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Thu September 22, 2016
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beer keeps you hydrated, makes you happy and friendly, provides iron, and other things you need to keep telling yourself to avoid accepting the fact that you're a raging alcoholic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer receives Fourth Estate Award from National Press Club, citing a "dogged desire to get it right." Only 4,600 steps to go and he'll finally get there
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
US companies 'hoarding' $2.5 trillion in cash overseas, which is almost as many cats as your Mom keeps in that filthy house to replace you since you refuse to visit despite all the things she did for you and you never call and she's just sick of it
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Tue September 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Theo Epstein is a mad genius
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that Rome's famous Spanish Steps have been restored, jewelry baron Paolo Bulgari would prefer it if the unwashed masses would stop sticking gum and spilling wine all over it. In fact, if you could avoid the area altogether that would be great
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Sat September 17, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Philadelphia transit takes steps to control their number one problem
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top GOP leader Vladimir Putin has just taken greater steps to ensure his puppet is elected
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are 29; we've been together for three years, married for one. I'm lesbian, my wife is bisexual. Before we met, she was engaged to marry a soldier who was killed in action; she keeps a shrine to him. Should I be jealous?"
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings' head coach Zimmer picks a starting quarterback, but keeps it to himself. Titans head coach Mularkey picks a booger, but keeps it to himself
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Thu September 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
FL.Rep angry at Congress' inaction fighting the Zika virus brings a jar of mosquitoes to the floor to demonstrate the threat. If he really wanted action, he should have told his fellow reps the mosquitoes were infected-and then unscrewed the lid
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walmart creates in-store 9/11 Twin Towers tribute completely out of Coke products. If you guessed Florida- claim your prize- a Pepsi
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have to keep a limited social media profile because I've been a stalking victim for quite some time. I am happily engaged, but my fiancé's sister ignores my repeated pleas and keeps posting photos of me online. What should I do?"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The government keeps records obtained from gun dealers. However, because the NRA hates America, they're not allowed to do keyword searches because maybe one day the government will come and take your guns away. So, thousands of crimes go unsolved
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Clumsy family that keeps losing pocketknife regards it as miracle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: It's a horse race we tell you. Quick, click a bunch of our links to read about the horse race. How Trump can win with these three steps. Click out links damn it, it's a gosh darn horse race
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Mon September 05, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carly Rae Jepsen is the most useful pop star in the world
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Science keeps figuring out the neuro-psychological causes of problems you know you have but that you didn't even know there was a name for, let alone an entire spectrum on which to rank yourself. Today: Let's talk about your prosopagnosia
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's how to make cold coffee at home, using slightly fewer steps and only a little more time than you'd need to take apart your car's transmission
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Tue August 30, 2016
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
10,000th Syrian refugee arrives in the U.S. and is welcomed with a double wide trailer full of complimentary back bacon and Crystal Pepsi
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whoever keeps riding up to random people in downtown Anchorage just to blast them with pepper spray before riding away, please knock it off
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Chris Christie looks back on the wreckage of a career that once seemed headed to the White House, there will be one color that keeps re-occurring: Orange. The Orange Man stole the nomination because of the orange cones he put on a bridge
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton preps for debate with briefing books, mock debates, hours of study and rehearsal. Trump heads to the golf course and trades zingers with a few supporters over bacon cheeseburgers and hot dogs
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Take a ride in this sweet ride, until your sister steps on it and ruins it. MOMMMM
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whomever keeps stealing dead moose from the side of Alaska's roads, please knock it off
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Great Moment in Life Sciences #812: Physicist discovers why he keeps spilling his coffee - an inefficient design of the mug combined with an inappropriate method of gripping it
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
French couple keeps full grown gorilla in their home for 18 years. Only problem is they can never go anywhere because "Digit" goes nuts when he's left alone and he's a gorilla so you can imagine how that goes
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Last female OB/GYN in bombed-out, rebel-held Aleppo explains why she keeps working. Besieged, threatened each day by government forces, she says: "I love my job"
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Mon August 15, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen wants to see a sequel to Sausage Party. Hell, as long as it keeps him from trying to make a Pineapple Express sequel keep it going
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon steps into The Guardian of Forever, saves Edith Keeler, and sees all possible timelines where Hillary Clinton is not facing off against Donald Trump this November
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At this point Trump has had so many "missteps that he is either the biggest political klutz of all time or a secret master of "drunken monkey" style kung-fu
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Mississippi State running back Josh Robinson was cited for trespassing at the school's football complex on Tuesday night. Then stuff got weird, and keeps getting weirder
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Thu August 11, 2016
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day. 'Everybody keeps asking if we planned it, and I'm like, 'No''
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington steps down from *** Click here to continue reading ***
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Wed August 10, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Why did a hit squad take out the FBI agents after Dom spoke with Mr. Jung? Does Darlene's plan succeed? Can Mr. Robot save Elliot from Ray? Tonight it's Mr. Robot eps2.4_m4ster-s1ave.aes. 10PM on USA Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doom and gloom in Seattle as a study shows that raising the minimum wage destroyed the economy, put trillions out on the street, turned my Coke into Pepsi
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
My next door neighbor keeps knocking on my door while my partner and I are having sex to complain that we're too loud and are corrupting her 4-year-old son. Wat do?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Starting today, you can once again sip your Crystal Pepsi while watching reruns of Home Improvement and Murphy Brown
