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500 headlines found matching 'ETS'
Mon April 20, 2015
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
It's the 6th day of the Hockey Playoffs and as we move to Winnipeg for the first time in 19 years, let's check the weather... SNOW? lol, perfect.. Only three games today: Rags/Pens at 7 PM ET, Blues/Wild at 8 PM ET & Ducks/Jets at 9 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the baseball season, and the NL East is shaping up like everyone expected with the dominant New York Mets leading the resilient Atlanta Braves by a game-and-a-half and wait, what? Seriously? This isn't some sort of alternate reality?
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(61)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Globe University dean, fired because she was concerned with mission creep, finally gets a settlement. Amusingly, the Globe University spokesperson inadvertently proves her point
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
News: Jon Lester finally gets a runner out at first. FARK: By throwing his glove
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Sun April 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB umpire Brian Knight takes a 96 mph fastball to the head and gets counted out
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Wildfire in California threatens hundreds of homes. Fire would have been out much earlier, but water conservation efforts have the firefighters trying to put out the blaze with blankets
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Sat April 18, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
News: Man gets pulled over after numerous 911 calls about his driving. Fark: With a cage of puppies on top of his van
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(28)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoffs day 4: 2 games @3:00ET then Draft Lottery results prior to the 8:00 Pens/Rags game so you'll have lots of time to work up conspiracy theories between games before the Leafs win. And Jets/Ducks with the nightcap @10:30
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother gets her daughter's school to rename their father-daughter dance to Spring Fling because not all children have fathers in their lives. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(237)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets worldwide attention after growing 33-pound vegetable, says he now comes home beet, just wants to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And even more reviews are in - "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" gets zero stars
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(54)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Android/iPhone debate gets stabby
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(87)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoffs night 3: Will PK get cut down like a tree? Ovie & the Caps even it up at home? Darling be darling for the Hawks a 2nd time? If the Flames steal another, will there be flames in the streets in Vancouver? All this & more from 7:00 PM ET
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(1426)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A cop staying at a Residence Inn was bound with bedsheets and robbed at gunpoint after life imitates Seinfeld
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(32)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer covered in tattoos decides to carve 666 into his forehead, forgets how mirrors work
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(84)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton gets super serious about stealing Elizabeth Warren's schtick
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(73)
 
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Mine owner calls in derp brigade to defend him. Man gets dismayed when derp brigade rolls with their derp
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(183)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bold and the Beautiful gets acclaim for transgender storyline, are still working out whether the character's evil twin will be male or female
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lil Bub gets into the music business, recruits Thurston Moore and other cool cats for anti-RFRA benefit compilation. Grumpy Cat says "Good"
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(10)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
World's oldest pilot is 95, farmers markets installing air defenses
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(12)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of the NHL playoffs, do you know where your liver is? Rangers/Pens @ 7ET, Lightning/Red Wings 7:30ET, Blues/Wild 9:30ET, and Ducks/Jets 10:30ET
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(1207)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
How personal health-related tweets can determine hospital traffic. Here comes the science
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: guy gets a tattoo of his newborn baby. You farking idiot: on the whole side of his face
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(64)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five arguments loom in upcoming gay marriage case, most notably: who gets custody of the papillon in a divorce?
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(70)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Medical professor attends son's abstinence-only sex ed class, live tweets the proceedings: "Paper babies are being handed out to EVERYONE. They have ALL HAD CONDOM FAILURE AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS PREGNANT"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard team up for new duets album. Imagine the contact high from that recording session
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(30)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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Wed April 15, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
RadioShack trademarked name now for sale. Analysts say it should be worth just slightly less than Pets.com
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
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(11)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing 76 car batteries from Walmart. I hope he gets charged
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(25)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
One of the Internets greatest memes "Success Kid," who is now eight and in need of some payback from you meme lovers. He needs some help getting his father a new kidney
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(57)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government sets aside millions of dollars for victims of police torture in the corrupt tin-pot republic of Chicago
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets player Dwight Howard almost had something in common with Adrian Peterson
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(10)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
Bomb squad finds grenade in Dorset village, lets a local five-year old kid blow it up
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Back in Czechoslovakia, our printers had no ribbons, our plotters were made from perforated metal sheets, our data was stored on cassettes and recorded by data recorders, and all our computer mouses had BIG Ping-Pong BALLS
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When your car goes off the road and gets stuck in the mud, you call a tow truck. You do the same thing for a 737 that went off a taxiway in Houston, you just need a slightly bigger tow truck
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(40)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man gets the Dale Earnhardt Driving Experience while participating in the Richard Petty Driving Experience
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Sun April 12, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about paying it forward: Man loses wallet 14 years ago, gets it returned with more money than he had in it
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Anaheim Ducks stopped a mumps outbreak from tearing the NHL apart this season by vaccinating their players and informing the public. Jenny McCarthy demands refund on Stanley Cup playoff tickets
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(13)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Hipster icon Ed Sheeran somehow gets his second million-selling album
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(45)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flea market security guard stabbed while chasing suspect. In other news, flea markets have security guards
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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(78)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich tweets the return of Independence Day's most bizarre character for the sequel. No, sadly not Randy Quaid
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(48)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
His Royal Roundness, Japanese celebricat Maru goes shopping for high fashion, gets delivered to Caturday in a shopping bag
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Fri April 10, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB sets new spring training attendance record. Mostly from Boston residents who flew down to Florida just to watch an activity that didn't involve snow shovels
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(2)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven, blame Jesus for setting them up. With completely expected mugshots
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain announces list of ten summer tour dates, starting in Nashville and hitting nine other foodie cities across North America. With all-new material, tickets expected to sell like artisanal hotcakes
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(25)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gulfstream jets are so safe that the pilots can skip pre-flight checks 174 times in a row. It's #175 that will get you
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(38)
 
