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234 headlines found matching 'EPO'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses fake news about deportation to apprehend suspects, regret nothing
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, you're a reporter coming in from where? To report on what? Step right this way, sir. Right into this cell
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have already outsmarted the algorithm that can differentiate between real and fake news, so reporters are now adding humans into the mix
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea puts on display of firepower against its sworn enemy the Pacific Ocean as it vows revenge for UN sanctions
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
If he is picked for Secretary of State or any other cabinet position David Petraeus would have to report to his probation officer before leaving North Carolina for any trips
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Fri November 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Terrified TV reporter quits after learning businessman she investigated was 'planning to murder her'
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Reports of Black Friday's death have been greatly exaggerated
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute For Needless Research releases report that shows young people are more gullible than older folks
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Michelle Yeoh reportedly cast as Captain Han in new Star Trek series, will always shoot first dammit
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Youthful blood may not reverse aging after all. Vampire Peter Thiel reportedly planning to sue Gizmodo for publishing this information
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ice deposit on Mars is comparable in size to Lake Superior, which is comparable in size to a Lake-Superior-sized meteor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Baylor football staffer responsible for "management of the program's public image" arrested for choking reporter
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Mon November 21, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The website most hated and despised by the Venezuelan government is run by 60-year-old Home Depot employee in Alabama
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported following elementary school bus crash in Tennessee
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Obama 'not optimistic' about Syria's future. Also reportedly has observations about the current size of the Pope's hat, wetness of water
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Surgeon General reports says 21 million Americans have substance use disorder. And that's just the number who started after the November election
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All the reports of Trump's pick for attorney general being a racist can't possibly be true, because *smokebomb*
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tony Romo reportedly considering retirement so he can spend more time with lucidity
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Reporter publishes a very confusing exclusive interview with Steve Bannon. The most confusing part is how The Hollywood Reporter landed an exclusive interview with Steve Bannon
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study from Romero Institute of Sexual Health reveals that 88 percent of elderly women report low sex drive and most of them are not distressed by it. "Low desire is not an issue if you are not bothered by it"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead pig carcasses reported on I-75 after accident. On the bright side, at least they're not live pig carcasses
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
45-year-old Corey Feldman engaged to smoking hot 27-year-old. Who is she? Oh, she's Canadian. You wouldn't know her. He didn't want her to get deported, so he did the honorable thing. She's totally real, though
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Tue November 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Contrary to the cracker-jack journalistic reporting of Reuters, CBS, and numerous other lesser news agencies, Trump did NOT ask for top security clearance for his family
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
House Republicans were back in DC for a day when they decided the smartest thing to do was to send a message to President-Elect Trump that kills his dreams of a gigantic Mexico wall and mass deportations of immigrants
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Mon November 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD will not assist Trump's announced deportation plans
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Real news reporting may be figuratively dead, but Gwen Ifill is literally dead
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(AOL)
 
 
 
All humor contains an element of pain, which is probably why this high school student thought handing out fake deportation letters was funny
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local reporting at its finest - an article about the 'Supermoon' visible over the UK tonight. "Weather permitting [it] will be visible without the need for a telescope"
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Sun November 13, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
150 border agents who are totally not part of a deportation force being sent to Texas border
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fear. Passion. Fellowship. An embedded reporter discusses the inner workings of an NYC Trump protest
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New report says Donald Trump paid an average of $5 a vote, half what was spent by Hillary Clinton. Which is really about $150 a vote if the total includes all the free air time by CNN
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Young undocumented immigrants trusted their government and offered up personal information to avoid deportation. The Trump administration may use that information to deport them
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter admits journalists are smug, liberal and look down on Trump supporters. Also reports that water is wet and fire is hot
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News reports on Fox News' stunningly beautiful new television studio that will be featured tonight in Fox News' coverage of the election. Fox News
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporter at rally supports lynching reporters. Reporters report it. See? See?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Nielsen is sticking with its report that says ESPN lost 621,000 subscribers in just one month. Apparently they were Cubs fans who, after the World Series, say they have no reason to ever watch another sports broadcast again
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Earlier this year a tech reporter wrote an article about the features he felt made the MacBook Pro Apple's best computer. Naturally Apple just removed those features in the new redesigned MacBook Pro
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Some counties are already reporting a 110% voter turnout
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle rover. 'click' FIRE AT WILL, NASA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
News media reports white man, who waved Confederate flag, harassed blacks at high school game, then killed two cops, had "family troubles," "struggled with erratic and volatile behavior." So guess it's all OK then
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says that even though reporter Katy Tur has had to be escorted by the Secret Service out of Trump rallies in the past when Trump turned the crowd on her, his constant name checking of her isn't "meant in a malicious way"
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
Report: 90% of Canadians plan to spend election day rocking back and forth while moaning softly
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz doesn't want to talk about Hillary's damn emails anymore. Why, you ask? He's been reported to the FBI for using a potentially illegal private email server to conduct House business. Oops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report from the Romero Institute of Research indicates people fall for fake news stories
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court rules that priests don't have to report child abuse. God strangely unavailable for comment
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(The Political Insider)
 
