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500 headlines found matching 'ETS'
Sat December 10, 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to "inside sources" Trump's secretary of state du jour is now Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson. Enjoy it before it gets cold and needs throwing out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember that film Al Gore made in 2006 that said sea levels would rise 20 feet in the next decade and hurricane activity would double? Well, he used the proceeds to buy a beachfront mansion, but private jets are expensive, so he's made a sequel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sheep gets hung up in traffic (cone) on way to work in the fields
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Waiting until ten days before the Electoral College meets, Obama orders investigation into possible Russian hacking of the election
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DHS forgets to route hack of Georgia election database through Russian proxy server
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien visits a German dominatrix, gets nipples removed (Not safe for work)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Japan launches fishing expedition in space with junk collector that will cast out tethered fishing nets to haul in old satellites and pieces of rocket
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenage Margot Robbie lookalike gets proposals every day. She copies Margot's make-up and clothing so that everyone thinks she's Margot Robbie. It's very exciting to not have an identity of your own, apparently
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans: 'it was a tough election but its over. y'all need to calm down, be reasonable and lets get back to work and put this country on track. Alex Jones: 'Hillary raped, murdered, and chopped up TONS of kids go get her guys'
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will resort to piracy when work gets a little thin
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop DOESN'T shoot black guy, who actually HAS a gun, and gets fired
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ex-Jehovah's Witness banned from every Kingdom Hall in the UK after launching a campaign of harassment against other members that included following them in the street and posting leaflets through their doors. Can't think where he got the ideas from
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Behold the gadgets apocalypse, it's finally upon us
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Encouraged by Übertrump's tweets, Stormtrumpers begin sending Carrier union president death threats, asking about his children. Welcome to new reality
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Jets fans, it can always get worse
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Todd Bowles to media: This was Fitz's last game starting for the Jets, a decision I actually made a while ago. Fitzmagic: Wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quinceañera de Rubi gets 1.2 million RSVP's after local birthday invitation goes viral
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's last serving aircraft carrier has left for a Turkish scrapyard, still better than the Kuznetsov
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Ukraine offers Trump a jumbo Antonov aircraft as Air Force One. Poroshenko says he likes the idea, but warns toilets are a bit tight there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"And on down in Farkville, they farkied a lot, with gizmos and gadgets and bourbon and scotch. When along came Submitter, all sober and bitter. For he did write the most foulest of letters." THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The Trump phone call with Taiwan saga just gets juicier: Apparently Taiwan paid Bob Dole $140,000 to make the call happen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chris Sale gets traded to the Boston Red Sox, David Ortiz wants to be part of the fun
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(News24)
 
 
 
Residents of South African apartment complex are terrified that a HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF NO might pop out of their toilets
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal sets le trolling to le maximum
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How bad was that Jets game? "Vice president-elect Mike Pence attended the game and watched with Jets owner Woody Johnson. He probably had more fun at 'Hamilton.'"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Delivery driver forgets to scan your package and delivers it to wrong address. Fark: Hospital forgets to scan your baby and delivers it to the wrong booby
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman delivers own baby in front seat of family Ford Escape which played hell with its carpets, upholstery
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pathetic robber hits 5 NYC banks in 3 hours, gets nothing, police say
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jets to start Petty for the rest of the season, because even an 80-year-old former stock car driver is better than Ryan Fitzpatrick
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Automation and A.I. will render humans irrelevant in the workplace soon, according to CEOs whose only skill in life is to buy robots capable of kissing their ass and printing TPS cover sheets
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sting visits Japan to plug new album, does talk-show circuit, eats ramen, gets photobombed backstage by this year's Asian novelty-hit artist to satisfy their shared record label. Lite rock stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andrew Luck return from his concussion and make the Jets look more like gliders or will New York kick in the afterburners and whip the Colts into submission? It's your MNF thread live on ESPN starting at 8:30pm EST
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Honestly? I don't give a damn what whacky shiat Trump posts on Twitter, just so long as he lets me dismantle Medicare and Medicaid as God and Ayn Rand commanded, we're cool
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(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
A tree grows in Brooklyn, and then gets mapped and quantified and made part of the municipal budget
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
After parking several fighter jets on the flight deck that never gets full, Russia went to using missiles. Let's check how that is going
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(Land of 10)
 
 
 
"$135 for tickets to the Cotton Bowl? Count me in." "The Cotton Bowl is pleased to extend invitations to Western Michigan University, and the University of Wisconsin." "...who wants my Cotton Bowl tickets? 11 bucks or best offer"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So does that mean the singer gets a partridge in a pear tree once a day for all twelve days, or just on the first day?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cubelets - modular robotics pieces to build different robots, compatible with legos. This set is actually 9 cubes - basic 6-pack plus additional Distance, Drive, and Blocker cubes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Second Russian SU-33 jet based on lone aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov crashes, leaving between six and zero SU-33 planes on board, depending on who you ask
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fake news, real bullets: Suspect with rifle arrested at DC restaurant named in 'Pizzagate' story
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Poor Kellyanne is running out of things to say. Now, she just gets huffy at the very idea that anyone would dare question President Trump. Have you no respect for the office? Trump has no respect for the office. Wait, that came out wrong
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vets "worried" by dramatic rise in number of drunk pets. Your dog wants bourbon with his steak, and hold the steak
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fleets of alien ships are using solar energy to recharge their batteries for interstellar travel. The sun is there
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
SNL makes fun of Trump's Twitter habit. Real Trump immediately tweets some nonsense. Then, real Trump tweets that SNL is unwatchable. I'd probably say that too if SNL made me look like a half-wit moron
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Sat December 03, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey gets off to an early start this Saturday, puck drops for the first games @ 1PM ET. National games are 'Hawks/Flyers @ 1PM ET & Wings/Pens @7PM ET on NHL Network. HNiC features Leafs/Canucks @ 7PM ET & Ducks/Oilers @ 10PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Celebrity Name Game," hosted by Craig Ferguson, gets cancelled after three seasons. In other news, Craig Ferguson was hosting a game show
