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146 headlines found matching 'Ems'
Sun February 07, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
#ClownCarProblems
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists develop scan that can identify signs of depression, immediately chastise themselves for it
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michael Moore being taken care of by one of the worst healthcare systems in the world after being hit with pneumonia
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(44)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Artist behind many incredibly beautiful (but incredibly misleading) handcrafted Ghanaian movie posters for 1980s/1990s Hollywood films reveals his secrets to making true collector's items
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, When Roy Harper returns to Star City problems multiply when the Calculator is added to the equation (CW 8ET)
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(97)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Researchers find evidence that ravens possess a "Theory of the Mind". which in humans, is the basis of all higher-order thought and cognition, inlcuding language, but in ravens seems to mostly make them paranoid as hell
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Tue February 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man, attempting to lose weight, dies after developing energy drink habit. "His consumption...was the equivalent of a person with no health problems consuming 42 cans of Coke in three days"
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Fox)
 
 
 
Chills? multiplying. Control? Lost. Supplied power? Electrifying. Everything seems to be in order for Fox's live version of Grease starring Julianne Hough at 7 PM ET/4 PT
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(296)
 
(HipHollywood)
 
 
 
Seems we all just got trolled. (Quick follow up to below link)
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(80)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Just because Fark.com never seems to have enough kabaddi coverage, Mumbai's U Mumba beat the Telugu Titans 27-25 today in Visakhapatnam. Andhra Pradesh, Chandra Babu Naidu, Rana Daggubatti and Aamir Khan were there
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"It seems like the Mound Westonka students have dressed as KKK members to play an annual dodgeball tournament." "It's a bold strategy, Cotton, lets see if it pays off for them"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP candidates embarrassed themselves yet again on foreign policy
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New findings in the leaked documents provided by terrorist mastermind Edward Snowden reveal the US and Britain spied on Israeli jets and drones by hacking into their systems
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(68)
 
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
On-time and raring to go it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? What games do you enjoy that your fellow Farkers should try themselves? This week, subby had a working computer and has been playing UFO Aftermath
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(262)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wounded Warrior Fund spends more money on themselves than on wounded veterans
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Wed January 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FCC wants to bring an end to cable companies forcing you to rent a box from them. You better believe that the cable companies have about 19.5 billion problems with this
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Sun January 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Journalists embed themselves in Y'all Qaeda's aviary siege and interview the weekend warriors playing dress-up and illegally occupying Federal property. And every one of them said they "would support this to the death"
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hello, Fire Department? Yes, my truck seems to be on fire... No, don't worry, I'm bringing it to you. See you in five"
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christian leaders cannot figure out why a loud-mouthed buffoon like Donald Trump, who is given to conspicuous displays of wealth and over-the-top rhetoric that promises easy solutions to all problems, is so darn popular with their flocks
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(57)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro guarantees no problems will be reported during historic blizzard
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air New Zealand PR department becomes early front runner for best understatement of the year award saying turbulence "caused some catering items to fall from service carts." Why yes, that is a picture of wine splattered on the ceiling
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By an 8-1 vote, the U.S. Supreme Court re-instated the death sentence, formerly thrown out by the KS Supreme Court, for the "Wichita Massacre brothers," who in retrospect, probably should have called themselves something else in their appeal
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Tue January 19, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
The 25 most bro-tastic bro-friendly colleges where you and your brohems can get your bro on. Bro
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(79)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a crappy day. EMS official dies of heart attack while responding to a crash involving his daughter
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(29)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel seems to be doing fine, as he was spotted at a liquor store and was said to be in good spirits
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European problems: Tennis match fixing
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(17)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New TV fitness show makes trainers fatten up and lose weight themselves before they can tell ordinary people how to do it
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(54)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Rams fans upset over the team's departure console themselves in a way that is uniquely American - sue someone
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(51)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Seems that British teens are as ignorant and promiscuous as American teens, so MTV is making Teen Mom UK
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(41)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(NOAA)
 
