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Thu September 21, 2017
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Seems "Convenient Amnesia" has taken its toll on Mike Pence as he forgets the name of the guy who got him his job in the first place. Bonus: On Fox & Friends
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Rogue gay pornstar turned spy that posed as a Jihadist' somehow gets off. And you thought you had problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This hospital allows kids to drive themselves to the operating room
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My cat caught a dragonfly but I took it away from her. He seems ok. Now he is on my finger and refuses to move. I tried putting him in plants and holding him up to the wind, but he wont budge. He's been on my finger for 10 minutes. Now what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered my husband is hooking up with women he finds online. Our marriage is typical; problems with in-laws, careers, health. I am indifferent to his affair. I don't want to tell the kids. Why don't I care about his betrayal?"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway claims that people who insult others are revealing themselves to be "easy." No word how Trump will respond to this sharp criticism against him by a trusted advisor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's as if thirty-million Americans suddenly cried out in panic and then coughed themselves to death. Christ, I'm surrounded by assholes. I also may have mixed my movie quotes
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Father arrested for chasing his young daughter through their neighborhood while wearing a clown mask, which he said he was doing to punish her. Seems like a sensible punishment
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Sat September 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top match-ups for Saturday include Tennessee-Florida, Clemson-Louisville, and Texas-USC. What other games will you be watching? Is your team doing well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
How movies predicted fashion of the future. The only one that seems to have gotten it right is...The Running Man?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Melvin Ingram on what problems Jay Cutler presents to the Chargers' defense: "None." Clearly he's unfamiliar with the dangers of secondhand smoke
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Cuba seems to be operating a sonic weapon advanced enough that our physicists don't even think it's physically possible
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This Portal Gun will solve your commuting problems forever
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump can finally work with Dems now that they've shot their foolish load of hoping to impeach him
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Wed September 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tesla over-the-air software updates might introduce minor problems, such as the brakes not working
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Of course she used the county credit card. Dog tuxedos don't buy themselves
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Tue September 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Car thieves steal U-Haul trailer with coffin containing dead guy inside. Seems like somebody was going real cheap on the hearse
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing anti-immigrant right wingers are outraged at? [Spins wheel of manufactured outrage]...why, it's automated calling systems asking you to "Press One for English"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 15 McDonald's items that we may never see again. Did you like any of them on the list? Want to see any actually come back?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone else wonder how hard it can really be to live through a hurricane? Based on the TV news, seems all you have to do is stand in the middle of the street like a fool
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Sat September 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's College Football Saturday and our big games include the old-school rivalry of Pitt-PSU, the battle of Tigers with Auburn-Clemson, and Oklahoma-Ohio State. The games begin at Noon ET, the drinking well before that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lack of sleep can contribute to mental health problems. And vice versa
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Fri September 08, 2017
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Let's see... In the last few months, we've gone after women, education, racial minorities, non-Christians, the environment, health care, and LGBTs, but darn it, it seems like we've forgotten someone. Oh, of course -- The Cripples
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can't believe it but subby agrees with a Republican, Sour Patch Kids are disgusting. Candy should be sweet. But it seems he is wrong about everything else
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"My class talked with a Trump supporter. Here's what I learned ... I've seen my liberal peers shutting themselves off to other viewpoints"
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Today is the second-most important holiday in America--National Beer Lover's Day. So grab your favorite IPA and toast to a drink that is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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Wed September 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump to hawk his tax overhaul in Bismarck, Dems to announce project "Ark Royal" in response
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Professor wants you to have sex with Earth. Seems like you should at least buy it a drink or fertilizer first
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens but healthy whales kill themselves after seeing something in the sky
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody's gonna pay Spicey to speak which seems odd since he wasn't very good at speaking in his last job
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one trusts our voting systems and Republicans refuse to pay for upgrades. Wonder why that is
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines just write themselves
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna is moving to Portugal. It seems she needs a new accent to butcher
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The cop who illegally arrested the RN is also a paramedic for Gold Cross EMS in SLC. How stupid of a paramedic do you have to be to not know that an ER patient admitted for burns would have blood in the lab you could get with a judge's order?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember the tweet D2S recently posted about his Chief of Staff? Yeah, about that -- seems General Kelly is getting tired of the President's crap
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Thu August 31, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
The Missouri Legislature almost went two whole weeks without someone embarrassing themselves
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple complains 4K content is overpriced. Apple complaining about overpriced items, that's a new one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As Trump's approval ratings sink to historic lows and Republicans begin awkwardly distancing themselves, red-state Democrats rush to prove they're "willing to work with the President"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you've got 34 Xanax pills, 29 amphetamine pills, 96 Oxycodone pills, 3 bags of MDMA, 6 bags of meth, 68 bottles of steroids, 3 bags of ketamine, 2 vials of ketamine, a bag of shrooms and 700 ecstasy tablets, a killer robot almost seems reasonable
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Thu August 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johnson