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Grandmother gets suspended sentence after police find 1,337 stolen items of clothing and accessories in her home, in what is being described as the most elite case of gran larceny ever
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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(55)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Go-Kart racing in the streets on the Isle of Man is a 150mph real-world Mario Kart
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian jets attack ISIS bases in Syria, promptly apologize for doing so
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If and when Las Vegas gets an NHL team, will it use any of these nicknames and uniforms?
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Best beer ad poster EVER is one that lets you pour a cold beer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kerry and Zarif reach a framework, which is good. The hardliners in Iran love this deal, which is bad. But Iranian conservatives hate it, which is good. The deal also regulates potassium benzoate....*crickets*... which is bad. (Can I go now?)
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adrian Beltre forgets MLB's new pace of play rules, accidentally steps out of batter's box, then hilariously remembers
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ozzie the goose gets 3D printed leg. Scientists hope to use the technology to also help the thousands of frogs pushing themselves around on dollies due to Chinese buffets
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The audience makeup for Seven Fast Seven Furious was 25% white and 75% "nonwhite," and the whole reason it was a box office smash is because it was so diverse. Because every minute you watch, diverse it gets
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 gets a release date. Fans of the franchise flocking to ATMs everywhere
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(40)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tripping straight out of the gate: Rand Paul retweets campaign "support" photo of Aurora shooter
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(152)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Original Star Wars movie FINALLY gets streamed. Legally
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Mon April 06, 2015
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Man dating 17 women at once gets found out when they all show up to visit him in the hospital. Well, this is awkward
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Sun April 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hidden in an unknown corner of Inner Mongolia is a toxic, nightmarish lake created by our thirst for smartphones, consumer gadgets and green tech"
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(69)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A new synthetic designer street drug called flakka is unleashing maniacal paranoia, rage, and delirium on the streets, just like bath salts did before this insidious creation
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(105)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I know a lawmaker who hates LePage. She gets real angry when he takes the stage. She'll throw things at him or so she'll boast. She won't throw butter, she won't throw cheese, she won't throw jelly or any of these
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious hits $120 million at the international box office because foreign markets just love cars, explosions, and bad acting
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(58)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
So it turns out that those "claw" games were rigged all along? Good thing I only spend my money on Shakeology and powerball tickets
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(41)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
A drone armed with a 4K 1,000 fps camera completes test flight. But, you can't afford one, unless your pockets are super deep. w/vid
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(19)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
Pig stand-off at Burger King gets extra weird when employee tried to feed the pig bacon
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Maker's Mark president spills secrets, all over FARK servers
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(27)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctor claims that he was driving drunk because he had dislocated his shoulder at a party and needed to get medical help. Fark: Judge agrees, lets him off
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(34)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(The Daily Banter)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah hasn't deleted his tweets about Jews or women, but it looks like he doesn't want Daily Show fans to know how he feels about atheists
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(170)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
FACT: Google has turned us into insufferable know-it-alls. FACT: Google makes you think you're smarter than you actually are. FACT: Bears eat beets
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(151)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Target targets all 133 Canadian stores for closure, confirms the target date. Target
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dog gets four prosthetic legs, can now make it on his own to get steak
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher's science experiment demonstration of smashing a cinder block with a tool gets him the axe
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cynthia Lennon, John's first wife and Julian's mother, gets a ticket to ride in the afterlife after losing a battle with cancer at age 75
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(110)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The geekiest love story ever told. R2-D2 gets his metal heart broken by a little mailbox
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(16)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some people in the comics industry want to ban cosplay at comic conventions because it "contributes nothing" to the industry and gets in the way of venders doing business. In related news Alfred was right, some men just want to watch the world burn
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(78)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gets Kanye West to produce upcoming album. Help me Yeezus
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(29)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
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(29)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
A GOP pollster who gets the gay issue for those under 30 years old that are Republican
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(84)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
One third of all aerospace workers in Washington State make $15 an hour or less. It's comforting to know that the rivets on the wing of your plane were attached by someone making minimum wage
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(26)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You're a rotten parent if you lie to your children by telling them there is an Easter Bunny, but instead of putting sweets in their Easter baskets you fill them with non-candy alternatives
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's now a selfie stick for tablets because people are dicks
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(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Every year, slightly more boy babies than girl babies are born worldwide. But back when sperm meets egg, the two sexes are conceived in equal numbers, a new study suggests"
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(51)
 
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey on college hoops: 'It's nearly unwatchable. It's absolute torture watching some of these games'
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(122)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Splendid due diligence by Comedy Central, as the latest installment of "You're Not Helping" features their new Daily Show host and his anti-semitic and sexist tweets
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(257)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Judge gets pissed off when attorney refuses to waive speedy trial for his client. "If you want to fight, let's go out back and I'll just whoop your ass" Attorney: Challenge accepted. Judge: Punch. Attorney: How ya like assault charges?
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be testing a 24-hour breakfast menu in several markets...just not yours
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(132)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for obsessively stalking 11-year-old girl via text message, homework sheets. "Alcorn hid her phone number on a math worksheet by telling the girl to dial numbers that had been circled"
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(116)
 
