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212 headlines found matching 'Elo'
Wed August 24, 2016
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Empire of the Sun snag Lindsey Buckingham, some of David Bowie's band, and even a member of The Revolution for their new album
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iOS Game Development - word and math games, arcade classics, sports games, and action games. Instructor Yohann Taieb - LinkedIn says he's currently working with CBS Interactive on Fantasy Football apps. (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People who parrot their child's baby talk back at them are doing a disservice to linguistic development
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In other news, Tech Mogul Drew Curtis has announced today that his Fark.com headquarters is relocating to San Diego
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Location, location, location. Spacious retreat with 6 bedrooms, 2 baths includes gym and plenty of storage. Stainless steel appliances in all the right places. Being sold below cost
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
If you spend $100 million remaking a beloved classic movie with cheesy CGI, no major stars and Morgan Freeman in a bad wig, things might not end well
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Developing Varsity Blues into a TV series for CMT may be the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MLB is spending over $100 million to develop baseball in China, and it's stalled until their local developer liaison forms "partnership" with Chinese government, which perceives sport as more boring and less fruitful than basketball or soccer
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Tue August 16, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Much-beloved Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and much-beloved former Commissioner Paul Tagliabue have been selected as finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2017
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A few years ago we lost our beloved Blockbuster Video, with a little help from some pranksters who invaded their corporate conference call and tricked a few locations into closing early
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Audi developing technology that allows cars to tell red light cameras to fark off
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the most recent dump of data by DNC hackers, it's the big chance for that special breed of guy who has been waiting for his chance for phone sex. With Nancy Pelosi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App developer says his new app predicts Trump will win big time in November. How the app works no one knows because apps are very mysterious. It's called the Trump-followers-need-hope app
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Sat August 13, 2016
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Woman facing a series of surgeries had no option but to return her beloved feline companion back to the shelter. "It would have been easy to pat the lady on the back, say 'sorry' and move on." But that isn't what happened. Welcome to a dusty Caturday
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Rehab Addict star Nicole Curtis falls below the Vickie Mendoza diagonal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yawn -- watching a meteor shower above you. Fark -- watching a meteor shower below you
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News puts the focus on Rio's female athletes back where it belongs - on their makeup, and how they ought to be wearing it
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"I'm 71, I can do whatever I want," may sort of be true, but slapping someone's 4-year-old because he's running around will still get you a felony assault charge
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher cuts a Rams player, goes on a tirade about how his players are acting like they want to finish the season with a .500 record. I wonder if anyone pointed out that he has finished at or below .500 14 times in his 21 years of coaching
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(AP)
 
 
 
Here's a modern parent's guide to saving money on their kids' back to school clothes. We bet you have some awesome stories from back in the day when your mom got you a brown velour belted leisure suit on sale at Sears to hang your onion off
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook is turning off your adblocker. So now it's time for someone to develop the adblock-block-block
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The ruins of Detroit's Packard plant may soon be redeveloped, depriving the filmmaking world of a prime post-apocalyptic movie set
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's Day 3 in Rio and we wait to see what ridiculous injury happens today. Women's rugby decides their first Olympic champion, a possible US-Russia rivalry develops in the pool and much more gets started at 7:30am ET
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Sun August 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Securely fasten all your belongings before getting on the roller coaster
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
D'Angelo's former manager found d'ead
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Sat August 06, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl: 'I don't feel like walking down all those stairs, I'm going to take the chimney, it'll be quicker'. Guy: 'Hey that's a good idea' (Not safe for work content below article)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Hotel development is booming in California. Mostly because California leads the nation in the main reasons for checking in to a hotel. Foreclosure, divorce and wildfires
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley entrepreneur and angel investor Blake Krikorian, best known as father of the Slingbox and beloved in community for not being a slimeball, dies at 48 of heart attack while surfing
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla autopilot not only DOES NOT kill a person, but helps drive him to the hospital when he develops chest pains. Good thing too, since he's an attorney
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Thu August 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US Army racing to develop Zika vaccine. Preliminary results suggest it will run $1.4M per dose, delivered by howitzer
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Pew Global)
 
 
 
