a testy debate on drivers licenses for undocumented workers. Was that wrong? Should he have not said that?
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Q: What do you get when you combine Japanese girls with the best of Survivor and Fear Factor? A: Your next new favorite show
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(11)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
When having a drunken fight in the car with your girlfriend, sometimes it's just best to get out and walk away. Unless she's stopped in the left lane of the Interstate
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(40)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media representation of gays has destroyed traditional families. And as a divorced father who didn't speak to his daughter for five years, the author knows what he's talking about
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(258)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Mother of the Year candidate arrested after her three-year-old fails to provide cover fire
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(45)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Indiana County Fair just won't be the same now that they've cancelled the hog wrestling event
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Koch brothers lost $1.1 billion yesterday. Each. Which to them is about the same as two rent payments for you
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society. Are we going to prom or to Stanford or to hell?
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(42)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 523:"Happy Farktography Anniversary 10". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(213)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
No one else needs to climb Mt. Everest
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(188)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on the season finale of Arrow, Ra's implements his final solution. Will Ollie or Al Sah-him prove stronger? I just had a flashback to asking questions. (CW 8ET)
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(115)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Gay costs US silver medal, no word on the rest of his agenda
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis turns troll dial to 11 and formally recognizes Palestinian state
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(267)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Children as young as 10 are smoking cigarettes, consuming energy drinks to prep for exams. Which works, especially when it makes them sick enough to miss school on test day
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(14)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you thought porn stars wouldn't manage to make a Dr. Seuss book sound incredibly filthy, then you, my friend, have gravely underestimated porn stars
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another week, another domino falls in the house of cards built on shifting sand that is the Damocles' Sword falling in the forest of Hillary Clinton's campaign
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(79)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Media outlet outraged over Hillary's dodging of press questions. Difficulty: it's not Fox News
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(54)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Aaron Rogers drops the F-bomb after missing Daily Double question on Jeopardy. Bonus: Alex Trebek does the discount double check
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(39)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The oral history of Big League Chew is actually pretty damn interesting
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has taken the Candy Bar Test and scored an impressive 74 out of 80 and promises to finish the challenge after his lower abdominal resection heals
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you don't switch to a Mediterranean diet immediately you'll be dead yesterday
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(55)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Four Iowans arrested for holding clothing drives to masquerade their master plan: shipping guns to Lebanon
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only three out of seven crash test dummies say they'll ride in a midsize SUV
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(26)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New Russian armored vehicle operates via video game controller, making it the grittiest Call of Duty reboot EVAR
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(12)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millennials have now passed Generation X as the largest share of the U.S. workforce. Mostly because businesses have finally embraced the technology to allow people to work out of their basement
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Courtney Love owes her psychiatrist $48,000. It's now the biggest claim against her since the 200,000 people who bought "America's Sweetheart"
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco sends warning over Haight St. McDonalds popular McCrack, Shroom McNuggests and Big Meth extra value baggies
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester council's efforts at keeping parking fine quotas up include moving legally parked vehicles onto restricted parking zones
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pats fans arrested after handcuffing themselves together and staging a sit-in at NFL HQ, to protest Brady suspension
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(108)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly joins up with a meeting of 40 conservative groups bent on overthrowing the Republican establishment to nominate a "true conservative." Their plan? Keep the entire clown car together all the way to the convention
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(127)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Consumers say Fitbit activity trackers overestimate the amount of sleep you are getting. So of course someone is suing them over this
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Planning on an international vacation? Would you like to avoid being murdered? Then check out the Interactive International Murder Map to make sure you enjoy the best part of any vacation: not being murdered (article w/ link to map's website)
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korean defense chief falls asleep during meeting with Kim Jung Un, gets to test anti-aircraft artillery firsthand
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(109)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The November 1972 issue of Playboy magazine is the magazine's best selling issue of all time. Why? Because the Lena Söderberg centerfold has been at the center of computer science for more than 40 years (SFW)
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(156)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
With the West final teams set & waiting, the Lightning have their third chance to eliminate the Canadiens and punch their ticket to the East final at home @7:30ET. Can they do it without Callahan, or Callahan's appendix?
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(729)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
What you'll take away from this long article about an interesting movie: Cate Blanchett is bisexual
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(38)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Question: what's cooler than landing on your bike after a BMX jump? Answer: landing on another one
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(13)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
School bus driver of the year arrested for driving at .13 BAC with three dozen kids on board, even though a .15 is the minimum needed to make driving a school bus a bearable occupation
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today we learn that Aussies are the biggest druggies on the planet and that the British are the drunken sailors of the world
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(13)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Magic and science team up - Dynamo and Prof Stephen Hawking to do most unlikely section of Glastonbury Festival
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(7)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
What's the point behind revolving doors? I mean, besides serving as a set piece for a gangland assassination in one of the greatest montages ever put to film
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hopefully when the Joint Chiefs ask President Jeb Bush if he wants to nuke Iran they'll ask him twice to confirm that he heard the question correctly
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(107)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a story that makes interesting dinner conversation - Woman gives birth to triplets ... three years apart
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(34)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sharia Law Comes to Walmart. Well, according to Allen West, anyway
