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74 headlines found matching 'Elop'
Wed March 25, 2015
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The F-35, the Postal Service and NFL stadiums *rips open envelope* What are three things that cost the taxpayers more than basic space exploration?
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's previously vegetarian birds are developing a taste for flesh. Your Aussie avians want steak
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"An 'octopus' robot with eight limbs has been developed to clear rubble in Fukushima, Japan" (pic)
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(28)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Konami has pissed off one of the biggest names in game development
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Dragon Age Inquistion includes secret quest that is described as "fun little thing the developers did to see how long it would take fans to find." Except no one did, so Bioware developers told us about it
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop cool process to make better graphene. The other side of your pillow approves
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(5)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(YouTube)
 
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Israelis go to the polls today. Here's a handy video guide on how to vote in Israel. (And yes, it really is put a slip of paper in an envelope)
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft fanboys are going crazy over a sticker showing a ninja cat riding a unicorn that was designed by Microsoft for its employees and developers
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(74)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(NatGeo Traveller)
 
 
 
"An interesting development in airplane seating has been proposed to economy cabins - family booths" (pic)
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Climate change, evolution, examples of same sex marriages negatively impacting the state" *rips open envelope* name three things republicans whiff on harder than a drunken game of whiffleball
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Thu March 05, 2015
(CG Channel)
 
 
 
Developers look under your seats... You're getting a free game engine, you're getting a free game engine... everybody is getting a free game engine
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
SimCity developer Maxis is shut down after nearly 30 years by Electronic Arts
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(70)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Etsy plans IPO; stock certificates to be delivered in hot pink woolen envelopes
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(18)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing two bicycles and a goat named Penelope
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(21)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
The possible addition of the Sonoran Desert Tortoise to the endangered species list threatens to slow down land development
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(32)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland takes DUI to a new level with development of whiskey-based biofuel for automobiles
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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Tue February 24, 2015
(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
The most expensive copy of Dying Light will set you back more than $400,000: "The price includes a trip to Poland to meet the Dying Light development team who'll help improve your zombie fighting skills and parkour lessons"
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Game developer pulls out of PAX East citing ethics in convention security
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(309)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Voice Chronicle)
 
 
 
