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500 headlines found matching 'ETS'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vulcan, Alberta: where the locals have come to embrace the strangely costumed outsiders who appear because of their town's name, if only for the cash they bring. Subby forgets which Law of Acquisition this would satisfy
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The danger isn't Amazon's algorithmic recommendation of things found together in chemistry sets, it's the algorithmic takeover of journalism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R-SC): "Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'. Who's with me?"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin high school requires girls wearing dresses submit photos of themselves wearing the dress before they buy tickets to homecoming
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gets into an argument over Russia and China with Rob Reiner, who is apparently the only liberal who would be caught dead on its show
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Student exploits "Stonehenge error" when teacher lets class bring one 3x5 card as a cheat sheet for test
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When Betsy DeVos travels for work, not only does she use her own personal jet instead of a chartered one, but she doesn't charge taxpayers for any of the operating expense
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diet Scoops gets mocked online after her cyber-bullying speech
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Seems "Convenient Amnesia" has taken its toll on Mike Pence as he forgets the name of the guy who got him his job in the first place. Bonus: On Fox & Friends
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
North Korea has an embarrassing amount of unpaid parking tickets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Rogue gay pornstar turned spy that posed as a Jihadist' somehow gets off. And you thought you had problems
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(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
Just in case you need to test giant rockets, NASA has a couple of big test stands available. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to battle it out in 5...4...3...2
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota lawmaker on protesters in the streets, "All Lives Splatter". Bonus: Stupid post on Facebook got her fired from her full-time job
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Mets pitcher Matt Harvey was being called "The Dark Knight" and considered one of the best pitchers in the league. This year he is having the worst season ever by a Mets starter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First wild bison spotted in Germany in over 250 years gets immediately shot and killed by hunters
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman that buys a used Mitsubishi from a Toyota dealer in South Africa demands that Toyota buy her a new Audi after her used POS breaks down, and then it gets really weird
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers continue their impressive track record of screwing up everything: Michael Cohen gets thrown out of private Senate Intel committee session for talking to press. Now it's a subpoena, and it'll be public
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The credit-reporting industry is a rapacious, unaccountable corporate beast that sucks up, stores, and sells our secrets whether we like it or not, and seeks to avoid any liability should anything go wrong"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 3 NFL power rankings see the Falcons take the top spot while the Jets take the bottom. And OMG the Browns are number 29
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cable gets fixed
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(Time)
 
 
 
People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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(9 News)
 
 
 
This story of a slam poet and a stolen house gets weirder the further down you go
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant forgets to switch back to his alt when replying to a troll. So... what's his Fark handle?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Showing they really took that "de-escalation" training to heart, St Louis cops in riot gear shout "Whose streets? OUR Streets" after dispersing protesters angry over the acquittal of an officer who murdered a suspect and planted a gun on him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Security researchers discover that hackers breached the popular system cleaning app CCleaner and used it to secretly install malware on users' computers. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish transferring all my vital data onto clay tablets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's sideline dancing "demoralized" Jets. As if the fact that they play for the Jets wasn't demoralizing enough already
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Disgusting and reprehensible': GOP pundit scorched for minimizing Trump's violent tweets as 'jokes'
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Sun September 17, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Finally, white people will be getting tickets from cops
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter hits peak depression and arrogance as Morrissey officially joins the social network. But be forewarned; the more you ignore him, the closer he gets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States: Trump retweets GIF of him hitting a golf ball and knocking over "Crooked Hillary" by a user named "Fuctupmind"
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Sat September 16, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos tries virtual reality while in Indy. Insert your own joke here
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mother of all rallies has a miscarriage. However, Donny tweets it is the largest ever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
World's second-oldest person gets promoted
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Study claims women flock to men who are losing their hair, finding them more confident, dominant and taller. One gets a feeling that maybe, just possibly, there's a touch of shenanigans going on here
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the International break, the EPL gets an early start for the weekend. The Cherries are still looking for their first points of the season at home while Brighton hope to win on the road. Kickoff at the Vitality Stadium is at 3 pm EDT
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Some guy won $45,600 betting on a professional wrestling pay per view. In other news, people actually accept bets on professional wrestling pay per views
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a mashup of Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine would sound like or what it would be called? Well, wonder no more. Presenting Prophets of Rage
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(Defence News India)
 
 
 
