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243 headlines found matching 'EPO'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Remember those Honduran kids we deported? They're dead now
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(188)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Daily Dot dotes on Drew's decree, 'Don't denigrate dames.' REPORTED
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(31)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate's Amanda Hess says "Policing misogyny is fabulous in theory. In practice, it's a biatch." REPORTED
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(505)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(828)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Reporters: Mr Obama, do you plan to travel to Ferguson? Obama: Let me be clear. I want to go there, but I do not want to interfere with the investigation. Reporters: So will you go after the investigation? Obama: OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE *runs*
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Nothing further was reported about the one-legged man or his weaponized prosthetic limb"
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"
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(989)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials operating a massive solar power collector in the Mojave desert say those plumes of black smoke federal officials reported seeing about once every two minutes over the array weren't NECESSARILY birds being incinerated in mid air
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Sun August 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jim Parsons denies reports he's engaged to his boyfriend
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(66)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(The Villager)
 
 
 
Hipster kickball league evicted from NYC playgrounds on grounds that their for-profit status and sponsorship by two different liquor suppliers violated school policies "since their main goal is reportedly the partying after the games"
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(79)
 
(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Civil unrest in Ferguson continues with multiple reports of gunshots, and the riot batons and tear gas are back. LGT livestream (Possible Not safe for work language)
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Fri August 15, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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Thu August 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Locals try to come to grips with reports of dangerous, wandering cocks
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(20)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Thief calls cops to report that her victim won't leave her alone
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(21)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Determined not to only shoot black men, Ferguson police shot a white female pastor with a rubber bullet while she was praying, are now reportedly looking for an elderly atheist hispanic in a wheelchair to shoot so no one feels left out
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(280)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Consumer Reports: Tesla Model S has 'more than its share of problems'" Actual Quote: "The Tesla Model S was 'one of the most phenomenal cars we've ever tested.'"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Huffington Post reporter arrested for crime of not packing bag fast enough at McDonald's, as well as not picking up that can
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(811)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When a reporter is described as either 'brave or stupid' for trying to get a story during a firefight in Iraq, bet on the stupid and check his footage out
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police respond to report of chicken crossing the road, taking too long to get to the other side
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(27)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
A new report says the Apple workforce is overwhelmingly white and male. One can assume that report did not include counting the people who assemble Apple products
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(16)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Pa. state police fitness test that is target of DOJ discrimination suit is so easy even a TV reporter can do it
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(35)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penguin walks into hotel, reportedly looking for the rabbit trying to get him back to his home at the South Pole
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(30)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan switches jobs with reporter at press conference, is glad to see someone else wind up with their foot in their mouth for a change
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(15)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Business picks up at the Galleria Mall in St. Louis, as police respond to reports of multiple brawls breaking out in the mall
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy fights off alligator in attack. The next day, news reporters mistake the casual banter of a child filled to the gills with morphine and Demerol with heroic nonchalance
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN reporter asks Ray Rice if his wife had words of encouragement for him, other than "Lead with your left"
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(33)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Multiple (but unconfirmed) reports indicate that NASCAR driver Tony Stewart intentionally ran over another driver who had gotten out of his vehicle during a race caution. Update: Driver pronounced DOA
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Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)
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(108)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Metta World Peace to change name to Panda Friend, China Daily reports
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(17)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: 1c@n''t-rememberTh1$-p@$word
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nah, nothing to report in the music world today...apart from the fact that MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S BOYFRIEND KILLED JIM MORRISON
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Et Tu MSNBC? Reporter introducing piece about Obama's summit with African leaders, says Obama wants the summit to be successful "because he's from Kenya"
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(80)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Catholic League)
 
 
 