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Pac-12 Championship Game is so unpopular, passengers on random SEA-SJC flight are given freebie tickets in hopes of filling Santa Clara stadium. "Before you ask, sorry, I already gave mine away"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Waco pimp gets 12 life sentences. Says he should have just played chess
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology tweets out climate change denial article published by Breitbart
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Why are all Russia's rockets exploding at launch?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Someone finally decided to peek inside an SUV covered in parking tickets. That's when they saw the corpse
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New York Jets' Darrelle Revis says he doesn't want to play football anymore. Unclear whether he means as of right now, or retroactive to week one of this season
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry people of Russia and China, the Internets ... not yours
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe McKnight, former Jets running back, killed in New Orleans road rage shooting
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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(NFL)
 
 
 
With Luck, Colts hope to be at full strength versus the Jets
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Eighth-grader bags monster bull elk, sets Nebraska state record
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fitbit is buying Pebble. Google is buying Bam-bam. Trump is hiring Mr. Haney to run the Transportation Department. What other stupid thing is happening? Give me a moment. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin to be inflicted on our vets
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Wed November 30, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Space program in Russia and China concentrates on launching fleets of kamikaze satellites and orbital ion cannons
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Darts legend Eric Bristow pooh-poohs recent shocking revelations of male sexual abuse in British football world, claims victims were wimps and not "proper men" for not fighting back, then added some homophobic epithets. Sky Sports to Eric: No score
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's simple; you don't want to see Trump's 3am tweets, you don't follow him. Soon, it might not be that easy
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine tweets about the senseless gun violence that occurred during a knife attack
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bud Light goes 'Willy Wonka', find a Golden Can and win Superbowl tickets for 51 years. Bonus: you don't actually have to drink it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In one of the best NBA comebacks of the season, the Brooklyn Nets rally from 16 down in the 4th quarter to beat the LA Clippers in double OT
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Tue November 29, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump retweets 16 year-old boy, wonders if he's shirtless. (pauses while Trump fantasizes) Oh, the important part is CNN bad
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Are you worried about living in Donald Trump's America? Don't worry. Televangelist Jim Bakker knows exactly how to help you. (hint: It involves buckets of Mexican food)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"King Kong: Skull Island" director Jordan Vogt-Roberts live-tweets feud with 'alt right' passenger while shoulder-surfing his postings in First Class. This may or may not determine whether 'Skull Island' sucks
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Famed internet blogger Casey Neistat gets bought out by CNN for $25 million in an attempt to bring "authenticity" to CNN
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan gets fined $10,000 after Jim Harbaugh makes all the whiny excuses in the world and throws his food on the floor
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Election law expert: "You're more likely to get eaten by a shark that simultaneously gets hit by lightning than to find a noncitizen voting" . Well, that's a relieOM-NOM-NO-BZZZZZ
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
NYT publishes damning look at Trump's conflicts of interest. Trump: "Hey, everyone, look over here at my batshiat insane recount tweets until this blows over"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Philippines answer to James Bond was good with the ladies, did all of his own stunts, and was 2'9 tall. That's even more impressive when you consider the American answer to James Bond uses a computer all day and gets hacked by Russian children
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady cements 200 wins to tie Peyton Farking Manning. And he still gets to play the Rams before the season is over
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Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Cam Newton gets a roughing the passer call in his favor. Fark: The first one since 2014
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
iPhone 7 vs world's strongest acid. Place your bets
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
What secrets does Doctor Ford continue to hold? Will Maeve talk her way out of capture? Will Dolores escape the center of the maze? Will Bernard find peace? Is everyone a damn robot? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits come up with cunning plan to reduce the cost of the monarchy: Move the Queen from Buckingham Palace with its solid gold toilets to some shiathole in Yorkshire. Or just have James May shoot her
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Day late and a dollar short? No Man's Sky gets a massive update with a promise for much more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese artist turns old TV sets into cool percussion instruments. Like tubular, man
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Upon realizing some people were rather glad Fidel Castro snuffed it, 2016 gets back to work and takes old-school guitar legend Al Caiola
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dog gets lost on Britain's highest mountain after chasing some deer, then gets found by kind-hearted climbers - who send him on his way home in a taxi
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservative radio talk show host Laura Ingraham gets way ahead of herself, says she wants input on policymaking if she's named White House press secretary
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French astronaut arrives at ISS, is immediately asked to clean the clogged toilets
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Black Friday weekend comes roaring out of the gates with 3 shot and 2 dead before midnight. Place your bets on the over/under accordingly
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember: Advance tickets for Rogue One go on sale Monday
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Thu November 24, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Governor Bathroom's latest challenge to the Election results? Ineligible felons voted. Forgets that having the same name as a felon does not make you a felon too
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets mocked by a group of New York elitists. This is not a repeat from last week
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Politician who criticized squirrels gets hospitalized ... by a squirrel
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Wed November 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ralph Branca, beloved Brooklyn Dodgers pitcher who gave up 'The Shot Heard 'Round the World,' finally gets taken out of the game
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US markets currently rising on promise of tax cuts, stimulus spending, military budget increases, basically by hot air
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Google helping to ensure that when a place gets too crowded, nobody goes there anymore
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman carries crack pipe in vagina. Tells cops she had no pockets
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Tue November 22, 2016
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Death investigation involving 'town bully' of Galena sets resort town on edge. Holy paladin, Heroes for Hire bid for job removing him
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Mexican artists give their interpretation of all 32 NFL team helmets. The results run the gamut from 'Really cool,' to 'Maybe you should try a different combination of hallucinogens.'