(Columbia Chronicle)
 
 
 
What do urban parakeets, dandelions, and squirrels have in common? They're all evolving, while you're sitting on your ass reading Fark
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(19)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
America's pets are as obese as their American owners, and that's the problem: "95 percent of owners of overweight dogs and nine out of ten owners of fat cats think their pets appear normal"
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(87)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Speeding tickets are down nationwide and fine-dependent courts are having financial trouble
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(131)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
GermanWings meets FrenchAlps, a collapse in New York that somehow doesn't involve the Mets, and Shi'ites about to be on fire, yo: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/22 - 3/28
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
By today's standards, Coney Island's 87-year-old wooden Cyclone roller coaster is tame and dull ... except when it gets stuck on opening day and you have to walk down on the wooden side planks, while looking over the ocean. Now that's excitement
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(26)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do Izzo and MSU have another run in them or will we get one step closer to the Battle for Kentucky? Can the Zags reach their first Final Four and bust Satan's bracket in the process? The last two tickets to Indy are punched today. (2pm ET)
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(366)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George W. Bush gets intelligence group award. Too. Many. Jokes
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(62)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(41)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We know Kentucky is elite, but can they defy God's bracket and make the final four? To start the night off, will Wisconsin and Arizona give us another classic showdown? Two tickets are punched to the Final Four tonight (6pm EDT)
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For only the second time in PGA tour history, a golfer has hit a tee shot into the hole on a par 4 ... and only gets a birdie
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(18)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
BMX rider crashes and burns attempting double front-flip, gets back up and wins the day
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(8)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A totally coincidental declassification of Israeli nuclear secrets, I'm sure
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi's portrait gets one year older
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(37)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Berkeley has an ambassador program to assist people with directions, keep the streets clean and such. Let's meet Ambassador Suckerpunch
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finally gets around to testing out Einstein's twin theory regarding general relativity
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(28)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl sends Foo Fighters tickets to dying fan. Talk about prolonged suffering
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(22)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL executive: "How do we accelerate [the NFL] in Mexico, Canada and China?....We've concluded that Brazil and Germany are the next two frontier markets"
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(54)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Universal installing metal detectors on roller coaster, hopefully preventing loose objects from falling out of pockets and terrorists from hijacking it and taking it to Cuba
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(31)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Monkey gets loose at University Medical Center, bites security guard. And so it begins
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(44)
 
(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
A collapse in New York that doesn't involve The Mets
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(216)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self Proclaimed "God of the MRA's" who was removed from class for laughing at rape victims has upped his game by screaming racial epithets at fellow students
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(655)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We'll make great pets
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(85)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Soccer team gets scored on while celebrating their goal. Well, isn't that a kick in the pants
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(12)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Speaker at Melbourne disability summit had to be carried onto stage due to lack of wheelchair access. Bonus: the venue's disabled toilets were used for storage
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We meant that the extra money had a direct pipeline going safely from the consumer into our pockets. Sorry for the misunderstanding"
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(41)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 10 years in MLB, Prince Fielder gets the first bunt single of his career. Pretty shifty hitting
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(25)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
When packets fly
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(24)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
Turns out Mos Eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villany as ISIS uses "Star Wars" Tunisian sets as terrorist way stations
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(90)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
What would you eat after a large-scale catastrophe ends life as we know it? How about pasta topped with tomato sauce and dried fish or a stir fry of crickets and mealworms cooked in parmesan cheese?
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(77)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While every day is always a bad day to be a Cubs fan, it's especially a bad day to be a Cubs fan holding season tickets for the bleacher seats, because your tickets are worthless since construction is behind
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(49)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Amazon, recently ordered to start collecting sales taxes from Massachusetts residents, gets millions of dollars of tax credits from Massachusetts for its own taxes. Taxes
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
GermanWings meets FrenchAlps
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(495)
 
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In worst invasion of Japan by alien species since Megalon, yellow-legged hornets from Korea are killing native honeybees in Nagasaki. "Concerns are rising that they will spread throughout the nation"
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(45)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coalition warplanes have now dropped 10,000 GPS guided smart bombs on ISIS targets. It's the first time bombs have come equipped with a guidance system since GPS became a standard feature on Chryslers
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(111)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A taco stuffed with chili and wrapped in a Fritos shell will be launched in a few test markets this year, Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol said: "I always joke with people that the Fritos' destiny was to be in a taco,"
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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(24)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boeing has successfully obtained a patent for a 'Force Field' technology designed to protect targets from fatal explosions and shrapnel
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(111)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(The Good Men Project)
 
 
 
Richard Wolff spends 12 minutes discussing class but never gets around to telling me if it's okay to wear socks with sandals
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(84)
 