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D-ecrepit CA): 'Dems have won every fight against Repubs'. Conveniently forgets about losing the 4 special elections this year
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why do consumers keep falling for manufactured shortages of commodity items over and over again?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Denver closes for failure to pay $30,000 in taxes. The owner blames marital problems, increased minimum wage and rising costs of food for financial problems. Fark: While on a 2-week bender in Vegas
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pelosi's support for the Dems effort to sanction President Trump concerning his remarks about white supremacists and Charlottesville could give them lots of leverage on pending legislation
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will not attend the Kennedy Center Honors because the liberals who will be there will get so riled up that they won't be able to enjoy themselves and he wants them to have at least some happiness in their pathetic little lives
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Exactly what kind of crap are people buying from Walmart? Here's a list of top selling items by state. WTF Tennessee?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's time to tear down the NYC Times Square subway station; it seems there are some tiles that resemble the Confederate flag
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Why can't White Supremacists confront the fact that the source of their economic problems are white economic elites? The answer is:
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ric Flair has multiple organ problems, but has not tapped out yet
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese idol reveals that plush toy gifts given to her by male fans are always suspicious, due to fear that they include embedded recording devices. Also, the toys themselves show obvious signs of ... use
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Application to conduct cross burning on Stone Mountain denied. Although the commission said they'd be OK if the Klan wanted to throw themselves off the top of the mountain in protest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There is no Trump administration. "In short, the policy seems to be whatever the president says it is at a given moment and the others have to scramble to adjust"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Israel's wall along the Gaza Strip has solved all their problems except now the wall should be extended downwards so that those terrorists can't dig tunnels. They've also decided to add a moat. Oh, the Mexicans will be paying for it
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Tue August 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will All-American John Cena defeat that evil foreigner Jinder Mahal? Will the lone wolf Baron Corbin keep his feud up with immigrant Nakamura? Will a man control the destiny of the women's title? This just seems like bad timing. SDL USA 8pm EDT
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend's mother just died. Fark: She was a biatch, so condolences aren't appropriate. But saying Ding Dong, the biatch is dead seems a little harsh. So, what to say?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
County administrator hearing EMS worker complaints tells them they can kill themselves if they're unhappy. Fark: The group had just lost a deputy to suicide
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees fans console themselves after loss by farking in full public view on the subway ride home (not safe for work-ish)
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, this seems like an entirely appropriate time to release a new campaign ad, nothing insensitive about the timing at all
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Fri August 11, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams
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Thu August 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient UK cannibals engraved bones of the dead, presumably to occupy themselves while watching cricket
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Walmart is testing an app that will let its customers skip the checkout line, presumably after proving themselves in single combat with another customer or beating another customer's Hoveround off the line
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's sugary drink tax makes soda more expensive than beer. Well, this seems like a problem with its own solution built in
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find that teamwork helps jellies jet around the ocean, often propellering themselves out of jams
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40 Items every man over 40 should have. Toss in smug douche-ness and make that 41
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cretaceous snails conceal themselves in monuments in Madrid, have been slugging it out against the elements since the 18th century
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate wanted to hand out fried chicken and watermelon in Harlem. Now he's going to jail for 3 years. The jokes write themselves
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The most important battle in modern American history is being waged by a guy who tactically destroyed 1/4 of Saddam's tank corps and a guy who has problems navigating a bottle of bourbon out of a paper bag at morning meetings
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom almost goes blind from holy water, which seems counter to all the holy water stories subby has heard previously
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones: why time suddenly seems to pass so damn fast in season 7
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Seems like the War on Thanksgiving starts earlier every year
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that companies have been making a few of their packaged products slightly smaller, while charging the same price, and hoping that no one notices. Well, it's not just a few products ... the latest tally is 2,529 items
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since humans don't seem too concerned about it, the plants have taken it up on themselves to reduce global warming by absorbing more carbon dioxide while consuming less water
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Automated car washes found to be remotely-exploitable. "We controlled all the machinery inside the car wash and could shut down the safety systems...You could set the roller arms to come down much lower and crush the top of the car"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Hot peppers and marijuana could help cure gut problems, make restroom trips more interesting
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Hemsworth chose not to bulk up as much for Thor: Ragnarok. "I was probably a little bigger the first time around, but I felt very stiff and sort of uncomfortable. Now I add in a lot of other sorts of movement, flexibility and functional training"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's sinister plan to give everyone single-payer health care seems to be working ... at least in the cities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Turkey decides to provoke a religious war with Israel
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Amazon raises prices on items before placing them on sale for Prime Day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the chaos of the current Trump Administration may cost the Republicans the House, the Senate, and anything else the public can vote on. So, seeing how that's true, let's step on the gas and really give the Dems everything
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
You know, if Clinton Dems are going to claim that progressives destroyed the party by supporting what are supposed to be the party's professed positions, why don't we just go ahead and show them what destroying the party looks like?
