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200 headlines found matching 'Elo'
Fri August 29, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It starts off as a suburban development, then: "The company dug a test pit and found that after a half century or more underground, the animal remains have formed a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt, Wand said"
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(59)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
74-Z Speeder bikes being developed, just got to watch for Ewoks
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail discovers furries and tries to alert world. World: Uh, yeah, reality is no matter what fandom you belong to, there's a sexual component. Kthxbai
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(63)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Charlie Hunnam will portray King Arthur in Guy Ritchie's new Camelot epic. There is a whole lot of wrong in that preceding sentence
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(66)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits, confirm that even though he is surrounded by naked, soapy, muscly, glistening male bodies, he has not yet developed Gay Madness and started thrusting at anything in sight
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(106)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Christopher Knight, the last true hermit. "Once you get below negative twenty, you purposely don't think"
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(142)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Precious snowflakes that spend their days playing with a smartphone might not develop social skills. Report fails to ask the obvious question of "with whom?"
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mass graves of more than two dozen 19th century settlers are being relocated so a proper home can be built atop them. Carol Anne, don't go into the light
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(40)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rapper Talib Kweli flips his shiat, while talkin' 'bout hits, taken to Brown's melon, biatchin' out Don Lemon. It started out calm enough, 'til Don started bein' all gruff, bout how CNN is great, which we all know it ain't. *drops mic*
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(124)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Developers allow New Yorkers to control two skyscrapers' skyline appearance with a mobile app. This should be good
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(36)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars may rule the road in 25 years. Still no word on when we will see a flying DeLorean
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(46)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold falls below $1,300. Is it time to invest in silver? Traders still say either ore
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(46)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday's story about how the ALS "ice bucket challenge" is a heinous waste? Yeah, Bill Gates just did it. Better: in awesomely dorky style. Best: he challenges Elon Musk to go next
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(109)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Iraq vet claims Six Flags denied him entrance because of the patriotic, pro-Marine shirt he was wearing. The shirt, by the way, was just a picture of an assault rifle with the phrase "keep calm and return fire" below it
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(201)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvard develops army of killbots. I mean, "kilobots"
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(18)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(21)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Israeli firm relocates to New Jersey to lower operating costs, starts printing money
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(10)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
A fellow passenger trying to get some fresh air falls out of your train. Do you: C) go ahead and finish his beer and take his belongings?
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(43)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Bay's ruination of another beloved franchise--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles--is #1 at the box office with $65 million, guaranteeing a sequel. Guardians of the Galaxy is #2 with $43 million, with the Twister remake Into the Storm a distant #3
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(104)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man takes "How to slice up a watermelon into bite-size chunks" to the next level
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(16)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you enter a doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police who happen to recognize you as being wanted for felony break-ins
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(15)
 
(Business Day)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned, all those e-mails were REAL? US DOJ seizes $480 million from bank accounts around the world belonging to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha
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(28)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Matrix Reloaded is much better (and funnier) w/ 8-bit sounds in place of real noises
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(63)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Ex-NSA Boss defends patenting a totally brand new, not developed on government time, cybersecurity tech that he only came up with in three months
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An historian once beloved by Conservatives far and wide now finds himself at the tips of their pitchforks and torches after he writes a book criticizing and exposing the shallow presidency of Ronald Reagan
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix is bringing back Arrested Development for a fifth season. No, it's not a trick. Sorry, ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine
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Sun August 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wedding day in Camelot for RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines, who tied the knot in Hyannis Port. Remember the days when a Kennedy wedding was equal to a royal wedding?
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is an associate's degree economically a better long term investment than a bachelor's degree? Here's the high school math
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(56)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study finds the benefits of e-cigarettes outweigh their harm. Except for people who smoke them and develop e-emphysema
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(44)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cocktail bar + bedroom = greatest bachelor studio apartment, or greatest bachelor studio apartment EVER?
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(3)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Arrested Development Season 4 reviewed. [Insert meta-joke.]
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(33)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels announces a press conference Monday to reveal a "major development" in his effort the challenge the result of his run-off primary defeat to-hey-where is everyone going? He said "major" c'mon guys, this is big, really hello? hello?
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indiana man wins $1 million lottery twice in three months, hopes to fulfill lifelong dream of getting out of Indiana
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(37)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Elderly Texas woman refuses to sell her house to a new development, points a shotgun at construction workers, and gets in standoff on her porch with the police. Neighbor: "I knew she was going to be on the news eventually"
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants elves to service Teslas, says Santa and cookie making can damn well wait
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(16)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. has created the Harry Potter Global Franchise Development team, which will work with JK Rowling to ensure that The Boy Who Lived will always have some kind of film in the processing stages. ACCIO CASH
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(16)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest a 16 year-old boy in the middle of a crime spree, charge him with six felony burglary counts. Way to make a case for year-round schooling, jackass
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(34)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Raiders in talks to relocate to Texas, presumably to be closer to Al Davis
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(29)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Wimp)
 