 
 
A Tropical Storm? At this time of year? In that part of the ocean? This seems... not good
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Tue January 12, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Monday night's Democratic debate was conveniently scheduled against the Alabama-Clemson game and available for viewers whose remote can activate the four stones and release the divine light
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Mon January 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Tide roll, or will Clemson win its first Championship since 1981? Will Derrick Henry run for a lot of yards or will Deshaun Watson have a field day against the Alabama secondary? This is you CFP title game thread, kickoff at 8:30 PM ET
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Sat January 09, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're thinking that the mega jackpot Powerball game seems even more mega of late, you're not wrong
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(255)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus takes time out from his busy schedule of appearances on food items to photobomb an ultrasound
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(51)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
VW plans to buy back 115,000 TDIs in the US, because their emissions problems can never be fixed
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
It seems like every single person working on the Game of Thrones set wants to spoil the upcoming season for the rest of us
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Come to think of it, spending $500 million on a telescope to save the Earth from a deadly asteroid attack seems like money well spent
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(75)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Korean government responds to protests with savage beatings, re-writes textbooks to glorify themselves, jails journalists, and criminalizes certain kinds of speech. No, not that Korea
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Mon January 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GM invests $500 million in Lyft, foreseeing an on-demand network of self-driving cars that will be able to drive themselves to the dealer for recall repairs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Taking your children to museums, parks, movies and otherwise letting them entertain themselves over winter break instead of signing them up for a mini-camp makes you a lazy parent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bills fan verifies alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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(24)
 
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
"Underwear and socks are not uncommon items for dogs to eat, but it's highly unusual to find out they don't belong to the dog's owner or their partner"
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Sun January 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Been thinking about the seeming inequity of the universe since I found out the person who created this cool song was Milla Jovovich. It irritates the lining of my soul every time a person seems to get all the positive traits a person can have
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(Vox)
 
 
 
As we go through life "reelin' in the years" ...it seems we're not stowin' away the time as the speed gets faster
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Having solved all other critical problems, New Hampshire Republicans decide to outlaw -- what. Take a guess. Guess again. Nope. Okay, take a deep breath and click the link
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When you've been charged with selling stolen gift cards and you need to pay your attorney, your solution seems obvious
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(9)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Clemson sends three players home from the Orange Bowl following failed drug tests
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(27)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
WA judge rules that videos shot by police of "bikini baristas" "exposing their breasts and the orifices associated with their nether parts and performing sexual acts on themselves, each other, and customers" are subject to open records law, Rule 34
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 first-world problems that people complain about the most. Too bad it wasn't a slideshow, there would be 51
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(21)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
28 fast-food items that have failed, because when you think of spaghetti, you think of McDonald's
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(15)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To be fair, if you played for the Cleveland Browns, you'd probably have both of these items in your car as well
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(23)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri becomes the fourth state to freedom themselves out of access to the rest of the country
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Wed December 23, 2015
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
21st Century Problems: if you lie to your kids about Santa, expect the 'middle finger emoji'
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Tue December 22, 2015
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Algorithm lets robots teach themselves to perform complex tasks. I've seen this movie, and it did not end well
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(16)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I will see your milk spill and raise you a bacon spill
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(28)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
There are many heart-warming stories about helping underprivileged kids this time of year. This is the opposite of that: a sadistic hidden camera reality show that forced kids to choose between a dream gift for themselves...or one for their family
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ask yourself this: Do I really want to stick this up my butt? While you might say, "AW HELL NO," someone has said yes and someone else has created a database listing said items
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Wed December 16, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The Mets may not make it back to the World Series next year, but they've just guaranteed themselves one more season of pure comic poetry at bat
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(11)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Further proof that 99% of warnings on the internet about 'suspicious activity' are themselves suspicious activity
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(15)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
3 Problems now only has 2 Problems
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(24)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tinder to allow users to identify themselves as organ donors. Which may be confusing for men who think the whole point of using a dating site is organ sharing
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(11)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is no evidence that a Nazi train rumoured to be carrying gems and gold has been found in Poland. Of course, that's exactly what someone who had found such a train would want you to believe
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(40)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Transgender jail deputy hangs up holster." Well, that seems like an insensitive way to put it
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(27)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Best babysitters or worst babysitters ever? This couple presented themselves fully nude when looking after a 7 year old
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(77)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I don't know what Ganesh needs with a starship, but He sure seems to enjoy venture capital
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(10)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Walmart seems to have a problem with a 91.5% income tax. Sues
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(109)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner not only stops burglars from burglarizing his home and keeps them at bay until deputies arrive but also makes one of them call 911 themselves when his cellphone wasn't working
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Sat December 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor gets to feast on the Longhorns at 12 noon EST. The evening games to watch are Alabama and Florida, Clemson at UNC, Stanford and USC, and the big game of Iowa and Michigan State. This is your college football discussion thread
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(951)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What happens when a scientist does his job well at the USDA's Agricultural Research Service and uncovers problems with pesticides? You get endlessly harassed by the government
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(32)
 


