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Headlines matching 'English'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC) Weird Those keen football fans Kermit and Miss Piggy give their opinion on this weekends English Premier League action  (bbc.co.uk) (10)
(Daily Mail) Weird English woman gets flu, loses voice, regains voice, but can only speak in a French accent, immediately surrenders  (dailymail.co.uk) (14)


Thu February 09, 2012
(CNN) Followup Arizona court forces potential candidate off of city council ballot because her English isn't good enough, setting a dangerous precedent that may leave the entirety of the south ungoverned  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (412)


Fri February 03, 2012
(The Register) Fail I know some of those words in the headline are English, but they can't be rearranged into anything meaningful  (theregister.co.uk) (45)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video  (theage.com.au) (77)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com) (109)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Embattled Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho tired of drama in Spain, allegedly has decided to return to English Premier League this summer. Immortal quote: "It's not about the money"  (adifferentleague.co.uk) (39)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Candidate who was barred from running because she doesn't speak English proficiently vows appeal. At least that's what they think she said, not really sure  (news.yahoo.com) (227)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail FOX aired an English Premier League match live on broadcast TV for the first time. Too bad lots of affiliates decided "Corky Romano" was more compelling television  (deadspin.com) (141)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Life.com) Misc When taken together, the three most disconcerting words in the English language are ... Maximum. Security. Shampoo  (life.com) (29)


Wed January 11, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing Lol, wut? Don't they speak English?  (liveleak.com) (25)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing I aint no expert on this English talk, but damn, does your headline suck  (washingtonpost.com) (25)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious In a devasting blow to Bank of America, but an unexpected victory for the English language, judge rules that Insurer suing BOA only has to prove BOA lied to them to win their fraud suit  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Frustrated Guy) Amusing Takeshi's Challenge, Part 2 finally translated to English  (dreamandfriends.com) (12)
(CBS News) Fail Gov. Perry would rather support a very costly idea than press 1 for English  (cbsnews.com) (207)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Local English housewife did slutty things for £1,000 a night, proving once again that anyone can be a whore  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)


Fri December 23, 2011
(BBC) Weird Bright yellow, moving slime blobs appear in English village. May contain up to 2 gp, but attacks with bladed weapons are at -2 penalty; try a crushing weapon or magic, fire-based attacks  (bbc.co.uk) (25)
(This Is Plymouth) Unlikely Napoleonic invasion, demonic possession, zombies, perverts and crashing Santas - just how do English councils prepare for the worst?  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (16)
(Some Guy) Amusing Go ahead, type 'define an English person' into Google and see what you get  (seroundtable.com) (40)


Sun December 18, 2011
(TSN) Asinine Absolutely nobody in Canada is shocked as Quebec's bigots argue an English coach can't lead their team, forget that it was a French coach who got them into this mess to begin with  (tsn.ca) (127)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Telegraph) Strange Angry Fruit God pelts English town with apples  (telegraph.co.uk) (41)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Life.com) Spiffy Old and busted: Ditching a plane in the English Channel. New hotness: Ditching a plane that resembles a prototype D'deridex-class Romulan warbird in the Channel ... and living to tell about it  (life.com) (76)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious English Premier League is USA's top soccer league, with huge edge in TV ratings, talent, and salaries over MLS. "The passion that you see in the Premiership, it's unique. It's something that really draws American fans in"  (latimes.com) (146)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA  (washingtonpost.com) (129)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued  (theparisreview.org) (330)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine The banker as predator, a confession: "...they looked for less savvy borrowers - those with less education, without previous mortgage experience, or without fluent English - and nudged them toward subprime loans"  (nytimes.com) (27)


Wed November 30, 2011
(YouTube) Spiffy Five essentials of a good fight scene: 1. A furry in a chicken suit. 2. An English schoolboy. 3. A dominatrix. 4. A blow-up sex doll, and 5. A whip  (youtube.com) (34)
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Register) Strange Despite Android lead, iOS devs slurp scads more mazuma. OH COME ON, I don't even think that passes for what you Brits call English. Tag is because I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that headline meant  (theregister.co.uk) (40)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The New York Times) Weird FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe  (nytimes.com) (9)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Cambridge News) Dumbass "Hello? Yeah, I'm on my way. I'm just coming into some place called, erm... 'Warning Low Bridge'. Jeez, these English villages have really weird nam-"  (cambridge-news.co.uk) (31)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Crime novelist says he has uncovered evidence that Jane Austen may have been murdered. Police are now looking for a high-school English student with access to a time machine  (news.yahoo.com) (93)


Fri November 11, 2011
(CBS 4 Denver) Interesting English: B, Science: A, Algebra: A, Social Studies: C. These grades have been brought to you by Meineke, where we're not gonna make you pay a lot for that muffler  (denver.cbslocal.com) (42)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Obvious More and more college students are using their heads when picking college majors, choosing ones that will help them get jobs. Philosophy and English departments are said to be very worried  (press-citizen.com) (299)
(The Register) Ironic Author of article intended to beef up your tech resume barely able to speak proper English himself  (theregister.co.uk) (19)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Ozzy Osbourne is leaving cryptic messages that suggest Black Sabbath might reunite for a tour. Then again, pretty much everything Ozzy says sounds cryptic  (heraldsun.com.au) (27)


Fri November 04, 2011
(ABC) Cool There may be a royal bun in the oven, or up the royal duff, or whatever the hell the English say  (abcnews.go.com) (65)


Thu November 03, 2011
(BBC) Misc It's easy to make jokes about English food, but it turns out it's not so bad after all. Well, not compared to Scottish and Welsh food anyway  (bbc.co.uk) (126)


Wed October 26, 2011
(News.com.au) Followup English woman pleads guilty to biting partner's scrotum. Boyfriend still feeling a little teste  (news.com.au) (42)


Tue October 25, 2011
(This Is Plymouth) Cool American close to finding, desecrating grave of greatest English naval hero  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (53)


Sun October 23, 2011
(The Register) Cool "Reg hacks confront really wide Oz load terror." Really britain, really? I thought you spoke English over there. WHAT THE FARK AM I READING???? *clicks* Oh, your mom is on the move again  (theregister.co.uk) (19)
(Deadline) Followup Paranormal Activity 3 has topped the box office with $55 million, becoming the biggest horror opening ever. Meanwhile, Three Musketeers and Johnny English get beaten by robots and a remake  (deadline.com) (110)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Amusing Purity of Australian English sullied by weird sports Americanisms like "thrown a curveball," "struck out", and "hit a home run." Fortunately, Aussies will always own the five-letter word for an outhouse  (smh.com.au) (53)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It's the two most successful teams in English football history. It's 5 European cups v 19 domestic titles, it's King Kenny v Sir Alex, it's Liverpool FC v Manchester United in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)

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