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179 headlines found matching 'EPO'
Mon May 04, 2015
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
As a reward to Baltimore residents for ending the violence, police shoot another black man - Update: Fox has changed their article with the phrase "conflicting reports"
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(402)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Rockstar may have removed the ability to use mods with the PC version of Grand Theft Auto 5, as reports from the communiuty suggest that the game's latest patch has blocked the feature"
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(33)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter fails to notice as naked man videobombs TV football locker room interview
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(6)
 
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Former Baltimore reporter and creator of The Wire goes through 30 years of policing and government to explain why Baltimore has become what it is today
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(144)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Football Nation)
 
 
 
Reports suggest Eagles coach Chip Kelly is close to signing Donovan McNabb as team's sixth string quarterback
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five months after the release of the Senate torture report, somebody's finally being punished. Sure, it's the senate staffer who led the investigation into the abuses, but hey, it's something, right?
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Tue April 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Legendary folksinger Joni Mitchell, 71, earlier reported to be in a coma, now said to be doing okay and will make a full recovery
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After African volunteers switched their high-fibre diet to African-American diet of burgers, biscuits, and steaks, researchers report just two weeks of new diet could "dramatically" increase odds of bowel cancer. Who has biscuits with their burger?
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(151)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daesh leader Al Baghdadi has reportedly died. Difficulty: In an Israeli hospital
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(74)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warren, you've said you're not running in 2016, how do you expect to be heard then? Senator Warren: "Do you think I'm *not* forcing a debate?" She then proceeded to beat the reporter with a rubber noodle
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Mon April 27, 2015
(LA Observed)
 
 
 
Sports reporter Paul Olden recalls his question that set off Tommy Lasorda on a (Dodger) blue streak: "In my obituary in Southern California, that will be in the first paragraph. In my obituary in the East Coast, it won't even be mentioned"
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(16)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Forget 3D printing, 4D printing is on the way" - featuring level of cluelessness that will inspire you to sell all your bridges to the "reporter"
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Sat April 25, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a homeowner shot after interrupting a burglary. Then things get weird
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(33)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice when the court rules that you should get your deposit back. Especially when it's $2.75 million
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(11)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Ohio cop dishes out world's best punishment by locking woman inside her hot car after reports she left her dog there
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(92)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Benghazi report by GOP to be released next year. Wait, haven't we already done this at least once before?
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton, recovering from surgery, to report to Angels extended spring training. Which is not to be confused with the Brewers extended spring training, otherwise known as the regular season
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Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8 million calls to the IRS went unanswered this tax season because customer service money was diverted to Obamacare and new reports required of foreign banks. If you'd just listened to Republicans, this would have been unnecessary
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(108)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN hires 40 political reporters to boost its ratings. Critics say if they really wanted to boost their ratings they should have spent the money to hire 40 viewers
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(16)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for pulling woman's ponytail, reportedly still thoroughly unrepentant about dipping her pigtails in an inkwell
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Tue April 21, 2015
(NOAA)
 
 
 
After 40 years of efforts, scientists happily report that the humpback whale has successfully humped back their dwindling population
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Shanghai Stock Exchange has grown so fast that the volume of the trading has exceeded the ability of the exchange's software to report it
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(15)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The medical reporting magic 8 ball says that today caffeine is: good
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Jack White calling Tidal subscribers to thank them for their $20 a month dowry to the streaming service. Reportedly all eight subscribers are sick of the constant phone calls
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(23)
 
(Judicial Watch)
 
 
 
