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32 headlines found matching 'English'
Thu February 11, 2016
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
BB-8 started out with English dialogue in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Probably just constant swearing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
According to many designers, new logo for English Premier League is too dull, too Futura-ish, or too lion-y. Can you do better?
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
That's not hair on the Starbucks mermaid, it's a burka
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just £14,292,610,000.00 in losses from Germany's two largest banks in only three months. Everything's fine
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(8)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
English Premier League soccer takes a break for the FA Cup Fourth Round. Start your weekend early with Derby vs. Man Utd on Friday, before the main course is served on Saturday
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Mon January 25, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention, parents: no one likes it when you bring your baby to work. Especially if you're a famous bullfighter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tons of sperm wash up on English beaches
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(47)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After being a no-show at a Trump campaign event after endorsing him, Palin posts this quasi-English post on Facebook: "Trading in the beautiful snow of Iowa for the red dirt of Oklahoma as planned, despite what the media is try's no to spin up"
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
English cop is writing a book on policing third world hellholes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could you pass David Cameron's English test and avoid deportation?
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(17)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
No, old people, young people aren't ruining English. We all are
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Thu January 14, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In celebration of Dave Grohl's 47th birthday, listen to Ethiopian school children sing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' for him
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(25)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science is being destroyed by English. Well, DUH; they should be speaking AMERICAN
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(27)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The most common first name of geniuses is John. Conversely, the three names least associated with having any level of even normal intelligence are Rand, Jeb, Donald
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New MLB rule requires teams to hire translators for players, Harold Reynolds
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(37)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Has the Grim Reaper been captured on camera at an English graveyard? (No)
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Sat January 09, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
English man in a spot of bother in the loo. Not very chuffed. Send assistance straightaway. Ta
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Your Internet cats all belong to me
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How do you say "Fail" in Pakistanian?
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Mon January 04, 2016
(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you walk into an American Eagle Outfitter and your English teacher is the person who helps you in the fitting room
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest: Sports headlines
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Tue December 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top 10 ways passengers of budget airline tried to avoid baggage fees in 2015, includes "A passenger refused to comply by repeating 'me no speak any English'" and "Two pairs of jeans were doubled up and worn as a 'double denim' scarf"
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot being washed away in English flood is grabbed by barmaid and pulled to safety in pub where he had already been cut off: "The man reportedly asked for another drink" (pics)
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
English football fans "Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé. Contre nous de la tyrannie, L'étendard sanglant est levé". Stay classy Wembley, stay classy
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Wed November 11, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You thought Comic Sans was annoying? Be thankful you are not Japanese trying to read something in English in Electroharmonix
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Mon November 09, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In Southeast Asia, there are two tribes of hunter-gatherers who use 12-15 dedicated smell words. In English, there are only three (stinky, fragrant, and musty). Coincidentally, all three have been used to describe Donald Trump's hair
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(65)
 


Fri November 06, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
And this is why English exit ramps are called slip roads, is it?
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Mon October 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*knock knock* "Open up, police. We know you're in there and you say you're unhappy. We'll fix that"
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Sat October 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the contract Colin Kapernick signed last year for $124 mil with $69 mil "guaranteed"? Well, because neither the word "contract" nor "guarantee" mean the same thing in NFL as English, his poor play this season could cost him $100 million
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom but the British have surrendered to the French in the English Channel Fishing War
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(65)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
An Englishman's home is his castle. But his castle might not be his home much longer, on account of he built it secretly without planning permission and hid it for four years under hay bales after moving in and you bet someone has a problem with this
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