 
 
How to slice up a watermelon into bite-size chunks. Yes, you've been doing it wrong
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(39)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
M. circinelloides can develop drug resistance two different ways, either stably through permanent mutations or transiently through reversible epimutations
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(9)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Towing company owner charged with twenty-nine felonies after he towed multiple cars from a parking lot because it was where people attending a homosexual-friendly event parked, and he (allegedly) can't stand gays
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Fri July 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a violent felon who repeatedly runs from the cops would make a reliable informant? Well, the cops, apparently
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(12)
 
(American Rhetoric)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Representative Barbara Jordan delivered her famous "We The People" speech. Take a moment out of your life to listen to one of the most eloquent Congressional monologues of the 20th century
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(48)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Beloved Market Basket CEO ousted in family coup has put an offer down to buy back his stores: "You get... NOTHING. You lose. GOOD DAY, SIR"
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(87)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
"I'm a committed, lifelong gamer but my dirty secret is that I avoid any online entanglements. Playing GTA or Red Dead Redemption online is like hanging out with a bunch of testosterone-fueled children I'd never want to be around in real life"
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(174)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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(98)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Science Codex)
 
 
 
Dartmouth scientists devise new laser which could play a crucial role in the development of quantum computers, is currently being used to mess with Schrödinger's cat
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(6)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(44)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT research develops a new sponge that uses solar energy to convert water into steam. Researchers considering calling it a Useless Brother-in-Law, which also lays around and does nothing but convert energy into gas all day
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(19)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New milk-free vegan cheese developed using human DNA. Wait, cannibals are vegan?
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(72)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently, paying an 11 year old girl $100 to kick you in the balls is a felony in New Hampshire. Who knew?
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(50)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"- also, if you're a Las Vegas club promoter, don't reply "no 'Whales or Hippos' allowed" to a bachelorette party planner
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(85)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Pro tip for Microsoft VP Stephen Elop: you might want to start an email explaining why 18,000 people are about to get laid off with a slightly more formal salutation than "Hello there"
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(45)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's about time a Senator from Alaska goes the Mexican border to get a firsthand look at the humanitarian crisis developing there
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(45)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brics combine to create $100bn development bank after Straws and Sticks collapse
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(16)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Stolen giant burger returned to its rightful owners. Bob's Big Boy reportedly sorry for taking something that didn't belong to him
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(15)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Titus Young - yes, that Titus Young - arrested on felony battery charge day before court appearance on other felony charges
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan: That earthquake, tidal wave, and nuclear disaster were terrible, but at least Mt. Fuji isn't erupting. Newspaper: Earthquake has raised pressure below Mt. Fuji, volcano is in a 'critical state'. Japan: $#%@
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(61)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving
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(47)
 
(Games Industry International)
 
 
 
