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165 headlines found matching 'ESC'
Sun July 05, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why your smartphone takes better photos than the Hubble Telescope
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(25)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Judging by these new stills and scene descriptions, Batman V. Superman is going to suck even worse than we feared, not even bringing Batfleck into the equation. And the big bad they most want to use? Brainiac
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Thu July 02, 2015
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't put the "GRAPHIC WARNING" caption BELOW the picture you are warning people about. (Graphic Warning: Article includes picture of deceased prison escapee)
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Wed July 01, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage WWII movie about heroic seaplane rescue goes a lot worse than the actual historical event
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(25)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Bigfoot family lives on his property, also solves mystery of what Bigfoot REALLY is: "I believe it's a descendent of Gigantopithecus, or some kind of early human. It's got human DNA because it's part human"
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
If nothing can escape from a black hole, then how does gravity do it?
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(170)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man shoots and kills his girlfriend in a hotel after an argument over who got what drugs escalated
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(39)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"His reign of terror came to a predictable climax," say neighbors of a man arrested for murder after an argument over dog feces in a yard escalated fairly quickly
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(51)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Described by CNN as 'the man responsible for 350,000 pregnancies,' Paris Wallace certainly sounds like a busy guy. But probably not in the way you'd think"
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(11)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston trying to lose weight to escape the wrath of J.J. Watt
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Criss Angel rescues an escapologist before his life disappears
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(12)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
NASA photo shows three crescent moons at same time. Wolf sweatshirt enthusiasts ecstatic
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(22)
 
(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
Mating frogfish, like you, described as "mini tornadoes of destruction", although less likely to wipe off on the curtains (vid)
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(4)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas Governor picks homeschooler to chair Texas State Board of Education, because Texas
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(76)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember that cabin where those two escaped murderers hung out for a while? Turns out the owners kept so many weapons in the cabin that they don't even know what is missing. Sleep tight, upstate New Yorkers
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(246)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Three things you will take away from this insightful interview: 1) At least 15 members of the Senate are total idiots; 2) Senate subcommittees do not appreciate the subtlety of the "Curly"; 3) Al Franken laughs like Fran Drescher
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Brietbart columnist calls for a public ban on the flying of a flag he says has become a symbol of bigotry, intolerance and oppression. Fark: The gay pride rainbow flag. It's going take a brand new geometry to describe this level of obtuseness
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
This house. Once it was a good house. Strong. Upright, a good house for man. A place to escape the midday sun by drinking many cold beers. But now this house has grown weak, and old. To fix up this house, that would be a good thing
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently the NY prison escapees broke into a cabin and jerked off
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Sat June 20, 2015
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If after being rescued from raging floodwaters, the rescue crew tells you to stay away from the water, you MIGHT want to listen to them
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(15)
 
(Albany Democrat-Herald)
 
 
 
Columnist eats Carl's Jr. Most American Thickburger, barely escapes with his life
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Fri June 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I feel betrayed," says husband of the woman who arranged for him to be murdered by two prison escapees. Well. One would just assume
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(33)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Stowaway descends on London faster than plane. Second stowaway decides to ride plane to airport
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(63)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher: "I had tons of sex with my gay ex-husband." Go, nanny, go
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(100)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today is the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo. The Royal Family will be attending a memorial, couldn't escape if they wanted to
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Husband of former prison worker who helped two inmates escape: No way I'm standing behind her
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(68)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump, being Donald Trump, announced his candidacy at Trump Plaza, making a weird grand entrance via escalator - going down, of course, the symbolism of which is lost on that witless ape"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Earlier reports that a lion escaped from the flooded Georgia zoo and killed a man are incorrect. It was a tiger
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(71)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the one person with the power to save the Republican party from complete obsolescence: Hillary Clinton
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Mon June 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Search for escaped New York inmates expands to Vermont. US Marshall in charge of the investigation says he wants a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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Sun June 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who lives? Who dies? Is anyone still rooting for Stannis? Will Lady Stoneheart debut? Will Sansa escape? Did anyone miss Bran? Find out in "Mother's Mercy," the Season 5 finale. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion thread (9 PM ET on HBO)
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(743)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Washington state trooper goes above and beyond to escort woman who got lost on her scooter back home by following her and letting her drive her scooter as fast as it will go (6mph) for an hour until she makes it home
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There's something kind of outlaw romantic about the police raiding your home and finding enough dried pot to fill a 55-gallon garbage bag but you escape the long arm of the law by sailing away on a skiff
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Ukrainian model "Human Barbie," who has built career and huge fan base upon creepily resembling Barbie doll, wishes she could escape her degrading nickname and spend more time as breatharian spiritual leader called Amatue
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For most people, shooting yourself in the foot is a metaphor to describe doing something stupid that keeps you from accomplishing something. Then there's this guy
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Thu June 11, 2015
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian man tries to escape arrest by eating his tablet. Worked
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(16)
 
