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472 headlines found matching 'ETS'
Wed January 28, 2015
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about General Dynamics going broke, they're doing just fine making submarines and luxury jets
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Valentine's Day celebrants now predicted to spend a mega $703 million on gifts ... for their pets
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(14)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Size-22 lingerie model gets big contract. "I found out about plus-size modeling when I was 15"
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(230)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
One of the best speeches in movie history finally gets its own movie
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(114)
 
(Visual News)
 
 
 
Artist buys paintings from thrift stores, flea markets and garage sales, and then whimsically modifies them. Want
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers find planets that consider Abe Vigoda to be a zygote
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(9)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The haggis lollipop has arrived, bringing new reasons to pity Scottish diets
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven million marijuana tweets are sent every month. Oh, wow, man. It's like hash tag
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(27)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you are flying to Hawaii and run out of fuel and parachute into the ocean and get into a life raft and get picked up by a cruise ship. And it's not everyday that the Coast Guard gets the whole thing on video
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(74)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran offers Noel Gallager tickets to his performance at Wembley, where Sheeran will try to set the Guinness World Record for Most People Napping in the Same Venue
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(13)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How Agent Carter finally gets the female comic book hero right: a distinct lack of latex
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(141)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Land dog meets sea dog. Dawwwwww
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(42)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that cops used pictures of black people for target practice, dozens of Lutheran clergy send photos in ministry garb to police, ask to be their targets instead. They sent one picture of each side so they could turn the other cheek
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(136)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
2015 Major League baseball gets a new signature look
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(38)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School sends note to parents attempting to shame them with request for signature. The parent's response is golden, and then it gets better
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(181)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British supermarkets have their own private-label, store brand single malt whiskys which are exactly the same as expensive brands but a fraction of the price. That's it - submitter is moving to Britain and running for governor there
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(25)
 
(ConservativeRead)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested for . . . Wait, what the fark?
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(159)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
And the latest big-screen reboot of a classic franchise? The Jetsons
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(74)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
'I'm very fussy about what I eat and when I saw what was in the McNugget I went white,' says woman who eats McNuggets at McDonald's
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google's Eric Schmidt: the 'internet will disappear' as everything in our life gets connected
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has a segment called "Selfies of the Week." At least they don't just read Tweets on the air
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Neodymium magnets are the strongest available in the world, and you can crush just about anything between them. "Starting with an apple it quickly becomes clear that these are not the sorts of metals you want just lying around the house" (w/ vid)
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(65)
 
(KPIC Roseburg)
 
 
 
Man who bought lottery tickets so he can break up a $100 bill ends up winning $10 million
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Victim of the Aurora Theater Shooting is selling the pellets in her body. Hey, it's worth a shot
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(5)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stanford grad gets $2.1 million to design an elite Tinder-app that will help you connect with more educated, classier people looking to fark someone who isn't too far
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(110)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Violent outburst at Panda Garden gets hammer-wielding man arrested, says he doesn't want to be confused with those other customers who eat shoots and leaves
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Tom the hipster. He can't afford to go out on dates, so he wants you to pay for them. For a contribution of £10 you get a 'signed limited edition print' of his face. And it only gets better from there
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(165)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
94-year-old man who slipped and fell at an intersection gets back into his car and intentionally runs over the Good Samaritan who helped him to his feet
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(140)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
League of Legends' new game mode lets you be even more of a dick to everyone else
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(40)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New lab lets students work on real-world projects at Boeing, so the next time you're about to lawn dart into the tarmac on a flaming jet you can at least be glad someone got extra credit in class
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Sun sets on topless page 3 models
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(83)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man who lost $700 million with Bernie Madoff to run MLB's finance committee. LOLMETS
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man poses as toilet on Tinder, gets 200 matches
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(19)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia driver gets ticketed for eating a cheeseburger behind the wheel, but it could be worse - imagine if cars were outfitted with numerous receptacles for beverages. That would truly be a grievous hazard
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(184)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Argentinian special prosecutor falls down an elevator shaft onto bullets
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC apartment owners now rent their toilets to pedestrians flush with cash and desperate to flush
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(42)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Disney CEO gets 35% pay raise to $46.5 million, can now finally afford to take his family for a week's vacation at Disney World
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(27)
 
(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
Betty White gets flashed
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(16)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
"In journalism, the list mated with what we used to call a 'news article' and has taken over all media outlets. The diminished nature of people's attention spans, coupled with the rise of SEO, has led to the birth of what we now call the 'listicle'"
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(81)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Sad: Veteran with a good job gets fired due to dropping commodity prices. Amazing: He bought the company a few months later
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(12)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The stars are the heaviest things, made out of the lightest elements, while the light, rocky planets are made out of the heaviest elements. What gives?
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(54)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you had to enter your marriage with a prenuptial agreement that would fine either party $250,000 or $500,000 for telling marriage secrets to the press, you should have known said marriage was doomed from the start, Nick Cannon
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pigeons cleared of espionage charges, have no egrets
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(15)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's your basic boy meets girl story, except for the part about the boy being the girl's father
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Koch brothers tell the Congress they bought and paid for to be good little puppets and do as they're told
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(105)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama mother who used her children as part of an incestuous sex ring gets 219 years in prison. The jury felt that 220 years would have been too much
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(148)
 
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Rockets GM admits gynecologist joke was in bad taste, just like his wife *rimshot*
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The unlicensed app, available on iTunes and FrozenGames.org, promises to pick up where the Disney flick left off. "Anna got married and she was pregnant in the spring." Then it gets weird
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(42)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Had a long relationship with a prostitute? They could be entitled to 1/4 of your assets when you die
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(44)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Astronomers: There are at least two more large planets beyond Pluto
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(172)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Out of all places that can get a cleanliness award, a Chicago strip club gets a neighborhood award for being so fresh, so clean
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(32)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager sends a "letter to heaven" with a balloon to her father who passed away from a brain aneurysm in 2010 - finally gets a response
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(100)
 