Study reveals a common development pattern in ancient and modern cities. Except Boston. No amount of science will ever explain the hell that is trying to get anywhere in that city
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The site of a "blacks only" cemetery from the 19th century is poised to become a new townhouse development. The only problem is, all the graves are empty and no one knows where the bodies went
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(134)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wanted: Examiners for newly developed breast cancer screening technique. Applicants must be comfortable touching women's breasts, female, and blind (probably not safe for work)
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Sun February 22, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
From the 'So you thought you'd seen it all' files: Kayne West develops video game. Fark: About his mother
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
It's 2015 and we're still licking envelopes with our tongues like a bunch of barbarians
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(15)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
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Thu February 19, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists may have developed a vaccine for HIV/AIDS. Non-scientists fear you may instead develop super-autism
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new technique for making graphene competitor molybdenum disulfide. It's like geek New Year's or something
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(18)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google to develop a high-tech device to counteract body odor, says it should be no sweat
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(18)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Just Cause 3 developer says gamers don't want multiplayer, despite the 2,000 player mod that says otherwise
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Japanese developer worried about what PC gamers will do once they get their hands on the company's boob-jiggling software (possibly not safe for work)
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO developing a drama about a support group for people plagued by the supernatural
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(30)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Air Force launches "big change" to basic training by replacing graduation ceremony, parade with "character development" training to prepare trainees for military career, life, which seems more practical than old-fashioned cluster fark marching
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Fri February 06, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, listen. Netflix is developing a live-action series based on the Legend of Zelda
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Thu February 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The College Football Playoff's management committee isn't interested in how many people can see the upcoming season's semifinals, refusing ESPN's request to change the date for the games. "We like the concept that we've developed"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces "Life at Conception Act" which would protect the rights of all homo sapiens at every stage of development as long as they don't get pregnant
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Tue February 03, 2015
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The President is asking for funds to develop space-baced defense program. This is not a repeat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Russian biologists develop 'anti-crisis cow' that can go for months without food. Something about this smells like, well, you know
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Sun February 01, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Chemist who developed the birth control pill has died. He leaves behind two children, as early trials of the pill did not go all that well
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Sat January 31, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the heart-warming story of a Vermont Senator who helps an eighth-grade Latin student develop a Latin motto for Vermont and take it to Committee for consideration. Stay for the illiterate comments from citizens who confuse Latin with Latino
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Science develops coating that allows insects to survive in the vacuum chamber of a scanning electron microscope so whole living creatures to be imaged at super-high rez, and here the little buggers are
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Erstwhile talk-show host Craig Ferguson signs deal with Lionsgate to develop and produce both scripted and unscripted programming. Erstwhile talk-show sidekick Geoff still lurching around West Hollywood looking for some action
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Sun January 25, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Flexible brain implants have arrived, developed by MIT engineers who either never read Neuromancer or never stopped reading Neuromancer
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
NASA is developing a Martian helicopter
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(17)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a keyboard that will keep you from blaming all that downloaded porn on your cat
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Mon January 19, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Edgy" game developer is SHOCKED that their "mass murder simulator" will be rated Adults Only by the ESRB
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook hires 1,200 real people to develop virtual-reality technology
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Fri January 16, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
This dude really enjoys pushing the envelope
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US general warns that Russia is developing the capacity to get hopelessly bogged down in up to three Ukraine-sized operations at once
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Best Korea developing missile-launching sub, which military analysts suggest could dramatically reduce the amount of time it takes their missiles to sink into the ocean
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(44)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Netflix hopes to find more money in the banana stand, says they are "optimistic" about a fifth season of Arrested Development
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Razzie Award for most bland, predictable award show goes to ... *opens envelope* ...the Razzies?
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Developers of Chrome extension that searches online for cheapest textbook prices sued by textbook publisher
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Because developing a drone that could fire more missiles is stupid, Iran builds the world's first one that just suicides
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(62)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian inventor develops bat-suit to help the blind see. Still no Shark Repellent Bat Spray
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(20)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rancher to subdivide his unpolluted, pristine 40,000 acres of land for development, construction of new shopping centers, subdivisions for millions of dollars. What? He's selling it to the state to preserve it for future generations? Never mind
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Fri January 02, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Blackwater CEO is embroiled in an epic lawsuit--not over the murder of Iraq civilians by his contractors, or terrorizing residents of New Orleans after Katrina, but with a guy developing comic books to revive the Blackwater "brand"
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Want to build 70-acre amusement park, a 400-room hotel, nearly a half-million sq ft retail development and a 35,000-square-foot theater on environmentally sensitive land? Just get local politicos to declare it a blighted slum
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Tue December 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Researchers say torture leaves long-term psychological scars. Quick, someone phone Ric Romero to get the scoop on this unexpected development
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(35)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Newly-developed Gecko gloves let you climb walls unaided like the Mall Ninja (pics)
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(17)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
British scientists spend £200,000 to develop the Internet Of Sheep™
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(33)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
U.S. Army develops a wing-flapping robotic fly. Apparently our latest military strategy is to annoy the enemy into surrendering
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(19)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Christians with a sense of humor have developed a Bible-themed set to counter Cards Against Humanity called "A Game for Good Christians." Cards include "What was Peter known to whip out his sword for" and "A fiery bush"
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Sun December 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oakland battles with hipsters and developers attempting to whitewash city, gentrify it into new Brooklyn. "When some American Steel Studios artists took their art cars out to a party in West Oakland earlier this fall, they were decidedly unwelcome"
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The military develops a lethal underwater drone that looks like a man-eating shark. Just when you thought drones couldn't get any scarier, you were farking wrong
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(26)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona man hires scuba diver to find expensive fishing lure lost in Arizona lake. Not only did he find the lure, he also found a digital camera lost in 2013, and was able to locate the camera's owner. Story still developing
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(54)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(University of Glasgow)
 
 
 
"Scientists have taken an important step towards the possibility of creating synthetic life with the development of a form of artificial evolution in a simple chemistry set - without the use of DNA"
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Sun December 07, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Most of the people who frequently win lottery prizes are...envelope please..Lottery ticket retailers. I bet no one saw that coming
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
Human ancestors developed a taste for alcohol 10 million years ago. Apparently happy hour started way earlier than previously thought
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #15: Where the deer and the antelope play World of Warcraft
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're buying your sheets wrong. And if you can't trust an "assistant professor at the Fashion Institute of Technology Home Product Development Program who also has a background in bedding," then I just don't know who you can
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(26)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Father and son developers come over from Shanghai, want to build twin towers in beautiful downtown Tacoma, resulting in 900 generated jobs and 180 immigrant investors. "Maybe not all will live in Tacoma, but some of them might"
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Thu November 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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