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Fri January 20, 2017
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You might be eating a genetically modified apple if you can leave it on the counter for as long as you want and it never turns brown
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Thu January 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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In celebration of Fark's favorite country songstress and her 71st birthday, here's Dolly Parton singing "Jolene" way back in 1975
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Kentucky elected official hit by car, cattle threatened; ex-opponent pleads guilty
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that he knows what it does, Rick Perry doesn't want to abolish the Energy Department anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In which Secretary of Energy nominee and part-time eyewear model Rick Perry learns what the Department of Energy actually does. "It's been a learning curve"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's latest adviser being sued for simply trying to "lighten up" the club scene
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: "Eagles fans generally angry, awful people." Eagles fans: "Chris Christie generally obese, ugly, hungry, carries Jersey smell wherever he goes, crooked as a bent pipe and disgusts people wherever he goes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASA and NOAA declare last year the hottest year on record. Not technically a repeat from 2016 or 2015, but it's happened three years running
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
There's a lot of good Trump and Pence could do their first day, or, let's be generous, their first week. How about this?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Whereas McCarthy was generally correct regarding the communist leanings and activities of his targets, liberal political-correctness czars are off-the-wall incorrect when accusing regular and patriotic Americans of racism, misogyny, xenophobia
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson does not grasp the subtleties of humanity, demands to know "Why do you always bring it back to race?" Jehmu Greene seemed stunned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Graphic lemon images help with breast cancer awareness, party ideas
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
2016's worst home inspections included a hockey puck used as a cleanout plug, a sewer vent beneath a patio table, and a squirrel skeleton installed into the soffit
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Mon January 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Every 25 years the Canadian returns to the lake of his birth to breed a new generation of pucklings
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Renewable energy becoming too plentiful and cheap for coal companies? Simple, propose legislation to ban them and fine any utility for using renewable energy. Welcome to Wyoming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eugene Cernan, the last moon walker, has died. SHAMON
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice ethics office ya got there. It'd sure be a shame if something bad happened to it
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientific report on marijuana benefits research creates big buzz, major munchies
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
PEOTUS tweets crude insults. POTUS publishes in Science: The irreversible momentum of clean energy
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists did NOT turn mice into killer zombies. That's just silly. They used genetics to specifically engineer mice so that they could then be turned into killer zombies
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(Digg)
 
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In an Episode VII deleted scene, Unkat Plutt finds out what happens when you don't let the Wookiee win
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilians decapitated in prison riot; this is not a repeat of the last two times this has happened. Man, that's a lot of people to be decapitated in a prison riot
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' still hasn't been renewed for season 8 as producers, HBO debate episode count
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Major General Errol Schwartz isn't being fired, he tendered his resignation as is protocol, and the timing is his choice: The Trump administration asked him to stay on a few more days to smooth the transition, and he refused
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana...is a sentence the folks that opened a retail weed outlet in a Banff mall should have read more closely
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The thirteen worst things that have happened on Friday the 13th. CH CH CH AH AH AH
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Trump blamed for burger restaurant failing food hygiene inspection. SAD
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A super cheap, generic alternative to the EpiPen just hit shelves in the US. It's not called Screw You Mylan Bastards, but it should be
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Thu January 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US Inspector General announces a formal investigation into James Comey and other FBI officials' actions surrounding the 2016 election. Cue the "You don't say" pics
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
It's not just you: even hardened physicists find the idea of a multiverse "disturbing"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Gronk, that perpetually injured freak of nature goofball, unleashes some awesomeness for a young fan with cancer
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to panic about, just a huge hole that has opened up on the surface of the Sun and is blasting Earth with solar winds
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you go to the dentist and intensely feel the cold steel bite of his drill spinning vigorously into your decaying, exposed, cavity-riddled tooth, you can now blame a genetic mutation for why the anesthesia didn't work
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Can entrepreneur who restored closed, old-fashioned burger joint into thriving restaurant do the same with torn down Fairyland park? Depends how tasty Three Little Pigs taste
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of conservationists, cattle breeders, and geneticists, Aurochs will soon be back on the menu in Europe after the species went extinct in 1627
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to prove how not racist he is by having a white woman introduce him for Attorney General consideration. See? The female race loves him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I pledge to protect the civil rights of every American as attorney general," claims Emperor Palpatine lookalike Jeff Sessions, whose record is so white it gets confused for a Beatles double album
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Larry the Downing Street cat is generally a bit nervous around men, but liked Obama. Yeah, well, those days are over Larry
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 10 years, some people are still holding onto their original unopened first edition iPhones. Current value? From $3,500 to $30,000
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
After a terrorist attack kills four and wounds many, Israel investigates why over 40 soldiers on the scene did not try to stop it
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a Charter Schools is it has greater accountability, such as accounting for why 40% of its graduates didn't have enough credits to graduate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cause of troubles in Northern Ireland: 1968-1998, Religion. 2017, Renewable energy subsidy scheme
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are debating whether or not the Gulf Stream is disappearing, which would lead to among other problems, rising sea levels and lessened hurricane protection. @trumpfürher: their planes are too small, get a used Boeing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the Germans have licked the cold fusion problem that will deliver limitless energy from seawater
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I knew Gov. Schwarzenegger. Mr. Trump, you're no Gov. Schwarzenegger"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Bad: Get shot on the street. Good: Neighbor reaches scene in moments. Louisiana: Prays over you instead of rendering aid
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan invents wine tea, featuring benefits of Assam tea combined with aroma of fine wine grapes. Inventor had mulled over idea for years
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Sat January 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Air Force issues RFP to develop laser weapons for next generation of fighter aircraft. Wait till they see the proposal from Incom
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of Facebook? The rise of the Anti-Bridezilla
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Japan, small group of genderless hetero young men reject conventional dress codes via clothes and makeup, attracting young women. "He looks like a girl. But when you put that together with his maleness, I see him as a new kind of man"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for "fake news"? (a) Spy Magazine, (b) Jon Stewart, (c) Comedy in general
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"America's hypersensitive college culture could benefit from Trump"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump goes on Twitter rant against his own TV show "Celebrity Apprentice" mocking the low ratings because the new host, Arnold Schwarzenegger, supported Hillary Clinton
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
PornHub releases data on interest of each region: North America likes lesbians in general. America loves its stepmoms. Italy likes MILFs. China likes... Yep, weird. Somalia likes...Oh hell no. (safe for work infographics)
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with arch enemy Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair, and he's doing it in Graydon's office. Looks like someone has the upper hand on the short fingered vulgarian
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(They also made M16s)
 