Thu December 03, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Green Bay humiliate themselves again against a team they should beat, or will Detroit revert to form and end their winning streak when the Lions face the Packers on a color rushless Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on CBS and NFLN
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(1456)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One intrepid journalist has revealed just how much all those GOPers calling for "prayers" after the most recent mass shooting--and "prayer" seems to be the only gun control response for the GOP--received as donations from the NRA
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(391)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
American soldier from WW2 honored for saving the lives of Jewish POWs. "When the Germans demanded that all the Jewish POWs in the camp identify themselves, Edmonds ordered all the U.S. soldiers to step forward - hundreds of them"
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It seems the Planned Parenthood killer has targeted Planned Parenthood before. Oh Dear
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(165)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists using cell phones to find rare cicadas, which seems to be difficult as most cicadas are still stuck on landlines
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(7)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It only took three years, but Psy seems to finally have a decent follow-up to "Gangnam Style"
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(52)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
This Week in Unplanned Parenthood: three spouses left to raise six kids by themselves with the naming of Colorado Springs shooting civilian victims
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(305)
 


Sun November 29, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Escaping your car crash should make you thankful you are alive. There is no need to risk your life to go back for your personal items
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(50)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth paid off all his parents' debts. Odin and Frigga reportedly thrilled
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(26)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
North American city due to receive 7000 Syrian refugees by February is having serious problems... Running out of room to store the public's donations of food and clothing
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(92)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Condom challenge: teens invent a new way to potentially maim themselves online"
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia to use drones to protect swimmers from sharks, which seems a bit overkill as Hellfire missiles are pretty powerful
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(29)
 
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen paid millions in hush money to cover up five hardcore sex tapes. Despite this and other problems he still remains positive
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After one of its aircraft was shot down by Turkey yesterday, Russia announces it is deploying anti-aircraft missile systems in Syria, which is kinda weird since ISIS doesn't really have an air force so what would... oh... uh-oh
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(201)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Boston pastor Jeffrey Brown: Let's treat the criminal element in the Boston neighborhoods like real people with real problems to cut youth violence. BRILLIANT
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(26)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to employers, the real reasons Millennials are struggling to find jobs is because they lack soft skills, like the ability to communicate well, do math, work in teams, solve complex problems and use their skills in the real world
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(131)
 
(Confitdent)
 
 
 
