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		Humans will not "survive" without escaping Earth, says man who can't escape wheelchair. Whatever dude. NASA is still not going back to the moon source: washington.cbslocal.com   |   share:	(8)

'Please help' and the 8 other things Earthlings want to say to extraterrestrials ... Turns out, we're a fairly self-obsessed bunch source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share:

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		The majesty of orbiting the Moon during the Apollo missions: seeing Earth float in Space, ruminating on our role in the Universe, having your turds float in Zero-G in the capsule and asking Mission Control what to do source: cosmiclog.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(90)
		6.3 magnitude earthquake in Iran. And nothing of value was lost source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share:	(144)

Millions of underground bugs with orange legs, red eyes, and clear wings with orange veins, that have been sucking fluids from tree roots, are about to burst from the earth in the biggest inundation of Magicicada septendecim since Brood X source: lohud.com   |   share:

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Have you ever seen a collection of amazing time lapse videos of the Earth, over a year, from space....on weed? Here's your chance source: nasa.gov   |   share:

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		Google's April Fools Day pranks are totally NOT FUNNY, according to people who are still pissed that Google Reader is going away. In other news the butthurt about Google reader can officially seen from space according to Google Earth source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(91)
		Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet source: metro.co.uk   |   share:	(64)
		What would happen if the sun vanished? source: io9.com   |   share:	(116)

		Coolest picture of the lightest human-made substance on Earth you'll see all day source: io9.com   |   share:	(63)
		Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(44)
		Mitch McConnell takes a lesson from the Russians in WW2. No, not to execute cowards retreating. He's scorching the Earth to make sure democracy doesn't grow source: politico.com   |   share:	(21)

Stone penis unearthed in Israel. Yes, it's cut source: io9.com   |   share:

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		World landmarks go dark for "Earth Hour," discover that "Grab Everything In Here That's Not Nailed Down Hour" was equally as successful source: phys.org   |   share:	(38)
		After another sinkhole opens up it becomes clear that the earth is trying to swallow Florida source: wtsp.com   |   share:	(57)
		NASA slams spending cuts that put Earth at risk of undetected killer asteroids. What could possibly go wrong? source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(68)

		Who killed off 76% of life on earth? We're not naming names, but this article has a photo of New Jersey source: web.mit.edu   |   share:	(50)
		NASA video captures comet, sun storm and Earth together, can't explain where the soundtrack by Strauss came from source: weather.yahoo.com   |   share:	(12)

		Texas congressman tweets: "The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out." Trollarity ensues source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(125)
(The Internet)		This is the reason the internet was put on this earth source: garyc.me   |   share:	(101)
		Is it just Subby or does a map of the universe's oldest light look sort of like a map of the Earth with Africa and Australia particularly dark and the Lost Continents of Lemuria and Mu spoiling the effect? source: sciencedaily.com   |   share:	(17)
		John Kerry says we should call Earth "Ocean" because there's more water than land. Also wonders why cargo goes on ships, but shipments go on trucks; or why we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway source: cnsnews.com   |   share:	(54)

NASA to New York: If you see an asteroid hurtling toward Times Square do the following: 1) stop what you are doing, 2) spread your legs, 3) bend over and place your head between your legs, 4) start kissing your butt good bye source: nydailynews.com   |   share:

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		The happiest places on Earth are now less happy if you're under 14 source: now.msn.com   |   share:	(92)
		Turning your lights off for "Earth Hour" will actually do more to harm the environment than help it source: slate.com   |   share:	(136)

The oldest species of saber-tooth cat in the Americas discovered in Florida, it's so old it predates the Earth itself source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:

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When one of the conditions of your bond is that you "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth," you've probably done something really bad source: opposingviews.com   |   share:

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		"Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns. Twenty four percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together. Eighteen percent believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Nearly 30% believe cloud computing involves actual clouds" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(521)
		Congrats to Chris Hadfield on being named ISS boss. Here he is doing a earth guy-spaceman real time duet with Ed Robertson and friends. Carl Sagan said don't send a scientist, send a poet. Fortunately, Chris is both. Rock on, spaceman source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share:	(8)