Hypocrites at CNN report that American Catholic bishops are living in million dollar homes, yet they fail to report that the top brass at CNN make a lot of money
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(154)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota reports surprise record profit on U.S. SUV demand, fact that their vehicles don't all come with factory-installed recalls
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(9)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Laid off by Kellogg, Toucan Sam now doing traffic reports in Brazil. "Just follow your nose . . . to the I-5 interchange where there's a three car pileup"
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Gamecocks *snert* football team reports rules violations to the NCAA including A ) Contacting coaches without permission, B) Illegal gifts to players or C) "Impermissible iced decorations on cookie cakes". Yep, that's a thing
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A report by the British Chamber of Commerce shows young people are so unprepared for the demands of work that they have even asked their bosses where to take naps"
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(48)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Woman who fled to Mexico because she thought she would be "untouchable" there after she took part in the murder of a 14-year-old boy is deported back to California after being caught by police in Tijuana
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
News station does a report on Ray Rice press conference. With helpful clip of a fight with a street actor dressed as Spider-man
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(6)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Prize-winning goat reported missing from county fair, no information on whether it was to be used for any fraternity rituals
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(24)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera arrested for fatal hit & run in Tampa. Charges for reckless reporting still pending
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(62)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
American Museum of Natural History now offering "Night at the Museum" adults-only sleepovers. Amy Adams not included
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(16)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Rand report concludes our octillion dollar F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is so awesome, IS SO AWESOME, it's useless and we'll go down in a firey ball of fail in an air war against China
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why isn't the media reporting on Hamas' main command bunker that is located beneath a hospital in Gaza City? That was a rhetorical question
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(151)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New report reveals a disturbing trend of attacks against US border security by refugee children
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(43)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter to GOP Congressional candidate: "Do you believe Obama was born in the United States?" GOP Congressional candidate to reporter: "I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes"
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Herbalife reports lower supplemental earnings
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(16)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Russian tow truck driver tries to repo woman's car. What could possibly go... whoa, what?
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(45)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Hello officer, I'd like to report that I think this meth I've been smoking is laced with something. Any chance you can take a ride over and check it out? Great, see you soon
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(28)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Owner of Boston's minor league team in Lowell, Massachusetts misplaces his $30,000 2013 championship ring at a Manhattan restaurant. Which is found and returned by life-long Yankees fan. In other news there have been reports of pigs flying
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(20)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "soulmates" are more likely to split up than those who simply see their relationship as journey through life together, reports Professor Spike Lee
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(67)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In which Peyton Manning tries to get reporters to say "blue balls"
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Repo man towing your 'prized' Cadillac Escalade? That's a tire iron to the windows, a mess in the driveway and one sore bite mark
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(83)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Reports of ISIS ordering genital mutilation in Iraq have been greatly exaggerated. Maybe
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(38)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When you post a network news report on You Tube, the network will drop a takedown notice to have it removed immediately, but if the network uses one of YOUR videos without permission (or even giving you credit)? Well that's just fine and dandy
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How many Daily News reporters does it take to not fact check a story?"
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(21)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(23)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Reporter who rifled through Malaysia Airlines crash victim's luggage says "I crossed the line." Apparently that was never covered in Journalism 101
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(82)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two bandits clean out Atlantic City casino; tens of dollars reported stolen
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(27)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"The cover image of 'State of the Climate in 2013,' makes the impact of the report, which was released today, clear"
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(87)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Rock considers Chris Christie a buddy. The two reportedly bonded over their love of pie
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
British news network Sky News realizes that, in retrospect, maybe, just maybe, having a reporter rifle through the luggage of a flight MH17 victim live on the air, wasn't in the best possible taste. Fortunately "a" dildo was not among the contents
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(95)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox promises Gracepoint, their remake of Broadchurch, is not a "shot for shot remake" but is something totally different
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(59)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Networks pushing to end same-day and live ratings, say it is the equivalent of "reporting the winning sports team in the third inning." Terrible metaphor aside, it makes sense
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(24)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian TV reporter quits over crash coverage. "I couldn't do it any more, We're lying every single day. Every single day we're lying & finding sexier ways to do it"
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(239)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker reporter's assignment: figure out if TGI Friday's unlimited appetizers deal really is unlimited by eating mozzarella sticks for fourteen hours straight
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(267)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Panhandler stops interview with reporter to take call on his cell phone
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tim Howard wants to know if the Knicks have cap space for him. Knicks reportedly mystified by concept of somebody playing defense
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(15)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"We at the Denver district attorney's office would like to report that we have arrested man for 2,400 pounds. Wait, what's that? Sorry, correction, 2,300 pounds of marijuana in a local warehouse"
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(52)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Police will not confirm reports that a man was shot while having sex in a car, but a naked guy with a gunshot wound did wander into a restaurant
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(13)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Pastor accused of sex assault released from jail, immediately assaults female reporter
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(124)
 