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(87)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mohammed-drawing contest winner now faces fatwa from ISIS, al-Qaeda, al-Shabaab, and the Southern Poverty Law Center
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(162)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man has sex with a Porsche and the rest of the headline becomes somewhat redundant
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(90)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best high school dunker in America just made Michael Jordan's iconic free throw line slam in the 1998 dunk contest look like child's play
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(25)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New York Times becomes the latest newspaper to figure out that you can't make money if your content is all behind a paywall
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(19)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Restaurant reporter Ric Romero reveals that drug and alcohol abuse are rampant in the industry. "Restaurant workers can be a maverick bunch"
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(38)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In-N-Out won't build a burger joint outside of California it seems, but some con artist convinced rubes they could double-double their investment in new franchises being built in the Middle East. Anyone up for shawarma with Animal Fries?
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(46)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
STR8SXI, STR8FAN and SEXYQT are all perfectly acceptable Oklahoma license plates. But don't you dare request LGBTALY, because that would be sexual in nature
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(66)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Something that could finally test your love of Breaking Bad
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul staffer licking a camera is the grossest thing you'll see all day
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Collecting data in Wyoming about an environmental disaster? That's an arresting
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin writes article explaining how it's high time the GOP started getting rid of uninformed crackpots in its ranks who just simply pander to the lowest common denominator. Yes, that Jennifer Rubin
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(78)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator arrested after shooting up his girlfriend and ex-wife's car. Yes, girlfriend and ex-wife are the same person. Indeed, the senator represents Detroit
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(28)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today's "Well, That Got Off to a Great Start" award brought to you by the winningest program in college football, who self-reported four rules violations to the NCAA, that have already occurred under Jim Harbaugh
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(44)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meet the people out to stop humanity from destroying itself
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two drugged-up Illinois residents arrested in bat country, a correlation between steroids and ball shrinkage, and scientist hopes beetle will help him get laid: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/3 - 5/9
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(0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
And in the latest flying car news...oops
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(26)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
24-year-old teacher arrested for having a "long term affair" with a student. Fark: A 12 year old
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(302)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Eight of the tiniest apartments up for rent in NYC. Bring money
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(84)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Cable companies do too good of a job scaring people about Net Neutrality, must now calm down investors before they drop their stock price even more
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(10)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
World's largest hurricane simulator offers epic blow jobs
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greatest. Hitter. Ever. Greatest person? Not so much
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest blunder in socialist medicine from deprived Scotland: Hospital elevators have no buttons inside
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(170)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
45 Years Ago: On the Best Mother's Day Ever, you will believe a man can fly
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(4)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Budapest man spots an 'unknown creature' while walking through the woods, snaps a creepy pic with his Samsung Galaxy S5, also claims he was abducted (w/pic)
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(59)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
U2 use their weeklong residency on the Tonight Show to prove once again they are the greatest band in the universe
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
To be fair to the voter in question, a good number of politicians are dicks
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SMHMC celebrates Mother's Day with two of the loveliest mothers in metal, Sharon Den Adel and Tarja Turnen, performing their duet "What About Us"
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(15)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you hear gunshots at your apartment complex at 3:30 in the morning, there are probably wiser choices to make than to wake up your son and go investigate
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(37)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you're afraid of being injured on the job, don't be a nurse. If you're afraid of getting killed on the job, don't be a farmer. And if you're generally terrified of any kind of bodily harm, think about working in the investment services field
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(34)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Biggest jerk in football goes to this arena football player, who threw his helmet in the stands, hitting a child after he gets ejected
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(31)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia celebrates "The Great Patriotic War" and the west gets nervous. This is not a repeat of every May since 1946
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(117)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, GOP presidential candidate and former Hewlett Packard CEO: "I believe in states' rights. They're within their rights to legalize marijuana, and they're conducting an experiment I hope the rest of the nation is looking closely at"
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(165)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(116)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best boss ever takes all 6,400 of his employees on Paris holiday
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(48)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(18)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on BBCA we'll find out if Mark has any last words. Can Cosima cure her 'brothers' or Sarah save her 'sestra.' While Alison is building her suburban drug empire will Rachel regain control of Dyad? Join in at 9PM EDT for Ep 4 of 'Orphan Black'
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(37)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Why would an accused murderer act confident in response to his own lawyer's questioning but become confused and evasive on cross-examination? The answer may surpllllze yeee
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(19)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's time to start the festivities at Indy in May with a little road course action. Forecast calls for a chance of rain so hopefully the clownshoes are waterproof. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Indianapolis discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(176)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Two Illinois residents driving around with marijuana, cocaine, half a sheet of LSD, marijuana candy, hash THC, and Adderall capsules arrested by police in bat country
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(48)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone readers pick the 10 best TV series finales. #3 still makes subby cry
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(218)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite lack of access to 'Domestic Web' capable computers, Best Korea launches online shopping site. Payment accepted via local currency, i.e. goats & ducks
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(12)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Do you have $500,000 sitting around doing nothing? Well, the world's largest catsup bottle is still for sale
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(12)
 
