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156 headlines found matching 'EPA'
Fri January 30, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now, from the department of redundancy department
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"The Muslim Brotherhood called for "a long, uncompromising jihad" in Egypt just one day after they met with the [US] State Department." Nice outreach you got there, Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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Thu January 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next in the Department Of This Can't Go Wrong: Texas lawmakers bill would allow teachers to gun down students
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(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of wines to help kick off your Super Bowl party. Seattle fans reportedly already preparing their own whines
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(38)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Treasury Department says Obama's legacy is a 1% tax increase on 6 million people
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(22)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what you get at the world's most expensive private boarding school charging $175,000 a year? Prepare to be humbled
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Justice department believes encryption has created a "Zone of Lawlessness," not sure who run Bartertown
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Yorkers prepare for the Snomapocamacsm by stocking up on milk, eggs, TP, and kale. MY GOD DON'T FORGET THE KALE
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Mon January 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greek voters reject austerity, prepare for sweet return to the opulent high life
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Sat January 24, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide makes comeback to treat delivery room pain. Doctors say the Wa Wa Wa's are good preparation for the Wa Wa Wa's
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Live Science)
 
 
 
WHHHOOOOO lives in a stomach, oh can't you see, it's SpongeBob Squarepants (w/ X-rays)
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Wed January 21, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Be prepared to set your clocks back again this Thursday, or forward... We're not sure yet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who beith the bearer of bad news this year concerning the Affordable Care Act come tax time? The neighborhood tax preparer man, that's who
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the end of January, and Americans once again spot the return of the nesting rogue tax preparer, making his home in store fronts, abandoned shopping centers and malls
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(34)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr is (finally) modeling lingerie again... prepare to drool. Somewhat Not Safe For Work
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Tue January 20, 2015
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Germany resumes gold repatriation. Bankers reportedly confused as to why the bars are all marked with eagles clutching windmills
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Sun January 18, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"Prepare for a wave of hissing and clicking nostalgia. The cassette player is making a comeback"
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Fri January 16, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a reclusive hoarder who bought an old police patrol car and repainted it to read "Zombie Hunter" across the back and sides might also be a serial killer?
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Thu January 15, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
WARNING: Prepare for a 'devastating' tax season
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo posts 4Q profit due to strong earnings from their mortgage sector, loan department, stagecoach division
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(3)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could sure go for some intense, dystopian, virus-cyber-zombie themed, German, industrial EDM," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at why the government decided to give repatriated slaves 40 Acres and a Mule
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Fri January 09, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manhunt in France has suspects surrounded. Update: 2 separate hostage situations now ongoing in Paris
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former acting director of cybersecurity at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for child pornography charges. Guess he wasn't very good at his job
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Afghan President: Hey guys, I know you *really* wanna get the f*ck out of here, but do you think you could hang around for say... 5 to 10 more years? At least until we repair all the shiat you blew up
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Sun January 04, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember that fire spreading towards the radioactive waste dump near St. Louis? The EPA hopes to have a remediation plan ready for public comment by 2017, in time for a new administration to put off implementation
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Thu January 01, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Its fangs are not what makes the newly identified Indonesian frog species Limnonectes larvaepartus unique on Earth. The way it makes babies does" (pics)
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(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sony hackers threaten to attack CNN. CNN laughs, say they've already damaged their brand beyond all hope of repair in 2014, so what more could some hackers do to them?
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Wed December 31, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC police apologize for mistakenly telling woman they killed her son, say they were just trying to prepare her for when they do
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 450 people who took advantage of Orlando International Airport's Quick Parking, the Orlando police department has some bad news for you
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Sat December 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon suspended. Stop me if you've heard this bef--you know what (facepalm)...whatever...for cryin' out loud...(insert "to hell with you" gesture followed by sounds of loud footsteps, slamming door)
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Samsung and LG rivalry gets serious ahead of CES. He sends one of your demo units to the repair shop, you send the cops to raid his corporate headquarters, that's the Changwon way. Maytag man last seen smiling, feeling untouchable
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Department of Agriculture is warning citizens of the invasive Coconut Crab as it can pulverize human bones and consume their flesh, leaving no trace of their victims' remains. Would you like to know more?
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Fri December 26, 2014
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Bear that had been foiling Game Department officials for three days captured in suburban Phoenix backyard. Thank good-a-ness for bait pic-a-nic baskets
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Thu December 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Mistletoe could help fight liver disease in a neat reversal of last year, when it played a major part in giving you hepatitis at the company Christmas party
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(11)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could really go for a version of 'Silent Night, Holy Night' by a punk band from Düsseldorf," prepare to be happy
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(42)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Problem: State's children, youth, and family division is understaffed, has increasing caseloads, and abuse scandals. Solution: Hire the tourism bureau chief to run the department
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Department of Corrections insists that the 2-hour execution with 15 doses of lethal drugs was not botched
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(90)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Guy stupid enough to post "Wings on Pigs" on the Facebook page of a police department looks exactly like you would expect
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(166)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
If current trends continue, half of America's children will be autistic by 2025
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(193)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
What does Lance Armstrong love most about golf? Prepare yourself, you are not going to believe this... "I love adhering to a code of honor"
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(34)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
In a surprise move taking over 30 years to execute, coal industry has to deal with coal ash pollution. Naturally, someone has a problem with clean air and water
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you bought those shoes with the separate toes, you may get $8 back to offset your embarrassment
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(49)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
First came "Don't Jerk and Drive" now "Party Santa." OK, which Farker is working for the South Dakota Department of Public Safety?
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(29)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police department kicks off its "hackathon." And by that, they mean they need "techies" to help redact faces and audio to complete a huge backlog of FOIA requests
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(25)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Getting arrested at Walmart for grand retail theft and getting hauled down to the police department is no laughing matter. Except for these two young ladies
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(63)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From chops to the belly to even a whole pig roast among the many options, pork has been a staple in many homes. What ways do you like to prepare it for your friends and family? Do you just make the whole pack of bacon for yourself?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Russia on the verge of collapse, Gérard Depardieu has concluded that now is the time to launch a luxury watch line for Russians, with pieces starting at $20,000
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senate okays Blinken for number 2 job at State Department. Winken and Nod angry at being passed over
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(48)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Today's law enforcement shooting and killing of an unarmed mentally ill person who was asleep is brought to you by the Riverside County Sheriff's Department
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Eater)
 