China using weaponized debt to seize other nations' strategic assets. That's a pretty nice Navy you have there, America. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions have confiscated the season tickets of a fan who posted a racist video on Snapchat directed at two other fans for sitting during the National Anthem
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comrades. Comrades. Please, we are running these war games as a simulation. A simulation of "an attack on Belarus by a terrorist group with air and sea assets." In related news, NATO redesignated as a terrorist organization
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Lil Kim is firing rockets again, putting Japan into a state of emergency
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Listen, I know we have hurricane devastation and nuclear devastation to worry about, but let's get to that new bill that sets requirements for online dating
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man gets a master's degree in having his pocket picked
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Wed September 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian Twitter bots using surprisingly effective new strategy: They retweet tweets that criticize Russia, the Kremlin and Trump, in order to get the user banned for using bots to increase their views
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller sets sights on Flynn's son, the FSB has weaponized Facebook, another Trump nominee goes bye-bye, and I'm wearing a funny hat. It's your MSNBC Evening Block. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
ESPN releases statement saying Jemele Hill's tweets about Donald Trump being a "white supremacist" were "inappropriate," even if Trump is a "'white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself' with 'other white supremacists.'"
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Tue September 12, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Police and prison officer pay to rise by more than 1% but less than 2%. Basically anything in this general area. Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard would like to remind everyone that he's still dating a blonde bombshell (w/pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badger culling gets go ahead in 11 new areas of England, has residents of Wisconsin on high alert
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French president suggests the country's workers are lazy. Outraged, the workers promise to take their protests to the streets once they've finished their hour-long smoking break
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming| Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running| Didn't make sense not to live for fun| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb| So much to do, so much to see| don't forget 9/11
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes getting Darwined sucks, sometimes Darwin forgets to turn on the turbines at the Hoover Dam
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's check in with the crowd at the Los Angeles Rams home opener - *crickets*
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Crystal Palace sets a record by firing a new manager after just 4 games. For you NFL fans, that's the equivalent of being fired as head coach after 6 quarters
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pope gets black eye in motor accident in Colombia. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the NFL season continues. After the Chiefs surprised the Patriots, will there be any other big upsets? Who will become an unsung hero? Fire up the grill and get the cold ones ready...kickoff begins at 1pm ET
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen King meets Bangor's other celebrity: The Duck of Justice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy gets sad because living in the Midwest isn't like living on the West Coast and people in Chicago don't want to be friends with a douche
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content to simply insult slaughtered children and mourn over imaginary pizza parlor kids, recent custody battle loser Alex Jones gets to stigginit to young girl over bad language and sounding unhinged
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(10 News)
 
 
 
