Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Easter'

Headlines matching 'Easter'

Sat May 26, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Recent excavations reveal Easter Island heads have bodies sunk many feet into the ground (dailymail.co.uk)	(44)

Fri May 25, 2012

(Bellator)

Friday night fights. Bellator season 6 finale, The Ultimate Fighter, and HDNet Titan Fighting Championship 22, discussion combo thread. 7PM eastern (bellator.com)

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Wed May 23, 2012

Will Martin Brodeur need a glass of Metamucil? Will John Tortorella need a sippy cup of apple juice? The answers and more in tonight's Devils at Rangers Game 5 ECF thread (8:00 PM eastern, NBCSN) (nhl-red-light.si.com)

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Mon May 21, 2012

Game four of the ECF tonight at 8pm Eastern. Will the Rangers go up 3-1 or will the Devils go on the road tied at 2-2? After the weekend's daytime games the karaoke drought will also be over. Good times for all pretty much assured (tsn.ca)

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Sat May 19, 2012

With the ECF tied at 1-1, the Rangers visit the Devils to decide who's taking the lead back to NY. While it should be a great game it is however going to interrupt your afternoon. The puck drops at 1pm Eastern (nbcsports.msnbc.com)

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Wed May 16, 2012

War, Day Two (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network) (scores.espn.go.com)

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Tue May 15, 2012

		Completing the somewhat rare Fark Hockey Greenlight Trifecta, at 9pm (Eastern) tonight the LA Kings try to go up 2-0 over the Phoenix Coyotes. Will they or will Phoenix even things up going into game 3? (tsn.ca)	(808)
		Retail sales PROBABLY slowed. Maybe. Perhaps. Fark it, we don't know, we fired the guy who ran those numbers (businessweek.com)	(10)

Mon May 14, 2012

It's farking war, baby (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network) (scores.espn.go.com)

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Sat May 12, 2012

(Some Guy)

Welcome to the world, Benjamin Holtby. Will the CAPS netminder secure a spot for his team in the NHL Eastern Conference Finals? Or will the Rangers end a 15-year drought? We shall see tonight at 7:30pm ET (m.nbcwashington.com)

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Fri May 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Friday night fights Bellator 68 / Legacy Fighting Championship 11 / The Ultimate Fighter: Live / etc. discussion super-combo thread. First fights start at 7pm eastern (bellator.com)

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Thu May 10, 2012

		Will the Bulls realize they're playing the Sixers? Will the Lakers fall prey to the altitude? Will Rondo make up for his butterfingers? Will anyone force a Game 7? It's today's NBA Playoffs Thread. First tipoff is at 7 pm Eastern (scores.espn.go.com)	(246)
(Some Crooner)		After 29 days & 66 games the NHL takes a night off. Fark's hockey brigade will still be hard at it posting on the great intermission & post game entertainment. Come see what shenanigans we've been up to starting 7:30ish Eastern (earthcam.com)	(336)

Wed May 09, 2012

		Will tonight be the night we find out if the Eastern Conference Finals will be a 1994 redux, or will the Caps force a Game 7? Your Rangers - Caps Game 6 thread (nhl.com)	(lots)
(Some SMRT guy)		Eastern Michigan University sees 12.4% increase in students taking remedial courses. Wait, almost HALF of them? That's unpossible (annarbor.com)	(140)

Tue May 08, 2012

		Four elimination games tonight as the Magic, Bulls, Hawks, and Nuggets each try to stay alive. Fun starts at 7pm eastern in tonight's first round NBA Playoff thread (sports.yahoo.com)	(216)
		Well the Western Conference Finals were finalized last night with Phoenix's win. Tonight the Devils have a chance to earn a spot in the Eastern Finals. Will that happen or will the Flyers force a Game 6? The puck drops at 7:30 Eastern (tsn.ca)	(π)

Mon May 07, 2012

(Some Guy)

Of all the emails Eastern Michigan University could accidentally send to all 23,000 of its students, it went with this one (annarbor.com)

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Sun May 06, 2012

Will the brooms come out in LA this afternoon? Will the Prudential Center burn down because of all the candles on Brodeur's birthday cake? These questions answered along with a couple good hockey games at 3:00 & 7:30 Eastern today (tsn.ca)

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Sat May 05, 2012

How many overtimes will get cut off by old ladies in hats? Eastern Conference action: Rangers/Capitals 12:30 EST (sports.yahoo.com)

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Fri May 04, 2012

		After being completely ignored because of Wednesday's 3OT game in Washington, both Nashville & Phoenix agree to do the smart thing & be the only teams playing tonight. Faceoff @ 7:30 Eastern (tsn.ca)	(318)
(Bellator)		Friday night fights, Bellator 67 discussion thread. Fights start at 7pm eastern (bellator.com)	(84)

Fri April 27, 2012

One heck of a first round wasn't it? While the Senators & Panthers are dusting their golf clubs off, the eight surviving teams stagger forward once more. NHL Playoffs Round Two starts tonight, Nashville vs. Phoenix 9pm (Eastern) (tsn.ca)

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Thu April 26, 2012

The Catholic priest who kept his cancer secret and gave a moving sermon about life on Easter Sunday has died at age 66 (desmoinesregister.com)