 
 
Mattel doing their best to get the next generation comfortable and accepting of a surveillance society
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's elementary my dear Watson: Long wait for new episodes combined with an increasingly wearisome format along with overexposure of Benedict Cumberbatch resulting in fewer shiats given
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Let Gurkahs explain how they deal with their most feared enemy: the British weather
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Wed January 04, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What happened when NXT visited Melbourne? Can the White Rabbit Tribe kill some reptiles? What's going on with Paige now? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with a special 2 hour NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Fighter pilot explains that people don't understand what modern dogfigthting is, which is why they think the F-35 can't do it: "Dogfighting is not about one plane's ability to get in another plane's 6 and shoot it. That hasn't happened in 40 years"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
LA football fans were treated to more scoring in yesterday's Rose Bowl game than the Rams were able to generate in all their home games combined
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm in an easy job with good benefits but I'm bored. Had an active job, then went to grad school and am currently teaching. Framed houses before the recession, currently into furniture and cabinetry now- is it worth the jump?
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' to spend just as long killing off characters and filming epic boob scenes in season 7 despite making fewer episodes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shower scene
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where women dressed up as bats get all of my press? This town needs an enema
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 100 years of construction, NYC's 2nd Avenue subway opened this morning, immediately cristened with trash and vomit
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A policeman at the scene said: 'I have spoken to this male. He is OK. He has not mentioned lemon meringue pies. He is going for his train.'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentucky wire manufacturer General Cable fined $75 million to settle bribery charges. It's the biggest case of fraud against a company with "cable" in their name that didn't involve Time Warner, Comcast or Charter
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes, 2016 was a pretty crappy year. But let's not forget the 13 awesome things that happened, including advances in clean energy, the eradication of measles in North America, and the international agreement that ended the illegal trade of pangolins
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the Christian Right does what it does? No, not because they're nuts; they're trying to keep what happened to Rome from happening to America. You're welcome
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(NESN)
 
 
 
