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245 headlines found matching 'EPO'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You're a 'pastor' who owns a grave marker factory, and claim a family didn't pay for 'extras' on their 5 year old's stone. Do you A) Forgive the debt, B) Go to small claims court, or C) Repossess the child's marker?
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maltese reporter who broke Panama Papers stories and was reporting on links between Malta's president and Azerbaijani passport ring killed in car bomb attack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Campaign staffer says Trump goes out of his way to be a dick to his VP, mocking his religious beliefs whenever he can, & saying in front of reporters that "wasted all this time and effort" on abortion, and joking to the reporters that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several injuries reported after Louisiana oil rig explodes in Lake Pontchartrain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats demand investigation on the water situation in Puerto Rico after reports of residents drinking water from Superfund Sites. Yeah, I'm sure the Republicans will get right on that
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Drug distributor stocks fall ahead of 60 Minutes report on how they derailed the DEA's efforts to deal with the opiod epidemic
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
TV news report leads man to old shirt, $24 million jackpot. Subby's old shirt just tells him wrong numbers to play
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA is releasing its report on North Carolina's academic cheating allegations tomorrow on Friday the 13th, nothing ominous about that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CBS reporter: "Kaepernick says he'll stand for the anthem if he gets to play again." Same CBS reporter a few days later: "We didnt actually talk about that subject"
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's (R-eporter attacking numbnuts) mugshot finally released
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We must encourage women to report sexual harassment, not threaten or blacklist them
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyologist: My wife took $130,000 from our joint account without my knowledge, depositing it into a CD in her name only that she claims gets returns 3X the average rate. Should I be concerned?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Catster)
 
 
 
Nurse Raisin, please report to the OR, Nurse Raisin to the OR on Caturday
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Reporter sneaks into Neo-nazi gathering so secret you have to undergo 'extreme vetting" by white Supremacist groups to get an invite. Well either that, or send an email to the organizer pretending to be film critic who really hates Abraham Lincoln
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains that NBC did not reach out to him when reporting on the Rex Tillerson story. Moron this as it develops
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Amid reports of a meteor streaking through the sky, fire fighters battle blaze on NH mountain. Details sketchy as the military has cordoned off the area. This is not a repeat from 1938
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson tells reporters that he remains "fully committed to this moron's agenda"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Did you really call Trump a "moron"? Tillerson: "I'm not going to deal with petty stuff like that." Trump: See? He totally didn't call me a moron
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump administration didn't notify immigrants about an abrupt change to the deadline to renew DACA (this Thursday) so now 50,000 of them will be at risk for deportation. Ta da
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar power is the fastest growing energy sector. It's almost like the sun is beaming down on all of us about 50% of the time we're on this earth resulting in life as we know it. How could that be better than old fossil deposits?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(MassLive)
 
Boobies
 
"It is with a heavy heart that we report that the booby expired overnight"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Under Betsy Devos, college freshmen who report civil rights violations can expect to have their cases heard and resolved sometime during their doctoral thesis defense
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(Variety)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Tom Petty not dead yet -- though reports of him saying, "I'm feeling better" may be just rumors
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR reporter Rachel Martin can't tell if Bill Murray is a serious theatrical entertainer or if this an elaborate joke
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former NY Congressman Michael Grimm looks at who is president, and decides that a little thing like a tax evasion conviction and threatening to murder a reporter shouldn't be bar to a political comeback
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Reporter wants people to know dust devils are not tornadoes, will not clean your house
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Fri September 29, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"This is an island. Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." No, not a 4th grade book report, it's Trump's Puerto Rico remarks
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Sunlight Foundation)
 
 
 