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Norway's humane prisons could never work in the U.S. because of Reasons? The ideas behind humane prisons have been implemented in one U.S. state as a cost cutting measure, and seems to work rather well. Just saying
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Sarah Sanders' biggest problems are her hair and makeup choices
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter's selling themselves to a shell ministry to avoid taxes just happened to breach their agreement with Kentucky for $18 million in tax incentives, so they just lost most of their free money from the government
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin apparently liked each other so much at the G20 meeting that they went into the men's room together for a super secret meeting just between themselves. Oh my
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After discovering that the nostalgia for their old systems is basically a pass to print money, Nintendo may be looking to release a N64 Classic. The key question is will they cough up the dough for the GoldenEye license?
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks because they are parked too close to his home. Seems reasonable
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson plans to play the British Open without a driver. Which could be a mistake considering the decision to not use a driver caused major problems for Tiger Woods
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Trump Prophecies - basically, it's a gospel for stupid angry greedy people who want to blame all their problems on Obama. So ya know. there's that. which is nice
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
All I'm saying is, the point of a voodoo doll is kind of lost if you actually stick needles in the person themselves
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Notorious 86-year-old jewel thief who had decades of stealing valuable gems has been arrested stealing from Walmart. Oh, how the mighty have fallen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationists Have Sold Ark Encounter. To Themselves. For $10. To Avoid Taxes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans are obstructing themselves into irrelevance
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
"Nathan is failing his Video Game Class. Please let him stay up all night to play games. Signed, The School." Seems legit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Dem to McConnell: You know, since we've got to wait a week to vote on the healthcare bill anyway, seems we have time to hold a public hearing on it. Let's invite the AMA, the AHA and AARP to tell us what THEY think of the bill
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Pence seems unfamiliar with the commandment against bearing false witness
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Trump sick? Biographer says president seems weak and 'less steady on his feet'
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Fri July 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
It seems Mr Grassley has knowledge of that Rinat Akhmetshin fellow that NBC just identified
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DMX arrested on tax fraud charges. Seems that bike sales aren't what they used to be
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy wears make-up to work and things get controversial. I mean, if the ladies can, why can't I? Guy seems super straight so this trend will likely become a fad with straight guys... haha, just kidding, no farking way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
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Tue July 11, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seems like the IRS will not take a severed finger, a fake bomb, and a marijuana joint as tax payments
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Metallica's Kirk Hammett says being a millionaire 'Comes with a whole bunch of different problems.' No doubt problems include having to choose between the gold-plated hot tub filled with silver dollars or the silver-plated one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things that you expect to cause flight delays: weather, mechanical problems, drunk pilots. Things you don't expect to cause flight delays: air traffic control center evacuation
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems the man who tried to open the cabin door on a flight to Beijing is the son of a Delta employee. Tried the old 'do you know who I am' line
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Breast milk pumping problems suck, but there are some simple tricks to making it easier to swallow
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
It seems the Irish are food snobs about what we Americans eat
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Want to know why Hollywood always seems to be out of new ideas? Because the old ideas make money. Lots and lots and lots of sweet, beautiful money (with a nifty chart and everything)
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever pick up items on sale, only to have them ring up for a lot more than you expected at the checkout counter? Welcome to the real world of JCPenney where it's signs vs reality
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I loved Fargo, but is series 3 a real disappointment - only seen episodes 1-3. Seems more disjointed than ever, pointlessly so. Not sure if I should carry on
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Sometime very soon, the Oilers are going to find themselves in salary cap hell." So, a team run by Peter Chiarelli is spending money like a drunken sailor? No way
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Wed July 05, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Seems like Elon's brainiacs did their jobs over the holiday. Intelsat 35E is go for launch again today. Targeted launch time is 7:37 EDT, live stream starts about 15 minutes before
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum sensors may eliminate the need for tin foil as they herald new generation of wearable brain imaging systems (with helpful pic of what your next hat may look like)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It seems that not only did Chris Christie make the beach private he also forced six families who own cottages next to the beach to leave their homes under threat of arrest