 
 
Fake news website reports that Michelle Obama deleted Hillary Clinton from both her Twitter feeds. Hillarity ensues (LGT site that fell for it)
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Mon October 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's dictator Erdogan orders the arrest of journalists for the crime of reporting the shiat he does
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Pasadena Police Department adds its first female police dog, and pairs her with their first female K-9 officer, so a team of....annnnd yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and self-report myself rather than finishing this headline
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
UN and Amnesty International are sending investigators to look into reports of human rights abuses against indigenous people by a government with long ties to multi-national corporations. Fark: North Dakota
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Fri October 28, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Report: Georgia voting machine suspected of 'flipping' presidential votes. Republicans: "SEE...VOTER FRAUD. ITS ALL RIGGED. Report: Flipping votes for Hillary to Trump. Republicans: *crickets*
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson to reporter: What do mean I can't take off my sweater? I'M HOTTT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational demographic shift
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Putin slams reports that claim Russia is going to attack Europe
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Wed October 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While the media is obsessing over Wikileaks, and doctored O'Keefe videos, reporters from an ACTUAL newspaper got an official from a Eric Trump's PAC to admit on tape that it's running a voter suppression campaign aimed at blacks and suburban women
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Klubot
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports: Teslas are great, so long as you don't own them longer than a year or so, and you're ok with eating the loss
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Man runs over Trump sign. Man posts video of the act on Facebook. Reporter covers the story. Reporter's Facebook page becomes political dumping ground for the best Florida has to offer
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bodies of missing duck hunters recovered from lake. Police reportedly on lookout for snickering dog
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Report calls Washington State grossly unprepared for magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami, suggesting that residents will be cut off by destroyed infrastructure, fallen bridges, and roads choked with SyFy Channel writers desperate for more material
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Love scene between Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders in the movie "Jack Reacher" was reportedly cut. Apparently producers just didn't think it was realistic. Cruise in bed with a woman?
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Sat October 22, 2016
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The Donald's first 100 days plan: Deport millions, eliminate Obamacare, sue everyone who's made accusations against him. Seriously
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Facebook bends their guidelines so that Trump's statements can be reported verbatim. It's unclear if they are working for or against him
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WCMH Reporter "Donald Trump, you've been labeled a sexist and a raci..." Donald "Let me stop you there darlin', interview over" *SMOKE BOMB*
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone reporter at the UVA libel trial: "It was a mistake to rely on someone whose intent was to deceive me." Ya think?
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump answers sound like a student giving a report on a book he never read, which has prompted a Tweetstorm. "Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women. #TrumpBookReport"
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists report Mars probe was doing well right up until those last few meters
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Farked On Reporting Day - Ford halts production of aluminum F-150
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New report states that the FBI has over 117 million Americans in their facial recognition database, about 50% of the population
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And here we see John McCain literally run away from a reporter asking him about his comments regarding blocking Supreme Court nominees from Hillary Clinton
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember when we could politely disagree with reporters without sending death threats? Me neither
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Soulless alt right Lich Queen Ann "Vlaakith" Coulter calls into doubt the account an Asian New York Times reporter was the victim of racism despite all evidence to the contrary
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News reporters asks Donald Trump a softball question about the purported "media conspiracy" against him. Trump replied Fox hasn't been great to him either
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Facebook has simple solution for Windows 10 phone customers who report Facebook universal apps are slow, unresponsive, and crashy: buy a better phone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At this point, any political reporter wishing to avoid Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, should have the phrase "Donald Trump Doubles down on" as a single keystroke macro
