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		Flying pet store of death returns to earth source: arstechnica.com   |   share:	(51)

Explosion on the moon visible from Earth. North Korea scrambling to take credit source: cnn.com   |   share:

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		Massive asteroid to pass close to earth on May 31st. By "close" they mean 3.6 million miles. To put that in FARKspeak, that's 63,333,000 times shorter than the distance the Millennium Falcon travels in 12 parsecs source: latimes.com   |   share:	(30)
		Earthquake hits Eastern Canada. Tremblement de terre frappe l'Est du Canada source: cnn.com   |   share:	(55)

The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live source: newser.com   |   share:

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Global Warming shifts Earth's poles, spawning twelve new movies source: news.slashdot.org   |   share:

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The Earth's core speeds up and slows down completely out of sync with the rest of earth...creating bad sci fi plots with nuclear bombs and laser trains source: sciencecodex.com   |   share:

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Gallery of amazing pictures taken by astronaut Chris Hadfield, who returns to Earth today. Bonus: not a slideshow source: slate.com   |   share:

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		Timelapse of the Earth over the last 30 Years source: youtube.com   |   share:	(90)

Hey, aliens, come and eat us. We are delicious, and juicy source: io9.com   |   share:

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The Periodic Table of Middle-Earth source: io9.com   |   share:

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Photoshop this edge of the earth source: i.imgur.com   |   share:

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NASA launches three smartphones named Alexander, Graham and Bell into orbit and they send back cool pictures of Earth. You still can't take a clear pic of your lunch or get reception in the office bathroom source: wtkr.com   |   share:

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		Lots on the Moon are now selling for $19.99 per acre. Difficulty: The nearest 7-Eleven is 240,000 miles down the street source: gma.yahoo.com   |   share:	(53)
		An interview with one of music's legendary figures, the always enjoyable Iggy Pop, whose career has spanned from earth to Deep Space Nine source: npr.org   |   share:	(24)

(Some Guy)		Russian scientists warn that earth is heading for a new ice age starting in 2014. So much for growing oranges in Saskatchewan source: thegwpf.org   |   share:	(230)
		Birthplace of the devil brought to flesh on Earth? It won't be New Zealand. The Second Coming isn't allowed there either. And no Anal source: cnn.com   |   share:	(82)

Early earth was full of old farts source: livescience.com   |   share:

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		Today marks Saturn reaching opposition, or when Earth is mostly perfectly in-line between Saturn and the Sun, and thus when Saturn is shines the brightest source: universetoday.com   |   share:	(62)
		Everybody knows the Earth's core is hot enough to freeze iron. But how hot is that? source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(65)

Earth Day needs a new non-elitist name, say environmentalists. Help them out in thread to the right source: treehugger.com   |   share:

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		"Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD" source: omg.yahoo.com   |   share:	(166)
		Scientists create the cutest little robot that will dominate the earth and haunt your dreams source: latimes.com   |   share:	(6)
		South Carolina church tells pupils the Earth is only thousands of years old, dinosaurs lived with man, and how to snap back at anyone who tells them different. Sorry, did I say church? Make that a fourth grade classroom source: snopes.com   |   share:	(464)

Imagine the world warmer, by around 2-3 degrees C. CO2 levels are rising above present levels. A vision of our future climate? Perhaps, but this is Earth in a period of our planet's history known as the Pliocene source: bbc.com   |   share:

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Scientist discover the deeper they go, the older the dirt gets source: sciencedaily.com   |   share:

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Hubble image of that Comet that shall wipe out life on Earth in December 2013 source: usatoday.com   |   share:

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If you're not following ISS Commander Chris Hadfield on Twitter, you're missing out on some of the best space photos from near-earth orbit you've ever seen. Bonus: He's Canadian source: twitter.com   |   share:

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Photoshop this mini-earthmover source: rentalmanagementmag.com   |   share:

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Earthquake rocks China's Sichuan 70 dead, over 2000 injured. Not a bomb, but it "felt like a big one" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:

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Scientist are 99% sure we are the aliens source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:

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		CNN Reports 600 new Earth-like planets found within our own Solar System source: slate.com   |   share:	(139)
		The "crime scene" on Google earth which went viral - was really just a five-year-old Dutch dog after a swim (possibly Not safe for work content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(43)

Earthbound is officially US-bound source: kotaku.com   |   share:

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Dozens feared dead in earthquake near Iran/Pakistan border source: cnn.com   |   share:

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Ants can sense earthquakes a day in advance, still can't detect a sudden increase in temperature from having a magnifying glass shining on their ant hill source: articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share:

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Meet the Tardigrades. You might know them as waterbears or moss piglets. I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm in the 5th grade all over again source: youtube.com   |   share:

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Centuries-old cipher detailing obscure religious debate is finally cracked, leading to earth-shattering global scandal, sh*tty suspense novels source: nationalparkstraveler.com   |   share:

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Humans will not "survive" without escaping Earth, says man who can't escape wheelchair. Whatever dude. NASA is still not going back to the moon source: washington.cbslocal.com   |   share:

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'Please help' and the 8 other things Earthlings want to say to extraterrestrials ... Turns out, we're a fairly self-obsessed bunch source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share:

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		The majesty of orbiting the Moon during the Apollo missions: seeing Earth float in Space, ruminating on our role in the Universe, having your turds float in Zero-G in the capsule and asking Mission Control what to do source: cosmiclog.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(91)
		6.3 magnitude earthquake in Iran. And nothing of value was lost source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share:	(145)

Millions of underground bugs with orange legs, red eyes, and clear wings with orange veins, that have been sucking fluids from tree roots, are about to burst from the earth in the biggest inundation of Magicicada septendecim since Brood X source: lohud.com   |   share:

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Have you ever seen a collection of amazing time lapse videos of the Earth, over a year, from space....on weed? Here's your chance source: nasa.gov   |   share:

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		Google's April Fools Day pranks are totally NOT FUNNY, according to people who are still pissed that Google Reader is going away. In other news the butthurt about Google reader can officially seen from space according to Google Earth source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(91)
		Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet source: metro.co.uk   |   share:	(64)
		What would happen if the sun vanished? source: io9.com   |   share:	(116)

		Coolest picture of the lightest human-made substance on Earth you'll see all day source: io9.com   |   share:	(63)
		Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(44)
		Mitch McConnell takes a lesson from the Russians in WW2. No, not to execute cowards retreating. He's scorching the Earth to make sure democracy doesn't grow source: politico.com   |   share:	(21)

Stone penis unearthed in Israel. Yes, it's cut source: io9.com   |   share:

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		World landmarks go dark for "Earth Hour," discover that "Grab Everything In Here That's Not Nailed Down Hour" was equally as successful source: phys.org   |   share:	(38)
		After another sinkhole opens up it becomes clear that the earth is trying to swallow Florida source: wtsp.com   |   share:	(57)
		NASA slams spending cuts that put Earth at risk of undetected killer asteroids. What could possibly go wrong? source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(68)

		Who killed off 76% of life on earth? We're not naming names, but this article has a photo of New Jersey source: web.mit.edu   |   share:	(50)
		NASA video captures comet, sun storm and Earth together, can't explain where the soundtrack by Strauss came from source: weather.yahoo.com   |   share:	(12)

		Texas congressman tweets: "The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out." Trollarity ensues source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(125)
(The Internet)		This is the reason the internet was put on this earth source: garyc.me   |   share:	(101)
		Is it just Subby or does a map of the universe's oldest light look sort of like a map of the Earth with Africa and Australia particularly dark and the Lost Continents of Lemuria and Mu spoiling the effect? source: sciencedaily.com   |   share:	(17)
		John Kerry says we should call Earth "Ocean" because there's more water than land. Also wonders why cargo goes on ships, but shipments go on trucks; or why we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway source: cnsnews.com   |   share:	(54)