The Hep-A outbreak in San Diego is so bad that the city plans to start hosing the streets with disinfectants
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 43,000 Americans have pledged to shoot bullets, lasers, and flamethrowers at Hurricane Irma. Because Murica
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pak Song Il, the North Korean tasked with interpreting Trump's tweets: "He might be irrational - or too smart. We don't know"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins-themed restaurant goes bankrupt, assets go to auction. Plethora of football clichés in article not included
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Surprisingly Sean Spicer gets a zero on "sexy" and "physically fit" but scores very high on "rude" and "creepy" in polls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that airport on Saint Martin that's approach required Jumbo jets to fly a few dozen feet over the heads of bathers at a popular beach? After Irma, it's not there anymore. The airport OR the beach
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Aspirin tablets helping to unravel basic physics at a feverish pace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tinder poo-thrower comes clean: "I have many regrets"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major banks' commodities revenue hits an 11-year low as they figure out easier, better markets and methods to screw people
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
In ASSoL remarks, Betsy DeVos announces plans to dismantle Title IX enforcement
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station employees in Milwaukee are fed up with daily raids from juvenile thieves. One clerk gets mad and locks them inside (with video)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Only four vessels can reach 3,000 meters deep in the ocean, and they're all owned by governments.This guy is building a private minisub with modified PlayStation controllers and cockpit tablets straight out of Star Trek
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the conclusion of this dismal season, New York Mets to work on a comprehensive plan to bounce back in 2018. Just kidding, the plan is to significantly cut payroll for next year
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
The 24 most terrifying puppets in movie history. Difficulty: no "Team America: World Police"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Russian designer of the coal-rolling Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier now works for China, suggesting we may see a whole new generation of Pacific carriers bursting into flames and exploding on their own
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair cuts cabin baggage limit to one piece. Not to be undone, United and American prohibit pockets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: It's just despicable how rapists are being held back from what they do best. Today that changes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. Commander apologizes after "highly offensive" pamphlets are airdropped in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, scientists at DARPA reconsider their attempt to weaponize Jack Chick tracts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With Hurricane Irma looming, we can be sure that Florida residents will overcome adversity and work together to . . . oh, wait, they're already beating each other senseless over sheets of plywood
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wanda gets litigious over rumors about its Wang
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Manhattan Landlords: The market is tanking and we can't sell our assets. Big Banks: That's ok, we'll lend you more money than your asset is worth and you can pay us back when you sell. Manhattan Landlords: Really? (Snert) (Suckers) *Smokebomb*
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ninja biker does 110 on rural road to run from cops. Forgets they have SCMODS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Baby talk? Meowing/barking back at them? Rubbing their bellies as you sit on the toilet? Fake throw the ball and insist that you did throw it and your dog just missed it? What strange/unusual things to you do to your pets?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man only drinks 3 beers, blows a .255 BAC, gets 6th DUI. Farkers immediately begin search for that particular brand of beer
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Boeing: Our competitor is selling passenger jets at an unfair, government subsidized cost and we don't like it. Government: Boeing doesn't even make a similar product for this market. Boeing: *smoke bomb*
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Like precious metals, some employees are silver, others are gold, and an elite few are platinum while the majority are either copper or iron. They are not treated as individuals with unique skills sets and backgrounds
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Mon September 04, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Finally the rich white guy gets a break
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Federal government sets up "immigration" roadblock along exit route from cannabis festival with drug dogs to sniff out people who overstayed their visas
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out Betsy DeVos may be the SANE Prince: Blackwater/Academi/XI founder Erik Prince is urging US to adopt the British East India Company model in Afghanistan: install a "Viceroy" backed by a mercenary army-which he just happens to have ready
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP lowers minimum wage saying increasing it to $10 would take 'money out of people's pockets'. And lowering it doesn't?
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But it was the note the suspect allegedly handed to the teller - reading "This is a robbery, give me 5,000 nobody gets shot." - "The opposite side of the note appeared to be a payroll stub," the warrant says
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why did Forbes kill a column advocating price-gouging in Houston - after it was published? Maybe it's because they developed a sense of shame and lacked the sense to know that the internet never forgets
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Joey Votto spots six-year-old fan with stage-4 neuroblastoma sitting by the Reds' dugout, hits ball halfway to Kentucky for him. Then it gets MORE dusty
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
'Smiling pig' which was rescued from Sichuan floodwaters in China gets the photoshop treatment thanks to the Internet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Right-wing: "YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN THOSE CIVIL WAR MONUMENTS, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO OUR HISTORY. Reporter: Does that mean you support keeping Harriet Tubman on the new $20 bill? Right-wing: *crickets*
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
You may wanna sit down for this, but Joel Osteen did NOT cruise his yacht through the streets of Houston while handing out his latest book. Seriously, as if he's going to hand out something he normally gets $50 a pop for? Some people believe anything
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Wed August 30, 2017
(moneyish.com)
 
 
 