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What you should know about battle for Iraq. Basically, shiat has hit the fan and Iraq is actually acting like a coherent nation-state instead of a hodgepodge of warring factions just waiting to be beheaded by ISIS. So they've got that going for them
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time Donald Trump attacked a reporter who questioned his claim that he wholly owned the Empire State Building? Crazy tall times
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
The reports of the PC's death have not been greatly exaggerated
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report my wife for raising our kids vegetarian"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Someone finally did a Scouting report on Tim Tebow. And it is glorious
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I saw a friend of mine admit on Facebook to taking a belt to his 2-year-old daughter in the hopes that it'll teach her to sleep through the night. My husband and I are no longer friends with him. Should I report this as child abuse?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Researchers have achieved quantum teleportation over the farthest distance yet outside of the lab, sending the quantum state of a photon across more than 3.7 miles in an actual metropolitan network"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you plan on attending Game 5 of the NLDS, you better know how to teleport
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Boko Haram reportedly releases 21 Nigerian schoolgirls. Trump reportedly excited
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"This is 911. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to report..." *click*
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Is that a pencil in your pocket, Mr. Obama, or are you happy to see us female reporters?
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Dispelling reports that Britain's currency is next to useless, someone has discovered you can play records with the new fiver
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"One of the most annoying myths about news gathering and reporting comes from the guy waving his cellphone at you and saying, "I don't read newspapers. I get all my news from Twitter.' No you don't. Social media reacts to news, they don't report it'"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kaepernick to start against Bills on Sunday. Rex Ryan reportedly to play national anthem on third downs
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Deported LinkedIn job finder allowed to return to Sweden, amazing many with the idea that someone actually found a job on LinkedIn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After our universe's rapid expansion, where did all that original hydrogen go? Here comes the Hydrogen Epoch of Reionization Array
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mike Pence runs away when asked by reporters about Paul Ryan dumping Trump
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How would you battle Islamophobia? I'd tell Muslims that they have to keep a close watch on Muslims and report on each other
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So let's ask former sports reporter Sarah Palin if she's heard worse 'locker room talk' than Donald Trump's
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Report your under-aged daughter's sexts to the police? Congrats, you're on the sex offender register
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Sat October 08, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
British police advice for civilians with clown reports? Ignore them: "Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bumble bans mirror selfies after data reveals that 86% of profiles that are reported contained them. In short, mirror selfie == douchebag
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Fri October 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The chicken was also reported to be intoxicated and armed with a pint glass
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After writing an article critical of Trump, Newsweek reporter, who has publicly written about his struggles with epilepsy, received a Tweet from someone who called himself "Mike Deplorable AF" containing an embedded video designed to induce a seizure
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New report says 20% of the world's seafood is still mislabeled. The other 80% is correctly identified as "mercury and petroleum that may contain elements of fish"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study: Thanks to the Internet, Canadian millennials view themselves as global citizens and don't have as big of an emotional connection to Canada as older generations. Reporter: Canadian millennials don't have much love for Canada
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Tue October 04, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Clown panic' largely fueled by unverified reports, but hey it is still fun, right?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
This is why I love the UK music scene; you've got Liam Gallagher calling his brother Noel a "shiatbag" and legitimate outlets are reporting it uncensored
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
