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Thu August 17, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is mad that everyone keeps quoting him
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Wed August 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lucky Whitehead's fortune keeps swinging, from high-to-low-to-high and now back-to-low
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver denies using flamethrowers during homeless sweeps
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Mon August 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: Bill Belichick has no qualms about playing lineups of scrubs in Patriots preseason games, giving real players day off because they had enough reps in joint practices
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman miserable due to disorder that keeps her constantly sexually aroused
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: Now a car has plowed into protesters in Charlottesville, casualties reported
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors spend a lot of time and effort trying to get their neighbor to turn off the garden light when they just could have bought some curtains. I got some nice blackout curtains on Amazon because the sun keeps rising no matter what I do
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While Trump deals with continuously dropping poll numbers here in the U.S., his approval keeps rising in one other country, can you guess which one? Hint: sounds like "Brusher"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember the secret trip a Republican congressional staffer took to Europe to find the author of the Trump dossier? Well, that staffer works for Rep. Nunes, the head of the Intelligence Committee that keeps getting into trouble for helping Trump
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Mon August 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN keeps the population informed on the issues that matter with hard-hitting front page stories like this MOTHERFARKIN' BAT TORNADO
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Five steps Republicans are taking to child-proof the government
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Showing that they are capable of looking ahead and anticipating future issues from their healthcare plan, Trump administration takes steps to limit nursing home residents' ability to sue for negligence or abuse
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate ready to vote on healthcare. They don't know what they're actually voting for, but baby steps. Baby steps
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Sat July 22, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A look at which states curse the most when chatting with customer service reps
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Department hits Exxon-Mobil with a $2 Million fine for violating sanctions against Russia while Rex Tillerson was CEO. But don't worry, the company says they've taken steps to ensure THAT never happens again
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pharmabro Martin "I hope to see you and your four children homeless" Shkreli is the gift that keeps on giving. Sort of like a human Herpes
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jehovah's Witnesses vow to appeal the Russian court ruling that keeps them banned by going to a European court. Because Putin will totally listen
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memphis woman complains her doctor keeps calling her Aunt Jemima. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The only thing that keeps me from thinking Kushner is a DNC plant or a mutant super villain is the fact that he's so obviously dim that his actions make a sort of demented sense"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: "Pirate Keeps Taking Over British Radio Station to Play Masturbation Anthem"
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PepsiCo revenue beats expectations as America's thirst for salty snacks continues
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Sun July 09, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Former Trump lackey Boris Epshteyn defends Sinclair Broadcasting's fear-mongering "Terrorism News Desk" after John Oliver's sick burn aimed toward the company
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to stay cool without air conditioning? Try these steps and tell us if it really works or not
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Thu July 06, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boomtown Rats to release new album after 30 years, (but not on Monday)
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NPR decides to tweet the Declaration Of Independence, line by line. Facepalm and Dumbass tags found unconscious from laughing at the ignorant responses, so 'Murica tag steps up
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Mon July 03, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
E News host Maria Menounos steps down amid brain tumor battle
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Car horns should be replaced with quacks instead of beeps says someone with too much ducking time on his hands
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NSA Director Mike Rogers is frustrated that Trump continues to believe the Kremlin over US intelligence agencies in their assessment that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Also concerned that Trump keeps muttering witch hunt under his breath
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Dems held an impromptu listening session on the steps of the Capitol
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's British hair twin steps on his Johnson yet again
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss keeps his Oscar in the fridge to make sure people will see it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Howard steps in to direct Han Solo film. No word yet on what role he'll slot his brother Clint into
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
U.S. investors are now taking basic steps to build and protect their finances. Mostly by putting their money into countries other than the U.S
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember the NY Rep. accused of introducing legislation to help a drug company, just after he bought stock in it? Yeah according to fellow lawmakers he constantly brags about how he's made "millions" for other reps by giving them that stock tip
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie breaks ground on a $2.4 billion Newark Airport terminal project. Although to be fair, this also happens when Christie takes more than a few steps
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber agrees to 47 steps to change corporate culture. Telling employees not to be douchebags strangely absent from list
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
WapPo columnist keeps things classy by hoping Scalise dies in surgery
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why Senator Kamala Harris (D - estroying fools) keeps getting manterrupted during these hearings?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dale Cooper keeps wandering around Vegas as nothing seems to be advancing the overall plot. Who is Richard Horne? What the hell is going on in Argentina? The confusion sets in anew tonight on Twin Peaks, 9 pm ET on Showtime
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California's snowfall keeps ski resorts open. Global warming unavailable for comment
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's. Mass produced beers like Budweiser and Coors. Diamonds. Bar soap. The list of crap products being killed by Millennials refusing to buy them keeps getting longer. You're welcome, Boomers
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway reveals she sleeps on an air mattress in new home, at least until the box filled with soil from her ancestral lands arrives
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Today's supermarkets now carry 40,000 more items than they did in the 1990s. Unfortunately, 39,000 are just different varieties of Coke and Pepsi
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No Coke - Pepsi
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: DUI driver hits sign, small tree, keeps going. News: School Bus driver. DIAF: With 12 kids on board
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump keeps claiming that environmental regulations are killing coal jobs. Here's a handy reminder about how few people are coal employees -- just as many make a living in the ski industry
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Some Damfool)
 