(Utah People's Post)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings deny they confirmed they denied a report that confirmed assistant coach's denial that Chris Kluwe confirmed
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(91)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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(25)
 
(CSN Houston)
 
 
 
Houston media reports that Arian Foster told Andre Johnson that this Texans team can win in 2014. No report on whether a straight face was kept afterwards
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(26)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Stolen giant burger returned to its rightful owners. Bob's Big Boy reportedly sorry for taking something that didn't belong to him
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(15)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Report says Crisco died of heart disease.....in other news, Johnny Walker died of cirrhosis of the liver
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(19)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Barbara Turf, former CEO of Crate and Barrel, is dead at age 71. Early reports say she will be buried in... Well, probably a fairly nice casket of some type. What, were you expecting her to be buried in a crate and/or barrel?
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(22)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says that the tipped minimum wage hasn't gone up in 23 years. However, if you've been working tables at Denny's since 1991, you've definitely got bigger problems
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Target security spots repeat shoplifter on video -- is the security guard fired for A) chasing down the thief and tackling him, B) grabbing the man's arm, or C) reporting it to the police? Hint: thief happens to be a cop
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(225)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In latest use of headline that must be an F-key on most reporters' keyboards by now: "This surveillance bill puts our hard-won freedom in peril"
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(22)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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(174)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rolls Royce sales are up 33 percent worldwide. Subby plans to buy one right after his upcoming marriage to Candice Swanepoel
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(19)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to write 225 words per minute with a pen. Stay tuned for follow-up article on how to achieve maximum horsepower through buggy whip application
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though
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(158)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rabbit eaten after burrowing into cheetah reserve. Its final words were reportedly something about how it should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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(55)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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(59)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Leader of Best Korea unveils new, more efficient, and juche-based style that looks to ignorant imperialist Westerners like a limp. All loyal party members expected to report to Ministry of Silly Walks to learn new walk immediately
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(56)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reporter test drives world's fastest drop coaster at Six Flags in New Jersey, with a 415-foot plunge in 10 seconds, not just so you don't have to ever ride it yourself, but so you can laugh in the face of anyone who suggests you should (pics)
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of fossils unearthed at a Silicon Valley construction site. Finds reported include 8-bit graphics processors, 64k memory chips, and COBOL and FORTRAN programmers
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(36)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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(368)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember how deportations were way way way UP during the Obama presidency? Well, it turns out that they forgot to carry the one or something
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(84)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management rings bell and decides to go second round with Clive Bundy. Militiamen reportedly tightening their tinfoil hats while pledging allegiance to the second amendment
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(198)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Here's Arizona's version of a hot television reporter trying to do a live shot in the middle of a hurricane
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(37)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the psychonauts, ordinary people who take newly-concocted mind-altering drugs so they can report if you might want to also
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(40)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
From the CIA Twitter feed: Remember reports of unusual activity in the skies in the '50s? That was us
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(69)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa and House GOP : Dear President Obama: you know all those people who came to the US as children, know no other home and are peaceful productive members of our society? We demand you start deporting them immediately
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(196)
 
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Playstation Vita is sold out across North America as Sony reports sudden run on their inventory of five PS Vitas, suspects adding a third game title might have sparked buying frenzy
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(16)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby
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(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Columnist thinks his difficulties in accessing the Drudge Report from his hotel computer is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to censor the internet, rather than Druge's awful side bar ads tripping the malware filters of the hotel's Wi-fi
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(92)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reports, "Big 12 unveils new logo" then fails to include the new logo anywhere in the story
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(23)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Bubbling' Is the new teen trend that no teen anywhere has ever done but will be reported in horrified tones by news outlets across the country
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(152)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports picks the worst fast food chains in America, puts Sbarro at the sbottom of the list
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(59)
 