 
 
And from the It's about Farking Time Department, owners of phony service dogs are facing jailtime and fines
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(124)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Has Dean Ambrose added 'TV repairman' to his resume? Which YouTube video will the production crew watch next? How badly is the NXT locker room laughing at Vince? Find out on RAW (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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(638)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Murderous Granny had a dark side, according to police reports from the department of No shiat
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cam Newton drive ends in turnover, the Origin of Feces, and the EPA to regulate eagle tears: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/7 - 12/13
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Excuse me oldtimer, but did you know you don't have a current inspection sticker on your car? Prepare to be tazed, you violent scofflaw"
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(198)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate Democrats cranking up the Elizabeth Warren Hypepalooza for 2016
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(101)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
London Bridge damaged after a car accident. Inspectors making repairs to stop it from falling down, falling down, falling down
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(15)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu admits to killing and eating two lions while in Africa. Hakuna matacos
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(39)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department brings Elf on the Shelf's crime spree to an end in holiday music video. No word if his hands were up
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(15)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"His bondage kit held rolls of duct tape, four pairs of handcuffs, parachute cord, nylon rope, 107 zip ties, a set of rubber gloves, two lengths of 18-inch chain and a padlock." Wow, he's prepared for anything, isn't he
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(98)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we are preparing for a selfie
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(57)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(KNAU Arizona Public Radio)
 
 
 
EPA to regulate all puddles of water; eagle tears
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(128)
 