 
 
Subby's wife fell for a sweepstakes winning scam to the tune of $300 before she could be stopped. We are still in contact with the scammers. What ways can their time and energy be wasted to keep them busy?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
What kind of dirty rotten scoundrel steals $160,000 worth of Canadian beer?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A few 'Muricans are upset that Roger Waters didn't tone down the politics for his concert in Kansas City, despite his known history of controversial music and commentary. Facepalm tag off listening to The Final Cut, so 'Murica tag steps in
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
What keeps Secretary of Defense James "Mad Dog" Mattis up at night?
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(Insider Monkey)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday keeps it simple this week: what's your "go to" snack when you're feeling a bit peckish?
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Fri May 26, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The average person keeps 13 significant secrets, and it's actually bad for your health
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival keeps burning as unpaid contractors go bankrupt and FBI launches criminal investigation
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Flynn be brought up? Will Republicans demand to know why the president keeps leaking...uh, I mean those damn leakers. What were we talking about? THIS is your former CIA Director Brennan testimony on Russiagate (10am start)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Reps are finally reaping what they sow. Okay, maybe heckling the guy for talking about his deceased 11-year-old daughter is a tad much. And the death threats, those too, especially threatening to shoot the woman who holds Gabby Giffords' old seat
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The framers of the Constitution took deliberate steps to narrowly define treason, ensuring treason trials would not be used as political weapons, " says Trump apologist rag the Washington Post (... ..- -.-. -.- / .. - / .-.. .. -... ...)
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
A new contender for bad PR has just reaccommodated United and Pepsi. Burger King very much regrets a ruling to stop them from handing out flyers at Dachau. It needed a ruling because they appealed a former court order. Try the new gas broiled burgers
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
National Security Council figures out how to get Trump to read his one-page briefings: Mention Trump's name in "as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's 1Q sales go flaccid
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden's son eager to follow in his father's footsteps
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Mitchell Trubisky just signed a multi-million dollar contract but keeps rolling around in his grandmother's 1997 Camry
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Thu May 11, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
People keep expecting Frank Ocean to headline things and he keeps canceling his obligations. Perhaps they should get Billy Ocean; his music's better anyway
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
When traveling the remote regions of our planet, you may find yourself at Canada's new arctic air hub where the runways are gravel and they only have one set of steps able to reach plane doors. Oh, and the baggage handlers are polar bears
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 8 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and waltzes into the semi-finals. Once again, the Cubs make the playoffs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the weird numerical world of MLB, Statcast keeps a record of the highest pitch ever hit for a home run ... and Mark Trumbo just broke it at at 4.62 feet off the ground
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Mon May 08, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Does Boro get relegated today or put off the inevitable? Does Chelsea take the first of two steps needed to clinch the title or do they stumble and keep Spurs' hopes alive? It's your EPL MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 PM EDT on NBCSN
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Fri May 05, 2017
(DevonLive)
 
 
 
The sat nav told her to turn left; the railings, concrete steps and fleeing builders disagreed
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(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler will follow the footsteps of Tony Romo and become a TV color commentator
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nonsensical pitcher ejection on a 76 mph hanging curve caps off Red Sox-Orioles dispute.This series just keeps getting more and more interesting for all the wrong reasons
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Food Science Institute)
 
 
 
Still have some leftover Peeps from Easter? Behold the beauty that is Peepcorn
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Trump keeps on protecting us by deporting bad hombres like a mother and her 5-year-old son back to Honduras where she'll almost certainly be killed since she is a witness in a murder
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 7 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and dishes out some hot salsa with a side order of sci-fi
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas announces that while they still don't recognize Israel as a state, they don't really want to destroy it anymore. Small steps
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump keeps digging
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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Sat April 29, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tight end Butt can collect up to $2 million if he keeps falling in the draft
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Thu April 27, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hey, Pepsi - Take notes!
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Theo Epstein has a history of breaking curses, first with the Red Sox then the Cubs and now maybe the Democrats
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 6 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and hits it out of the park with a hot footed Argentine tango
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Tue April 25, 2017
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Wife's Fitbit logs steps after husband says she died
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
It's the gift that keeps on giving nightmare fuel: in divorce proceedings, Alex Jones claims that by the age of 16 "I'd already had over 150 women"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(DW)
 
 
 
Iran keeps one of its nuclear weapons under wraps
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons is not OK. After fitness guru is rushed to hospital for severe indigestion, LAPD investigators pay visit to his estate, possibly to follow up on rumors he was held captive by his own reps for three years
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