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182 headlines found matching 'EPA'
Sun July 05, 2015
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cry Moar: Police departments say budgets will be devastated now that they can't take your stuff without ever charging you with a crime
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(158)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A stroll through Bastrop, Texas, where the townsfolk are in the final stages of their preparations to resist Obama's impending Jade Helm invasion. "They are not nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots"
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Sat July 04, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
As America prepares to listen to hours of non-stop renditions of Sousa marches, the 1812 Overture, the William Tell Overture, and other similar pieces, one question must be asked: Why do streaming services suck so bad at classical music?
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(67)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man creates air-conditioned shirt. Subby came up with this idea in fourth grade, prepares copyright lawsuit over notebook doodle
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(56)
 
(Richmond Register)
 
 
 
Americans to spend $15.8 billion on the July 4th holiday weekend. Not counting ER visits for finger repairs from fireworks
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(29)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two news crews from two separate news stations robbed while reporting on the same crime
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(68)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(IT World)
 
 
 
Livecoding.tv launches; Livepaintdrying.tv shouldn't be far behind
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(42)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Have you noticed that airline ticket prices have been pretty high for a while? The U.S. Justice Department has
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(46)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Facebook's Zuckerberg says you'll be able to share emotions virtually "one day" ... and yep, he's talking about telepathy. Up next, buying out a Vegas hotel and growing a really long beard
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(17)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Enough about all the emails from the State Department that Hillary Clinton deleted or altered, here are the funniest ones that still exist
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(86)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The last time America beat Germany this badly, we passed the Marshall Plan to repair the devastation we left behind
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(115)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why you should not allow department store mannequins to handle fireworks this fourth of July (video)
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(26)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul LePage's antics seem to have graduated from "batshiat crazy hijinks" to "potentially impeachable criminal offenses" as he blackmailed a state charter school into firing a political opponent by threatening to withhold state funds
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(96)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn released a video on Instagram detailing her sword trick prowess with some guy named Aaron Rodgers in preparation for her X-Men role
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(127)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(23)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Baltimore, a city long known for bad decisions, now wants everyone to use a pressure cooker to prepare ribs. YOU MONSTERS
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(100)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US State Department recently released a report detailing China's human rights abuses. Coincidentally, China also released a report detailing US human rights abuses. No word if the phrase "I know you are, but what am I" was in the report
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(50)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
With five rulings left to announce, will SCOTUS give America a weekend of marriage celebrations? Will the EPA control your farts? Will gerrymandering still be a thing? This is your second-to-last SCOTUS opinion thread. (Coverage starts at 9:00AM ET)
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(910)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While everyone else is dropping the Confederate flag like a hot potato, the Defense Department is sloooowly reviewing whether the flag is "overtly" racist
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(74)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin preparing to post governor's photo on side of milk cartons
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(53)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
EPA head: "Climate deniers' aren't normal people." No they're not, they're what we refer to as 'special'
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(175)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's not a good wedding until 16 different police departments show up
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(38)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because Western collectors are reluctant to repatriate Chinese treasures looted over the last centuries, the Chinese have hit upon a better way of getting them back
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(95)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate steals her kids' welfare money so she can get a boob job. Bonus: Boob job was botched, now she wants her health insurance to pay for a repair
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Within two weeks, the Labor Department will announce what that rule is, what that new threshold is. And I can tell you that the shiat is going to hit the fan"
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(299)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(47)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Big-time computer collector gives a tour of his vintage million dollar electronics stockpile. Prepare to restore and go back in time (w/video)
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(23)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
For all your airliner servicing and repair needs, contact THE Bruce Dickinson. His team of knowledgeable and helpful technicians will get your sick aeroplanes soaring like an eagle once again
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(37)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
According to the fired director of Arizona's Department of Weights and Measures, the governor of Arizona is a "lying, puffed up evil Barney Rubble"
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(48)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Hollywood's most inseparable couple finally share their first on camera kiss
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(20)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Praise be unto GabeN The Steam summer sale hath begun. Prepare thy wallet
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(92)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's not just the ingredients or recipe, it's also the preparation, proper utensils, and the cooking style. Help your fellow Farkers out. Share your tips and tricks for getting the cooking results that take some practice
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(184)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
You've been separating colors with painter's tape all wrong
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(70)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Separation of powers? Not in Kansas anymore
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(159)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Do octopuses have souls? Anyone who's watched SpongeBob Squarepants could tell you that
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(18)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thank you for your order, now a two-inch-high chef will prepare your meal on your table
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
EPA finally caves to tinfoil hat lobby and admits dangers of chemtrails
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(121)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police department bans knit caps, baseball hats, and, most significant of all, visible tattoos. "To be professional, we must look professional"
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(116)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone talk about the good things FIFA does, like employing a comically overweight Gerard Depardieu, for example?