4.7 magnitude earthquake hits Los Angeles. Residents yawn, order another Starbucks source: latimes.com   |   share:

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Why your New Age hippie bullshiat is bullshiat source: io9.com   |   share:

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Say hello to my faint, cool, little friends: Astronomers discover third closest star system just six light years away source: slate.com   |   share:

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		In space, a satellite can hear the earth scream source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(7)
		NASA admits there's only about a 3 day window to find and track asteroids passing close to Earth, like Asteroid 2013 EN, whizzing past the Moon today. Where's Harry Stamper when we need him most? source: bubblews.com   |   share:	(76)
		Online museum project unearths 'filthy' Van Dyck masterpiece. With a name like Van Dyck, what did they think he liked to paint? Van Dyck source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(29)

		Asteroid 'size of Adele' is set to skim past Earth today source: rt.com   |   share:	(118)
		Earth is about to get biatchslapped by the Sun source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(66)

		Researchers say the earth is getting warmer faster than at any time in the last 11,000 years and that the world was actually rapidly cooling until SOMETHING made the temperatures start to climb in the early 20th century source: ajc.com   |   share:	(366)
		Inside Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant two years after the earthquake and tsunami source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(51)
		New 3-D pictures of Earth with her pants off. (mildly SFW) source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(17)
		If the Earth were hosting an alien species, ever wonder what it would really look like? Here comes the science source: popsci.com   |   share:	(24)

Mila Kunis narrowly regains the lead over Jennifer Lawrence in their ongoing "who's more awesome and down-to-earth" race source: gawker.com   |   share:

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		Experts say the meteor that crashed into Russia has been stalking us for ages, lurking in the Van Allen belt and singing "Every Breath You Take" to the Earth over the phone at 3 AM source: cosmiclog.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(47)
		Alien laser pointer leaves burn mark on Earth source: abc.net.au   |   share:	(87)

		It's not an earthquake, it's a tilt-shift video of San Francisco. Bonus: Fireworks source: vimeo.com   |   share:	(16)
		Man from the Mary Poppins school of skydiving decides he's going to coast gently to Earth with a patio umbrella. What could possibly go wrong? source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(28)

Ancient fossil reveals that Cthulhu really did live on Earth 500 million years ago. Here comes the science you hope is really, really wrong source: io9.com   |   share:

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		The good news is that we still don't know all of the species living on the planet. The bad news is that we still don't know which of the unknown ones are delicious source: google.com   |   share:	(16)
		Elizabeth Warren: "If these banks are 'too big to fail', why on earth are we giving them discounts and sweet deals on everything?" Ben Bernanke: "Uh...we're working on that" source: bostonherald.com   |   share:	(83)
		Scientists say that Mars may still be inhabitable today. Conclusion arrived at after seeing how many people are still living in New Jersey source: space.com   |   share:	(20)

The Overview Effect: Astronauts as far back as the Apollo missions describe the philosophical impact that seeing the Earth from outside has had on them. Awe inspiring comes to mind source: vimeo.com   |   share:

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According to Jose Canseco, dinosaurs were able to fly because the Earth used to be larger so gravity was weaker. Turns out steroids shrivel your brain, too source: gawker.com   |   share:

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Farkers required - museum seeks brainboxes to solve to solve a cryptic150-year-old message which could hold the key to an "Earthly Paradise" source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share:

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NASA is backing a last-minute meteor tracking system designed to tell which part of the Earth to kiss its ass goodbye source: foxnews.com   |   share:

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Watch Live as Asteroid 2012 DA14 Whizzes Past Earth source: universetoday.com   |   share:

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Bill Nye wants to scare you with Friday's asteroid flyby. How he is able to pilot an asteroid is anyone's guess source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share:

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		New species of owl found in Indonesia. Scientists say it exists nowhere else on Earth, goes great with orange sauce source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(60)
		Earth-buzzing asteroid worth big bucks: $195B if we could catch it source: networkworld.com   |   share:	(83)