Greece is angry about letting a bunch of lazy freeloaders get into the EU
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
This summer's driving season was one of the worst ever. Somewhere in California, Elon Musk sits on a throne made of batteries and smiles
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $150 million Q2 loss, may miss 2016 delivery targets. When did Elon Musk adopt Chrysler's business model?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check this out ya'll. It's Arrested Development performing "Everyday People" at the 1993 Grammy Awards
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
League of Legends is so popular, developer Riot is trying to make the internet faster for it
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Barcelona do a player swap, which is uncommon enough in European football, however they swapped a footballer for a basketball player to play for their basketball team
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best MLB first pitch of 2016 belongs to ... John McEnroe? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Mon August 01, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to purchase the Solar City and form "one stop solar powered shop". The Sun is there
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Sports on Earth)
 
 
 
After a month long battle between all MLB teams, the votes have been counted, and the best cap in baseball belongs to the _________________
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Following their Glastonbury performance, ELO have gotten their first #1 album in 35 years--and it was released in 2005
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A tip from the Travelocity Gnome: When visiting India, ALWAYS make sure you have exact change
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Fri July 29, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
I've come to realize that there's something that many lifelong Democrats I know just don't seem to get about Bernie supporters. It's actually pretty simple: many of us are drowning
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo facing investigation for repossessing cars belonging to active duty servicemembers since, ya know, that's illegal under The Soldiers and Sailors Civil Relief Act. But in Wells Fargo's defense the law was only passed in, uh, oh... 1950
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that these 2,000-year-old elongated Paracas skulls found in Peru are aliens ....but they're probably aliens
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
2016 contract salaries for NBA's top 79 players have been posted, and Stephen Curry is #79 ... just below Allen Crabbe, Timofey Mozgov and Eric Gordon
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking development it turns out that state parties received less than one half of one percent of the $82 million DNC donors supposedly gave them
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man learns hard way that while open carry is legal, even on a bicycle, even if you are homeless, that one's history of felony convictions can quickly negate one's "rights" to do so
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(Engineering.com)
 
 
 
Researchers move one step closer in developing a fully functional T-1000
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi says delegates booing Hillary is no big deal, it's just like the '80 and '84 conventions... when Dems went on to get slaughtered
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Instagram figures out how to make money - develops a bulk erase algorithm to delete troll comments. You too can buy it if you are as rich and famous as Taylor Swift
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals Tesla's Master Plan: Cars, solar power, broadcast power, death rays
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Move over Kennedy clan, Bushes and Clintons, there's a new Camelot in town
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR goes back to where it belongs when the Truck Series heads to Smoke's Eldora Speedway to play in the dirt. So piss off MLB, it's the Mudsummer Classic, Heat races begin at 7 PM, with the main event at 9 PM ET all on FS1
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If they believe the dog ate your homework, maybe they'll buy that the drugs belong to the dog, also
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon debuts its first ever bi-racial gay couple on their new cartoon called The Loud House. Of course they already have a bi-species gay couple on Spongebob
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
But this is different, Kerry was a terrible candidate, Bush was beloved and in a popular war
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
105.1 is both a popular FM radio frequency, and the speed of Aroldis Chapman's latest ridiculous pitch. The summer warms up and so does Chapman's velocity
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Will the lions maul the riders? Or will Saskatchewan give BC a rough ride? Grab a Pilsner and wear your watermelon. BC vs Saskatchewan @ 7pm ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's hit piece "Hillary's America" gets slammed by known left-wing rag New York Post. "Cheesier than a Kraft Singles truck but half as subtle"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkish National Intelligence claim coup is over while military and demonstrators continue confrontations. Latest developments in coup attempt in Turkey
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia develops hypersonic nuclear space bomber that can reach any part of the world in one or two hours
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop walking robot that is evidently a fan of Silver Streak
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(Time)
 
 
 
In perhaps the most shocking development of the campaign so far, Donald Trump declines an invitation to speak at the NAACP's annual convention
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take the Prime Minister's belongings, leave the cat
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
NHL fans rank their favorite team's front office based on confidence in roster building, player development, and how far they are away from Canada
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Legendary Pictures is working with Nintendo to develop a Pokemon movie because it's 1998 again
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I've observed that the most unprofessional people use emoticons/emojis more frequently than anyone else. Emoticons do not belong in business communication. It also takes these people 20 minutes to deliver a thought, whereas it takes me 20 seconds
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(Super Sport)
 