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
True, the Pac-12 might not be good at winning national championships, but they're damn good at being the champions of funky helmets
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible private jets owned by private citizens. Bonus: Boeing convinced a customer that his plane has "the same" missile avoidance system as Air Force One
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Wed January 14, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Little boy gets a clone arm, told by his parents he's not allowed to hit anything
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former University of South Dakota football player gets 5 years in IRS fraud scheme. Is now called the biggest football-associated scam of the IRS since the NFL declared itself a nonprofit 501(c)(6) association
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Jets have hired Arizona Cardinals defensive coordinator Todd Bowles as the next head coach that they will fire in about four years
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace gets smoked trying to force her reefer madness on rapper '2 Chainz'
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(135)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Interested in the physiological effects of consuming 50 Chicken McNuggets© in one sitting? Here's a subjective account of the ordeal
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(108)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You can now send a glitter bomb to your enemies through the mail, thanks to a new Aussie website. Because as everyone who's ever come into contact with glitter (aka 'the herpes of the craft world') knows, the stuff gets everywhere"
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Hampshire school bus driver lets her 5-year-old son sit in the driver's seat with the bus running. You can see where this is going. The bus driver couldn't
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Fox News producer explains where the network gets its facts. "We need an extra-powerful flashlight and several cocktails to loosen up Steve Doocy"
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(58)
 
(More Than the Curve)
 
 
 
Voters: I'm angry about something new. Council: That's nice, but you're at the wrong meeting. Since you're here, lets discuss how government actually works
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(94)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists: Your computer knows you better than your family, friends or spouse will ever know you. It has all your secrets
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(74)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"SpaceX wants rockets to be more like cheap beer and less like cocaine" (Some Not safe for work content in article's comment section)
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Slide show lets you see Bruce Jenner's transformation from a high school jock, to an Olympic athlete, to a motivational speaker, to an elderly lesbian, and finally, to Ozzy Osbourne
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(101)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD officers told they can't take vacation time or sick days until they stop their work slowdown and issue more tickets
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(148)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Copper and magnetic healing bracelets have gone from products marketed on cheesy late-night television commercials to a mainstream $1 billion-a-year industry in the U.S. Here comes the pseudoscience
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(118)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
McDonald's installs 600 wireless charging stations, will keep wall outlets open for customer defibrillators
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(27)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarkets forced to slap security tags on $2 cans of energy drinks as they become the most-often shoplifted item ahead of meat, razors, pregnancy testing kits, condoms, sandwiches and ramen soup, all of which are already tagged
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: War on terror gets major new ally in Anonymous. Fark: Which threatens to shutter jihadists' social media accounts
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda defector: Sleeper cells are all throughout the West, extremely organized, act as normal members of society. "What they are really doing is waiting for the right moment, then these sleeping cells eventually wake up and attack their targets"
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(315)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
He battled the Soviets on ice, played in 890 NHL games with 5 different teams and was a hell of a hockey dad. Good game, Mr, Parise
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(6)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Principal says out loud what every educator thinks in their head, gets out-of-school suspension
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(128)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NASA releases an awesome set of travel posters for newly-discovered exoplanets. Jokes about Uranus may be made to the right, as is the custom here
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(18)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Endangered African rhinos will be watched over by fleets of UAVs that will shoot Hellfires at poachers. We hope
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Six-year-old Toronto Blue Jays fan who posted video of her teary reaction to trade that shipped Brett Lawrie to Oakland gets care package from the Athletics, suddenly is glad she doesn't root for the Maple Leafs
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC parking tickets drop 92% as a result of police work slowdown. So, leave your car anywhere. It's a virtual free-for-all
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marv Albert meets the New Kids on the Block. Yes, and it counts
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(4)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Not everyone gets to see their name on a check for $975 million. Even fewer people reject it
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(149)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congress gets on knees, makes "blowing" motion
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(53)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Federal weather employee charged with selling Obama weather machine secrets to Chinese
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(20)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
County Council member Kirby Delauter forbids news outlets to print the name Kirby Delauter without the permission of Kirby Delauter
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(279)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virginia ex-Governor McDonnell gets sentenced today. I have nothing funny to say because I really can't top Governor McDonnell
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(64)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Here's the scientific reason salt melts ice in the winter, for those of you liberal arts grads who still don't quite understand why electricity doesn't leak out of wall sockets when there's nothing plugged in
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(22)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
New Mexico man told $500,000 winning lottery ticket is a misprint, so he gets nothing. Better call Saul
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(112)
 
