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Wed November 22, 2017
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Meghan "Boobies" McCain marries Ben "The Federalist Plagiarizer" Domenech, 3 months after their engagement. It's unclear why the hasty circumstances, but Subby wouldn't want to be the guy whom John McCain would be prodding with a shotgun
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: When selling marijuana out of your house, Facebook is not the best place to advertise. A police spokesman gives them "10/10 for entrepreneurial skills - 0/10 for intelligence"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So it's like this: Conservatives know liberals are stupid and vicious, so they set Al Franken up, knowing liberals would be too stupid to just let it go and pretend it never happened the way they should have. Those bastards
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Energy company calls deafening explosion and four story fireball that can happen anywhere at anytime, "extremely rare"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Family gatherings this holiday season will make for uncomfortable conversation for one family. "So, tell us again how you rolled your truck while drunk, then left your toddler at the scene"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the Panama Papers opened up the world's illicit money networks. And how the top 1% hide their half of the world's money
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(Fark)
 
 
 
RIP to Farkette Morrisbird. Your humor and generosity will be missed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Homophobes who turn out to be gay have some interesting genetics
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un calls President Trump an "idiot" while Venezuela's president Maduro describes him as "dope with the the intelligence of a kindergartner." No, wait. Sorry. Actually, National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster said those things about Trump
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skynet will not be sending Schwarzenegger-sized machines to kill you. In reality, Slaughterbots are much smaller
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
British swear words helpfully ranked by offensiveness (utterly and completely not safe for work)
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
While the Council of Ricks sit Shiva, it's a flashback episode told from the perspective of the Saviors and Eugene, replaying the first four episodes of the season from the villains' perspective. Will there be momentum? The Walking Dead 9pm EST on AMC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Justice League's opened at #1 with a dismal $96 million, the worst opening of any DC film. Despite Julia Roberts, Wonder debuts at #2 with $28 million, edging out Thor: Ragnarok's $20 million #3 finish while Daddy's Home 2 was #5 with $13.6 million
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Sat November 18, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
U.S. general about to be fired
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Fri November 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House tries to foreclose on the poor, Franken farks up and cops to it, and Menendez gets off. And of course, Moore keeps digging. From the darkest to the weirdest timeline. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, the madness takes form at 8pm EST
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mistrial declared for Bob Menendez with deadlocked jury. Ten voted for acquittal, two voted for Trump
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Old Man plots revenge on younger generation because shrug emoji
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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Wed November 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons stands by his comments on that women can either "wear a potato sack" or use their sexuality instead to gain power in the world. Still wants you to lick it up and he still thinks he was made for loving you, baby
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
General Electric pulls the plug on making light bulbs
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is officially bankrupt, will charge you $10 for every stupid socialism joke you make
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now for your viewing pleasure here's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom's sacrifice scene done with LEGO Ewoks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: Alabama republicans should write in Jeff Sessions for senate. Then President Trump could appoint a new Attorney General to fire Mueller. Wait, did I say that out loud?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Limbaugh gives his listeners the old "Roy Moore was a Democrat when he committed those sexual assaults" move, which the Russian judge has ruled valid and deserving of a perfect 10. Stuck the landing with a belly full of pain pills
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last night's Star Trek: Discovery which featured a fully nude Klingon on "Human" sex scene was a great climax
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police find that the quickest way to stop someone from leaving the scene of a possible crime is to simply kill them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MO Attorney General Josh Hawley files lawsuit against Google, citing data collection and search manipulation. When asked for comment, Google said to look up "Josh Hawley is a" in a day or two
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Champion surfer teams up with champion fluid dynamics specialist to generate the perfect wave. Some gnarly nonlinear calculations involved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good news for millennials, there's now a new generation between '77 and '83 that we can dump on
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
One Moore news outlet threatened with lawsuit for publishing the truth
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Sun November 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a move that will generate absolutely zero controversy, the US Army will start allowing people with a history of self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse to join
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I bet he flipped Rene the bird for like the 200th time while blowing his clippings or leaves onto the guy's lawn
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Sat November 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reporter is shocked, just SHOCKED, to discover sweetened cereals have a ton of sugar in them. Reporter obviously raised on instant cream-o-wheat as a child or, even worse, Grape Nuts
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
An adult Jughead doing a hip-hop rendition of Sugar Sugar in "Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again" (1990), one of the worst scenes in cinematic history
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
HANNITY: Do you remember dating girls that young? MOORE: "Not generally, no"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Two new books set out to assess the mental health of His Orangeness, and arrive at two completely opposite conclusions. Don't worry, though, we're still farked either way
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Denis Villeneuve, director of The Arrival, Sicario and Blade Runner 2049 says his next project is a remake of Dune
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller spins the wheel of treason, lands on Dana Rohrabacher and his 2016 meeting with General Flynn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's look back at some of the more famous scenes from "Louie" that have taken on an all-new meaning
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coming behind the success of the NES Classic and SNES Classic, the N64 Classic is right around the corner. Game list to the left, complaints about not having Goldeneye on it to the right (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your first greened submission? When? Were you proud?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump called Senate Democrats Tuesday saying he would personally "get killed" financially by the GOP tax bill and would only benefit if it repealed the estate tax. So please pass it. Mmmkay?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene lake structure
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Joe deals with drunken debauchery during Barry's bachelor party. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, When Victorian London is threatened by a time travelling vampire there's only one way to make it worse. (CW 9ET)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On his Asia trip President Trump pitches the same trade benefits that were in the Obama administration's TPP that Trump decided to pull out off because "it's a terrible deal"
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(Ancestry)
 
