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Headlines matching 'Ems'
Fri May 25, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate) Obvious Liberal People Problems: It's tiresome to hear someone preach about tolerance while only being tolerant toward those with whom they agree  (slate.com) (193)
(Business Insider) Interesting "People unwilling to work seems to be a real moral quandary, as reflected by the Fark comments on the story. Some don't have any sympathy, some think she needs more help." That's Fark for you (3rd paragraph)  (businessinsider.com) (47)
(msnbc) Interesting 17% of Americans now consider themselves tech geeks, have the wedgie scars to prove it  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (85)
(Detroit Free Press) Fail Mortician finds gunshot wound to the chest of a man that had been ruled to have died of natural causes by police and EMS. To be fair, it happened in Detroit so they might have been confused  (freep.com) (60)


Thu May 24, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Spiffy 47 year old teen cracks unsolved math problems first posed by Isaac Newton  (thelocal.de) (126)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Hot Air) Unlikely AFL-CIO president beats a piñata with Gov. Nikki Haley's face on it. Thankfully in our post-Giffords assassination attempt era, the mainstream media is quick to report this and Democrats are distancing themselves them the union  (hotair.com) (71)


Mon May 21, 2012
(WCPO) Obvious Concluding yet another "Who would have thought that?" study, CDC discovers that overweight teens are most at risk for future heart related problems. Next on their list, do glasses help people see better?  (wcpo.com) (41)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious So it seems that treating your precious snow-flake as a uniquely talented creative successful wunderkind can cause a complete meltdown when they hit the real word. Who could possibly have predicted that?  (pjmedia.com) (269)
(USA Today) Followup Remember that federal aid the GOP tried to block for Joplin? Good thing they failed, because it seems to have helped. A lot  (usatoday.com) (199)


Fri May 18, 2012
(YouTube) Silly Having relationship problems? GWAR would like to help  (youtube.com) (31)


Thu May 17, 2012
(NFL) Obvious Lawrence Taylor selling his '91 Super Bowl ring after running into "legal and financial" problems, which is media talk for bad coke habits, banging underage prostitutes and the ensuing legal fees that result  (nfl.com) (36)
(11 Alive) Amusing After decades of being largely ignored, Atlanta's sizable group of transvestite prostitutes have decided to start group muggings to get themselves back in the spotlight  (11alive.com) (52)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Wired) Interesting Over time, subway systems in major cities all over the world have developed in the same way, suggesting universal principles of human self-organization  (wired.com) (35)
(Daily Record (UK)) Amusing Disney's new live action Princess Merida, while very easy on the eyes, is having some problems with the accent  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (39)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog First appearance of the Judean People's Front, high school students succumb to pier pressure, and Oden keeps his alcohol problems loki: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/6 - 5/12  (fark.com) (7)
(Bloomberg) Interesting Mitt Romney signed the country's only permanent assault weapons ban into law. The NRA's top lobbyist is an elderly grandmother and a registered Democrat. Remember, it's the Dems who want to take your guns  (bloomberg.com) (252)
(Economist) Fail "Unsourcing" the latest trend in big corporation customer service, which sounds suspiciously like letting the customers fend for themselves in figuring out how to fix the crap they've been sold  (economist.com) (57)


Mon May 14, 2012
(CNN) Obvious "The solution to the problems must ultimately be found outside the American political system and will not be solved until America's rich and elderly become either less fearful or more generous." Well, we're boned  (cnn.com) (181)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Strange Let's run down the list of activities where your colleagues are likely to shoot you and themselves, shall we? Fighting a war, being a cop, selling dietary supplements, hunting deer, dealing drugs, wait, what?  (washingtonpost.com) (25)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Forbes) Asinine Republicans: Hey Dems, we want to keep student loan interest rates low too, we just want to take the money from preventative cancer screening programs instead of the wealthy, why are you so obstructionist?  (forbes.com) (105)
(Slashdot) Fail Having conquered all problems at home, Best Korea spends its days jamming GPS signals in Not-Best Korea  (news.slashdot.org) (74)


Wed May 09, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Apparently, the idea of making misbehaving students wear those cone thingies that dogs wear so they don't chew themselves to death hasn't gotten old for teachers in Florida. Dug surrenders  (wtsp.com) (59)