(Closer Online)
 
 
 
Female Dannermora prison worker helped inmate escape 'because he had a big penis'
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(143)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
International college students in Japan describe Americans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Robbins would like to remind everybody that for God's sake it's just a movie and he's not a prison escape expert
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subby and several other folks are trying to build an educational center for non-traditional students and homeschool students. Super white pearly teeth will be optional
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his case dismissal and release 2 years ago, teen who spent 3 hellish years of beatings and isolation on Riker's without being charged of a crime has made his final escape through the only means possible
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Two convicted murderers don't even need to take the sh*thole route when escaping through tunnels to get out of maximum security prison. Andy Dufresne impressed
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(51)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Marymount University)
 
 
 
You try and rescue a drowning woman. Difficulty: She has a head injury and you have to perform resuscitation while treading water until help comes. Oh, and the water is 40 degrees
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(44)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs article lead: "Fast-acting state troopers used welding gloves and a cat carrier to rescue a trio of baby raccoons from a poison ivy patch"
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(37)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian doctors banned from prescribing homeopathic remedies in hopes of diluting their inefficacy
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Wed June 03, 2015
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Search for missing swimmer in a pink swim cap suspended after Coast Guard rescues balloon
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(16)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Volusia county lifeguards had to rescue 32 people who thought they could swim on Saturday
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(21)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what it means when a Nobel laureate starts using the word "derp" to describe Republican ideology, but there you go
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(139)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man confronts his neighbor about vandalism to his vehicle. News: Which escalates when he throws a cup of coffee at his neighbor. Fark: The neighbor comes back with a machete and slices off two of the man's fingers
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(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet co-sponsors legislation that would reschedule marijuana, finally recognize it has accepted medical use: "In states where pot is legal, federal employees would be able use it, pursuant to their agency or employer's rules"
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(47)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cow escapes slaughterhouse only to be shot at McDonald's
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(61)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man forces his mom out of the car in the middle of the interstate because he felt she was driving too slowly to their destination. Then things escalate
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(45)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYC airspace gets busier due to flights diverted to JFK with fighter escorts
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(39)
 
(UTV (Ireland))
 
 
 
Punters rescued after dinghies capsize on lough. Strewth
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(29)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran who lost his legs in combat finds a brand new friend in a rescue dog named Tango who is also missing a leg. "Being as I'm an amputee, as well, we thought ... maybe we could teach each other a few things"
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(16)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A tabby cat named Baby needed to be rescued from the undercarriage of an old Volkswagen Beetle. He is looking forward to some Fahrvergnügen time on Caturday
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Madonna forced to reschedule the first five tour dates of her upcoming tour after AARP pulls out
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(6)
 
