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212 headlines found matching 'ESC'
Sun August 28, 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones descends into a spastic frenzy after learning Jimmy Kimmel mocked him for the pickle incident
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teacher facing suspension after forcing the only black girl in her class to play a slave trying to escape via the underground railroad
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Hero tag standing next to)
 
 
 
Dateline: Louisiana. "No one had the time to build an ark before the torrential rains and subsequent flooding, but animals still were rescued". And all are welcome on Caturday
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Fri August 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Obviously Not Safe for work, but what if H.A.L. had been played by Joe Pesci?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' new starting quarterback is Dak Prescott
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkish opposition leader narrowly escapes assassination attempt by terrorists. 'Yes, terrorists,' Edrogan says, rubbing his hands and looking around nervously
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Heavy)
 
 
 
In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News, former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in...indecency." Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently assisting a convicted felon in escaping to another country and impeding law enforcement efforts to retrieve the felon in question is worth less confinement time than smoking weed in your own home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe yourself with 3 words or less
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker wants to regulate local rescuers from the "Cajun Navy" and make them register with the state and pay a fee
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Tue August 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's Bjork on stage in 1982 looking like your spastic, prepubescent little brother
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man escapes from Manatee deputies. This is why other states use dogs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young woman works diligently on her "frequently rescued" punch card while on holiday in Cornwall
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mislabeled prescription bottles found at Prince's home contained fentanyl
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Sun August 21, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cadillac looks to escalate its image and its new Escala concept car is a vision of the company's next generation ... and it may be the most luxurious car ever
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana asks Pres. Obama to wait until next week to visit flood-ravaged areas, so that police and emergency workers won't be pulled away from rescue and relief efforts, to which Obama agrees...so, of course, this is Obama's Katrina
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink and text. But if you do, describe it in this article
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor Leaguer's unreal escape from being tagged out now ranks as one of the greatest of all-time -- up there with Andy Dufresne, Harry Houdini and MacGyver
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Joseph Goebbels' 105-year-old secretary describes the Fark Party that took place in the final days of Hitler's bunker
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Spy vs. Spy was such a good description of the Cold War because its creator was a Cuban expatriate who was once accused of being a spy himself
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The St. Jude Sweet Corn Festival--a Cedar Rapids, Iowa fundraiser that helps support St. Jude's Children's Hospital--descended into chaos as several people decided a massive brawl was a better attraction than corn
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Mon August 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Because the United States does not have strict rules for prescription drug companies or insurance companies, both industries are free to profit off of sickness. The 2017 list of excluded prescription drugs is here, with up to 150 on the list
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Local town wants hordes of trainers descending on their sleepy home to Pokémon Go fark themselves
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
HOLY SH*T: Rescuers pull Louisiana woman and her dog from sinking car during deadly flood
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
"We never expected the bikini boxing event to descend into chaos," organizers said after a massive brawl broke out, requiring five area law enforcement agencies to break it up. Thanks, Omaha
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy escapes from kidnapper's SUV using bravery, guile and his trusty Gizmo Watch
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest rural craze, bored Irish teens discover the chicken game. "There is no other way to describe it than utter madness and we would appeal to young people not to engage in this activity"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYPD rescues 22 dogs trapped in some clown's car
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(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
"Man rescued after his genitals get stuck in sex toy." So THAT'S what they're calling slatted chairs nowadays
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secret Service had to escort reporter Katy Tur to her car for her own protection after Trump singled her out at a rally, but surely there's nothing to worry about with his "2nd amendment people" remarks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yankees' Joe Girardi on not playing A-Rod: "My job description does not entail a farewell tour"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Hannity said Trump sent his personal fleet of airplanes to rescue stranded soldiers, Pinnochio's nose grew 4x that day
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The ironic thing is that both sides of this debate continue to use the word "style" to describe what they do. Cue the Inigo Montoya pics
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dramatic rescue
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Master blowtorch robber escaped with smoking hammocks, a Starbucks gift card and bug spray
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Male dogs' fertility rapidly declined from 1988 to 2014. That would have been an interesting job description back then: "Dog wanker needed, great pay, no experience necessary"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What do you do if you're a university chancellor who's scared of student protesters storming your building? Why, build a $9000 escape hatch from your office, of course. Wait, what's that noise outside?
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Mon August 08, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
GOP leaders to down ticket candidates: All hands to the escape pods, prepare to abandon ship
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(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
And in Somerset Magistrates court in Yeovile, a man from Gillingham denied assaulting a woman from Chaffinch Close in a dispute that took place in a Wincanton supermarket car park, according to the Blackmore Vale Magazine. Uh, Mornington Crescent?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man finds a small worm inside his Tesco cucumber, so of course he gives it a funeral and the supermarket writes a moving poem to celebrate Will's life
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Up and coming supervillain kicks his way out of a moving police car and nearly escapes on a train
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kevin Pillar used the ultra-rare double fakeout to avoid the tag on a slide into 3B. There's always an escape route
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "Oh, we're comfortable with our security policies." Escaping prisoner: *whoosh* Sheriff: "We may look at them again, but quite frankly-" Next escaping prisoner: *zoom* Sheriff: "I mean, things are all working out"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
New listing on the market: three story, 7.5K sq. ft. fixer-upper, complete with cellar, large garden, defensive perimeter, medieval courtyard, ghost, possible escape tunnel for alchemists
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
It really isn't a very respectful viewing of a relative when one of the family members tells another (a cop) to kiss her ass while lifting her dress which escalates into a full blown fight in the funeral parlor
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple's energy LLC gets federal approval to sell wholesale energy, capacity and other services of its 130-mW solar farm. Power described in sales brochure as clean, lickable, insanely great
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Remember 20 years ago when you could not escape the horror, the torture, the relentlessness, of the Macarena
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Wed August 03, 2016
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer tanker crashes into dump truck on interstate, followed by bystander falling off bridge requiring water rescue. With super-helpful pic
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort has successfully managed several dictators to victory. Close friends describe him as "frustrated beyond measure" at his inability to manage Donald Trump
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Tue August 02, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Human breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken dog. News: Dog breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken human
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Quincannon gives Jesse one last chance to speak to his congregation. Will Jesse finally get some answers from God Himself? Will Emily turn evil? Will Arseface escape Hell? It's your Preacher Season Finale Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paraguay police raided drug lord's cell after learning he was planning to escape by blowing a hole in prison wall. Discover he was only building an extension
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(AP)
 