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
A woman gets caught in rip tide. Husband tries to save her and is caught too. Then: A Bernese mountain dog named Nico jumps in
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(65)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Pundit wants to eliminate the word "taxpayer" when discussing budgets because of its negative connotations. Subby suggests other more accurate terms, such as "theft victims" or "patsies"
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(126)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And the new starting quarterback for the NY Jets is ... Philip Rivers?
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(33)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of her neighbor's dog defecating in her yard, gets into a heated argument that ends when she smears dog feces all over the neighbor. Seems reasonable
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(173)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who dug the mysterious tunnel in Toronto. The story gets deeper
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(35)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You better count those bullets. Check those corners. Make sure if that blood splatter is fresh or not. RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS 2 is here and it's bringing all the zombie gore you can ask for
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(18)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Want to teach your students what it was like to fight in the American Revolution? Let them fire muskets
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(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The journey to the sweet sixteen starts today as 8 teams will punch their tickets. NCAA tourney starts back up at 12:10 EDT on CBS, TBS, and TNT
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(319)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Alta Vista, GeoCities, Lycos, Netscape & other giants of Web 1.0?
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(70)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. Government says that you are no longer entitled to flaming water faucets. Thanks Obama
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(93)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA officer notices man convicted of murder and explosives offenses in PreCheck line but supervisor lets him through because who wants people like that in your work area
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(46)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple gets married at center ice of Air Canada Centre, marking the first time this month someone in a Leafs sweater scored
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(32)
 
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Everyone grab a fire extinguisher and put out your brackets. Pull up a swivel chair and grab a beer. THIS is your Round 1 Day 2 NCAA Tournament discussion thread
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(613)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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(6)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB finally gets it right - Decides to start every game on the final day of the regular season at the same time
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(54)
 
(The Vine (Australia))
 
 
 
Finally, you can stop draping yourself with chameleons as scientists invent suit that lets you blend into the background
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(10)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford police officer leaves his stun gun and bullets in his unmarked car parked at his home. He was surprised to learn the items had been stolen overnight
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 13 years, the 1,640th victim of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the World Trade Center is identified. Finally family gets a small amount of closure
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(54)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fourth grade class proposes bill to name state bird. Gets more of a lesson in politics than they bargained for when the bill is linked to Planned Parenthood and then fails to pass
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil asks Russia to return about $160 million in taxes it believes it overpaid the Russian government. They can likely expect to see that check right after Bob Kraft gets his Superbowl ring back
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(39)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
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(132)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Triplets involved in shooting. Triplets involved in shooting. Triplets involved in shooting
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton emerges from Emailghazi unscathed, gets a do-over
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(89)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Local sportscaster Dale Hansen sets the Dallas Cowboys on fire for signing Greg Hardy. Bonus - he calls Roger Goodell "the NFL's Barney Fife" (video)
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(45)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama sets ██████ for being the █████ transparent admin██████ ever
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(185)
 
(HackRead)
 
 
 
Idiot posts fake suicide note on Facebook to test new suicide prevention tools, complains when he gets a 72-hour psych hold
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(79)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Billions of planets in the galaxy could hold life, no word on if any of those planets include names like Tatooine or Melmac
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(42)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nevada bill would allow sick pets to use medical marijuana. Your dog wants Funyuns and an Adventure Time marathon
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(62)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense
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(251)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thief nets one (1) maple bar in doughnut shop heist. No bear claws were molested
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(24)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are five possible NCAA Tournament upsets that would ruin your bracket, if it doesn't get ruined before then
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(58)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Cool: camping out for tickets to a show. Kind of cool, I guess: camping out for the new iPhone. Not cool: camping out for the IRS
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man walks into trooper's car, gets charged with DWI
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Splitting assets during a divorce is usually done by lawyers, not by one half of the couple and a chainsaw
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets 15 years for trading 3 shots for a beer
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(14)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the release of 'Jagged Little Pill,' Alanis Morissette gets inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame
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(105)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ebola tourist in Maryland now gets a tour of the critical care facility
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(15)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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(556)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jerk of a cat owner gets his catuppance
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(37)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hot sex-ed teacher gets 2.5 years for tutoring student. No word on whether he got an A
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(192)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton on Iran letter: "No ragrets. None. Not one"
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(115)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Boston sets record for snow, stories about snow
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(43)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilians took to the streets to either call for the impeachment of the President or to party, no one could tell
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(19)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Leaf that was not pot gets Virginia 6th grader suspended from school for a year
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(265)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Across the river from St. Louis County, police write only a quarter as many tickets. Why is that?
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Strongman Eddie Hall sets new deadlift world record of 462 kg (1018 lb)
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(36)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with knife gets into fight with man over alcohol, leaves him with 4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
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(80)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Class action suit challenging $90 million worth of illegal red light camera tickets settled by paying $2 million to plaintiffs and $2 million to plaintiffs' lawyers
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(72)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
Come listen to the sound of silence and brake squeal as Formula E takes to the streets of Miami. Coverage starts on Fox Sports 1 at 4pm EDT
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(28)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
"Of all the Photoshops, in all the threads, in all the internets, she walks into mine"
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(33)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Olaf the one footed cat found a human to wrap around his remaining paw and gets a happy home
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(861)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine gets the gong at 82
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(77)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama reads mean tweets
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(44)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Awesome: University of Oklahoma kicks out useless racists as soon as their video goes public. Fark: But lets football players stay on the team even if they're caught on camera breaking a girl's face
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(195)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dem Lieutenant KY Gov candidate arrested and jailed for overdue library book from 2004. Independent KY Gov Candidate Drew scrambles to make amends with local Taco Bell for taking extra sauce packets back in 2006
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(91)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Watching magnetic putty devour these magnets is almost hypnotic
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(31)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sorry parents, Disney's not done with your wallets just yet
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Italian village sets a global record after getting 8 feet of snow in 24 hours. Boston happily surrenders the title
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How the Nazis bombed thousands of Germans for target practice to test their V-2 rockets. Man, that Hitler guy was a bad dude
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(212)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets who drink, gamble, smoke and die right in front of you. It's not Avenue Q, just the amazingly talented Kenny Rogers making a July 3, 1979 appearance on the Muppet Show singing "The Gambler"
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(19)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
For the first time ever girls can have a two-way with Barbie. And it gets even creepier than that
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(88)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Miniature train enthusiasts are snapping up x-rated collectibles - including the Nudist, Prostitute, and Peeping Tom sets. "People make out model railways are boring but they're really not"
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(41)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League continues with the second round of R16 matches beginning on Tuesday with Porto v Basel, and Madrid v Schalke, and on Wednesday with Chelsea v PSG, and Bayern v Donetsk. All matches at 2:45
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(397)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The new monetary gold mine for athletes is promotional tweets. Here's the absurd amount of money they get for 140 characters
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(8)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Revis Island gets a new zip code
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Star Wars gets its first gay character not played by Anthony Daniels
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(215)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man kicks a dog who was laying in his parking spot so the dog goes and gets his buddies to help him teach the pri*k some manners
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Free Agency begins at 4 PM EDT. Follow the moves your favorite teams make, or just use this thread to LOL at the 49ers, Jets, and Browns
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(321)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Despite growing trends to legalize it, as seen in Washington and Colorado, NYC Board of Health vows not give in to hippie demands, and continue its ongoing war on... ferrets
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(60)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Plaxico Burress wants to get into the stock investment game. Wall Street takes bets whether or not he'll shoot himself in the foot
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(17)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Because things aren't farked up enough already with the 49ers, Bruce Miller gets arrested for domestic violence
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(32)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right
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(28)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYPD: We don't kill innocent people. They just happen to walk into the path of our bullets
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(167)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For the music video for her new single Carly Rae Jepsen gets the actor everyone has to really really really really really really really really like
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(49)
 