On Colin Kaepernick's Len Eshmont Award: "he could generate some interest in the free-agent market this offseason". Sure, if some team is looking for somebody to lead a Donna Summer Karaoke night
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Hubble spots 'serene cosmic rosebud' megamaser with two cores
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
General Hospital actress Barbara Tarbuck dead at 74. No word if her evil twin will resurface in 2017
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed girlfriend to death sued by company that cleaned up the crime scene because everybody needed to see psychologists afterwards
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of legal pot: fewer traffic deaths, probably because everyone is driving at 9mph while enjoying colors they've never seen before
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There will be a lightsaber vigil in Downtown Disney to honor Carrie "General Leia Organa" Fisher
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Wire: Ryan Reynolds Shoots Scene as Deadpool for 'Logan'. The Internet: SPLOOSH
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how alcohol gets you drunk (aka: What the hell happened last night?)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What happened when NXT visited Osaka? Will Jeremiah Crane survive an encounter with Mil Muertes? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with a special 2 hour NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon article from 2013: Hugo Chavez's economic miracle. Starving Venezuelans unavailable for comment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McMullin: GOP has a problem with racism. Also postulates on the wetness of water, blueness of sky
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
A new translation is being published of the most obscene and offensive work of fiction ever written
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung's next generation of Galaxy phones will include "Bixby" AI. It won't explode, but don't make it angry
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
When trying to decide the name of your new bar, generally you should avoid calling it something like 'Death,' or 'Employees Only'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim Man sentenced to one year in jail for attacking core tenet of Christianity
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What ever happened with the Mosul Dam, anyway?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Ok, so while Florida's Stand Your Ground law has been responsible for growing rates of firearm homicides, Flordia is also now known for Canadian levels of politeness. So it's a wash
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Well there's one good thing that happened in 2016: Solar panels finally became cheaper than fossil fuels
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NY Attorney General says Trump can't dissolve his foundation due to "conflict of interest" as a way to get around the fact it's being actively investigated for fraud
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can you believe a judge in Louisiana tossed out the life sentence for a man convicted of grabbing $15 from a parked car? What ever happened to "you do the crime, you do the time"?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the final day of Christmas, Ridley Scott gave to me...a chestburster birth scene with screams. (Red Band trailer, Not safe for work)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix renews Fuller House for a third season, because they know how rude it would be to cancel the show
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Fri December 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
DIRECTOR: "Okay, scene forty-seven, in which the hijackers storm the aircraft. Lights . . . Camera . . . Action . . . wait, those hijackers aren't in costume, cut, cut"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bowl season continues with the Popeye's Bahamas Bowl, the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl, and the Dollar General Bowl. Who do you have winning here? Is your Bowl Pool doing well so far? It's your Friday College Bowl thread, kickoff is at 1 PM ET on ESPN
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even Gene Simmons won't whore himself out for Trumpy's inauguration, and Gene will usually whore himself out for anything
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What happened in space this year? Oh just a few little things
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Attorney General Loretta Lynch didn't order FBI Director Comey not to send his bombshell letter about reopening the Clinton investigation
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Could a college team beat the Browns? Possibly. It happened before
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in Slate Generalizations: Why lesbians wear keys on their belts
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Jenner to Blac Chyna: "It's not that we don't like you, but here's $5 million to walk away and pretend this whole thing never happened"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NC GOP reneges after Charlotte repeals discrimination protections: The "repealed" HB2 prohibits municipalities from passing discrimination protections
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And lo, when he opened the seventh seal, there was this trailer for "The Emoji Movie"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Social Security benefits for retirees being garnished to pay for student loan debt. And there you were, thinking your degree in improvisational dog ballet would pay off once you hung up your Starbucks barista apron
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Is there a neurological or psychological reason that explains the left's complete meltdown at losing an election, compared to the Right's historic general acceptance of loss?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When it comes to erecting a 300-pound pentagram near a Nativity scene, there's no hate like Christian hate. "Keep Saturn in Saturnalias"
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Science proves there are actually more health benefits to masturbating than not masturbating. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from Trump energy transition team spells game over for the Earth. Suck it, libs
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama: What I am interested in is just stocking up on Pepsi and developing a whole new generation of talent
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits he underestimated the capabilities of Russian hackers, partisanship of FBI director Comey, and general stupidity of the American people
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has an odd image on its UK DVD cover: a picture of a scene that seemingly nobody has ever heard of before (and isn't available anywhere)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber generated about $1.7-billion in net revenue in its third quarter, up from $1.1-billion in the previous quarter, which meant quarterly losses dropped to $800-million, so that's good right?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After 25 years it's still TURBO TIME. Let's hop in the time machine and revisit Arnold Schwarzenegger's JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble's Downy faces the stiff reality that millennials don't use fabric softener
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Five Star Wars scenes to rethink after seeing Rogue One [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Husband can't believe Zsa Zsa didn't make it to 100. He was going to make some real dough if that happened
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nativity scene removed over concerns it might offend town's four Muslims. That makes no frankincense
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Mon December 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In case you weren't around in 1969 when the Democrats and Republicans united and tried to get rid of the electoral college. Here's what happened