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
Top Russian military immediately begin duties at the new NDCC in Moscow as Putin says global war is near, prepares for massive blitzkrieg on Ukraine to secure energy pipelines for Turkey. Oh. Shiat
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(55)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There was a plan for the British Parliament houses to share a catering department to save taxpayer money, but it failed. Fark: Because the House of Lords did not want to tolerate an inferior vintage of champagne
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(40)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Considering all the civil unrest in the country right now, police department decides to postpone their annual "Run From The Cops 5K" fundraiser race
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(50)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber prepares for a land war in Asia
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is gang slang evolving into a separate language entirely? And can you speak it, motherfarker?
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The entry fee is $10. There's a Twitter page with "tributes" to "fallen" players. A separate YouTube account has cell phone footage of "kills." Asked if the police warning might give teens second thoughts, "It makes them all want to do it even more"
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(77)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French acting legend Gerard Depardieu gets Ozzy-level-drunk, embarrasses himself at World War I commemoration ceremony with shambolic speech
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(23)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson Police Department may charge Michael Brown's stepfather with "attempting to incite a riot" which is a serious crime unlike actually killing somebody
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(652)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Federal government giving local police departments grenade launchers and MRAPS: common sense solution to limited local budgets. Federal government funding body cameras: unconstitutional overreach by King Obama
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(149)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum says that separation of church and state is a communist idea
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(240)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brewing company admits that it wasn't prepared for the backlash regarding the slogan for its Bavarian Black Lager. Apparently, they didn't think telling people it will make them a "SLAVE to the flavor" is racially insensitive
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(246)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
From the "We Knew This Was Coming" department: Barely 24 hours after the "The Force Awakens" trailer is released, a fan recreates it entirely in LEGO
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The California Sheriff's Department spent Thanksgiving day executing one of the largest drug busts in recent memory, seizing more than three tons of narcotics in the desert
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why it's not cool to have a second refrigerator
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(101)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a cyberpunk-inspired animated music video featuring heads in jars and dancing female androids," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(38)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Germany, get ready to bag your own groceries, observe silence on Sundays, and always be prepared for public nudity (Not safe for work)
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(160)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Because you care: Mickey Rourke loses 15kg in preparation for his upcoming boxing match. Fark Bonus: A pic that'll ruin your day
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(50)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
EPA says there's a chance that the underground landfill fire that's been burning for four years might reach the landfill next door where nuclear waste was illegally dumped and if that happens, hey, where did they go?
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
400 pound deputy can't handle 100 pound girls fighting during a food fight, so he punches one to the ground, then calls in backup. And the highway patrol. And the fire department. And a helicopter. Yes, a helicopter
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(145)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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(83)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Guns & Ammo)
 
 
 