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii's alien spaceport opens for business. Apparently "first contact" is less about warp drive, and more about hippie girls in white dresses
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(69)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ had a reporter embedded at the Bundy Ranch and the "revolution" was just as derpy as you imagined it to be
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(133)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Science Channel reports its best quarter ever, credits Morgan Freeman, Survivorman, and Outrageous Acts of Science for its exploding viewership
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(19)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 twice to report location of fleeing criminal. Genius: Caller WAS the criminal, actually heading the other way
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The hits keep on coming for Donald Sterling. Reports indicate that his examination by a doctor was compromised because Mr. Sterling took the doctor out for dinner and drinks after the doctor looked at him
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(9)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal tries to find Jesus, ends up at Home Depot
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(59)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Incredible new report on our future food supply
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(112)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy reportedly fired from The View. But now where will housewives learn that the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism?
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(40)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried
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(50)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter boards Romerocopter, reports that World Cup is extremely trending topic on social media, and may be biggest social media event ever. Time to rush home and watch CNN to see what people on Twitter think about this news
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Poop stains reveal that Penguins migrate based on the climate, and that Mrs. Cobblepot isn't very good at doing the laundry
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(12)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hi, ACLU? I would like to report some discrimination. I was banned from the neighborhood because of my faith. What? Oh, sure it's White Supremacy...hello?"
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(171)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Report finds Jimmy Savile 'wore huge rings made from the glass eyes of dead bodies'
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(96)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New report finds local police departments are becoming 'excessively militarized', equipped with weapons, uniforms and tanks formerly used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan because the war on drugs
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(147)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NTSB releases Asiana crash report: "The pilot flying the plane was experienced, but lacked certain critical skills for guiding the aircraft," like how not to fly a perfectly healthy jumbo jet into a sea wall
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(95)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The crew who spotted the great white reportedly took off when the shark started nibbling at the engine"
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(39)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Juicy Couture closing all U.S. stores. Women who want you to stare at their ass so they can complain about you staring at their ass reportedly heartbroken
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(34)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii to be the site of Earth's second spaceport dedicated to alien craft. Somebody watched "Lilo and Stitch" waaay too many times
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for news reporter: Do not challenge a high school cheerleader to a toe-touch for you will fail
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(9)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Newlyweds CM Punk and AJ Lee may be expecting a baby. Mark Henry reportedly willing to lend them a hand when it comes to babysitting
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(41)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Paul to make acting debut in third installment of Atlas Shrugged. Paul Ryan reportedly orgasmic
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(68)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We report, you decide, but keep in mind some of the Fox newscasters are liberal
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(39)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember the McDonald's worker fired for calling 911 and reporting a gas leak? McDonald's: Here's a check for $10,000. Can we still be friends?
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After visiting Colorado, British reporter predicts there would be suicides, killings, and toddlers in the hospital if England legalized marijuana
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(126)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Investigative reporter discovers if you fight your red light camera ticket in the city's special red light camera court you might not get a fair trial, even though the city attorney spends several seconds considering your case
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(93)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia man discovers baby on highway. Skid marks reportedly everywhere
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A local news reporter doing a story about increased crime in Oakland gets her purse stolen from the news truck while she was on the air. Bonus: They were parked in front of the police station
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(41)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Therapist arrestedafter reportof sexualassault
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(53)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian World Cup viewing center rocked by explosion. "Many" casualties reported