 
 
That feeling you get after criticizing the fire marshal in public, then having to get rescued from a stuck elevator by the same fire department
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Carpenter has won $500,000 in his plagiarism lawsuit against Luc Besson as an appeals court in Paris rules that the Besson's movie Lockout had "massively borrowed key elements" from Carpenter's movie Escape From New York
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're a rescuer who boards a disabled yacht off the Irish coast, with three Norwegian girls bound for the Caribbean aboard. Difficulty: not a Penthouse letter
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott acquitted of DUI, after breathalizer test registers only three tenths of a Manziel
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman taking court-ordered class on decision-making is arrested after trying to escape through the ceiling tiles. What have we learned?
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Tue July 26, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mila, how would you describe Ashton Kutcher's penis? Carrot stick or beer can?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker's company unveiled a new logo/brand today, and seems to have fallen into the trap that "uniquely distinctive" and "puke" can indeed describe the same color(s). What's your least favorite brand logo/color scheme?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Remember those three Michigan women who had to be rescued while tubing down the Muskegon river? Well this guy didn't. And yes, alcohol was involved
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Want to make it easier for your doc to check your intestinal health? How about a tall, cool glass of fluorescent spinach?
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Another Washington arboreal escapade. It's something in the trees
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Warm up your telescopes - five planets will align in the night sky next month
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Thu July 21, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Male escorts are making crazy money at the RNC
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police accuse NFL Running Back Denard Robinson of having poor change of direction skills, slow burst, and no ability to operate between the hash marks. Also describe him as "asleep at the wheel." After driving into a pond. (with video)
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Virginia woman lost while searching for hidden treasure in rugged Wyoming backcountry is saved by county search and rescue crews--for the third time in four years
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italy is testing scheme to rescue banks, speed up collection on non-performing loans and dud mortgages in Palermo and other cities in Sicily. Never go up against a Sicilian when debt is on the line
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Need to escape any potentially devastating social situation? Just state "I would like to be excluded from this narrative"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of a jerk if you harass a mountain goat so badly, it flees into the harbor to escape you, and then you won't let him climb back onto shore so he drowns
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
EU considering 'nuclear option' on UK. That escalated QUICKLY
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cheerful schoolteacher Miss Beadle of "Little House on the Prairie" fame admits she descended into life of sex, drugs, and alcoholism after four-year stint on show, credits David Lynch with saving her career
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Sat July 16, 2016
(PureWow)
 