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
11 year-old kitchen whiz gets a high 5 from Gordon Ramsay after slicing two of her fingers on the new Fox reality show 'Kids with Knives'
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(107)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Natalie Dormer is the perfect person to play Captain Marvel, I'm just saying not casting her would be akin to walking into a knife store with underwear made out of magnets while juggling cans of gasoline and smoking a cigarette. Savvy?
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(128)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here's a belt for when your fatty fatness gets fatter, fatty
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(54)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Google's self-driving car is ready for the streets, as long as you avoid rain, snow, sun, parking garages, empty parking lots, etc
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two more jets go missing, man eating tiger gets prison time, and a rare forest of coral discovered. A FOREST, CORAL. Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/28 - 1/3
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(8)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you were homeless and then move into a home and then that home burns down so you're homeless again, maybe God just wants you to live on the streets
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(54)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
470: the number of calories in 50 Chicken McNuggets, or the weight of the person who would eat 50 chicken McNuggets?
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(160)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Stinking drunk Brooklyn man tries clean escape on street sweeper machine but gets mopped up by police instead
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's the day for giant killers and cupsets and minnows shocking whales. It's the third round of the greatest cup competition in football, the FA Cup
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(178)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At 60, Annie Lennox says she done with trying to be young... gets over it
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(59)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If other planets were at the same distance as our moon
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(46)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Earlier, the monitoring was done only about the construction of toilets, but now the actual use of toilets will be ascertained on a sustained basis"
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(26)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Looks like the courthouse needs more closets for people to hide in
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(53)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The "selfie stick" isn't a gag gift from your Mom and Dad and should get more respect, says writer who suffered through day at Disneyland among guests who blocked every view with their bulky tablets held high
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(70)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man eating tiger gets 13 years in prison
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Farker gets a threesome vid produced by a mod. Yeah it's kinda like what you think
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(18)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hospitals have strict rules about who gets your medical records, but your wallet, purse, and iPad can be claimed by random other patients as they check out
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(26)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
John Harbaugh has figured out what we all should know: Andy Reid gets extra motivation from free food
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just because you can't have a division winner in the bottom half of the rankings, lets move the Panthers up 4 spots for beating a 6-10 team. It's your week 18 NFL Power Rankings
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(167)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man on an 80 mile snowmobile ride to Christmas dinner falls through the ice and then gets stalked by a wolverine during his 30 mile walk in frozen clothes and sub-zero temperatures. So, how was your holiday traffic this year?
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(34)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two more jets go missing
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(9)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jockey breaks into a woman's apartment, masturbates, breaks into a another apartment, gets shot, and police still have a hard time subduing him. "I would have bet you 100 to 10 that the kid never smoked a joint"
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(47)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil prices, the Middle East's bread and butter, plummets harder than an Iranian drone. Saudi Arabia: "No1currs"
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chipotle apologizes after worker greets NYPD with "hands up, don't shoot" gesture, hopes that the NYPD won't choke any of their employees to death
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(437)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jets fire Ryan and Idzik. So it begins. This is YOUR official Black Monday discussion thread
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys $650 worth of tickets to The Interview with hopes to scalp them, demands refund after discovering the movie is streaming online at half the price. Theater manager still heard laughing in the back room
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(70)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is that a basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets, or are you just happy to see me?
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(17)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Michigan gets Michigan Man
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(123)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dec 26, 1776, his Lordship Lieutenant General Charles Cornwallis visits Trenton, New Jersey and gets his butt kicked. Trenton, New Jersey still very much the same today
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(31)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A Ho, hippo / it's not a dinosaur / jumps off a truck and then gets stuck / A Ho, hippo
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(13)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The Oregonian gets up to speed with one of the original Faces of Meth and, well, yeah
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(52)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attractive 39-year-old former criminal barrister turned diet expert: "It's YOUR fault you're fat. When you buy sweets because you're starving remember this: someone slimmer than you was feeling the same, but THEY ate an apple, then went for a run"
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(151)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Samsung and LG rivalry gets serious ahead of CES. He sends one of your demo units to the repair shop, you send the cops to raid his corporate headquarters, that's the Changwon way. Maytag man last seen smiling, feeling untouchable
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(48)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Bear that had been foiling Game Department officials for three days captured in suburban Phoenix backyard. Thank good-a-ness for bait pic-a-nic baskets
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(11)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail would like to remind you that of all the dumb shiat you do this Christmas, don't drunkenly burn down the house heating up your Hot Pockets
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger flips out, gets thrown off the plane because: A) Wi-Fi doesn't work. B) cabin is too warm. C) workers wished him Merry Christmas
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(176)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan says he believes he will one day win the Super Bowl. Apparently he's not planning on coaching the Jets much longer
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(29)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You might be in Australia if you find yourself at a festival where 200 sheep wearing red-woolen socks are released into the streets
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(21)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you were on the streets of Chile, would you want to buy fresh donkey milk?
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(23)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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(50)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Man gets 60-hours in the hawk's rehabilitation nest for shooting protected hawks
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(28)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How much money are you spending on your pets this Christmas and what are they getting? Besides steak
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(12)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Dude gets pissed and punches out a Redbox
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(43)
 