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley libertarian billionaire Peter Thiel asks his peers for help getting the tech side of Trumpministration going, stumbles upon massive field of crickets
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jurgen Klinsmann gets a red card
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway angrily demands to know why CNN cares so much about Trump's Tweets. Guess we should just be happy he knows how to use a smartphone
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Sun November 20, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
McCrory protests election results in 85 counties, says county election boards can't be trusted to handle his protests, asks state board to do it. State board is appointed by Governor, meets today to consider stealing election
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Winter snowstorm causes 340 crashes in the Midwestern US as apparently everyone forgets how to drive in snow the eight months between storms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's shortest couple gets married, and inches their way into the Guinness Book of Worlds Records
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the most maligned wine that gets no respect. No, not Thunderbird; we're talking about Merlot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
On this day in 1955, the song that changed popular music history 'Rock Around the Clock' by Bill Haley & His Comets went to No.1 on the UK singles chart. Teenage music fans to experience many happy days ahead
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's not really news when a teenager gets killed for his tennis shoes, but it is when the teen is the grandson of a U.S. congressman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's forgotten about the Trump University settlement, Donald Trump deletes Hamilton tweets
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Sat November 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to know what a tough hockey player is? How about getting 30 stitches in a game then helping your team win the very same night like Columbus Blue Jackets winger Matt Calvert did?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are some big battles this week including Florida and LSU, Wazzou and Colorado, and Oklahoma and West Virginia. Will there be any big upsets this week? What games are you watching? It is your college football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Head coach of the 3-and-7 NY Jets worries players will mentally check out if QB Bryce Petty is named starter. That's the joke
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama approval rating skyrockets towards 60% as America realizes what it has done
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters meets the cast of 'STOMP'. Follow the bouncing ball
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since 2001, the Secret Service has lost 744 laptops, 258 desktop computers, 736 mobile phones, 22 tablets, 121 guns, and 32,000+ left socks
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets prospect Tim Tebow has little prayer of making big leagues anytime soon, thanks to woeful .194/.296/.242 Arizona Fall League performance
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump tweets: Just got a call (he didn't) from my friend (he's not) Bill Ford, Chairman of Ford, who advised me (he didn't) that he will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky - not Mexico (It was never moving)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour guide captures the "video of a lifetime" when a wild polar bear pets a chained-up sled dog in the Canadian wilds
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Thu November 17, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Henan sperm bank answers complaints from media outlets, denies they have lowered their high standards of Chinese nationality, good health, no bad habits, junior college degree, 1.65 meters height
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man nets €44k by recycling one bottle. Hell, the pile of empty bourbon bottles outside Drew's office door might be worth enough to pay off the national debt
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Suns' Devin Booker gets ejected from NBA game, stops to sign a few autographs on his way off the court
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Driver fleeing hit-and-run with a car gets into second hit-and-run with a train
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While the Cowboys will probably ask for "Sam Bradford to the Vikings"-type compensation from any team they trade Tony Romo to next season, they'll probably only get a "Brett Farve to the Jets" kind of deal for him
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog saves 5-year-old with Down syndrome who was trapped in a clothes dryer. Your dog wants Bounce dryer sheets
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Most disappointed person sending irate tweets over Justin Verlander not winning the AL Cy Young Award? Kate Upton, of course
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Florida man, Florida man, sells tainted South American cheese products and gets fifteen months in the federal pen, and I don't know where to go with this song after that ♪
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fans share more secrets they've found in the artwork to David Bowie's "Blackstar"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gets to decide if his transition team will have a code of ethics. That's the joke
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Iowa lawmaker's 'suck it up, buttercup' bill targets protests
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two tablets containing the oldest known copy of the 15 *crash* Single tablet containing the oldest known copy of the 10 commandments is up for auction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer who blamed a non-existent black man to cover up her drunk driving gets 10 days in jail. The non-existent black man was sentenced to 20 years
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
♫ OOOOOOklahoma where the bullets go flying by the planes ♪
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians stoke the coals of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov with SU-33 Flanker jets as massive offensive to heat Syria before the winter begins
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren gets real, criticizes Obamacare and argues that the Democratic Party's failure to connect with working and middle-class people had opened the door for Donald Trump to win the presidency
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Was Ivanka Trump's appearance on '60 Minutes' just a product placement to sell her $10,000 bracelets?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are six things you can do to this holiday season when you get stressed out as your sister-in-law starts gets into a political argument with your uncle during dinner. Seven if you include drinking more alcohol
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Magnets, how do they work?
