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133 headlines found matching 'EPL'
Wed July 19, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Much like that weed that refuses to die, Republicans' repeal and replace is back from the dead
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "Repeal now Replace Later" vote is doomed to fail, rewards the GOP hardliners and punishes the moderates and may cost the party one or both Houses of Congress. So why is McConnell even holding it? To teach people not to fark with him-that's why
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Member of India's lowest caste expected to be elected president. He's also expected to be replaced in eight years by a member of India's highest caste who will promise to make India great again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan to "Repeal without Replace" lasted about as long as Trump can keep from tweeting
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
With Trumpcare dead in the covfefe, McConnell moves to plan B: Repeal Obamacare in full, replace it in two years
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meet the people who battle to be first to reply to Two Scoops tweets
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Tweet, July 14th, 3:57am: "Republicans Senators are working hard to get their failed ObamaCare replacement approved. I will be at my desk, pen in hand!"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New technology that produces insanely accurate lip synching and voice replication could turn fake news videos into a problem much more serious than it is now (w/video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australian man has toe transplanted to replace missing thumb, after doctors were unable to reattach it in spite of the most Australian efforts possible, including chilling it in a case of beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warrior minifig someplace interesting
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Eminem hints he may "drop" a surprise album. When did "Drop" replace "Release" in the musical vernacular?
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Firefighter outraged store flying Rainbow flag on July 4th holiday weekend, wants 'gay ass flag taken down' replaced with more appropriate U.S. flag or Confederate flag
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about their feelings on recovering the biggest ivory haul in 30 years, Hong Kong officials replied, "Just say that you love me"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Always eager to help finish a Fark trifecta out, Pence tweets a humorous reply to his recent NASA photo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Move over Deplorables, the Detritus guy is taking the stage
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I put the ring in a marzipan Slave I replica and said, "Will you be my Padawan of Love?" Or: how Patton Oswalt learned to stop worrying and love Natty Gann
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Former Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City holding a liquidation sale, just in case you want to turn your apartment into an exact replica of the classiest most winningest casino on earth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey explains why Republican Obamacare replacement is so terrible: "I didn't expect Donald Trump to win, I think most of my colleagues didn't, so we didn't expect to be in this situation"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn wants to replace the Queen with an elected head of state once the monarch dies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Choose Your Own Adventure, Trump Foreign Policy Edition: North Korea fires a missile. Do you: A) Deploy a naval destroyer; B) Pledge strength with China and Japan; C) Mockingly Tweet to Kim "Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?"
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Paper planes usually take about a minute to make ... unless you decide to construct a perfect 1:60 scale replica of an Air India Boeing 777. Then it takes 9 years
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Much as ABBA perfected the pop song in the Seventies, Swedish country band shocks the world with pitch-perfect replication of Hank Williams-style country music of the 1950s and early 1960s
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's suggestion to repeal Obamacare with no replacement would remove healthcare from 32 million people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Update on how states are replying to Trump's request for voter info. Somehow the best response is from Mississippi: "My reply would be: They can go jump in the Gulf of Mexico, and Mississippi is a great state to launch from"
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Fri June 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence quietly replaces chief of staff after resignation. Nothing to see here, folks. Oh hey, my boss just made an inflammatory tweet about some woman's bloody facelift. +++END COMMUNICATION+++
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Car horns should be replaced with quacks instead of beeps says someone with too much ducking time on his hands
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Wed June 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania couple arrested for turning a park into a foreplayground
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBC is about to make things a lot more expensive or piratey for American EPL fans. Probably more piratey
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Changing from fuse boxes to circuit breakers: what price should I expect, and what all needs replaced? (wiring, just the boxes, etc)
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A handy chart that tells you how likely you are to be replaced by a robot
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Trump gets a hint that it might help to at least give a token written reply to written correspondence
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Tue June 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: if you've recently purchased tomatoes from Food 4 Less, you may want to replace them with others without so much rat in them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
How much does it suck to be Sean Spicer right now? He has to interview the pool of candidates and pick the person to replace him
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