 
 
Barcelona spokesman asks the fans to "express sympathy" by joining a social media campaign launched by the club called "We are all Leo Messi." Yes, we are all playing in front of 100k fans, evading taxes, and missing penalties in a final
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google seems intent on practically moving Android development to India
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hello. I am dog ..the fruit vendor. Could I interest you in my melons?
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Fri July 08, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
This guy really meant it when he formed a mentoring group called "Developing Boys To Men". He even asked one to send him a nude photo to check his progress. Now he has a seat over there
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tony Blair was duped into thinking that Iraq was developing weapons that were used in The Rock
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Could the end of Emailghazi spell hope for other people in trouble for cyber stupidity? Dis-including Snowden, of course; that man belongs in Leavenworth or Guantanamo
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump" The greatest gift to House Democrats since that one time Nancy Pelosi brought in Playboy bunnies to discuss the dangers of global wankery or something, look, it was 1987 and I was very drunk during those years
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tesla waited nine days to report self-driving car fatality as Elon Musk was too busy working on Ultron
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Miami developer proposes to erect "vertical amusement park" downtown, and he means erect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One-third of all Africa's installed power generation belongs to China, and not everyone is happy about that
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Mon July 04, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noel Neill is Noelonger. TV's Lois Lane passes away at 95
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Alien hunters believe they have spotted a "perfect pyramid" deep below the Pacific Ocean: "Only aliens could accomplish makings such a massive structure. It is a monumental discovery"
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tour de France, Stage 2 directions. Start at Saint-Lô, mild climb at Côte de Torigny-les-Villes, then follow the peloton past the giant penis, finish in Cherbourg-en-Cotentin
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
As you sip your bourbon barrel, triple-aged pale with hints of musk melon and an oaky finish, looking down on the slobs drinking Bud Light, remember, you too may be consuming big beverage without even realizing it. Poseur
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pixar says there are no new sequels in development after 2019 and The Incredibles 2 is in the can
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fronteras Desk)
 
 
 
There's a measles outbreak in Eloy, Arizona, and the non-immunized federal employees working at the local detention center aren't helping one bit
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sequel to Wolfgang Petersen classic WWII movie in development. "Das Boot II: Der Zauber geht weiter" to air as eight-hour miniseries on European television
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland Police Chief was NOT DRUNK when he shot his lifelong friend and then lied about it. Does that make it better or worse?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US team develops fighter pilot AI which successfully defeats 2 attacking enemy jets in a simulation. Reports that the AI subsequently developed an interest in loud rock music and Jessica Biel bikini pictures were swiftly denied
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren set trap for Donald Trump." May all their base belong to them
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Developers of Japanese bullet train bow to current trends, say next model will de-emphasize raw speed in favor of lighter materials and less energy consumption
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion family develops monarch butterfly refuge, plans on watching their son turn to a life of costumed supervillainy after their untimely demise
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since David Bowie and his manhood made a huge splash on the big screen. So why did 'Labyrinth' become such a beloved cult classic? Grab your (glass) balls and read on
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia plans on developing teleportation within the next 20 years. Mostly so they can somehow try to subatomically transfer their economy out of 1968
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Long-suffering Cleveland fan vowed to eat 23-year-old Mark Price candy bar if his beloved Cavs won the championship. They held up their end of the bargain, and he did too
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Migrant laborer turned logistics worker is secret math whiz, develops five formulas on Carmichael numbers independently, presents them to class of mathematics PhD candidates. "I have hard work and make a hard living, but I insist on my studies"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might not have noticed this, but over the last few days many, many people on the internet in China have been talking about watermelons because of something weird that happened in Italy"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Yo Elon, we heard you liked Musk, so your Tesla business took over your SolarCity business, and this deal smells funny
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
The upper-middle-class achieves escape velocity from the lower-middle-class, having discovered that even if you can't join the 1%, life as part of the 30% doesn't totally suck
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new way to use the most powerful explosions in the universe to calibrate its expansion has been developed
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(Ventura County Star)
 
 
 