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Trumpflation costs bond markets *Pinkie finger to lips* 1 Trillion Dollars
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Alec Baldwin: When the going gets Trump, the Trump impersonators are supposed to get going
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia finally gets their coal-powered aircraft carrier near Syria. Apparently they can't land planes on it, though
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Company of the Year forces its non-performing employees to eat live mealworms for not meeting sales targets
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi gets his sixth number one album in the US because literally no other album was sold this week
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Nursing home residents overdose on heroin, so the home gets fined instead of prosecuted
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Maeve sets her endgame, giving an ultimatum to Sylvester. Elsie has learned the secret of who's pulling the strings, but will she escape danger? Only 3 episodes before the season finale. It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the UK man who made the difficult decision to euthanize his 18-year-old dog and wanted to spend the final day walking with him on the beach? Well, hundreds of animals lovers with their pets came to help him take the final sad walk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump about to learn the nation's most classified secrets. Or so he thinks
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
New app lets people buy restaurant leftovers. Which is so much easier than the old option of dumpster diving behind Taco Bell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will there be any big upsets on Saturday? Can Alabama be stopped? Who will win the Golden Boot? All this and much more in your college football thread. The games begin at Noon ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baltimore school superintendent Tweets out message calling on educators to show their minority students that they will "love and protect them" in the wake of the election, and of course white people lose their collective minds
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's follow up on all those celebrities who had promised to leave the USA if Donald Trump gets elected. Where are they now?
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things Donald Trump has made cool again, from protesting in the streets to secession to making fun of Donald Trump
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
Ever notice that the yellow packets of Dunkin' Donuts sweetener look exactly like Splenda? Well, Splenda's parent company certainly has
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Robot sets a new world's record by solving a Rubik's Cube in LESS THAN A SECOND. Don't blink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gets Wrigley Field Marquee tattooed on his head. At least he waited until they won the series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon only gets its crap to your house so quickly because it forces its drivers to piss in Gatorade bottles and poop in bags to make schedule during their 12+-hour illegal shifts
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course, Disney engineer makes learning fun at Boys & Girls Club robotics camp. He gets to play with life-sized dolls while us regular engineers just blow things up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for 'Vallerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' is here, and Luc Besson is back to 'Fifth Element' levels of awesomeness
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
POTUS Drumpf is bad news for all cable news outlets not named Breitbart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
According to Giuliani, Trump can build a wall by executive order. What about paying for that wall? *crickets*
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ground-breaking theoretical work by physics researchers showing that under certain conditions gases can form into stable droplets - as liquids do - has now been confirmed experimentally by scientists in Germany"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Palcohol is exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol. Founded by Mark Phillips, it's set to become the first commercially viable product of its kind, and is expected to hit the markets in 2017"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young woman regrets getting tattoo of her personal motto (mildly not safe for work)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nate Jackson on Trent Williams being suspended for choosing marijuana over Percocets. "He's medicating and trying to recover from incredibly brutal hits that would cripple your neighbor and farking kill your dad. Maybe we should learn from him"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Billy Bush listens to Trump talk about women, loses job. Trump? Gets elected POTUS. Teflon Don indeed
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Don't worry, all that personal data about you that your shiny gadgets spew out every day will be anonymized
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
New Jersey couple stuffs highway toll baskets to prevent coins from dropping, goes back later to pick up the money, forgets that there are surveillance cameras rolling
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As it looked like Trump might win last night, Dow futures dropped 750 points before trading was suspended. The markets open soon. Place your bets on how far it will drop before the closing bell today on-is there a color darker than Black?-Wednesday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Brexits the world: Asian markets crater, U.S. markets fall, currencies dive, Peso falters, Fear Proxies such as the U.S. dollar, gold and bonds rosey-cheeked and sunny at prospect of battening on the USA's bleaching bones. Thanx, dumbasses
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Every year some hunter gets mistaken for a deer and accidentally shot. However, they're usually not halfway up a tree at the time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear America: you wouldn't like it here. We put socialisms in the water. No one is armed. Bison roam the streets. Sincerely, Canada"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cop painfully discovers that even a police dog trained to bite the first suspect it sees, sometimes gets confused
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who gets the center armrests on an airplane? Flight pros all agree on one thing -- oh wait, no they don't
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Young Justice finally gets a third season, and I am whelmed and feeling the mode
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're going to the airport to watch jets take off and land, bring along a radio so you can talk to the pilots
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In a final, desperate attempt to self-implode his campaign for the White House, Donald Trump lets Sarah Palin campaign for him in vital swing states
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Hertz 3Q earnings drop 21%, stock plummets, as more rental drivers say no to the vehicle insurance
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Be careful what you wish for: After lagging behind its Ivy League rivals for decades, Penn finally gets its shot at the White House ... with Donald Trump
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones' rigor mortis finally sets in, rest of Cowboys executives play along
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Sun November 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Science is here to explain why it is every time you hear Jefferson Starship sing "WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL" it gets stuck in your head for days and you keep muttering "MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Small animal with taste for communication cables gets into fiber-optic box, shuts down Tokyo commuter train line for 10 hours