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR's top series is now called the MEN cup. No, really. Stop laughing. Monster Energy Cup
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No, midichlorians do not count as having a positive beneficial impact on society. Go be a Jedi somewhere else
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could magically switch genders (but remain at approximately the same level of relative attractiveness), would you? (One-time deal)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Scrivener for Windows. Too late for NaNoWriMo, but ready for your New Year's resolutions for a higher daily word count. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
"Researchers at the Department of Energy have successfully taken raw sewage and converted it to what they call biocrude oil, which can be refined in the same way as crude oil to make fuels like gasoline and diesel"
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(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor has had enough of 2016, heads for greener acres
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to L.A. in January, hoping that's enough time to make it through L.A. traffic for the 2017 season opener
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One night last month, Google Translate suddenly made a huge leap forward in accuracy. This is the story of what happened, and the implications for computing in general
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
There may be a benefit to come from the "Wakeyleaks" scandal, besides the laughs you get from believing anyone needed leaked plays to beat Wake Forest
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Sorry fossil fuels, your end is near - because solar energy is fast becoming the cheapest electricity source for much of the world
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's YouTube channel blocked. Man, now we'll never get to see his wacky reaction videos when he executes his generals
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Attorney General George Jepsen has filed a lawsuit charging that six manufacturers of generic drugs inflated and manipulated prices, also wants Jane to get him off that crazy thing
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
If your idea of an ultimate vacation is to spend a couple weeks in a village that looks like a scene from Myst, then you're in luck
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Christmas lights in Toronto have a mortal enemy in squirrels: "I believe it totally has to do with one or more squirrels who perhaps don't like Christmas"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Faith friendly movie starring Kevin Sorbo. Hang on, it gets worse. Written by Sorbo's wife. Hang on, it gets worse. "It's been likened to 'Ghost' meets 'Heaven Is for Real,' with a dash of 'God's Not Dead.'" Hang on, it gets worse. Sean Hannity is EP
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Joseph doesn't want to be a single dad, say owners of nativity scene. Maybe some nice Farker can find a James statue so Joseph can have a partner
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The traditional Nativity scene in parts of Spain includes Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men and their camels, a guy taking a dump, shepherds, various livestock, and can we go back to that one item?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oil is back on top thanks to Trump, whose idea of clean energy is nice, shiny oil covering the ocean
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Director John Krokidas reveals Daniel Radcliffe was prepared to do whatever it took to nail his gay sex scene in 'Kill Your Darlings'. WHATEVER. IT. TOOK
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America needs jobs with pride. Classic jobs. Real jobs. Honest labor. Not programming computers. Those jobs are low energy. SAD
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like the disappearance of MH370, CNN still unable to come to terms with not finding some Puerto Rican who killed JonBenet. Here is your 20 year followup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your nativity scene doesn't have dogs, a bacon Jesus and some guy's hairy ass hanging out, you've failed at Christmas
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If genetically modified mosquitoes freak you out, brace yourself for what's next
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Question on Jeff Sessions' application for Attorney General: Please list any unsuccessful nominations for appointed offices. His answer? *SMOKE BOMB*
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What's next, Dr. Demento for Surgeon General?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Energy Dept. to Trump: "EABOD"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Post-election rally largest since 1928. It's not like anything bad happened to the market in 1929, right?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds that more than half of us remember things that never even happened... like that time subby's headline went green
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Afraid of spiders? You can make a sensor to detect their footsteps with Silly Putty and graphene
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Degenerate disgraced Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus went on national television and lied about the Russian hacking scandal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela pulls highest-value banknote to combat crime. Fark: Each note worth two cents
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
The midseason finale is upon us, and that means someone will die. Will Carl and Negan's bromance continue? Will Michonne be the new Andrea? Will Eugene be useless? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Number theory for winning the can opener of your dreams at the holiday Yankee swap
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we get a general concensus on body spray, ladies? Yay or nay?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Three years after raising $73M at a $400M valuation, does anyone remember what happened to Yik Yak? Does anyone care? Anybody? Well, that explains that, then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surgeon General Warning: Smoking e-cigarettes may be harmful to the financial health of tobacco companies
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Forget Villanova, UCLA and Kansas. The biggest question in NCAA basketball is if Central Michigan's Marcus Keene will be college basketball's first 30 ppg scorer in 20 years. And by the way, he's only 5'9"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks Department of Energy for list of all employees and contractors who have had a meeting about climate change in the past 5 years. Maybe he's planning a surprise party or something
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama had three 4-star generals on his team and no one raised concerns about heavy military influence?
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump is populating his Cabinet with retired generals, which one international affairs expert says violates democratic norms and puts him at risk of being toppled in a military coup"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unexploded landmines could be made safe thanks to: A) New robot. B) Acid rain. C) Genetically modified cabbage
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New York splurges for Chapman...which seems a little insensitive given what happened 36 years ago
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Google will achieve 100% renewable energy sometime next year. What, you think all your porn searches are footprint free?
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Wed December 07, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again
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(Shorenstein Center)
 
