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Thu September 21, 2017
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 646: "Eclipses". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're still wondering what to do with your solar eclipse glasses you can donate them to charity, save them for the 2019 Transit of Mercury, or dress up as a solar eclipse this Halloween
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Mon September 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Seafood company's defense for accidentally releasing 160,000 Atlantic salmon into the Pacific: it was a tide caused by the eclipse. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Treasury watchdog group is reviewing Mnuchin's eclipse trip
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon hit with lawsuit over cheapo defective eclipse glasses. Who did NOT see this coming? Besides the plaintiffs, obviously
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson wants to know where the science haters are when the eclipse was happening? Where are the climate deniers as Houston floats away? Why are people who are incredibly clueless given any credibility?
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The solar eclipse did not mess up your period (The Fark headline filter did)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You have no eclipse glasses. What's the next-best thing? Depends on the SPF
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Bonnie Tyler)
 
 
 
After yesterday's "Total Eggclipse" post, Farker submits his pics/video from Tryon, Nebraska of the real thing - trying to put Eclipse Trifecta in play
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Joey Dumba$$
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
From the Romero Institute, eclipse causes drop in solar power
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Total Eggclipse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This Trump retweet is the type of thing that proudly reminds Americans how lucky we are to have such an emotionally secure and mature person as President of the United States
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Nobody questioned the scientists when they predicted the eclipse. So why do people still question scientists when they predict climate change?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker 'Planes' and the Missus traveled to Nebraska to witness a perfect eclipse: "By now, people with camp chairs were gathering on the grassy knoll south of the winery for a clear shot at the upcoming event." (What, too soon?)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How many people were watching the solar eclipse? Enough that xHamster saw a 40% dip in traffic across the path of totality
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Those who could not be bothered to travel to the eclipse on Monday, let xkcd explain why you farked yourselves over
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Company that controversially farms Atlantic salmon in Puget Sound blames this week's solar eclipse on reason its net broke, releasing thousands of invasive fish
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Florida Man, but at least he knows to purchase proper eye protection for viewing an eclipse. The whole 'while being tailed by the cops for car theft' is another matter, though
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge: Once upon a time, you had a witness. Now he wants to go have some fun. But I'm not gonna postpone for a total eclipse of the sun
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Miss yesterday's fun? Here's a map of all total eclipses until 2040 and some good news for Australian Farkers
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Want to know what Ozzy Osbourne was doing during the solar eclipse? (with video)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
After preparing for years, both scientists and skywatchers got a load of surprises during this total eclipse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a good-luck charm or mascot at your desk at work or just the workplace in general?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: What to do with eclipse glasses now that the eclipse has passed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Retinas across America are still smoldering and already people are planning for the next total solar eclipse in 2024
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Flat earthers struggle to explain the eclipse
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is truly the sun and the moon in your universe, you probably should have proposed to her during the eclipse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump looking at the eclipse without protective eyewear is the most impressive thing any president has ever done
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker and the religious right believe the solar eclipse is a sign that America is evil
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Trump literally watched the eclipse from the Truman Balcony at the White House today, which raises the question: What in the White House will be named after Donald Trump? Difficulty: I'm taking anything toilet related out of the running right away
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Mon August 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Scientists are planning an eclipse 'megamovie'. here is how you can help them out if you really wanted to
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you disregard the advice of scientists and look directly at the sun like Trump? Here's how to tell if your eyes are damaged
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: You shouldn't stare at the sun without protective glasses
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A judge is ambushed in Ohio, a terrorist killed in Spain, Two Scoops is going to discuss Afghanistan, isn't life a pain? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell Eclipse Day discussion thread; starts at 8pm ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's game of 'Is This Racist?' is brought to you via tweet from Republican Rep Steve King of Iowa and includes Harambe, the eclipse, and African children
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The only two people who were looking forward to the solar eclipse more than us
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The fifteen best pop culture eclipses. "The cosmic ballet goes on"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Today's US weather maps show best viewing locations for Great Solar Eclipse of 2017. If you picked coastal SC as your home base, you're screwed
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Stay calm. We can do this. If we believe, really believe in it, we can bring the sun back. So clap. Clap like your sun depends on it. Official discussion thread (live webcast starts at 11:45am ET)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The latest threat from the eclipse: indecisive bees
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you don't have the proper solar eclipse glasses, you can always use a colander, a welding helmet, or a Volvo XC60
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sure, scientists say an eclipse is about to happen, but why should we believe them?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top five superstitions surrounding the solar eclipse. For safety, don't look at them directly
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Sun August 20, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
There's a run on eclipse glasses. But there's one place where you can still find them
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Not news: Flat Earthers flatsplain. Fark: the upcoming solar eclipse. Double Fark: with serpents and holographic moon projectors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you would bring any fad back from any decade or year, what would it be?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So how would you like your steak?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The eclipse is racist, and you're not woke enough to notice
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Join us at the top of the hour for the pre-Solar Eclipse edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Let's all hail the eclipse - with blood, sex, and some snacking
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
20 questions about the total solar eclipse you were too embarrassed to ask
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Since it's almost six whole months until the Super Bowl, here's the boilerplate "how much will lost productivity cost American businesses" article, eclipse edition. (TL/DR: $694M)
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Casper, WY, gentlemen's club offers 'adult-oriented' camping for eclipse"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're gonna watch the eclipse, make sure Fido or Fluffy also wear protective eyewear because we all know how dogs and cats love to observe eclipses
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An article ostensibly intended to explain why you should not look at a solar eclipse with the naked eye, instead demonstrates why you should not look at the unobstructed sun through a magnifying lens
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Nena Springs fire threatens homes and resort near eclipse path, launches 99 red balloons
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Today)
 