Former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo won't face fraud lawsuit by federal prosecutors. Bernie Madoff: What's that lawyer's number?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: Pot usage in teenagers in Colorado below the national norm. Reality: Teenagers in Colorado are addicted to THC and abuse it regularly, but know how to lie to adults taking surveys
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Ex-Ubisoft developers start up a crowdfunded online open-world action-RPG, that uses existing topographic and municipal data as well as civilian drones to create a digital version of the entire Earth one square-kilometer at a time. Aaaaand it's gone
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts now accepting atheists...as long as they belong to the right kind of church
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most beloved fast-food chain in U.S. history is ____________
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Mon June 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate reloads, shoots down gun bills with both barrels
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(Pigeons and Planes)
 
 
 
Tom Delonge quit Blink-182 because he's watched too damn many episodes of Ancient Aliens
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There is an innate British desire to tell Europe to go f*ck itself; I feel it too." John Oliver eloquently explains the Brexit vote and what it could mean to the world with a catchy tune
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Tesla's Model S can turn into a boat (kinda)"
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Corn corn corn Brad Keselowski? Corn corn Erik Jones corn Crayons blue maize? Corn Bubba Wallace corn corn? Corn corn corn NASCORN Xfinity Series corn corn Iowa Speedway corn American Ethanol E15 250, corn corn 1:30 PM ET corn Fox Corn 1. Corn
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, watermelons stuffed with Spaghetti-O's
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Jesus in a piece of French Toast or the many other places that Jesus appears, man finds Allah in a slice of watermelon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia develops shot that protects track and field athletes from contracting Zika virus at 2016 Brazil Olympics
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
VW gets Dieselgate announcement pushed back. In news from the future, VW offers to buy back affected vehicles for $1,000 below trade-in value, with a free kick in the nuts for good measure
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mattel releases Game Developer Barbie. To be doxxed by neckbearded gamergaters in 3... 2
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: EduCBA tech training bundle subscription. Courses for coders, designers, IT admins; app development, coding languages, design instruction. (Sponsored Link)
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
"He says he carved something new into his chest and offered proof. Jenkins offered a hint on the outside of the manila envelope: an eleven letter word that's hard to make out. It starts with H"
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(US News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has just turned 70 years old. Remember how problematic it became when Ronald Reagan developed symptoms of Alzheimer while in office? Just sayin
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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Tue June 14, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Camp Counselor Lall from St. Peters apparently didn't get the memo that "Every teenage girl on the internet is actually a Mountie in Nova Scotia"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
IT Admins, watch your asses, doing your job is now a felony. Here is the cautionary tale of Subby's brother in law
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Mon June 13, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
30 years later, we find out why Thornton Melon liked Miller Beer so much in "Back to School"
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals plans for a 'cargo route' to Mars
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Another reason to wrap all of your belongings in tin foil
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ford has developed an engine revving sound to pipe in to vehicles because modern engines are now too quiet. Now if they could develop an actual engine that runs
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Brad Keselowski is ready to crash through the announcer's booth, and Joe Gibbs is banned from the track thanks to his history with the Redskins when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Michigan for the FireKeepers Casino 400, 1 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sommelier explains how wine is judged at a competition. Step #1: Where's my envelope full of cash? Step #2: Here's your gold medal
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
I could biatch all day about how the Electoral College keeps the two-party system in power, but I would rather hear Richard Dawkins explain it more eloquently
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA men's basketball manager Jerry Colangelo wants Mike Krzyzewski to succeed him because Duke sucks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Portuguese shipwreck full of gold coins found in Namibia. Not news: It's a ship of state and so belongs to Portugal. Fark: Portugal says, "We're good. You can have it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lea Thompson's marvelous ass to once again appear with Howard the Duck
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Tue June 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ohio zoo reloads
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bills owners & fans: "We like our stadium just fine and we even just improved it a bit." Goodell: "If you don't get more greedy and build a new palace, you might not belong in the NFL"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The number one app in the App Store belongs to...Chick-Fil-A?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Exelon to close Clinton plants. Thanks Obama
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google has developed a 'big red button' that can be used to interrupt artificial intelligence and stop it from causing harm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cam Newton is a star on Nickelodeon now
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Seinfeld's Jason Alexander to star as video game developer that refuses to watch Ghostbusters
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Former contestant on The Bachelor plans to run for office in Colorado. Well, thanks to legal marijuana, he stands a chance
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI developing software to track people by their tattoos. MR COOL ICE named public enemy #1
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk interview from Code2016 conference covers AI, delivery difficulties for Tesla, and how he plans to start a Mars colony in 2025
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists now claiming they're close to developing a universal cancer vaccine. With inexplicable picture of a black bean salad
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Wed June 01, 2016
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
You have a solid gold, jewel encrusted eagle statue valued at five million dollars and it needs to be relocated. Do you a) hire armed security detail b) hire a Brinks truck to do the move for you or c) casually move it on the streets yourself ?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It turns out the title of Oldest Comic in the World belongs to some cave art in Israel and not 'Marmaduke' as previously believed