 
 
How the press failed the American voter in its coverage of the 2016 general election ...with lots of numbers and charts. Harvard Kennedy School types you know
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Showrunners and writers of prestige TV are shocked that every wannabe writer includes shocking rape scene in their spec script, blame viewers for demanding shocking rape scene that totally explains the female character in every prestige-TV series
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition staffer who met with the Dept of Energy "showed up without a pen and didn't ask any questions." This is fine
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Some wise guy stole the baby Jesus from a Nativity scene in Bethlehem. Pennsylvania
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Ford believes all men should be penetrated at least once. Wait, so... so is he offering?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Strange Hollywood artifacts sale includes the 'Gone With The Wind' baby cradle and Gene Siskel's critic's chair. Not enough to entice you? How about Johnny Carson's suit patterns? Hi-yo
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Tue December 06, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
That National review decides that a 70-year old law requiring someone to be 10 years removed from active military service before becoming Secretary of defense is CLEARLY unconstitutional-just as Trump picks a general for Sec def who retired in 2013
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to General Michael Flynn, Hillary was probably behind YVAN EHT NIOJ and Lisa Simpson is an enemy of the state
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
President-elect Trump has some energy hungry advisers that want to privatize native American lands for big oil. This should go over as well as the Dakota Access Pipeline did
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
General Mills announces it wants tax breaks
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Did your team make it to the Motel 6 Cactus Bowl or the Camping World Independence Bowl? How about the Raycom Media Camellia Bowl or the Dollar General Bowl? These are the real names by the way
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
UK entrepreneur creates a 'Rage Cage' where people can come and smash up household items to release their pent-up anger. Isn't that what soccer riots are for?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Al Gore to meet today with Ivanka Trump at Trump Tower to discuss climate issues, new interior designs for his energy-expending mansion
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix announces it has renewed Luke Cage for a second season in order to give fans a SWEET CHRISTMAS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this deer and its scenery
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fleets of alien ships are using solar energy to recharge their batteries for interstellar travel. The sun is there
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"It's a Wonderful Life" was originally a box office flop and received an official mark of disapproval from the FBI. On the flip side, it was the genesis of Bert and Ernie
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"When does this happen?" "Now. Everything that happens now, is happening now." "What happened to then?" "We passed then." "When?" "Just now. We're at now now." "When will then be now?" "Soon"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last Tango in Paris rape scene WAS non-consensual: Director admits in newly unearthed interview that he wanted actress Maria Schneider to feel 'rage and humiliation' Rest of Hollywood: WTF dude??????
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blind man loses benefits after failing to respond to government letter that he couldn't read
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government admits what we've known all along: alcohol benefits the economy and is a net benefit for the taxpayer
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Wikileaks now focusing all of its energy on taking down Angela Merkel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea puts on display of firepower against its sworn enemy the Pacific Ocean as it vows revenge for UN sanctions
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did Fark's favorite Silicon Valley crazy-eyed fraudulent medical "entrepreneur" just get a lifeline from Trump's Defense pick?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Inventor of General Tso's Chicken dies at age 98. in lieu of funeral, body to be lightly breaded, deep-fried then served up with rice and egg roll (or substitute wings if you like)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Monster Energy to replace Sprint as the NASCAR Winston Cup Series title sponsor
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nikola reveals a fuel cell semi with a 1,200 mile range. Someday they will merge with Tesla and begin working on directed energy weapons
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's Secretaries of Energy: Two Nuclear Physics professors, one with a Nobel Prize. Trump's pick to head the Dept of Energy: A Senator from West-by god-Virginia mostly famous for spawning the CEO who screwed over Epi-pen users
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
A behind-the-scenes look at the making of "A Christmas Story": No snow in Cleveland in the winter, Jean Shepherd interfering and the kids dropping water balloons out their hotel windows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump learns there is nothing more uncomfortable than interviewing generals you spent eight months criticizing
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former gay porn actor who secretly converted to Islam arrested for planning terrorist attacks, which are generally frowned upon when you work for a German spy agency
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Trump should unleash coal industry from EPA regulations" because why not have polluted streams, waste ponds break loose, blackened skies?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a meeting with Trump, British PM Teresa May called on him to renew the "special relationship" between their two countries; which Trump may have misunderstood as he was heard muttering afterwards: Is that broad crazy? She's an unbangable 4--at best
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The secret, dangerous world of Venezuelan bitcoin miners
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is not particularly fond of people, in general, so it's gonna be a tough four years for anyone who Sessions hates. I'm sorry, did you say constitution? How is that relevant to this story?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serious question: do you know anyone who has overcome a generalized fear of harm or death to loved ones that pervaded their lives? Snark pre-installed, advice welcome
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuela's currency is so devalued that it's going to solve the toilet paper shortage
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy used a lighter to see in a dark catacomb? Well, remember: A) You're not Indiana Jones, B) Your mobile home isn't a catacomb, and C) Couches are flammable
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, When the Earth that the Flash has Barry'd beyond recognition is threatened with invasion Barry and Cisco have no choice but to recruit Kara to stop the threat (CW 8ET)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What happened to the war on Trump that Anonymous declared?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study reveals that if your gums are chronically flaccid, so is your weener
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Behind-The-Scenes' look at 'Passengers' proves this might be the most boring space movie ever
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coalminers overwhelmingly voted for Republicans as their champions. Republicans now in office prepared to overwhelmingly kill their pensions and health benefits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the wet blanket on the presidential dreams of Cruz, Rubio, and other establishment Republicans who are still wondering what the hell happened
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientist discovers Dwarven genes in all of us, upsetting Elves
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Calgary vs. Ottawa. It's not the National Energy Program again it's the 104th Grey Cup. Stampeders and REDBLACKS for all the poutine (TSN, ESPN 2 6:30 EST)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Moana takes Thanksgiving weekend with $80.4 million, becoming Disney's second-biggest animated opener. Fantastic Beasts falls to #2 with $65 million, Dr. Strange #3 with $19 million. Bad Santa 2: Christmas Boogaloo debuted a soft #7 with $8.5 million
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News insists Obama send the Surgeon General to Cuba to ensure Castro is really dead
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The Elf on the Shelf. New Hotness 'Hipster' Nativity scene
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2011, Brazil elected Dilma Roussef, who promised infrastructure spending, restrictions on imports, manufacturing jobs, and handouts to businesses. Let's see what happened to their economy... *reads article* ...Oh dear
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British WWII Field Marshal Montgomery, known for his cluelessness, may have been on the spectrum. "He thought General Bradley, the United States Army field commander, adored him but everybody else knew Bradley loathed him and absolutely hated him"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Can you imagine the reaction of Politico, CNN, and the New York Times when they are told they are kicked out of the press pool and cannot return until they give Trump the same benefits they have been giving Democrats?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Russians helped spread fake news. Why is it every move Russia made benefited Trump? Couldn't possibly be collusion between Putin and Trump. Manchurian candidate anybody?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, you're not imagining it - your hair might actually be genetically 'uncombable'. Thanks, mom
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
After accomplishing a rare debut at 98% audience score, The Grand Tour returns this evening with episode 2 from Johannesburg at 7:01PM ET on Amazon Prime, or whenever you feel like it thanks to VOD
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In 2012, filming began on a 10 Things I Hate About You follow-up, 10 Things I Hate About Life. Four years later, there's a trailer, footage in the can, but no movie. What happened?
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cola Wars rage on by proxy, as alternative drink makers Bai and KeVita get snappled up to energize slow soda sales