DNA replication has been filmed for the first time and it's stranger than we thought. "It undermines a great deal of what's in the textbooks"
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Sat June 17, 2017
(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Eagles think they can replace Glenn Frey with Vince Gill
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Fri June 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chia Pet Jesus gets original head back, frowns upon your amateur replacement shenanigans
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
USGA adds video stations and a chief referee to make faster on-course rulings. That sounds like a great idea - especially seeing how instant replay has taken away controversy and sped things up over at the NFL
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News drops "Fair and Balanced" slogan. What would you replace it with?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are beginning to realize that their best option on "replacing" Obamacare is keeping everything and just coming up with a new name for it
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple working on an autonomous car system, says it still has a few bugs on how it can replace all the standards every few years
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(BBC)
 
 
 
For some deeply mysterious, almost unfathomable reason, the EU doesn't want London to be the base for Euro clearing anymore
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Turkey will be deploying troops to Qatar to defend it against the Saudi coalition
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
NASA to deploy chemtrail bombs up and down the East Coast tonight
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Some India Guy)
 
 
 
Gaze deeply into my eyes and tell me what I want you to cook
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
You thought robots coming for your job was bad. Now they're replacing birds of prey
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Atlanta / Philadelphia game delayed by: A) injury on the field. B) replay review. C) baseball bat stuck in the netting
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican representative and full-time American Horror Story Pinhead cosplayer Trey Gowdy to replace Jason Chaffetz as House Oversight Chair
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Breitbart: We had 5,000 people at our Million Deplorables March in Canada. Cops: There were like 100 people in attendance. We counted
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Apartment manager decides to replace damaged staircase. Sure, they informed the residents, after they already started removing the stairs. Of course someone has a problem with this. Like the second story residents
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
High school football team deploys robotic tackle dummy because it provides faster, more skillful target, safer than using geeks, cheerleaders with even less litigation
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Thu June 01, 2017
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Man complains to Austin, TX's mayor after theater plans to hold women-only screening of "Wonder Woman." Mayor replies in surprisingly non-typical Texan fashion
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I may be misreading the headline, but apparently two gay guys are going to replace all of humanity
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican Jesus to be replaced with Republican Odin?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Finally, some actual important news you can use: What Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon will start streaming in June. Aside from Orange is the New Black season five, of course (link replaced)
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump family coat of arms, used prominently everywhere, cannot be used in England, because he "borrowed" it from its legitimate owners, who also owned Mar-a-Lago. Fark: He replaced "Integrity" on the crest with "Trump"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times swallows its pride and says Mitch McConnell might be right about something, agrees with him that it may be too hard to replace Obamacare
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We're deciding whether to replace the battery in the smoke alarm, whether to listen to the bells on the train crossing gates, and should we eliminate all traffic signals?" It's your Rachel Maddow thread, 9pm Eastern
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Daniel Farke appointed as new manager of Championship soccer team Norwich City, has already announced plans to replace mascot with a squirrel, give players a scary, amusing, strange, etc tag to rate their performance
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits refuse to be cowed by terrorist attack... "I don't get scared until the threat level reaches 'Replacement Bus Service' "
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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Tue May 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Demonstrating once again that nothing is certain in MLB - after a manager challenge, umpire changes the call WITHOUT replay
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Any player who is ever questioned about missing a game for the birth of their child can now quote this coach - who delivered a perfect reply about life priorities
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Repealing/replacing Obamacare all comes down to a slow-moving turtle. If he ever wants to come out of his shell, that is
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Thu May 18, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Today can finalize the EPL qualifiers for next year's UCL. Arsenal are on the outside looking in Sunderland, needing a win. Man City just needs a draw against West Brom. This is your midweek EPL Discussion. Kickoff at 2:45 pm EDT on NBCSN
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryon Healy's upper-deck homer smashed a fan's phone, and the A's offered to replace it. That baseball racked up some serious roaming charges
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Negotiations under way to replace Sean Spicer for someone younger with something to grab
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea have already clinched the title. Hull, Swans, and Palace are fighting for the final relegation spot. Who will falter? This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread. Kickoff is 7:30 am ET Saturday, 7 am Sunday