Tue May 08, 2012
(FilmDrunk) Amusing High school pictures of the cast of "The Avengers." HULK HAVE JAW ALIGNMENT PROBLEMS  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (69)
(My Fox DC) Asinine "People were even willing to forgo money in order to talk about themselves"  (myfoxdc.com) (37)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing "They got away with at least $4-thousand worth of high-end corsets, leather items, and expensive massage lubricants before sheriff's deputies could respond"  (940winz.com) (137)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Amusing GOP leaders start to rally around Romney. Well, not so much "rally" as "reluctantly allow themselves to be seen in the same room with"  (ajc.com) (30)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Boing Boing) Interesting The personal archives of legendary Dungeons & Dragons co-creator Dave Arneson -- some 10,000 items -- were abandoned by his heirs and lost in storage facility in Minnesota. Luckily, the guy who found them didn't just toss them away  (boingboing.net) (81)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Gawker) Scary "MySpace's sole purpose is to serve as an anthropological collection of the ways young people embarrassed themselves online in the early-to-mid-2000s"  (gawker.com) (18)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Who knew Ron Paul could be such a shiatkicker and cause a multitude of problems for Romney?  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (227)
(Miami New Times) Florida Florida mansion where famous porn flick "Deep Throat" was filmed is now for sale; current asking price seems a little hard to swallow, but may eventually go down  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (46)


Tue May 01, 2012
(CTV) Sad The bucket-list baby is done checking items off of her bucket list. Sad tag trumps Followup  (toronto.ctv.ca) (111)


Sun April 29, 2012
(BBC) Asinine London council to residents: "Thanks for all your complaints about drug addicts causing problems. Due to an administrative error we have given your names and phone numbers to the drug addicts....we're good though, right?"  (bbc.co.uk) (73)
(NASA) Cool Less than 100 days to America's next test of Martian space defense systems  (jpl.nasa.gov) (26)
(Daily Finance) Obvious Five American companies that should be ashamed of themselves, that is if they had shame. Yep, that company is on there and that one. That one, too  (dailyfinance.com) (88)


Sat April 28, 2012
(National Review) Amusing "It seems President Obama is the first male in his line not to be a polygamist"  (nationalreview.com) (214)


Thu April 26, 2012
(CBC) Unlikely Best Korea unveils glorious new mobile missiles that are absolutely, positively, definitely NOT phony mockups pieced together from various other systems and stuck on a random launch vehicle  (cbc.ca) (191)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Republicans get the coveted Jay Leno Endorsement. 'Republicans Really Laugh At Themselves More'  (huffingtonpost.com) (94)
(KillSomeTime) Video When viewed in slow motion, it seems there's not much difference between "sneeze face" and "O-face." For the first 55 seconds, anyway (warning: kinda gross)  (killsometime.com) (15)
(Dayton Daily News) Interesting Obama gaining ground in 14 recently polled swing states whose economy seems to be improving faster than the country as a whole. This is bad news... for Obama  (daytondailynews.com) (49)


Sat April 21, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Hero Great news, everybody. Pat Boone has solved our energy problems by inventing controlled fusion  (wnd.com) (173)
(Telegraph) Fail Lamborghini seems to have not learned their lesson the first time and tries once again to make a SUV  (telegraph.co.uk) (105)
(SeattlePI) Interesting New menu items offered by McDonald's have insured that their profits stay as fat as their customers  (seattlepi.com) (21)
(Fox News) Interesting Self-driving Cadillacs may be coming by the middle of the decade. Unfortunately, they will only want to drive themselves to the Old Country Buffet and through the middle of crowded farmer's markets  (foxnews.com) (37)


Fri April 20, 2012
(some blog) Cool How to avoid problems with long TSA lines c) Get your own airplane  (tecca.com) (31)


Thu April 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Blood test could identify depression in teens, samples are easily collected after they finish cutting themselves  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (52)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Comics Alliance) Hero Batman and Jay-Z team up to solve 99 problems  (comicsalliance.com) (41)
(Buzzfeed) Sappy Cuteness overload: 33 animals with stuffed animals of themselves  (buzzfeed.com) (66)
(Film School Rejects) Cool The creative minds behind Prometheus want you to meet David. Michael Fassbender seems to be a good choice, considering he pulled a Michelangelo's David with his last film and let it all hang out  (filmschoolrejects.com) (70)
(WISHTV) Dumbass Man steals woman's purse at funeral, puts items in his underwear (with 'he was obviously on drugs' mug)  (wishtv.com) (9)
(truTV) Video Hell hath no fury like a woman in the Clark County, NV Detention Center who's 36 and doesn't have time for other people's problems and issues anymore scorned (NSFW language)  (trutv.com) (41)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Reuters) Asinine More than 2,700 companies collect your state income tax, and then keep it for themselves under deals they have struck with the states. GE, Goldman Sachs, P&G, Chrysler, Ford, GM Nissan, Toyota, all benefit from this corporate socialism  (blogs.reuters.com) (71)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Some Decorator) Fail While Fluffy and Mr. Jingles will enjoy this Solid Wood Room Divider with Imperial Court Design more than just about anyone in your home, $1009 seems a bit steep  (topregistrygifts.com) (11)


