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77 headlines found matching 'England'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dawid Malan scores 100 in third Ashes test, zero in Spelling The Name David test
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Wed December 13, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Dick van Dyke turns 92; in other news, Dick van Dyke still alive
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
China announces plans to recreate Shakespeare's birthplace of Stratford-upon-Avon. Next: will announce plans to recreate Charles Dickens' birthplace, Walt Whitman's birthplace, Stephanie Meyer's birthplace
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're Judi Dench you dame well sure can have your own private forest to honor the life of everyone you've ever known who has departed
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists in England say they have found a way to reverse aging. Apparently it has something to do with not ever having children
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Avocado hand" injuries are such a problem in England that Marks & Spencer is now selling seedless avocados
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Could you tell the difference between cheap and expensive cheese?
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Metal detectoring can be a lucrative hobby, particularly if you live in a place with a history going back to Roman times
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump had NO IDEA those videos came from a British hate group. So just the POTUS re-tweeting through his official account random stuff he found on the Internet without vetting it in any way? Well, that's alight then
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit: fark it, it's not like we ever wanted Northern Ireland as part of the UK to start with
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Wed November 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House: It doesn't matter what is real
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Good: England revives its Victorian era. Bad: In the form of a massive scarlet fever outbreak
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hello, this is polar bear. Can you give me a ride to the next pic-a-nic basket?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Neon sign fails, FTW (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're Christians in name only, Archbishop
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Sat November 25, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Echo & the Bunnymen have a new album and a new UK tour. Remember back when I saw Echo & the Bunnymen at the Whiskey in 1980? No? Well, it was a great show, I tells ya. You know you're getting old when all your favorite shows happened 30+ years ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welcome back to "British media losing their shiat because it's slightly below freezing" season. No wonder the colonies kicked your asses
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK moves to cut stamp taxes about 250 years too late
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hooray for the "little man" who stands his ground and refuses to sell his home in the face of development
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Masturbation and good sex have something in common
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Thu November 16, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Government idea that was supposed to save the treasury £10 million a year ends up losing £107 million in the same period. Who knew little paper discs could be so expensive? (every car owner in the UK, apparently.)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Article explains why everyone hates New England fans
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Busker plays bass like a lead guitar. Yeah, yeah, you've heard that before. Well, stay for the EVH tapping
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
TNF to be shown from skycam, can they make it any worse?
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why do we say "fall" and "autumn" for the season? And which is correct? And why don't we just call it "Leaf Changing Time?"
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Wild Hunt)
 
 
 
Pagans revolting as England cuts homeopathic and herbal "alternative" medicine insurance coverage
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
England's Donald Trump went full Hitler. You never go full Hitler
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare condition causes man to hear England's National Anthem playing in his head on a loop
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: NHS faces 40,000 shortfall in nurses. Worse: Since voting to Brexit, departures of EU nurses up 67%, recruitment down 89%. Well, at least there'll be plenty of bendy bananas to go around
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
'High air pressure' prevents televisions in UK from working. Jeez, get a tire gauge, guys, UK electronics are only rated for 30 PSI
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Tue October 31, 2017
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Golf clap for New England. Antiobiotic-resistant clap for pretty much everywhere else
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Best. Halloween. Weather. Forecaster. EVAR
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England believes Brexit could cause the finance sector to lose 75 jobs. Well, that hardly sounds that bad, what's all the fuss ab...oh, wait, what's that? 75,000 jobs? Oh my
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Why are the New England Patriots so good? Because they're smart and everybody else is stupid
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure it's Becky...But it could be all the marijuanas i injected
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Americans are so diabetic that a new Type 3 diabeetus had to be defined
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Sat October 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stonehenge builders - "If it's not Scottish, it's crap"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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Wed October 11, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline (and pun-packed story): "Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for 17,300 movies in DVD, Blu-ray, Laserdisc, VHS and Betamax format? Certainly not 1 million dollars
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Football 365)
 
 
 
"Stop criticizing ____, just lower your expectations" is written about the English National Team, but could probably apply to most teams here on the Sports tab
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I want to believe ....that mermaids exist
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Today's OMG WTF headline: Woman turns discarded vagina skin into jewelry
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
England's loudest band will be heard
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy who swallowed a Playmobil toy traffic cone has to have it surgically removed. Fark: 40 years later
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Mon September 25, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You think you remember one of Tony Orlando's hits, but you can't quite put your finger on it? That's okay, neither can he
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stoners like this are why marijuana users can't have nice things
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is straight, he only has Grindr installed on his phone as a way to find weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post-Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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Wed September 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Muhammad enters the top 10 most popular boys' names in England and Wales. The meltdowns promise to be epic
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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Thu September 14, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady: I don't worry about concussions; they're part of playing football. Would you like to ride with Batman?
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Tue September 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mammoth 'family' to be sold at auction in England. Duggars taking note, get their producers on the horn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Come on Aileen, let's hit Britain with all you got. COME ON AILEEN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badger culling gets go ahead in 11 new areas of England, has residents of Wisconsin on high alert
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dong nails the world's biggest wind farm. This is not a euphemism
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Mon September 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
During his time as UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair was obsessed with creating a true British football league that would permit soccer hooligans of England and Scotland a sense of shared national unity
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Quit talking to 'the guys' down in the drain kid, you're scaring the bejebbies out of your mom
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Fri September 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If the meal that you eat has an eel for the meat, that's a moray
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
With no other news going on, Sky News decides to answer the hard hitting questions, like 'Where's the most expensive place in England to get a pint?' In related story, Drew cancels flight to Surrey
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the new Queen of England. (I didn't vote for her)
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
As you most surely know, Queen Elizabeth owns many of the swans in England. So what do you do if you're 5 years old and want one to keep in the tub? You write to the queen, of course
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Romeo and Juliet recited in the original accent of Shakespeare's time period
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
AC/DC's Brian Johnson makes surprise cameo with Muse at Reading Fest. Of course there's video
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Fri August 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most graduates "stay away from NI." They won't even say it
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Sure, you'll be wanting to put the gelignite under the horse's langer for maximum destruction, Yank. An Irish solution to the statue problem
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Today in "I should lay off the hard stuff" headlines: A Colony of Bats Has Moved Into a Triceratops
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man's Princess Di collection which includes some of her wedding cake, scraps of her clothing, and a bar of soap she once washed her hands with is valued at $500K. The value could keep growing, of course, assuming it doesn't hit a wall
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