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(56)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
One advantage of a slowly depopulating, increasingly forested Detroit: less hayfever
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(31)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton isn't going to talk to reporters at public event. "I have a deal"
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Gators' assistant football coach fired after squeaky-clean Miami Hurricanes report him for NCAA violations
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(16)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
For those of you who are new to our country: it may come as a surprise, but the IRS will not call you at home and threaten to deport you as a way to get you to load money onto Home Depot gift cards
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(26)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Canadian reporter interviews man on the street about Fargo on FX. Man turns out to be Fargo star Bob Odenkirk. Canada is so adorable
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(91)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dead actress reportedly seen alive before her death, died in her sleep days before being admitted to the hospital with near-fatal .34 BAC
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(69)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Actors who reportedly 'stormed out' of interviews. And why it's usually not the case
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(9)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
No matter what you may think, injecting your equines with gasoline will not increase their horsepower
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"When news breaks of a school shooting like the one at Seattle Pacific University, there's almost always something that the early reports get wrong: that there might be more than one shooter." Here's why
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(46)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Home Depot begins selling consumer products like toilet paper. Look for it in the do-it-yourself aisle
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(22)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Colbrunn, the hitting coach for the Red Sox suffered subarachnoid brain hemorrhage, but is resting in the hospital and is expected to recover. Also reports experiencing a sudden strange affinity for the Yankees
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(10)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Regis Philbin takes a ride with some guys in a unmarked white van, reportedly after they offered him a puppy and some free Geritol Gummies
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(20)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shooting reported at Seattle Pacific University, with at least four people injured. Not this shiat again
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(463)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New 'Daily Show' correspondent leaves Jon Stewart speechless... by reporting actual news
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harvard reports they have a book bound in human skin. No word on whether it's a biography of Ed Gein
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(80)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Finally a television news reporter asks a question we all want answered: Is it legal to break a car window to save a dog trapped in a hot car?
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(124)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
New report suggests that Earth is on the verge of another great extinction; most at risk of vanishing forever are people who can properly use their turn signals and distinguish "their" from "they're" from "there"
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(167)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"I don't walk around with this AR-15 for the fun of it," says a guy in Texas protesting in front of a Home Depot because of the Second Amendment or Obama or something
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(770)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sheep World Cup held in Colombia, with animals dressed in colors of Brazil and Colombia taking part in soccer game. Reports say the sheep were better at soccer than Team USA is expected to be
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter asks American folk on the street about the impending World Cup, with predictably unpredictable results
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie copes with getting criticized by the Tennessean GOP by crashing a bachelorette party. Bride-to-be reported to say "Who the hell asked for a Chris Farley impersonating stripper?
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(14)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bad news: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up. The good news: Michelle has reportedly been perusing newly separated and openly bisexual Evan Rachel Wood
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, the reports of bitcoin's death have been greatly exaggerated
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(88)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
One year ago, The Chicago Sun-Times fired 28 staff photographers and told the reporters to take pictures with their iPhones. Let's see what happened to those photographers. Next please let's compare the past year's photos with the shots taken by pros
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(102)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that deposit you put down on a Virgin Galactic suborbital space flight? Well, you can finally start packing
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cat owners tend to be more intelligent than dog owners, according to report that had to be read out loud to ferret owners
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(130)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man carrying stolen GPS calls police to report that he is lost
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
2000: Measles eliminated from America. 2014: Record number of cases, and it's only May. No word on if the CDC will be billing anti-vaxxers for each new case reported
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(226)
 
