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Headlines matching 'Ella'
Sun February 05, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Interesting Looks like Stella Hudgens has been taking attention whoring lessons from her big sister, Vanessa. She has learned well  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange US Women's Soccer player Ella Masar opens up about the WPS "magicjack" team, including having to call the owner "Daddy" and the team having a chiropractor because he didn't believe in athletic trainers  (pitchsidereport.com) (36)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) Walken Walken didn't want to act with a cowbell, so Frank Langella took the part  (theenvelope.latimes.com) (31)


Fri January 27, 2012
(NJ.com) Strange Irish Anti-Defamation Federation supports the cancellation of the Hoboken St. Patrick's Day parade. In other news, there's an Irish Anti-Defamation Federation  (nj.com) (190)


Sun January 22, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing A Capella Dubstep  (youtube.com) (48)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Stella Artois, Budweiser and Becks to lower alcohol levels, still taste like urine  (dailymail.co.uk) (184)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Starpulse) Dumbass Sarah Michelle Gellar on her atrocious dress at this year's Golden Globes: "My daughter picks out all my red carpet outfits"  (starpulse.com) (85)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Paste Magazine) Fail The thirty best Coachella performances of all time. Difficulty: Leonard Cohen and Paul McCartney aren't in the top two slots, and The Strokes are on the list, which immediately invalidates it  (pastemagazine.com) (65)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CNN) Cool Go home and get your farking shine box; there's a Goodfellas mini-series coming to AMC  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (64)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CNN) Followup Dixville Notch has spoken, and them two mormon fellas are in the lead  (cnn.com) (155)
(AZCentral) Cool The 2012 Coachella Festival lineup announced, filled with a bunch of bands you're not hip enough to have heard of  (azcentral.com) (88)


Sat January 07, 2012
(YouTube) Cool A surprise for grandpa. It's okay, fellas, my room's a little dusty as well  (youtube.com) (27)


Thu January 05, 2012
(BBC) Interesting We are sorry to announce the cancellation of the 06:47 Edinburgh train due to the wrong kind of tree on the line  (bbc.co.uk) (13)


Wed January 04, 2012
(NHL) Amusing John Tortorella's "I tainted the Winter Classic with my mouth" tops standings for worst phrasing of 2012 so far  (nhl.com) (66)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Following the lead of Pinellas County, Florida in protecting American precious bodily fluids is Hartland Township... Michigan?  (hartland.patch.com) (14)
(LA Times) Strange Appellate court lets woman sue man whose flying body parts struck her after he was hit by a train, noting that "flying bodies" case law is a little sparse  (latimes.com) (112)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Nigella Lawson goes from pleasingly zaftig to oh my I'll be in my bunk  (mirror.co.uk) (98)


Sat December 24, 2011
(The Sun) Sappy 15 ugly-ass Dalmatian puppies born in one litter. Cruella De Vil spotted around the corner  (thesun.co.uk) (21)
(NJ.com) Fail Bad: Leaving your umbrella on the bus. Worse: Leaving your phone on the bus. Worst: Leaving a rare violin valued at $172K on the bus  (nj.com) (35)


Thu December 22, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sick Rihanna throws up during concert. I hope that fan in the front row had an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh   (hollywoodreporter.com) (57)


Mon December 19, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Just in time for the Fark convention, the Bellagio's water fountains are about to learn three new songs  (travel.usatoday.com) (13)


Fri December 16, 2011
(UPI) Florida Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators  (upi.com) (11)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Short List) Cool Single bottle of whisky sells for record $70,000. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my cellar  (shortlist.com) (81)


Mon December 12, 2011
(mashable) Spiffy Mashable lists the "Top Tools for Reading the News" and picks FARK for "miscellany with a humorous bent" (#6 in slideshow)  (mashable.com) (0)


Mon December 05, 2011
(NPR) Fail Silly Americans, Marmite is meant to be spread thinly on buttered toast, not shellacked on dry bread  (npr.org) (165)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing After last week's less than stellar entries, a return to form this week in the Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (181)


Wed November 23, 2011
(My Fox Boston) Fail Lost & Found bin contents: Umbrella, cane, sweater, sniper rifle, tennis racquet... Wait, what?  (myfoxboston.com) (36)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Marketwatch) Interesting New research validates how foods affect genetic expression at the cellular level. Unfortunately, this isn't very good news for people with mozzarella blood type  (marketwatch.com) (17)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Statesman) Scary With a name like Smuckers, it's got to be good -- and contaminated with salmonella  (statesman.com) (29)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Boston Herald) Followup Tiger Woods still having trouble getting the balls into the holes once he gets past the rough. Don't worry, big fella... we all go through this when we get older  (bostonherald.com) (14)
(Huffington Post) Fail Good: Danica McKellar is returning to TV. Bad: in a made-for-TV movie. Worse: It's a horror film called Tasmanian Devil. Fail: It's a SyFy Channel original movie  (huffingtonpost.com) (76)


Tue November 08, 2011
(STV.tv) Interesting Mena Suvari wants to have children. Line forms behind me, fellas  (entertainment.stv.tv) (91)


Sat November 05, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Interesting Tim Burton wanted Ray Liotta to play Batman, but instead Liotta did some little move called Goodfellas. Never heard of it  (iheartchaos.com) (89)


Wed November 02, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Nine-foot-tall statue of Ronald Reagan unveiled, fellated  (cnn.com) (183)


Tue October 25, 2011
(LiveLeak) Amusing Masturbating bear has nothing on underwater self-fellating walrus (warning: self-fellating walrus)  (liveleak.com) (39)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Staffordshire Bull terrier which mauled boy escapes being put down... because it was 'drunk on Stella Artois'  (dailymail.co.uk) (128)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Click On Detroit) Scary "Organic" eggs extra organic in terms of salmonella, so they're being recalled  (clickondetroit.com) (99)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Gallant knows when to say when at the local bar. Goofus throws an umbrella stand through the window when the bar refuses to serve him  (mcall.com) (17)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad Scholarly feud over the existence of faster-than-light neutrinos and the purported death of Keynsian theory forces cancellation of DC college information fair  (washingtonpost.com) (31)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Darpa symposium debates possibility of 100-year starship to other worlds. On the downside, interstellar travelers would hear endless loop of "Sara" and "We Built This City"  (nytimes.com) (42)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Seattle Times) Unlikely Is Nutella unhealthy? Shut up reporter, Nutella is the most perfect food in existence  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (174)

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