New online calculator lets you see how rich (or poor) you'd now be if you'd invested in stocks like Facebook, Google, Apple, Tesla, etc... earlier. C'mon pick a stock ... any stock
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Back off NAFTA or this fetus gets it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they work? It's a little complicated, but here's a tip (just the tip) - don't do what this guy did
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/30): Secret Empire mercifully ends, Darkseid gives us an upskirt shot, Mace Windu finally gets his own motherfarking comic, Moneypenny gets out from behind the desk, and Hawkeye hunts the most dangerous game....Hawkeye
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Felix Sater bought vaginaboy.com to attack critics of his Russian collusion. And then it gets even weirder
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why understanding scale is so important... and why pretty much no one gets it
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Some Kansas Citians get drunk due to Royals scoreless streak and fall asleep on the couch. Ace pitcher Danny Duffy gets drunk and falls asleep in the Overland Park Burger King drivethru
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Those Tweets about Obama visiting after Sandy...Peppridge Farm remembers them
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Tue August 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man casually wears swastika necklace on the NYC subway. Stay tuned for the follow up "man wearing swastika necklace gets beat up" story
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asinine: University of Tampa professor tweets that Hurricane Harvey is "instant Karma for Texas voting Trump in". Facepalm: Florida ALSO went for Trump. Dumbass: Gets fired for his stupidity. Fail tag splits the difference and calls it even
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Jets on track to become first team in NFL history to put their long snapper on a pitch count
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For a few hours, the gift Shop at Trump Towers in NYC had KKK hoods "for fine people" and "urine-proof" rubber sheets for sale until a reporter ruined everything by trying to buy them and thus alerting store employees to their presence
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Because if you're going to produce a Broadway play about Albert Einstein, it better have puppets and lots of them
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If your truck gets stuck in park, don't crawl under it and force it into neutral - especially if you're parked on a boat ramp trying to launch a boat
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some thirty years ago a cryptic message known as the Toynbee tiles began to mysteriously appear embedded in city streets across the country. And to this day nobody has been able to solve the riddle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are lining up for $1,200 tickets to see Hillary Clinton explain why she's not the president. It says so right here in the paper
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump: I pardoned Joe Arpaio when I did so it would get the highest ratings. And nobody gets as high a rating as I do
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Mon August 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you've got 34 Xanax pills, 29 amphetamine pills, 96 Oxycodone pills, 3 bags of MDMA, 6 bags of meth, 68 bottles of steroids, 3 bags of ketamine, 2 vials of ketamine, a bag of shrooms and 700 ecstasy tablets, a killer robot almost seems reasonable
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Old ladies scrap on the subway, 63-year-old gets the worst of it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest sign the Jets are tanking: they signed Armagedon
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense Mattis, to troops: "You're buying time until the rest of the country gets their shiat together"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Homeless man who gained national fame after pouring coffee on himself for $5 gets hit by car, dies
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wingnut Media: Man was stabbed because he looked like a neo-Nazi. Reality: Apparently, he held a knife to his own leg and said, "nobody move or the Nazi gets it," and everyone moved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump re-tweets a Fox News reporter who accused Obama of pardoning "a traitor" and "a terrorist", a reference to Chelsea Manning and Oscar Lopez Rivera. Difficulty Obama pardoned neither of them, just commuted their sentences; one after 35 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS suicide bomber gets cold feet, runs away after coming under fire. Explosionarity ensues (with video)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those hardest hit by the disaster in Houston assess its brutal impact: Amid estimates that the insured losses from the storm could reach $25 billion, Allstate frets it may have shave its earning by 89 whole cents per share this quarter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You bought 32 lottery tickets with the same number combination? You know, that's probably not the best... WHAT?
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everyone who went to the movies this weekend, say "I did" .... ***crickets***
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tobe Hooper gets chainsawed, or trapped in the TV, depending on your preference
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is that football before me, Bournemouth hosting Man City? Let me watch thee at 7:30am ET. At 10, I see Palace & Swansea, a match of the mind. ManU & Leicester is a 12:30 creation. And Sunday shows Blues & Toffees at 8:30, then Spurs & Clarets
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Formula 1 is back after the August break and Hamilton sets a new track record while matching Michael Schumacher for the all time record for poles. It is time for the annual Spa day with the Belgium Grand Prix at 8am ET on NBCSN
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Sat August 26, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What happens when the NFL comes back to L.A. after 20 years while McGregor & Mayweather are fighting 200-odd miles away; Rams-Chargers tickets going for $6
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Confederate flag sales are booming after Charlottesville. You get a treason flag. You get a treason flag. Everybody gets a treason flag
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starting Monday free range organic tofu nuggets at Whole Foodazon.com will be dropping from $15.99lb to $15.97
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D-ecrepit CA): 'Dems have won every fight against Repubs'. Conveniently forgets about losing the 4 special elections this year
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you are lucky enough to be wandering the streets of Venice, Italy do not shout the words 'Allah Akbar', the Mayor has ordered the snipers to take you out. Possible Not safe for work stuff on page
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/23): Dick Grayson becomes a fascist goon, New Thor and Classic Thor team up, Black Krrsantan gets an origin story and hopefully an answer on why Wookiees don't wear pants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Back in February, firefighters rescued these piglets from a barn fire. It's now August, which means it's time for a barbecue
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sophomore gets angry that her ex-boyfriend goes black, fears he won't go back, and posts those thoughts to the internet like someone who's never used it before
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hotel in Scotland gets a tax rebate under a Scottish government program meant to help "failing businesses"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
A five-foot long poisonous NOOOOOOOOOOPE gets removed from a child's Lego set in Australia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Jets reveal their slogan for the 2017 season
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In Little League World Series, Dominican pitcher consoled by winning Venezuelan team after walk-off win. Mets pitchers now hoping MLB teams adopt the same policy
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Federal Courts: Bed and Breakfast and Brothel gets off while the police chief doesn't, cop can testify against other cops in BB gun shooting, and breaking a drunk driver's back to keep him from hurting himself might be excessive
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, yeah Trump's poll numbers are in the toilet, but that's only because we haven't fixed the thing that lets chicks vote yet
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of "Beyond the Wall," last night's Game of Thrones which was devastating, heartbreaking, and left fans feeling cold. It sets up a huge season finale and, in one word, WOW [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news, Texas farkers: Ted Cruz is barnstorming the state, and TFA has the deets so you can ask him hard-hitting policy questions like just how involved his dad was in the JFK assasination and what it's like to be the Zodiac Killer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The new Mets are playing like the old Mets
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 7, Beyond the Wall, is here. Jon Snow goes north to capture a White Walker while Daenerys gets a new outfit as Sansa and Arya deal with Littlefinger's letter. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread 9pm ET on HBO
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millennials are now financing everything from bed sheets to concert tickets. Mostly because no one is going to repossess dirty sheets or used tickets
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Sat August 19, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After guy's video of rat running around counter of Original Tommy's Burgers gets million+ views on Facebook, restaurant chain suggests he faked it like the Moon Landing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Predator" actor Sonny Landham gets to the chopper at age 76
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After "Chachi" from Happy Days rips Sen. Marco Rubio's response to the Barcelona terror attacks, Lil' Marco gets Biblical on him: "Fools take no delight in understanding, but only in displaying what they think. Proverbs 18:2"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare stolen sousaphone returned to owner after being tracked down on the shadowy world of underground sousaphone black markets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi
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(DW)
 
