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199 headlines found matching 'ESC'
Tue May 23, 2017
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue ducklings that were swept down a storm drain. And by 'ducklings', I mean big, burly construction workers
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump uses the exact same language to describe terrorists that he applies to people that want affordable Health Care... which he has been shown to believe only costs $15 a month
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump to rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Four baby squirrels needed to be rescued after their tails all got tangled together. That's nuts
 


Mon May 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Describing his trip to Saudi Arabia,Trump tells group of Israeli officials at meeting in Jerusalem that he "just got back from the Middle East." OK, who gets to be one to tell him what "Middle East" actually means?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Video game company to YouTube reviewer: If you don't take down your video that gave an accurate description of our game and how we're trying to rip off our player base, you can eat this copyright strike
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Sat May 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man rescued with ladder after being stuck ninety feet up in a tree. While police are not sure how he got up there, they do suspect he was high
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, telescopic sights on rifles are much older than we originally thought, dating back to at least 1775
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adolescent AI creates new colours, Martha and Snoop immediately add "Dope 219 209 179" to their palates, while kids everywhere tell their mom they want "Turdly 190 164 116" for their room
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
State reprimands doctor for prescribing medicine to sick patient because marijuana
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
For those of you in need of a escape from the endless deluge of political news, Farker ronin's novel about a dystopian hellscape ruled by an egomaniacal tyrant is free on Kindle until Sunday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon executives look around their virtual store, ask "What else do people want?" and decide it's prescription drugs
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White House on lock-down after someone reportedly hopped the fence. No word yet on which senior staffer was trying to escape
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man attacked by giant penis. Suspect described as white, about 6ft tall, with a shaved head
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire tells Christian parents if they homeschool their children, they are guaranteed to become millionaires
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Injured hiker in mountainous area fears death, calls for emergency assistance. Things were going well until the hovering rescue chopper's rotors dislodged some debris above him
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Sun May 14, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Byrne turns 65 today, so here's the oddly prescient Nothing But Flowers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Treasonous descendants of traitors fire up the torches to defend statue of treasonous General, treasonously chanting 'Russia is our Friend'. Treason
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Sat May 13, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's the middle of May again, so it's time for the yearly envy of Norwegian month long high school graduation binge party, described as "like Burning Man, but with socialized medicine"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
At an astounding 365 million miles away, Jupiter and three of its moons shine clearly through this telescope
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Reggie goes in for a total DNA transplant, Mr. Weatherbee sees an ad for Upside Down Spider Toupees, and Hot Dog escapes from obedience school, tonight on the "Riverdale" season finale CW 9PM ET
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Wed May 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bono, frontman to the greatest band in the universe, is 58 today. Here is the oddly prescient Bullet the Blue Sky featuring the band's live performance from Rattle & Hum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indie film shot on location in abandoned Pontiac Silverdome described as story of a ruined quarterback and a ruined stadium. "We might as well have been in the middle of a desert, or a swamp, actually"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ISIS claiming it beheaded a Russian officer in Syria, a move which will in no way escalate anything, anywhere
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson once again repudiated the policy of "strategic patience" toward North Korea at the UN, then proceeded to describe a new campaign that sounded very much like the old one
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
MAGIC, Keck II, Large Binoculars, Sloan - No, not your gamer buddies, but some of the coolest telescopes you've ever seen
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Heading into the next UN climate summit to figure out the rules for implementing the climate-rescue Paris Agreement, the numbers look pretty bad for planet Earth. Worse: Trump wants to rewrite the math
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Bay tight end escapes from prison, overdoses, dies, is revived, tries to escape again is finally caught and sent back to prison. Tada
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(The Animal Rescue Site)
 
 
 
