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119 headlines found matching 'EPL'
Wed August 27, 2014
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(42)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fansided)
 
 
 
About that heartwarming Josh Shaw story from yesterday, replace "saving his cousin" with "evading the police" and "drowning in the pool" with "for domestic violence charges." He did jump from a balcony though
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(24)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
An Open Reply to NYDN Social Media Director Brad Gerick
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(5)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
CIRQUE DU PUSSY: Cat Lady Leaves Zookeeper Job To Run Away With Cat Circus. The Internet's Like, "Yup. Makes Sense To Us."
 
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that the rat poison deployed in Central Park is killing off all the rats. The bad news is that it's also killing off all the dogs, cats, great horned owls, golden eagles and foxes in Central Park as well
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Week 2 of the EPL and now the scoring starts in earnest for the FFPL. Manchester United looking for a comeback, Arsenal hoping to gain form against Everton, and the game of the week: Liverpool vs. Man City
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(524)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We've replaced your normal lane striping crew with a seven-year old using crayons. Let's see if anyone notices
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(73)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Sometimes a tool comes along that's both deeply simple and beautifully complex - like this one
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asked about his third concussion in 10 months, Wes Welker replied, "I'm Batman"
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(36)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(The Noobist)
 
 
 
Leaked: XBox One Live Gold users will get 24-hours free gameplay for select games. Time to restock my Mountain Dew cellar
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(84)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The humble hiking pole has been updated for the 21st century by adding a removable head that can be replaced with an axe, saw, spear, fishing spear, and even a sling-shot
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(73)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford proudly introduces the Transit, their replacement for the Econoline van. Free candy sold separately
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(35)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
We've replaced the water in the Baltimore harbor with three million gallons of sewage. Let's see if anyone notices
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(72)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The EPL doesn't start til tomorrow and we've already had the first coach sacked. Young stars, volatile assistants, the rebirth of Man Utd, new formations and a seven-way title fight all lie in store over the next nine months
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"David [Gregory] has shown a remarkable gift for holding leaders to account and getting answers on issues." NBC News head announcing Chuck Todd as the replacement on Meet the Press. My cable provider does not supply me a feed from that universe
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(104)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is Obama's "Bid Laden plans to attack US" memo, only replace the 'memo' with 'warning' and "Bin Laden plans to attack US" with "Syrian civil war will spill over into Iraq in ways you can't imagine"
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(206)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart decides not to race at Michigan this weekend, will be replaced by the Burton brother who doesn't talk funny. Man, I miss Wawd
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(115)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The dispute over Bud Selig's replacement is over how dickish the league wants to act towards its players
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Wed August 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you can't get Patrick Stewart to help you propose to your boyfriend, I guess Ian McKellan is as good a replacement as any
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(52)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All supplies of ZMapp have now been exhausted. If you are planning to get Ebola, it would probably be a good idea to wait until replacement stocks have been produced
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(56)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
While that distinctive tattoo you think makes you look like a bad ass, replace "bad" with "dumb" when you decide to go around on a burglary spree
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(16)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Proving that Snickers fans are way too old to be down with the youth, newest Snickers bar to be named "Snickers Xtreme" which replaces nougat with extreme overload of peanuts. Presumably endorsed by Tony Hawk and Poochie
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(34)
 
(CSN Washington)
 
 
 
Wizards announce Roy Rogers will be new assistant coach, replace Gatorade with Double R Bar Burgers
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(19)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
You might not know, but beneath the EPL lie another three divisions of soccer, packed with overweight players, crazy chairmen and nasty coaches - and the new season starts tonight
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After firing Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd, "The View" selects their two replacement hosts. And the winners are who? And who?
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(51)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones in pictures with young women, or as he refers to them as "Romo replacements"
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(59)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
David Brent The Movie is happening in 2015 - expect Steve Carell's Michael Scott movie reply sometime in 2017
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(19)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a border patrol agent inquiring about someone's citizenship and their response is "Does it really matter?", don't reply with "Not anymore." Why? Because they just might have a hidden camera
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(123)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
American cities increasingly paying residents to get rid of water-hungry lawns and replace grass with drought-tolerant plants, rocks and pebbles
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(66)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ultra courteous outfielder Chris Dickerson makes diving catch, replaces divot. *golf clap*
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(9)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Father builds son a Apollo 13 simulator with LED readouts, rumble speaker, and a robot arm deploying satellites; USS Flagg sits in large corner as recovery ship
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(100)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
While they claim the sharp uptick in deployed space harpoons is due to the Rosetta mission to 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, I think we can all see through the Lunar Whaling complex's lies
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Mon July 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
With all other crimes solved in New York City, police spent the weekend collecting DNA from scene of where U.S. flags were replaced with white flags on Brooklyn Bridge. Such villainy will not stand
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(138)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UConn makes 3-D replicas of antique instrument parts. Captain Picard thrilled someone can finally replicate him a new head joint for his Ressikan flute
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(25)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
South Korean baseball team installs robots to replace absent fans. No food costs and they can even do the wave
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(11)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
MillerCoors unable to replicate astounding success of Blue Moon "craft" beer with spin-off Blue Moon "seasonal" varieties
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(51)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"
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(90)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?
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(120)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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(147)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Filemon Vela: "If Governor Perry is so eager to deploy the National Guard, he should do so by sending them to cities with the most crime, which are not along the border"
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(36)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Elrod returns from final deployment, defeating Sauron
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What are the early returns on MLB instant replay?
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(39)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds that banning cell phones while driving does nothing to increase safety, mainly because most people are utterly terrible drivers anyway and will simply replace one distracting behavior for another. Yes, including you
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(94)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"- also, if you're a Las Vegas club promoter, don't reply "no 'Whales or Hippos' allowed" to a bachelorette party planner
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(85)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George W. Bush undergoes surgery to partially replace his left knee. Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess
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(74)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a Bavarian-style castle? Well if you don't mind Missouri and have the money, this 7,000-square-foot estate includes hand-painted ceilings, wood-carved staircases and three fireplaces massive enough to roast a hog
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(110)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBC has cast a replacement female lead in Constantine just three months before the show airs. These last minute changes are enough to drive a man to smoke
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(33)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Muslim prayer rug found on Arizona border....or maybe it was just a normal rug. Possibly an afghan. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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(161)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Emo cat seeks to replace Grumpy Cat for all your kitten-based memes
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(40)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Proving once again that the new replay system is in no way controversial, umpires review an unreviewable play and overturn the call
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(18)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Man complains his summer house in Romania was stolen piece by piece and gradually replaced with a cornfield, which is what happens in Romania if you just leave houses lying around in the open
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(18)
 