 
 
Rule 34 meets a lust for burning trash
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's response to Barcelona? The extrajudicial mass execution of Muslims using bullets dipped in pig's blood. No, really
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box charges $3 to top your hash browns with chicken nuggets, ranch dressing, Frank's Red Hot, and white cheese sauce, satisfy all your dark urges
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Due to injuries, Mets reach peak Mets by having to shuttle their catcher between 2B and 3B depending on the opposing hitter so he wouldn't have to field a ball
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ron Howard tweets Han Solo teaser with imperial helmet, fandom assumes the Death Star is in the movie, because fandom is dumb
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theresa May condemns fascism, triggers tonight's 3 AM Presidential tweetstorm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what a formal treaty with North Korea might look like once Trump the bully gets his way with the robust dictator
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Wed August 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife on a guy who sets up shop in America after fleeing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in his homeland is probably not a great career-criminal move
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO councils are gone, the GOP doesn't want to condemn Two Scoops specifically for his racist remarks, and Betsy DeVos is doubling down to push her agenda through. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Time)
 
 
 
See what Trump's tweets look like as cartoons. It only makes them look slightly more ridiculous
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps sensing time may be running out, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is charging full speed ahead on her agenda to implement "school choice" at the federal level
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Man gets hilarious chest tattoo that makes it look like he's a tiny man driving his own body
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
N.M. GOP leader tweets a bunch of conspiracy nonsense just before Charlottesville turns into a shiatstorm and then resigns. "These violent, leftist protesters are the brainless robots that are created by evil Soros money.." and more insanity
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Tue August 15, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande criticized for unprofessionalism at first concert in South Korea: landing in Seoul just 3 hours before show to avoid press, leaving immediately afterwards, and stiffing buyers of $570 VIP tickets. "No manners at all"
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
What happens when Juggalos collide with pro-Trumpers in the streets of D.C.? Mark your calendars for September 16th, stock up on popcorn and tune in to find out
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(Latest)
 
 
 