(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba, Canada) says FARK hits a bullseye with this headline: "Dwight Howard has 50 guns and 20 snakes in his Houston home. or as that's called in the Texas homebuilding market, standard features"
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former convict and ex-gang member who was fired from his state prison job gets reinstated, will receive $99,000 in backpay because he belonged to a union that decided to fight for the dirtiest criminal on their payroll
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(41)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You gotta love the Australian media for being honest: shiatbox cars in shiatbox rally
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(23)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, Reggie Miller pulled off the greatest 9 seconds in NBA history
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airports are really getting tough these days with carry-on baggage restrictions
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(18)
 
(Southern Maryland Newsnet)
 
 
 
Mom, why does this milk taste like feet? Maryland woman arrested for putting dead skin shavings in her family's milk. Extra bonus: She's been arrested three times in the past nine days
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(59)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Shocking investigation reveals that the Muslim side of Barack Obama's family is Muslim
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican Darrell Issa, one of America's wealthiest members of Congress and noted expert on poverty: America's poor are the envy of the world
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(235)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 tips that are relevant to nearly every Farker's interest (non-slideshow goodness)
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(10)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
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(98)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently in Illinois the difference between a treehouse and an elevated guest house is still up in the air
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(32)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Republican state senator arrested and charged with sexual assault, prohibited acts, and human trafficking. For 63 years old, he's got a lot going on
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(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US gained 223,000 jobs in April and the unemployment rate fell to 5.4%, the lowest rate since May of 2008, which, you may recall was right before the financial equivalent of an "extinction level asteroid" hit the US economy
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(234)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia man is in jail after police say he foiled his own robbery by accidentally pepper-spraying himself
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(16)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(328)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The best fictional mothers from A to Z, many of which will make your mother look normal
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(55)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When life gives you cancer now you can get wonderfully honest 'empathy cards'
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(45)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
800 South Carolina teachers. 375 schools. Over 1,000 grant requests for education projects. Stephen Colbert: "I got this"
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(144)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Austrian men's magazine prints newest edition using HIV-positive blood in an effort to teach you a lesson for buying Austrian magazines
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(54)
 
(Fox Connecticut)
 
 
 