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ketamine might help people with drinking problems, by giving them a drug problem. Uh...wait
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Plot details for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them II have been revealed, and it seems a bit much like a retcon
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms preparing for flood of idiots who blow off their fingers or set themselves on fire with sparklers this July 4th
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Austria should not have taken Adolf Hitler's house due to fears of space invaders exploiting open borders. At least, that's what this protester seems to be saying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the one hand this almost seems necessary right now. On the other, if it DID pass, it's almost a guarantee that it would be abused in the future and basically annihilate the last vestiges of our democracy..so
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flynn is still a thorn in our side, Secretaries of State tell Trump's voter fraud team to pound sand and House Dems want the DOJ's IG to investigate Sessions. It's the MSNBC Prime Block starting at 9 PM EDT
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Dan Rather calls out the GOP's "hypocrisy and cowardice" for failing to distance themselves from Trump
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The problem isn't big city or coastal elites who don't understand the plight of rural America. The problem is that rural Americans don't understand their own problems and don't want to
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Wed June 28, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney Spears lip syncs her concerts - her critics know it, her fans know it. Everyone, it seems, but Britney Spears
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Dems held an impromptu listening session on the steps of the Capitol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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Mon June 26, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rep. Mike Rodgers (R-Uh Roh) wants to make new American military branch: US Space Corps, which seems wasteful since we already have Star Fleet, Earth Force
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
You Dems have it all wrong, Trump doesn't care about being president, he wants to be the communications director
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
62% of Americans identify themselves as middle class, which is back to pre-recession levels. Making America average, again
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon launches a "try before you buy" clothing line where people can wear items for a week before deciding to buy. Because who wouldn't want clothes worn by the hundreds of strangers who already sent them back?
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
As Supernatural approaches what seems like its 40th season, the CW orders a spinoff of The Wayward Sisters
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken has to remind other Dems that if they impeach Trump, it still won't make Hillary president
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After investigating themselves and finding no wrongdoing, production resumes for 'Bachelor in Paradise'
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scienticians believe they're closing in on a universal flu vaccine. The problem is they can't hear themselves think due to the noise of the laughter from that party of rhinoviruses next door
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"American healthcare is at a crossroads. Where is the Democrats' bold vision? Beyond Sanders and Warren, no [D] seems especially concerned with articulating a rationale for the party, a reason millions of Americans should continually vote Democratic"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brussels man should not have had the chili at lunch, China tried and senate dems ask you be vewy,vewy qwiet, the'we hunting a healthcawe bill on Rachel at 9 PM EDT
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans no longer allowed on North Korean tours, will have to content themselves with less exciting trips to Cambodian minefields, Mexican drug cartel headquarters, or maybe quick jaunts running guns across the Khyber Pass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Normal household items suddenly gain sentience
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Work detail guard collapses. Prisoners immediately escape. Just kidding, they perform CPR and call an ambulance
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth reveals the deepest secret of them all: can Marvel characters appear in DC movies?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian responds to blackface controversy, which seems odd given that she and her sisters were the only KKK to let blacks in
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's interesting how the people who define themselves by one fundamental American right, the right to bear arms, show that once race is involved, the only right that they believe in is their right to remain silent
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Exercise slows the aging process. Mostly for people who feel how slowly time seems to pass when they're in the middle of a workout
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In annual Congressional baseball game following Wednesday's shooting, Dems spank Republicans 11-2, though Dems had an unfair advantage given that all 9 GOP players could only play right field
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Dems ask themselves: Has their rhetoric gone too far?" Seriously though you shouldn't read the comments. Whatever you do. Just. Avoid. The. Comments. Do *not* look at the comments. I implore you, for the love of Pete. Don't. DO IT. Read the comments