In response to an earlier report describing an ISIS camp on the US/Mexico border, the FBI has set up a task force that is meeting to determine their strategy to bag the whistleblower of the story. Sleep well
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Fri April 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jewell Loyd taken first in WNBA draft by Seattle, leaving reporters with questions like "Who?", and "The WNBA is still a thing?"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
$400,000 in art stolen from Simpsons creator's foundation. Flying Hellfish reportedly on high alert
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sports reporter attends press conference announcing resignation of German soccer coach, only to discover that it's all in German--which he doesn't speak. Hilarity ensues
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(15)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
In addition to dogs and bees, Portland Airport has hired some goats and a llama. TSA workers reportedly worried
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Aaron Hernandez now listed as game to game on the Patriots injury report
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(305)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Avon reported to be "looking at new business strategies" including a possible sale of the company. In other news, apparently Avon is still in business. Who knew?
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(11)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
A Smithsonian reporter is one of the few people allowed to enter the Chauvet Cave every year, the "world's greatest repository of Paleolithic art"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast cries "unfair' when Comcast customer satisfaction report surveyed Comcast customers instead of Comcast
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"Sir, any valuables to report missing from the attempted car theft?" Victim: "Well, they stole a bag of dog shiat out 'the back of ma truck"
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart rips Rolling Stone, makes 'citizen firing' because Rolling Stone won't police itself over its botched rape report
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you text two older drug dealers "You both will be dead within a week" and they are shot dead days later, don't be surprised when reporters call to ask you about that text
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
How the IPA got its name. Reporter follows up by brewing his own IPA, which incredibly isn't a terrible hop bomb: "fresh and flowery, finishing with just a touch of caramel sweetness, like a dusting of toasted coconut"
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NCIS report on Bowe Bergdahl raises new questions. Like how long is CBS going to drag this show out? 12 seasons? Christ, that goth chick is like 50 years old
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Mon April 06, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Scott Walker aide reports to prison for felony misconduct conviction. Fark: There are five more staffers and 15 more felonies to go in the investigation. Double Fark: This is only the first of two investigations
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Sat April 04, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue Bell halts operations at Oklahoma plant after six more victims of listeria fortified ice cream reported
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(15)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Obama Administration refuses to Prosecute the Obama Administration after a Obama Administration report discovers that the Obama Administration violated federal laws
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(83)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
DeBlasio: Democrats need to address progressive issues. Reporter: So what about Glass-Steagall? DeBlasio, remembering that his city's golden goose can fly to 49 other states: Wow, look at the time, gotta bounce
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(58)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently if you were born outside the U.S. and your adoptive parents didn't bother getting you citizenship, you can be deported when you're 40
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo State SGA has no sense of humor and freezes campus newspaper budget because of April Fool's day edition that 'reported' on drone strikes on the administrators and Gov. Cuomo banning snacks
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(40)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Dad gives wannabe thug sons old man haircuts to honor their failed report cards. Family Services to investigate in 3...2...1
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(62)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is reporting that the moon will disappear over North America just before sunrise Saturday
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(52)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reporter that allowed the Indiana pizzeria to "speak their mind" somehow blamed for its closing
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(325)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Those reports that Monica Lewinsky would co-host The View? Close, but no cigar
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Wed April 01, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad who told reporter he 'died' in a car accident and couldn't pay child support sentenced to two months of purgatory
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(23)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New report says that when it comes to worldwide broadband speed the U.S. is still chugging along in the slow lane
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(44)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Children in Cheshire, England no longer allowed to play any video games worth mentioning as it may be "neglectful" parenting. Nintendo reportedly overjoyed at the news
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Indonesian police spark impromptu block party after smoke from 3.3 tons of burning cannabis wafts through urban neighborhood. Intrepid journalist reports the high was so intense, he had to "sit down and have a cup of tea"
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(49)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Air Canada flight with 138 passengers crash lands through power lines. Only minor injuries reported while plane is destroyed
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(221)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry reports second consecutive profitable quarter
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(13)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
While US News were reporting for the 10,000th time that the plane was still crashed, Russia threatened Denmark with Nuclear War
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
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(190)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Payday lenders would like to warn you that the new payday loan regulations are an affront to good business and they will repossess this country so fast, it'll make your head spin
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes a GIF is all you need as an official 'no comment' statement to a reporter
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(154)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman who was reported kidnapped, then ruled a hoax, is now missing again
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(68)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thailand Officials to journalists: Either report what we tell you to, or we will kill you
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New report says doctors aren't telling patients they have Alzheimer's, at least not as far as the patients can recall
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(70)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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(95)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a red zone winner: "Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract - on the 1-yard line, if you will"
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(3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie has ovaries removed so they won't become cancerous some day. Brad Pitt reportedly considering building new wife out of all her spare parts
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(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
As Jehovah is my Witness, I thought I could have sleepovers and sex with that 15-year-old boy
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(106)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's sports business reporter doesn't understand either
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour operators report a boom in bookings for Cuba before US culture takes over. Filled with poverty, mass-murderers and second-rate healthcare, the US is to the north west of Cuba
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(137)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stranded on Vanuatu following Cyclone Pam survives on diet of flying foxes, finches and bats, reports they all taste pretty much like chicken
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(23)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Celine Dion is returning to Las Vegas since no one has bothered to deport her
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(27)
 
(Thanks Pete. luv, Bill)
 