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
While all the little kitties are experiencing Caturday with their crazy cat people today, lets sneak off and experience the beach for the first time ever with some puppies
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(14)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Cardinals' QB Carson Palmer ready to "rock n roll" for next season, which is appropriate, as every season he gets rocked and then rolls around on the ground in agony
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(14)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man gets five day jail sentence for defecating in a potted plant in a government office building and explained his actions to police: "Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods"
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(40)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Jesus says he comes to save-the citizens of Chicago from red light camera tickets
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(71)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC gets stomped, eaten and destroyed by 1921 rabid monster. It was terrible
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell postpones the Iran sanctions vote, finally gets a brain. All he needs is a heart and we can go see the Wizard
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(30)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Anti-violence crusader who ran anger management and anti-drug programs for teens gets angry at one of his teenage drug dealers and shoots him in the head
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(76)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not police riot squad training until some idiot sets himself on fire with a molotov cocktail
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man caught with 1,000 erectile dysfunction tablets won't face hard time
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and Europe are both confused as to where Australia is. On the other hand, watching wallabies waving glow-sticks like epileptic ravers while avoiding flame jets would be sort of cool
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chicken McNuggets will soon have less antibiotics. Unclear if they will have chicken
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(40)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
IMF Director: The Greek bailout was all about lining the pockets of Germany and France
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(16)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"France is hacking and infecting surveillance targets- just like the NSA. Now, researchers have discovered the existence of Casper, a stealthy tool designed to profile victims and flag persons of interest for further surveillance"
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(9)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Etsy plans IPO; stock certificates to be delivered in hot pink woolen envelopes
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(18)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you give a cow a cookie she'll crap all over your carpets
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's largest mobile phone convention features the coolest tech gadgets on the planet. Here are the 10 weirdest, coming to a store near you
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(5)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to get through a tough winter? New Hampshire police give out tickets for good behavior ... redeemable for free pizza and fries
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(86)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire restaurant gives birthday customers a percentage off their bill based on their age. 101-year-old man eats breakfast, gets a seven cent refund
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(47)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is a no nonsense guy who says what he's going to do and then gets it done... if you mean the exact opposite of that
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(94)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new app that in no way will ever be used for nefarious purposes lets people drinking at one bar connect with other people drinking at another bar
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(5)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
California man wishes to suppress the sodomites with bullets or whatever else is lying around
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(84)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
One of the reasons the "Texas open Carry" advocates may be so eager for TX to allow the carry of firearms without licenses may be that many of them have long rap sheets that make them ineligible for a handgun license under current law
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(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To show appreciation to the Minnesota Timberwolves fans after he returned to the team and the fact the team flat-out stinks, Kevin Garnett bought 1,000 tickets for them
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(18)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man gets 18 months for being all about that bass
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics lead the Golden State Warriors by 26 points in the 2nd quarter, before reality sets in that they're playing the team with the best record in the NBA
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(16)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's an easy Cut & Paste headline for the next 5-9 years if he wins: Media outlets reluctantly retract poorly researched story about Scott Walker
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(92)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Goofus punches the bus driver several times in the head until she is unconscious and flees. Gallant stops the bus from moving and calls 911. Goofus is turned in to the police by his mom. Gallant is hailed a hero and gets all the girls
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(46)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Van Damme meets My Little Pony. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd my brain fell out. Post ponies
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(26)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you give a tiger a partner, he'll fall in love. If his partner dies, he'll get depressed. If your tiger gets depressed, give him some mice to eat. If he makes friends with the mice instead, give the mice some muffins, I guess
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Place your bets on how many water balloons it will take to stop a slug from a .44 Magnum. With video goodness, although you can skip the part at the end where he explains at length how water balloons stop the bullet because they're full of water
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge conducts study of Rams' proposed LA stadium, concludes that any benefits the town gets from it are outweighed by the fact that OMG HERE COMES A PLANE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn car service has a basement adoption area, plus an operating room where vets perform free spay/neuter surgeries on stray cats - over 9,000 of them since 2011. Get in the car, it's time for Caturday
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(1644)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
LeBron James sets the record for the most assists by a forward with 6,136. Kobe says he's not impressed since they both have the same number of assists while playing guard
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While most 17-year-olds are out causing havoc in the streets this teenager has invented a water purifier that's powered by the sun - which could change the world
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(36)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who gave his address as "the streets of Northampton" arrested for being drunk in his own home
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(16)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not enough that Scott Walker thinks little Jane's high school math teacher is from ISIS, now when she goes to college and gets sexually assaulted, the college won't be required to report it
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(468)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Leonard Nimoy gets his chance to ask what God needs with a starship :(
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(880)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman whose Corvette was stolen 40 years ago learns it has finally been found. So she gets it back now, right? Of course not
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American desserts are disappearing, most likely down the gullets of whomever is closest to them
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(24)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
Thief uses brick to smash the windows of sports cars, gets knocked the fark out by the rebound. Owner: "I seen this guy lying flat on his back with blood pouring from him. I thought the poor bloke had been knocked down by a car" (pics)
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"How can DC legalize marijuana when it can't even keep the streets plowed?"
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(50)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police buy elderly Tennessee woman food after learning she was surviving on only peanut butter for a week. Lets just hope they included jelly and bread
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(44)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
The Leafs have done the unpossible. Clarkson to the Blue Jackets for Horton
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A man's niece refuses to give him a ride to the liquor store, so he responds rationally and sets fire to her home
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(20)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meh: U.S.-based blogger gets hacked. WTFark: To death
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(45)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League Round of 32, 2nd Leg kicks off today. Liverpool returns to Istanbul, Young Boys go to the other Merseyside team, Celtic invades the San Siro and other nuggets of joy
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(83)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bush gets trimmed
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR gets an early jump start on the "it's the beginning of the end for Google" bandwagon
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(52)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Capitalism gets low marx in Germany where more than one-third of people polled think it is responsible for causing poverty and hunger in the world, and more than half believe that true democracy is impossible under the economic system
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(220)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's argument against President Obama's proposal to make retirement account managers act in fiduciary duty of their clients: "We can only afford to give people bad advice that makes us buckets of money"
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(14)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
When this little girl gets home, the cockroaches dance around her singing "We Are Family"
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dominion gets new shield, which could alter the balance of power in the Alpha Quadrant
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(41)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
New theory claims yawning evolved as a highly efficient method of bug-consumption. *crickets*
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(6)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla turned 52 today. The New York Mets are still paying him over a million dollars a year and will continue to do so for another 20 years. He hasnt played for the Mets since 2000
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(68)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Texas Rep. Debbie Riddle will make sure people only use the toilets that God intended
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(108)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Emma Watson reminds the world not to believe the stories about her Chamber of Secrets
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(24)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Mommy Porn is #1 at the box office as Fifty Shades of Grey brings in $25.1 million while Kingsman is #2 with $16 million. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 gets clogged, debuting at #7, right behind American Sniper, which finally plummeted to #6
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(39)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jamie "Flying Elbows of Death" Jackson wants you to know how she got to be the world record holder for catching the most bridal bouquets
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pedro, the pint-sized pony, gets home-built periscope so he can see over his stable door
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek thinks her curves limit the types of roles she gets, lead to too many tragic kitten deaths
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(65)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Fox regrets skipping so many Cunning classes at school
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(17)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Worker shot in foot at blood bank, sets new record for blood donated
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(10)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman whose only friends were ferrets defies school bullies to launch successful modelling career, now wants to be a Victoria's Secret angel: "The ferrets wouldn't judge me and were always there for me when I had a bad day" (w/pics)
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(140)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man breaks into store literally using his head to steal lottery tickets
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(16)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google views show that drugs do no damage to America's streets
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(46)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's test marketing seasoned McNuggets, say if this works out, they may put chicken in them next
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(84)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Already in trouble for tax evasion, writing employees rubber paychecks and assault, Jersey Shore's "The Situation" gets his tanning salon evicted for failure to pay rent
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(31)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Neil Blomkamp's "Alien" sequel gets the greenlight at Fox. Previous reports peg it as a sequel to "Aliens" directly with Weaver and Biehn returning
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(139)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the right to ride a motorized toilet snow plow down the streets of DC
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(26)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, we don't provide fresh bedsheets in this hotel. We're pro-environment
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(121)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Master Chief motorcycle helmets are now street-legal (pics)
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mom texts teenage boys, lets them know she wants to 'rock the cradle'
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(59)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
X-Men: Apocalypse gets a new Nightcrawler with a name even sillier than Alan Cumming
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(58)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 begins Tuesday with PSG vs Chelsea, and Donetsk vs Bayern, continuing on Wednesday with Basel vs Porto and Schalke hosting Real Madrid. All matches at 2:45 ET
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(169)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers find some viruses gang up to attack, say they're easily identifiable because of their leather jackets
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(15)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Elderly driver sets what one Fark headline writer is calling a new world record after hitting ten parked cars while trying to maneuver out of a grocery store parking lot (with video)
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(175)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens if you load a shotgun shell with live .22-caliber bullets? Besides the inevitable Xzibit references, that is
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(51)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Pizza robber gets arrested in 30 minutes or less
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(7)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
While the east is freezing in the dark, west coasters are complaining about all the cherry blossoms coating their streets this spring
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(54)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
"A new explanation for a type of order in an exotic material made with uranium may lead to enhanced computer displays and data storage systems and more powerful superconducting magnets for medical imaging and levitating high-speed trains"
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(20)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Hipster florists are OVER backyard-sourced bouquets, are now into bespoke terrariums filled with US-sourced figurines among botanical scenes. "We create imaginariums... We do offer terrarium daycare and, in dire cases, hospitalisation"
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(26)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
67 behind the scenes secrets learned from the Game Of Thrones season 4 DVD commentaries
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(26)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian politician fulfills campaign promise, sets self on fire after being elected
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Kevin Hart gets schooled by a little girl at the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game. Okay, she's not just any little girl
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British couple arrested after groom forgets bride's name. If only they had been getting married in Vegas, where that's just par for the course
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(39)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two thousand Bolivian protestors take to the streets after The Simpsons time slot is changed. AY, CARAMBA
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(23)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast gets merger approval *if* they're willing to offer a low-priced internet connection to families making less than the poverty line. Because this is Comcast, you know how this went
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post romanticizes about Valentine's Day at the White House, featuring the JFK-Jackie Camelot marriage. Wholly accurate except for his affairs with Exner, Monroe, Alford, Dietrich, Dickinson, Rometsch, Meyer, Starr, Tierney, Von Post etc
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(88)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A number of Republican-led states are considering giving tax increases to the poor and tax cuts to the rich - that way everybody gets something
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Those who believe that the United Federation of Planets in Star Trek is some kind of free market paradise are mistaken; the Federation is just one big welfare state that flies in the face of Ayn Rand. Thanks, Republicans
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(221)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duggar daughter Jill is expecting her #1 soon, gets thrown baby shower by her husband's Walmart coworkers, "but there was no sign of the soda stockpile they asked for"
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(102)
 