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Review of 'Bad Santa 2': There will always be an audience for "comedic" scenes involving the use of F-bombs, D-jokes, vomiting, urination, prostitution, masturbation and other various forms of ... lewd human degradation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police bust $58k marijuana operation near Vice President's house. Police on the lookout for a 1981 Trans Am seen fleeing the scene
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Tue November 22, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Joe Buck hears your criticism and it makes him sad. No flags. Joe Buck probably wouldn't be around if Al Gore's internet initiative had happened earlier. No flags. Joe Buck would like to express a heartfelt thank you to Al Gore
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The famous 'Spaghetti Dinner' scene from Lady and the Tramp. As reenacted by guinea pigs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not to alarm you, but that 6.9 magnitude earthquake that occured in Japan on Tuesday was actually an aftershock from the 9.1 magnitude earthquake that happened 5 years ago
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Mon November 21, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The website most hated and despised by the Venezuelan government is run by 60-year-old Home Depot employee in Alabama
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Since Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions will likely be the next Attorney General, the governor of Alabama is turning to SurveyMonkey to help him find his replacement
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Introducing: The Bubble. A place for progressives to pretend this election never happened
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If we're going to keep accurate records of the greatest jobs president ever, we will have to start in Saudi Arabia; where he opened 8 companies during the campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Surgeon General reports says 21 million Americans have substance use disorder. And that's just the number who started after the November election
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All the reports of Trump's pick for attorney general being a racist can't possibly be true, because *smokebomb*
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The good news is the air ambulance aircraft arrived at the scene of the accident immediately
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study from Australia says that moderate drinking may have benefits for the heart, after researchers finally locate more than five Australians who drink only moderately
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Who knew the base of disaffected Rust Belt voters are not energized by Webb Hubbell's daughter?: "There are only so many times you can get folks excited about Chelsea Clinton"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"The Ku Klux Klan was fine until I found out they smoked pot" says Trump's new Attorney General
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hey, you know, we really owe Trump a fair chance, maybe he-oh never mind then. Trump announces he's picking Jeff Sessions as attorney General, Gen Michael "I heart Putin" FLynn as National Security Adviser and Tea Party Rep. Pompeo to run the CIA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you thought all the other rumors as to who was going to be Trump's Attorney General were going to be crazy, wait until you get a load of Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More like "First Amendment Defenestration Act"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I want to repeat that: the group where Trump's message resonated least over what we would predict from a generic Republican was the white population"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New gene editing technique may be used to cure blindness, extend life, transform alt-right into human beings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I was a gardener like you, then I took an arrow to the thigh
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If we respect Trump out of patriotism or out of reverence for the office he's about to hold or out of politeness, we are letting down the values that make New York great. Trump is an asshole, and so are his kids. Let's tell them that
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of all the scary things coming out about what the incoming Trump administration may look like, this sentence may be the most terrifying "Vice President-elect Mike Pence considers Dick Cheney his role model for the No. 2 job"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Newman's Own starts marketing push after discovering millennials have little awareness of Paul Newman, but might buy Newman's Own products if they knew more about his legendary philanthropic efforts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani took money from Qatar, Venezuela, Iranian exiles. But none of it went through the Clinton foundation so we're good
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's unfair to call Trump a snake oil salesman. The health benefits of snake oil are possibly greater than the economic benefits of his policies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren gets real, criticizes Obamacare and argues that the Democratic Party's failure to connect with working and middle-class people had opened the door for Donald Trump to win the presidency
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How Leonard Cohen met Janis Joplin in that Chelsea hotel and had to be drunk if what happened in the song really happened
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Even in a loss, Michigan finds a way to screw Ohio State. Yet, the Buckeyes benefit in the Big Ten Power Rankings
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're pretty generous giving out our national ID numbers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We did it We moved the Overton Window You can still see it, waaayyyy over there, about a mile to the Right of Dick Cheney
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO renews Westworld
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan experiencing a boom in coin laundries, which seem safer to many entrepreneurs than being someone's landlord. "Laundromats are much easier to run, and while profits aren't huge, they are at least guaranteed and steady"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Another study finds Earth's CO2 emissions have flattened over the last three years, despite increasing sales at Taco Bell
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: "Celibate commune in west Michigan generates nostalgia"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
ABow is on the pole as the NASCAR Monster Energy Cup... oops, jumping the gun there, I mean the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Happy's House in Phoenix to set the neverending Chase's championship 4 at the Can-Am 500k, 2 PM ET on NBC
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Sat November 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hate mathematics? You're not alone. Even physicists who are generally skilled in it are scared by it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renewed optimism pushes Dow to new record, best week since 2011. Apparently something happened this week to restore confidence on Wall Street. Wonder what I could be?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scenes from the liberal meltdown: Coloring books, Play-Doh, therapy dogs, tissues and hot chocolate for everyone
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
You know that scene where the plumber comes by and starts chatting up the teen girl? From his van? At 70 mph?
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
So when is it beneficial to be a slob?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a list of amazing things that have happened in 2016 to balance out all the recent crap
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
Ever notice that the yellow packets of Dunkin' Donuts sweetener look exactly like Splenda? Well, Splenda's parent company certainly has
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
In his victory speech, Donald Trump also called for unity, but conservatives have a different idea about unity and inclusiveness
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
"Findings of a new study now offer a hint on how the universe will eventually come to an end. The scenario involves dark energy causing the universe to rip itself apart until such time that there will be nothing left"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for 'Vallerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' is here, and Luc Besson is back to 'Fifth Element' levels of awesomeness
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Rare birthmark's four-generation streak has mom teaching her daughter to outrun amorous French skunks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be free to do whatever he needs to do in office, since unlike a traditional politician he is beholden to no other donors or benefactors. Well, except Putin, of course, but that should be cool
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
One of the upsides of the Brexit vote is that at least people in Britain will get bread properly toasted in energy-inefficient toasters
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
21 Florida kids sickened and rushed to the hospital. Doctors immediately rule out overexertion from exercise
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ever magnanimous in victory President-elect Donald Trump is looking to heal the divides in our country...just kidding, he's already making a list of enemies
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
Mel Gibson, 60, is expecting a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend. With a newborn on the way it will be nice to see a family that goes back to the tradition of living with three generations under the same roof
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So ... what happened to all that vote rigging?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the children seen in Soul Asylum's video for Runaway Train?
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Self-propelled Russian garbage fire in Mediterranean moves to war footing, prepares to roll coal in Aleppo's general direction
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The absolutely best advertisement this political season. Watch this before you vote today, and you'll be assured of the effectiveness of your democratic process and know that our republic will endure. Bonus a cute redhead
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
This chase scene from Planet Earth II is the best piece of filmmaking since "Backdoor Sluts 9"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Drag queens perform 'Seniors in Heat' show to benefit Seattle charity. Deslidified, because things are already slippery enough when you mix heels and Geritol
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Newsy)
 