Did you know that Trump National Golf Club hosted the Turkish Airlines World Golf Cup? No? Well it wasn't reported by the national media nor mentioned by any Trump-related social media accounts, but I'm sure there are millions of good reasons why not
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Massive magnitude 1.5 earthquake felt 'right under people's feet' in New Jersey. No report of shoelaces becoming untied yet
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Home Depot is trying become the official sponsor of Mexico-America wall, what should their new slogan be?
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(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here, just engaging in quantum teleportation of patterns of light. How's your warp drive project going? Oh... well, keep at it, you never know how these things will turn out
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today, the Ric Romero Institute of Teenage Psychiatry in a new report reveals for the first time that 1 in 4 teenage girls are depressed, sullen, talk back to their parents and regularly scowl at anyone but their dear poodle, Fifi
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer to reporter: THAT'S MY PURSE. I DON'T KNOW YOU
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reporter went undercover with the Alt-Right for a year and what he learned will shock none of you. Hint: they think Hitler will end up on money
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump doesn't know what word 'otherwise' means. Also not too clear on 'integrity', 'ethical' and 'nepotism'
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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Tue September 19, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Significant Nerf gun ocular injuries are not reported in the literature, as far as we know"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The credit-reporting industry is a rapacious, unaccountable corporate beast that sucks up, stores, and sells our secrets whether we like it or not, and seeks to avoid any liability should anything go wrong"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northrop Grumman is buying Orbital ATK for $7.8 billion. Orbital CEO reportedly very supportive of this transaction, swimming pools full of cash
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NY Times WH reporter to delete every Twitter account in existence
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(Independent)
 
 
 
That UN expert who wrote a report explaining how Russia was a "victim" of sanctions? Yeah, guess who paid him $50,000. Looks like they've moved on from expecting a payout at the new "Trump Casino and White House"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report says no signs of long gas lines forming in North Korea as claimed by Trump. Most likely because nobody has cars to form lines with
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the news today... 3k troops are going to Afghanistan, Trump is campaigning for some Strange in Alabama, and his lawyers discussed the Russia scandal in front of a reporter. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bengals players are reportedly wishing for the front office to choose between a no-talent quarterback with a lot of baggage and Colin Kapernick
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Snapchat blocks Al-Jazeera in Saudi Arabia. How will fearless reporters send dick pics to fundamentalist Muslims now?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump hires the best people. THE BEST. Like lawyers who argue over their Russia investigation strategy. Loudly. In public. At a restaurant. Next door to the New York Times DC bureau office. Where the reporters like to eat
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army to foreign nationals: Service means citizenship. No, wait, not any longer. No service, no citizenship. Not yours. Prepare to be deported
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "These bones unearthed in the 19th century are female." Reporters: "Viking warrior was a woman." Viking Historian: "Reporters are idiots"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Explosion reported in London tube carriage
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard report that hackers have pilfered 200K credit cards accounts from Equifax. Fark: starting last November
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Student who tried to get DACA classmate deported is deported from enrollment list
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
An online portal designed to let Equifax employees in Argentina manage credit report disputes from consumers in that country was wide open, protected by perhaps the most easy-to-guess password combination ever: "admin/admin"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Members of 'uncontacted' tribe reportedly murdered by gold miners in Amazon. On the bright side, at least their remains are eligible for free next-day shipping
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The widow of the Indian man murdered in Kansas in February anti-immigrant hate crime now faces deportation from US
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Tue September 12, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The American household income report has us partying like it's 1999
