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97 headlines found matching 'England'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs TV schedule and Live Stream: Since the New England Patriots don't have a first round pick, all of New England will have their eyes on the Boston Celtics elimination game against the Atlanta Hawks. Tip off at 8 PM ET
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Wed April 27, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When planning a trip to Las Vegas, make sure you know the difference between the Birmingham, Alabama airport and the Birmingham, England airport
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Happy Day After Chernobyl Day. Boy, don't I feel just radiant this morning
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man uses monopoly money to scam dealers out of more than $700,000 in jewelry. Is linked to scams in London, Bristol and Leeds, England
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
With the power vested in me, I pronounce you man and town. You may now kiss the sign. O_o
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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Thu April 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the 16th Century red meat was better than white, fruit was for the poor and sick and ThotalFarke cost but 1 groat a monthe
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year olds in England sent survey asking what gender they identify with. Possible answers included genderqueer, tri-gender, and gender fluid. Subby wanted to be a astronaut
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In New England, junk is throwing a monkey wrench into the stoners' agenda
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Here are 11 of the weirdest snack foods in the world. Come for the ant popsicles, get sick on the hot dog-flavor Pringles
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to use Snapchat's Faceswap feature to liven up any visit to any boring art museum
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
When Jamie Vardy pointed his finger at the referee on Sunday, the FA pounced on the chance to try and give the Premiership to a proper top club, or at least Tottenham Hotspur
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Mon April 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England sends Hammond to support new Libyan government. Meanwhile, Clarkson is sent to insult the French government and May got lost on his way to Scotland, which is impossible because there's only one road to there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In Holland, after 2025, you will only be able to drive an electric car. Oil companies threaten to stop wearing wooden shoes
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's soft balls cause litigious father-daughter strife throughout New England
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While the UK was busy being appalled at Donald Trump's comments on abortion, maybe it should have been looking in its own back yard, where a three-month suspended prison sentence is considered "very lenient"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln carried a secret message concerning the Civil War in his pocket for most of his term. A message so secret even he didn't know about it. And no, it wasn't "DUCK"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
It's getting so you can't even ride a train in the UK these days without being attacked by vomiting rugby fans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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Sat April 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If it weren't for that meddling glass door, home invasion squirrel would have been cheeks deep in Doritos and Funyuns
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England is going crazy for izakayas and Japanese-style pub food and drink. "Its focus on lean meats, rice and vegetables fits perfectly with the high-protein, low-carb, gluten-averse dieters of London in 2016"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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Wed March 30, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia plans to get some balls in their struggle against England
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(Talking Rugby Union)
 
 
 
Premiership rugby star Josh Charnley switches codes from league to union, which is like switching from playing in the NFL to the CFL. Or vice-versa, depending on whose fans you ask
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
I don't wanna say it's a must win, but it's kind of a must win. USA vs Guatemala World Cup Qualifier at 7:25 EDT. A whole mess of other CONCACAF matches as well
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(The Penalty King)
 
 
 
And the over hyping of England begins
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
After dicks fail to repair potholes on Cock Lane, a vigilante spray paints penises. "Resident Polly Birkbeck told the paper, 'hang on a minute, someone's drawn willies on the road'"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain proposes solving nation's drink problem by selling only light beer. And light wine. And light cider. And light liquor
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone's stressed about the time the pubs are open this Easter weekend. Hurricane prep required, maybe an escape plan
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
London's next mayor could be a 79-year-old head shop owner
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
We've got World Cup qualifying and international friendlies. Come for Netherlands-France (and their Cruyff tribute), stay for Brazil-Uruguay and Guatemala-USA (3:45, 8:45 and 10:00pm) all times EDT
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie writes love letter to his goalposts: "I was 12 when I turned my back on you. I promised that I would do everything not to see your face again. To protect you, to be your first and last line of defence"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning web developer course. What else are you going to do with 28 hours? (Sponsored Link)
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Mon March 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Max Kruse and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week
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Tue March 15, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death to be commemorated in England this year with re-release of some of his most famous novels
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Mon March 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since today is Pi Day and Thursday is St. Patrick's Day, let's watch some Irish people try American pies
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada Border Services says its testing is so accurate that less than 1 time in 100 will it mistake human remains for ketamine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England's soccer weekend starts early with FA Cup action on Friday night, followed by a weekend of FA Cup for some, EPL for others, and half-time meat pies for everybody
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Le ring to sacre bleu them all
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dating was simpler 70 years ago. "We wrote for a year or two," she said. "When he came home, we got married"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sawxs managah may or may nawt be bangin' a teevee gal who is like wicked hawt
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Thu March 03, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Salford City Council in the North of England try to ban swearing in public. Good luck with that you c**ts
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It's St. David's Day, so here's a Welsh emoji keyboard
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Woman mourns being born too late, lives as if it were 1939 England with vintage house fixtures, one pedal bike, and no lights at night due to war blackout. "Every morning I come downstairs and empty my chamber pot in the loo outside"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Mmm, donuts. I'll have one." "Dude, you've had 19 already." "wait, what?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman caught using dead grandmother's handicapped placard offers unique excuse
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell's Grannies continue to cause trouble in England's Lake District
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
♫ With or without EU, With or without EU, oh no. I can't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with or without EU ♫
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's what happens if you put lithium citrate back into 7 Up
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney recorded special music to accompany Skype emojis, ensuring he gets into the next party Tyga throws for hip, young people
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Fri February 19, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents upset after students kept locked inside Sherwood Forest Elementary School during bomb threat to school. Officials cite marauding archer and portly sidekick in the neighborhood
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can a movie about Puritan witch-burning wackjobs from 400 years ago explain today's American insanity?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists, presumably male scientists, determine that sex is the best way to stave off dementia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police slam middle-aged men who go on weekend drinking binges when Wales plays rugby: "On any other day of the week, they will be perfectly law-abiding family people who know how to behave. Here, they're a nightmare"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Church of England trolls Richard Dawkins. And it is hilarious
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Sun February 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to see the 400,000 gold bullion bars stored in the vaults beneath the Bank of England? Best down lode ever
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Thu February 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Star Wars producer charged by police for trying to kill Harrison Ford. George Lucas still unpunished for creating Jar Jar Binks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sick of this presidential race already... I wonder what's going on in merry old England. *click* "Woman regrets bum tattoo that reminds her of the time she defecated on herself beside boyfriend's mum"... I wonder what that rascal Trump is up to
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh *scroll, scroll* AHH *scroll, scroll* AHHHHHH
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal admits to eating lover with sprouts. Seriously, who willingly eats sprouts?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The top teams in the big leagues of European soccer don't want to have to earn their way into the Champions League
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Tue February 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Being there's not much sun at the British Zoo, 'Dalai Lemur' needs to meditate while he can
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Mon February 08, 2016
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Pro soccer teams are now signing people who are really good at FIFA to be their "official gamers"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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Mon February 01, 2016
(cockroach.com)
 