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Put your white gloves and muskets away, Idaho has finally outlawed dueling
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(82)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop properties overlooking Wrigley Field are suing to prevent the erection of giant signs, as they will severely impact the ability to sell overpriced tickets to Cubs fans who crave cheap beer, bad food, and losing teams
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(42)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Colorado florists offering marijuana bouquets for Valentine's Day
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(48)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret thief gets someone else's panties in a wad
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(26)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bolts have St.Louis singing the Blues? Meanwhile the Jets hope to avoid a crash in Nashville, the Panthers hope to go Wild in Minnesota, and Rangers are looking to avoid the Avalanche in Colorado. This is your Thursday night hockey thread
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(48)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft bets that the pen will be mightier than the swipe on devices soon
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
On the count of three, lets pretend we're all shocked to hear the Chinese herdsman who found a 17-pound gold nugget just might have it confiscated from him because it's a public 'mineral resource'
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(64)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Jeb's tech chief quits to spend more time with his racist tweets
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(81)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie's back but Starling City is different than when he left. Meanwhile, Count Vertigo targets Laurel and Roy tries to convince Thea to stay away from Malcolm. (8 ET CW)
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain gets 16 years in the brig
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(81)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers try to put cosmic discoveries in terms that the average American can understand. Today: "Why comets are like deep fried ice cream"
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(24)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
Skype unveils new feature allowing users to video chat with their pets while they're at work
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University of Virginia student gets a well-deserved fifteen minutes of fame following tragic dance-off loss at UVa basketball game
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(18)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
Millions of Facebook users don't know they are on the Internets. Thank God I use Fark instead; the Internets are scary
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private pools, personal jets, and baby lions on the dash of your Porsche - all on this week's episode of Rich Dicks
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(113)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Scientists create a window that muffles outside noise but lets in fresh air so you can appreciate all the exhaust fumes on your street without hearing your neighbors yelling at the alley cats having sex
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of the dead Argentine prosecutor gets weirder as officials believe his death was part of an attempted coup. Obviously, a kook's coup. A kook's coup
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top USAID contractor IRD defends using government money to buy Redskins season tickets, saying that the Redskins qualify for disaster aid
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(22)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl Scout sets up outside marijuana dispensary once again to sell cripplingly addictive substances to poor, unsuspecting potheads
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(53)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hey Jeb, good move hiring a CTO for your new PAC, but maybe next time let them delete all their offensive tweets before making the announcement
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(106)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's what to do in case your car gets stuck on train tracks, and you're not a supporter of the standard 'panic and gibber like a chipmunk' tactic
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(113)
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things like Kinder eggs, bucky balls, exploding targets
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(101)
 