The reason you don't work out longer is because your gym doesn't project enough positive subliminal messages and your workout buddy is always talking about his girl problems
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(28)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia seems REALLY pissed off that the French air strikes are targeting Syrian oil installations... for some reason
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(51)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Yes, let's make 600,000 cable modems where the root password is printed in silver on the device
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(27)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That spiffy new LG smartwatch with Android Marshmallow and LTE that they just came out with? Taken off the market within six days of release, due to unspecified hardware problems
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(18)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Home Depot: Wait, we're supposed to *stop* selling recalled items?
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(23)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
With all the problems police have, it's probably not advisable for an officer to join a death metal band on stage to sing a song called "Let The Killing Begin." While in uniform
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(66)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump suggests Muslims should wear a badge identifying themselves. Godwin's Law opens mouth, closes mouth, just sets itself on fire
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(237)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
There's a bad interview, and then there's one that's so bad that you force your parent company to file for an IPO quickly to distance themselves from you
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican Matt Moon seems to think that Islamists don't have anything else better to do than Islamify Missouri. Hell, we can't even Americanize Missouri
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(154)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur claws among items on annual list of dangerous toys. Subby agrees...especially if a live dinosaur is still attached to them
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems the Islamic State is enjoying the fruits of its labor after airline flights and airports in the U.S. go into crazy mode
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(139)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governors of states no migrant wants to come to falling over themselves to say they won't take any migrants
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(250)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
According to the Coaches Poll, Clemson's 10 point victory over Syracuse was better than Ohio State's 25 point victory over Illinois. They must have the eye of the Tiger
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(58)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Four more women join lawsuit against Bill Cosby. At this point, it seems the only women left who haven't accused Cosby are Margaret Thatcher and Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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(51)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Try not to spray at the news, but it seems Protein Cheerios, which have come to a store near you, aren't exploding with as much of a protein climax as advertised
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(51)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
"Is that not sad? That is sad. That is just sad beyond explanation that arguably the greatest running back of all time, they don't even know who he is. The only Jim Brown they know is the long snapper at Clemson"
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(59)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: what advice can you offer me as I take over your job of responding to clearly fake letter-writers seeking advice on resolving non-existent problems?
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(47)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPA: "Sorry, if Canadians want to poop on themselves, there's not much we can do"
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(91)
 
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida schools find the perfect way to stop bullying: punish the other kid for defending themselves
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(337)
 


Tue November 10, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, how can somebody shoot themselves with an arrow from a crossbow?
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(110)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but it seems wealthy people have an advantage over poors when in need of organ donations
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(72)
 


Sun November 08, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Door-to-door home security system salesman goes to absurd lengths to prove why home security systems are necessary
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(43)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Doctor is recovering from certain doom yet again, and hopes to find the answers to all his problems in Osgood's box. No, not like that, you perverts. It's Doctor Who: The Zygon Inversion, 9 PM on BBC America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three top 25 team match-ups today: Clemson vs Florida State, OK State vs TCU in a battle of undefeated teams, and the big one tonight, LSU vs Alabama. It's your college football discussion
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(929)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
District Judge: "You have a lot of friends and the community seems to love you, so probation is fine." 10th District Judicial Panel: "Oh hellllllll no. You need to go to jail for a while." Tag is for the Appellate Court
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Fri November 06, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Using topless models to sell things is nothing new but using them to sell coffins seems a bit much, especially since the customers are already stiff
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(46)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Retired engineer and Edison worshiper wants someone to take his massive collection of antique audio equipment. "If I sell items by auctioning them off, individual items may sell. But that will only make a story that started with Edison fall apart"
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Wed November 04, 2015
(Katy Times)
 
 
 