Fri April 13, 2012
(WLUK-TV) Strange If you're having problems finding the night deposit box at the local funeral parlor, you really shouldn't leave the package next door  (fox11online.com) (14)
(Yahoo) News Breaking news: Zimmerman buys $79.84 worth of items from jail store  (news.yahoo.com) (π)


Thu April 12, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Heartless creep zips six puppies into his suitcase and throws it in the garbage. Fortunately for the puppies, he seems to be about as intelligent as President Skroob when it comes to his luggage  (nydailynews.com) (60)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Silly Potential VP nominee and all-around nutball Allen West has it on good authority that up to 80 House Dems are Communists. No, he isn't naming names. You'll just have to take his word for it  (palmbeachpost.com) (163)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Science Daily) Obvious North American predator loss affects ecosystems, leaves Aliens totally unchecked  (sciencedaily.com) (118)
(BBC) Amusing "Kentucky Bigfoot investigators pride themselves on their scientific rigour"  (bbc.co.uk) (117)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday  (www2.turnto10.com) (65)
(ufoNY) Weird NASA seems to have been covering up what looked like a UFO from the last shuttle mission. It happened during their live, public feed. They blamed it on lens flare. They weren't saying it was aliens. But it was aliens  (news.gather.com) (187)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Scary Christian groups are trying to reverse anti-bullying legislation as long as the bullying stems from "a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction." Fark: They're succeeding  (huffingtonpost.com) (289)
(JSOnline) Followup Wis. Governor Scott Walker signs 51 bills into law on Thursday. For some strange reason, the guy seems to be in a rush to get things done  (jsonline.com) (149)
(NPR) Cool Awesome-police-blotter fans, say hello to the Dutch Harbor Telegraph of Alaska, home to "Officer watched three extremely intoxicated and giggling louts urinate on the road, on themselves, on one another, and on a taxi"  (npr.org) (31)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious "There was indication that he was going to arm himself with a firearm if he heard attending sirens, which leads us to believe he wasn't functioning at the level he was capable of," says EMT  (660news.com) (10)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Guardian) Fail Spain's economy craters after enacting most severe austerity in three decades. Clearly, more budget cuts will solve their problems  (guardian.co.uk) (207)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Forbes) Stupid Let's destroy Mercury to build a Dyson Sphere to solve all our energy problems. Step 1: Generate 100 billion times the amount of energy the US consumes in a year  (forbes.com) (86)


Mon April 02, 2012
(The Consumerist) PSA It's a battle to the death between Bank of America and EA Games to determine just who is the Worst Company in America. How can a video game company be worse than a bank? It just seems so unlikely  (consumerist.com) (148)
(Hartford Courant) PSA On Monday, 10 new items will mark Burger King's biggest menu expansion since the chain opened its doors in 1954. Where is your god now?  (courant.com) (187)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Sometimes the headlines just write themselves: "Pop-and-son pillbilly snowbirds driving stolen methmobile"   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (36)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Today, someone in Hollywood woke up and thought to themselves, 'We need a sequel to the Schwarzenegger and DeVito film Twins. And let's bring Eddie Murphy in and call it Triplets'  (hollywoodreporter.com) (87)


Thu March 29, 2012
(gizmag) Cool Thai resort features tree pod dining. It looks like the Ewoks are doing alright for themselves  (gizmag.com) (7)
(Some Guy) Cool Some nerd has made an actual honest to god Tricorder. It seems okay, but can you play Angry Birds on it?  (tricorderproject.org) (28)
(Wired) Spiffy Astronomers estimate roughly 40% of all red dwarf star systems may contain Earth-like planets capable of supporting life. Smegheads  (wired.com) (68)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Statesman) Strange Those mock drunk driving accidents staged at high schools during prom season are powerful in their own right. Adding real human blood isn't necessary  (statesman.com) (66)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Friend of Zimmerman defends his use of the slur "coon asses" stating that the phrase is used proudly in parts of the country by people to describe themselves  (thinkprogress.org) (lots)
(truTV) Asinine Very brilliant kid's dad invents Mentos-powered soda dispenser, it seems  (blog.trutv.com) (17)