NASA to New York: If you see an asteroid hurtling toward Times Square do the following: 1) stop what you are doing, 2) spread your legs, 3) bend over and place your head between your legs, 4) start kissing your butt good bye source: nydailynews.com   |   share:

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		The happiest places on Earth are now less happy if you're under 14 source: now.msn.com   |   share:	(92)
		Turning your lights off for "Earth Hour" will actually do more to harm the environment than help it source: slate.com   |   share:	(136)

The oldest species of saber-tooth cat in the Americas discovered in Florida, it's so old it predates the Earth itself source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:

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When one of the conditions of your bond is that you "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth," you've probably done something really bad source: opposingviews.com   |   share:

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		"Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns. Twenty four percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together. Eighteen percent believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Nearly 30% believe cloud computing involves actual clouds" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(521)
		Congrats to Chris Hadfield on being named ISS boss. Here he is doing a earth guy-spaceman real time duet with Ed Robertson and friends. Carl Sagan said don't send a scientist, send a poet. Fortunately, Chris is both. Rock on, spaceman source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share:	(8)

4.7 magnitude earthquake hits Los Angeles. Residents yawn, order another Starbucks source: latimes.com   |   share:

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Why your New Age hippie bullshiat is bullshiat source: io9.com   |   share:

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Say hello to my faint, cool, little friends: Astronomers discover third closest star system just six light years away source: slate.com   |   share:

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		In space, a satellite can hear the earth scream source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(7)
		NASA admits there's only about a 3 day window to find and track asteroids passing close to Earth, like Asteroid 2013 EN, whizzing past the Moon today. Where's Harry Stamper when we need him most? source: bubblews.com   |   share:	(76)
		Online museum project unearths 'filthy' Van Dyck masterpiece. With a name like Van Dyck, what did they think he liked to paint? Van Dyck source: rawstory.com   |   share:	(29)

		Asteroid 'size of Adele' is set to skim past Earth today source: rt.com   |   share:	(118)
		Earth is about to get biatchslapped by the Sun source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(66)

		Researchers say the earth is getting warmer faster than at any time in the last 11,000 years and that the world was actually rapidly cooling until SOMETHING made the temperatures start to climb in the early 20th century source: ajc.com   |   share:	(366)
		Inside Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant two years after the earthquake and tsunami source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(51)
		New 3-D pictures of Earth with her pants off. (mildly SFW) source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(17)
		If the Earth were hosting an alien species, ever wonder what it would really look like? Here comes the science source: popsci.com   |   share:	(24)

Mila Kunis narrowly regains the lead over Jennifer Lawrence in their ongoing "who's more awesome and down-to-earth" race source: gawker.com   |   share:

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		Experts say the meteor that crashed into Russia has been stalking us for ages, lurking in the Van Allen belt and singing "Every Breath You Take" to the Earth over the phone at 3 AM source: cosmiclog.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(47)
		Alien laser pointer leaves burn mark on Earth source: abc.net.au   |   share:	(87)

		It's not an earthquake, it's a tilt-shift video of San Francisco. Bonus: Fireworks source: vimeo.com   |   share:	(16)
		Man from the Mary Poppins school of skydiving decides he's going to coast gently to Earth with a patio umbrella. What could possibly go wrong? source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(28)

Ancient fossil reveals that Cthulhu really did live on Earth 500 million years ago. Here comes the science you hope is really, really wrong source: io9.com   |   share:

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		The good news is that we still don't know all of the species living on the planet. The bad news is that we still don't know which of the unknown ones are delicious source: google.com   |   share:	(16)
		Elizabeth Warren: "If these banks are 'too big to fail', why on earth are we giving them discounts and sweet deals on everything?" Ben Bernanke: "Uh...we're working on that" source: bostonherald.com   |   share:	(83)
		Scientists say that Mars may still be inhabitable today. Conclusion arrived at after seeing how many people are still living in New Jersey source: space.com   |   share:	(20)