Believing every life is precious, man rips his house apart to rescue a trapped kitten and reunite it with its mother, just in time for Caturday (w/video)
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
If only there were a French phrase to describe that overwhelming sense of familiarity you sometimes get with something that shouldn't be familiar at all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KFC releases romantic novella about Colonel Sanders, in which he probably describes his paramours as finger-licking good
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Phillies escape 12th-inning bases-loaded jam with the very rare 6-9-3 double play. Fark: And lose in the 13th on a routine throwing error
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Escaped prisoner drank from puddles, ate trash, hid in a pipe, and never got farther than two miles. Will be returned to finish his psychiatric evaluation
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Wed May 03, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Long after retirement, Trail Blazers All-Star and current high-school basketball coach Brandon Roy still can't escape the injury bug
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's official: after quarter-century playing for Roma in Serie A, legendary footballer Francesco Totti, 40, will retire and go into management
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Tue May 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman loses lawsuit to reveal identity of male escort she says got her pregnant, which is probably good since she hasn't been named either
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: To stop Savitar, Barry needs a healthy Brand on The Flash (CW 8pm ET). Later, Liv makes life uncomfortable for everyone on iZombie (CW 9pm ET). Finally, escape is in sight but not everyone wants to leave on Agents of Shield (ABC 10pm ET)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists could have synthetic human DNA within 5 years. Didn't some already escape from the lab and get into the White House?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Every now and then, these things happen," zoo spokesperson Janeway says after coyote escapes, finally fulfilling subby's Road Runner/Star Trek Voyager mashup fantasies
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
D-backs' Daniel Descalso deposits his walk-off homer directly into the Chase Field pool. Splashdown (w/bonus pool-cam shot)
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX breaks the ULA monopoly on military launches by launching NROL-76 from Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 39A, with a landing for the first stage at Landing Zone 1 at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled to Monday at 7am ET due to sensor issue)
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Sun April 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Gods are real. A shadow descends on the land as war looms between the Old and New Gods. After a long wait, the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's legendary novel is here. American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News uses Obama-era unemployment numbers to try and make Trump look good, winds up getting excoriated on Twitter in what can be best described as a social media shiatstorm
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At last Trump learns a new word...too bad it's to describe the Constitution
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you want to escape poverty? Well, it will take you 20 years of perfect planning and execution, with no unexpected illness, accidents, or other life events, and even then, you'll be in debt up to your eyeballs. Enjoy the American Dream
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Thu April 27, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that cute woman who got stuck on the crane and had to be rescued was one of those Instagram pic taking rooftop climbers (with said pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly. Jesse Waters now on "vacation" after he thought implying that he wanted a beej from Ivanka Trump on live tv was a good idea. Escalation trifecta now in play
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rescued dogs
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: The Flash Barrys the future (CW 8ET) Later, Ravi closes in on the cure on iZombie (CW 9ET) Finally, Daisy escapes HYDRA's clutches and the rest of the team reunite and escape through the wardrobe on Agents of SHIELD (ABC 10ET)
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French presidential election plagued with fake news. Which can be easily identified as any reports that describe the French as polite, helpful and with good personal hygiene
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Historians describe and rate Donald Trump's first 100 days as president. Let's see what they've said about his term so f-OH LAWD
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Monster Flood Cup Series is at Bristol Motor Speedway this weekend, however, the forecast is saying so is rain. So tune into Fox on Monday at 1pm ET for the rescheduled Food City 500
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill head off to a world controlled by the descendants of Paulie's sexbot from Rocky IV who have poopmojis for faces in Doctor Who: Smile, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Class is on afterward, if you still care
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Duke - a former feral rescued from the streets - now spends his days working at UCSF Medical Center as a therapy cat. Assigned to the intensive care unit, he raises his patients' spirits one purr at a time on Caturday
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Words you don't want to describe your health care plan: "Comically bad"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Man facing charges for letting Cobra escape, even though no one batted an eye when GI Joe did the same thing every week
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention: Fourteen animals have escaped the local petting zoo and roam the city. Please remain calm and stay inside. This is not a drill...or a Pixar movie
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on iZombie, Liv embraces a zen outlook to solve the case, (CW 9ET) Later, on Agents of HYDRA, while Fitz and May remain firmly bound by Madame Hydra's tentacles, the rest of the team tries to escape through the looking glass. (ABC 10ET)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like a powerful non-profit lobbying group that's been working like hell to stop foreign drug imports is being financed by Big Pharma. My shocked face, I hope I can get a prescription for it
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF F-35s to be deployed to Europe this weekend, marking a potential escalation where Russia now has to deal with the threat of aircraft parts raining down from overhead