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Cal student government gets A in Government 101, F in Financing a College
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(61)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez murders stormcloud, gets trial delayed, wins Patriots MVP
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(8)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Something really big just went KABOOM in Donetsk. w/vids
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(173)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox guest: "Think about where this could lead if government gets involved in science and medicine- forced sterilizations, forced abortion, forced pills, forced treatments, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria"
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(182)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New England braces itself for SNOWMAGEDDON III: PAYBACK as more than a foot of snow is forecasted for the area, and when that's done, the bigger cold sets in. Brace yourselves; winter is coming. Again
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(122)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be mid-season in the NBA until a player gets injured by falling ... off the rim
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(20)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift slaps Etsy with a cease-and-desist order because people are selling items with lyrics from songs off her album 1989
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(166)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged for a 1987 murder in August of 2014 and then released gets arrested again after police change their minds
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College student plans to spend 30 days eating cockroaches, worms, crickets and tarantulas to raise popularity of sustainable proteins, diminish his chances of ever getting laid again
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(52)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Snake gets further with Jennifer Lawrence than any of you simians ever will (possibly not safe for work)
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(166)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Mets' Single-A affiliate Brooklyn Cyclones will have a "Saved By the Bell" night, with SBtB themed jerseys and events. Bonus: Anyone named 'Johnny Dakota' is banned from the game because we "Say Nope to Dope"
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(5)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Miami Heat, We saw your inbound failure last night. This is the way it's supposed to work. Sincerely, The Charlotte Hornets
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Fifty Shades of Gray movie are selling in record numbers to people in...the Bible belt?
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's socialist medical system finally gets death panels, and they're not hiding it or anything
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clearly unaware of how the internet works, Coca Cola set up a Twitter bot that took "negative tweets" and converted them into "happy tweets" as part of its Super Bowl marketing. It ended up causing quite a fuhrer
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(93)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stray pygmy goat gets wrangled by two New Jersey police officers. "He's out back in our livestock pen and he's actually hanging out with five new chicken friends"
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(24)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan meets Mizdow and athe Miz, while Stupod Sexy Roman is shoved down our throats, much to the delight of female viewers on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on SyFy
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(36)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman can't get 24-hour care for her violent, mentally ill 12 year old unless she gets arrested for refusing to pick him up from a temporary care facility
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(186)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"And the Jets and Bears are neck-and-neck for the lead in the Team Dysfunction Race, with the Niners looking to overtake here at the corner, but oh my GOD HERE COME THE BROWNS OUT OF NOWHERE"
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air Chief Marshal Foo Foo, the pet poodle of Thailand's crown prince, has been cremated after four days of Buddhist funeral rites. And then the story gets really weird
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(50)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about soy sauce packets, except why it splashes all over when you open it
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Taking two shots during a basketball game is not newsworthy, unless they happen to be bullets
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(17)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
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(388)
 