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
But really, who hasn't wondered what $1.5 Billion in new Airbus A-350 jets flying in formation would look like?
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(49)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina gets aborted. I think this is how we got South Carolina
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Senator's son who was indicted over a case of hot dogs gets his buns saved
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The contract Darryl Strawberry signed with the Mets in 1985 is about to be auctioned. Fark: It still has $1.28 million left on it
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(14)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Soupy Sales asked kids to send him all those "green pieces of paper" from their parents' wallets? Well this is just like that, except with handguns
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(175)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Google gets slapped by Russia with a fine totaling $1.6... thousand
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(14)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Football player gets penalized for taunting. FARK: This player was taunting his own teammate
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(23)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISIS sets demands for them leaving Mosul. But they are totally not afraid of the Kurdish Peshmerga. They are just doing it to be nice
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(106)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The divorces of Harbaugh-49ers and Ryan-Jets are both only 8 days away
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(44)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio gets the welcome you would expect from the NYPD at hospital when going to see the two murdered cops: The COLD blue wall
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(428)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
JFK was so tough on the Soviets that he even went as far as to protect Santa Claus
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(13)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man forgets to blow out a candle in a room with a fish tank and you know what happens next
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(65)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Driver calls police, gets arrested on DUI charge after pants fall down
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(19)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Barely news: Some kid gets mugged in Chicago. Big time news: The mayor's kid gets mugged in Chicago
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(31)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
A man is feeling a little down, so a worried friend calls police. Multi-agency task force lies to get warrant, sends SWAT team in to hit him with stun grenades, tasers, rubber bullets, and then beat him senseless. Bonus: 3 years of malicious prosecution
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(350)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Who gets arrested for cattle rustling in 2014? How about the same genius who was arrested in 2009 for shoplifting at a place where he had just finished filling out an employment application
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(20)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Awwwww. Does anyone have a red light camera to record the tiny violins that are playing for all the towns in New Jersey that were feeding their budgets with them? *crickets*
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the busiest Christmas travel days of the year is just a perfect time for Jetstar's computer system to crash
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's largest canned tuna company gets even bigger as Chicken of the Sea buys Bumble Bee. Sorry, Charlie
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spangles the cross-eyed cat gets a holiday makeover just in time for Caturday
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(1070)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The news: Cleveland police officer fired after losing gun and badge in bar fight. The Fark: Police union gets him reinstated by citing way worse things others on the force have done
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(52)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police chief lets his officers give drunk drivers a ride home instead of arresting them. Some people have a problem with this
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wes Welker, sometimes he forgets stuff. "My wife will be like 'How can you not remember that? Is it the concussions?' ... I'm like 'No, babe, I just forgot'"
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brits celebrate bizarre annual Christingle tradition: "Every year from mid-November to as late as February, many British children stick sweets on cocktail sticks, stick them in an orange, put a candle on top and gather together. This is Christingle"
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(19)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
So Sega literally used to run around literally pulling the plug on its rivals' arcade cabinets
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(25)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google's most searched for beers, cocktails, recipes and diets reveal that Americans are pretty much as boring and self-loathing as ever
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(17)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Awesome-looking doctor gets charged with illegally filling out prescriptions. Really, he looks awesome
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(62)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russell Brand gets told with scathing open letter by bank employee
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(146)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who can't use his arms gets busted for having them anyway
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(37)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The 15 best Bill Walton quotes; just missed at #16: "Bill, what do you think about Houston [Rockets]?" "Too close to New Orleans"
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(21)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
It's 36 degrees out and a naked man claiming to be Jesus sets fire to a church: "Let's just put it this way, there's something wrong"
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselback uses Sydney hostage taking to justify torture. You know what's really torturous? Watching your husband play football. How the HELL do you miss that pass? HE WAS RIGHT THERE. God, it's like I'm watching the Jets
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(100)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan's boob shirt finally gets filled out properly, and that's OK
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Russian rouble skyrockets in value after Comrade Pootie jacks interest rates to 17%. Just kidding. The rouble has lost nearly 1/4 its value since yesterday. In other news, Russia may not make it to 2015
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(123)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
PetSmart taken private for the price tag of $8.7 billion. That's a plethora of platinum-plated porcelain pocket poodles
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that Nets fan who was dragged from a game after removing his prosthetic leg and beating another fan with it? Yeah, he just committed suicide by jumping out a two-story window. However, his leg end will live on
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best gadgets of 2014
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(70)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday "Crosby tested negative for mumps and is skating with the team." Sunday "Crosby tested positive and has a day left of being contagious." Reporters "what about the teammates he's exposed?" Pens *crickets*
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(36)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, steal my parking space, and you'll be covered with glue
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(58)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Tourists decide that instead of walking to campground toilets in heavy rain they'd drive their van... off a small cliff into a river
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for 1977 "Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Man Strikes Back" with all the late 1970s touches: groovy soundtrack, kung fu, CGI-free stunts, clunky car chases on sun-splashed streets of "New York City." At least Peter Parker's blazer isn't plaid
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(24)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Courts continue to wrestle with the question - Who gets the dog when you break up?
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(11)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Your young son wets himself. Do you: A) Threaten to put him in diapers; B) Sooth him and tell him it's okay; C) Dress him up in girls clothing, mock him, take pictures of him, and post those pictures to Facebook so everyone can laugh?
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(120)
 
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Pedophile hands himself in to police after being fooled by Internet pop-up warning him he was acting illegally and police were monitoring him. Spam gets the tag, for once in the history of the Intrawebs
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(20)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who pleads guilty to 10th DWI, who also has 10 previous convictions for driving on a suspended license gets prison time. Just kidding, he gets probation again
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(73)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The city of Ferguson is having some budget woes right now... so they plan to make up the revenue by having the cops write more tickets. What could possibly go wrong?
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(66)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby siamang debuts at Virginia Zoo, immediately gets picked on by older sister
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(9)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Citizen, good job of recording abuse by the Denver Police. Say, it would be a shame if the incident was erased off your tablet and we found a couple of traffic tickets that we're not going to let you bond out on
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(93)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't want their sons playing football. Fortunately, the players who were drafted by the Jets got their wish
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(53)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Fan who got naked and climbed fence during NASCAR race in Richmond gets a month in jail, a $100 fine, and can only watch races from the boring 1.5 mile cookie cutter tracks
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Best Buy finally gets some attention on Twitter and in the press. Just not the kind they'd hoped for
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(84)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are some photos of pets in Christmas costumes because it's never too early for this shiat
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A cunning plan not thought all the way through: Spain passes a law allowing Spanish news outlets to charge Google a service fee anytime their publications show up on Google News results. In response Google shuts down Google News in Spain
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(137)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Poultry farmer facing retaliation for exposing the secrets of "Big Poultry." It's almost as if that entire industry was afraid of their secrets being released...if only there were some sort of avian synonym we could use to describe them
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(81)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dog playing with matches sets home on fire. Your dog wants a six-burner Garland and a vented range hood for Christmas
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(23)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Bankers at all major banks in the U.S. to now be equipped with fanny-packs that contain emergency food rations, solar blanks, water purification tablets and flashlights with a built-in radio
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(156)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
How did Earth get its water? Difficulty: not from comets
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(68)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
29 pets that hate Christmas more than the Grinch (not a slideshow)
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(8)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel waitress gets her old beater replaced with a newer beater
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(127)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Avatar meets shopping mall in Singapore's new $1.5 billion futurist airport building
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(5)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tim Berners-Lee: We must take to the streets to protect the open web
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(15)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Quantum teleportation sets new lab record of 15 miles
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(131)
 