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Rescued woman captive in a box for months to be placed back in a box
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Insufferable coffee snobs and insufferable wine snobs and insufferable single malt scotch snobs have now been upstaged by in sufferable pot snobs. With photo gallery and description proof
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Searching for videos on how to juggle knives while balancing a chain saw? Taste battery acid? Make chlorine gas? Tie a noose? You can find all of this, and more, on YouTube Kids, the new app Google has marketed as safe for preschoolers"
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(25)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, Allen West escalated that quickly
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(167)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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(25)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A shy, gay man from West Virginia found himself operating "the largest gay escort service in Washington, D.C"
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(38)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CVS pill barista refuses to fill prescription because he didn't like the neighborhood the CVS was in
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(246)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Diane, reschedule my flight back to Washington and reserve me a rental car. Sedan. Domestic. Turns out I'm going back to Twin Peaks after all. Really looking forward to that coffee and cherry pie. You need to go out there and try it sometime
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(27)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Homeschooling Kentucky family has its kids removed by the state because they were living in squalor, without running water or a septic system. Apparently they had Facebook, though
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The new book "Why Grow Up?" makes a case for adulthood in an age of eternal adolescence. There are definite benefits to maturity and even responsibility. Oh, and penis
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Notorious drug-addled criminal begins community service at a preschool for underprivileged kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Men in black claiming to be police raid home. Suspects described as an old white guy with a gravelly voice and a younger hip black guy with attitude
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(26)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Sandra Lee is fighting breast cancer, which respects no one's tablescapes
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"This simple animation shows you just how immense the European Extremely Large Telescope is going to be compared to the Pyramids of Giza, the Colosseum in Rome, and the Statue of Liberty. It's going to be Extremely Large"
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If a team of astronomers has its way, the ISS will be outfitted with a laser-wielding telescope to kill the approximately 3,000 tons of debris we've left in orbit: "That's roughly 15 blue whales, 600 elephants, or 1,500 cars"
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(53)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olive Garden will offer breadstick sandwiches this summer. No word on whether it will come with unlimited breadsticks, creating a massive recursive breadstick singularity from which no dough can escape
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(69)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Anchorman thought it would be funny to tweet-promo the news team with "Pretty Woman" photoshop poster, starring himself as Richard Gere and his co-anchor as Julia Roberts. That escalated quickly
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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(28)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Demi Moore robbed of $200,000 of expensive clothing. Police to soon release a description of the dress
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's funny, Mr. Martin, you don't look like a 38-year-old woman of Asian descent. Oh, well, welcome to the UK
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911, I'd like to report a baby on the roof." (w/video of successful rooftop baby rescue)
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(28)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Best action of the Brewers / Dodgers game? The 16' ladder used to rescue Bob Uecker from being trapped in the broadcast booth
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(14)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Chris Kattan escorted out of Phoenix airport. I guess some people just can't forgive or forget when it comes to A Night at the Roxbury
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(53)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
European soccer fans are expected to get blind drunk before a big match, except if you're the costumed club mascot and need to be rescued by paramedics after stumbling around the pitch
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(7)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(51)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish archaeologists excited to excavate Waterloo, couldn't escape if they wanted to
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(14)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Fifteen things we'd like to see in the new Star Wars movies." Well, you don't have to wish for lensflares or eschewed canon; that's already happened
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can America right the off-course ship that is the economy, or will it continue to sink and require rescuing by China?
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(63)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
101-year-old man pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after being buried for a week, immediately tells all the rescuers to get the fark off his farking lawn, dammit
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(14)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Man owes New Hampshire $9,000 rescue costs because he wasn't in good enough condition to hike the White Mountains
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(77)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
4.0 earthquake hits southwest Michigan, epicenter 8 miles south of Kalamazoo area. Californians smile, nod condescendingly at freaked-out Midwesterners
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(165)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pill jockeys refuse to fill legitimate prescriptions, then blame DEA for their incompetence
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(131)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man deliberately crashes car into fire station, receives fastest rescue response time - and psych evaluation - ever (pics)
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(8)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson and James May leave "secret" meeting at Goodwood in a fluorescent green Lamborghini and bright yellow Ferrari, respectively. Way to blend in, guys
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(66)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Couple rents their house out on Airbnb to people planning drug-induced orgy, police called and describe scene as drug-induced orgy, couple upset at missing out on drug-induced orgy
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nepalese man trapped in rubble for three days drank own urine, tells rescuers he didn't HAVE to, it just seemed like the thing to do under the circumstances
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(41)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former 'Baywatch' star Jeremy Jackson arrested for stabbing a man rather than rescuing him
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(8)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
What do MC Escher and House of Cards have to do with your network security? More than you'd think (Sponsored link)
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(18)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
For the first time in 50 years, the U.S. is lowering the dose of fluoride in water. Which means that the government's hold over you is about to weaken and you have a chance to escape if you go RIGHT NOW NOW NOW
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(65)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The greatest view of our own galactic center from NASA's great observatories. Because three space telescopes are better than one
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Quacking duck ringtone helps firefighter rescue ducklings. No word on who gets the bill
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(16)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe if you had remembered that your mountain was sacred back when the previous 12 telescopes were being built people would take you a little more seriously now
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(58)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're feeling bad about life, these videos of humans rescuing animals in distress will make you feel good about life
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(9)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sisters survive in the wild on 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies and cheese puffs before being rescued. That's subby's normal diet
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(34)
 