So lemme get this straight. The Drudge Report is helping to spread the rumor that Bill Clinton has an illegitimate son he fathered with a black prostitute which The Drudge Report helped prove was false back in 1999 and holy crap I've gone cross-eyed
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New reports reveal MH370 should never have flown, increasing CNN's news boner to such lengths they can't even report on it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman calls Pasadena(CA) Police to report bi-polar African American boyfriend is acting erratically, cops find him with knife & fire extinguisher. Can you guess what happend next? Level Of Difficulty: not crowned Rose Queen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Alaskan reporter who said "Fark it, I quit" on air to support marijuana legalization is now facing 54 years in prison. For a weed. That's legal in her state. If only there was some logical explanation as to her treatment
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Over 8% of the population of Norway eats tacos every Friday; meanwhile, Mexico reports no plans to engage in reciprocal lutefisk consumption
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump deposition video released. Subby's no body language expert, but the Donald is totally on the defensive during the entire thing. I guess it's because he sorta almost kinda acknowledges that he farked up calling Mexicans rapists
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO's 'Westworld' launches sex-obsessed AI chatbot that finds an EW reporter boring
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Former Soviet Socialist Republic of Azerbaijan reports whopping 100.4 percent turnout for recent referendum aiming to extend term of office for current president of Azerbaijan. Very nice
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Wed September 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Home Depot pulling "Peeping Tom" Halloween decoration from stores. Weiner costume with cell phone is still a big seller
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Creepy online ad featuring swimsuit-clad teenage girl who morphs into eel yanked after Japanese internet users reported it was sexist. Officials say they only wanted to promote their city as hub of sustainable eel farming
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
American police are reporting 10% more murders than last year, including the ones they perpetrate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Police report Houston shooter was disgruntled ambulance chaser, didn't think he was this desperate though
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
KS Gov Sam Brownback in 2011: To hold me "accountable", I am setting up a council of economic advisers to report quarterly on all the wonderful things my tax cuts are doing for KS. *economic meltdown ensues*. Brownback now: Shut up. who asked you?
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Sun September 25, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently bored, the NY Times decides to engage in some actual journalism and report some of Trump's most outrageous lies of the week. Thirty-one of them, to be exact
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Sat September 24, 2016
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Most transparent president ever used pseudonym to email Hillary at her private email address he only heard about through news reports
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
The toxicology report says he was on Coke
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After months of Trump insulting world leaders, upsetting allies, embracing racists and sexists, and hurling insults at rivals, reporters and even ordinary citizens, the WaPo asks the question on everyone's mind: Is Hillary "likeable" enough?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baby giraffe gets to second base with CBS 8 San Diego female reporter
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into governor's mansion to demand deportation and religious asylum due to spiritual warfare attacks. Then it gets weird
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Thu September 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teleportation perfected in Calgary
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bomb threat shuts down all schools in remote Canadian territory of Nunavut. School reports that its student is disappointed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter goes a whole week without jackin' it. Let's just say it was not a pleasurable experience
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlotte protester homages North Carolina's rich wrestling history by piledriving CNN reporter on-camera
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN is vehemently denying reports that they acted like a respectable news outlet and suspended Corey Lewandowski after the Trump campaign's FEC filings yesterday revealed Lewandowski is STILL on the campaign's payroll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The scientists and engineers behind the Wells report deflate their critics
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel wants to see just how deplorable the average Trump supporter actually is, so he sends reporters on the streets to pretend Trump unveiled his tax returns and did deplorable things with his cash. Of course, they remained loyal to him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In response to report of Trump illegally using charity's money to pay his legal bills, he boasts that "there's nothing like doing things with other people's money"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Charlottesville Tomorrow)
 