(Cornwall Free News)
 
 
 
After bankrupt owner stops paying players, fans of a Canadian lower-tier pro hockey team are now passing buckets around at home games to make sure the team is paid SOMETHING
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(68)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa gets right to the point while questioning Jonathan Gruber: "Are you stupid?"
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(136)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's releases video about how McNuggets are made, show them being freshly carved from the chicken's mcnugget area
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(71)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will John Cena win Superstar of the Year? Will John Cena win the Social Award? Will John Cena take home Feud of the Year? As long as Mizdow gets a duplicate award trophy, we'll be happy. Raw presents the Slammy Awards 8pm EST
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(1369)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Article on how our pets are turning into cyborgs. Your dog wants Sarah Connor
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Networks will face a grim reality in 2015: Advertisers are spending their money on digital markets, not terrestrial
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(59)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man leaves his dog with an ex when he gets deployed to Afghanistan, comes home to find the dog ran away. Only to spot his dog on the Humane Society's website and be reunited
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(28)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
For what it's worth, 22 people had to sign off on all the tweets that appeared on Mitt Romney's Twitter account during the 2012 campaign
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(52)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
One of the biggest sports upsets in memory. 293rd ranked NJ Institute of Technology defeats 17th ranked Michigan. NJIT's previous claim to fame- losing 51 games in a row
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(51)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
News: Man robs a shop owner. Fark: By hypnotizing the shop owner into a trance and then going through his pockets to look for money
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(18)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists, can we get a confirmation on whether this is a new species of cat that is roaming the streets of the Bulgarian city of Varna?
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(29)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's lyric sheets fail to sell at auction - probably because no one could make out the words
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(18)
 
(Emory University)
 
 
 
'Mother Lode' of mathematical identities discovered as mathematicians unlock numerical secrets behind the Rogers-Ramanujan identities. Duh
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(38)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
We may have a new record here. Man not only gets DUI, he gets three in one night. In three different vehicles
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin ratchets up the anti-West rhetoric and .. he went Godwin. I can't believe he went full Godwin
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Vatican's new finance minister says the Holy See's finances are in much better shape than he thought after he found hundreds of millions of Euros "tucked away" in accounts that oddly, seem to have been accidentally omitted from the balance sheets
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn State wants Jerry Sandusky to renew his season tickets
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin: "Our foes hope to dismember Russia." While he's saying this, the price of the ruble plummets in a karmic move one only finds in cartoons
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How the NSA's AURORAGOLD program gets inside every cellphone network in the world, and why it's way scarier than you think: "Once NSA introduces a weakness, a vulnerability, it's not only the NSA that can exploit it"
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New gadget lets you shoot fireballs from the palm of your hand like a badass superhero. DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT (pics)
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the 12 gadgets nearly every amateur cook has bought and then tucked away in the back of a drawer after using it once. Fark chefs, add your own
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(63)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Othello teacher admits ordering eight-year-old student to unclog toilet with his bare hands, gets reprimanded for using "very poor professional judgment." Iago unavailable for comment
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(58)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
60 years ago this week, Yankees and Orioles complete largest baseball trade ever - 17 players over three weeks, as New York gets some young kid named Don Larsen
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(9)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obamacare death panels cut $12 billion from hospital budgets, affecting the lives of 50,000 patients
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(73)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Always the popular fashion accessory, the Kalashnikov rifle gets a makeover. Hello Kitty version available soon
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(110)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you hate it when you're having fun at a Nets game and the guy behind you starts beating you with his prosthetic leg?
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French acting legend Gerard Depardieu gets Ozzy-level-drunk, embarrasses himself at World War I commemoration ceremony with shambolic speech
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Symantec discovers "groundbreaking and almost peerless" spyware with targets in nearly a dozen countries. And I'm sure voting over the Internet would be just fine (link fixed)
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board: Look, we're really sorry if our "Dreaming of a White Christmas" Facebook post featuring a man showing off how nice his white sheets came out of the laundry offended anyone. We're sorry you were offended by laundered linens
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(151)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The most efficient street cleaners in New York aren't Dept. of Sanitation workers, it's the billions of city ants that clear the streets of garbage, like slices of New York pizza, every night
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(40)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Stone Cold Steve Austin gives Vince McMahon an interview that gets a lot more real than anything they've done in the ring. Topics include why the WWE Network sucks and the firing of CM Punk
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(78)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Federal government giving local police departments grenade launchers and MRAPS: common sense solution to limited local budgets. Federal government funding body cameras: unconstitutional overreach by King Obama
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(149)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The JETS are back in the spoiler role and have a chance to put a major dent in the DOLPHINS fledgling playoff hopes for the second consecutive year, so WHO will PREVAIL in this division matchup? IT'S your MNF thread at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(789)
 