(HC Community Journal)
 
 
 
Fire stands its ground against firefighters, fights water with bullets. Texas tag needed
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(21)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul gets vaccinated, is now 10.55832853 times more likely to not shut up about it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Felicity Jones gets cast in Star Wars spin-off movie? Wait, there's a Star Wars spin-off movie in the works? Oh god, please tell me it doesn't have to do with small children and Ewoks
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(40)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court lets stand ruling that firing woman for breastfeeding not sexist since men can lactate. SOMEBODY HATES THESE CANS
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(139)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how much sleep you should get every night. Bottom line, you're probably not even close. Nobody is. What are your secrets for getting to sleep?
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Driverless pods, gliding above city streets using a network of elevated guideways. Is it the future?" No, it's a monorail (pics)
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somewhere in France, Hasbro is selling a monopoly set made entirely with real money, which should lead to some interesting arguments about who gets to be the banker
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(48)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. For California, that's the next 72 hours
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(83)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you go to the Super Bowl and afterwards you just want to get home as soon as possible but your private luxury jet gets stuck in the mud? Yeah, me too
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(59)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Boston Yeti roaming the streets during a snowstorm. New Hotness: Naked Cowboy walking down I-75 during a snowstorm
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(21)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Five things you learn by shopping at Mexican supermarkets in the US: 1. The produce is a hell of a lot cheaper than the gringo outlets
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Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell's Wikipedia bio gets intercepted
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(72)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
While mocking craft beer fans in its Superb Owl commercial, Budweiser forgets that it just bought a craft brewer that makes the same Pumpkin Peach Ale it made fun of
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(123)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ad gets all meta on us as one of the worst spots of this year's Super Bowl commercials
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(166)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sex sells. Too much sex never gets a chance to sell, leaves you limp like a dishrag (Not safe for work)
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(35)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Superman gets a new costume. Lois Lane still furious at Wonder Woman
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The gruesome secrets skeletons reveal about our ancestors. Like how they were all made of bones yet walked around and stuff
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(19)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you plan to show up at the stadium right before kick off and buy some Super Bowl tickets from a scalper looking to unload inventory, be sure to bring $9,000 in unmarked 10's and 20's
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Sat January 31, 2015
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Old Cornwall pasty bakery gets £1.6million funding to rebrand and expand, exposing its pasties to more of England
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
They throw grenades, we pull pins and throw back. Then it gets logical
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(14)
 
(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
News crew gets owned by Bill Cosby decoy
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(42)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Guy gets run over by an SUV, assaults assisting deputy, and tries to steal cruiser even after getting tased twice. And how was your night?
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(13)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man facing a lifelong ban from Britain's Parklife festival after bragging on Facebook he was going to sell all dozen of his tickets to the 2015 festival at triple the price
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets fifteen years in prison for manslaughter after she decided to drink and drive, crashing into a poolside cabana and killing a pregnant woman in 2012. The woman, now pregnant, thought she would gain sympathy
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