 
 
Turkey temporarily pulls plug on cartoon channel. If this ever happened in the U.S. you'd see all the stoners flip out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the latest internet craze that does nothing, and benefits no one, people are making short videos of themselves and their friends posed like mannequins. Here's a tissue so you can wipe your tears
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Good: Police investigate the death of your son. Better: Crime scene investigators take pictures and evidence to determine cause of death. Worse: One of them takes a smiling thumbs up photo with the corpse
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox renews The Simpsons through season 30, embiggening their episode count past Gunsmoke for scripted series with the most episodes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Gene Hackman selling his private island. Yes, Otisburg too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women have taken to the Internet to reveal what really happened when they went out looking for a one night stand." Well, not with YOU... *scans article* Okay, maybe with you
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
The Gen-X kids had USA for Africa's "We Are the World." The Grunge Generation got a remake of "Do They Know It's Christmas." And now, Millenials, you have your own epic anthem: Rachel Bloom & Friends' "Holy F'ing Shiat, You've Got To Vote"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wilmer Valderrama, who came to the U.S. from Venezuela, says immigrants are a gift to the country. Apparently there's no other place where one can come to, find work and also date Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato and Mila Kunis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Generic Viagra CEO stiffs business partners
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What happened to the America I used to know where you could borrow a state-owned forklift to move a van blocking your driveway while drinking a beer and you wouldn't get arrested?
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur plans to open a sex robot café offering tea and oral sex
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Mixing energy drinks and alcohol causes brain changes in mice. Mostly by causing them to come out of the walls and challenge the nearest cat to a fistfight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, it is General Lee high school
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Energy drink filled with radioactive material will not cure impotence (even if a study of newts shows it does) and may cause you to develop holes in your skull
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Wed November 02, 2016
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Here's some of the most useless crap you can buy these days, from fashion batteries to farting teddybears, decaf energy drinks to Justin Bieber duct tape. It's like the Fark Store catalog in there
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Like that degenerate gambler of a brother-in-law of yours, Lockheed is back to the DOD begging for money, swearing it only needs $500 million more dollars to get the F-35 combat ready. Honest. Then they're done. Swear
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
High inflation causes Venezuelan merchants to weigh money instead of counting it out, thus changing their currency from the bolivar to the pound
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets' closer and anti-domestic violence campaigner Jeurys Familia raises awareness of domestic violence by committing domestic violence
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Baby Boomer: OK, I'll accept that our generation is responsible for countless wars, global warming, renewed racism, rampant greed, unchecked selfishness, smug entitlement, and nonstop bladder control ads, but DO NOT FARKING blame us for Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
'OK, the gloves are off.' *shrug* 'Look, l don't wanna create a scene. l mean, l, uh, live in this neighborhood, too. BUT THE GLOVES ARE OFF'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ninth-grader wins $25,000 by inventing renewable energy device powered by the sun, wind and rain. Total cost - $5
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
America's top two Catholic radio networks are merging in order to generate enough free cash flow from operating revenues to expand to new markets and continue ranting against abortion and the homosexual lifestyle, as Jesus wished
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lebanon ends two year power vacuum at president. Americans scoff at lack of stamina from low-energy nation
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(10 News)
 
 
 