		CNN host asks Bill Nye (Science Guy) if asteroid heading towards Earth was caused by global warming source: big1059.com   |   share:	(171)
		Get ready for another Super Volcano source: npr.org   |   share:	(116)
		World Net Daily attempts to understand science, starts warning about "the super space storm the liberals won't tell you about" source: wnd.com   |   share:	(55)

Remember how in the old days if you wanted to stop an asteroid from colliding with earth you had to assemble a crew of blue-collar misfits to plant a nuclear device in the asteroid's core? Now all you need to do is vandalize it with spray paint source: treehugger.com   |   share:

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		50 reasons that Texas might actually be the closest thing we have to a true Utopia on Earth source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:	(456)
		No need to panic for this asteroid, it's only going to miss the earth by a measly 15,000 miles on February 15 source: mirror.co.uk   |   share:	(135)
		Foxes use Earth's magnetic field, short skirts, to catch prey source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share:	(25)

		8.0 earthquake hits Solomon Islands. Tsunami Warnings are in effect source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share:	(257)
		Best Korea's propaganda site posts video showing - I am not making this up - a soldier launched into orbit on a space shuttle, orbiting Earth to the tune of "We Are The World", and watching a missile attack on New York. "Surely it will come true" source: news.com.au   |   share:	(156)

		Remember Galileo dropping two different-sized cannonballs off the leaning tower of Pisa to prove objects of different mass fall at the same rate? Yeah, about that source: io9.com   |   share:	(98)
		The 11 most incredible beauties in the history of the Earth (SFW) source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(100)

6.4 earthquake shakes Japan's Hokkaido island. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait... No tsunami, no reports of damage, and the nearby Higashidori nuclear plant is doing just fine. Nevermind source: uk.reuters.com   |   share:

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		First Pluto, now the Goldilocks Zone. When I was a kid, it started at 0.95AU and we were happy source: space.com   |   share:	(56)
		Video of man dressed in a zebra suit, pretending to have escaped from Japanese zoo after an earthquake, being "tranquillised" and recaptured. Yep, it's a slow news day, all right source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(28)

Buzz cut: NASA says Feb. 15 asteroid fly-by will whiz-by Earth closer than many satellites source: networkworld.com   |   share:

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New technology could stop global warming by turning CO2 into booze source: theregister.co.uk   |   share:

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6ft tall Power Ranger made out of 600 toys. Concerned I'm the only person on earth who would file this under the COOL tag source: shortlist.com   |   share:

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Was the Earth hit by a gamma-ray burst 1235 years ago? Bonus: Unlike most rhetorical titles, the answer may be "yes" source: slate.com   |   share:

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Everyone grab their knickers: 2.9 magnitude earthquake strikes the East Midlands of England, giving residents an early morning shock. Everybody PANIC source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:

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		A scientific look at inter-species banging on Earth and on Star Trek source: io9.com   |   share:	(64)
		Coolest picture of stars emerging from a giant space cloud, you'll see today source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(21)

Bulgarian archaeologists unearth ancient Greek temple dedicated to some dick source: sofiaglobe.com   |   share:

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'1600 Penn' can't escape 'West Wing'. There's that, and the fact the President defended Earf back in 1996 from an alien invasion source: starpulse.com   |   share:

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		Techies at Google say that their mapping software has a "glitch" and that Google Earth did not really capture evidence of secret Chinese anti-grav technology. Sure, that's what they WANT you to believe source: io9.com   |   share:	(32)
		Archaeologists unearth 3,000-year-old Egyptian tombs; the search for Stargate is still ongoing source: cbsnews.com   |   share:	(35)

Government launches "Rare Earths" department. Great, now we're blowing our money on 60's tribute bands source: idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:

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		My fellow Earthicans, today is President Nixon's 100th birthday source: cnn.com   |   share:	(48)
		Oh, and btw, the Earth might get struck by Asteroid Apophis today. Just saying source: bubblews.com   |   share:	(198)
		Weather experts admit Earth's temperature is rising slower than first thought, may have stalled source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(41)

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Deepwater Horizon ... shadow and bacteria source: fastcoexist.com   |   share:

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If you've been lying awake at night wondering if Earth is passing through walls of dark matter or dark energy into different domains of space, don't worry - scientists are every bit as wacko as you are source: newscenter.lbl.gov   |   share:

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		What the Earth will look like billions of years in the future (slide show) source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(97)
		Archaeologists unearth evidence of the first carpenters, say they've only just begun to dig source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(29)
		Houston continues to crash to Earth, the magic of RGIII knows no bounds, and the Ponies dominate in YOUR Week 18 Power Rankings source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(260)

Awesome picture taken from the ISS, showing the Earth, the Soyuz spacecraft, and the Moon source: universetoday.com   |   share:

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Proof that oil doesn't come from dinosaurs, but that instead there is a nebula and one of the moons of Saturn buried under the Earth source: wnd.com   |   share:

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		Elementary school opens time capsule buried in 1987, unearths highly collectible Guess jeans, Go-Bots, and Garfield cartoons source: omaha.com   |   share:	(158)
		Chilean astronomer captures video of Jupiter passing behind, and then rising above, the Moon source: slate.com   |   share:	(39)
		After yearlong investigation, Death Valley officially designated hottest place on earth at 134 degrees source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(50)

		Scientists say the first "Alien Earth" will be found in 2013, but seeing as how these are the same baitches that promised me a fusion-powered flying car by the year 2000, I ain't buying source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(55)
		US official: North Korea likely deceived U.S. before launching rocket. Obvious tag goes tumbling through low earth orbit source: security.blogs.cnn.com   |   share:	(61)

		Remember all those "Earth-like" planets we keep discovering? Yea, about that source: io9.com   |   share:	(121)
		Eight years ago today, the Earth was slammed by a cosmic explosion that partially ionized the atmosphere... from 50,000 light years away source: slate.com   |   share:	(27)
		Scientists show microbes from Earth can survive conditions found on Mars. We came in peace...to give you the flu source: io9.com   |   share:	(38)

Nothing says peace on Earth and the spirit of Christmas more than a shirtless punch up at McDonald's. Or, sitting in one's underpants posting fistfight videos to Fark on Christmas (Not safe for work language) source: liveleak.com   |   share:

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Even though the Mayan Apocalypse has come and gone, the Yellowstone supervolcano is still gurgling away just beneath the earth's crust source: billingsgazette.com   |   share:

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Back in April, the Sutter's Mill meteorite entered atmosphere at 64,000 MPH or 7 times the speed of light source: slashgear.com   |   share:

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		Forget about asteroids hitting the Earth and causing an apocalypse, self-reliant preppers are getting ready for the Barackalypse source: motherjones.com   |   share:	(66)
		The real key to peace on Earth and goodwill to men? Don't erect a holiday display, with a 20-foot Ferris wheel and 30-foot Christmas tree with 12,700 lights source: wptv.com   |   share:	(29)
		Before you allow your son to bring in some eggs he found in the backyard so they can hatch in a container in his dresser drawer, make sure they're not the eggs of the second deadliest snake on earth source: couriermail.com.au   |   share:	(80)
		Yet again, an Earthling wins Miss Universe source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(96)

Then there was an earth shattering ka-boom, and mom had to go home source: liveleak.com   |   share:

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Marco Rubio tries to distance himself from his earlier creationist remarks on the age of the earth source: slate.com   |   share:

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Archaeologists at "Pompeii in Japan" site unearth remains of a 1400-year-old armored warrior and infant, both of whom were killed in volcanic eruption. "The man was likely a guard of an elite resistance" source: io9.com   |   share:

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		Just in time for the destruction of Earth, Noah's ark is complete, again source: examiner.com   |   share:	(60)
		The dumbest apocalypses that Hollywood has dreamed up. Yes, that's one's here. That one, too source: io9.com   |   share:	(63)

Even if over a dozen data centers had failed, NASA's Curiosity landing would still have been beamed back live without interruption. It's all about the cloud, baby source: computerworld.com.au   |   share:

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A separate 65-foot asteroid named 2012 XE54, discovered only a few days ago, made a close approach to Earth earlier this morning. NOT COOL source: wired.com   |   share:

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