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone paints a statue of Columbus's hands with red paint. Police are calling it a hate crime. Fifteenth century Italian community reportedly shaken, worried
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Irma's Surprise Path May Fuel Insurance Claims" reports Captain Obvious from high above in the RomeroCopter
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Sun September 10, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Homeless drug-addicted women are commonly victims of rape, but reporting it often makes them even more vulnerable
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Miyazaki officials apologize for bringing deadly tick to news conference to illustrate danger of tick-borne disease, then letting it escape. "Prefectural government officials conducted a search for the insect with the help of reporters"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Little girl tells InfoWars reporter he's a "farking idiot." Subby blames today's parents, chemtrails
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Facebook reportedly "testing UI changes", conveniently right as you had gotten used to the last ones
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Reports of difficulties achieving higher fuel economy are greatly exaggerated
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After Irma came ashore on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin, the four "most solid " buildings on the island have all been reportedly destroyed
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently even Trump's former bodyguard, go-to goon when he needs an FBI director fired, and "Director of White House Operations" Keith Schiller has hit the eject button, reportedly leaving Trump "crushed"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guy reports his car stolen that he himself sold the day before while really drunk
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What started with a report of stolen leaf blowers and a pickup truck getaway vehicle ends with a stolen truck crashing into a house, a woman throwing her kid into a random passing car, and the male driver swallowing a bunch of heroin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How bad are fires in Oregon? A Portland weather reporter just left live on the air to check on his home
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Pat Toomey's town hall after asking the Republican representative how he would react if his daughter were rounded up by ICE agents and deported
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
County secretary admits stealing exotic dancer fees because husband spends too much at Home Depot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: another unexploded bomb from WWII found in Germany. Fark: 1.4 tonnes of explosive. Great reporting: "The HC 4000 bomb is assumed to have been dropped by Britain's Royal Air Force during the 1939-45 war." Bonus - photo of squirrel near bombsite
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Serena Williams **grunt** reportedly gives **yaaaaaaeagggghh** birth to **uhhhhnnnn** baby girl **keeeeeeee**
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Right-wing: "YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN THOSE CIVIL WAR MONUMENTS, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO OUR HISTORY. Reporter: Does that mean you support keeping Harriet Tubman on the new $20 bill? Right-wing: *crickets*
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(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco moves ahead with ban on autonomous, rolling delivery robots. Joey Cramer reportedly despondent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're a decorated Marine veteran and a US citizen? You better believe that's a deporting
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS says it warned Virginia about potential trouble in Charlottesville three days before the clashes took place, though it's understandable why Virginia wasn't alarmed by a report that "many fine people" were headed towards the town
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Oyster condos' helped save a Maine town's shellfish legacy. Shrimp reportedly getting into the timeshare business while lobstermen are sticking with their secret lairs
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finland's president forced to explain to Trump that two reporters, who look almost nothing alike, were actually separate people, despite the fact that they were both women, Finnish, and, shockingly, blonde
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For a few hours, the gift Shop at Trump Towers in NYC had KKK hoods "for fine people" and "urine-proof" rubber sheets for sale until a reporter ruined everything by trying to buy them and thus alerting store employees to their presence
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The unexpected beneficiary from Hurricane Harvey? Home Depot and Lowe's
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump re-tweets a Fox News reporter who accused Obama of pardoning "a traitor" and "a terrorist", a reference to Chelsea Manning and Oscar Lopez Rivera. Difficulty Obama pardoned neither of them, just commuted their sentences; one after 35 years
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey I know that you're reporting live on the hurricane but here's a six pack, enjoy
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(LawNewz)
 