Microsoft prepares for round of massive layoffs now that XBox 360 isn't something they have to support or develop new software for
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
City forced to rename city park after learning the beloved figure they named it after was actually a serial child rapist
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(45)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guy who invented the vanishing free kick spray at the World Cup set to become a millionaire after spending 14 years in poverty developing the spray. "I've paid a high price. I chose not to see my children grow up so that I could make this work"
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(101)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
New York is spending $100K to a) settle yet another politician's sexual harassment suit b) compensate a wrongly-jailed inmate c) relocate a falcon nesting box
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(39)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Scientists develop technology for T-1000, proving Judgment Day is on its way
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(19)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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(190)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Elon Musk donates $1mil to the Tesla Museum
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(47)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over and we can stop lighting candles, praying for and looking for Penelope the pregnant tarantula whose missing posters have been seen in Brooklyn, because the whole thing has been revealed as a prank
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Emma Watson in a bra top and see through skirt and you've already clicked the link. No one is reading this. I can do whatever I want. FARK BELONGS TO ME
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(137)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that summer is here, let's fire up the barbecue and grill some watermelon and bananas
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(49)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Okay, so Carmelo Anthony has 129 million reasons to re-sign with the New York Knicks, but this strip club offer of free lap dances for life should seal the deal
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(6)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GOP candidate with felony record for masturbating and joyriding (at the same time) might not be disqualified from elected office, but he's quitting the race because he's out of juice
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(35)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Channel has finally developed a show targeted at red-blooded Americans that will deal exclusively with two of life's greatest pleasures: meat and booze
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(16)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Woman develops what I can only assume is a bold new strategy to avoid conflict with her husband, her parole officer, or both
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(24)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The US Army's Project TALOS is developing the ultimate robotic exoskeleton for soldiers. On the front lines of the project are the true experts: the Oscar-nominated special effects team behind the onscreen suit in Iron Man"
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(34)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Studies show humans can taste only 20% of the salt on potato chips. So Pepsi has responded to this taste sensationalism by developing a new "super salt"
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a view to help develop an appreciation of cricket...from a GoPro on the batsmen's helmet
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(44)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Invited to an outdoor party and are told to bring the macaroni salad? Here's how not to look like a total bachelor
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(29)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
Need some new tunes for this holiday weekend? Subby's co-worker just dropped this brand new hot jam: It Takes Two (K-Funk's Melodic Club Remix) - Download now for FREE and START DANCING \o/
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(8)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby
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(61)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You might need to go play somewhere else if they show Carmelo Anthony in the team jersey with your number on it
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(22)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Reminder to all kitchen staff: Band-Aids belong on your foot, not in your food
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(48)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Terrifying squirrel sets record for largest tail ever. That's not the terrifying part, though. The fact it has developed a taste for blood is the real story here
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(27)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appeals court considering putting an asterisk next to Barry Bonds felony conviction
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(27)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts USMNT is becoming international soccer's version of Atlanta Hawks, hauls out numerous line charts to demonstrate. Zaza Pachulia unavailable for comment
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(23)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
How Canadian English developed from mishmash of dialects and linguistic quirks, and apparently "eh" is fading away in favour of "right"
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(70)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Suns just became a dark horse in the LeBron James Sweepstakes because they can offer him one thing no other team can: Carmelo Anthony
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(35)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How does humanity react after The Rapture? Will Tom Perrotta's novel translate well to the screen? Will Damon Lindelof brush off the criticism about Lost running 6 seasons too long? Will Liv Tyler get naked? HBO's The Leftovers begins at 9PM ET
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(58)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Steelo
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(9)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Newly discovered shrew looks like a mouse, acts like an antelope - and related to elephants. Even Darwin would be a bit confused by this one
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(18)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Every single Stephen King movie and TV show currently in development
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(65)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How electric fish developed their current capacitance. The research is sure to shock you, try not to resist
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(17)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felon running for office hoping transparency about car-focused fetish arrests will rev up supporters this November
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(36)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of Texas to choose her very own Mexican child
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(99)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The longest movie plot summary on Wikipedia belongs to a Disney Channel original movie that was made in 2000
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(45)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop who these feet belong to
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(14)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the story about that father who "forgot" his beloved son in a hot SUV? Turns out he also forgot to delete the browser history after his online research on how long it would take an animal to die if it were trapped in a hot car
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(447)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers develop sensor capable of measuring goosebumps on the human body in real time. Ooh, subby just got chills
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(10)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about scoring an amazing real estate deal and relocating to Detroit, except how to find a job
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(61)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yokohama ramen museum celebrates 20th year in business, paralleling noodle's rise from cheap fuel for students and bachelors to high-status gourmet cuisine for all tastes
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(20)
 