(Auburn Citizen)
 
 
 
Legislators propose 25 bills at targeting heroin "epidemic" including naloxone in school. Then they release their suggestions in published report with one of the creepiest covers ever (see toward bottom of page)
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(35)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Amazon refuses to respond to a request for comment by a Washington Post reporter about Amazon's ongoing dispute with Hatchette publishing and the tactics Amazon is employing; which is awkward given who owns The Post
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reporter congratulates loser of French Open match on his win, which goes over about as smoothly as you can imagine
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(27)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
TV reporter who gave us the bogus story of paramedics laughing it up at an accident scene, says people on social media are hurting her feelings and that's what's important here
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(112)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft challenges the FBI...and wins. Shame about all the audits and deportations, though
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(23)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Hope you saw her on her last tour, because Tina Turner is reported to be recovering from a stroke
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(43)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
The average Thai citizen was apparently totally cool with a military Junta seizing control of all media outlets, deposing their elected government, and instituting curfews and martial law. But the Junta's taste in music? Now THAT was an outrage
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(19)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists report to have found darkest place in universe. Surprisingly this article isn't about subby's ex-wife's soul at all
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(39)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter allergic to newspaper ink
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(24)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
You can either go back to working on those TPS reports, OR you can watch four short videos of classic Star Wars scenes reenacted by wool dolls. Your choice. (**waves hand**) You WILL watch these videos
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(12)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to create a fake reporter to shill snake oil on your website, try not to use the headshot of a real news anchor that's long been an Internet obsession, even if she is French
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(38)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Home Depot founder who compared Obama to Hitler, then apologized for comparing Obama to Hitler, now compares Obama to Hitler again
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(283)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently entertainment reporters at Cannes are just making things up in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines: Russian punk band Pussy Riot denies reports that they are starring with James Franco in the "Spring Breakers" sequel
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toni Braxton, noted research scientist publishes report that abortion causes autism. Jenny McCarthy outraged
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first robot rock band on display at Moscow android exhibition. There are reportedly already stories circulating of their backstage antics with real dolls and of the copious amounts of WD40 they're drinking
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(32)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone decides to get outraged over the juvenile justice system, claiming children are tried in "kangaroo courts" for adult crimes. Rolling Stone should stick to reporting things they know about, like...well. This is awkward
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Report: Obama madder than hell over VA problems. You can tell he's really angry by his left eyebrow moving down about 1/8"
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(58)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
A group of scientists and meteorologists puts the smackdown on Obama's global warming report. SCIENCE - it works, biatches
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(277)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
In America all it takes to be a journalist is a cell phone camera and an internet connection. In South Korea you must pass a written exam, spend endless hours at the police station reading incident reports, and endure beratings by senior reporters
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(49)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Reporter admits Elizabeth Warren would be perfect if it weren't for reporters like him
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(50)
 
(Blogs.com)
 
 
 
Reports of the imminent death of Second Life may be slightly exaggerated. The fact that there are still people playing Second Life, however, is by far the more shocking news
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(54)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Killer's lawyer doesn't want media to report that his illegal immigrant client had state funded health care, according to media report
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(51)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The person who leaked the Jay Z/Solange fight video has been identified and fired, is reportedly crying all the way to the bank
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(30)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
A Missouri reporter picked up a pile of human poop on TV with her bare hands
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(159)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
David Tennant's American accent in Gracepoint = bad. Don Cheadle's British accent in Ocean's Eleven = so much worse
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(122)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber reportedly under investigation by LAPD for armed robbery. Unknown if LA County Jail has a protective unit for pretty Canadian teen idols who think they're "street"
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(119)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congresswoman introduces bill to sharply cut back on the 4,291 annual reports federal agencies are required by law to send to Congress on the grounds that nobody bothers to read most of them anyway
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(38)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
U.S. News & World Report will not include sexual-assault data in its annual college rankings, just football team strength and the availability of on-campus alcohol
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(79)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
UN report says that even when latrines are built in poor countries, 1 billion people still prefer to poop outside. Holy Shiat
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(130)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A perverted ventriloquist, a creepy dummy, and a reporter all come to a crashing head in Devil Doll from MST3K season 8. Mike, Servo, and Crow tear this black and white horror film to shreds. "I command you to shake that moneymaker"
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(7)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Postal Service Reports $1.9 Billion Quarterly loss. Ben Gibbard distraught
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts? Plans call for the hundreds of surviving Americans to be sent to Brazil, Australia and Argentina (w/ maps showing whether you're more likely to be deported or just dead by then)
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(226)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when a woman hugs you, police assume she's a prostitute, she gets arrested and then you watch a court order her deportation
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(62)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mom reports child missing. Search party of 50 called. Child was at school
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(39)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Meet the tallest high school hoopster in the country. With bonus hilarious pics of him towering over reporter, cameraman
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(14)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
So, Drudge Report, and Hannity will need to be regulated like PACs. Makes you wonder why they didn't mention Mother Jones, HuffPo and Daily Kos
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(163)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
NTSB begins investigating air show crash involving a 77 year old pilot. Initial reports say the plane went several minutes with the left blinker light on
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(64)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Turning to the morning traffic report, we have cow
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(39)
 
(Drive (Australia))
 
 
 