 
 
Finally, some genealogy I can get into
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While Trump keeps the liberals freaking out with his Twitter tweets, he has quietly managed to push the most conservative agenda in a generation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shalene Flanagan become first American woman to win New York City marathon in 40 years. She needs to stay away from me and let me be
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Mon November 06, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The next front in the War on Terror has been opened: bike trails
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bob Menendez (D-NJ) could stay in the Senate even if he's convicted of taking bribes, since siding with a convicted felon and siding with Trump will be the same thing soon enough
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
2 of the 5 deadliest mass shootings in modern U.S. history happened in last 35 days. Here's the latest leaderboard
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians abandoning the Evangelical label because it's become synonymous with conservatives who call themselves Christians but follow none of the tenets of the religion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That woman who flipped off His Orangeness from her bike? Yeah, she was fired for violating "social media policy." Bonus: A company senior director had recently posted "You're a f****ing Libtard a**hole" in response to BLM. Yes, he still has a job
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Melting quarks could produce 10 times the energy of nuclear fusion, be great band name
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: some nutjob thinks the Sutherland Springs churchgoers should have been armed and returned fire. Fark: Texas Attorney General
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Dateline, November 5, 2017: Antifa has struck, and white people everywhere are cowering in their Starbucks, mowing their lawns, watching football. We should have LISTENED
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit." I am not sure what Bible they are using, but I am intrigued by their message
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speaker Ryan encourages House members to get sexual harassment awareness training. Wonder why?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hero of Harvey, Houston's own "Mattress Mack", who opened his furniture stores as shelters even while certain Mega-churches we could name stayed locked tight, just lost a $10 million bet with his customers because the Astros won the World Series
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims that US military is hitting ISIS "much harder" following NYC attacks. If only he had implemented his plan to 'defeat ISIS in 30 days' earlier, none of this would have happened
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Patent troll that claims to own the patent on podcasting slain by EFF and the Federal Circuit. Hopefully, they remembered to burn the corpse so it won't regenerate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are there any genetic scientists online today? Given the ubiquity of genetic testing services available now. Is there a way for someone looking at an anonymous DNA sample to tell if a person is the result of incest?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Twitter "inadvertently" deactivates Trump's account, explains why it happened
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Actually General Kelly, most southerners in the 1800s were ardent nationalists who were big fans of federal supremacy...until they lost control to the Federal government. THEN they started yammering about "state's rights"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Guantanamo Bay military tribunals just won their first conviction since 2008. Only it wasn't a terrorist who was convicted - it was a one-star Marine general who annoyed a judge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once Putin undermined Hillary and helped get Donnie two scoops elected, they are now doing their best to undermine his administration. It's almost as if they hate America in general
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
More details about the mystery subdomains within the Trump Organization's web servers. It's a real enigma how this happened. A riddle
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Wed November 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
With a significant portion of its energy grid offline due to Fukushima, Japan looks to try burning ice as a new energy source
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colbert levels Kelly: "You're a general and you don't know why the Civil War happened? What do you think caused World War II, a zoning issue? 'I vant to build a strip mall in the Sudetenland. Maybe some mixed-use housing in Poland'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In his spare time, he writes footnotes to Wikipedia entries for mold spores. He can bore a reader with his first three words. His action scenes are entirely dialogue. He is the least interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Teacher Halloween thread? First time for everything. A student dressed up as me for Halloween. If greened I'll throw in the picture