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity steps up WSJ feud and says, I'm not the dumbest Fox anchor. There at least 3 or 4 dumber Fox anchors than me
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Houston men charged with stealing more than 100 cars, mostly Jeeps and new Dodges using nothing more than a laptop and software readily available at most car dealers and auto service shops
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Seven ways to save the DCMU, or you can watch "Justice League"/"Justice League: Unlimited" and skip all those steps
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A headline that includes the words "magnificent portraits" and "of goats and sheeps." Greenlight, please
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida state leaders unwilling to take needed steps to thwart what appears to be an ongoing guacamole crisis (pic)
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tired of your stupid old dumbbells? Now, try smart dumbbells whose weight is adjustable and automatically keeps track of your reps. Also will kick sand in your face and call you a girly-man
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is why Journey keeps sounding better and better after every beer you drink
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck accuses Sean Hannity of shilling for Donald Trump, wonders how Hannity sleeps at night and where his integrity has gone
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Wed July 27, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dances with Wolves actor now Sleeps with Worms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the second time this month, Trump has cancelled a roundtable meeting with influential Latino leaders in Miami. You know, if he keeps this up, they are going to start to think he doesn't like Hispanics or something
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
From Crystal Pepsi to Coke BlāK, 32 discontinued foods we sort of miss
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Thu July 21, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
"In an effort to go viral and increase his popularity, British politician Nick Clegg made a video mimicking pop star Carly Rae Jepsen's 'I Really Like You'. But the video will never be released because 'once seen, it can never be unseen""
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Wed July 20, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man pulls out his gun and fires after his stepson A) Steals from him B) Lies to him C) Brings home a hermit crab
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Much like its namesake, the USS Gerald R. Ford keeps stumbling out of the starting block
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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Dad keeps promise to son to take him to every Major League stadium in America, even though the little guy died of a brain aneurism last year
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Secret Life of Pets is #1 for the 2nd week in a row with $50 million while the Ghostbusters reboot opens at #2 with a modest $44.5 million. Finding Dory keeps treading at #4 with $11 million, and Independence Day 2 drops to #10 with $3 million
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are thee amongst cocktails
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest games in baseball was this 66-error gem and it wasn't even the weirdest game the Paris Quicksteps played that month: "A few weeks later they challenged a barefoot team whose players believed they ran faster without shoes"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
That's what Professor McConaughey likes about his college students, man. He keeps getting older, they stay the same age
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla's "autopilot" feature keeps you in your lane and your speed steady. It does not, however, get you out of the way of the onrushing 18-wheeler if you are too busy watching a movie on your portable DVD player
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Husband of mantis-woman and Governor Lapdog are the finalists in the Trump veepstakes
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Crystal Pepsi is coming back to stores for people who forgot they hated it the first time around. Taste the disappointment
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone know where that great video of the nutsack squirrel and other FARK players is doing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? LGN
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Like a broken Amy Grant album, Pat Robertson just keeps repeating "God will punish America for the Supreme Court's abortion ruling." Keep f*cking that chicken, Pat
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In order to avoid actually answering serious questions Team Hillary keeps the media on a short leash
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diet Pepsi II Diet Pepsi Classic
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five easy steps to making a highlight-reel catch, as shown by five amazing Kevin Pillar catches. #1 - Pretend that walls are more suggestions than physical structures
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Exo Mount Universal car cell phone holder. Attaches to most surfaces, flat and curved, and rotates 360 degrees. Keeps you hands-free and less likely to get a ticket (Sponsored Link)
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory just keeps swimming to record numbers, bringing in $135 million for the weekend. Despite Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence is #2 with $33 million, Warcraft slides to #5 with $6 million, and X-Men 7 thuds to a dismal #7 with $5 million
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In what is being seen as an effort to distance themselves from Trump, more than 30 GOP reps voted against a bill that would have stopped illegal immigrants from serving in the military. Let's call it the "I'm NOT with stupid" effect
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
A close look at why Comcast just keeps on sucking
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Mon June 13, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proving that this election cycle is the gift that keeps on giving, report shows that Trump routinely deleted business-related emails
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nothing keeps the old ego in check quite like getting served a subpoena at your own victory party
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
I could biatch all day about how the Electoral College keeps the two-party system in power, but I would rather hear Richard Dawkins explain it more eloquently
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just had full hip replacement surgery on June 2nd. Double PT exercises yesterday and doubled down on reps today. Walked 2 miles yesterday and looking at 4 today. Recommend some good work out tunes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do your robotic biceps even lift, bro?
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Why Joe Pesci keeps telling Martin Scorsese to Fark himself
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I have a blanket on the couch where the dog sleeps. I know, I'm a big softee. But this morning, the dog was laying on the floor and my Roomba was on the couch on the blanket. What exactly is going on here?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Leon keeps getting larger, his chances for Prostate Cancer increase
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
YES. The universe is growing, the expansion keeps on going, and astronomers are showing, many signs that it's not slowing
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Staples CEO steps down after failed merger with Office Depot. Guess it wasn't so easy after all
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Tekken a.k.a That game where you keep sweep kicking until someone side steps you and actually lands a punch
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola, Pepsi jumping on the 'cold coffee' bandwagon
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My stupid cat keeps trying to jump onto my 42" LCD. In doing so, his back claws scrape the TV. What can I do to protect it (without killing the cat)?
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