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(11)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today's 'police pepper-spray bystander for filming them and destroy his phone' video is courtesy of the Austin Police Department
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(178)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts prepared to start offering delivery of their fresh frozen donuts
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(18)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The Columbia, Missouri Police Department says they can no longer dispose of prescription drugs. No word yet if it's because they already have enough
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(48)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bicyclists upset that their governor wants to repair freeways and roadways instead of making bike lanes that only a small fraction of people use
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(185)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department releases video of officers epic fails on Segway. "Okay. There's gonna have to be a little training"
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(10)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. You know the drill. Prepare for the shaming. Behold, the Fark Weird News Quiz is upon you
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(44)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dickless EPA report concludes that there is "no evidence that fracking has 'widespread' impact on drinking water"
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(94)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Will Will bleed to death? Will Jack bleed to death? Will Alana bleed to death? How good is Dr. Lecter at preparing Italian food? Find out tonight as Hannibal returns to NBC at 10 PM (9 Central)
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis and need a partner?
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Preliminary NTSB report of Philadelphia Amtrak crash finds the train was in perfect working order and the tracks in good shape. The problem apparently started when the two somehow got separated
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Out of 18,000 police departments in the U.S., only 21 are participating in a government program to count police killings and record uses of force. Why no mandatory national database?
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(100)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you're in prison and decide to be your own attorney during your murder trial, don't whine to the judge that your incarceration has presented obstacles in gathering and reviewing evidence you need to prepare your defense
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(36)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Woman riding her bike 4,600 miles starting in Denver, Colorado and ending in Anchorage, Alaska to raise money for the Colorado Nepal Alliance's Earthquake Relief Effort. "It seems more fun than riding across Kansas"
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(51)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The US Department of Transportation won't weaken the rules for shipping highly explosive tar sands, for reasons that are still unclear
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(18)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is in Dover for the Buckle Up 200 presented by Click It or Ticket. No word on whether Spongebob Squarepants and Digger will be demonstrating how to use your seatbelt when race coverage begins at 2:30 PM on FOX
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(116)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul LePage, who appears unaware that the word "govern" is in his title, vows to veto every Democrat-sponsored bill his legislature passes until they agree to his plan to amend the ME Constitution to make income taxes illegal
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(140)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
The newspaper industry isn't dying fast enough, so Philadelphia unions are preparing to step in and take decisive action
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(43)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival
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(51)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a presidential candidate that believes in no separation of church and state, the Apocalypse is imminent, doesn't think you're Christian unless you're "born again," and talks in tongues. Scott Walker has a freak thing for Ronnie Reagan too
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Wed May 27, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor Sam Shepard arrested on charges of drunken driving, looking like Gary Busey
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(25)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu as president? Netflix thinks that would work for their next version of House of Cards, this time set in France, where voters would probably elect him to the highest office
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(16)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sansa belt from Ramsay? Will Jon Snow and the Wildlings prepare for Winter? Will Brienne finally take action? Why no Arya tonight? Find out in The Gift, 9 PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(338)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Twelve blind teenagers are preparing to hike at the Grand Canyon, making those of us with perfect vision look lazy
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(51)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" department: During mandatory weather evacautions, Floridians can now pack their guns with them
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(135)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Techie News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists pin. Pointthepart of the...brain. That is sensitive, to, timing ofspeech
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(26)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
South Carolina passes necessary abortion restrictions before it can address road repair bill. Because apparently they're filling potholes with newborns down there
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(59)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal from the Boy Scout store, always be prepared. To hire a good lawyer
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(22)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: The Ducks are 6-0 at home in the playoffs this year. Look for the Hawks to come out and play to end that streak, the refs to keep em' separated after the whistle and an Offspring ear worm until the puck drops at 9:00ET
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(2068)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
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(759)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House Republicans finally embrace separation of church and state
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(132)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Missing Marine helicopter in Nepal has been found
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(67)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Self Repairing Concrete? I'm just concerned about when it becomes self aware
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(35)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. on the death of his father Sunday as the band prepared to kick off their world tour in Canada: "Nice timing, dad"
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(23)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Disaster response team in Nepal helps free trapped body thetans
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(22)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Man builds amazing eco-friendly treehouse home. OMG WANT: He also built his own concrete skatepark (w/pics)
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(33)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nepal earthquake was so severe that it brought down a US Marines helicopter
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(30)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this departure
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your mind blown: The most iconic Guns N' Roses song - Sweet Child O' Mine - was totally jacked from an Australian soft rock band"
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(109)
 
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nepal just can't shake it off
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(53)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kids got the flowers covered. My department is sugar-laden gluttony in a box. What to get Mrs Subby?
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(116)
 