 
 
Crackpot attorney announces civil lawsuit to take down CNN for having the audacity to report on the President's words and actions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly ending DACA protections for undocumented immigrants who arrived as children in a move that will thrill white supremacists
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Fri August 25, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Your 8-year-old son has just found what appears to be a gun in a dressing room. The best thing to do is A) leave it where it is and report it to the store manager, B) take it to the nearest counter, or C) pull the trigger to see if it's real
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo may be obstructing justice by forcing the CIA unit involved in the Trump-Russia investigation to report only to him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: So, Sarah, can you explain why the President thinks "very fine people" would join a Nazi rally? Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Sorry, we are really short on time,"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 31-year old White House staffer who was paid $90K a year to find positive news stories about Trump and re-circulate them to reporters has resigned, possibly because his job is now literally impossible
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Thu August 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not that YOU will probably ever need to know this, but should you find yourself with a winning powerball jackpot ticket here's what you should do 1) keep your mouth shut 2) put the ticket in a safe deposit box. 3) Hire VERY good financial advisers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Isolated incident #2 reported in St Louis, driver captured and nobody was seriously injured
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Firm who wrote up the Steele Dossier: "We stand by every word in that report" So the pee pee tape is real
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Headless torso identified as reporter missing from the Kickstarter submarine
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee teen walks out of the woods in good condition 11 days after disappearing on a hike with his father. Asked about his ordeal and how he survived, the teen is reported to have muttered "sucks" before flopping a chair and texting his friends
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana judge again overrules Congressman Greg Gianforte's objections and orders him to report to jail to have his fingerprints taken in connection with his assault conviction. Hmmm wonder if he's afraid AFIS might have a "hit" when they're run
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suggesting everything is not all sweetness and light within the GOP, Trump is reportedly considering endorsing Jeff Flake's primary opponent at his Phoenix rally, while a McConnell-aligned PAC is running attack ads calling her "Chemtrails Kelli"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report, Daily Beast discusses in depth why Justin Beiber unfriended Floyd Mayweather
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Submarine builder: Reporter died accidentally so I buried her at sea, er, in the bay
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump, returning to the White House on Sunday night, responded to reporters' questions about the ship collision by saying: "That's too bad." Sick tag stepping in for Followup, who was busy doing headdesk.gif until blacking out
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millennials are now financing everything from bed sheets to concert tickets. Mostly because no one is going to repossess dirty sheets or used tickets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans alarmed and 'taken aback' at White House's flaccid response to Bannon threats: report
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC court worker earning $166K fired after butt-dialing a reporter and inadvertently saying "I barely show up to work"
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Paraplegics can now use Amazon Alexa to control their robotic exoskeletons. Waiting for the first report of Alexa mishearing the command, "Alexa, I'm ready to sit"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Drunk driver smashes into a "Report Drunk Drivers" sign
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I'm terrified': Big tough neo-Nazi blubbers like a baby in video reporting he's wanted for arrest in Charlottesville
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chinese automakers are reportedly considering buying Fiat Chrysler, build quality and reliability are expected to slightly improve
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A delayed condemnation, followed up by reports promising to pardon Arpaio, a vehicle attack happened in Paris, and Two Scoops approval ratings drops even further. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Injury report from Bryce Harper's knee shows that the Nationals' playoff run may not be significantly bruised
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a cow after Consumer Reports pans and de-recommends Surface PCs for industry-worst failure rates, declares Surface the greatest PC of them all and HUUGELY popular with its customers and fans. Thanks, Donald
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: Now a car has plowed into protesters in Charlottesville, casualties reported
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues Home Depot for $50 million accusing them of shorting customers on paint by a mere few fluid ounces
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Giant sea gull' photobombs TV weather report
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorka blames "fake news" for his perceived insult to Tillerson and the continued reports Praxis exploded, poisoning Qo'nos and putting the Empire at risk to die out in decades
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director James Wan reports shooting Aquaman is difficult because it involves a lot of "wet sequences" and water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart says someone took the back-to-school sign off some superhero-themed school supplies and moved it to the gun department, is asking for information on the Farker reponsible
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Two of 1700 cars parked at Fukushima No. 1 plant during height of 2011 nuclear disaster are still unaccounted for, feared to be radiation-tainted. Neither TEPCO nor the repo men know where they are