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Life is a brutal struggle for NYC subway rats, just ask Pizza Rat, Escalator Rat, Pita Rat, Donut Rat, Murder Rat and that youngin' Pizza Rag. Now we have a couple giant churro-eating Latin rats fighting it out for a bite
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern college cheerleaders escort ring, y'all
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After 18 years of yuge successes, Trump Model Management is now being shuttered because it's too old. Clients urged to sign up with Trump Escorts
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Sat April 08, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Florida man jumps off a bridge to escape arrest for A) Murder, B) Parole violation, or C) Stealing a sausage
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Worried about escalating tensions with China, Russia, Iran and North Korea? Buy this deactivated underground ICBM launch center in Missouri to protect yourself from the impending nuclear apocalypse
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Earth-sized telescope named after a shiatty movie will be powered up for the first time soon. It's so powerful, it may actually be capable of detecting people who admit they saw the movie in a theater 2 decades ago
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the most accurate program guide description for a sporting event between two divisional rivals EVER
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson angrily confronts guest who pointed out he is nothing more than a smokescreen salesman for Trump
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
White Sox play rescheduled home opener in front of thousands of fans disguised as seats
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(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The GOP must punish Democrats for decades of unprecedented escalations
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Horse rescued after a Taco Bell run. Why the horse wanted Taco Bell is anybody's guess
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
De-escalation, foul pole defacing, and how Ford rolls. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-26 to Sat 2017-04-01
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Sun April 02, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times is shocked, SHOCKED, that no one seems to be sympathetic to Trump supporters after it ran several articles describing their struggles in a hostile post-election world
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The last two survivors at the Mosul zoo have been rescued
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man gets covered in insects escaping floodwaters in, you guessed it, Australia
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Thu March 30, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man who rescued a dying baby bear could now face charges for rescuing a dying baby bear
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cisco is developing patches to protect software from tools described in CIA leak, recommends that in the meantime you store sensitive documents in optolythic data rods
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors abused by soulless ginger leprechaun are finally rescued
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The two aides to Gov. Christie convicted in the Bridgegatescandal (remember when something like abusing power was a scandal?) are asking the court for probation, but the prosecutor's thinking more like 4 years ya know, 'cause of the PERJURY, and all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Burglary. Worse: Getting your pants stuck on a fence while escaping. Fark: You're upside down, hanging on the fence, pants around your ankles. Yes, there's a picture
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It is your fault the Arctic ice is melting. It is your fault the world is descending into chaos. It is your fault Take That are reuniting
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'True Detective' resurrected as Deadwood's David Milch comes to the rescue
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Spins Hollywood Remake Wheel. Click, click, click. Robert Rodriguez frontrunner to direct Escape From New York
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans descend on D.C. to call for an investigation into Pizzagate. Everyone knows Chicago pizza isn't real pizza
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that de-escalated quickly
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates at 8 radio telescopes, they will soon make a virtual telescope which collect more data in a day than the Large Hadron Collider does in a year to take pictures of galactic black holes that will take six months to develop
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Sat March 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
120-foot-long escape tunnel found under Mexican prison. Which was, amazingly enough, surrounded by very tall walls. Well built walls, even. It's almost like this could be a metaphor for something
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
College students rescued man from train tracks because God doesn't always protect fools, drunks, Fark headline submitters
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania, if this bill passes they will screen you every time you want a prescription because of reasons
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie finds himself in Adrian's power, will Music Meister help these two reconcile? (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David attempts to escape go horribly wrong resulting in a movie universe without any proper continuity. (FX 10ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The retail apocalypse has officially descended on America
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain in shock as Tesco announces plans to stop selling Heineken
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Insulin pump saves woman's life--when she uses it to escape trunk of car she's been kidnapped in
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea says it's not afraid of US strike in statement describing their 'treasured sword of justice,' simultaneously ratcheting up the tension and giving World of Warcraft players a new reason to invade
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Mon March 20, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cosby wants jury pool to be picked from Pittsburgh, prescreened for bias, Star Wars characters
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Back in subby's day, we escaped a robbery through the snow with TWO broken legs UPHILL both ways
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cats are sometimes described as aloof, uncaring, independent creatures who do not have the capacity for affection. Caturday respectfully begs to disagree
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(DW)
 