The Overview Effect: Astronauts as far back as the Apollo missions describe the philosophical impact that seeing the Earth from outside has had on them. Awe inspiring comes to mind source: vimeo.com   |   share:

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According to Jose Canseco, dinosaurs were able to fly because the Earth used to be larger so gravity was weaker. Turns out steroids shrivel your brain, too source: gawker.com   |   share:

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Farkers required - museum seeks brainboxes to solve to solve a cryptic150-year-old message which could hold the key to an "Earthly Paradise" source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share:

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NASA is backing a last-minute meteor tracking system designed to tell which part of the Earth to kiss its ass goodbye source: foxnews.com   |   share:

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Watch Live as Asteroid 2012 DA14 Whizzes Past Earth source: universetoday.com   |   share:

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Bill Nye wants to scare you with Friday's asteroid flyby. How he is able to pilot an asteroid is anyone's guess source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share:

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		New species of owl found in Indonesia. Scientists say it exists nowhere else on Earth, goes great with orange sauce source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(60)
		Earth-buzzing asteroid worth big bucks: $195B if we could catch it source: networkworld.com   |   share:	(83)

		CNN host asks Bill Nye (Science Guy) if asteroid heading towards Earth was caused by global warming source: big1059.com   |   share:	(171)
		Get ready for another Super Volcano source: npr.org   |   share:	(116)
		World Net Daily attempts to understand science, starts warning about "the super space storm the liberals won't tell you about" source: wnd.com   |   share:	(55)

Remember how in the old days if you wanted to stop an asteroid from colliding with earth you had to assemble a crew of blue-collar misfits to plant a nuclear device in the asteroid's core? Now all you need to do is vandalize it with spray paint source: treehugger.com   |   share:

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		50 reasons that Texas might actually be the closest thing we have to a true Utopia on Earth source: buzzfeed.com   |   share:	(456)
		No need to panic for this asteroid, it's only going to miss the earth by a measly 15,000 miles on February 15 source: mirror.co.uk   |   share:	(135)
		Foxes use Earth's magnetic field, short skirts, to catch prey source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share:	(25)

		8.0 earthquake hits Solomon Islands. Tsunami Warnings are in effect source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share:	(257)
		Best Korea's propaganda site posts video showing - I am not making this up - a soldier launched into orbit on a space shuttle, orbiting Earth to the tune of "We Are The World", and watching a missile attack on New York. "Surely it will come true" source: news.com.au   |   share:	(156)

		Remember Galileo dropping two different-sized cannonballs off the leaning tower of Pisa to prove objects of different mass fall at the same rate? Yeah, about that source: io9.com   |   share:	(98)
		The 11 most incredible beauties in the history of the Earth (SFW) source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(100)

6.4 earthquake shakes Japan's Hokkaido island. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait... No tsunami, no reports of damage, and the nearby Higashidori nuclear plant is doing just fine. Nevermind source: uk.reuters.com   |   share:

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		First Pluto, now the Goldilocks Zone. When I was a kid, it started at 0.95AU and we were happy source: space.com   |   share:	(56)
		Video of man dressed in a zebra suit, pretending to have escaped from Japanese zoo after an earthquake, being "tranquillised" and recaptured. Yep, it's a slow news day, all right source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(28)

Buzz cut: NASA says Feb. 15 asteroid fly-by will whiz-by Earth closer than many satellites source: networkworld.com   |   share:

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New technology could stop global warming by turning CO2 into booze source: theregister.co.uk   |   share:

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6ft tall Power Ranger made out of 600 toys. Concerned I'm the only person on earth who would file this under the COOL tag source: shortlist.com   |   share:

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Was the Earth hit by a gamma-ray burst 1235 years ago? Bonus: Unlike most rhetorical titles, the answer may be "yes" source: slate.com   |   share:

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