Taurus comes out with a curved pistol. Bullets that shoot around corners sold separately
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(134)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections expressed his sorrow for taking over $1M in bribes from a private prison lobbyist. Just kidding, he showed up to court in a gold Rolex
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a cat-litter tray that can predict earthquakes. Cat sold separately
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(7)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Let us prepare another eulogy for hockey's enforcers, as the brief A.D. (After Domi) resurgence comes to a close
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(24)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Facepalm
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(16)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is the US political system broken beyond repair?"
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(338)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Like hard boiled eggs but don't like the separate white and yellow? Here's how to scramble them in their shell before boiling
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(35)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Remember that new hepatitis drug that costs $84,000? It's already curing insurance company profits
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(46)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Third grade teacher doesn't understand why parents have a problem with her going on a conservative internet talk show to complain about Muslims on food stamps having the nerve to ask for specially prepared food. And also she's hot
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(157)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25 points separating Matt "Old Man" Crafton and Ryan "I Still Have Most Of My Baby Teeth" Blaney. A championship is on the line at the NCWTS Ford Ecoboost 200 season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. 8pm EST on FoxSports1
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(202)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Feds ask Louisiana officials to keep a close eye on $14.5B in FEMA grants for post-Katrina repairs. Louisiana: Wait, what? We were supposed to what now? Hell of a party last night, I can tell you that much. Vitter broke out the diapers again
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(28)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Spider women prepare for emotional season opener, hope to overcome the loss of Uncle Ben
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(13)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to repair ACL. Coach expects him to maul Aaron Rodgers by next season
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(4)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Just think what you could do as the legal department. We could be czars. We could own the city. We could be in the real estate business. We could become Houston, Texas, no zoning. Whatever, who knows. But it's amazing that it's going on"
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(77)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Janet Mihalyfi, the woman who spent $35,000 on efforts to find her missing dog, Havoc, including hiring private eye dog investigators and four separate psychics. No, she hasn't found him yet
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(69)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Commander Jameson will fire up his Cobra Mark III and depart Lave again this December
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(31)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved the economy, ISIS, Ukraine, healthcare, immigration, and tax reform; the GOP are going after the worst thing out of all those: the EPA
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(229)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remain calm, all is well. 18,000 nurses prepare to go on strike regarding ebola preparedness
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(73)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
It's a great day for both research and alcohol - now that hepatitis C has been cured, liver scientists are turning their attention to stopping or reversing cirrhosis
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(16)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon starts preparing his résumé as Tonight Show has highest ratings in months when Leno returned
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What Rebuke? Obama decides last Tuesday was a long time ago, prepares amnesty for five million illegals
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(330)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My name is Rory Gray. You killed my father. Prepare to receive my letter of apology and several thousand dollars
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(85)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Commercial break is when TV news anchors can grab a cup of coffee, or prepare for the next segment, or in some cases have a one-man dance party
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Midterm elections prove global warming is a myth. Checkmate, libs
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(98)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese researchers dress in panda suits to help prepare female pandas for their release into the wilderness. Come for the headline, stay for the creepy furry-ish videos
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think you're a foodie and know your Italian cuisine? Prepare to be schooled
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(12)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix prepares for a series of unfortunate episodes
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(21)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will GOP grab the Senate? Will the conspiracy theorists convince voters science is wrong and GMOs are dangerous? Have you been scared to the polls because Republicans? Will LePage be reelected? This is your apathetic 2014 Midterms thread
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(772)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
CNBC money market reporter has his mind boggled from learning that Ireland is a separate country to the UK and uses a different currency
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Sun November 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you ever get the urge to give up two millennia of food technology and eat like the ancients, NPR explains how to prepare acorns
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The last episode of The Colbert Report will air December 18th, 2014 to give Stephen Colbert time to prepare to take over The Late Show
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
When stuff stops working basic repair 101 says you whack it a couple of times to see if that helps. Apparently we need to start doing that with blind people
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Wed October 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The State Department denies it has a secret plan to import foreign Ebola patients for treatment. So secret, the Chicken Noodle News has the secret internal memo outlying a secret plan that was ultimately, and secretly, discarded
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Las Vegas FBI engineered an internet outage so they could send in agents disguised as repairmen to gather evidence. My god, Comcast makes sense now
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(123)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
FX traders fret over upcoming referendum forcing the SNB to hold 20% of its assets in gold, repatriate all holdings outside Switzerland. Stay tuned for the 'followup' when it, like Germany, mysteriously can't have its gold back from the Fed
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
New survey finds Scottish separatist men "the worst in bed," probably because they spend most of their time trying to pull out
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Mon October 27, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
TCU scored so many points that they have run out of fireworks for the rest of their home games. Plans to eliminate the Classics department to cover the cost difference are already in motion
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(18)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
The guy who threatened to blow up a restaurant, the police station and the fire department was "released on his own recognizance" ?
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(27)
 
(Hardcore Gamer)
 
 
 