(Scout.com)
 
 
 
Defense Department spends millions to convince football players to say, "yvaN eht nioJ" during halftime
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(78)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
OHHHHH... who sponsors a race at Kansas Speedway? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. It's the SpongeBob Squarepants 400, live from Kansas Speedway at 7:30 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(614)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Thrill seekers donate $1,000 each to Nepal earthquake charity for chance to rappel down a Detroit skyscraper. Smarter people donate so their idiot friends can rappel down a Detroit skyscraper
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(12)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(90)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(195)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
My Nerdmobile got rear-ended and I'm losing all the stickers on my bumper and lower trunk lid due to repairs. Hook me up with new stickers, please
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(1064)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts police department to stop fighting the war on drugs
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
California prepares for its first edible cricket farm. Jiminy
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(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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(85)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress considering a bill to basically admit Joe Biden was right all along, and Iraq probably is better off as three separate states
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(70)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
101-year-old man pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after being buried for a week, immediately tells all the rescuers to get the fark off his farking lawn, dammit
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(14)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" Department of Energy would, especially if it's an electric Shelby Cobra
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(20)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Force evacuates their citizens from earthquake-ravaged Nepal and lets Americans hitch a lift. What are neighbours for?
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(55)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The recent major earthquake in Nepal just made it a bit easier to get to the top of Everest
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-month-old baby pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after 22 hours. Will apparently be named Simba based on the pics
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(35)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this battle preparation
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(50)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
State greatly affected by climate change seeks EPA exemption from climate change rule
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(48)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators stock floors after the Justice Department's criminal charges adds to the multiple lawsuits already plastering the company's legal department. No word yet on who will get nailed to the wall for this
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A paratrooper who celebrated his upcoming departure from the Army by jumping with his pet Siamese fighting fish will serve 12 days of extra duty before closing out his time in uniform" (pics)
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nepalese earthquake survivors block relief trucks to protest lack of aid. You're doing it wrong
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nepalese man trapped in rubble for three days drank own urine, tells rescuers he didn't HAVE to, it just seemed like the thing to do under the circumstances
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(41)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Greek President promises repayment of all debt
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(91)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you guessed "global warming" as the cause of the Nepal earthquake, step up and claim your prize
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Tue April 28, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NBC News chief wants Brian Williams back on the air, but he'll have to convince Brian to stop singlehandedly saving thousands of widows and orphans in Nepal first
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(34)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Finally a good story coming out of the Nepal tragedy: Teenager evacuates 55 orphans during the Nepalese earthquake and saves all of them
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's a series of before-and-after sliders to show how bad the earthquake in Nepal really was
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(149)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
The GM for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said Jameis Winston is the most investigated player of all-time...just not by the Tallahassee Police Department
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok, think of the worst place to put dear departed mom's ashes. Nope, this is worse
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(102)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Google executive Dan Fredinburg among hundreds killed in the Nepal earthquake
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(64)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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(72)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wanna keep your job as a Fire Department lieutenant? Then don't make lewd comments about a female EMT over the radio... Or at least don't get caught
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(39)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Job opening: NBC graphics department. Requirements: Knowing how to spell the name of the creator of SNL
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(20)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the Flash Crash of 2010? The Department of Justice does. Also, if you're going to crash the markets, you probably shouldn't name your hedge fund "Your Name Milking Markets," at least not if you want to get away with it
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(30)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart will depart from The Daily Show on August 6
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(58)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like the Fairfax County Police Department is going to need to find another spokesman to announce that their spokesman was just arrested for kiddie porn
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(30)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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Sun April 12, 2015
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Hiker missing 10 days is found alive 60 miles from where he began. "One of the ladies from the administration department ran into my office and said, 'Kevin's on the phone.' I said what?"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department warns workers it's against policy to hire hookers, which should have been obvious since it's also illegal
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(21)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"prepared to be blown [away]", AMC adds vibrating seats to attract movie goers
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(52)
 
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
You stop at a gas station for lunch in New England. You get A) Pizza B) Sandwiches or C) Nepalese curry and choila
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(47)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(25)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Voters: Our schools are overcrowded and in need of repair. School District: Sure thing; we just need a marginal sales tax bump to pay for it up front. Voters: Wait, we have to pay for it? Nope
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(111)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to advertise cheese sticks that are "not just breaded, they're battered, like your wife" be prepared for some backlash
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(110)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greek finance minister says Greece will "meet all obligations" in repaying the EU bailout. He said this while waiting for a plane to take him to anyplace in the world that won't extradite him back to Europe
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I know a lawmaker who hates LePage. She gets real angry when he takes the stage. She'll throw things at him or so she'll boast. She won't throw butter, she won't throw cheese, she won't throw jelly or any of these
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Idiot 'trying to have sex' in ambulance punched paramedic preparing to take 92-year-old to hospital
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penmanship is a dying art, much like spelling, grammar, and witty repartee
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(99)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I've already used Paul LePage-type characters twice in my books. Greg Stilton, the nutty right-wing Congressman in 'The Dead Zone' is one. The other is the monster clown in 'It.' Like the clown, Governor LePage is Pennywise... and pound foolish"
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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(61)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Some Stoked Guy)
 