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Three year old girl changes oil in car, meanwhile you're still trying to figure out how to replace the headlight fluid
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China takes asymmetrical warfare to an entire new level against America's newly-deployed THAAD system: Chinese rappers, yo
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Toffees and Hornets begin the day at 2:45 pm EDT, but all attention will be on the main event match between the Baggies and Blues at 3 on NBCSN. This is your Friday EPL Matchday Discussion Thread
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
College baseball team revolutionizes batting practice by replacing the pitcher with another hitter. Everybody hits
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's trying to get Merrick Garland to replace Comey
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian sympathizer appears before judge for ratting out FBI informants. Odds are he'll replace Comey
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Guess who's in the running for Comey's replacement? If you think it's a person who isn't insane, you may want to sit down
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Sen. Cory Gardner called Kim Jong-un a "whack job." Kim Jong-un replies that Gardner is "human dirt" who has "lost basic judgment and body hair." Time to dust off the "Yo Mama" jokes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the bucket full of lies the GOP is telling everyone about their health care replacement bill: No. 1 - An $880 billion dollar cut to Medicaid won't result in millions losing coverage. Yeah, I didn't say they were good lies
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Does Boro get relegated today or put off the inevitable? Does Chelsea take the first of two steps needed to clinch the title or do they stumble and keep Spurs' hopes alive? It's your EPL MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 PM EDT on NBCSN
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Chelsea take the next step in securing the title? Will Swansea catch up with Hull? Can Man United keep the Europa League spot? This is your EPL Discussion thread. Matches kick off 7:30 am ET Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat May 06, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
More Great news for Congressional Republicans: All Senate GOP leaders except Yertle are term-limited in their current positions and so there will be an internal fight to replace them just as the Senate tries to tackle Obamacare and tax reform
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before: Obamacare replacement bill drafted by Republicans on the verge of dying
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump sabotages the Republican Obamacare-replacement negotiations
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Sunderland stay up for another week? Will Swansea leap over Hull while playing at Old Trafford? Is Boro as good as relegated? Can Spurs close the gap on Chelsea? This is your EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 10 am EDT Saturday, 7 am Sunday
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster adds 'sheeple' to dictionary. Guess who they cited as an example. Right
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mid-week action has ramifications for the top of the table. Tuesday, Chelsea get Southampton. Wednesday sees Foxes at Gunners, Spurs at Palace. Thursday is the Manchester Derby. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EDT on NBCSN. EPL Discussion is here
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Tue April 25, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golden parachutes to be replaced by shiny metal asses
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CDs, which replaced tapes, which replaced 8-track, which replaced records, which replaced 45s, which replaced phonographs, are being replaced by streaming services
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really care about the environment, you won't replace your microwave the next time it breaks
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Sun April 23, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Saturday leads off with matches at Bournemouth, Hull, Swansea, and West Ham, at 10am ET, followed by Chelsea/Spurs at 12:15pm. Sunday has 9:15am to Burnley, 10am to Arsenal, and 11:30am to Liverpool. This is your Weekend EPL & FA Cup Combo Discussion Thread
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Thu April 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Replace "Japan" with "Malta" and "whales" with "birds" and you get the gist of this article
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
3D printing replicates body parts, and not just the one you're thinking of
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bowtie-wearing Fox News goodie boy will replace Bill 'I've never met a woman I don't want to assault' O'Reilly on "The Factor" tonight
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Did you catch the deplorable punching of a girl in the face at the Berkeley demonstration? You can now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Spurs close the gap on Chelsea? Are Arsenal still in a funk? Will Liverpool be disappointing against lesser clubs? Which club will poke out of the bottom 3 this week? This is your Weekend EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff is 7:30am ET on Sat, 8:30 on Sun
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
This year's winner of the Peeps diorama contest is "The Peeple v. O.J. Simpson"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF F-35s to be deployed to Europe this weekend, marking a potential escalation where Russia now has to deal with the threat of aircraft parts raining down from overhead
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
China's Titanic theme park hits a PR iceberg. Apparently, replicating the deaths of thousands for entertainment purposes bothers some people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's time America goes back to the moon, if only to replace the six U.S. flags we planted there before we lose our sovereignty
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We're probably not getting ahead of ourselves, but who should replace Sean Spicer as press secretary?