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "dirty bomb" scare that shut down part of the Port of Charleston this morning happened because of tips from an Alex Jones wannabe with a YouTube channel featuring gems like "I've Further Evidence Linking Hillary To The Murder Of Seth Rich"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman gives North Korea a copy of Trump's favorite book, although Goodnight Moon seems more appropriate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM says it's ready to mass produce self-driving cars. Customers can now sit at home while their recalled vehicles drive themselves back to the dealer
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Expected to be a $50bil industry by 2026, Bitcoin is, like, helping the legal weed business with its green problems
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Russia hacked election systems in 39 U.S. states. President Obama used the Batphone warning to the Kremlin
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dale Cooper keeps wandering around Vegas as nothing seems to be advancing the overall plot. Who is Richard Horne? What the hell is going on in Argentina? The confusion sets in anew tonight on Twin Peaks, 9 pm ET on Showtime
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great Moments is US Diplomatic History: Trump responds to the terror attacks in Tehran by offering sympathy to the victims and re-affirming our common humanity....just kidding he basically said it was Iran's fault and they brought it on themselves
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
There once was a student in class. However, she wrote poems like an ass. And when she was graded, it was the professor she hated. So she sued her so she could then pass
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the whole Russia mess and Comey hearing turned out to be a wet firecracker. Time to look for another surefire, can't-miss way to destroy Trump, Dems
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't text and walk. With helpful video. No really, it proves the point
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Today's supermarkets now carry 40,000 more items than they did in the 1990s. Unfortunately, 39,000 are just different varieties of Coke and Pepsi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boredom now linked to a wide range of health problems. Which is bad news for the researchers who had to put together the data on that study
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims the Manchester victims "literally invited themselves to be attacked and cursed themselves by attending the Ariana Grande concert." If God exists, he'd smite such a hateful asshole
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Putin's newest fake news scheme seems to have backfired. The price of oil is currently in free fall
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Fake news site Hot Air claims Comey won't be ratting out Trump after all. At least Hot Air named themselves correctly
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Finally, a sensible article telling people to stop blaming millennials for economic problems
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Collector charged in theft of Star Wars items, will be frozen in carbonite
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senator Mark Warner: More state election systems than reported were tampered with by the Russians
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"He raised both his middle fingers and explained, using colorful language, that anyone criticizing Mylan, including its employees, ought to go copulate with themselves"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Farmers puzzled why their cows broke down fences, then threw themselves off cliff. Guess they got tired of being in same pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Terrible diet means Trump is a 'target for a number of health problems'
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PornHub releases map of most misspelled search terms by state and it seems there's a lot of users typing with one hand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since everyone is equal and we have no civil rights problems anymore, the Trump administration is shutting down the Labor Department division that has policed discrimination among federal contractors for four decades
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kindergarten graduation party. Seems a little silly. Shoving match between two 6 year olds. Seems a little stupid. Parents escalate the violence. Seems a little scary. Someone gets shot. Seems a little Fark
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to Trump's budget director, it is "immoral" to ask taxpayers many of whom are struggling to get by themselves to fund anti-poverty programs, but apparently, spending $6.6 billion to help geriatric Florida Cubanos carry on a grudge is fine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They really can't help themselves, can they?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are many wonderful ways to use "The Cloud" to enhance your business productivity. Storing details of a highly classified project, including login credentials to classified systems, in an unsecured archive however, is not one of them
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump demands McConnell do away with the filibuster entirely and just pass all the laws HE wants, says if the situation were reversed, "Dems would do it, no doubt"...despite the fact that when the situation WAS reversed, the Dems DIDN'T
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Is toxic masculinity bad for young men? Let's ask the experts at Axe Body Spray: "We can't just tell guys to be themselves without addressing the underlying cultural issues and restrictive definitions of manhood holding them back in the first place"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Thinking about the history of America, has there been a time where guns weren't used by some of the population to "solve problems" (dueling, rebellion, vigilantism)? We say we are becoming numb to this kind of news, but maybe we just never changed
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Jared and Ivanka Trump took an Instagram snap of themselves and wind up with a fresh new ethics violation as they failed to disclose all of the artwork they owned, which showed up in the background
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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