Suspended priest dubbed 'Monsignor Meth' who purchased a sex shop to launder his drug money now looking for leniency. The Aristocrats
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(28)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire are opening their own restaurant in Montreal
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(49)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Best action of the Brewers / Dodgers game? The 16' ladder used to rescue Bob Uecker from being trapped in the broadcast booth
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For those of you scoring at home, here's how Russia's conventional firepower stacks up against the west
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(78)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man says he got infected by flesh-eating bacteria while swimming at the beach, and he's not letting "doctors" or "test results" tell him otherwise (Some graphic images in article)
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight attendants to soon use sensors in plane seats to monitor passengers' health. Although the biggest risk on flying United still remains dying from old age
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan after she failed to fulfill her community service hours. Again
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(38)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
To the delight of hipsters everywhere, McDonald's begins testing kale
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin from West Virginia would welcome Jade Helm military exercises, promises authentic Third World training experience
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces the formation of a new fast-response Whore Forgiveness Squad of priests who will dispatch around the globe to forgive women for having abortions
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(106)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Not only was Josef Goebbels Hitler's minister of propaganda and an all-around shiatheel, his estate wants royalties every time his diaries are quoted in scholarly works
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(217)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop bites man's testicle during Cinco de Mayo celebration. Stay classy, Baltimore
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(68)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists are using smartphones to target diseases in hard-to-reach areas. But honestly, they can't be that hard to reach if you can fit an iPhone in there
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(9)
 
(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dog with a bullet proof digestive tract proves it by eating 23 live .308 caliber rifle bullets. Also includes a LONG list of things the dog has eaten in his 4 year life
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(44)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
And the latest demographic to be priced out of the Bay Area by highly-paid tech workers are... tech workers
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(59)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Even in Alaska, some crazy is just too crazy. Democrat wins bizarre mayoral race in Anchorage despite claims by detractors that he supports gay incest
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(20)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz blames Obama for not using his time machine to prevent Mohammed cartoon contest shooting
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(114)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to build one of the scariest bridges in the world
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(164)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 522: "Clubhouse" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(20)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Practices at the YMCA in South Central, thoughts of committing suicide -- former NBA players give account of what it was like to suit up for the '80s-era Clippers, or "the third best team in the city behind the Lakers and Crenshaw High School"
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(16)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Entire town of 27 people evacuated in latest plug for the Keystone pipeline
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When we offered you a free meal as compensation for damaging your car, we meant somewhere like Olive Garden, not a Michelin-starred fine dining restaurant
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(163)
 
(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
Naked, driving the wrong way on a freeway and leaving your (also naked) husband and kid at a rest stop is no way to go through life, lady
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(30)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX launch pad abort test was successful, which is unsurprising given all the practice they have at aborting launches
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the award for biggest waste of police dollars goes to
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When the NFL mishandles domestic violence there is a year long media probe and calls for the commissioner to resign. When the WNBA gets a case it's: "We've got training camp right now, That's the priority right now"
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another beautiful find of perfectly preserved pre-war automobiles found frozen in time inside a barn, this time in Texas. Let the restoration begin
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(72)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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(24)
 
(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
Jerusalem gets ready for, not sure how to feel about, first modern Palestinian saints
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(39)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Western sanctions against Putin are starting to bite, and Russia's economy is starting to nosedive. If only those pesky oligarchs would bring their collective fortune of $1trillion back home. Oh well, will just have to jail them instead
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(9)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Eric Garner's mom: Hey, thanks for showing up to protest every day - except the one day it actually mattered
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(55)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 63% of Americans feel that wealth is distributed unfairly. The other 37% couldn't leave their position of indentured servitude long enough to answer the question
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
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(217)
 