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Police use schoolchildren as stand ins for protesters during drill, accidentally let them know what rubber bullets really feel like
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(57)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
At memorial service, Ex-rep. James Traficant, who was only the second Representative expelled from Congress since the civil war, was remembered as a "man of the people." Bat-shiat insane people with crazed ferrets on their head, but people
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(40)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Is 59 not too old to be wearing a school uniform? it probably is but we don't want Angus to quit so lets keep it on the down low
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're buying your sheets wrong. And if you can't trust an "assistant professor at the Fashion Institute of Technology Home Product Development Program who also has a background in bedding," then I just don't know who you can
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(26)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Government flier uses manga to warn teens about dangers of underage campaigning. At first you get into retweeting your candidate's tweets, then it's retweeting his speeches, and then listening to his speeches, and soon you become total policy wonk
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(16)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Raiders, Jets in mix to trade for Jim Harbaugh, but only as a head coach, not as a quarterback superior to in-house options
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(26)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson. 40 tweets. All tagged "When I was your age." And it is awesome
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(146)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On Black Friday the Waltons, utterly aghast, spilled droplets of Goût de Diamants on their Silk Isfahan upon word of a peasant uprising. Describe the situation as a time of sorrow. "It was a pure silk Persian rug that can't be replaced"
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(76)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"When they come in the program... they become our property" said charity worker about A) Abandoned homes, B) Abandoned pets, or C) Homeless people made to work for no pay
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(245)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cricket ball to the face now leads by two wickets. That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if they go for the trifecta
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(8)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Policeman tweets picture of fellow officers riding playground horses. Oddly enough some people have a problem with this
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(55)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's pop-up evening public toilets are a great idea, as long as there's not a moped on top
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Silver bullets being issued to LAPD as they search for werewolf
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(43)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gave China 10,000 used toilets, they made a 15-ft high and 300-ft long Toilet Waterfall
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(31)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Atlanta gets tough on the homeless. REALLY tough
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary now gets paid more than Bill for speaking gigs, but he still gets way more groupies; meanwhile, Biden's concert rider demands a case of Jack, a clean skull bong and a mudshark
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(43)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I know. Let's start selling lottery tickets online"
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(56)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
R.E.M.'s new business strategy? Charge outrageous prices for boxed sets in order to cash in on pointless '90s nostalgia. And it's working
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(74)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
BBC must cut $630 million from their budget by 2017. Shame they can't make the Doctor Who sets even cheaper
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(33)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the theory that comets might have brought the building blocks of life from space to primordial earth? Well guess what the Philae lander just found on Comet 67P
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So apparently the whole westward expansion of the US was nothing more than a plot by railroad companies to sell more tickets
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(44)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Briefly overcome by Christmas spirit, Microsoft giving away 100 full-length albums for free and 50 additional multi-album box sets for just $2: "These aren't garbage throwaway albums nobody's heard of before - they're music that people actually want"
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(71)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets: did you absolutely stink out the joint in 2014? We'd love to bring you to our bullpen and help turn seven innings of shutout starting pitching into 6-5 losses
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(10)
 
(ThatComicGirl)
 
 
 
Looking for some reading material to get you through the holiday drive, trying in-laws? Bridget's got your best bets in this week's comic preview. (new release list in thread)
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(16)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A look at how all the planets earned their names. Apparently subby's been wrong about Uranus all this time
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(79)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Europeans stock up as Germany gets some good news. *clicks heels*
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(6)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Farking magnetic helmets, how do they work?
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(13)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Let the naysayers have their tweets, the "To Parents..." note from Lego is legit
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fairway plane gets home in one, an abscessive compulsive dentist, and Toyota unveils the Hindenberg: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/16 - 11/22
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(2)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man called 911 and made fake gunshot noises in order to escape traffic tickets
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(33)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arthur the stray dog gets a meatball from a member of a Swedish adventure racing team getting ready to start a 430-mile race through the Amazon rainforest, decides he wants to go along with his new friends and makes it extra dusty in here
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Johnson of the Columbus Blue Jackets learns the hard way that you never give anyone, including your mother, full power of attorney
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(40)
 
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Toenails, tell us your secrets
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(18)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fans of the Rangers, Jets, Ducks and 'Nucks - you're out of luck 'cuz they ain't playing today. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS. 13 games today including two Original 6 showdowns. First puck already dropped, but 12 more drops coming... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills direct fans to call domestic violence hotline after NFL moves their game against the Jets to Detroit. To be fair, Bills fans are like battered spouses, so it does make sense
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Amy Adams finally gets her biopic about the late, unlamented Janis Joplin off the ground
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(63)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one thought it was odd that Gantz would clock out from the warehouse everyday with a stack of surplus combat helmets on his head
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your breakfast gets interrupted by total bollocks
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of beard nets soar as marginally-employable hipsters increasingly enter the food service industry
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(57)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Oklahoma Daily)
 
 
 
Retired OU bio prof gets fame for feeding the squirrels who have learned to ignore thousands of students and to follow him for a nut or two. Hero trumps Sappy because he's been instrumental to repeated thwarting of OK creationists
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Our nation is a nation of immigrants. More than any other country, our strength comes from our own immigrant heritage and our capacity to welcome those from other lands." ~ Ronald Reagan. No really...and it gets even better
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(143)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Ram meets nemesis, Dodges counterattack
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(13)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Celebrities reading mean Tweets about themselves returns - to be fair, Ty Burrell does look like Jon Hamm if Jon Hamm were a crack addict
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(39)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photos of toilets around the world show that in some places, sanitation is pretty crappy
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(46)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
How to kill more often than you die in CoD: Advanced Warfare, from someone who gets paid to do that
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So far, the 2016 field of presidential candidates is the biggest group of losers since the Columbus Blue Jackets held their alumni night
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(302)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Gun control in Britain is so effective that criminals are now robbing supermarkets with pieces of paper on which they have drawn handguns
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The age of the big supermarket, like that of the battleship, may limp on, but the glory days are over. One in five supermarkets needs to close, Goldman Sachs said this week, especially the gigantic ones"
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(60)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
100-year-old Tennessee woman finally gets her feet wet
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(27)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Come on out to Ralph Wilson Stadium this week and help shovel 220,000 tons of snow and get free tickets to watch Orton/Manuel & the Bills take on Geno/Vick & the Jets. Also we'll pay you. How about a free frogurt?
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(81)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German city sets up pong video games at downtown intersections to give pedestrians a way to kill time before the walk signal by playing the video game with someone on the other side of the street
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Survey finds that even women who have an MBA from Harvard are "disappointed" by their careers. Medieval studies graduates who eke out an existence selling crap on Etsy and selling their plasma unavailable for comment
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(60)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists: Hey lets tag these fish so we can track them. What could possibly go wrong?
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Lake effect snowstorm blankets Lancaster, NY a town 6 miles north of Buffalo with snow. Holy hopping FARK: FIVE FEET of snow to be exact, and it is still snowing. What the Fark?: Meanwhile Buffalo airport has only gotten 3.9 INCHES
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(148)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Here's why England gets so many lightning storms: The sun's magnetic field is "pulling" lightning towards the UK, increasing strikes by up to 50 percent, scientists have discovered
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(20)
 