LOL Young, white 'tough' guy gets caught running, screaming and stripping out of his alt-right "costume" after confronted about being a white supremacist. And it's all on tape
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having NEVER, EVER, EVER even been accused of manipulating metals, stocks, futures, markets, economies, etc, Goldman Sachs says bitcoin may rise about $500 more, before losing half its value
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Robert Reich finally gets around to realizing what Fark has been saying for months; Trump is making America hate again
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked, intoxicated man at a truck stop yells at man that "he should go back to Africa," then exposes his genitals to everyone in the parking lot. Then it gets weird
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Nazis collide with the Soviet Union on the streets of Seattle, along with a guy burning a US flag and screaming 'fark America' who could probably belong to either side
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump found his Twitter password. One of his first tweets since Saturday was about the Charlottesville rally. Just kidding. It was about obstructionist Democrats
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "Eastwatch," in which Daenerys and Jon have a moment with Drogon, Cersei gets some rather troubling news, and Bran tries to issue a warning about Wight supremacists attacking, all of it setting up a fascinating endgame [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacist marcher gets ID'd on Twitter and loses job at hot dog restaurant
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: GOP strategist gets pounded on MSNBC for insisting Breitbart.com isn't a 'racist platform'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
#UniteTheRight organizer Jason Kessler tries to hold a press conference in Charlottesville and gets summarily swarmed, punched and chased away (w/video)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police test cadets' focus with squeaky rubber chicken
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans were all about free trade and opening up new markets? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, the markets lost a trillion, but how much money did the Trump Clan, Kim Jong Dynasty, and Putin's Oligarchy make with advance knowledge of the chest-thumpy nuclear kerfluffle likely coordinated via non-government back-channel communications?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC *gets some peanuts*
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis meets Jeff Bezos, possibly to find out if Amazon's delivery drones can be fitted with bayonets and flamethrowers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: President ratchets up the rhetoric, saying the US would "overwhelmingly retaliate" against North Korea and "end their country as they know it." News: President Bill Clinton back in 1993
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump decides to take it easy today and just retweets headlines from Fox and Friends
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has been Secretary of Education for six months. It's time to grade her performance. And it's an F
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Asian stock markets tank due to Trump's saber-rattling over North Korea inducing investors to take profits and GTFO. Mission accomplished
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Meh: Estonian soccer team scores 15 seconds into the match. Fark: Without touching the ball. In other news, the Patriots figure they're good to score this way four times against the Jets this year
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After getting sued by the non-inventor of email who didn't marry The Nanny, Techdirt gets defense support from Craig of the list and The Koch Foundation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Less nuclear panic today, more bizarre tweetstorms, Manafort's house was raided and nobody noticed. Let's see what drops next, this is tonights Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live thread. show starts at 9PM EDT
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Subby predicts 17 named storms, 6 hurricanes, and 2 major hurricanes, neither hitting the US. Place your bets, and let's see how it turns out. $5 ante to participate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump sets his Twitter sights on Yertle
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
How did the A-10 get its BRRRRRRT? Let's just say there were a couple of challenges in making a tank melting, 30mm gatling gun that shoots bullets bigger than beer bottles fly
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Don't be an idiot and ride with your feet on the dashboard. The airbag could force your knees through your eye sockets
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Outsourcing the war in Afghanistan to Betsy DeVos's brother -- the CEO of Blackwater -- is a BAD IDEA
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Patriots bought three 767 jets, but only two are agreed upon unanimously
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mega church pastor conveniently forgets "Blessed are the peacemakers", says God can use Trump to "take out" Kim Jung Un
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Like the Frinkiac and the Morbotron before it, the Master of all Science lets you make memes and gifs of Rick and Morty quotes. Which is good, because the show is still young, and its anal cavity is still taut yet malleable
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"The New York Mets are a stunt car on fire, careening off a rock face to the desert hellscape below. That means it must be August." (Warning slideshow)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Broflake whines about hiring women, gets fired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump Soho gets pwned
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Mon August 07, 2017
(LAist)
 
 
 