 
 
Next week, don't be like this guy who stared at solar eclipse without special sunglasses in 1962
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The entire political / scientific / corporate power structure is aligned behind the eclipse. This includes the mainstream media. No one is even considering the idea that the eclipse isn't going to happen." #TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentuckians protest eclipse
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(NBC News)
 
Video
 
NASA to use vintage jet aircraft to track the 2017 solar eclipse 10 miles up
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is there to answer all its viewers' most pressing scientific questions. Today: What causes an eclipse?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will the solar eclipse destroy my smartphone or digital camera?
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA's LRO team wants you to wave at the moon during the eclipse. Unless you're Ozzy, of course
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Yo dawg we heard you like the solar eclipse so what we did, is we got Bonnie Tyler to sing "Total Eclipse Of the Heart" during the solar eclipse so you can listen to "Total Eclipse Of the Heart" while you get your solar eclipse on, dawg
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you're planning to drive during the solar eclipse next Monday, here are some handy tips
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Your handy eclipse viewing guide for next week
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama county school board orders all students to stay inside during next week's eclipse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The ten best films to watch to prepare for the apocalypse
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry answers all your tough Solar Eclipse questions
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon Eclipse Festival to feature so many electronica bands, you'll barely remember you were supposed to be there for the eclipse
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People, please keep using your beer goggles during the upcoming solar eclipse. Do not buy these fake eclipse glasses unless you want to go blind
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
Audio
 
Farker is heading on a 15 hour eclipse viewing road trip with his 10yr old daughter and looking for good audio book recommendations that will entertain both
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Sat August 12, 2017
(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a total solar eclipse? Have you ever seen a total solar eclipse...ON WEED?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Think that map you have of where the solar eclipse is going to be is accurate? WRONG
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Tired of all the eclipse hype? How about some Perseid Meteor Shower hype instead?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the occassion, Krispy Kreme releases the "solar eclipse" donut. Don't stare directly at it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The most dangerous thing about the upcoming solar eclipse is: A) Blindness B) Sun exposure C) The Lizard Man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, you're a 21st century druid looking to commune with Mother Nature during the upcoming eclipse. Where do you go? Why, Carhenge, of course
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
The upcoming solar eclipse is really going to freak out all the animals
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In case you need to be reminded, the solar eclipse can hurt your eyes. Here is how
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dallas mother demands that solar eclipse 2017 event be moved to the school holidays - "Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
And now some news you can REALLY use: Where to watch the solar eclipse while dining at Waffle House
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
There's a hidden planet that will be visible during the total solar eclipse, at least until your eyeballs fry for STARING AT THE SUN DURING AN ECLIPSE
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solar eclipse's top nine movie roles. Come for '"Apocalypto", stay for "Little Shop of Horrors"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist warns that upcoming eclipse could cause the end of the world. Nibiru, please
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Trying to come up with Fantasy Football team names. Preferably GoT themed. Anyone have any good ones?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Viewing the eclipse in Oregon, Idaho, or Wyoming? There's a new hazard in town: wildfires
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Special bonus and completely unpredicted lunar eclipse tonight. Special glasses not required or recommended
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Warning to travelers: The eclipse won't be the only shady thing happening in the towns you visit
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Sat August 05, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
If you plan on driving to a better location to see the upcoming solar eclipse, you might to leave a bit early to avoid expected traffic jams. How early? Oh, about two weeks ago
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Want to watch the solar eclipse but not sure about those specialty viewing glasses you picked up at a gas station? NASA has your back with quick and easy instructions on how to make a classic pinhole projector
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
What better way to appreciate the awesome majesty of a total solar eclipse than a mall-sponsored one-minute fireworks show when it gets really dark
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
NASA experts warn consumers not to buy counterfeit solar eclipse glasses. The sun is there
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
It's one month until the Great American Eclipse of 2017. Where will you be watching it from?
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best place to view this summer's total eclipse is in Nebraska, where every now and then it gets a little bit lonely
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Fri June 23, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Prepping for the eclipse. Want a decent camera to catch the event & some nat'l park time after, but I'm not a pro, so I don't know how to judge trade-offs in sensor size/ megapixels/ zoom, etc. for my budget ($650 max). Help a farkette out?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The 2017 Eclipse's possible side effect: Massive traffic jams
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You known you've trained your dog well if she knows how to ride public transit all by herself and has memorized where the stop for the local dog park is
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Sun June 18, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Eat your heart out, Kubrick
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Total Solar Eclipses are going extinct
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox says Mexico and Canada could eclipse the U.S. in the marijuana business thanks to Trump's regressive ignorant policies. Road trip dude
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