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Wed April 25, 2012

It's all or nothing tonight as the Bruins face the Caps on home ice in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals. One shall stand, one shall fall. 7:30PM ET (nhl.com)

(lots)

Sun April 22, 2012

		After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway (tsn.ca)	(ℵ₁)
		Former Atlanta Falcons safety Ray Easterling dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound; was among first ex-players to sue NFL (espn.go.com)	(33)

Tue April 17, 2012

The War on Women is a made up thing. Now, the War on Easter, Christmas, Hanukkah, fossil fuels, potatoes, food, salt, fall holidays, and conservative women are all very real things and should be taken seriously (thedailyshow.com)

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Sun April 15, 2012

The Fark hockey community is too hungover to be cheeky today after Oprah gave everyone bonus hockey, so here's today's lineup: NSH@DET, noon; PITT@PHI, 3:30; NJ@FLA, 7:30; VAN@LA, 10:30. All times eastern (nhl.com)

(lots)

Fri April 13, 2012

(Some Guy)

Bellator 65 and UFC on Fuel TV 2 C-C-C-COMBO thread. We start at 7pm with Bellator and the Bantamweight title. Saturday at noon Gustafsson and Silva headline the UFC's debut in Sweden. All times eastern, all times suck for the west coast (ufc.com)

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Tue April 10, 2012

I'll see your live hand grenade found during an Easter egg hunt and raise you a live bazooka (huffingtonpost.com)

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Mon April 09, 2012

		The reappearance of a savior draws thousands on Easter Sunday (espn.go.com)	(49)
		Al Sharpton to Trayvon supporters in March: We're going to Occupy Sanford during Easter weekend. Al Sharpton, come Easter weekend: He's buggered off. So he has, he's scarpered (dailycaller.com)	(73)
		Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'It's sexier not to show everything'. Millions of Farkers obviously not consulted (dailymail.co.uk)	(180)

Sun April 08, 2012

		It's Easter, so here's some Christian Metal for your SMHC: Prog-Trash band Believer rocks your blessed socks off with "Sanity Obscure" (youtube.com)	(58)
		Awkward family photos, Easter edition (abcnews.go.com)	(51)
		British child finds hand grenade during Easter egg hunt. Everyone runs when he says, "And first, thou shalt take out the holy pin" (foxnews.com)	(60)

Sat April 07, 2012

		The five coolest digital Easter eggs of All Time. OF ALL TIME (games.yahoo.com)	(32)
		Happy Easter from Kate Upton (youtube.com)	(157)
		Playboy bunny Sheridyn Fisher is in a photoshoot. That's good. The photoshoot is for PETA. That's bad. She's wearing a bikini made out of lettuce. That's good. The lettuce contains E-Coli bacteria. That's bad (mirror.co.uk)	(60)
		A machine for printing chocolate will be available soon - what would you print? (bbc.co.uk)	(63)
		Nothing encapsulates Easter better than Courtney Stodden wearing stripper shoes, bunny ears and carrying a basket of eggs (dailymail.co.uk)	(119)

Fri April 06, 2012

(Some Bunny)	My girlfriend won a raffle for one of those 4 foot chocolate bunnies you see in stores around Easter. We have no idea what to do with it (4.bp.blogspot.com)	(188)
	Texas church expecting crowd of 30,000 for the "Tim Tebow Show" on Easter (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(64)
	How the Jesus Ball affects Jesus Day (news.yahoo.com)	(32)
	Friday Photo Fun from the guys at TSG. Match the criminal with the crime. Sadly, contestant number 4 is probably the no brainer of the lot. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern (thesmokinggun.com)	(13)
	Actual Headline: "Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries while being hit with a monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex". And Happy Easter everyone (dailymail.co.uk)	(76)
	Actual headline: "Gay couple to pitch Obama at Easter Egg Roll." Never considered him a catcher myself (washingtontimes.com)	(91)
(Some Guy)	The 50 Most Terrifying Easter Bunny Photos Ever. Suddenly Bugs Bunny not wearing any pants and occasionally dressing up like a woman totally makes sense (worldwideinterweb.com)	(61)
	30 geeky Easter eggs too good to hide (gammasquad.uproxx.com)	(25)

Thu April 05, 2012

Big Cats vs Easter Eggs (youtube.com)

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Wed April 04, 2012

Near all-time high prices heading into Easter. No, not for gasoline, for ham. Fark: no word on how high bacon prices are (abcnews.go.com)

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Tue April 03, 2012

It is now perfectly legal in the state of Florida to spray paint chicks all the colors of the rainbow. "The bird's sprayed with a fine mist" (couriermail.com.au)

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Sun April 01, 2012

Mmmmmm, deviled Cadbury creme eggs and 12 other creme egg recipes (buzzfeed.com)

(46)

Mon March 26, 2012

		The unauthorized biography of the Easter Bunny, including that awkward experimental phase with the Tooth Fairy (mentalfloss.com)	(9)
		Helicopter parents force cancellation of annual Easter egg hunt. Due to their "aggressive actions" when they swarmed the park last year, determined to get their precious snowflakes the most goodies (npr.org)	(89)