 
 
Traffic engineer tells boss that city's speed limits are too low. City reacts immediately by deleting engineer's report
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't want to answer questions about the millions of dollars your state is losing due to an anti-LGBT law? Easy, just plant softball questions from fake reporters instead and then lie about it
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(ITV)
 
 
 
A man calls the police to report his ex-girlfriend for over-feeding his hamster
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
NBC NY reporting that Smash Mouth frontman in custody following active shooter in Linden NJ
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(The Tablet (UK))
 
 
 
World famous exorcist Gabriele Amorth dies at age 91. Although as everyone knows, exorcists never really die, they're just repossessed
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Sun September 18, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
West Virginia will no longer provide weekly fall foliage reports because the 37 full time employees needed to write the reports were laid off
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The slavers want you workin' when you go to jail, the prison band's on strike and they've commenced to wail: "The media ain't reportin' because they're so meek, but our largest prison strike's in its second week." Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After his disastrous "Commander in Chief" political debacle, Matt Lauer reportedly hung out to dry by NBC execs. Gee...if only there was some cat pic that could sum this up...like maybe one with a grumpy looking cat or something
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Oakland PD has set up a website where you can report license plates of johns picking up hookers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fleeing interviews seems to run in the family: on the heels of Ivanka ducking out of an interview with Cosmo; Don Trump Jr. walks out of an interview with a local tv station the moment the reporter asks him about the Trump Foundation's spending
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Thu September 15, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know all those clown reports? Yeah, fake
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida county employee charged for preying on businesses as a fake building inspector. Police reportedly became suspicious when they saw him actually doing work
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TFA Headline: McDonald's opens a restaurant that doesn't serve burgers. Subby's headline: reporter who's never eaten at a McDonald's reports about a McDonald's
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At last report, American police have yet to solve rash of creepy clown sightings. "Legitimate clown performers are upset with the attention, since they already have several negative depictions to contend with"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So, yeah, to absolutely no one's surprise Corey Lewandowski has basically been running the Trump campaign since Manafort left, at what point is Robbie Mook entitled to demand CNN hire him as a "reporter" too?
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In another case of crack CNN reporters missing a story under their noses, Anthony Bourdain never let his bosses know about Obama appearance on Parts Unknown. "The White House tells you don't tell anybody, you don't tell anybody"
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Cloaking devices, life-extending tech and even head transplants might not be far away (but don't hold your breath on teleporters)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Times gets a laugh from a Fark headline: "Hillary calls Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables.' Trump calls Hillary supporters a 'basket of deportables,'" notes a headline at Fark.com, the news site famous for its comedic touch"
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
New report about the military says 1 out of 13 soldiers are overweight. Which means at least the other 12 have someone during combat they can hide behind
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ambulance called to the scene after multiple moviegoers pass out during screening of new cannibal horror movie, breathlessly reports film's marketing manager
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Tue September 13, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Random hilarity reported jumping out of tiny cars in Georgia
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan reports record high of 65,000 centenarians this year, up from 10,000 in 1998 and just 153 in 1963. That's a lot of pancakes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary calls Trump supporters a "basket of deplorables". Trump calls Hillary supporters a "basket of deportables"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New report suggests that 20 to 45 percent of students in the US are at least one grade level ahead in at least one subject
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Reporter writes column about how Donald Trump fans send him racist, hateful messages. Donald Trump fans respond on Facebook with racist, hateful messages
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meet the lawyer who saved John Lennon and Yoko Ono from being deported by Nixon. Though that would actually result in John Lennon's assassination
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious reports that a judge's son won't be charged for DUI even though the state of Florida says the teenager misled police about crash
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate wants to report on a horse race, ethics be damned
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Not even Watergate had as much 'forgettery' as the FBI'S Clinton report"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation at Alpine High School in western Texas. One person reported shot, two on the loose
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hate Skeleton Ann Coulter says Trump wasn't mocking a disabled reporter, he was "doing a standard retard." There. It's all better now. Thanks for clearing that up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions can't explain Trump's ISIS reversal to CNN reporter
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(NewsDiffs)
 
 
 