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly improvised "fire and fury" comments on North Korea, most likely after binge watching Game of Thrones all night
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite changing the criteria from "person with repeated criminal violations, a significant criminal history or history of violence" to "looks kinda foreign", Trump is on pace to lag even the slowest year of the Obama administration in deportations
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner got mad at a reporter recording him and ordered her to delete it because he assumed the conversation was off the record
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaked report could force Trump to choose between science and his base. Science is doomed
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Columbian Mammoth found in Montana. ICE immediately begins deportation proceedings
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Afraid Trump and Pruitt will bury the EPA's climate report, someone accidentally drops a copy in the lobby of the New York Times
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The Palmer Report would like you to know it has no connection to the discredited conspiracy theorists it has been citing in its stories
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Allegedly leaked by US officials, Fox & Friends reports on US spy satellite discoveries related to NK. Trump denounces Fox's reporting of classified info. Just kidding, he retweeted the article
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Hey, Katrina, can we start deporting the non-English-speakers by getting rid of the Bigly One? Because, "bigly"? Seriously? What the hell is that? Early Modern Twat?
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Report finds the economic benefits of Obama-era climate/energy rules are four times greater than the costs
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest thing you've ever put in a safety deposit box? If it beats a dead cat, a loaf of bread and a rock, you win
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Think the Deadpool suit is what makes Ryan Reynolds look so buff? Think again. And in related news, Josh Brolin reported to be moving in to a gym full time
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Fri August 04, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sessions decided to double down on "leakers" and is going after reporters, PharmaBro has been convicted, Flynn filed an amended financial report, and it's relatively tame today. It's your Hayes/Engel/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Under his own proposed rules, Trump would have to deport himself were he an immigrant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what businesses AREN'T loving the "Trump Effect"? Gun makers that's who: "Sturm, Ruger & Co. (RGR) reported Wednesday afternoon sales were down 22% against the same period last year while profits fell 53%"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For a long time, it has been DOJ policy not to subpoena reporters or media outlets except as a very last resort in investigations so as not to appear to be trying to chill their 1st Amendment freedoms. Note the use of the past tense
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bizarro Fox News: McMasters reports that Susan Rice did nothing wrong. And back in our world: *crickets*
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Boy offers to mow the White House lawn. Trump invites him to meet the White House groundskeeper for a job opportunity, probably because Trump is deporting all the landscapers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man threatens to stick Home Depot employee with needle, surprising police with his ability to find an actual Home Depot employee
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Chevy Bolt beat the Tesla Model S by 15 miles in a consumer reports range test ... the Model S with the smallest available battery capacity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Getting your ass handed to you by a CNN reporter on a nationally televised press briefing" is now called "Putting that reporter in his place"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Impersonate Trump while singing in a British punk band on tour in Germany, and then try to go to the USA? You better believe that's a deporting. Where is your First Amendment God now? (Complete with video of Punk Trump)
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly wants to make Mike Pompeo National Security Adviser and ship H.R. McMaster as far away as possible, like, um, Afghanistan
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Obtain a college scholarship while being brown? That's a deportation for you
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Wed August 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We're trying to convey that it's time to stop beating around the bush on Trump's collusion with Russia." 50-page report released today, detailing the Russiagate. Not Mueller's report, just some think tank who has been following the developments
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobach files an appeal to try and prevent having to testify under oath at a deposition on Thursday about voter's rights
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle faces tough questions, but no one can penetrate his shell to depose his leadership
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department Twitter account hacked by the Russians. Wait, we're getting reports that the State Department actually said these lies
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This morning's Trump tweet storm: Senate must get rid of the legislative filibuster and Russia was actually working against Trump in the election (tweet right after a Fox & Friends report on it)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite wanting to curb investors' enthusiasm, Barclays reports pretty, pretty, pretty good progress. And a $1.8 billion loss
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Fri July 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump loves Scaramucci's profanity laced rant to a reporter, because of course he does. Modern day Presidential
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Mooch will dramatically pare back his interactions with journalists following his jaw-dropping comments to The New Yorker, feeling betrayed by a reporter who accurately reported on his meltdown
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(Logz.io)
 
