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103 headlines found matching 'England'
Mon February 27, 2017
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(The Local)
 
 
 
British man selling Swiss mountain air for $167 a bottle. Sure, you can laugh now, but just wait until you have to cancel your ski trip in Switzerland when there's no air left
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(Sport 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Italians are ruining rugby, according to rugby: "England has warned that Italy's novel tactic of refusing to commit anyone other than the tackler to the breakdown, meaning no ruck was formed, could kill the game"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boeing opens first-ever European factory. Europe must be looking pretty good these days
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(10 News)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays apologizes after a employee asked job applicant if he would sleep with his parents
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New campaign to save England's red squirrels sees 5,000 volunteers monitoring squirrel populations, educating children about the issue and beating invasive grey squirrels to death in parks
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain says they name their storms now because we were tired of the hurricanes getting all the press
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in England, a footballer is under official investigation for eating a meat pie with insider information
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, the best ever television show about baseball aired. Come for sideburns shaving, stay for the debate over England's greatest prime minister: It's Homer at the Bat
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1792, George Washington puts the forever stamp on the U.S. Postal Service. Rate increase immediately requested
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(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
In video games you score points when you taunt your opponent and showboat. In MMA you get a foot to the face along with a short nap, and then you lose the fight
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Fri February 17, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
London company creates first robotic kitchen chef. Price tag: $100,000. Profanity and insults not included
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Music News)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger wrote a 75,000 word autobiography in the 1980s, and if you're wondering what's in it, so is he
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Wed February 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bank of England to vegans: Just keep the five pound notes out of your mouth and you'll be fine
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this rate, Trump will be taking a group photo with approximately two of the New England Patriots
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Farming UK)
 
 
 
Rustling 65 sheep is easy. Hiding 65 sheep is hard
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Folding your own aircraft tray table isn't exactly brain surgery
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alastair Cook steps down from England captaincy. Here's an example of a guy leaving a position on top of his game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
17th-century shopping list discovered in UK attic. The note says to pick up some bread, milk and a dozen leeches to help ward off the plague
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Sun February 05, 2017
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $3.7M worth of engines, but joke's on them because they're Jag engines
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Sat February 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bright yellow car notorious for photobombing pictures of photogenic village vandalised. Police seeking tourist with poor photoshop skills
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Old-time New Englanders wonder if candlepin bowling is dying. Only one alley survives in Worcester, and the top bowlers are no longer TV celebrities
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Ditka yells at cloud
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen of England uses all that land she owns to start a winery
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots generously volunteer to provide shirts to underprivileged children from third world places such as South Africa, the Iraq, and Asian countries for all of eternity
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell to New England: "You'll get over it"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wellington boot snobbery still big in England. "The only thing that's more embarrassing than wearing the wrong wellington boots is wearing clean ones"
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(FA Cup)
 
 
 
FA Cup weekend. Derby County-LCFC kicks off at 2:30 today. Saturday gives us Pool & Spurs against different Wanderers, & the Fark Wear Derby of MIGHTY Oxford United against Newcastle and plenty more matches. Will the underdogs make it to round 5?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man loses half his body weight after he gives up booze. Yes, but at what cost?
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're golfing in Wales, be aware of impatient cows who want to play through
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Britain is desperate to hire someone to live on this isolated, godforsaken island and spend their time raising baby seal pups. Why not you?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit UK economic growth has been among the strongest in the developed world, largely because UK consumers started buying things like mad to prepare for the worst
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best soccer single-game highlights video you will see today
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin picks Atlanta to triumph over the New England White Walkers in bloodiest Superbowl ever
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Early deaths from obesity are saving Britain's health service £4 billion a year: "The net cost of obesity is therefore less than £2.5 billion. This works out less than half the most commonly cited estimates"
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Sun January 22, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New England Patriots willing to trade Jimmy Garoppolo for a first-round pick, GoPro camera
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFC Championship game filled up a thread. Now watch the sick and sleepy Steelers take on the Cheatriots in New England. Game starts at 6:40pm EST on CBS
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
French presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen praised President Trump and vowed "2017 will be the year of the awakening of the people of continental Europe"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having absolutely NO other stories to report on, the BBC tackles the tough issues such as: "Why do we put 'The' in front of the country Gambia when talking about it?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trove of bizarre maps illustrates British history in a way your teachers skipped: "I suspect that this sort of toilet humour was probably a little bit more acceptable then than, perhaps, it is now" (pics)
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Tue January 17, 2017
(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Who's Trump's biggest hero? Apparently himself according to this interview with The Times UK
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does a dusting of snow plunge Britain into transportation chaos? Here comes the economics
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Male model reveals the one thing men must do if they want to get laid. Oddly enough, it's not 'move out of your Mom's basement.'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can you end a sentence with a preposition?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫I see a roadway and I want it painted white. No grayness anymore I want it to turn white♫
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New England ticks can exsanguinate a moose. Maybe you should take a trip somewhere safe like Australia instead
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Top druid goes to court to fight for free parking at Stonehenge, continued right to kite gnome guards around Ak'Anon
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hillary plowed over the American voters with her Scooby Van while politically texting. Shouldn't there be some sort of culpability for that?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is literally the worst article ever written about the word literally
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Mon January 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are 14.5 point favorites against the Houston Texans, making them the biggest playoff favorites since 1998
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Sat January 07, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since England, Spain, Germany, and Italy all have a second-division soccer league below their top-tier league, US Soccer decides America deserves better, certifies TWO second-division leagues for 2017. Two is better than one
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner, tired of people looking but not buying, now charges everyone a 'browsing fee'
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Let Gurkahs explain how they deal with their most feared enemy: the British weather
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dhoni quits India's cricket team before matches against England. Shut the fark up, Dhoni
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Fri December 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In 1,300 years of operation, this hotel has hosted everyone from samurai to sumo, and it's so old it pre-dates the Kingdom of England
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Husband saves drowning dog. Then wife saves husband who's saving the drowning dog. Then a lifeboat saves the wife who's saving the husband who's saving the drowning dog
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Fri December 23, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jets coach would rather go to the hospital than New England. Smart man
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Brits spend an estimated two years of their lives hungover. Amateurs
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
There are weird Christmas traditions and then there is having to rap battle a skeletal horse on Christmas morning in Welsh
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Despite constant criticism by British press for his losing ways and unbearable American accent, analysis of Swansea coach Bob Bradley's media appearances reveals he prefers British words for 9 of 15 contentious soccer-related terms. Jolly good
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Tue December 20, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Stonehenge, Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well... is busy this time of year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As it has always been and will forever be, Farkers, your number is zero
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Today's ridiculously priced, attention-whoring food item is a $2,000 pizza
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Mon December 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No, midichlorians do not count as having a positive beneficial impact on society. Go be a Jedi somewhere else
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The final nail in Top Gear's coffin, perhaps?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Titans be able to beat the Chiefs, can Cleveland finally get a win over Buffalo and will New England get a win over Denver? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS/FOX
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Let's be honest: Should we ban all toddlers from restaurants?"
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Goodbye Cornwall, England, you will be hit by a killer wave that goes by the name "Bone Cruncher" tomorrow. It was nice knowing you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canny Patriots hit waiver wire, claim WR and DUI arrestee Michael Floyd, dump fringe WR who can't catch as well or count towards compensatory draft picks. In New England, as is well known among Kennedy fans, DUI "usually isn't a deal breaker"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out the Amazon has its own Stonehenge which it can ship to you in less than three days
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Mon December 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The F.A. publishes advice to get more girls playing soccer. They can't possibly fark that up. Can they?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NHS sends English anorexia patients to Scotland, presumably to be cured by eating nothing but deep fried candy bars
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
No that is not George W. Bush and that is definitely not Hulk Hogan
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Russia: FIFA 17 is gay propaganda
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Mon December 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
Video
 