On Tuesday, Texans voted themseves the right to hunt and fish. This amendment to their Constitution will fit in well with the pre-existing law in Texas guaranteeing Texans the right to hunt and fish
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors warn of the dangers of a trend known as "Chemsex," which involves days-long, drug-fueled orgies with "an average of five partners," mostly because they never seem to get invited to parties like that
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The first trailer of Seth Rogen's adaptation of "Preacher" is out...and seems to have almost nothing to do with the source material
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(78)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Are you a politician who's wondering why your phone has been ringing off the hook this morning? Well it seems that Anonymous may have revealed you to be a member of the Klan
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Sun November 01, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Clemson Tigers moved ahead of the Michigan State Spartans in the Top 25 coaches poll. Almost everything else was the same. Well, except for the refs cheating Duke
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(18)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
If Quantico seems familiar, it's probably because the producers stole the idea from a CNN documentary aired in 1999
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(17)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
More and more people are implanting microchips in themselves to become living synths for performing everyday tasks
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(32)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
It seems that many paleoanthropologists would be more successful finding specimens of Homo erectus by looking in a mirror rather than getting a trowel and doing fieldwork
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(26)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
"That douchebag who bought an old drug and raised its price 2000% really seems like he has it all figured out" said no one ev... oh dear
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Despite studying electric eels for hundreds of years, scientists are still discovering surprising things about them. But the biggest unanswered question is, "How do they avoid shocking themselves?'
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Wed October 28, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Mall of America just completed free mallwide wi-fi in time for the Holidays. That'll make it much easier to window shop and then order the items cheaper from Amazon
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Tue October 27, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Diver removes fake skeletons from Colorado River after not getting credit for discovery, since nobody seems to care about finding odd stuff like that there
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even Robert Mugabe seems to think it's stupid that he won something called the "Confucius Peace Prize"
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(27)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "First World Problems," what to do if your ex is still using your Netflix password
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Sun October 25, 2015
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Police find 7,000 stolen guns in South Carolina home. The 10,000 firearms filled tractor trailer, police say. Other stolen items apart from the 20,000 guns included SUVs, chainsaws. 50,000 guns now off the streets and our children are safe, police claim
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Sat October 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three confirmed dead as a car kareems into the Oklahoma State homecoming parade
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(151)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kid becomes separated from his tube while floating down river and starts struggling. Fark: Just as he's going past local EMS commander who is teaching swift water rescue techniques
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Thu October 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
Video
 
"Isaac Alert" helps EMS respond to special needs kids. "Babe Alert" still in the works
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(3)
 


Wed October 21, 2015
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that criminals were getting dumber, shoplifter steals 30 iPhones from a Walmart by placing items inside a rolling suitcase and going through self-checkout
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are stories that reaffirm your belief in humanity, and there are stories that make you want to nuke the planet. Going by the tag, I'm pretty sure you know which one this falls into
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Tue October 20, 2015
(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
If the plot of Destiny seems like they made that shiat up at the last minute, it's because they made that shiat up at the last minute
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Though he spent years warning independents against running under the Democratic Party label Bernie seems to have evolved on the issue
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(68)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't you see? The Democrats are TEARING THEMSELVES APART. *sobs into cat*
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(150)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of Australia's highest rated radio shows declares themselves a 'Kardashian-free zone' and vows to never discuss the family on air again - unless one of them dies
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Sun October 18, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Fanboys consider their beloved brand an extension of themselves. Some people start to incorporate their love for Apple or Xbox into their own identity"
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh diagnosed with cancer. At least we know he won't have any problems finding anything to ease the pain associated with cancer
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(17)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tired of sportsballing? How about a Hockey Night.. Ten games on this evening, odds are good you can find at least one team to cheer for (or against).. First Six anthems will be sung @7ET pucks drop shortly after
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(241)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rare Mozart letter sells for $217,000, which seems expensive for a man who preferred writing notes
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(14)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Engineer gets 11 years in prison for trying to sell details of the USS Gerald R. Ford's anti-wolf defense systems to Egypt
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Thu October 15, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sometimes a mom has got to do what a mom has got to do in order to get a son out of the basement and working, in this case dragging him through the streets in chains seems appropriate
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(24)
 


Wed October 14, 2015
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart are soon to be savvy investors with elaborate portfolios containing ETFs, precious metals, Berkshire Hathaway shares and dress themselves in Members Only suits
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(37)
 


Tue October 13, 2015
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Target is charging you the wrong price on 10% of the items it rings up. Sears? 16%
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