I thought dying from accidentally locking yourself in a walk-in freezer only happened in movies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men with a spare tire around the waist and saggy moobs are more attractive to women, better at passing on genes and in fact healthier than peers who are always in the gym. No if you'll excuse me I have 26 minutes to get to the bar
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"For legal reasons, this scenery is shiat." "The Grand Tour" attempts to not get sued by the BBC
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Comey's actions violate, not only long-standing Justice Department policy, the directive of the person that he works under, the attorney general," James Carville says...wait, scratch that...Jeanine Pirro? Seriously?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"One scene from The Walking Dead drove me crazy as a scientist, because they were growing tomatoes. Why would you waste your space, and your water and your resources growing tomatoes? That's not the food you should be growing in an apocalypse"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Due to complaints about traffic jams and gridlock, officials listened and will make things worse
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(Time)
 
 
 
Alaska's first legal THC shop is known as "Herbal Outfitters" and opened at "High noon"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Genetic testing finds most Scots were descended from nomads kicked out of Russia for being too drunk and violent
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Sat October 29, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Missing man found in swamp, though that's fairly general considering the state is 90% swamp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something else into this nativity scene
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Craft a sentence using the words "fluctuate," "gigolo," "polliwog," "extravagant," "fibrous," "poltroon," "emasculate," "underslung," "writhe," "plantation," "odiferous," "elongated," "sassafras," "mediocre," and "plantagenet"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Actor that was eliminated in The Walking Dead season opener already has a new gig and is stealing Conan's red hair for it
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
The FBI reopened its investigation after finding new Hillary emails. Actually, they weren't from Hillary, weren't on her server and they're not reopening anything. Confused? You won't be after reading this surprisingly level-headed article
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bedroom scene
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Thu October 27, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists just opened Jesus' tomb again. He's still not in there
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"A pallet of peated malt that escaped the Fort McMurray wildfire is set to be distilled into a whisky and christened with the name of the blaze it survived: The Beast"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Generally, you just pay for the lap dance with cash
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Small rural town WWE matches now on hold after Frankie the Farmer used metal chair on Wyld Beaver and killed him. Mean Gene inconsolable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Many of us have gone to work after drinking. Not many of us are forensic scientists who collapse and pass out on top of a corpse at a crime scene
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(International Energy Agency)
 
 
 
International Energy Agency: Renewables surpassed coal last year to become the largest source of installed power capacity in the world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just threatened the Vice President of the United States
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Johnson is experiencing sudden and rapid deflation at a crucial moment, swears that this has never happened to him before
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Church of Latter Day Saints opens new website "Mormon and Gay" to increase awareness of homosexuality amongst LDS parents, family, friends. Remember, "[b]eing gay is not a sin; just acting on it is"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Just in time for the hot phase of the election: Alt Right conspiracy image generator
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Church apologizes and asks for forgiveness after banning fat people from its "worship team"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When the wrongfully convicted are exonerated and released from prison, there is no system in place to reintroduce them to society, iPhones, Zihuatenejo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Love scene between Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders in the movie "Jack Reacher" was reportedly cut. Apparently producers just didn't think it was realistic. Cruise in bed with a woman?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Katherine Kane will be sentenced today for perjury and obstruction convictions stemming from a contentious political campaign that resulted in her humiliation and put an end to her career as Batwoman
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Sun October 23, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunk ignores flashing lights and hits squad car at accident scene. New hotness: Drunk hits helicopter at accident scene
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Here's a look back at the awesomeness that was the SR-71 Blackbird: "The crew wore pressure suits like those used on space missions to withstand the high altitude and were treated to a high-protein steak and egg meals before each mission"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dark energy, the accelerating expansion of the universe, and the 2011 Nobel Prize for physics
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Sat October 22, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
So, you want to become an independent pharmaceutical manufacturing and distribution entrepreneur
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Fri October 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines to Duterte: Whoa now, let's not go munch General Gao's "chicken" just yet, Robert
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks reveal John Podesta urged to involve Obama in discussions about existence of space aliens. "A conversation with you and President Obama regarding the next steps in extraterrestrial disclosure for the benefit of our country and our planet"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you your own worst enemy? If so, how are you going to change that?
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
"Yoga pants can be adorable on children and young women who have the benefit of nature's blessing of youth. However, on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public." Oh, no, you didn't
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Rejoice younger generations: The selfish Baby Boomers' reign of electoral terror is finally coming to an end
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Will Charlie Brooker bring the pig farking, Trump predicting, justice park awesomeness of the original series or will we see the Be Right Back android shadow that we end up ignoring? This is your Black Mirror Season 3.0 binge thread (3AM, Netflix)
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Padres general manager A.J. Preller no longer suspended, will be free to cheat Red Sox and other GMs at upcoming MLB GM meetings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everything that's wrong with MLB instant replay happened when Adrian Gonzalez didn't score. Is there a your Mom joke in there somewhere? Let's go to the tape
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Wed October 19, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Bremerton high school vows to play against football power after five previous schools chickened out. "We wouldn't forfeit in the playoffs, and why would we forfeit now?"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
China is about to launch stealth fighter designed to counter the USAF's weaknesses, which are reliance on tankers and the fact that the F-35 is only a threat to enemy aircraft if they hold still long enough for us to drop one on them with a crane
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Social media is very damaging for the children," says Melania Trump, who exists in a vacuum where her husband's comments don't penetrate her consciousness
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(AP)
 
 
 
Social Security recipients to get a .3% raise in benefits next year, possibly allowing them to step up to TWO cans of cat food a week
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