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Because Rhode Island doesn't have enough of a reputation for corruption, a convicted felon is now running for mayor of Providence. And will probably win
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(29)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the same genes that make one more likely to develop schizophrenia also make one more likely to use marijuana. That's like, their personal opinion, man
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(67)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"Time travel may now be possible" says scientist before stepping into a DeLorean and going back in time to kill his own grandparents and... what were we talking about again?
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(181)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you've been mad when some jerk cuts you off in traffic, but have you ever been "shoot a 10-year old in the face" mad? Or "while your own infant kids are in the car with you" mad? "how about "while on probation for a felony" mad?
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(77)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
"While the sudden outpouring of concern for the welfare of my penis is heartwarming indeed (it brings a tear to my eye, it really does), it's not like someone tried to chop him off or he suddenly developed the ability to do calculus or something"
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(26)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this convicted felon
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(22)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carmelo; "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today. I don't want to be a part of it. Anywhere but New York, New York." Melo opts out of Knicks contract
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(67)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How a bitter adult cartoonist living at the Playboy Mansion unexpectedly became one of the most beloved children's authors of our time
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(57)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartel tries to smuggle marijuana into the U.S in packages painted like watermelons. Brush stroke of genius goes up in smoke
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
ABC hoped to reinvigorate the Bachelorette franchise by bringing on a career woman to prove to feminists that it was possible to juggle love and a career. Naturally, the woman they chose quit her career to focus on fame
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Fri June 20, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists developing methods to make it harder to see where the government is spraying chem trails
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(14)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The only reason most Americans haven't jumped on the solar panel bandwagon is because most solar panels look like crap. So now Elon Musk is making designer solar panels
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(237)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(82)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Before you start tossing water balloons off the sixth floor of a parking garage and some cyclists below you, first make sure they're not really undercover cops
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea develops cruise missile, which experts say could pose a significant threat to large patches of the ocean
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(25)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite being the most expensive, the US has been ranked as having the worst healthcare in the entire developed world
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(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tea Partier's KKK Connection" Reality: Chris McDaniels' campaign got an $800 contribution from a guy who was the lawyer for a prominent Klansman in the 60's and may belong to the KKK himself
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(68)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley believes it would be turruble if the Miami Heat signed Carmelo Anthony
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(44)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
It may seem almost inconceivably unlikely, but an infinite improbability drive has been developed
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(42)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a summer weekend without watermelons ... and a train hitting a full truckload full of them
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(16)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Obvious: Angry fans blast @Marcello after Marcelo's own goal in Brazil's opening match. Fail: @Marcello is not Marcelo's Twitter handle. Fark: Owner of @Marcello tweets Marcelo's actual handle to get trolls off his back
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(4)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lululemon's profits plunge even lower than their customer's necklines, now below their product's thread count
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(18)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says Tesla patents will be available to other companies. Continues his pursuit of becoming the world's worst super villian
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a headline that should have been worded differently: Bachelor party makes impressive fossil discovery in Elephant Butte
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea finally lays blame of severe shortages squarely where it belongs. The weatherman
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could Miami have a "Big Four"? The Heat may be trying to lure Carmelo Anthony to their organization
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(60)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
XBox and Microsoft developing a supernatural "bro" comedy, failing to realize the CW already has one of those, and it's even called "Supernatural"
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Sonic the Hedgehog" movie in development at Sony, which would be great if it were 1994
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(57)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Attention people of Florida: Please stop mailing unmarked envelopes filled with artificial sweetener to the local schools and courthouses. They're making some of us nervous. Thank you
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(19)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Radio Shack loses more money than expected as consumers continue to not buy its crap. This is a repeat going back to the days when its entire electronics section was DIY quartz radio kits and transistors sold in plastic envelopes on a pegboard
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(75)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
T-1000 development process continues apace with the arrival of self-healing plastic
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(15)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Two Las Vegas Police officers dead in execution style slaying (developing story)
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(816)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Thailand's military, unsure how the internet works, is sick of everyone biatching on Facebook. So they're developing a coup-friendly rival
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(10)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France bombs the Statue of Liberty in NY harbor with one million red rose petals. Thousands in the crowd below mangled with beautiful red affection because of the touching D-Day tribute
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(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Let's trade John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton for US Marine detained in Mexico
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(308)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A crony-developer palace built with taxpayer subsidies and the abuse of eminent-domain law, named after a huge international bank? Sounds like a splendid place for a Democratic convention
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(41)
 