 
 
The secret recipe that has escaped us for generations has finally been revealed: what you need for champagne ice cubes and how to make them
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Two baby kittens rescued from under a Walmart freezer. Save lives, live better on Caturday
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
So we've built LED lightbulbs that can last 100 years. What happens to the LED industry in 10 years when every home comes equipped with a lifetime supply? The incandescent bulb industry had a solution for that, but you're not going to like it
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nice escape, Justice Thomas
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Doctor to patient:"Of course will I prescribe you the antibiotics you desperately need...as soon as you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. Otherwise it's just thoughts and prayers for you"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Pence has a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Next time I run, I'm going to run faster, says American gored by bull in Pamplona who describes it as "best fun ever"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Sometimes 3D printing can be a reminder of humankind's ability to triumph over our environment." Too grandiose a description for a rubber band gun? We think not
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Double your Kurt Russell with a 'Big Trouble in Little China/Escape From New York' crossover
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Social Security insolvency is now one year closer. Exhaustion rescheduled for 2034
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Potentially interesting: Translation of novella to be published, described as "a mix between Game of Thrones and the UK House of Cards." Difficulty: written by Saddam Hussein
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MacArthur Park is frightening in the dark. All the doctors are prescribing pills. Many patients claiming ankle sprains. I don't want to cast aspersions, of Oxycontin pill diversions, but they'll never make six million bucks again
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Sun July 10, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Remember Mythbusters' killer cable snaps episode? The U.S. Navy decided to test it. Bonus: holysheetfarkingmonkeycrap escape by flight crew
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Zoo officials say escaped python won't eat you, your children, or pets. Probably. Anyway, they'd appreciate a call if you find it
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Locals from around this alligator farm in Anhui, China where 92 alligators have escaped, have no fear officials have said not to worry as it's totally under control and 'most' have been caught
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
And another Trump supporter, who is running for office, seems to eschew "political correctness"
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Before superheroes got grim, there were plenty of crime-fighting animals. Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters, anyone?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk Texan rampages through Hell to rescue his faux-Scottish buddy from eternal damnation? It's not news, it's "Albrecht Drue, ghostpuncher"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix fire department uses 'Big Wheel' to rescue disoriented heat-stricken hiker on South Mountain. The Hot Wheels definitely were not called for
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You mean you couldn't bed Megan Fox or Angelababy all by yourself, Mr. Chinese businessman? That's no reason to sue an Australian escort agency for your failure in life
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Mon July 04, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Rules of a successful robbery: 1) choose your victim carefully; 2) have an escape route planned; 3) don't shoot yourself in the groin; 4) see Rule 3
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Happiness was the dominant emotion in 59 percent of the mug shots examined...only 21 percent were 'sad' and seven percent had a mood best described as 'contempt'"
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Headline: Ancient humans may have made giant telescopes 6,000 years ago. Story: Ancient humans did not make giant telescopes 6,000 years ago
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(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
When transporting a fugitive who has already twice escaped detention you have one job
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman in handcuffs escapes police, K-9s released, SUV rams cop car...just another Friday night in Ft. Lauderdale
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hannah Cohen, a young disabled woman whose mother describes as "partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused" treated to an Independence weekend celebration upon her arrival home in Memphis by the TSA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You are your credit score. You will never escape it. You are a number, 592
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Fri July 01, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man rescues four people from rip tides the old-fashioned way: one at a time
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cut the Cord: Puerto Rico is $70 billion in debt, the U.S. Congress in all its wisdom is coming to the rescue
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(Google)
 
 
 