 
 
Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract. On the one yard line, if you will
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(62)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
Now trending on Google+: Leaked FTC report shows Google purposely demotes other shopping sites in search resu++CARRIER LOST++
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors ask judge to set $25 million bail for "Suge" Knight. Suge reportedly asked, "Is that all?"
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(28)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Local news reports that kids are getting high by rubbing Burt's Bees peppermint lip gloss on their eyes, and by "reports" we mean "found an urban legend on the internet that was debunked a year ago"
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(39)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fish kill, dolphin stranding reported on Outer Banks beaches and it's not even training camp yet
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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(107)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son was at a sleepover and all the boys spread peanut butter on their nipples and let a dog lick it off. Should I be worried about this? What if one of those kids had a peanut allergy?"
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(91)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
The AP would like you know that the Robert Durst who was just arrested for murder is not the guy from Limp Bizkit as previously reported
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(72)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Ryanair steps up talks for transatlantic service. Budget airline reportedly excited about opportunity to drop passengers and their luggage off on a continent they didn't want to go to rather than just a distant city
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(9)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger's 6 rules of success you'll be bench pressing the hell out of TPS reports and telling the haters "Crom laughs at your four winds" all day long
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(74)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane plays at Hearst Castle's private theater. Each showing reportedly comes with a complimentary sled
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(55)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report says the average Wall Street bonus for 2014 was $172,860. As opposed to the rest of the country that considers it a bonus that they actually have a job
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(26)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
America blamed for beginning of new geological epoch. Thanks, Obama
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(13)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"...and for our traffic report watch out for Twizzlers on the highway as a truck crashed and spread these twisty treats all over the place"
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(49)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary brings own microphone and reporters to live press conference about state department emails. Link goes to live feed
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(835)
 
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Suspects threaten victim with hypodermic needle during robbery, no shots reported
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(11)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
A reminder that the story that Florida banned "climate change" came from an investigative reporting group in Florida, using Florida-quality investigative methods
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(56)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the demands of the anti-immigration wing of the GOP were met and immigration laws were "fully enforced" and ALL illegals were deported, it would cost $600 billion to do and shave 1.6 TRILLION off the GDP and slow economic growth by 5.7%
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(170)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Winter storms leave motorists stranded on Kentucky highways. One gubernatorial candidate reportedly studying the feasibility of providing vodak to those stranded motorists
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(21)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker: "Why don't we have a men's economic council?" He's reportedly also disappointed there is no white history month
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Fox affiliate's perky blonde gun advocate/reporter may have exaggerated a *teeny-tiny* bit when she talked about fending off a home invader and 15 of his druggy, thuggy friends while unarmed
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(153)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
While we're all waiting on the edge of our seat for the Bergdahl report to be released any day now; here's what Congress really told the White House about the swap... And what the White House did with it
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japanese battleship Musashi spotted off of the Philippines. Carriers Essex and Lexington reported to be scrambling aircraft
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(292)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader deposed as open war breaks out on the Nobel Peace Prize committee
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race"
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Tue March 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's lawyer denies a TMZ report that the Brown family is filming a reality show as Bobbi Kristina Brown lies in a coma. Subby finds himself in the impossible position of deciding if TMZ or the Brown family is more trustworthy
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(12)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Dallas Cowboy says he could beat Ronda Rousey. Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson reportedly offering to train him
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(100)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop lied about a marijuana arrest, failed to report how he tormented a suspect with his Taser, got a massage illegally that was just a happy ending, and, worst of all, claimed a three-hour lunch break lasted only one hour
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not enough that Scott Walker thinks little Jane's high school math teacher is from ISIS, now when she goes to college and gets sexually assaulted, the college won't be required to report it
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(468)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine shot dead in a matter of minutes in Missouri, with police reporting "multiple crime scenes"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
She was arrested for "punching him in the nuts," reported amused Florida cops
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(32)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New report says consumers are terrible at estimating air fares. Apparently they figure out the maximum amount anyone should be charged and then multiply it by only three
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(7)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant might have done something maybe bad on camera possibly a few years ago. Of course, that no one can find the tape and there's only rumors from "unnamed sources" isn't stopping the sports "journalists" from "reporting" on the video
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(94)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After he is done with the NFL, Tom Brady is reportedly looking into a career where he won't be accused of cheating...nevermind green screens, teleprompters, body doubles, special effects, stunt men, fake props
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Tue February 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The wheels come off the O'Reilly bus as he tells a Times reporter: "I am coming after you with everything I have. You can take it as a threat"
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(274)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standup Barbie TV reporter diagnosed with skin cancer after using sun beds for 10 years
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(73)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content on just trampling on the rights of American citizens of Japanese descent, the US government in WWII asked a dozen Latin American countries to arrest and forcibly deport their Japanese residents to the US, where they were interned
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(91)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could Kevin Garnett return to the Minnesota Timberwolves? The team is reportedly interested in him in an attempt for anybody in that city to care about the team again
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(28)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Neil Blomkamp's "Alien" sequel gets the greenlight at Fox. Previous reports peg it as a sequel to "Aliens" directly with Weaver and Biehn returning
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(139)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"French police fearing a terror attack swooped on a man in Nice after receiving reports he was 'heavily armed' with a Kalashnikov, only to discover he was a 17-year-old dressed as Mr T for a fancy dress party"
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(47)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas judge rules that Obama can't not deport immigrants under executive actions that haven't been enforced yet. Obama vows that he won't stop not deporting immigrants, will appeal decision to stop the unimplemented executive action. Got it?
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(82)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
[Boston mayor] Walsh also scolded adults he said were reportedly jumping from windows into snow piles for fun, which he called a "foolish thing to do"
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(61)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
San Diego TV station uses wrong photo in news report of suspected rapist. And by wrong photo, we mean a photo of the President of the United States. Oh, and one guess as to which network they are affiliated with
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(131)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb: "I don't want to talk about the past, I want to talk about the future" Reporter: "Let's talk about the future then" Jeb: "I don't want to talk about that either"
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(122)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed sends reporter to eastern Ukraine to see what the awful Russians are up to, and discovers the people want nothing to do with Ukraine. Awkward
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(222)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Five officers respond to report of naked woman rolling around in snow
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(50)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
In tonight's rendition of "Guess the Farker" -- "Pismo Beach officers responded to a report of a man described as completely naked and walking a pit bull threatening to kill a resident on the 300 block of Foothill Road"
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(26)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Of the 1.3 million violent incidents reported in England and Wales in 2013 and 2014, 53 per cent occurred after one of the parties had been drinking. And alcohol was a factor in 84 per cent of all violent incidents between midnight and 6 a.m"
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(73)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hospitals report that sex toy-related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey"
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(109)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Bank of America repos homestead that was paid off more than a century ago. "They even took the outhouse"
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of suspected cat burglar, discover 8-pack of daaawwww instead
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(19)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Phnom Penh Post)
 