 
 
Happy SysAdmin Day. 70% of DevOps engineers are at a risk of burnout, a new IT ops report says
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Determined to continue blazing new trails for Trump and GOP, Sarah Palin and her law team subpoenae 26 "failing" New York Times reporters in her defamation suit against a Free Press
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls reporters rude, for asking him to clarify his policy proposal to ban transgender individuals from military service. Yeah, subby thought it was rude when my professor asked me to defend my thesis too, but I did it anyway
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Retired slugger Danny Tartabull returns to the news because he (a) signed with MLB team as hitting instructor (b) criticized today's young players as slackers (c) got caught for evading child support by calling the cops to report his car break-in
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Superman's mustache reportedly to leave film, form own team called the Brush-tice League of America
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(AOL)
 
 
 
So why did Spiceweasel order cameras turned off during press briefings? a) So his lies couldn't be recorded for posterity, b) To punish the press for reporting "fake news," or c) So Trump wouldn't yell at him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Possibly the most terrifying story of a very unsettling six months: "Reclusive Drudge Report founder Matt Drudge visits the White House "all the time," according to a senior administration official who spoke with CNN"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pickup truck slams into house. On the scene reporter interviews homeowner who apparently drank coffee until the news crew showed up
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop responds to noise complaint about kids playing football in the street by joining the game. "Do you want me to do a police report, because you just got robbed"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly reportedly wants Sean Hannity to leave Fox News and join him at the Ministry of Truth™
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The owner of the creationist Ark theme park trashes press for reporting he's ducking taxes, angrily stating "the media is out of control"
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(DW)
 
 
 
You are 10 years old. You got a "C" on your report card. Do you flee to Switzerland?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Michael Oher reportedly bit Uber driver, in talks with Bengals
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Former law professor Elizabeth Warren marks up President Trump's report card, flunks him for his broken promise to 'Drain the Swamp'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL owners reportedly pressuring Roger Goodell to suspend Ezekiel Elliott; "it would almost be a surprise to see Elliott not suspended at this point"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA Director wants Kim Jong-Un deposed from North Korea
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was a teenager, I saw my dad with a hand down a friend's shirt at a sleepover. I blamed her. I have a daughter her age and when I saw my dad with her, I was repulsed. I want to blame him and never see him again. What do I do?"
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Makers of coming Justice League movie unveil new Batmobile with enough firepower to wipe out a small nation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Closed White House press briefing livestreamed by rogue reporter
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How contentious are the White House press briefings getting? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now starting to mock Fox News reporters
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Independent)
 
Video
 
If you're doing a live news report, remember to stay away from the mimes. (with Not safe for work language)
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Filing a false police report can result in jail time. Especially when you send fake texts that purport to be from some poor guy who didn't want to date you. Subby's just assuming
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon alt-reported $2 million in debt disclosure
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Administration decides courts are overrated, and that from now on, unless a suspected illegal immigrant can prove they've been here more than 90 days, ICE can deport them without giving them an immigration court hearing first
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hires Ty Cobb. Cool Papa Bell reportedly inconsolable
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Initial report shows the Air Canada plane that tried to do a Harrison Ford was the length of a single basketball court away from hitting the planes on the taxiway. Sorry, eh
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, for you liters. Calling all quilters, sewers, needlepointers, x-stitchers, painters, or anyone with a farkish tshirt you're willing to part with. For you who don't want/can't throw $5 a month at the site. Here's your chance to contribute
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Team Trump planning on investigating reporters who report negatively about little Donnie and then feeding this to Fox News and social media
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump never made the decision to fire people from The Celebrity Apprentice, reports Clay Aiken
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate a relative of the smallpox virus, the extinct horsepox virus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(FML)
 
 
 