 
 
German broadcaster rescues Trump from Handshakegate
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Fri March 17, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Now that we've hiked to the top of Camelback Mountain, will you marry me?" "Yes....and I think I have heatstroke. Can you call in a rescue helicopter?" (w/pix)
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Penguin, Rubber Duck and T Rex are new Monopoly game pieces. Drew's version of trench coat wearing man with beer, busty hooker and squirrel with descended testicles were not approved
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Thu March 16, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Elderly woman describes bread aisle beatdown at Walmart. In related news bread aisle beatdown is subby's new heavy metal bread cover band name
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New Zealand authorities are looking for suspects in over 400 thefts of beehives and honey. Suspects are described as "covered in bees"
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The best video of a rescue dog sliding down a snowy hill. Sliding for steak
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cobra has escaped and is terrorizing a residential neighborhood. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
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Mon March 13, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two Florida jet skiers nearly hit by cruise ship are rescued at the last moment and issued complimentary copies of "How to Avoid Huge Ships"
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In what is surely pure coincidence, AG Sessions has followed up last week's memo rescinding the federal policy ending the use of private for-profit prisons, with one suggesting he wants prosecutors to again seek maximum sentences for drug offenses
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
He's Jean-Luc Picard. He's Professor X. He's bestest buddy with Ian McKellen. And now he's foster dad to a rescue dog. With internet breaking dog kisses video
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened after surgeons were told to stop prescribing so many painkillers? Go on and guess
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins wants to escape the other dumpster fire in Washington DC
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time crystals observed by scientists for the first time They are described as having 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump just got a trademark for escort services in China. Hey Evangelicals, you know them by their fruit, amiright?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day
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Sun March 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American Troops occupy Manbij in a major escalation of the Syrian War
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
What exactly is "usable marijuana," and should a 65-year-old man with a prescription be rolled into the joint if there isn't an exact definition?
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Indjánafjöður from Reykjavik rescued by Þorvarðardóttir, just in time for kötturdag
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Picasso, the rescue dog that looks like it was designed by Deep Mind
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
"As prophesized by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. just shy of 50 years ago, the United States has become a spiritually dead imperialist atrocity." Well, that escalated quickly
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Almost as memorable as "Go for the eyes, Boo", it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Torment: Tides of Numeria (thematic successor to Planescape Torment) and Blackwake, an online pirate-themed FPS came out among others. What have you played?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that while not even light can escape a black hole's gravity, burps can
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tattoo-removal chain Dr. Tatoff prescribes you to live with your poor life choices AND without the money you paid to rectify them
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Wed March 01, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie's antics as Mayor put him in Vigilante's sights, but his extensive knowledge of Star City's zipline network let him escape. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David deals with a growing suspicion that he's on a TV show (FX 10ET)
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Dark and stretchy are not usual words to describe ice cream, unless it's Häagen-Dazs' new Japanese flavor
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Mon February 27, 2017
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Rescue dog rescues owner from early-morning house fire. Your dog says "good girl, give her a steak"
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
There are search and rescue dogs, why not search and rescue cats?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Do you know a slacker that's living the low-stakes life? It's probably because of adolescent resentments
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Eugene is in hostile territory as Negan's captive. How will Negan react when he discovers Dwight allowed Darryl to escape? It's all Saviors this week in Hostiles and Calamities. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Republican chair of the House Intelligence Commitee describes attempts to investigate the Trump/Russia connection as "a witch hunt against the American people". Bad thoughts toward our leader are doubleplusungood
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can never have too many supercuts of Alex Jones descending into abject anger and panic. And no, this is not a repeat
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Sat February 25, 2017
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Among the injuried in January's Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting: an escaping woman that jumped into the back of a police van and was promptly mauled by a K-9
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2 years, the $8 billion James Webb Space Telescope will be seeing light from the beginning of the universe -- over 6,000 years ago
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Blind man tasered by police who mistook his white cane for a gun. This marks a troubling escalation in perceived violence by British police, who normally claim blind people were carrying Samurai swords before they got tazed
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to star in movie being described as "Armageddon underwater." Shut up and take my money
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, When China White, Cupid, and Lady Cop escape from Iron Heights, a prison less secure than the Arrowcave, only Ollie can stop their quest for revenge (CW 8ET)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An EPA staffer (probably soon to be former) blasts Trump's new EPA boss Scott Pruitt's first speech as "condescending and hypocritical"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry, uncooperative, dirty, stingy jerks descend on Pittsburgh, but at least they were probably late
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Lance Stephenson uses an inspirational quote to describe his career. Facepalm: It was Michael Jordan's that he tried to pass on as his own
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Attendance at Six Flags soars 22% as more Americans look to escape reality
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Port Authority police told to let suicide jumpers take the plunge and die instead of intervening to rescue them as they normally would
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(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Bread and Circuses turned in to a series, with the addition of Adam West
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Tonight, the Flash goes to Gorilla City to rescue Wells. Legends of Tomorrow goes medieval on us and FitzSimmons has to stop the LMDs. The Flash @ 8pm ET on The CW, Legends of Tomorrow @ 9pm ET on the CW and Agents of SHIELD @ 10pm ET on ABC
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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Mon February 20, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Texas 'congressman' described as wishing for another 9/11...
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Rain delayed all NASCAR Monster Cup Traveling Salvation Show Cup Series action at Daytona International Speedway, so tune into the rescheduled Busch Clash at 11 AM on FS1, then stick around for Daytona 500 qualifying at 3 PM ET on Fox
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Homeschoolers revolt over a Republican bill which would give them federal funds for teaching their children at home, but only after they tell the government that they're teaching their children at home
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists about to switch on a telescope powerful enough to photograph a black hole's event horizon
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Grateful Dead will finally officially release their legendary 5/8/77 Cornell show, including 5/5 New Haven, CT, 5/7/ Boston, and 5/9 Buffalo; these shows are described by some as the 4 best consecutive shows the band ever performed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Weapons-Grade Crazy" seems a pretty extreme way to describe the President of the United States' performance at a White House Press conference, but, after further review, the ruling in the headline...is confirmed
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Joe says it can no longer handle the sudden 30 degree drop in temperature, distant howling of tormented souls, and the overwhelming feeling that life itself is a hopeless pit of despair from which there is no escape. Conway permabanned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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Mon February 13, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How will Black Jack escape the police evidence room to deliver the cash? Will the pedoteacher and his terrorist fling creatively dispose of the body? This is your 24: Legacy 2pm to 3pm discussion thread (airs 8pm ET on Fox)
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
If you picked a song to describe Donald Trump's approval rating, it would probably be "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A bizarre training exercise saw zoo staff prepare for a chimpanzee escape by chasing a human in a chimp costume while he bit them and hit them with a stick. Why yes it was in Japan, why do you ask?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Overnight, someone left a bunch of kitties in plastic tubs at the local cat rescue place. This is not the recommended method for offloading your cats
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
When your state thinks even opt-in sex ed is too much, Porn to the rescue
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Newly discovered gecko literally sheds its skin to escape predators. I'm still not buying their insurance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charles Oakley is escorted from the NY Knicks game for showing more fight in him than the team (and allegedly going after the Knicks' owner too)
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah passes bill forbidding doctors from prescribing abortion-inducing medication by telemedicine. Drone delivery still OK
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue man trapped in garbage truck. You don't even have to look at the tag to know which state this was in
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yemen rescinds consent for U.S. forces after botched Trump raid
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
In which Rep. Ryan is described as a "liberal," and Democrats and Republicans have been governing "from a silent liberal consensus" since WWII
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parliament descends into chaos as MPs complain they haven't enough time to complain about Brexit
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Child rapist arrested with this chilling quote from the story: One detective said that the human race hasn't invented words yet to describe what they found in the trailer of 57-year-old William Charles Thomas. (with mugshot timeline)
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Mon February 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis gives a pre-game speech in his garage. Tag describes it
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Sat February 04, 2017
(The Province)
 