New York Times decides report on the Presidential Forum isn't pro-Trump enough, hands article to another person for a complete rewrite an hour later
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan reports its national young hikikomori population at 541,000, an improvement from 2010. "Those who have shut themselves in their homes for at least seven years accounted for about 35 percent of the total"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police detonate IED in Edmonton. Initial reports suggest it was disguised as the Edmonton Oilers' season
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In Brockville, Ontario (aka Florida North) news, man stabs dog in fight over french fry. Reports unclear whether man also believes world is flat
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Mon September 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The reporter who helped make Trump says she's very sorry. If only we could forgive so easily
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Krawitz, a New Jersey Republican running for a Township Committee spot, goes on Facebook and tells a Daily Beast reporter he "hopes she gets raped by a Syrian refugee"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox's Eric Bolling wants "Mexican Deportation Stations" in the US. You know, to concentrate the immigrants, into camps, so to speak
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Sun September 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani insists that Donald Trump will "not deport the good illegal immigrants"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Out of all the reports about Trump's visit to a black church today, only this one includes a picture that indicates how many people attended. Wonder why that is
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The twelve biggest revelations from the FBI's report on Emailghazi
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japanese reporter thinks something strange is afoot with Putin's schedule, also noticed his recent unpublished obituary and three posthumous articles on his editor's desk
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
CDC releases first report on how Americans were using legal pot, and we bet the word you didn't expect to see was "responsibly"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton finally allows reporters to join her mile-high club
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender are two gorgeous people who reportedly spent a lot of 'The Light Between Oceans" playing hide-the-Oscar. So why are their love scenes so limp?
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Thu September 01, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Airlines president moves to United, says he took the job because the salary is way overpriced, he can take up to six months to report for work and can cancel without notice at any time
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree reports weak sales, even though you don't have to get all dressed up to go there, like Walmart
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New report says there's no proof that edible sunscreens work. Other than the fact that you never see anyone with a sunburned tongue
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Reporters take a trip to the Mountains of Madness and fact check Trump's immigration speech. Boy, that's a lot of Pinocchios
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New report says Apple paid just $50 in taxes on every $1 million in profit. Apparently they used Donald Trump's accountant
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(The Big Story)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion reported at SpaceX
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Wed August 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: I bought unregulated, mind-altering drugs from the internet. As I went through withdrawal, I began to regret my life choices
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(US News)
 
 
 
Best Korea reportedly executes Deputy Premier because of "disrespectful posture" towards Kim Jong Un, which could be anything from grovelling an inch too high to failing to nail the Asian Cartman impersonation just right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deportations could hit a ten-year low. Thanks, Obama
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Leaked NASCAR complaint analysis report confirms that the average NASCAR fan who bothers to call or email usually does so drunk, types in ALL CAPS, and still owns a flip-phone they keep securely velcro'd to their Confederate flag-festooned Hoveround
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter covering Trump: "I'll continue to be fair in my reporting of all candidates - and hope I don't encounter abuse or racism like that again." Oh you sweet summer child
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the Anthropocene epoch? You're living in it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The crack investigative reporting team at NPR wants you to know that everything you knew about Bob Ross is wrong
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That whole problem with Trump's campaign chief not living in the home he used to register to vote has been fixed. He just changed his voter registration address to the home of a fellow Breitbart reporter. I'm totes sure they're roomies
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain suggests that maybe, just maybe, there MIGHT be a connection between a report he wrote identifying billionaire Robert Mercer's hedge fund as a major tax cheat and the fact that Mercer is giving a shiat-ton of money to his primary opponent
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Lingerie shop robbed a knifepoint. Police hope for a big bust
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL torrent seedbox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter visits the troglodytes of southern Spain. After that, the kobolds of central France, the bugbears of Holland, the yuan-ti of Brussels, and then the gnolls of Luxembourg
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Poor St. Louis school reports improved attendance thanks to (a) free lunch (b) more buses (c) on-site washers and dryers. "It turned out that when students didn't have clean clothes, they often stayed home from school out of embarrassment"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Healthers have replaced the Birthers. Where is she hiding that long-form hysterectomy report?
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
As McCain's campaign Manager Steve Schmidt reportedly told Palin on election night 2008: "The concession speech is a serious and solemn occasion. It..is a ritual that legitimizes (the winner)." So of course, people are worried Trump won't give one
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Reporter goes on a week-long cruise for conspiracy theorists. "I feared they were tracking me around the ship, waiting to spring out from blind corners and empty doorways"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Australia, Maine is reporting a ten-foot snake on the loose. Complete with "holy fark" picture of the shed skin it left behind
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
China's new quantum satellite will try to teleport data outside the bounds of space and time. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The singing bush reports that "El Chapo" son might be a bargaining chip
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas's July jobs report is in, and Gov. Brownback's economic policies must have hit rock bottom by now...right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brietbart's DC editor penned an "open letter" calling Trump "dangerous" and saying his proposed policies posed a "serious threat" to the country; but he only wrote it because he was trying to get his ex-reporter Michelle Fields fired from her new job
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Fri August 19, 2016
(SC Magazine)
 