Mon March 26, 2012
(NPR) Obvious Facebook may be bad for people with low self esteems. Also for people with half a brain, social lives, jobs, healthy interests, or the ability to communicate verbally on even a barely functional level. Don't forget to feed your pigs  (npr.org) (53)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass The old "pull your girlfriend's shirt down and blame it on the deputy" trick never seems to work  (thenewsstar.com) (59)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail Stop me if you've heard this one before; Boehner confident he has votes for DOA Ryan budget despite the Tea Partiers and Dems voting against it  (washingtonpost.com) (43)
(Reuters) Obvious Ben Bernanke says the gold standard would not solve U.S economic problems. Finding a gold mine with $15 trillion in bullion, however, will  (reuters.com) (49)
(Daily Mail) Fail Parents leave their 9-year-old daughter and the-12-year-old son alone to fend for themselves while they go to Vegas. Thankfully the police have a problem with this  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Think Progress) Fail WI Justice David "The Strangler" Prosser tries to derail the ethics case against him by demanding all the witness recuse themselves. Stalin approves  (thinkprogress.org) (108)


Mon March 19, 2012
(USA Today) Ironic China, the country that leads the world in toxic production of foods and other items for export, gets a little huffy over a 60-minute shelf-life violation  (usatoday.com) (11)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Gamma Squad) Cool Scientists create material which seems to have been exposed to a stronger magnet than exists on earth, but they didn't use any magnets. Your move, Juggalos  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (37)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Floridians afraid that Movies like "Project X" are making kids want to party, get drunk, do drugs, and break things. "They never would have came up with that idea themselves"  (sun-sentinel.com) (65)
(SLTrib) Scary News: Guy helpfully drives his sister to the store at night to pick up some needed items. Which wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't eight years old  (sltrib.com) (13)


Thu March 15, 2012
(SFGate) Strange Having solved all crime, corruption, and all other problems in Boston, police now cracking down on slam-dancing  (sfgate.com) (96)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely 34 percent of DC singles rate themselves "heavy drinkers," the highest among US cities surveyed. Which reminds me -- when's the next DC Fark Party?  (washingtonpost.com) (129)


Tue March 13, 2012
(USA Today) Hero More and more doctors are standing up to parents who refuse to vaccinate their children and telling them to go fark themselves  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (433)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Slate) Obvious Poll finds that Alabama Republicans are a caricature of themselves  (slate.com) (144)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass You may have short-term memory problems if you get arrested for prostitution twice in the same night. For soliciting two different undercover detectives. In the same car  (pressofatlanticcity.com) (22)


Fri March 09, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Running a daycare seems like perfect fit for woman charged with armed burglary, driving on a suspended license, aggravated battery, and driving children without seat belts  (wftv.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Fail Man goes from living in a million dollar home, having multiple vehicles, and vacationing all over the world to just owning 10 items. FARK - On purpose  (vcstar.com) (76)
(CNN) Amusing Mitt Romney: "I like grits". I assume grits is an acronym for Gems, Religion, Ivy league schools, Topiary gardens and Sailing   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (159)
(Huffington Post) Fail Toyota recalls 681,000 U.S. cars for various problems. This year the only thing Toyota can't recall is the last time they made a car without any defects  (huffingtonpost.com) (54)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Washington Free Beacon) Amusing R-Jiggaman corrects D-Hova over 99 problems lyrics on FL state house floor [video]  (freebeacon.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Safety committee suggests neighbors meet gang members and drug dealers. Go talk to Lord Humungus, he seems reasonable  (kirotv.com) (51)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Kids: You need to MAINTAIN at the party. If you pass out, your drunken friends will carry you to the car and kill you on the way home. Actually, they'll kill you and themselves, along with some other random drunk guy. This story is a mess  (hometownannapolis.com) (103)
(CNN) Interesting CNN asks "Is Canada the next world superpower?". Magic 8 ball replies: "Outcome seems unlikely, eh?"  (outfront.blogs.cnn.com) (111)


Tue March 06, 2012
(UPI) Obvious Deep divides amongst leaders over religion, middle-eastern strategy, and social issues including the use of women in the battlefield has splintered once powerful group. And in other news, the Pakistani Taliban is also facing major problems  (upi.com) (28)
(MSNBC) Obvious Americans rate themselves as the world's worst tourists. French immediately demand a recount  (travelkit.msnbc.msn.com) (163)


