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Sat March 06, 2010
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(UPI) Dumbass How Would Jesus Exercise? English rector evicts tai chi class from church hall after deciding exercise routines were not compatible with Christianity  (upi.com) (92)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Daily Mail) Caption Caption this 16th century inscription. No, really. Please  (dailymail.co.uk) (177)

Mon March 01, 2010
(YouTube) Amusing Coach manages to get the most out of his snowboarders, even though not one of them speaks a word of English  (youtube.com) (14)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Gawker) Dumbass "Nine meters in English is what?"  (gawker.com) (69)

Sat February 27, 2010
(BBC) Strange English county votes to name road "Lara Croft Way," though no one will want to drive on it because of its massive speed bumps  (news.bbc.co.uk) (28)

Mon February 22, 2010
(ABC News) Interesting Former sheepherder now speaks Spanish and English besides other middle eastern languages, and can't get enough pizza or vegetarian sub sandwiches. Ladies and gentlemen, Gitmo turned this man into a monster  (abcnews.go.com) (110)

Wed February 17, 2010
(Cinematical) Obvious Does Tarantino rely too heavily on movie homage? Do they speak English in What?  (cinematical.com) (67)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Guardian.com) Amusing English Premier League, beloved by sport snobs for determining champion without American-style knockout postseason, plans to award final UEFA Champions League berth to winner of American-style 4-team knockout playoffs  (guardian.co.uk) (84)

Tue February 09, 2010
(News.com.au) Strange Australian court hears that man accused of having sex at a petrol station was asleep until some time after the act had started. In legal circles, this is known as the "English defence"  (news.com.au) (46)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Huffington Post) Obvious Keira Knightley: "Every time I do an interview with the English press, one of their questions is, 'How do you feel knowing that everyone thinks you're a s--t actress?' "  (huffingtonpost.com) (56)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Discover) Amusing English researchers say a comprehensive study proves there's no G-spot. French researchers say of course the Brits can't find it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (85)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Breitbart.com) Spiffy If you've ever wanted to jump the bones of an English princess, here's your chance  (breitbart.com) (76)

Mon January 18, 2010
(SacBee) Followup Kid expelled for shotgun in truck off-campus was suspended before for using n-word in class+calling teacher a "stupid Mexican". Also flunked English, math, and history, but got an A in shop. Way to break that redneck stereotype, kid  (sacbee.com) (651)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Telegraph) Amusing The French were cheese-eating surrender monkeys even back in the 12th century  (telegraph.co.uk) (123)

Sat January 16, 2010
(BBC) Cool English football and African football precede American football today. Its your EPL and Africa Cup of Nations discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk) (76)

Tue January 05, 2010
(Lowell Sun) Stupid Legal puzzler of the day: If state law requires teachers to be fluent in English and tape recordings prove a teacher can't speak English, how much money should the teacher win in her lawsuit?  (lowellsun.com) (175)

Sat December 26, 2009
(Daily Mail) Cool Thomas the Tank Engine comes to life: English steam locomotive subs for electric trains delayed by snow and ice; Sir Topham Hatt approves  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)

Fri December 25, 2009
(New York Daily News) Followup Where should a father take his reunited son he barely knows who speaks little English to avoid the press, c) Disney World on the busiest day of the year  (nydailynews.com) (56)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Google) Interesting London restaurant makes diners sign waiver before eating their Christmas pudding, raising the question how English eateries have survived without doing this as a general practice  (google.com) (78)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Telegraph) Dumbass Of the many ways to learn another language, rape never made my list  (telegraph.co.uk) (140)

Sat December 12, 2009
(ABC News) Cool CD released by obscure, overrated, overly derivative indie band adored by hipsters tops list of 2009's Best Album. No, not that band. That other one. No, not the English one, the American one. No, guess again. Yeah. Those guys. They suck  (abcnews.go.com) (113)

Sat December 05, 2009
(My Fox 8) Dumbass English teacher will need all her fingers to count the felony sex charges she just got slapped with. (With "eh...maybe" pic)  (myfox8.com) (88)
(Science Daily) Hero As American scientists fight to lessen testicular odor and make nipple hair a problem of the past, English scientists use stem cells to rescue visual function  (sciencedaily.com) (20)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Telegraph) Scary English food gets even scarier, with the debut of lobster-thermidor pancakes, aux crevettes served in a Provençal manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, with a fried egg on top and spam  (telegraph.co.uk) (34)

Mon November 30, 2009
(The Sun) Interesting South Africa welcomes English soccer fans to 2010 World Cup with mobile police station complete with holding cells and a courthouse that will be at all England's games (pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (26)

Sat November 28, 2009
(BBC) Interesting Former captain of English national team uses cricket bats and balls to make art that is a hell of a lot more interesting to look at than cricket will ever be (pics)  (news.bbc.co.uk) (11)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Scots enraged as English start making single-malt whisky, even though you can't tell the difference between it and 18-year-old Glendfiddich after you mix it with ice and Mountain Dew like the whisky snobs do  (dailymail.co.uk) (67)

Thu November 26, 2009
(Daily Star) Sad English soccer fans "furious" at record high prices organizers charge them to watch their team suck at 2010 World Cup  (dailystar.co.uk) (26)

Tue November 24, 2009
(yomiuri.co.jp) Strange Small Tokyo factories pool resources to build deep-sea research robot to search for oil and minerals. In other news, small American factories struggle to find workers who understand English and can add two numbers  (yomiuri.co.jp) (34)

Tue November 17, 2009
(LiveLeak) Video Goalkeeper taunts opponent by doing cartwheels before shootout attempt. What happens next is listed in the Oxford English Dictionary under 'comeuppance'  (liveleak.com) (106)

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