If you thought Street Fighter II: Hyper Champions Rainbow Edition Alpha was silly, prepare your anii for Ultra Street Figher IV: Furry Edition
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(25)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush is preparing to continue what his brother started; hopes everyone looks forward to a massive terror attack, a destroyed economy, college tuition more than doubling, and 1 of 5 out of work for over a year
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(284)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Did NASA try to hide UFO watching Space X Dragon departure from ISS?" (with video so you can judge for yourself)
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(40)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locked down during shooting on Wednesday morning, Canadian politicians trapped on Parliament Hill sharpened the tops of flagpoles and were preparing use them as spears against the gunman firing outside their door
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's example of "Why people hate lawyers": Birmingham man sues the police department for police brutality and receives a $460,000 settlement, of which he'll take home $1,000 while his lawyers will get $459,000
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(113)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
From the Department of hunh? Microsoft Surface sales up 127%
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Tue October 21, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
New BBC computer game lets kids program their own Daleks. This is only the beginning. We will prepare. We will grow stronger. When the time is right, we will emerge and take our rightful place as the supreme power of the UNIVERSE
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: "We must do something to keep our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen," Rubio: "I know. A travel ban" GOP: "Harrumph. Harrumph," CDC: *facepalm* GOP: "Hey. I didn't get a harrumph out of those guys"
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(126)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MMA Fighter with Down Syndrome prepares for first fight, will be facing a fighter called "The Cerebral Assassin." Sometimes, the jokes write themselves
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(68)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad action figures, complete with bags of crystal meth and cash are in stock for your Christmas shopping at Toys "R" Us. Guns and weapons sold separately
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
At the midway point of many fantasy leagues, now is the time when contenders separate themselves from pretenders. Need an extra edge? Let the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ help you achieve gridiron domination
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Sat October 18, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
When the Doctor gets separated from Clara and she has to face the monster of the week alone with a sonic screwdriver, will ratings Flatline? Find out on a new Doctor Who, 9 PM EDT on BBC America
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(96)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nuclear reactors near active Japanese volcanoes called "unsafe" by the country's department of understatement
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(11)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
'60s counterculture icon Wavy Gravy prepares for one-man retrospective show in New York. In other news, Wavy Gravy is still alive
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
This Sunday, comet will fly by Mars with only 87,000 miles of separation, with chances of impacting Mars set at 1:2000 of killing all its dinosaurs off
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(31)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Local fire department plays off Ebola fears by holding auction to get rid of surplus haz-mat suits. FTA: "Based on what happened in Dallas, that fear will drive people to buy things they wouldn't have before"
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(25)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit prepares for annual Devil's Night arson spree, when hundreds of abandoned homes inside Eight Mile burn. Arsonists say moving the event to Grosse Pointe is in their long-term plans
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: TV news anchor gives information about Ebola. News: It's factual, free of fearmongering and takes the media to task for trying to scare the country. Fark: It's Shepard Smith on FOX News
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Group of trekkers killed in Nepal by heavy snow, wearing red shirts
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(70)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Our love has made us inseparable. Wait, we actually are inseparable. Aaagghh
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(52)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's hard to repair your image if you get charged with choking a heckler to death while wearing clown makeup, even if you are eventually acquitted
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(75)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Report released by the Commies at the Defense Department warns that climate change threatens to intensify global instability, while undermining U.S. military readiness. Congress set to disregard the findings, and block its recommendations
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(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican US Senate candidate: 'Tens of millions of white people are receiving slavery reparations'
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(108)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Don't worry everyone, we've found the real reason why the United States was so unprepared for the Ebola outbreak: Fat lesbians
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(128)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is incensed that ads are trying to blame the GOP for the spread of Ebola just because they voted to cut $1 billion from CDC and NIH, including slashing budgets for Public health preparedness infectious disease control
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Badass interview with a Ukrainian separatist soldier shows him casually smoking a cigarette and laughing off the shrapnel that's flying around his head. "Careful, it's still hot," he says picking one piece up
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"9/11 memorial fire wasn't arson." Oh sure it wasn't. It was an inside job, man. They've spent years preparing the gasoline to light the fire with, man. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"U.S. must be better prepared if terrorists wipe out White House and Congress." Yeah, because then how would we get anything don... oh, right
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(131)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The authorities have misplaced someone who had contact with the Ebola patient in Texas. Prepare to panic in 3...2...
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(92)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 2003, half the mercury in U.S. waste water came from your dentist, which caries significant repercussions
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(44)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
First came deadly infectious disease, now prepare yourself for... BLOOD MOON
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(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scouts are taught to "be prepared," even for a door-to-door fundraising encounter with a man who "told officers he always answers the door with a sword"
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings successfully bamboozle Green Bay Packers into preparing exclusively for Teddy Bridgewater instead of Christian Ponder, only lose by 32 points on Thursday Night Football instead of 59
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