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods gets pissed off at a satirical article in Golf Digest. Geez, wait till he reads the Fark comments
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(34)
 
(Guns & Ammo)
 
 
 
Taurus comes out with a curved pistol. Bullets that shoot around corners sold separately
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(134)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
For the second time in three years, the walls at NY Mets' Citi Field have come tumbling down
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(16)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's amazing what you can find at flea markets, such as vintage photos of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake that have never been seen before
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(11)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong": Snapchat now lets you send money too
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin gets biatchslapped by the German Chancellor. Jokes on her though, Putin remembers the last time a German Chancellor tried to biatchslap a Russian
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(34)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Fairway plane gets a home in one
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(27)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Life on other planets may not need oxygen, sunlight, water or smartphones to survive
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(17)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Ft. Lauderdale -- the city that made headlines for citing a 90-year-old man for feeding the homeless -- has budgeted $25,000 to purchase bus tickets for homeless people who would like to leave town
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(110)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen on a soccer tournament trip gets shot in his hotel room. Fark: From a gun in the next room over
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(248)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, John Lennon's Whatever Gets You Thru the Night became the ex-Beatle's only solo #1. The tune featured Elton John on piano, and the two performed the song live at Madison Square Garden. Here's that performance
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(37)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Winter hits the Midwest, and its effects are most clear on the streets of Chiraq, where only three people were killed and fifteen wounded in citywide gun violence this weekend
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(122)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton to see New York Nets game when they next visit the US, say if they enjoy that, they may decide to see a real basketball game at some point
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(6)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kirk Herbstreit releases his top four college football teams, and with a big surprise, Florida State gets surpassed by Alabama Crimson Tide
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(46)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
LEGO releases Minecraft LEGO sets, otherwise known as LEGO
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(26)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mom gets 78-year sentence for waterboarding her own children. In other news, George W. Bush is spending his retirement painting
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(71)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech upsets Duke. Man, it's weird typing that during football season
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(16)
 
(Malta Independent)
 
 
 