(Catster)
 
 
 
Freeway the cat, injured and trapped on a busy highway median, is rescued by a good samaritan who was frustrated by the lack of response from official channels. The Caturday tag respectfully requests that the Hero tag join us this week
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman rescues scared stray dog by playing dead to gain his trust (pics)
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After five years, the newest and rarest shark species found off the U.S. coast is finally identified. Researchers describe it as "Jaws meets a kangaroo, with maybe a touch of cute kitten"
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(16)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
"There aren't really any words to describe the joyous horror of what you are about to watch. This blood-puking Cthulhu cat with molotov cocktails and the ability to rampage through Los Santos is the worst horror GTA 5 has to offer"
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hubble Telescope marks 25th anniversary in orbit, 6th year of functionality
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(15)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh describes a private business owner setting wages for his employees at above normal market rates without government intervention as "pure, unadulterated socialism"
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(129)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck, descendent of a slave owner, requested PBS censor the fact that an ancestor owned slaves from his episode of "Finding Your Roots", after producers discovered Ben Affleck's ancestor owned slaves
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(150)
 
(Judicial Watch)
 
 
 
In response to an earlier report describing an ISIS camp on the US/Mexico border, the FBI has set up a task force that is meeting to determine their strategy to bag the whistleblower of the story. Sleep well
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Thu April 16, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. prescription drug spending jumps 13% to a record $374 billion - mostly due to people who got severe headaches and dizziness after attempting to navigate through the Obamacare website
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(12)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie and Ray team up to takedown Deathbolt but will Team Arrow escape unscathed. (8ET CW)
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(63)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Netflix adding audio descriptions so blind viewers can "watch" Daredevil
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(148)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Kennedy Jr. would like to apologize for comparing the way vaccines have inflicted autism upon countless children to the Holocaust, will use "other words" to describe the "autism crisis" in the future
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Some Georgia Walmart)
 
 
 