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mathematicians have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of the boolean Pythagorean Triples problem that their 200TB margin is finally wide enough to contain. Suck it, Fermat
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang armed with guns, bats and machetes attacks barber shop, trashes Alfa Romeo belonging to owner because one of them didn't like the haircut he got there. Fark: This fight has been going on for a YEAR
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Scrivener Fast - Ninja Level Course. Pirate course correction in development. (Sponsored Link)
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky developer says game's delay has led to lots of people offering to murder him: "I have received loads of death threats this week, but don't worry, Hello Games now looks like the house from Home Alone"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Let us ponder the great sculptures in history: Michelangelo's David, Rodin's Thinker, two girls taking a selfie outside city hall in Sugar Land, Texas
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photos of my Great Uncle who gave his life on Saipan in WWII.. share your photos/stories supporting the true reason for Memorial Day (sorry unsure which category this belongs)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
X-Men: Apocalypse draws in $64 million, well below Fox's expectations, perhaps because Apocalypse looks like a rejected Power Rangers villain. Alice 2: Looking Glass Boogaloo debuted at #2 with a soft $30 million, sending Angry Birds to #3
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Police in Spokane, Washington would like to tell the vandals who smashed watermelons on cars in the middle of the night to knock it the fark off and stop wasting perfectly good watermelons
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Beloved Friend, Father, and Drunk
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android Development Bundle. Fortunately, not by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Statue of Liberty stands in New Jersey's water, the McFarthest Spot in the country is in Nevada's Sheldon National Antelope Refuge, Point Roberts, Washington can only be accessed via Canada, and other weird locations in the United States
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Israeli firms develop high-speed 3D bioprinter for stem cells
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Oberlin students want to abolish midterms and any grades below C, so they can concentrate on their activism. Slack Lives Matter
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mathematicians say they've developed a model that can effectively predict how human skin will react to almost 30,000 chemical compounds, end animal testing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Quit your bellyaching, melon-head"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cast of Happy Endings reunited, once against teasing fans with the prospect of a reunion. Hey, it worked for Arrested Development
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Sun May 22, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Dog maybe finds human skull in Oklahoma field. The landowners said this was "out of the ordinary for the area." With helpful photos of guy tinkling, guy with big gulp, grain, fencepost, and melon head
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
The internet has voted The Complete Calvin & Hobbes as their favorite book. The shock isn't that it's more loved than the Christian Bible, it's that it's more beloved than the far superior The Complete Far Side
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The 100 best sitcoms of all time, although #3 belongs in the #1 spot, #1 belongs in the #2 spot, and the #2 spot belongs anywhere else
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
During pregnancy, woman develops addiction to eating bubbles, says it was 'better than sex'
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Fri May 20, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
US Army Lt. Colonel who runs the US Army's small arms development at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ can't get a New Jersey concealed carry permit
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mitch Hurwitz has found more money in the banana stand, confirms there will be a fifth season of Arrested Development
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonain Corey Lequieu pleads guilty to conspiracy because of A) Freedom, B) his rank is below admiral, or C) his long criminal history. Bonus: he won't talk to the government
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How is Elon Musk's hyperloop coming along? Just ask founder of Hyperloop One and silicon valley's chillest bro, Brogan BamBrogan
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Wed May 18, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
On the one hand, watermelons are not usually part of an alligator's diet. On the other hand, I'M not gonna be to the one to go get it back
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While NASA sticks with robots and comet landers, Elon Musk plays target practice in the Pacific, and Richard Branson pushes orbital tourism, Lockheed Martin wants to send humans to Mars
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Local councils don't give approval for state government's unpopular development project. So the state government dissolves local councils, appoints hand-pick administrators, and also makes it illegal to protest development projects
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to open a beer bottle with nothing but an envelope. Um... An envelope is a paper pouch old timers used to use to send... you know what, it'll work with any old piece of paper
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands Donald Trump the presidency
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Australian firm develops Zika-proof condoms for athletes ahead of Rio Olympics
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Sun May 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Let's all feel sorry for The Edge, who can't develop "Eco-Friendly" mansions on his Malibu land because of greedy environmentalists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study says the U.S. middle class is shrinking in metropolitan areas. Which is no real news since the middle class pretty much relocated to the suburbs back in 1965
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists report success in developing cancer-resistant stem cells from naked mole rats. As compensation for being so damn ugly, these rats rarely develop cancer
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving lawyer arrested for felony irony in a Lamborghini
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The numbers have been crunched of all 2,374 team-seasons from 1903 to 2015, and the best MLB team of all-time is NOT the 1927 Yankees
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft unveils "a new hope" for chaotic state of its developer and IT documentation, creates brand new open-source docs site that lets you do the work of keeping it up to date
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
Developing story: Hundreds of abandoned Fotomat kiosks still stand in suburban parking lots
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's merger idea - Apple should buy Tesla ... and make Elon Musk CEO
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Quiz: What belongs on a hot dog?
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Science & Development)
 