"Today, I saw a child being kidnapped while at work. I called the police who told me to follow at a safe distance and they ended up saving the child. I went back to work and got scolded and then fired. Thanks, Home Depot. FML"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UEFA reportedly considering salary cap to help small-market leagues like Slovenia and Ireland compete with big-market leagues like Spain and England. Based on the NBA and NFL experience, how could this possibly go wrong?
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Journalist who broke the news of Jewish marchers banned from Pride March is demoted and stripped of reporting duties
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News blames "THE DEEP STATE" on the accurate reporting of Patrick Bateman regarding Trump Jr.'s meeting with a Kremlin attorney. How do you say "FAKE NEWS" in Russian?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Comey memos reportedly had classified info; Trump says 'That is so illegal'
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite saying he would rather slash his wrists than play Bond again, Daniel Craig reportedly signs on for the next film. Turns out a barrel full of money can be very persuasive
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Sat July 08, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
This guilty looking dog reportedly scammed $6 million from immigrants
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heineken brews up $30 million in antitrust violations. Drew reportedly inconsolable
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
After she repeatedly reports him to the HOA for daring to live beside her, big gay "Mexican" responds to racist neighbor with sternly-worded baked goods
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Polluted Indian river given 'living entity' status. Instantly reported dead
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. creates 222,000 new jobs in June and hiring was stronger in the spring than previously reported. Unemployment now at 4.4%. Just tremendous
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Melania Trump reportedly trapped inside hotel in Hamburg due to anti-capitalist protesters surrounding the building
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LePage: Things would go a lot smoother if there weren't reporters around to report on my incompetence and corruption
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Climatic Lab explosion reported at Eglin AFB. Man, between that and Meth Labs, I'm glad I went with a Golden Retriever
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey man comes home to find his pool gone and reports it stolen. Days later finds out it was mistakenly removed by contractor
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"And now let's go to our reporter on the scene, Wendy Burch, to find out what's URRPPP with the Hermosa Beach Ironman"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. defends Reddit meme creator after CNN report:"The bible says whoever is without sin, throw the first stone. And who really hasn't been a racist, sexist, and anti-semitic scumbag online, right?"
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Lawyer who reported Bernie and Jane Sanders to federal authorities concerning bank fraud now admits it was all hearsay, argues that hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. New report says Saudi Arabia has 'clear link' to UK extremism. But this is very delicate politically at home AND they're also your partners and have lots of oil. What do you do, old chaps? What do you do?
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Whole Foods initiates recall after customers report supplier's Buffalo Chicken Salad isn't wholly chicken, but includes some tuna, AND fails to include buffalo
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Mon July 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd near Boston's Logan airport. Police report "several pedestrians with injuries" of "varying severity." Story developing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
India's move to a cashless economy will reportedly take longer than expected. Which is hard to believe considering most people in India have been pretty much cashless since 1947
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. From Va. tells CNN they are getting "played" by reporting on what the White House has confirmed are official presidential statements. Everytime they cover a Trump tweet they are "playing into his hands". The hell of it is...he's not wrong
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Sun July 02, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
New report claims solar panels generate 300 times more toxic waste than nuclear reactors. Why, yes, it was written by a nuclear advocacy group - why do you ask?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing fans tweet reports of a robbery in Brisbane
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NY Times reports on shooting in "downtown Arkansas", which is the kind of thing their copy editors would...oh, right
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration shutters the White House Council on Women and Girls, reportedly after Trump found out that no matter how many times he pushed that red button on his desk they wouldn't deliver a single one to his office
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Thu June 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Cash Me Ousside' girl pleads guilty to grand theft, possession of marijuana, filing false report. How boud dat?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Carter Page's discussions with the feds get leaked? Will WaPo get off the story they're reportedly sitting on? Will Donnie Two Scoops flail around like a toddler in a ball pit? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread
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Wed June 28, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
Video
 
Suspicious 'meat man' reported in South Point, Ohio. In other news, Tesco Vee is reported to have escaped from Washington, DC
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump interrupts a call with a world leader to hit on a cute reporter in the oval office
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Tue June 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A reporter grew a set of brass balls during the press briefing, the healthcare bill is in serious jeopardy, and the new FBI Director nominee was officially covfefed. This is YOUR Rachel Maddow Show thread. (9:00 EDT on MSNBC)
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm reportedly unhappy with Han Solo star Alden Ehrenreich's lack of acting ability. Harrison Ford weighs in, saying, "It never stopped me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House reporter loses it after Sarah Huckabee-Sanders overloads his bullshiat meter
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Rand Paul looks at the CBO report which says 22 million people will lose health insurance and decides to hold out for at least 30
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Reporter: 'So what do you think about this administration so far?" Eric Trump: 'I AM ERIC I LIKE PIE'
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Fri June 23, 2017
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Deputies searching for suspect who may have jumped into Lake Sherwood. Current reports are that they are not merry men
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House warns reporters not to report on instructions about not reporting on Thursday's press conference
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(Some Child Thinking Guy)
 
 
 
"Toy Safety" group yet again breathlessly reports that everything in the world will kill your children
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New report says 5 billion people worldwide now use a mobile device. Which thankfully leaves 2 billion people on the planet who still talk face to face with one another
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Home Depot sued for lying about the size of its wood. Men everywhere wait nervously for verdict
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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Stabbing reported at Bishop Airport, possibly after they pushed him into doing that crazy alien knife trick again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports releases its first rankings in which every company is tied for last place
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