A religious freedom bill at work: Woman's doctor prescribes drug to avoid invasive surgical procedure after a miscarriage. Pharmacist tells woman that she "couldn't think of a valid reason why you would need this prescription" and refuses to fill it
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Sun April 12, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly: RAND PAUL has released the first anti-Hillary ad
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(317)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Elderly woman bites flight attendant during flight. And you thought you could escape the zombie apocalypse by air
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(34)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Medieval tome reveals doctors treated kidney stones with a salve of honey and pigeon droppings, prescribed sticklewort to cure impotency, and treated mental illness by whipping the patient with a cord made of dolphin skin. Still better than Obamacare
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now who would want to steal an escalator?
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(35)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to Kansas: "We should put the same petty, unnecessary and insulting restrictions on your spending. Maybe they'll motivate you to escape your culture of federal dependency"
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Grandmother gets suspended sentence after police find 1,337 stolen items of clothing and accessories in her home, in what is being described as the most elite case of gran larceny ever
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(13)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming the Coast Guard will now be rescuing rich people from their capsized yachts in the Arctic Ocean
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(33)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man described as Britain's least competent criminal back in jail for 350th conviction as he continues doing life on the installment plan (pics)
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(17)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clash over $1.4 billion telescope at sacred Hawaiian site intensifies. With "artist rendering" of said 'scope that looks like it was Photoshopped by subby's nearsighted 12-year-old cousin
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(123)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There are those who cry over spilt milk, and then there's Tesco
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(51)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Will Jamie rescue Claire from Black Jack Randall and the British Redcoats? Will Colum MacKenzie find out about the Jacobite gold? How the hell do you pronounce "Laoghaire" anyway? It's the return of "Outlander" (Starz, 9pm EDT)
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(25)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian minor hockey line brawl escalate to 'donnybrook', the highest level of hockey brawling recognized in Canada (w/ vid)
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(31)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Escaped murder suspect recaptured because he failed to plan for one of the most treacherous realities of life on the run: laundry
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sailor who was lost at sea for 66 days rescued by Coast Guard. No word on the condition of his volleyball
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(55)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this escort service
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(45)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"This Twitter exchange between a Scotsman and Tesco won the Internet this week"
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(45)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this de-escalation
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(20)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WRESTLEMANIA 31: The IC title hangs in the balance, Cena & Rusev reenact Rocky IV, Sting descends from the rafters to fight HHH, and Roman Reigns faces Brock Lesnar for the WWE title-- live from Santa Clara(7pm ET, PPV/WWE Network/Pre-show at 5pm ET)
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Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Seattle, ten goats escaped a pen and chased after children. Seattle's finest was on the case
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(30)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Team Hillary to NY Times and the rest of the media: we'll be monstering you if you describe Her using any adjectives we feel are insufficiently messianic
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
1776: Colonists revolt to escape a government surrounded by priests. 2015: Indiana Governor signs bill to legalize religious-based discrimination while surrounded by priests
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Wed March 25, 2015
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
**Bulletin**. Accused murderer escapes psychiatric hospital, last seen heading for Gotham
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(12)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two wanted men escape the law by rustling some horses and riding off into the sunset. This is not a repeat from 1873
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(25)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Flash Mob, Jim, but not as we know it. "Les Miserables" in the middle of a crowded shopping mall. Oh, and a merry-go-round, an escalator, a broom, a couple of kiosks, a few random pieces of furniture and maybe a Starbucks somewhere
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Spider Man' climbs into Walmart ceiling, crawls through duct work, drops down and walks out front door, escaping shoplifting charges. FARK: As people record the whole thing on cell phones
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Fri March 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters save four puppies from house fire, prevent police onscene from shooting the puppies after the rescue
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(32)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Dragon Age Inquistion includes secret quest that is described as "fun little thing the developers did to see how long it would take fans to find." Except no one did, so Bioware developers told us about it
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The "Goodfellas" cast will reunite for a 25th anniversary screening; Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco, Paul Sorvino, and director Martin Scorsese will discuss the film with Jon Stewart. Now go home and get your farkin' shinebox
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Tue March 17, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama: "At a certain point if enough states end up decriminalizing, Congress may then reschedule marijuana"
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(92)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Argument between two women escalated quickly, ending with one running over the other and a teenage boy, then backing up and running them over again
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(24)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Buffy and the Prescription Pill Slayer
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(39)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Are you surprised to learn that the small-government Republican who "regifted" his foster kids to a child molester also got $4 million in taxpayer money for his "Christian" preschool? No? Wow, you're jaded
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(233)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Animal Shelter brings adoptable puppies and kittens to offices for "snuggle delivery," say they got the idea from outcall escort services
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(27)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
If you pick a fight with an elephant, the odds are against you. However, the odds escalate to infinity if you're also drunk
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(24)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Bananas from Tesco are infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections"
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Tue March 10, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
If you send an open letter to try to influence someone to your way of thinking, condescending to them and implying that they're idiots in the very first sentence is probably not the best start
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(179)
 
(US Institute of Peace)
 
 
 
Senate GOP to Iran: Even if you reach a nuclear deal, we'll never honor it once Obama leaves. Iran: According to your own constitution, you can't do what you just described
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(393)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Send Ancestry.com a DNA sample to learn your family history and potentially make your descendants murder suspects
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(137)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Coast Guard demands end to Tampa Bay-to-Key West race after rescuing twelve people from the Gulf of Mexico
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(52)
 

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