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Germany forced to pay consumers to use more electricity due to excess wind generation after a stormy weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is General Kelly Trump's mini me? Has he sacrificed sanity and civility for an idiot who'd toss him off the first lifeboat given half a chance?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: Two young men argue. News: One shoots the other twice in the head. Fark: They were arguing over the Biblical meaning of forgiveness
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Employer demanding health insurer not cover drug that can benefit half its employees because Jesus
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Who do you turn to if you want to find out how to hack a butt plug? Why, a penetration tester, of course
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Some recent breakthroughs in solar, wind and hydroelectric, but how will we store all that energy? Get a look at humanity's best ideas
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hitchcock and Romero used chocolate syrup, while Bruce Campbell and Sissy Spacek became hardened candy apples. This science of fake blood
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WP: "We've heard you're going to be announcing your foreign policy team shortly... Any you can share with us." Trump: "George Papadopoulos, he's an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy." (1:20 in the audio recording - yes, there is a recording)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we all believed Trump's Chief of Staff John Kelly would be an example of moral fortitude for the White House? He just praised Confederate General Robert E. Lee and said both sides were good in the Civil War
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Maddow's done giving Trump's asshole a new asshole, General Kelly is going to be on with Laura Ingraham at 10 ET for her new show. Hannity is on at 9 ET as well, but who cares? Let's see what the man saving us from nuclear war has to say
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"Did I say nothing happened? I meant nothing BEYOND THAT happened"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The rare parrot-teacher Huckabooboo takes the podium and charges up the deflector shields. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @1300, or whenever)
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Feds not buying liquor brand's claim that it invented vodka with 'Health Benefits'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Barzani is finished. No word on Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Stracci or Cuneo
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Sun October 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Governor calls for the Whitefish Energy contract to be canceled 'Immediately'. We're still waiting to hear from the President of Puerto Rico
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series is at the paperclip that is Martinsville Speedway for the First Data 500. 3pm ET on NBCSN. The 48 spun in qualifying, so the day is off to a good start
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sewer scene
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Huh, 2/3 of the league plays today/tonight & yet not one 'must see' matchup... sigh ... {generic}Hockey Thread{/generic} it is then. One early game (1pm ET) & one late (10pm) and the rest clustered around 7-8pm. Hell of a schedule there Gary - SUP
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Surgeon General promises "science, not political ideology", drives his policies. So... we give him, what, six months before he resigns in frustration?
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
I don't know about you but I'm really sick of these Xennials who just love narcissism, entitlement and earning less than previous generations. Can you believe these guys who I never heard of before this article?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In news totally unrelated to what CNN is reporting, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia just resigned. He served as acting Attorney General after Sally Yates was fired, and his district is where Mueller's grand jury is impaneled
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Melissa Leo says, there is more to come. You know who you are, Hom Tanks, Speven Stielberg, Cenedict Bumberbatch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jefferson Davis "Nancy" Beauregard Sessions III has found a solution to the deadly opiod abuse crisis that is currently facing the nation: "People should say no to drug use." See? Problem solved
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Ever arrived at your new home only to find you had to do tons of repairs just to make it livable? That happened to this guy. Hero tag for his new home being the Skylab Space Station
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(Racked)
 