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Sat November 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ah November. It brings us some quality football games for us. What big upsets are we bound to see? What games are you watching? Will it be the Tide or Tigers? How about the Huskers and Buckeyes? The games begin at Noon ET
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Two US military trainers killed in Jordan after allegedly failing to stop at gate to al-Jafr air base. Taking bets now on how this will play in US news, politics
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
This election is leaving even Townhall writers praying for it to end after having to debunk claims that John Podesta was engaging in Devil Worship. "The author deeply regrets ever diving into this topic"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Frequent flyers: when a flight is overbooked and nobody is willing to take a voluntary bump, how do they determine who gets the involuntary bump?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cleveland fan who got a championship tattoo and showed it off before Game 7 now has some regrets
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Faceless hackers in the rain, wearing hoodies and using tablets with only one hand, on orders of a golden left-winged Putin, are out to disrupt our Election Day. The pictures make this all perfectly clear, you hood-wearing left-wing commie bastards
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Yes, there's actually a Google Street View feature that lets you travel back in time, because nostalgia is a beautiful thing
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jumbo jets to stop scaring the %$^#% out of beachgoers at Maho beach in St. Maarten
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pill barista gets six months for raping a customer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your kid throws up and some of it gets on a £900 Louis Vuitton handbag which is now ingrained with the smell. The handbag's owner demands that you pay for it. What to do, oh what to do?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man who beat his wife's heroin dealer with a bat gets probation, approval from the community, minor league offer from the Reds
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In honor of the Cubs' victory, NASA tweets a special photo from space
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
David Duke finally gets his opportunity to participate in a debate for Louisiana's Senate seat, promptly proves how unqualified he is for it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg sets off brouhaha on Chinese social media for refusing to eat brains and share dickpics
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Smartphones and tablets in the bedroom disrupt the sleep of children, even if they are off. The news surprised most parents, smartphones have an off button?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Addison Russell's grand slam last night was the first in World Series history for the Cubs. But keep in mind that "Cubs' World Series History" is one of the shorter sports pamphlets out there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't know any mobster named Robert LiButti." The WrestleMania IV footage proves otherwise until it gets Benoited
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sorry left wing of Democratic Party but your party will be short lived once Hillary gets into office, you see her presidency will be one long miserable slog with you on the outside
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"Major Retailer Gets Rid of Plus-Sized Department." Oh, FFS--when are they going to--what? They're putting the plus sizes on the racks with all the other clothes? That's different
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White man assaults black youth with autism running in a school track meet, claiming to police the youth was going to attack his wife -- and gets no charges
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets' closer and anti-domestic violence campaigner Jeurys Familia raises awareness of domestic violence by committing domestic violence
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Clinton campaign tweets Election Day guide that says she's one of 'the most corrupt, least popular candidates of all time' - but she's still not as bad as Trump
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Caitlin gets the frosty reception when she approaches her mother with her metahuman problem. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, Robbie accidently kills Uncle Ben which results in Robbie becoming Ghost Rider (ABC 10ET)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is a megalomaniac and hideous monster who gets chased down by angry crowd with torches and pitchforks. Also, he was the Phantom of the Opera for Halloween
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Spokane Airport sets a new record for the most rain in a single month since records started in 1881. In other news Spokane has had an airport since 1881
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In their divorce, who gets custody of the electronic data, Huma or the Wein?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Russia has settled into the Crimea region it is bringing old Cold War military assets back online. This should end well
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
America's top two Catholic radio networks are merging in order to generate enough free cash flow from operating revenues to expand to new markets and continue ranting against abortion and the homosexual lifestyle, as Jesus wished
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economic markets are a lot like herding cattle
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Mon October 31, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
Apparently Hillary has two different sets of standards when it comes to commenting on criminal investigations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're reading this then you already know the NASA sets the bar incredibly [REDACTED] for pumpkin carving
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Vast Clinton-backed left wing conspiracy targets hero of the masses Scott Adams. No, really. Stop laughing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs losing their World Series games leads to a drop in the resale price of tickets. You don't say
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronk gets his 69
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Dolores and William head for Pariah while The Man in Black has a meeting with Doctor Ford to try and discover the secrets of the the maze. And just who is the young boy? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man gets more from Chinese restaurant than he could possibly eat in one sitting
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remote-controlled hoverboard skeleton ghost let loose on the streets of NYC, terrorizes the population
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the game in London comes the regular schedule. Who will win the Pirate Bowl in Tampa? How about the pillow fight between the Jets and the Browns? How about the battle between Aaron Rodgers and Matt Ryan? The games begin at 1 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orchestra plays Rossini's "Guillaume Tell" and it gets a little dusty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Arsenal at the Stadium of Light at 7:30 AM ET. It gets better at 10 with United and...Burnley? Okay...Spurs and Leicester? Cherries @ Boro? Maybe 'Pool at Palace at 12:30. Sunday has Saints & Blues. This is your weekend EPL Thread
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead's' Negan gets trolled by his 'Supernatural' son on Twitter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Science is now trying to divine the secrets of sourdough
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago couple going through divorce forced to go to court over the last thing they ever thought would matter: Cubs World Series tickets
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(NFL)
 
 
 
And the Cleveland Browns' starting quarterback for Week 8 is...*spins roulette wheel* Best McCown. Now place your bets on whether he'll play the entire game