(popsugar.com)
 
 
 
The trend of actresses looking 'not hot' for movie roles continues. This time it's Penelope Cruz in a short haired wig and flannel t-shirt for the movie Ma Ma where her character is 'not a woman and lover but a mother'
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(40)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
This five-minute short about a drug called "Mech" is already being developed into a full-length film, and submitter will be standing in line for tickets as soon as he clicks "Add Link"
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(29)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Dinesh D'Souza only committed a felony, cheated on his wife and cuckolded another man because he loves America so much
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(58)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
At the same time three major drug dealers went AWOL just before conviction, a juror did too. Gee, I wonder what tipped off the felons to start running?
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(42)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Showtime developing a drama about drug rehab in the 1980s produced by Robert Downey Jr
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(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists develop thermometer so precise it can pinpoint room temperatures to 30 billionths of a degree, but the women in the room are still cold
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(26)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama holds primary elections today with Republicans offering $1000 bounty for information on anyone commiting felony voter fraud. What could possibly go wrong?
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(92)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Just a velociraptor coming into the office for a job interview. Nothing to see here
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Did 50 honorary doctorates give Maya Angelou the right to call herself "Dr. Angelou"? If you answered no, you're a racist
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(548)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens now to those 1300 Atari E.T. games dug up in the New Mexico desert? THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM (and that's where a lot of them are going)
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(47)
 
(Genetic Engineering News)
 
 
 
Scientists make breakthrough in development of cell replacement therapies, although some think it brings us a step closer to human cloning. Research team of Krieger, Krieger, Krieger and Krieger say it's not a concern
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(89)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio police chief arrested facing charges he confused the outstanding felony arrest warrant database with "OK Cupid." Includes a "really? You risked going to jail for THAT?" photo of his latest squeeze
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie copes with getting criticized by the Tennessean GOP by crashing a bachelorette party. Bride-to-be reported to say "Who the hell asked for a Chris Farley impersonating stripper?
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(14)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Rock and Roll Hall of Shame president calls Paul Stanley racist for daring to say rappers don't belong in the RnRHoF because they don't play an instrument, don't sing, and aren't rock
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(135)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17 tips for quickly paying down student loan debt. Not listed is step 1: Get a $80,000/year job with bonuses and relocation right after you finish your master's degree. It's that simple people
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(187)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Open-source encryption darling TrueCrypt has mysteriously gone out of development. Speculation on what happened to the right
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(140)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is going to provide NASA with a new trampoline
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(45)
 
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
The soothsayers at NOAA stopped flipping coins long enough to announce that there is a 50% chance that the season hurricane season will be below normal
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(45)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi, determined to have it both ways, admits that Democrats heading into the 2014 midterm elections will not be talking about Obamacare and wishes the Republicans wouldn't mention it either
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(157)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Nintendo's Wii U abandoned by third-party game developers, meaning not only will it soon become Nintendo's worst-selling console, but the worst-selling console ever made
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(117)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
NewsFlash
 
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." Maya Angelou has died at age 86
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(274)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Woman finds her beloved lost dog. Not-so-spiffy: For sale on Craigslist
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the time Bill Murray came up to our bachelor party and decided to dish out sage-like advice?
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(36)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Chipotle thinks beyond the burrito, plans to develop new pizza and pan-Asian cuisine chains this summer, bringing the Chipotle touch to fans of other fast foods
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(35)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Night Belongs to Jan Terri
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(11)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal Service wants to remind citizens it won't email them and request credit card data; they would simply send you a form you would have to fill out and return in the enclosed self-addressed stamped envelope
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(12)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"We want to thank the Prosecutor's Office for its professionalism in its investigation regarding Mr. Irsay... and for determining this matter did not warrant the filing of felony charges." Breakdown: Rich white guy walks on felonies...again
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(28)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Good news everyone In Georgia, no more pesky questions on your job application if you committed a felony or not
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(87)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Elon Musk doesn't mince words when someone's farked him over
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers develop methods to scientifically prove that a person can be chubby-but-cute-in-the-face
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(17)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi picks her Democratic Benghazi Dream Team
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(286)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey finds that women whose partner suffers from premature ejaculation develop psychological issues from never having orgasms. Huh. In related news, women can have orgasms now
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(35)
 