Would you describe yourself as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court reminds pill jockeys their job is to count to 30, not to impose their religious beliefs on customers with valid prescriptions
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Newly-hired Trump aide has to delete tweets like "Unbelievable watching this Trumpbot on CNN tell Cruz to be classy. Um, Trump described his avoiding VD's as his own Vietnam. #SleazyDonald." This is not a repeat
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
In our article describing a "stay at home mom" who has "never done anything political before" who is taking on the gun industry, we need to make the following correction: Everything. NPR regrets the error
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
A provision allowing VA doctors to prescribe medical marijuana for vets passed both houses of Congress ... but was stripped out at the last minute by the joint conference committee
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Area man learns the hard way not to rescue people in car accidents
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"That's it, I've escaped. I can for once experience the sweet taste of freedom. I better go jump in that llake"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Firefighters had to rescue a teen girl from being trapped in a Barney head, but Barney loves her, she loves it
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
The upper-middle-class achieves escape velocity from the lower-middle-class, having discovered that even if you can't join the 1%, life as part of the 30% doesn't totally suck
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A giant fluorescent pink slug that only lives on an extinct volcano in New South Wales is under severe threat of global warming. Thanks Al Gore
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Mon June 20, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Marijuana possession: √ Stolen Gun: √ Star Football Player: √ No Charges: √ "They spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning"
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(Time)
 
 
 
The reason Warcraft has been so successful in China--even overshadowing The Force Awakens--is that fans are watching it to escape their horrible lives which don't allow them freedom of choice. Also, they liked Avatar, which was just as awful
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mother of the Decade rescues five-year-old son from mountain lion by prying open the lion's jaws, beating it over the head with her enormous brass ovaries
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this telescopic eye
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Maher has a panel to discuss gun control, and one conservative was more worried about ISIS than mass shootings. And then things escalated quickly
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There once was a time when artisanal was reserved for things like whiskey and cheese. Now it's being used to describe everything from exterminators to a dementia coach
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Combine one obscure Native American tribe and a marketing campaign described as "unscrupulous," "immoral," "unethical" and "oppressive." Brilliant move there Budweiser
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russian robot escapes lab, commences hunting Jimmy Carter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The World Anti-Doping Agency is probably nothing more than an expensive smokescreen. This is Subby's shocked face
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trouble in your neighborhood? Naked Swedish vacuum man to the rescue
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gym-goer dives into New Jersey river, rescues woman from submerged car, and still makes it to gym in 26 minutes
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
FDA may rescind ban on gays donating blood, but only if they've been celibate for a year, stand on one foot and touch their nose and recite the alphabet backwards
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wikipedia editors do their best to describe hip-hop songs, really they do, give them a chance, come on, fam
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Jesus Beer rescues Mexico vs. Venezuela
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Mon June 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yorkshire firefighters use saw and chainsaw to rescue cow stuck in tree, call it "happy ending for all"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nomar Mazara rescued a Rangers win with an unbelievable throw from the foul pole. Behold a 220' on-the-fly rope to 2nd base
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you describe it? It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill... Anything else? Well... it's a swan
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Sun June 12, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's a different kind of Texas Two-step... Attempt #2 of the "Firestone 600" (or for those of us with non-Texas math books, the Firestone 360) is on NBCSN at 2pm ET. UPDATE: Rescheduled for August 27th due to weather
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA describes out of this world data glitch that almost finished its planet hunter
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Escaped capybaras continue to outwit Toronto trackers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chimp still loves woman who rescued her from a research lab 25 years ago. Your chimp wants bananas
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Theresa Saldana, 'Commish' & 'Raging Bull' actress who survived stalker knife attack in 1982, can't escape long term illness at age 61
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kirk. becomes. the first. Republican. to rescind. Trump. endorsement
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
An amateur "heritage not hate" historian who is suing to preserve a statue of a Confederate soldier in KY is going to have to do it without lawyers as they are dropping after he uses the N-bomb on FB to describe a professor at the local univeristy
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
40 years latter, a look back from some of the hostages held at Entebbe, still refuse to admit it was actually Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin who rescued them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
MegaDumb: Needing to be rescued after passing nine warning signs and getting trapped after dark along coastal cliffs with falling rocks. MegaFark: Multiplied by 36
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the Left: a liberal media collection of the one hundred best descriptions of Drumpf's hair. To the Right: you can do better
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Top Mac Apps bundle - Data Rescue, Hype animation, Freeway codeless website design, Painter, uBar, iStat, Dropzone, Xee3. Someone's been moonlighting from naming carnival rides. (Sponsored Link)
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
That kid is back on the escalator again (warning: one image in the video is somewhat graphic)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Mikey Waltrip's favorite race of the year and Joey Logano is getting a coat of primer as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Pocono for the Axalta "We Paint Wieners" 400, Noon ET on Fox Sports 1. Wait, it's "Winners"? Well that makes no sense (Race rescheduled)
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Why Joe Pesci keeps telling Martin Scorsese to Fark himself
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in firehouse driveway narrowly escapes automated sprinkler system
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Berserk" cow attacks firefighters after they pulled it from well. Baffled emergency crews say the cow had no violent history and rescue workers had never seen herbivore
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man who stole giant tire from fitness club filmed by surveillance camera, described as between 25-30, about 5' 11'' at 180 pounds, wearing red T-shirt, black shorts, prosthetic left leg
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Sat June 04, 2016
(one green planet.org)
 