 
 
Scientists and officials assure residents of Bristol, England that the bizarre hum they have been hearing for 40 years now is absolutely normal. Nothing to see here. Move along
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Woman found dead in hotel room, with an incoherent man and two monkeys. Police are calling the death "suspicious"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"There is no easy way to say this, but gin was like the meth of 1700s England. While its production didn't involve exploding RVs in cornfields or mass Sudafed heists, gin wreaked havoc on society"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today's "attention-whoring sports team fan that got a premature tattoo" story comes to us from New England. No regerts
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Wed January 27, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
While most NFL players will use the offseason to recover from injury and train for next season, New England Patriots long snapper Joe Cardona will return to duty in the Navy
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jeb can't fix this: Even Justin Bieber is beating Bush in a presidential poll
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New England's Microsoft Surface tablets malfunctioned during the first half of Patriots-Broncos playoff game - was it a conspiracy?
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute for Advanced Studies reports that alcoholics are responsible for the majority of the industry's profits. Who'd have thought
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boston has the highest murder rate in the country. No, not THAT country
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL plans U.K. franchise in 6 years. Which is pretty ambitious considering it took them more than 20 years just to get another team into Los Angeles
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What have you created today? This teenager has created waterproof and fireproof sleeping bags for the homeless which are already 'saving lives'
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Wed January 20, 2016
(The 42 (Ireland))
 
 
 
How drunk do you have to be to be considered too rowdy for a rugby league drinking party in Australia? Russell Crowe drunk, that's how
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
English cop is writing a book on policing third world hellholes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could you pass David Cameron's English test and avoid deportation?
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Computer prediction tool picks Carolina over New England to win the Super Bowl, also says that Watson throws like an iPad
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
The Plow King and Mr. Plow are at it again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and the winner of the Pittsburgh Steelers-Denver Broncos match-up is....the New England Patriots
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Sat January 16, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the arrowhead deflate Tom Brady's balls, or could Bill Belichick almost have an emotion after winning a game as NFL playoff weekend begins when the Kansas City Chefs face the New England Patriots, 4:30 PM ET on CBS
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
...Unless you screw up Valentine's Day
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
One of the five candidates for FIFA president is South African businessman Tokyo Sexwale. Which sounds more like the worst nightmare ever for anyone working with Greenpeace
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(Newser)
 
 
 
For the first time in 200 years, England to consider replacing "God Save the Queen" as its national anthem. Americans immediately offer the very singable "To Anacreon in Heaven"
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Wed January 13, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The most common first name of geniuses is John. Conversely, the three names least associated with having any level of even normal intelligence are Rand, Jeb, Donald
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Researchers say that humans are programmed to overeat during the cold winter months. Which goes along with previous studies that show we're also programmed to overeat during the spring, summer and fall
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Tue January 12, 2016
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
New England Patriots injury report: WR Danny Amendola, Questionable (Knee), WR Julian Edelman, Out (Foot), HC Bill Belichick, Probable (Black Eye)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want a David Bowie statue in Trafalgar Square?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
Thief runs off with diarrhea medicine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Social media universe explodes after sports television personality hugs his 8-year-old daughter during the national anthem
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Some people eat them, some plant them on their farms to grow as crops... It's really up to the parents to do what they want with thier placenta
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump surrogate: UK's debate to ban Trump for racist views is against the free speech rights outlined in US
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
England is so behind the times that their ghosts are still riding horses
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 things that you would not understand unless you come from New England, including how New Hampshire is seen as their version of Wal-Mart
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Sat January 02, 2016
(Daily Star (Bangladesh))
 
 
 
Want to pick all 6 winning lottery numbers for $52 million jackpot, but actually win nothing? There's a faulty app for that
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Fri January 01, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub crawl team has travelled nearly 300,000 miles and one member has consumed 43,000 pints, all because beer is their friend
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