Mon March 05, 2012
(I Heart Chaos) Cool Is there room in the market for another game console? Valve seems sure they can pull it off, I seem sure that my 360 will be on Craigslist the day this is announced  (iheartchaos.com) (121)
(C|Net) Fail Remember last April when Sony was hacked and they were taking steps to make themselves "safer and more secure than ever before" ? Well ... about that  (news.cnet.com) (15)
(Telegraph) Followup Russian election observers find 'serious problems' with Putin win. Unpossible  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Backstreet Boy reports $120,000 jewelry theft. Which just goes to prove that it's always better in the long run to waste the money on hookers and blow and avoid future problems like this  (wrcbtv.com) (20)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Study finds women who get frequent headaches are more likely than others to have sexual problems. So when she says not tonight, she really means it  (todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Wed February 29, 2012
(KTLA) Sick Man steals items from grave sites, gives them out as gifts. Dude, that's cold  (ktla.com) (31)
(WWL) Amusing Having solved all the state's problems with education, budget, infrastructure and jobs, Louisiana seeks to ban straw holes for drive-through daiquiri stands  (wwl.com) (96)
(Some Wall Smasher) Ironic In these days of school shootings, problems with bullies, illiteracy of high school 'graduates', etc, this school is indefinitely suspending a fifth grade girl - for blue kool-aid in her hair. Ironic tag is for the town name  (wcpo.com) (139)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Boing Boing) Obvious The problems with using BMI to measure health...aside from the fact it doesn't take into account we are all barrel-chested body builders  (boingboing.net) (132)
(BadJocks) Dumbass Kids, recording everything on your cell phone seems harmless, until that video of your high school basketball teammate naked in the locker room goes viral and you're the only one charged as an adult  (badjocks.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Need answers to all of life's nagging problems? 8-year-old Eve of London, England is here to help  (news.yahoo.com) (38)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail Good news: Chicago is getting rid of its gang problems. Bad news: they're going into the more affluent suburbs instead of jail  (suntimes.com) (105)
(Fox News) Obvious Today's green "success story" is 123 Systems. $390 million in government money has netted $127 million in net losses and 125 laid off employees. On the upside, management got a hefty raise  (foxnews.com) (50)
(Labspaces.net) Interesting NASA updating the systems that remind our GPS satellites that we're standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour  (labspaces.net) (48)


Sun February 26, 2012
(TechEBlog) Interesting Five cool gadgets you can make at home with everyday items  (techeblog.com) (36)


Sat February 25, 2012
(CNN) Scary Debbie Downer says a new recession seems inevitable  (money.cnn.com) (161)


Fri February 24, 2012
(AZCentral) Strange Contents of Madonna stalker storage locker reveals the usual items: knives, topless Madonna photos, headless dolls  (azcentral.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Amusing "14.4k modems are on the way out and 28.8 is in. I'd tend toward 28.8 for about an extra $100, but a 14.4 is pretty quick and will capably handle email." And you thought you Comcast connection was bad   (therelativelyinterestingblog.blogspot.com) (118)
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Matt Taibbi, on the Arizona GOP debate: "They're turning the gun on themselves now. It might be justice, or it might just be sad. Whatever it is, it's remarkable to watch"  (rollingstone.com) (76)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Researchers studying sizes of mammals throughout Earth's periods of warmth and cold suggest global warming could make us shorter, dwarfing our other problems  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)
(NASA) Scary If it seems like the sky is shrinking and the clouds are closing in on you... it's not just you  (nasa.gov) (114)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Ironic Georgia Dems propose vasectomy ban in response to anti-abortion bill. Republican men look prepared to start a "My vas deferens, my choice" movement  (huffingtonpost.com) (147)
(Fox News) Dumbass FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years"  (foxnews.com) (121)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Salon) Scary Romney's national finance co-chair seems like a huge asshole, but you'd better not point that out if you don't want to be sued into oblivion  (salon.com) (75)
(Den Of Geek) Obvious Answer: Fark themselves  (denofgeek.com) (120)
(Short List) Strange NASA recruiting chefs for Mars. Might be getting slightly ahead of themselves  (shortlist.com) (31)
(ESPN) Unlikely Jamie Moyer attempting a comeback with Colorado. Seems appropriate, since he's as old as the Rockies  (sports.espn.go.com) (24)
(Salon) Misc In the American healthcare system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the TV shows which write plots about diseases, and the viewers who diagnose themselves from them. These are their stories  (salon.com) (24)