 
 
Latest census report says the median IT wage is $10,000 a year more for men than women. Which is really upsetting to the three women who actually were able to get a job in Silicon Valley
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
BBC reporter in Rio shows how it's done, insists that the couple in the background of his live shot isn't having sex, but merely "reading a book...in a strange pose"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As if the Olympic didn't have enough controversy, latest report claims that some swimmers were aided by a current event
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It's always amusing when reporters from competing television stations get into such a heated argument over tweets the cops have to be called. "We'll continue to cover the trial in a professional manner moving forward"
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(AP)
 
 
 
If your brilliant scheme to scam Home Depot lands you five years in prison, why not do it 40 or 50 more times when you get out? After all, you're an idiot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Due to incredibly critical reports about the private prison system in America, the DOJ announces they will no longer use the private prison industry. Thanks, Obama
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Org VP's incredulous response to CNN reporter who had the gall to say that Trump is down in the polls: "Says who?. . .Says who?. . .Says who?. . ." (Absurdity starts at 0:48)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Police Chief resigns in order to head NFL security. Mayor Bowser expected to name a replacement, reportedly favors Lenny Koopa
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Sister of guy shot by cops in Milwaukee: "Stop burning down shiat we need in our community. Take that shiat to the suburbs. Burn they shiat down." CNN Reporting spin: "She calls for peace"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roomba creator responds to reports of 'poopocalypse': 'We see this a lot'
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The dishonest media is reporting that Paul Manafort wants them to report on made up terror attacks
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how it was reported that Adele was playing half-time at the Superb Owl? Yeah, not so much
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Hire illegal immigrants and pay them less than they deserve, then report them to INS when they complain. Sounds like a good business model
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops respond to emergency call reporting "paranormal activities" inside house, witness lights flashing, clothes flying around the room and see dog on top of a hedge. Surprisingly, not a promotion for The Conjuring 3
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump would be wildly ahead in all the polls and preparing for a Reagenesque landslide victory if it weren't for those meddlesome reporters and their media overlords
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2003 when embarrassing revelations in two candidates' unsealed divorce records, one in the primary and one in the general, turned a dark-horse candidate into the Senator from IL? Guess what reporters are asking an NY judge to do?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
My crazy year as a reporter following the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The reporter was not successful in convincing any male acquaintances to try it"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service reports a quarterly loss of $1.6 billion. USPS gets even closer to dropping the first S, painting all their vehicles brown
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secret Service had to escort reporter Katy Tur to her car for her own protection after Trump singled her out at a rally, but surely there's nothing to worry about with his "2nd amendment people" remarks
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Wed August 10, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Iran executed an American spy only after they learned of his activities through Hillary's hacked emails and not media reports from seven years ago when he defected
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS president repeats 'we need to do better' seven times as reporters grill him about having all white male stars for their new fall shows
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberal media justifies its anti-Trump bias by saying he's too "dangerous" for their reporting to have integrity
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With no ISIS attacks to report in the last couple of days The Mirror releases a map showing where Britain's dognapping hotspots are
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Tue August 09, 2016
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple reportedly working on a 'killer device' to be launched next year in healthcare; names narrowed down to iEuthanizer and the Apple Death Watch
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Did an Olympic kayaker capsize after hitting a submerged sofa? Probably not, but it's too funny not to report on
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese tourist spends two weeks in German refugee shelter after filling asylum application instead of stolen goods report
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