 
 
"For those who have met one in person, there is one word that is universally used to describe Canadian astronauts: 'Nice.' That is not an accident. The days of macho fighter jocks gunning it to the moon are long over"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ollie the bobcat escaped her enclosure at the National Zoo, prompting a massive search by zoo keepers and police, who fail to find her. If only they had thought to look near the zoo's bird house, they could have avoided being a Caturday headline
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Fri February 03, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Well the Obama-Trump truce escalated quickly
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not even chess can escape the wrath of monotonous politics
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frederick Douglass may have been a civil rights pioneer but his descendants are clearly our nation's greatest practitioners of the passive-aggressive sick burn
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Agency responsible for Seattle light rail seems to forget escalators are transportation too, and critically important when light rail station designers opt not to include stairs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Who's next, Switzerland?" The internet cannot fathom how Trump started an attack on Australia. Never mess with criminal descendants
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: Let's not forget that Jesus was a refugee escaping persecution from King Herod. Fox News: Republican Jesus was only traveling because he was being forced to pay taxes...Al, do you even Bible, bro? lololol
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
When the police report describes the color of your buttocks at 3:30am as "illuminated", maybe you need to spend a little more time outdoors in the sun
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Livewire has escaped incarceration and Kara's attempt to recapture her is derailed by the patriarchy. Meanwhile, Ms. Martian returns but is immediately shoved into a refrigerator. (CW 8ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How America is going to end. A prescient article from 8 years ago
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Totally cool: Escape room puzzles. Totally not cool: Concentration camp themed escape room puzzles
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas still working on Tebow bill which allows homeschooled kids to play for their local actual-school football team
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(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Born to a Quiverfull family and raised to fight in the culture wars, ex-homeschooler breaks down the religious right's playbook
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How to escape a maze - according to math
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Oh Gizmo)
 
 
 
For $1000 you can now buy a kitchen appliance that turns food scraps into fertilizer in just 24 hours or for much less you can just get a rescue dog that will do the same thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven things Trump is doing behind the scenes while everyone freaks out over his Twitter shiat-posts. Come for the rescinding of laws designed to make plane crashes less frequent, stay for the EPA saying the 6000-SUX is America's best car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Featherless rescue bird is happy and playful, despite sort of looking like a freshly shorn scrotum
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