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally a chart that lets you know how and when you'll likely die
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Fri October 28, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Report: Georgia voting machine suspected of 'flipping' presidential votes. Republicans: "SEE...VOTER FRAUD. ITS ALL RIGGED. Report: Flipping votes for Hillary to Trump. Republicans: *crickets*
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Come for the Romo-to-Jets rumor. Stay for the most poorly written article you have ever witnessed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
But at least you'll have a couple sheets of tin welded to an old truck to protect you from the homemade mortar shells built from old propane tanks
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
One of Iceland's most notorious criminals has four legs and a taste for dried fish fillets
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not News: Governor tweets lead poisoning prevention tips. Fark: Michigan governor Rick Snyder tweets lead poisoning prevention tips. Hilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American and Russian jets get dangerously close over Syria. Details are classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Let's just say the pilots were communicating. Keeping up foreign relations
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who opposed Trump, then supported him, then said he couldn't look his daughters in the eye if he "put his good name and reputation" behind Trump by endorsing him, now Tweets he's voting for Trump..but not endorsing him
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Motorcycle going 180 MPH gets passed. By a station wagon
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin says, straight-faced, Russia does not have a propaganda machine like the west does, though he "regrets" not having one
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the campaign trail with former KKK leader David Duke:"When I'm speaking in front of a large crowd I imagine them wearing bed sheets. That usually helps with my stage fright"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White boy from Michigan who claims to be the Islamic messiah, and the Jewish one, too, gets arrested in Tunisia on suspicion of terrorism. "Christians hates me because they know Jesus when they see him"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia's Admiral Kuznetsov, denied fuel in Spain, apparently given more coal and oars off North Africa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey loses another game of "How to marry a billionaire", but gets to keep a $10 million engagement ring as a lovely parting gift
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Google's AI learns to keep secrets. So, it begins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta releases new app to track your luggage, letting you see in real-time when it falls off the cart, gets run over by the catering truck, wins second place in the bag handler's free-throw competition, and finally arrives in Antarctica
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl who believes that love lasts forever gets her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Uganda's most unusual looking man finally gets diagnosis and a career in African pop music
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is what beauty queens looked like the year you were born, and as time goes on it gets better and better
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mullet meme teen to sue media outlets for mocking his hairstyle. Judge's decision pending the outcome of a possible Fark photoshop competition
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Amnesty International ranks all major chat/messaging apps on privacy protection. Facebook gets seal of approval for hardcore use of end-to-end encryption, while Snapchat messages have all the privacy of wet tissue paper
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Neutral news, Jets fans, Geno Smith has a torn ACL. It's a beige alert in Florham Park
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Things ain't exactly gonna be sunshine and roses after Hillary gets elected either, as Warren and her allies are going to push hard for a crackdown on tax-avoiding tech giants like Google and Apple-otherwise known as Hillary's major campaign donors
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who went to Cubs' last World Series in 1945 hoping for tickets in 2016
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian theme parks are no longer going to stand idly by while the flora and fauna of the country gets all of the press for trying to kill everyone
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With water pressure issues slowing down the toilets on Saturday, the Crimson Tide almost became the Yellow River
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover "binary binary" stellar system, which puts them on the hunt now for tribinary and quadribinary systems, and if Gillette gets involved, quintibinary stellar systems
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Behold the Ravens mighty total of six (6) yards rushing against the farking Jets
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Sun October 23, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Worst hotel in Australia up for sale. This "festering flophouse" comes with drug dealers, murders and shirtless guests yelling abuse at passers-by while throwing buckets of water at them: "You'd be better off sleeping on a tram"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
On the bright side, if he gets time off for good behavior, this man may be released from prison as early as the year 3293 AD
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's mass hysteria over a drug that's legal in 46 states is brought to you by U-47700 or 'Pink' as they call it out on the streets. "If you touch it, you could go into cardiac arrest"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
New research finds life on alien planets could survive without a sun
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(NFL)
 
 
 
New York Jets continue to spin the Quarterback Wheel of Misfortune
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Auto insurers now wrestling with the question - If a driverless car gets into an accident, whose fault is it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It is said that every time a Trump tweets, a Hillary gets about $1100
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago calls a city council meeting over the ethical implications of Cubs tickets, presumably as no one ever expected them to make it this far
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What if the puppets are the American voters?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo tries to apologize to the home plate umpire for assuming he earned a walk and gets a very polite response. A cool hidden mic "Sounds of the Game" gives a rare glimpse of an umpire and batter conversation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drump gets booed by a room full of priests
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Thu October 20, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
School bus driver gets lost on way to school, wanders around for hours, winds up in Yonkers. Mrs. Crabtree impressed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Girl decides to test her boyfriend's loyalty by sending a porn star to hit on him, gets what she deserves
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump answers sound like a student giving a report on a book he never read, which has prompted a Tweetstorm. "Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women. #TrumpBookReport"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
1986 Mets recall the time thirty years ago when they trashed the team plane after winning the National League pennant. Just living the rockstar life
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's "Nasty" gets 250% Spotify boost after Trump calls Clinton a "Nasty Woman"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man sets a record for the largest known in-app purchase as he hits the "buy now" button on his phone to pay $1,012,000 for a classic car