 
 
New documents show that tobacco companies championed the fight against AIDS in developing countries so nobody would look at the health data from smoking
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Here's a photo of every Addax Antelope left in the wild. All three of them. Bye, guys
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Thu May 05, 2016
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Man selling beloved lawn ornament. If you want to know what it is, you should beheading to Craiglist
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Celo VPN. Decent reviews on this one. Farkers: do you agree / disagree / what is your favorite VPN? What is VPN, how do you use it, and why is it important? VPN: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, GET ONE. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Stand by for ATAT fall, Titanfall developer is working on a Star Wars game
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(Egypt Independent)
 
 
 
Head of Egyptian intelligence agency pins blame for creation of ISIS where it belongs: Tom & Jerry cartoons
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
There's now a video game that can tell if you're developing dementia
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Researchers are on the verge of developing a computer that can train dogs. Your dog wants Linux
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla's Elon Musk pulls the plug on multiple preorders for Model 3
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi has a massive Puerto Rico problem
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: OSTraining Developer Courses. Make your own websites. Learn to use WordPress, Drupal, Joomla, and more. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to interview Charlotte assistant coach and Knicks legend Patrick Ewing for their head coaching job, hoping he can develop malcontent DeMarcus Cousins into top-tier center
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Hey. You know that sports radio guy you hate? Well, FS1 is developing a new show with him and the sports writer guy you hate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Turns out we overbuilt our Falcon 9 rocket so much that it can actually carry twice the payload we originally thought
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Here's an up close look at SpaceX's SuperDraco thrusters: "Each thruster has a 20-cm exit nozzle with an exhaust velocity of 2,300 meters per second. The hypergolic propellant allows the Dragon 2 to accelerate from zero to 100 mph in 1.2 seconds"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
One of the (so far) unheralded advances promised by the development of driverless cars: more sexy time behind the wheel. Don't believe me? Here's an "expert" to sexplain it for you
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not easy to take a beloved noodle brand in a massive market like India and then screw it up to the tune of half a billion dollars. But Nestlé found a way
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has built a 'gym' to train artificial intelligence. Uh, guys, remember what happened when Tony Stark created Ultron
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(Some Entrepeneur)
 
 
 
Have you ever owned a bar or pub? Subby is tired of working the cubicle life and wants to dive into lifelong dream but needs all the help he can get. LGT page with the usual advice
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hungry hippos eat entire whole watermelons at Japanese zoo. Cool and refreshing
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Tue April 26, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Liberals are from Mars, Conservatives are from Venus. Problem solved everyone, we just need to find a marriage counselor
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