 
 
One Macy's in Woodbridge, New Jersey, is serving as a "petri dish" for all of the store's experiments on ways to appeal to a new generation of shoppers. So...they're going to change their name to "Amazon"?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a ten-year hiatus from the NFL, 43-year-old Simeon Rice, inspired by Dwight Freeney coming back, wants to come back to the Buccaneers
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arsenal FC annual general meeting descends into farce as hecklers and shareholders demand hope and change, get brush-offs and even more Arsenal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
CVS wants to buy Aetna for $66 Billion. In related news, a pharmacy chain known for selling "Buy one, get one free" enemas has enough working capital to make the deal happen. Also, why do they sell enemas via promotions? Either you need one, or not
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Retired four-star general and Trump administration's Chief of Staff John Kelly is not a good person
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scott Brown is still learning how to be a diplomat, not stare at women's breasts, and avoid being a giant asshole in general
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Author wants to know why no-one listened to Corey Feldman? Maybe because he's Corey Feldman. That could be it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Before you get all pissy about Trump throwing his generals under the bus remember this, MacArthur thought using nukes was the right tactic to win the Korean War. Now imagine if Truman had given him authorization to do what was right to win
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(The Wrap)
 
Boobies
 
Ellen DeGeneres sends Katy Perry breasts regards for her birthday in tweet that's falling flat with critics
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwight Freeney to come out of retirement and will play for the Seattle Seahawks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A lawyer who President Trump nominated to be a federal judge once likened the treatment of Christians during the Obama administration to that of people in Nazi Germany". No joke, other than this guy will be on the bench for the rest of his life
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban wants you to know that, to save money, you should be buying at least two years' worth of toothpaste whenever you purchase it. In other news, for the whitest pearly whites, try the new Mark Cuban Toothpaste. On sale now
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
2PM EST: House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on FFC oversight. Issue A is Net Neutrality
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg begs for God's forgiveness for the one good movie he's ever done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't you think he looks tired? Low energy. Sad
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake (R):"Mr. President, I will not be complicit or silent. When the next generation asks us, 'Why didn't you do something? Why didn't you speak up?' What are we going to say? Mr. President, I rise today to say, enough"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump followed through with the Russian sanctions? Why is General Kelly a spineless enabler? Do you get to the Cloud District often? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 2:30'ish)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Urban Explorer/newspaper publisher on Chicago roof "died doing what he loved", if your love is re-creating Frank Nitti's last scene in "The Untouchables"
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
The networks hated "The Dukes of Hazzard." The fans loved the General Lee more than the stars themselves. And the famous hood slide was one big mistake
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Metallica's Kirk Hammett getting into coffee business. Says best way to enjoy his brew is...BLACKENED *bangs head* \m/-.-\m/
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fans wonder how 'Star Trek Discovery' will ever sync up with the rest of the Star Trek universe timeline. Easy: The last scene is a shot of Captain Kirk waking up in his quarters realizing it was all just a dream
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 ex-presidents and Trump attend Hurricane Benefit concert, and by attend they mean Trump left a recording that was played during the event while he was off golfing
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If they weren't hardened criminals before, they probably are now. (Not safe for work)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
General Kelly is about as honest as his boss
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(It's not from the movie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the next Star Wars movie
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mathematical algorithm approaches $100 billion in value, making it more valuable than the net wealth of Venezuela
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What you missed in his performance at that bizarre press conference yesterday was General Kelly explicitly and overtly laying out the logic that in his mind would justify a military coup in this country
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now that an actress has come forward and accused Harvey Weinstein of raping her in 2013, which is well within the 10-year statute of limitations for that crime, the LAPD has opened a formal criminal investigation into the producer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump writes a tweet linking Britain's crime rate with radical Islam that ends, "We must keep America Safe." Conservative MP Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson, shows the smackdown gene is inheritable, replying, "then fix gun control you daft twerp"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Both of our dogs just earned their Canine Good Citizen awards. We just won't mention the CD-R spindle the pitty chewed up yesterday... LGT photos of our good pups. Let's see your furry friends and regale us with stories of their awesomeness
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Tulsa World)
 