Twitter accounts for 2 largest transit agencies in California now dueling marijuana poetry. Just wait til @FurthurBusAT50 gets involved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand should ban alcohol from supermarkets because having it there "normalizes its use". Kinda late for that
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Worst timed article: New chief of staff Kelly moves quickly to tame Trump's tweets
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The "Vitamin D Deficient Minion" Stephen Miller gets taken to task by John Oliver for his decision to pick a fight with the Statue of Liberty
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Subby uses a VPN when surfing the web (you should too) and gets surprising ads on certain sites. This link from WaPo served me Russian ads
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Guy gets sent to the blackboard and never leaves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark gets a shout-out in a recent Dark Tower review - "As a commenter on Fark recently said, I would be perfectly fine watching two hours of Idris Elba reading Yelp reviews"
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Grappa is like wine's little brother. who gets all the unwanted and hand-me-down parts from the grape
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CCA threatens to close a NM for-profit prison unless it gets 300 new inmates in the next 60 days. Subby reckons they haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
MLS joins big leagues of American sports, gets its first reversal of ref's blown call thanks to instant replay
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Boris Said's magnificent white guy fro gets one last chance to teach the NASCAR Genesee Beer Cup Series guys how to turn right when they hit Watkins Glen for the I ✈ New York 355, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anti-Pot Warrior and retired Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions gets recommendations on significantly stricter pot laws from his task force. Wait, what's that? Sorry, they're recommending to continue Obama policies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Annual study finds US is now a 2nd Tier country. Trump administration moves to make it a 3rd Tier country after Betsy Devos reminds them that 3 is greater than 2
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Curiosity hits its 5 year anniversary, wants to know when it gets to go home
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Jets claim a player off waivers. Not only did the announcement contain a picture of the wrong player. It was also a player from a different team
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Fri August 04, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
On the mean streets of Seattle, there can be only one way to clean up crime. And since this is Seattle, that way is 'send in more Starbucks'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man dumps body in horrendous act, then gets horrendous food at Applebee's
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a year's worth of "after school specials" about bad life choices crammed into a single headline: "Principal-turned-stripper gets 32 years for killing cop in DUI"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For a long time, it has been DOJ policy not to subpoena reporters or media outlets except as a very last resort in investigations so as not to appear to be trying to chill their 1st Amendment freedoms. Note the use of the past tense
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl this season, everyone gets free beer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bizarro Fox News: McMasters reports that Susan Rice did nothing wrong. And back in our world: *crickets*
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Poor Lumpy nearly stripped his gears when it was revealed that the current national security adviser absolved Susan Rice of any wrongdoing for unmasking the subjects of NSA intercepts, but decided she gets to keep her security clearance too
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Patriots decided to save money on postage by just including AFC Championship tickets with their season ticket holder mailings
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Drug company executive lets an escort he met on Backpage.com spend $5.8 million on his company's credit card. BRILLIANT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Denmark, Game of Thrones isn't fantasy. And if this gets greenlit, someone will probably link the garish mausoleum he refuses to be buried in
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(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Boeing gets creative during a Dreamliner test flight
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Everybody gets a nickname, right stinky?" - All nicknames have merit, except for "subby"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Famed hedge fund oil trader known as "God" pulls the ripcord on his golden parachute and gets raptured to safety. His investors, not so much
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Canada sets up a refugee housing center at Montreal's Olympic Stadium for refugees from... some war torn country? No - the United States of America
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker forecasts 42 straight months of Hell on Earth, so you really should buy his food buckets if you want to survive and ascend to heaven on a full stomach
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman states the obvious on the Colin Kaepernick situation: "Ryan Fitzpatrick, Ryan Mallett, whoever is starting for the Jets is terrible, have jobs. Blake Bortles has shown you enough to where you don't think Kaep would be a solid fit?"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
What better way to appreciate the awesome majesty of a total solar eclipse than a mall-sponsored one-minute fireworks show when it gets really dark
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"New Chief of Staff John Kelly finds key problem with President Trump's White House: Bad info getting into the hands of the president." No word on if he'll just block the Fox News channel or if he's going to remove the White House TV sets altogether
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos gets another F. Two more and she'll have to repeat her first year in office
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/2): Two Hulks for the price of one, Turok gets another chance, Murder Ballads, a Greg Pak giant mech story, and the further adventures of Amelia Earhart. Why that last one isn't available in Braille, we'll never know
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Tue August 01, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ohio man gets new girlfriend who's cool with having his ex around. Really cool
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Warriors star crashes house party, immediately gets in a fight with members of the Rogues and Van Cortlandt Rangers while Kid and Play run around trying to be funny
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget mullets and man-buns - only one hairstyle for men is truly unforgivable: "rich asshole"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops launch a land war in Asia to distract? Will the Purge continue? Will Pence hide out in the Baltics until Trump gets arrested? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. Paris gets 2024 Olympics and Los Angeles get the 2028 games
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SHS's fashion sense is "Margaret Thatcher meets Janet Reno"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Right-wing attacks on "government schools" have an older, dark heritage. They have their roots in American slavery, Jim Crow-era segregation, anti-Catholic sentiment and Christian fundamentalism, and such groups are funded by Betsy DeVos
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Outer Banks debacle gets worse, as all three electrical lines that serve the area have been damaged or compromised
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Quick heads up from the author you Farkers turned into a one-day best-seller last summer... his book is free today, and he's giving away $1,000 in a treasure hunt to people who read it. Deets in link