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Weed "has many meanings the like of which are unknown to wine" said ancient Islamic poets
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If we don't teach our computers how to destroy all humans, then they'll learn it on the streets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Los Angeles gets rain for the first time in 165 days. Hundreds of motorists frantically check their owner's manual to see how to turn on their windshield wipers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad News: Skynet is real and in use. Good News: It was poorly designed and relegated to retweeting douche canoe and orange orangutan tweets
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Wed October 19, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 18 best prop bets for tonight's debate. If Trump interrupts Hillary to strangle her with his yellow power tie during a Benghazi question, then walks out while yelling MAGA 9 times, you could make an easy 30 grand
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Hey Jets fans, remember your old friend Geno Smith? Well, the GenoCoaster is back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"t's not rigged, Donald Trump. You're losing fair & square. Put on your big-boy pants because this is what accountability looks like." Elizabeth Warren unleashes tweetstorm at Donald Trump. How, exactly, is Curt Schilling supposed to deal with this?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 4 Tues. shows Spurs@Leverkusen, Kobenhagn@Leicester, Sevilla@Zagreb, Juventus@Lyon, Monaco@CSKAMoscow. Wed. has Ludogorets@Arsenal, Basel@PSG, M'bach@Celtic, PSV@Munich, Citeh@Barsa. This is THE CHAMPIONS thread. Kickoff is 2:45 pm EDT
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Twitter gets its wings clipped by Chinese copycat Weibo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The currency markets haven't got a clue about politics"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee explains that Trump is only doing poorly because the media has pinned targets to his back. Maybe they're just surveyor's marks?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump urges his supporters to read the internet and avoid mainstream media outlets
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Tue October 18, 2016
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Waitress gets a note telling her she should be home taking care of her husband, just like the Bible says
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Belichick is done with tablets. They were never as reliable as camcorders anyway
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Good: Trump gets rare newspaper endorsement by St. Joseph News-Press. Trumpelicious: A paper that misspelled its own masthead for 77 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio lets Jesus take the wheel and promises to serve full term if elected
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Did you know the Middle East once had a space program? It was based in Lebanon, it involved rockets, and it just never got off the ground (good read)
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British supermarkets allowed to regulate their own food safety rules because they haven't sold consumers 15-year-old frozen horsemeat labelled as fresh beef in nearly four years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Place your bets - hydraulic press vs deck of cards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will be flying high between the Cardinals and Jets? Will Carson Palmer have a big night against the Jets secondary? Or will the Jets steal this one in the desert? It is your Monday Night football thread, with kickoff at 8:30 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any suggestions on how to ensure guests don't drink more than they brought at a potluck wedding? Would drink tickets look bad? SO's side has a drinking problem and is cheap
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple cancels self-driving car project "Titan", will reuse assets to create superhero team shooter
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, Seahawks win
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pop-up kitchen outlets
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(Time)
 
 
 
Green's slang dictionary is finally online for those of you who need to speak the same lingo as your home skillets
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For his next trick, Javier Baez lets an infield liner fall in order to turn a rare 4-6-5-6 double play. Awareness kids, is job #1
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Former White House advisor and Obama's chief strategist calls for Clinton to pull out of third debate before she gets busted by a bad pee test
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sometimes pilots get over Macho Grande ... and other commercial jets on the runway
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Sat October 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland, Hockey Night in Canada is back. Tonight, you get a prime time game, and you get a prime time game, everybody gets a prime time game. Puck drops at 7pm EST, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we see any big upsets this week? Will the Tide be rolling or will we see lots of Volunteers? How about the Buckeyes and the Badgers? Any other games worth watching? It is your Saturday college football thread, the games begin at Noon ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Speaker Ryan warns America that if Hillary gets a Democratic Congress, "America is DOOMED to the first two years of Obama." You remember those two years, right? Pure chaos and horror
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. gets more than just his name from his father. In an interview from 2013 he argued that if women can't handle harassment or rowdy behavior in the workplace, they "should go maybe teach kindergarten"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodgers. Nationals. Game 5. Loser goes home. Winner gets to knock the Cubs out of the postseason. Coverage at 8PM ET on FS1. It's your final NLDS Discussion Thread
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Jack White's Nashville record label will release album of the Anthony Bourdain sessions, aka the epic house-party rager White threw for Bourdain in Nashville featuring live sets from The Dead Weather, The Kills, and William Tyler
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas pastor gets the first ever tattoo during a sermon. Faith healer put on standby for possible Hepatitis C
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Clinton site lets you pick any year to compare what she and Trump were each doing. Example: 2008 - Clinton introduces legislation to reign in CEO pay; Trump fires Stephen Baldwin and Gene Simmons on Celebrity Apprentice
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Wed October 12, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode's 2017 tour and new album announcement aren't even twenty-four hours old and already priority tickets for their London show are on sale
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Tue October 11, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Baptist church in Texas gets mad at them eevil craft beer drinkers, buys ad in local paper proclaiming "Craft Beer Is The Devil's Craft." Taprooms now accepting it as dollar-off coupon
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, the hurricane knocked out the power and flooded the streets. May as well hop on the jet ski and cruise around the neighborhood
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Papi's final season ends, not with a bang but with a whimper, as Boston gets swept by Cleveland
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump not into pda's from dad. Especially hates it when dad forgets she's his daughter and starts getting "handsy"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett fact-checks, ego-checks, and body-checks Donald Trump's claim that Buffett also uses offsets to avoid Federal income tax
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