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Is this the world's fastest soap box racer? Boy bases homemade replica on car trying to break land speed record by topping 1000mph
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(20)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Calling your local newspaper a 'handy catalogue for paedophiles' is not the best way to get elected
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The coolest video of an exploding lake of lava you'll see all day
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A political dynasty ends in Western Canada: after 44 years of Conservative governments, Alberta elects a leftist progressive government
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(193)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Not news: Contestant on The Price is Right wins a treadmill. Awkward: She's confined to a wheelchair
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(43)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Former Texas Governor Rick Perry: Greg Abbott went too far in questioning military exercises in Texas
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(51)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It may be a terrestrial planet, but the changing atmospheric conditions on the so-called "Diamond Planet" are absolutely nothing like what we experience here on Earth
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(33)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
How the in essay converts Spokane words in two surgeable test
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The dumbest man in Congress weighs in on the Jade Helm exercise
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(181)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 49 best British films of all time. Amazingly, Michael Caine appeared in only 44 of them
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(79)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas stops ineffectual drug testing program for people receiving state funding... but only if they can catch a football
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(7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The elderly Spanish woman who "restored" Jesus three years ago has been hired to restore Roman mosaics in Turkey
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo writer on Pamela Geller's "draw Mohammad" contest: Ils ne sont pas Charle Hebdo
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(449)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Actor who portrays Father Gabriel on "Walking dead" arrested for DUI, speeding, pot, Father Gabriel surviving this long in the zombie apocalypse
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered 39-inch-long no-parking zone believed to be world's smallest (pics)
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri now one step closer to catching up with pack leader Kansas in 'Midwest Smackdown: War on the Poors'
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(182)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Oldest hippopotamus in North America dies after being listed as hippo critical
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for pulling off a $51 million Ponzi scheme that had TJ Maxx as its centerpoint
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(58)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Torii Hunter has the coolest baat fliip
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(25)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(161)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your favorite restaurant was suddenly redesigned to include more open kitchens, communal tables, and USB ports, you can thank a millennial
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(76)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Can you tell your best vacation story in only two sentences? Here are 13 of the best
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For the second time in four months federal investigative jerks take all the fun out of being a top New York State legislative leader. Thanks, Obama
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(31)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Arrest warrants issued for a plumber and a lunch lady in the death of Freddie Gray
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(123)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man hoping to become the world's first vegan to scale Mt. Everest arrived twice at the mountain only to be turned away both times because of devastating acts of God. Which gives some insight into what God thinks about vegans
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(53)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How do testicles know when to stop making more sperm? Hint: It's not when your arm gets tired
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(39)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(23)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
An old GOP legend tells that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Benghazi" three times, Hillary Clinton appears and testifies
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(46)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hey, wake up hockey farkers.... There is a game today. And unlike the other quarterfinal series, this one is all tied up. Rags at Caps, puck drops at 7:30 pm ET. Il est de votre fil des séries éliminatoires de la Coupe Stanley
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(673)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out Farker MyNameIsMofuga's set from the Funniest Person in Austin 2015 Competition
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(6)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
One down, two to go. Rubella has been eliminated from the Western Hemisphere
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guinness Book record for the world's largest facial busted in China
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New generation of hypersonic planes that fly seven times the speed of sound offer you the chance to eat breakfast in New York and be working your way through a saltwater crocodile's intestines in Australia by dinner
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Here's a cool look at weirdest military bases ever built in the UK and what they're being used for now they're decommissioned
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(181)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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(85)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
This man has a rare form of synaesthesia. A disorder that causes him to taste words. His unique story to the left, you spewing up the most vile glossary to the right. Mmm purple
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(41)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas event promising to award $10k for the best cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed has ended in the way organizers presumably wanted
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(1238)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Nelson Cruz has hit 13 home runs in his first 24 games of the season, equaling the third-best total in 24 games in MLB history
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like the rest of America, Billie Joe Armstrong has no idea why or how Green Day got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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(92)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops investigate whether kiss between two seven-year-old classmates was "unnatural." Thanks, Obama
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(126)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Ultron scores the second-biggest box office opening of all time with $189 million. Fast 7 Furious 7 remains #2 with $7.7 million, and The Age of Adaline is #3 due to women cashing in their markers at having to see Fast 7
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(181)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota Highway Patrol officer forced to resign after failing to meet quota for traffic tickets and drug arrests
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(75)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From Christianity to dirty martinis, perhaps no other food has impacted Western civilization more than the humble olive
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Kurt Cobain album to be released this summer, will most likely battle with Tupac's latest release for the top spot on the charts
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sales of $100 million homes rise to a new record. Properties include a mansion in East Hampton, NY, an estate in Greenwich, Conn., a two bedroom fixer-upper in Chatsworth, California
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(19)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
Pulsar with widest orbit ever detected. By high school kids
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(19)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Those cute little penguins? They're sitting on ice nests excavated by hot blasts of penguin poop
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(18)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time convincing people that you're not a crazy ex-girlfriend if, after breaking into your ex-boyfriend's home and ransacking the place, you get arrested and poop all over the back seat of the police car
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(69)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hang easy in the nest, this Big Bird is not going anywhere... yet
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(6)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who cares about the juleps, let's talk about what to serve your guests for today's 141st Kentucky Derby (your dog wants burgoo)
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(26)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The prize for this essay contest isn't baaaad
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(8)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore officers have bail set lower than rioters charged with misdemeanor property destruction because of course they do
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(556)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Put on your string tie and white suit, mix up your mint juleps, and start singing "My Old Kentucky Home", it's time for the best 3 hours of buildup for one minute of action that isn't sex related: The 141st running of the Kentucky Derby (4 PM on NBC)
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(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
"Fancy" fast food burger craze still growing, in the kind of "fancy" restaurants where you're allowed to leave your tray on the table when you're done eating
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Russia to revive production of its massive supersonic, swept-wing Tu-160 Blackjack strategic heavy bomber - the world's largest combat aircraft - to defend Russia against the many Reagan-era military threats it still faces
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(Exploding Unicorn)
 