 
 
Other police departments need to up their web game because Cookeville ain't playin
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(105)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How oil is preparing for a new world order. First Hulk Hogan does 9/11 and now this?
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(52)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lewis Black: "I took LSD in my youth, and it didn't prepare me for [Ted Cruz]"
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My daughter is preparing to go to college this fall, but she's self-conscious about her small breasts. Should I pay for breast enlargement surgery so she can compete with the other girls?
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Atlanta-area police shoot dead wanted man driving Maserati." Prepare for the motorized zombie onslaught
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(61)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC to begin potholepalooza. No word on whether Phish will be performing
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(26)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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Mon March 23, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasury Department: "New $10 bill on track to enter circulation in 2020." Actual spending value: about $8.25
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(64)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stephen King wants Gov. LePage to "man up and apologize"
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(164)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's emails would have been less secure on State Department computers
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sequester 2: Budget Boogaloo. Congress is back in this high drama thriller, but this time the President has laid down the law and prepared his mighty veto pen. And you thought it was just Hollywood that was out of ideas
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(103)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. military families: Could you do something about the radioactive radon gas way above EPA limits in the homes you assigned us? Military: Maybe in a few years, or not
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Sun March 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When you get a recall notice for your car, do you get the free repair promptly, or are you one of the 36 million bastards endangering the lives of everyone else on U.S. roads?
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest Philadelphia police department outreach meeting ended in the beating and arrest of 10 extremely concerned citizens
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds preparing meals from TV cooking shows can lead to weight gain, lethargy, cursing like a PATHETIC FARKING DONKEY
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(22)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 
(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Can't wait for July 4th? How about settling for the Texas Police Department detonating 20,000 pounds of seized fireworks?
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's last book will be a Tiffany Aching Discworld novel, featuring her dressed in power armor and a laser rife with a telepathic dog shooting mutated humans in the eyes. One hopes
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset at changes to a law that grants some autonomy to their region, Ukrainian separatists threaten to abandon the cease-fire agreement that up until now they have merely been ignoring
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(15)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
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(21)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has a Fox News gnat problem called Megyn Kelly that just won't go away concerning its "stonewalling" on Hillary's emails
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congratulations new TV station, you've managed to drop the C-bomb right out of the gate *facepalm*
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(61)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
EPA debunks the issue of chemtrails. That ought to take care of it. Let us speak no more of the matter
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(200)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia puts 40,000 troops, 41 ships and 15 submarines on alert as they prepare for exercises. DON'T BE ALARMED
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(217)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you go to $tarbuck$ for bitter, acidic cold brew coffee, prepare to $hell out a lot of ca$h
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(16)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A broken door at a German university doesn't get repaired so the students a) take another door, b) repair the door, or c) start a meme war
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you feel the need to brag about how big your house is? Well the world's biggest house is on the market. This would be pretty good in the bragging rights department
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(52)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Prepare for Titanfall ... by downloading free stuff for its one-year anniversary. Now I'm going use one of my reliable excuses to skip out of work. Yep, the good ol' "I might have Ebola" excuse should get me plenty of time to enjoy this
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to make it easier to repay your student loans. Critics doubt it will be easier than the current method of just sending in half your paycheck for the next 30 years
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(120)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota police remind you to please separate the evidence of your crimes into separate bags before placing them in the garbage. Thank you
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greece demands Nazi reparations from Germany. Amount equal to Greece debt to Germany is purely coincidental
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(89)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
If you had "Oklahoma" as the first state that would move to separate marriage from state control, step forward and claim your prize
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(413)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary brings own microphone and reporters to live press conference about state department emails. Link goes to live feed
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(835)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott (R-eprobate) proposes statewide job cuts focusing on the Department of Health and the Department of Environmental Protection. Proudly states that FL employs the fewest public servants per capita in the nation
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(85)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Environmental Protection bans the use of the term "climate change" even as $106 million of the state's budget is used to fight effects of sea-level rise due to cl--
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(305)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A version of Sovaldi, the Gilead Sciences Inc. hepatitis C treatment that sells for $1,000 a pill in the U.S., is now available in Bangladesh for $10 a dose. Ain't patent law great?
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(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Four highly experienced pilots train for more than 25 hours to prepare for an historic landing - the final flight of Qantas' oldest 747 jet
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(64)
 

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