Journalists asked not to report $800,000 Lamborghini catching fire. Sure they won't
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(59)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"EPA accused of blocking independent investigations" Yeah, I want the Coal Miners of America's report on clean coal, dammit
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(23)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police might have never found the guy with the hash oil operation if he hadn't called 911 to report the pit bull savaging his penis
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(19)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Office Depot plans to close 400 US stores, raising fears of emergency shortage of lost cat posters and flyers advertising cut-rate roofing that get tucked underneath car windshield wipers at every mall everywhere
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(32)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
34 Ukranian insurgents reported dead. Turning to economic news, the Ukranian insurgents are conducting a new hiring campaign
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(144)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pressure mounts on CBS to discredit Benghazi report. Fox pressures CBS to endorse Benghazi report and end this incorruptable corrupt dictator-in-chief's reign of dictatorial evil and corruption
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(192)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Five cautionary signs in the April jobs report
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(29)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of an intersection at 4:00 a.m. is hit and killed by a car. The coroner can probably skip the toxicology report on this one
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(55)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
That cop who was arrested for putting repo man in choke hold? He was already on administrative leave and under investigation to see if he was mentally competent to be a cop. Also swears he didn't try to run and cops used excessive force
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(88)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Tow truck driver tries to repo a state trooper's personal vehicle. What could possibly go wrong? Well, you could ask the trooper, but he's sitting in jail for aggravated battery and resisting arrest
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(38)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kellogg reports that 1Q revenue is not grrrreat
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(13)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Surveillance reform will die by thousands reports outlining recommendations of surveillance reform
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Huh-lo zis 911? Ye'am cahhllin to report a drunk drihiiver"
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(8)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
NYC to 30,000 retired cops and firefighters: That $298 million that we deposited into your accounts last night? Yeah, about that
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Thu May 01, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Only 67% of Obamacare enrollees had paid a premium by April 15th, according to a report which ignores 14 states and the fact that premiums for many weren't due until the 30th
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists use tissue derived from pigs to grow new muscle in men's legs. Their research was reportedly inspired by that episode of The Tick featuring The Deadly Bulb
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sports Jeopardy coming this fall, to be hosted by Dan Patrick. Early reports say that the majority of the clues can be answered with the phrase "PACKERS... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JP Morgan Chase apparently okay with depositors so long as they don't engage in ATM (Not safe for work images in article)
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(38)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Supreme Court to determine whether Sarbanes-Oxley financial reporting law can be applied to fish
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Grimm (R-Throwing reporters over balconies) turns himself in to the FBI
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(40)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Reporter hires hooker. Takes her out to dinner, goes dancing, and barely even makes out with her before parting ways. You're doing it wrong, John
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporter very keen for you to know this hot woman hotly invents some hot thing and does it hotly. Did the reporter mention she's hot? Cause she's hot and has a hot picture to prove it. Oh and something about fighting hunger
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(46)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets
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Sat April 26, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
After learning Chase Bank is turning away porn stars because they find the adult film industry abhorrent, Wells Fargo is stepping up efforts to get the adult film industry to give them their huge deposits
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(77)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Do news reporters or politicians lie more often?
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan officials report their ferries are perfectly safe. However, the docks at the ferry terminals may mysteriously sink
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(35)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man who threw Molotov cocktail into Brooklyn convenience store probably won't get his bottle deposit back
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to a conservative radio host, Cliven Bundy's problem isn't that he holds repugnant racist views and believes black were better off under slavery, but just that nobody taught him not to say that out loud where reporters could hear
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(1195)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Large 6.7-richter earthquake strikes Vancouver Island. Preliminary reports estimate moderate damage equal to 0.29 Stanley Cup riots
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(99)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: Laura Prepon isn't dating Tom Cruise. Bad news: she's still a Scientologist
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(94)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong's dealer---ERRRR---coach banned for 10 years due to doping violations
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(19)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to US News & World Report, seven of the best high schools in the nation are located in a state not exactly known for the intelligence of its residents
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report a ring around the sun. "This has never happened in Tampa, Florida"
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clutch your pearls and move your drinks from a monocle splash radius, but there are six people are still using AOL, and they report their accounts are being hacked
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