Global price of oil plummets 31 percent in just five months in proof that oil prices can go in more than one direction
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(103)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Need any more proof that we are heading to a USSR style breakup? Black markets are forming...to provide basic needs
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(158)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
If someone robs the 7-Eleven but forgets to take the money with them is it really considered a robbery?
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(24)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Kitten found almost dead and tangled in electric wires on a porch in sub-zero temperatures is happy and purring again thanks to shelter workers who used heating pads, blankets and hair dryers to warm her up
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(28)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"At 27, I still live at home with my parents--AND I LOVE IT. My boyfriends, not so much because they have to be quiet during sex. And sometimes dad gets out his gun and cleans it"
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cruise ship that was built specifically to lure passengers that hate cruising has a wind tunnel for indoor skydiving, a bumper car arcade, and toilets that flush
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of all the times Rex Ryan doesn't put a foot in his mouth, he gets fined $100k from the NFL
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(17)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"We can land on comets. Why does everyday tech still suck?"
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(94)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman meets a man online that looks just like Montana's Attorney General who claims he just got all his tools stolen while working in Egypt. You see where this is going
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco has been hit in the head a few times and now is seeing comets
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(28)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey elementary school in a district with a $665 million budget finally gets around to installing doors on the stalls in the boy's bathroom
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(122)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Attention all students at the University of Alaska: Just because your state has legalized marijuana does not change the fact that your school gets funding from the federal government
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(35)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nine year-old daughter of responsible gun owners gets hold of one of her parents' firearms, winds up shooting her younger brother in the head. Have these people never heard of a gun safe or a lock?
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(248)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant sets NBA record for missed shots; thanks and blames every teammate ever for achievement
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(33)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
For the first time in years Sheriff Joe Arpaio didn't get to ride through the streets of Phoenix in his military tank on Veteran's Day because the Feds took it back. "That's all right. I'll get another one"
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(126)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guy plays Super Mario 64 without pushing the Jump button (w/ copies of his detailed handwritten notes and Excel spreadsheets making this possible)
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On Veteran's day lets not forget the women of WWII. The WAC's, the WAVES, the Lumberjills
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(27)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City's streets are less safe now thanks to Bill de Blasio's new 25 MPH speed limit
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(78)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa tweets photos of war criminals, Nazis, Timothy McVeigh while honoring vets
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(109)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean learns he cannot change his name until he takes care of all those pesky traffic tickets
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(24)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Kid learns that when you try to make a wine spritzer in SodaStream, your kitchen gets renovated
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(20)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
NASA gets creative with their ISS footage
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(10)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Three-way truck crash leaves thousands of eggs, pallets of cheese and boxes of meat worth millions of dollars scattered, smothered and covered
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China suspected of hacking the USPS computer network, stealing their secrets of wastefulness and irrelevancy
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who gets screwed the most by this two party system? The poor. But go ahead, keep on voting for D or R and expect real change
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber joins Steelers at Bible study. And now you know why they lost to the Jets
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(52)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Manhattan gets set to open its new $1.4b subway hub, already reeking of vomit and entitlement
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(24)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony loses to the Nets, but easily wins the "most ridiculous hat worn by an NBA player in 2014" award
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(9)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Hellish, post-apocalyptic landscape meets high-tech artificial intelligence. Better check it out before Fox picks it up and cancels it mid-season
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(34)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Your computer is probably still transmitting secrets to hackers even after you unplugged it from the network
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(34)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado State student steals ambulance, goes on joy ride, crashes ambulance, gets tasered by police, masturbates in the police station. Police blame it on bad molly, but the kid was obviously just gluten intolerant
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(62)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The god of the lobsters gets sold to the highest bidder at auction for £60,000. Cthulhu inconsolable for friend
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(57)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before you marry somebody, you need to sit down and come to an agreement over how often the bedsheets will get changed and if you're allowed to go to bed without first showering
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(94)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg to star in "Six Billion Dollar Man." They couldn't use the original title because these days six million only buys a backup infielder for the Mets
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(123)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Denver Nuggets twitter account trolls the hell out of LeBron
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(50)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they may have found a drug that would target MRSA, which will be awesome until MRSA gets a few more DNA points
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a cat, you have one job in the house, kill stuff, especially spiders. Now lets see Kitteh vs Spideew
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 70 years, a rare John Steinbeck novel related to World War II finally gets published
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(47)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Target targets more stores for closure
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(46)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cinemark's third quarter earnings prove that the average family of four has a hard time justifying spending $150 on four tickets, a bucket of popcorn, four pops, and two boxes of candy
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(150)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The toys you give your children this Christmas will have more computer power than the rockets used in the first mission to the moon
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(101)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The least offensive thing about these tweets is the mental image of Artie Lange masturbating
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(108)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
New website, ShiatExpress.com, lets you anonymously mail shiat to someone's doorstep. WTFark suggests Michele Bachmann's office; Fark suggests WTFark's office
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(21)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale cops clean streets from dangerous criminal elements...like 90-year-old volunteer workers giving out food to homeless people
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AP and other press outlets decide that not reporting suspected Ebola cases is the best way to keep the public infor .. uh ... calm. You can't handle the truth
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(68)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien reviews "Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare," gets across several key points, also the street
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(50)
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How do you burn 20,000 chicken nuggets? All at once of course
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
97-year-old gets US citizenship is 'honored' to vote for the first time. It's stories like this that make you proud to be part of the most democratic--wait, she voted for WHO? BURN HER
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(87)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Still wondering why your 2013 Hyundai never gets the estimated miles per gallon? Well, about that
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(114)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Usually a man is humbled after he gets arrested for a DWI. Usually
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most people get divorced and lose a lot of money. The Rock gets divorced and forges a successful business with his ex
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(53)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jets fans waste $10K promoting something that was going to happen anyway
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook sets up 'dark web' service, whatever the hell that means this week
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(25)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
From firing bullets underwater to blowing up concrete buildings with grenades, the Slow Motion Guys are like real-life action heroes only much, much geekier
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(12)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After twenty years on the run, a former New York drug kingpin gets arrested in Oregon after filling out paperwork for Social Security benefits
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(36)
 
(Pick You Up At Eight)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers hit the streets today to catcall and sexually harass approximately 50,000 marathoners, who really should be smiling, the stuck-up biatches
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(17)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan names Madison Bumgarner as Jets starting quarterback
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(16)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Poor TV weatherman has to do broadcasts 24/7, gets worked to the bone
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(8)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Orbital Sciences will resume their rocket launches once they find someone willing to make rockets for them
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A rundown of the most-cited scientific papers of all time. Interestingly, none of them explains magnets or rainbows or how they f*cking work
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(34)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
When tenure gets ridiculous
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert gets to the heart of the matter in Gamergate: Fighting for the right to enjoy nipple-plate armor
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(574)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you feel the need to purchase a device that lets you videochat remotely with your pet while being able to dispense him treats, maybe you should just give in and have a child already
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(34)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Panera Bread gets burned
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(35)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
FX traders fret over upcoming referendum forcing the SNB to hold 20% of its assets in gold, repatriate all holdings outside Switzerland. Stay tuned for the 'followup' when it, like Germany, mysteriously can't have its gold back from the Fed
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(26)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
We finally know why James Bond is such a good spy. The NSA lets the Brits tap into its data even when they don't have a warrant
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Tue October 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The dreaded boring DMV line always gets better when you have Robert Downey Jr. on it
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sports commentator Mike Francesa, normally so calm and reserved, unleashes brutal seven-minute rant about the Jets
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were losing sleep over whether Kris or Bruce gets to keep the multi-million dollar pile of bricks, we now have an answer
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(14)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
La-La goes out in search of a Po-Po platter, gets nabbed by Noo-Noo
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The PFM Ponies stay on top, the Jets are somehow ranked above the Raiders, and the Cowboys and [REDACTED]s are "null." This is your Week 9 ESPN Power Rankings thread
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(367)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lack of toilets and water leads to entire US town being auctioned off for $800,000
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(30)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
News: Nurse at an Australian hospital gets caught red handed stealing $20 from a new father's wallet. Fark: By a man in Greece
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(34)
 
(Gawker)