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After seven seasons, Jon Snow meets Daenerys Targaryen. Will she get his loyalty? Will the Unsullied overcome the Lannisters at Casterly Rock? Find out in The Queen's Justice. It's your Game of Thrones discussion thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Dog runs to find help after two girls are struck by lightning. That dog gets the Hero tag and a steak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Friend of White House publicist Anthony Scaramucci sends a series of Tweets Saturday mocking Reince Priebus for being unemployed and suggesting he had a mistress
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets a truth
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
What secrets is the enigmatic Mrs. S hiding from Sarah and Kira? Will the clones gather together and attend Felix's opening? Will it be a trap? Find out in "Guillotines Decide." It's your Orphan Black discussion thread, 10 PM ET on BBC America
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With help of climate change, Finnish ship sets record for earliest crossing of fabled Northwest Passage, making it from Vancouver to Greenland on July 29 with full load of spices, tea leaves, and opium
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A 30-year study concludes that Mary Poppins was right about a spoonful of sugar being beneficial, but only for women. Sorry guys, no sweets for you, you'll just have to stick to beer and sports to cheer up
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man is at it again. This time he robs a bank, gets naked, and runs down the street throwing money
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Frank Castle gets the War Machine armor, but it makes no damn sense
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish Hydraulic Press guy decides that if the explosion created by crushing a single sheet of paper was spectacular, then crushing 1500 sheets will be even better, and besides, they may attack at any time, so we must deal with it. VAT DE FAKK
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The Emoji Movie" was the anti-"Dunkirk", sitting comfortable at a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, until one critic, Betsy Bozdech, of Common Sense Media, gave it a "positive" review: "The Emoji Movie isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It's 'meh.'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
John McCain: Now you run on home to your constituents, and tell them... tell them everything's all right. And there aren't any more repeal bills in the valley. *gets on his horse and rides back to AZ*
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
I don't know what's more sad: that a country music icon is playing nine shows in Sioux Falls, SD; or that he's sold enough tickets to account for more than half the state's population
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No one understands how smart gun can be hacked by magnets, not even the gun
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau continues to tick off boxes on his bucket list, gets his picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets "IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP GOD!" God responds
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Show us the dough, Farkers. It's time to break out the bread and tell us your secrets to making the good stuff
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not a Disaster Movie pitch: Cruise ship traveling with another ship through the Northwest Passage in case Cruise ship gets into trouble. There are virtually no Emergency Response assets up there. Wish Ernest Borgnine was still alive
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was given $100,000 check from Trump at today's White House press briefing. Plot twist it was donated to Dept of Ed not for giving Putin a hand job
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: no matter how much you love your pets, you're still not allowed to bury them in a public park
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The true consequences of Lucky Whitehead's (non) arrest have come to pass. The New York Jets claim him off waivers. The poor guy can't catch a break
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - easonable) tweets his response to Trump's ban on transgender people in the military, and says that the U.S. should not be discriminating against anyone and that transgender people are people
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
By 45% to 20%, Republicans favor having courts "shut down news media outlets" for "biased or inaccurate" stories. Nice republic we had there
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Switch lets Nintendo switch back to profitability
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets infected with strange new virus by stray cat in Japan. Unfortunately it doesn't give her sexy super powers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-ational thought for once): "I quit reading the president's tweets quite a long time ago. "I don't pay that much attention to them, and I recommend other people not pay a whole lot of attention to them"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
The Rock meets his most difficult opponent yet -- Siri
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Full transparency: I am deleting old tweets." On Day One, Scaramucci goes Full Orwell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moran gets brained
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's memory is improving. He just remembered 77 assets he left off his financial disclosure forms
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
33-year-old grandfather and Mike Tyson fan... wait, it gets better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Korn guitarist tries to troll the music industry by calling Linkin Park singer's suicide cowardly, forgets no one gives a damn about his opinion
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are eight worlds beyond Earth that might have life on them in our own solar system. But only two are planets
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airport sets aside parking spaces just for women: extra wide, painted pink, and each labeled with an image of a high heel shoe. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everyone forgets Generation X, says X'er who remembers pre-digital world. "Now with the internet and social media it's too easy, too promiscuous, you can join and leave 20 tribes in an hour. No wonder millennials are having a huge identity crisis"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY to DC in 29 minutes -- Elon Musk gets go-ahead for hyperloop
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Chris Christie is so unpopular he was booed after catching a foul ball at a Mets game and giving it to a kid
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
City council: Oh, you want to put a Satanic monument next to the Christian one? Then, no. Nobody gets a monument
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach gets ready to put on his prison stripes. Yeah, yeah, Trump's voter guy is a crook. You didn't know?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Carhartt successfully markets its brand of all-American working-class ruggedness to wimpy office drones and brawny Trump fans alike, has clear edge in profitability because most of its clothing is made in Mexico
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meet the people who battle to be first to reply to Two Scoops tweets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets fans want Tim Tebow called up before September, say they need him to give the team last rites
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Would you pay $699 for this juicer? No? Well now it's $399 But wait, you can squeeze the juice packets with your hands? Well we are dropping the price to $200 so don't wait call now
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently not learning from past celebrity breakups, another boyfriend of a Hollywood celebrity gets her name tattooed on his arm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl gets battery stuck up her nose for six months but she's fine now that it's been removed and she's learned not to do that again. However, now she does plan on sticking her fingers in a wall socket to see what that's like
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Tow trucks refuse to remove homeless peoples' rat and flea-infested campers from Los Angeles streets. The job is so dirty no one wants it
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