 
 
What's the greatest human achievement of the last 100 years? A) the polio vaccine B) the moon landings C) this coffee table
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(USGS)
 
 
 
4.0 earthquake hits southwest Michigan, epicenter 8 miles south of Kalamazoo area. Californians smile, nod condescendingly at freaked-out Midwesterners
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Rockstar may have removed the ability to use mods with the PC version of Grand Theft Auto 5, as reports from the communiuty suggest that the game's latest patch has blocked the feature"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
End Times broadcaster: God will send a 'fireball from space' to destroy Earth if gay marriage is legalized. Quick, someone call Bruce Willis and tell him this time it's for real
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(Some Nigerian Prince)
 
 
 
Nigeria's wealthiest individuals must reveal the source of their wealth, which is likely to include funds that Americans failed to claim from their dead, rich relatives in a timely fashion
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's a list of some of America's best regional fast food chains. Wait, Waffle House is regional?
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(iPolitics)
 
 
 
After 43 uninterrupted years of Conservative governments, the province of Alberta might actually vote in the NDP this week... The leftiest of the left, and a party that OPPOSES all-out pipeline development
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Proving they're the the best in hard-hitting investigative journalism The Daily Caller goes through "The Daily Show" archives and discovers Jon Stewart used Baltimore in jokes, thus proving Jon Stewart cannot be trusted
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's okay to put your gotdam kale in my gotdam salads and your gotdam kale in my gotdam shakes. But if you know what's best you'll keep your gotdam kale out of my gotdam cocktails
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(48)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
The biggest little speed trap in Colorado
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who started one of the largest wildfires in California history that burned 400 square miles and 11 homes has federal charges dismissed because two key witnesses died before trial
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(32)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Son, trying to cut a firehose while firefighters are inside a burning building doesn't make you a brave protestor of civil injustice. It just makes you an asshole
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate openly accuses opponent of supporting father-son marriage. Doubles down on dumb, attacks media over claim that she said her opponent is in favor of incest
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(NFL)
 
 
 
La'el Collins, a material witness in a murder investigation, says he's taking his ball and going home if he's not drafted today. Let's not have every team rush to get him at once
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Just in case you want to buy his Greek frozen yogurt, here's the guy who repeatedly yelled "White Lives Matter" and "I hope you get raped" at protesters during Wednesday's Freddie Gray solidarity march in NYC
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(127)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happened to all the people who thought law school was a great investment and then couldn't find jobs when the bubble burst?
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(103)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Councilman takes restroom break during meeting, forgets to turn off his microphone. Hilarity ensues
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The horrors of dealing with mere mortals: Kim and Kanye wait 30 minutes for a restaurant table like everyone else
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man deliberately crashes car into fire station, receives fastest rescue response time - and psych evaluation - ever (pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Philippine government requests all refrigerators be unplugged before Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. Not cool
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
National Guard in several states train to deal with civil unrest. Apparently they do this every year right around the time of the NBA Finals
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson rants about paying his executives too much. "They won't even drive a Toyota. The damn ingrates. Trying to aspire to MY lifestyle"
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