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Problem: Pilot poaching is depleting the Air Force. Solution: Ask the airlines to stop. And when that doesn't work, just re-accommodate the pilots back into uniform
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Secretary bird with a broken leg gets a 3D-printed undersecretary replacement
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Stocks slide on news that China just deployed 150k troops to the North Korean border. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You've just hit 'reply all' to the whole company? Here's how to salvage your 5 worst email blunders
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(Newser)
 
 
 
In Florida, that "stop before someone loses an eye" warning for kids has been replaced by "stop before someone drives a car into the canal"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy Inception Day to Blade Runner replicant Leon Kowalski
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch will be sworn in today as the newest Supreme Court Justice despite the fact he was nominated by a president spending his last year in office. Will things go off without a hitch? It's your Official Scalia Replacement Discussion Thread
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Red Sox and the Make-A-Wish Foundation build a replica of Fenway Park in a ten year old's back yard, and dang it, there go my allergies again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday begins with Hornets at Spurs at 7:30. At 10, it's Swans at Hammers, Hull at Citeh, Burnley at Boro. 12:30 match is Chelsea at Cherries. Sunday has 8:30 United at Sunderland, followed by Toffees and Foxes. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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Fri April 07, 2017
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Honda recalls 37,000 vehicles to replace airbags ... that were replaced
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Unlike disco, "Saturday Night Fever" isn't dead, celebrates 40th birthday with new Blu-Ray disc that includes 4K restoration, remixed surround sound, and a director's cut that proves Tony was a replicant
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Matchday 31 concludes with a London derby, Spurs at Swansea, Hull & Boro, and Palace at Southampton, all at 2:45. Headlining matches at 3 are Liverpool hosting Bournemouth and City at Chelsea. This is your EPL Discussion thread
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Tue April 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe the least surprising thing you didn't know about Prince: he traveled with a foofoo Master, who would decorate hotel rooms replete with candles, veils, a piano, and a lava lamp
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, and there is football. At 2:45, Burnley host Stoke, Leicester have Sunderland, Watford face West Brom. At 3 pm, Man United and Everton meet to see who will occupy the Europa League spot. This is your EPL Discussion Thread on NBCSN
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson does a AMA on Reddit and when asked if he would ever ride on Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket he replied: "I'm not taking that trip until Elon Musk send[s] his Mother and brings her back alive. Then I'm good for it"
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Break is over; Bring on the Merseyside Derby at 7:30 am ET. Then, the London Derby at 10. Maybe the South Coast Derby at 12:30? Swans and Boro on Sunday at 8:30 followed by Gunners and Citeh at 11. This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Giants fans already want to just end the season upon hearing that Geno Smith might replace Eli Manning as quarterback
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pence says, don't worry people of West Virginia, the scourge of public insurance will be gone with nothing good to replace it because I'm a Republican. Oops, did I say that out loud?
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Cummings and Chaffetz request Michael Flynn documents from White Hous-Oh shucks, seems they all fell into one of the several fireplaces in the White House. Wet floors will do that, ya know
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Can soundwave replace erectile dysfunction pills for men? Does Laserbeak record it?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What if we charged Donald Trump once per tweet, and charged everyone who followed everyone who retweeted or replied to him? Yes, Twitter is really so desperate for revenue that it's re-inventing your phone company's SMS plan
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel to back up Drew Brees, be groomed as future replacement. Geaux Saints
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
VERY belatedly, CNN suddenly remember what the middle "N" in their name stands for, and start acting like actual journalists, deploying a split screen to debunk Idiot Spice's lies in real time as they televise his press briefings
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