Mon February 20, 2012
(SeattlePI) Stupid This list of 20 ugly rock stars seems to equate the natural process of aging with "ugly"  (seattlepi.com) (88)
(Fox News) Followup You just know that Iran is having serious computer problems when they're asking for bootleg copies of Norton 360™  (foxnews.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Scary The US has four major intel services: The CIA which monitors foreign activity, The FBI which monitors domestic threats, the NSA which handles electronic surveillance and the NYPD which seems to be able to do whatever the hell it wants  (kens5.com) (82)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Daily Kos) Silly Rick Santorum wants a federal commissar to ensure enough conservative professors are hired by universities. That seems pretty reasonable  (dailykos.com) (411)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Boing Boing) Asinine 139% APR seems a bit steep for a $2600 loan, but at least they aren't one of those usurious payday loan places  (boingboing.net) (56)
(Washington Post) Amusing Dems to GOP: "I heard you need more rope? Here take as much as you need. And be sure to tell people they're unclean while they're ovulating too"  (washingtonpost.com) (606)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Having solved all other problems, House Republicans pass bill protecting them from having to testify if they get sued  (tampabay.com) (28)


Thu February 16, 2012
(US News) Sad One in ten US kids is being raised by a drunk. This is great news for police, social workers, and anybody else whose job security depends on an endless supply of idiots with active reproductive systems. Not so great for kids, though  (health.usnews.com) (173)


Wed February 15, 2012
(AZCentral) Silly Having solved the state's other problems, Arizona lawmaker wants to force advertisers to disclose when they airbrush their models  (azcentral.com) (86)
(Des Moines Register) Strange 74 million years ago a meteorite crashed into an Iowan town. And it's still causing problems to this day  (desmoinesregister.com) (87)
(Buzzfeed) Fail Bill O'Reilly tries to explain Kate Upton's sudden fame: "If they can get themselves on that Internet, that worldwide Internet"  (buzzfeed.com) (43)
(LA Times) Interesting Their bubble has burst as chewing gum companies find themselves in a sticky situation  (latimes.com) (18)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Silly Finally, scientists have solved one of the most critical and vexing problems, how is ponytail formed?  (news.yahoo.com) (50)
(Washington Post) Sad Fire destroys "Gone with the Wind" items. This is a repeat  (washingtonpost.com) (23)


Fri February 10, 2012
(NBC Chicago) Hero Cop pulls gun on woman for taking too many items through the self-check out at WalMart, because 9 months pregnant or not, rules are rules  (nbcchicago.com) (617)
(Network World) Interesting Seems Wikipedia wouldn't forgive GoDaddy even if Danica sent Jimmy a Valentine  (networkworld.com) (5)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hill) Misc You know, the possibility of attack aside, I have trouble believing the Iranians are sitting there thinking to themselves, "You know, if we could just take out Cleveland"  (thehill.com) (111)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Brooklyn Paper) Strange Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems  (brooklynpaper.com) (31)
(NPR) Obvious So just how important are illegal immigrants to a state's economy? So important that even the Alabama hillbillies who voted for their tough anti-immigration laws are starting to second-guess themselves  (npr.org) (200)
(Guardian) Interesting Soldiers of the future might have their minds plugged directly into weapons systems, hopefully including phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range  (guardian.co.uk) (71)


Mon February 06, 2012
(io9) Scary Herbicide 'Atrazine' associated with birth defects, low birth weights, and menstrual problems in humans. Study leads to instant ban. Just kidding, it's still the second-most commonly used herbicide in the US  (io9.com) (33)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Strange How hardcore are bears? They're purposely killing themselves to protest the horror of bile farms  (mnn.com) (203)
(Reuters) Scary Crackers recalled due to egg allergen concerns, white people problems  (reuters.com) (49)


Wed February 01, 2012
(STLToday) Stupid Having solved all other problems, Illinois wants to ban texting while biking  (stltoday.com) (96)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BBC) Asinine Secret NATO report seems to indicate that Pakistan intelligence and the Taliban are BFFs  (bbc.co.uk) (202)
(CNN) Unlikely Why Boise State has problems recruiting blue chip players. Word "Idaho" strangely absent  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (59)
(LA Times) Sad Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble  (latimes.com) (27)
(Daily Mail) Sad Religious leaders falling over themselves in scramble to excommunicate philosopher who's building a temple to atheism  (dailymail.co.uk) (405)

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