(Inagist)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Ryan Zimmerman with Chuck Knoblauch circa 1999. Let's see if anyone notices
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(22)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Think you've seen it all with this season's MLB replay reviews? Well, Toronto asked for a replay review to have its runner called out. Umps reach a decision after the lightning fast time of 11 minutes. FARK: Oakland protested the game
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(48)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I can't reply to your post because I'm out doing really fun things. I'll check for green arrows when I'm back on the site and might post a reply later. Toodles
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(80)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You mean you ate bug poop bee vomit honey?" my husband asked incredulously. "Yes, yes I did," I replied, "And, it was delicious"
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Now that SCOTUS is in recess, time for the annual "Hey Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you should retire right now so we can name a liberal replacement who won't actually be liberal" article
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(58)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, didn't we just leave this party?" ask U.S. troops being deployed to Iraq by Obama
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(186)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Englishman in New York wants USA World Cup run to end. "Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be incredibly romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years"
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frank Lloyd Wright's 1927 vision of a luxury gas station is equipped with two fireplaces, an observation deck, and.... wait, FIREPLACES in a GAS STATION? He might want to rethink that
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(48)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Science and the FDA have moved us one step closer to replacing wheelchairs with wicked robot exoskeletons like Ripley wore in 'Aliens.'
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(21)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists achieve a major breakthrough in reducing the cost of solar cell manufacture by replacing toxic & expensive cadmium with an ingredient found in bath salts. Though now there is a small risk the solar cells could freak out & eat your face off
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(60)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies discover that when the umpires take four minutes on a replay review, it still doesn't guarantee they won't blatantly blow the call
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(24)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(148)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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(102)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
NHL's Florida Panthers hire Gallant as head coach to replace the Goofus they had coaching last season
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(17)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Texas company to replicate Japanese transportation system with 200-mph bullet train line connecting Dallas and Houston in hassle-free 90-minute trip
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge orders deployed military member to be in two places at once or lose custody of his daughter. Tag for judge
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(396)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What better way to raise awareness about online exploitation of minors than to replace kids' eyes with screaming mouths? (with OMGKILLITWITHFIRE examples)
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(29)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Yesterday's World Cup matches replayed on some of the most popular soccer video games of the 1990s - Sensible World of Soccer, Dino Dini's Soccer, Actua Soccer and This Is Football - will give you something to watch until today's games start
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to give its soon-to-be-released smartphone a 3d display hoping to replicate the success 3d TV had in taking that industry by storm
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(38)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Patent and Trademark office finds the D.C. football team's name offensive and cancels the trademark. Now we're going to have to come up with a replacement for the name "Washington"
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(1011)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you find out that you bought a dog that was given away without a soldier's knowledge while he was deployed, should you: a) give it back to him, b) sell it back to him, or c) ignore his pleas and keep it?
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(180)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
LAPD clarifies it wasn't their drone outside Staples Center during Stanley Cup Final that was taken out by a Kings fan's t-shirt. In other news, Jack Bauer now replaced by Duff Man
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(36)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Senator Vitter (R-LA): If you elect me to replace Bobby Jindal as governor...I may just be open to expanding Medicaid for the state. Just ignore the fact that I fought Obamacare tooth and nail for 5 years and this'll make much more sense
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(44)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama wishes our Finest Hour to be but a reflection in our rear view mirror and our future to be but a glimmer of what could have been, replaced by a Dark Age of Islamic terrorists run amok and in pursuit of a "golden" age of Shariah
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(54)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama is notifying Congress that U.S. military personnel could deploy to Iraq, mission accomplished rally to be held next week
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(255)
 