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
A guy has created a microscope that can be made like origami from paper which only costs 50 cents. It's being designed for detecting malaria in developing countries
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(9)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
All your Kappa are belong to us
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(13)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lifelong Mets fan writes a sincere and thoughtful article where he reflects upon Derek Jeter's final year in professional baseball. Just kidding. He biatches and moans about all the attention Jeter is getting
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(17)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lioness wins slam-dunk competition with her mid-air antelope throwdown
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(27)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered dentist moonlights as pro wrestler and MMA fighter, donates all his winnings to purchase polio vaccines for children in developing countries
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(35)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has agreed to help The Oatmeal build a Tesla museum
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(67)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Thousands of homes ordered to evacuate Bernardo wildfire in California (Developing) (lgt live stream)
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(133)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Newark was still a shiathole for all of Cory Booker's tweets and cat-rescues, and now his two would-be successors are squabbling over who will return the city to its proud fifty year tradition of mayors becoming convicted felons
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(21)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Microsoft announced a Kinect-less Xbox One...and apparently forgot to tell the companies currently developing Kinect games
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(104)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Neckbeard brony with fedora and black Journey T-shirt rants eloquently about his dislike of Celestia in the My Little Pony universe. Attention must be paid -- or not
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(26)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman was too drunk to remember that recording police arresting you is a felony in Massachusetts
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(138)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents consider me a failure because I only have a bachelor's degree, a mid-level office job, a good husband, and a wonderful child. How can I convince them I'm not worthless because I don't have a doctorate?"
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(125)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
English hotel dubbed a "death trap" by inspectors after they find caved-in ceilings, inoperative fire alarms and chained fire exits. Owner blamed waiter for the problems, explaining he was from Barcelona
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
That beloved song played by ice cream trucks? Yeah, it's racist
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(221)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Lame Marvel and DC characters you hope will never be developed into movies
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(175)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Security camera captures April 28th Tupelo MS tornado as it roars directly over a playground. The camera is completely inside the funnel at 2:00 mark
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(59)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
So, are you also developing a little thing for the actress on the current AT&T commercials? Well, it might be because you've seen her more times than you realize
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(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Electronic blood' could power computers says development team of Ash & Bishop
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British political party sends out free mailing envelopes so citizens can send their thoughts on the weighty issue of UK separation, immediately regrets it. "'What kind of person sends feces or blood to a political party? Are people OK?"
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(17)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah vanity plate fetishists can't have an "A55 0RGY" so it's even harder to slip one by the DMV: "literally had the envelope ready to stuff and somebody said whoa"
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(77)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore if you belong to a troupe of puppeteers who travel from town to town using only bicycles and your shadow puppet show features a petal-powered projector
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(53)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
With summer on the way, professional wardrobe stylist offers this year's tips to look professional at the office. In shocking development, sundresses provisionally approved
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In New York City, the dedicated officers of the NYPD pursue vicious felons who are intent upon using their smartphones as weapons. By filming the dedicated officers in action. These are their stories. *doink* *doink*
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(170)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Green Acres is the next beloved memory to get the reboot treatment
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(44)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers: We are so upset with you, Aldon Smith, and your multiple DUIs, your felony gun charges, and the impending investigation into your bomb threat. We are SO mad, we're gonna reward you with a few million more and some job security. Take that
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(31)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: If your bachelor party of 11 finds a dead body in the RV you just rented, be prepared to be fingerprinted and questioned by the police for several hours
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beloved cartoon characters are going bald to help kids with cancer. Good grief
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(46)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Russia's military intelligence agency has a Batman symbol. Here's everything you need to know about this troubling development
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Highly secretive US military researchers reveal they are developing a brain implant to restore memory. What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 

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