 
 
Two sisters fined and deported from Cambodia after being literally caught with their pants down taking naked selfies at the ancient temple of Angkor Wat
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(149)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Police asked how many werewolves, witches, ghosts, UFOs, aliens and zombies have been reported. Answer: 295
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(29)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After reporters actually read the bill, Gov Walker's offices drops effort to turn U-WI into a giant Vo-tech by replacing the "search for truth" and "improve the human condition" in the U's mission statement with "meet the state's workforce needs"
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(100)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can everyone involved with the Staples and Office Depot merger deal please not say "Synergies," you're making all the employees nervous
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Staples just bought Office Depot for $6.3 billion. That was easy
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(40)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explosion at a mall in Perth, Australia kills 2 and injures 3. Early reports suggest a transformer exploded rather than terrorism but it is from CNN so who knows
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(26)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Walter White reportedly in talks to battle James T. Kirk
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(59)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz says the media helped keep Mitt Romney from running in 2016. So go hug a reporter
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(55)
 
(Louder Than War)
 
 
 
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees, and 49 more of the stupidest band names ever (Not safe for work language if read aloud)
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(27)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wife of hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin wants $1 million a month in child support, because you never know when your kid has a report due on the Eiffel Tower and you just have to make a quick flight to Paris
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Producers respond to reports that Downton Abbey will conclude after six seasons, won't confirm series ending with cybernetic Nazi zombies overwhelming England thanks to Lord Grantham
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(24)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Make 14 false fire reports in an 8 month period including 6 in one month? That's $13,500 restitution and five years probation
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
At Democratic retreat, reporters are escorted to restrooms by Democratic Party staffers. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(30)
 
(NBC Olympic Talk)
 
 
 