University researchers claim to have developed experiment to create early detection of neurological disorders using VR headsets. Researchers now asking for 15 copies of Eve: Valkyrie for totally related experiment, they swear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Defendant: "I move that this settlement be overturned because I never agreed to it." Plaintiff: "Actually, I move the whole case be thrown out because I never filed it." And then it gets weird
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Discovery of protein operator in cells means we might be able to slow down or even stop the aging process, say really ripped scientists between sets at the gym
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The MLB postseason of pitchers hitting continues, as the Dodgers' Rich Hill gets his first hit ... since 2009
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Philippines one hundred days after Rodrigo Duterte took office: He's compared himself to Hitler, cut ties with the US, police have killed 3,700 people without a trial, and the streets are awash in blood
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers have a field day against the Jets? Who will win the Battle of the Beltway with the Ravens vs. the Redskins? How about a Golden State battle between the Chargers and Raiders? It's your NFL Week 4 thread, kickoff is at 1 PM ET, CBS and FOX
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Thinking that Trump has nothing to lose, Clinton team gets ready for a hurricane of BS at the second debate
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Fri October 07, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Donut shop gets into political spirits by selling Trump, Clinton voodoo dolls. Please don't tell me how Trump holds on to his donuts
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these water droplets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This morning's "Flash Crash" of the British pound being blamed on Brexit, turmoil in Asian markets, and/or a bunch of computer programs screaming "Sell, Mortimer, SELL" all at once
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A full day of baseball gets underway this afternoon. Texas looks to even their series against Toronto at 1PM Eastern. Then, the Indians try take a two game lead over the Red Sox at 4:30. Both games on TBS. It's your ALDS Discussion Thread
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 most popular Halloween costumes for your pets, for you people that take the holiday much too seriously. Subby will now dress his dog as a barking spider
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blade Runner 2049er starring Bounty Bob, er, Harrison Ford, gets a release date of October 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump somehow were elected president, Gingrich, Christie, Flynn, Trump Jr., and Giuliani would bring a history of corruption, scandal, divorces, and buffets to the White House
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
High school senior working on Photoshop certification superimposes clown behind tree with his school as backdrop, tweets it out to friends. Hilarity ensues
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UKIP leadership since Brexit: Farage steps down, Woolfe forgets to file papers to stand for leader, James wins, James steps down after 18 days, Farage back as leader, Woolfe in hospital after being punched at UKIP meeting. All caught up now?
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Automotive journalist Brock Yates, who created the Cannonball Run (the race the movie was based on) to protest the 55-mph speed limit gets pulled over for good at 82
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Dad gets arrested after stealing someone else's purse in the waiting room while he's visiting critically injured son in ICU. Both dad and son were victims of assault during a home invasion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers are taking a bath on Desert Trip tickets because the core audience for Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Who and Roger Waters doesn't go anywhere after 4 p.m. unless there's a free salad bar involved
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's a day when we ask for your snark / Some come, hit it out of the park / Something clever to say / It's National Poetry Day / Let's see your best, you poets of Fark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the NSA has its limitations. It now asks Facebook users to tag "secret" communications so that it can concentrate its eavesdropping assets
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to three years in prison for stealing U.S. corn secrets from Monsanto
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sets a new record among Latino voters, though it's rather dismal as he has the support of 10% of prospective Latino voters. Still, that 10% seems awfully high
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Wed October 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Postseason baseball continues tonight with the SF Giants' Bumgarner vs. the NY Mets' Syndergaard Winner moves on while the loser goes home. Its the NL Wild Card play-in game. Coverage starts at 8pm Eastern
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(BBC)
 
 
 
NATO decides to show two Russian bombers all its fighter jets, one type at a time
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay-What-You-Want Macintosh software bundle. Meeting the minimum gets you Aurora HDR (old version), Duplicate Photos Fixer, Project Planning Pro, Nisus Writer Pro, Hit List list-maker, more. (Sponsored Link)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Another NSA contractor arrested in possible new theft of national secrets. We shall call him Edward J. Snowden 2.0
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Tue October 04, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
"Well, we've cured cancer, discovered life on other planets, and solved the mysteries of the Universe. What can we do now?" "How about we give cocaine to fish?" "BRILLIANT"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Attending the Cubs playoff series will cost fans an average of $428 per ticket, which is sort of a bargain, if you factor in all the years Cubs fans didn't need to buy playoff tickets
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Postseason baseball gets underway tonight with a battle of the birds. Baltimore Orioles (Tillman 16-6) at Toronto Blue Jays (Stroman 9-10). Winner goes to Texas, loser goes home. Its the AL Wild Card play-in game. Coverage at 8pm Eastern on TBS
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania gets out in front of recent spate of clown scares with a 'clown threat bulletin'. Threat levels range from white face paint to red noses. Yellow-stained balloon trousers mysteriously missing
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio forgets about that democracy thingy, says we should ban climate deniers from office
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
One of the original four-digit Farkers (Blipvert) is a finalist in a jingle contest. If he gets enough "likes," Quaker State will send him to Vegas. In other news, four-digit Farker found alive
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions to provide some value for their home-game tickets, finally
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hasbro is marketing robot pets for old people. Why just old people?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
This is why I love the UK music scene; you've got Liam Gallagher calling his brother Noel a "shiatbag" and legitimate outlets are reporting it uncensored
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In accordance with its principles the party of small government and unrestricted free markets would like a federal investigation of Space-X, because reasons
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not news: horse gets loose and runs around in town. Fark: Where 'town' = 'Detroit'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Saving video, archiving tweets: Dems are building files to tie future Republican candidates to Trump
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