 
 
A cat in Brooklyn was unceremoniously left alone on a busy street, with his litter box, pillow and other cat supplies. He was crying. The entire neighborhood then joined together and took to the streets to rescue him in time for Caturday
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to the job description, the chosen candidate (AKA: the luckiest person alive) will "spend a three-month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over and critiquing bacon"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina's governor vows not to back off on state's controversial "bathroom bill" while speaking to a group with possibly the least at stake in the fight--a coalition of homeschool parents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Wait, you're from Politico? Yeah, you're not welcome at this Trump Rally. Security will escort you out of the building"
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
Asian cowboy breaks up Tulsa mayoral debate until being escorted away by Matt Damon look-alike. Got that?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Jon H. Ryan for Congress)
 
 
 
This year, elect the man once described as "Frankenstein's monster if his monster was made entirely of dead d*cks"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Slow news day descends on San Diego
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
There has to be a special place in hell for nurses who steal the pain meds of dying patients and replace their hydromorphone with saline. Until then, prison will have to do. "This is a breach of trust on stilts. The harm she caused is indescribable"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, 68, becomes the father of twins, now hopes to take up a healthier lifestyle in order to live long enough to see them graduate preschool
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Wed June 01, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
SFPD helps rescue ugly-a...oh, who am I kidding, insanely adorable sea lion pup
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Using the mighty claw of the mantis shrimp as an inspiration for next-gen helmets and body armor is a great idea, but the look of iridescent lunch meat might be a draw back
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Couple trapped on cliffside saved after sending selfie to rescue crew (presumably the dick pics were meant as a thank-you)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So many adult diapers are being stolen from Tesco that they have to put theft alarms on them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Maya & Marty was easy to pigeonhole; audiences were treated to "basically a not-hugely-funny episode of Saturday Night Live with sketches that fizzled out before reaching a real crescendo"
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
On the 100th anniversary of the Battle of Jutland, here's a cool animated description of the battle and the aftermath
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
House of Repres-WHAT? They voted to allow the VA to prescribe marijuana to veterans? WTF is this? Now I'm worked up. If only there was something I could use to calm down. ARG
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Mon May 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Someone recreated the Anchorman fight scene with the Warriors and Thunder and boy, it escalated quickly
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Mannford man escapes from western Oklahoma prison. Just another runner in the night
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk superhero rescued from cliff face by firefighters: "He was 15-20 metres up. He was telling everyone he was Spiderman and giving it lots but he was very much in a position of quite big danger"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Lifeboat crew rescue man 'bombed out of his head' at bottom of Torquay cliffs
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Fri May 27, 2016
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"I thought it was just a test of the gates, I'm used to 'CHOO-CHOO' when a train approaches" says woman who recently escaped Darwin's grasp
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan had a phone call with Trump and said it was "productive," which is how doctors and nurses describe bowel movements
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife has been seeing psychiatrists for years, and they prescribed her antidepressants. But she thought they weren't helping, so she stopped taking them and now she's moping about like Eeyore. How do I get her to retake her pills?"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Self-described "artist" seduces a random man and films herself looking bored while they have sex as some kind of commentary on... rape?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto police are sick of stupid kids' shiat: "Running around in a back yard with one of those fluorescent Nerf guns is one thing, but it's something else to drive around wearing a balaclava with a black gun sticking out of a car"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgium's prisons described as "apocalyptic." Well, they're not supposed to be a farking luxury spa either
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead showrunner Dave Erickson discusses the midseason finale, which sees the cast trying to escape Herschel's farm and whether or not [REDACTED] is dead and why his show is more than idiots doing idiot things [Warning: spoilers]
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Google partners with Levi's to make a 'smart denim jacket' that can be used to control the wearer's cellphone, making it the first time anyone would be seen in a denim jacket that was described as "smart"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The most condescending person I have ever met." Was this C) Kanye West
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gary Linepurr gets rescued from tree with a crisp package on its head: "I guess you could say we 'salted' it"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
One visible dick uses two virtual dicks to describe how his DRM will screw Oculus Rift customers who believed him when he said they could play their games on any device
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Naked Iowa man loses game of hide and seek when fire and rescue come to pull him out of a chimney
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after spending 5 weeks living on freeway median
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Zoogtv VPN. One review describes using VPN like driving a car through a tunnel instead of on a highway in the open. It also allows you to make your own tunnels, like to Netflix or Hulu from overseas. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Policeman rescues who
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Some Icelanders upset that their nation's Eurovision spokesperson was not 100% Viking descent
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC Sports Group Pressbox)
 