How to get your rotund miniature horse to lose a few pounds? Give him an inflatable exercise ball, of course
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Sun December 04, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels remainder of his US tour, ranks his audiences, remains pretentious
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew Chris Pratt was actually with world's worst best magician? Or is that best worst magician? Either way, the real surprise is will.i.am has obviously never played cards before
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Latest Harry Potter movie accused of being 'Anti-American,' proving the J.K. Rowling is not alone in having a wonderful imagination
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Thu December 01, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
89-year-old veteran posts ad looking for job to save him "dying of boredom"
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank of England urged to make new £5 note vegan-friendly
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits come up with cunning plan to reduce the cost of the monarchy: Move the Queen from Buckingham Palace with its solid gold toilets to some shiathole in Yorkshire. Or just have James May shoot her
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England is willing to take the blame for Donald Trump
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British workers face the prospect of no raises for 10 years. Thanks, Brexit
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
God chooses to reveal Himself to humanity over some dump in England rather than Ohio as the Bible predicted
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zlatan hints he will play in the USA someday. "I've travelled around like Napoleon, and conquered every new country where I've set foot. So perhaps I should do what Napoleon didn't and cross the Atlantic and conquer the States as well"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK government tells its citizens to stop flushing leftover paint down the toilet, and why on Earth did they buy so much to start with?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
21 of the best photos of the supermoon from around the world will have to hold you until 2034
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Sat November 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hate mathematics? You're not alone. Even physicists who are generally skilled in it are scared by it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi trying to join the All-Blacks?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England and Scotland: "We got gassed by the Huns at the Second Battle of Ypres and kept going; if FIFA thinks it can do better, it is welcome to try"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Cereal cafes complete with cereal cocktails are metastasizing across England, having escaped London. "We are not a cafe for hipsters. Probably the only person you will see in here with a beard is me"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Bored of wearing a crappy plastic poppy for Nov. 11? Why not wear one made out of shell fuses fired during the battle of the Somme (£39.99) or cufflinks incorporating earth from various First World War battlefields (£79.99 a pair)?
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you had placed a £5 treble bet on Leicester winning the title, the UK voting for Brexit and Donald Trump triumphing in the race to be President of the United States, today you'd be counting up a staggering £15million ($18.6 million)
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Tue November 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Trumptriots continue to dominate the polls, the Raiders leapfrog the impotent Ponies, but the real winner of our Week 10 rankings are the Bengals, leaping five spots in their bye week, proving that the only winning move is not to play
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
FDA approves first drug to treat anxiety in dogs. Your dog wants a valium, some benzos and a beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, great guy, deflated balls, supports the Trump Presidency
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sin Cara makes Jericho's list
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Medieval sin-washing well uncovered. Apparently it was buried under massive piles of deleted emails
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Angered Brexit supporters demand Parliament works for the people, screams at MPs to get Britain out of the EU
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spire London is a 67-storey 235-metre building to be built in the Isle of Dogs. And as you may have noticed, it looks like an enormous penis and balls
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
In what must be a plot cooked up by the Clinton campaign to kill off as many Trump voters as possible before the election, Beyonce will perform with the Dixie Chicks at tonight's CMA awards
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Mon October 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
At 56, Tracey Ullman has created some incredible impersonations, including Angela Merkel, Maggie Smith, and Dame Judi Dench. Come for "sex bomb" Angela clip, stay for the Judi shoplifting skit
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