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53 headlines found matching 'ESL'
Sun August 28, 2016
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(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
The Bundesliga is back, starting with Bayern Munich v. Werder Bremen, Borussia Dortmund v. Mainz, and lots of other games this weekend
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Wed August 24, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The internet continues to show its love of Leslie Jones by hacking her phone and website, publishing nude photos, and posting a video of Harambe on her site
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Tue August 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tesla now offering $20,000 Super Ludicrous mode upgrade, making it good for 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, which is on par with a high-end Ferrari. 2.5 seconds is also the exact amount of time it takes to get beamed through space with your ass on backward
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Fri August 12, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
We go inside Elvis Presley's dire battle with diet and drugs, and how his lover Linda Thompson saved him from drowning in a bowl of chicken soup
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Green Car Reports)
 
 
 
"Automakers 'not even trying' to sell electric cars". Come on guys, you're making this too easy for us. I mean, seriously, WTF? - Tesla
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla autopilot not only DOES NOT kill a person, but helps drive him to the hospital when he develops chest pains. Good thing too, since he's an attorney
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
25 low stress jobs that pay over $70K per year, deslidified because subby doesn't get paid enough to be stressed out by people calling for his death for linking a slide show
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Wed August 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $150 million Q2 loss, may miss 2016 delivery targets. When did Elon Musk adopt Chrysler's business model?
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A tree that once looked like Elvis Presley has now morphed into Donald Trump. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a technology that would have made Nikola Tesla stop talking to his pet pigeon, stand up, and applaud
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Wed July 27, 2016
(NESN Fuel)
 
 
 
The Tesla driver killed in that crash was speeding and watching Harry Potter. At least he had his pants on
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals Tesla's Master Plan: Cars, solar power, broadcast power, death rays
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd proves he is out of touch by claiming that those attacking Leslie Jones on Twitter are white men between 50-60 who are members of the KKK. Like anyone in their 50's who are still members of the KKK could figure out how to Tweet
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Mercedes looked at all the trouble Tesla was having with autonomous driving and thought "let's do all that... but with a bus"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"The Tesla Model X should have been a minivan"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
Tesla's salespeople ranked last for the second year in a row
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Those terms of use you clicked through without reading say your Tesla can try to kill you if you take your hands off the wheel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla puts more lipstick on its Model X pig
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Tue July 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Setting your Tesla autopilot to speed on a winding shoulderless road through a canyon might be the best way to test it out
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Mon July 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla Masterplan Phase 2: ?
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Get out your hooves and glitter. Brony-Con is here (deslided)
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Fri July 08, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"The first thing to understand about [Tesla's] Autopilot is that it's not one"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
A Tesla self-driving vehicle has crashed. Not a repeat and this one can't be blamed on a DVD
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Wed July 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tesla waited nine days to report self-driving car fatality as Elon Musk was too busy working on Ultron
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten sequels that took over a decade to make. And most were sequels no one really wanted (deslided)
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla's "autopilot" feature keeps you in your lane and your speed steady. It does not, however, get you out of the way of the onrushing 18-wheeler if you are too busy watching a movie on your portable DVD player
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
First self driving car death in the U.S., with a Tesla S on autopilot going under a tractor trailer because it thought it saw Sarah Connor
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Wed June 29, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley could not help falling in love with her fourth husband, files for divorce
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see photos of just how nasty New York City was in the '70s, you've come to the right place, pal (even deslidefied - wat more do ya want from me? Get outta here)
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Video proof that American GIs drove Teslas during WWII
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Yo Elon, we heard you liked Musk, so your Tesla business took over your SolarCity business, and this deal smells funny
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Tesla's Model S can turn into a boat (kinda)"
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
101 gadgets that changed the world. Deslidifier not listed (Bonus: Deslided) (Non-bonus: List is from 2011)
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Tue June 14, 2016
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Santa Monica Police Chief: Even though he was armed to the teeth, and even though we said James Wesley Howell was there to disrupt the Gay Pride Parade, we have changed our minds. He was just there to have a good time
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Mon June 13, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla co-founder says forget about sports cars and luxury vehicles, electric garbage trucks are where it's at
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LAPD decides that electric BMWs can outrun criminals better than Teslas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla driver: The car accelerated out of control and crashed. Tesla computer: It can only be attributable to human error
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disputing the well-known theory of Wesley Snipes, physicist claims he knows how to beat the house in roulette
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk interview from Code2016 conference covers AI, delivery difficulties for Tesla, and how he plans to start a Mars colony in 2025
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Behold this never before seen footage of Elvis Presley. Thank you. Thank you very much
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So what would really happen if we ran completely out of fossil fuels? Besides Tesla drivers being even more smug than they already are
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leslie Jones, beware the wrath of Tom Cruise
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Tue May 24, 2016
(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Real Talk: Tesla is financially run like a ponzi scheme
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Thu May 19, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Edison kneecapped, Tesla and The Oatmeal not involved...this time
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
UAW sees signs of productivity at Tesla and wants to nip that in the bud
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA Director Leslie Knope dispatches clowns, Li'l Sebastian to calm down angry travelers at Cincinnati airport
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tesla exploits tourist visas to hire factory construction workers for $5/hr
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are awesome toys, if you are super-rich that is (deslided for your enjoyment)
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
After a year of testing, LAPD finds Tesla impractical as a police cruiser, returns all cars at no charge
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's merger idea - Apple should buy Tesla ... and make Elon Musk CEO
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla shoots for the moon, vows to deliver 1 million electric cars per year by 2020, blows away Wall Street analysts with enthusiasm at giving more Americans that sweet electric-car tax break
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla's market capitalization is currently about $31 billion - equivalent to $620,000 for every car it delivered last year. GM by comparison is $4,800
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla's Elon Musk pulls the plug on multiple preorders for Model 3
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