 
 
NBC Sports crows about record overnight ratings for Championship Sunday, will air rescheduled Old Trafford game live this Tuesday on MSNBC as unexpected cherry on EPL sundae
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Has Dean Ambrose escaped the straitjacket? Will New Day point out how booty the Vaudvillains are? Is a Cool front moving in from the Caribbean finally? It's Monday Night RAW 8 PM EDT on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans rescind a resolution to secede from the U.S. Apparently the tipping point was when the federal government ordered them to install transgender bathrooms at the Alamo
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead's' Norman Reedus and Steven Yeun come to the rescue of car crash victims
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Thu May 12, 2016
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, held captive at the Vanishing Point, the team must escape and reclaim their destiny (CW 8ET)
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Visible only through telescopes, the Crab Nebula - aka M1 - is all that remains of a cataclysmic supernova explosion that lit the daytime sky in A.D. 1054
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(AP)
 
 
 
'Gingerbread man' taunts police while fleeing, apparently not understanding how fast police will run after an escaping pastry
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
HERPDEDERPDEDERPDE *bluescreenofdeath* BLALALALALAGALLLL mlem
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two survivors of Mayfield, KY tornado describe their experience
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Faith-based" mental health "treatment center" convinces Iowa man he doesn't need all those anti-depressants and anti-psychotics he was prescribed, all he really needed was Jesus and vitamins. Suicide-attempt-larity ensues
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Doctor sentenced for prescribing 81,000 Oxycontin pills, unfortunately none of them to Bieber
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue three college girls in rowboat who left with no life jackets in rough seas. Still searching for little man
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why is Ben Rhodes apologizing for accurately describing how biased the mainstream press is?
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and Travis escape the pirates? Will Junkie Depp and Strand get more than five minutes of screen time? Will Madison continue to take charge? Why was this renewed? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
She's not Prince, but she escaped Hitler and also had a cool name. Avant-garde composer Ursula Mamlok is dead at 93
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Sat May 07, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Successful warehouse rescue by brave fire crews using sniffer dogs, drone, cheese-knives, nice bottle of Merlot
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's so much negativity in the news these days, so here's a story about a hummingbird rescued by a dog that now refuses to leave its side (with adorable pics)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dashcam footage from a truck escaping the Fort McMurray fire
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixteen years ago, Donald Trump said he would be the first celebrity president and even laid out his plan to hijack the media and...just read it. It's eerily prescient and terrifying
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Tue May 03, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Oh, trust me, it's very rare for a dangerous mental patient to escape from our facility. Uh, hey, where did everyone go?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 42-year silence on escaping serial killer/dreamboat Ted Bundy: "I thought he was going to kiss me, and instead he said, 'You know what? I'm going to kill you'"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the "Well, that escalated quickly" department, right wing radio host warns Target restroom policy will spark nuclear war
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(WOKV Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Rescuing a dog from a hot car? That's a beatin' (with pics)
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