Reigning Boston marathon champ banned for being a little too Boston strong
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(8)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FAA releases report of dumb sh*t people did with drones last year
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of wines to help kick off your Super Bowl party. Seattle fans reportedly already preparing their own whines
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(38)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia county official would like to apologize for calling a black reporter "boy" during public meeting
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(114)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Humboldt County, Calif. resident reports "rolling" motion during 5.7 earthquake
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(101)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rand Paul attacks the Earned Income tax Credit program as being "rife with fraud" citing a GAO report that showed that 25% of the payments made under the program were fraudulent. Of course the GAO report said no such thing
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(116)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
4Q report shows there are no 535507 at Texas Instruments
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(14)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Bergdahl report resting comfortably
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(141)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
TSA tries the "if it's not in the report, it didn't happen" game again
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(48)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Doctors report it will be at least six months before he will be able to walk a straight line again
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(18)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Concerned citizen calls police multiple times to report drug dealing in front of her house. Do the police: a) thank her, b) arrest the drug dealers, or c) arrest the caller because she is annoying them for repeatedly asking them to do their job?
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(90)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
You might have a drinking problem if your kids jump out of your car, report you to police for driving drunk
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(15)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Scottish woman's report of seeing Bigfoot, 'not taken seriously.' Nae kidding?
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
King Tut / His beard makes him so foxy / King Tut / It's glued on with epoxy
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(68)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Report: Millennials stream TV comedies like this, Generation X DVRs movies and TV dramas like that, and boring baby boomers watch the news live on traditional TV like a not-so-rolling stone
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(90)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Large investment firm to Staples and Office Depot: So, when is the wedding?
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Business is growing for Breastaurants. Cockaterias reportedly showing disappointingly small and limp growth
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(50)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Family reunited with lost dog that was stolen and sold on Craigslist. With bonus outtakes of reporter trying to get a playful Husky to sit still
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(26)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Germany resumes gold repatriation. Bankers reportedly confused as to why the bars are all marked with eagles clutching windmills
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(41)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of man with sword in train station terrifying passengers. Find role-playing teen with wooden sword, head scarf because Thursday is "Ninja Day." Good thing it wasn't "Terrorist Day" Friday
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Fri January 16, 2015
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Smoke reported in DC Metro tunnel. This is not a repeat from Monday
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to skip Congress and enact Net Neutrality from behind 7 proxy press reporters
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(151)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter to Boehner: "Do you believe in climate change?" Boehner to reporter: "SMOKE BOMB" **hurriedly runs out of room**
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Wed January 14, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman reports son missing. Tells cops he left home in 1995 to follow Grateful Dead
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Tue January 13, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police fail to locate dead bodies reported by spear-wielding man, but do find his 16 grams of meth
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(24)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
WGN anchor loses it on air while reporting on a Florida man trying to trade an alligator for beer
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(8)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Kids weigh in on sprinkler leak at daycare center. Reporter desperate for story
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(15)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Fox has just greenlit a 'Minority Report' TV series. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NHTSA gives Honda 70 million reasons to report future safety issues
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(10)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The work week is over, but you're not going anywhere until you finish the Fark Weird News Quiz. Also, take care of those TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?
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(23)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New Discovery TV head declares "no more anacondas or fake sharks." Sir Mix-A-Lot and Ian Ziering reportedly disappointed
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(33)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Reporter presents Prime Minister David Cameron with a limited-editions The Smiths Salford Lads t-shirt. Cameron told the reporter "You have made my day. Thank you very much, there is a light that never goes out"
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(29)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
New report says the average American college freshman reads at a 7th grade level. Or as 7th grade reading skills are called at UNLV, a full ride scholarship
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(62)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi reports that they're killing an Ethopian Killer Maid (tm) with a helpful picture of what an Ethiopian Killer Maid might look like
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(38)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"40-year-old Ben Siegel put a bearded dragon into his mouth and began to strike employees with it...Siegel then reportedly threw the lizard into the air and swung it around several times, said a Broward Sheriff's Office arrest report"
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(41)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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(77)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Active shooter reported at William Beaumont Army Medical Center
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(92)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
America has $3T in loans...that we gave out, not took in. Oh and there is apparently such a thing as "Uncle Sam's Repo Men on the High Seas", which is a great name for my Gordon Lightfoot cover band
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(38)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Cyclist has bike stolen. Fark: from police station lobby when he was reporting a stolen iPhone
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(43)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British government wants nannies and nursery school workers to report any evidence of toddlers' terrorist sympathies. Remember that war the US fought to save the UK from fascism? Good times
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(82)
 

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