(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group into someplace more interesting
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(18)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nobody's buying sausage pizza anymore in NYC. The sausage slice has been replaced by buffalo chicken and pineapples, artichokes and ziti
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(148)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss' wife arrested for DUI after hit-and-run accident. Upon hearing the news, Dreyfuss made a perfect replica of the Betty Ford Clinic using only mashed potatoes
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(32)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Baghdad Bob's replacement would like you to know that everything is normal and there's nothing to see here
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(50)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
The most likely candidate to replace Eric Cantor as House Majority Leader is way more conservative, and way more sympathetic to the Tea Party. Believe it or not, things in Congress are about to get even worse
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(295)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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(28)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
As it turns out, kicking your employees in the testicles is NOT considered "acceptable horseplay"
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(24)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
What? You mean to tell me that a car scratch repair pen with no color can't replace colored paint that has been scratched away?
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(25)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
Apple invents time lapse photography. Endless boring videos of clouds moving over dead trees to be replaced with endless boring videos of clouds moving over people's driveways
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(26)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Valerie Harper's incurable brain cancer is being kept in check. I guess that means Sandy Duncan won't be replacing her any time soon
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(26)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man fires 41 shots into the fireplace of his living room. At least, that's what the log says
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(64)
 
(Genetic Engineering News)
 
 
 
Scientists make breakthrough in development of cell replacement therapies, although some think it brings us a step closer to human cloning. Research team of Krieger, Krieger, Krieger and Krieger say it's not a concern
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(89)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
If you guessed June 1 for the first MLB double replay challenge on a single play, you'd be safe
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, how's that "repeal and replace" thing working out for you guys?
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(63)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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(51)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Faceplanting: HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(35)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB ejections are up despite the use of replay. Apparently you can't argue with that
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(33)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
GM, Toyota and Ford recall cars to replace things like ignition switches, wiring harnesses or floor mats. Nissan gives you "Innovation that Excites" by recalling cars to replace the whole car
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(54)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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(392)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Robots may eventually replace fast food workers, which would mark the first time something capable of intelligent thought would be making your burger
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(51)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
92-year-old WWII veteran of elite joint American-Canadian paratrooper unit finally deployed, terrifies German tourists at Niagara Falls
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(30)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The NBA is a hoax. Wake up sheeple
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama finally offers military response to Bush v. Gore: US troops deployed to Chad
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(49)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise has been replaced by a robot
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(15)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The truth is something we discern after a long, vigorous process" and "threats of inserting fingers in the anus" are things you hear when locker room horseplay turns into a police matter
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(28)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
In 1611, astronomer Johannes Kepler interviewed 11 candidates to be his future wife. He would have been much more successful had he'd applied the correct mathematical strategy to solve "The Marriage Problem"
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(46)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NERDS to be deployed on US Navy vessels, expected to be promptly beat up by the ship's jocks
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(17)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Pilot saves plane from crashing by deploying inbuilt parachute so the aircraft drifts safely to the ground, saving the lives of all the passengers. Why the hell doesn't EVERY airplane have one or two of these?
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(44)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet Stephen Colbert's replacement: Daily Show Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore
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(100)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans scoffed, but Obama and Cuomo have ended billions in Medicaid fraud in New York and replaced it with thousands of millions in Medicaid fraud. It's an unqualified and glorious success and you haters can suck it and suck it HARD
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(56)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just three games left in this round before Sunday's dramatic simultaneous climax. Man City look to retake top, Sunderland and West Brom scramble to avoid relegation, and Man Utd do their best to avoid the Europa League. THIS is midweek EPL action
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(214)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mobile apps are now replacing cash on college campuses. They have also replaced TVs, radios, any need for human contact
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(59)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unknown general to be nominated to replace another unknown general (who's being fired from a unknown spy agency for unknown reasons) is facing unusual resistance from Congress over mismanagement of an unknown computer system
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's EPL title decider features Everton vs. Man City, who could go top for a day or two. At the other end of the table, failure is still an option. In between, plucky overachievers Man Utd try to avoid Europa qualification
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Sat May 03, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Those idiot cooks on Hell's Kitchen, they can't even tell when the sous chefs swapped the sugar and salt on them or replaced the oil in their pots with water or turned down the heat on their ovens or hid the prep food
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tests out telepresence device to replace him at work, assist the Romulans in hijacking ships and trying to destabilize the fledgling Coalition of Planets
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL Team who replaced fired head coach with fired head coach who was replaced by the fired head coach fires head coach
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Thu May 01, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS wastes no time finding a replacement for David Letterman. Finding one for Craig Ferguson? Well, let's not be hasty here. We have other things to do. Important things. Things that will keep us busy for a while. Craig who?
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