Weeners
 
Penal system sued for not helping hardened criminal
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man mistakes Ken Griffey, Jr. for a Civil War general
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
He opened his mouth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big moon cave may mean big moon colony. So says Japanese probe, Selene. In other news, Japan has a space probe
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
National Archives to White House: We keep telling you, The presidential records act is a federal law that applies to YOU and you have to make sure you are preserving all records you generate WH: *whirrr-BZZZT" oh yeah, totally, we're all over that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling shows the Democrats hold a 16-point margin over Republicans on the generic ballot spelling doom for the party in 2018
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/18): Thor hits #700, Wonder Woman and Conan make crush enemies, Captain Phasma has one more issue to do anything interesting, Rodimus & Crew continue their wacky adventures, Theseus is post-Minotaur, and Bat-Aquaman talks to some fish
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some examples of Trump's "Impenetrable Border Wall" have been erected outside Tijuana. Mexicans are, to put it delicately, unimpressed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Aww, Mnuchin just threatened the Senate and America; "Pass this tax bill--or else." HOW NICE OF YOU, STEVE
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: "Have a seat, uh, Mr...Snekretary is it?" Snek: "Family name." Mueller: "Snekretary, I'll be honest, you're in bit of hot wat-" Snek: "WOOOOOO" Mueller: "The, um, f*ck???" Snek: "Scaramucci's energy drink" Mueller: *sips* -_- "woo" -_-
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fresh off efforts to start trade wars with Canada, Boeing now takes aim at Europe in general
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Haunted' seaside Maine castle on the market for $3.35M. But don't worry: "If there is a spirit there, it's benevolent"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Three coal-fired power plants generating more than 4,000 MW to be shut down by the end of 2018 in the God-forsaken, over-regulated, job-killing hell-hole of....Texas
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Actor who auditioned for new IT reveals scene was shot where Pennywise reveals his spirit animal is the dingo
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
One week after the Trump administration reversed the Clean Power Plan and vowed again to end the "war on coal", energy company Luminant announces plans to close three coal plants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Campaign staffer says Trump goes out of his way to be a dick to his VP, mocking his religious beliefs whenever he can, & saying in front of reporters that "wasted all this time and effort" on abortion, and joking to the reporters that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, Theresa May's repeated threats that Britain could walk away from Brexit negotiations with no deal are generating the pressure needed to cause a game-changing shift in the talks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Venezuela is facing the Sophie's Choice of elections today. Or, if you prefer, the Kobayashi Maru of elections
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gardener
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The UK's first IKEA store opened thirty years ago. Several customers from opening day still wandering around trying to find their way out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Niger? What soldiers in Niger? Hey look... it's a clown. Over there. No, right over there, behind the rhododendrons. Look for the balloons, Such pretty balloons. I like balloons, don't you? Whatever happened to the circus, anyway?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to Venezuela, its economy is imploding, millions are deserting the collapsing blackhole of a country. The International Monetary Fund says all is lost. Good job, socialists
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump appoints climate change skeptic to key White House environmental position to coordinate environmental and energy policies across the government because of course he did
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values' says President who threatened to pull aid away from the needy in Puerto Rico, and who just signed an Executive order whose effect will be to deny healthcare coverage to the poor and sick
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hitchcock's terrifying 'Psycho' shower scene is still being broken down and analyzed more than 50 years after the film was released
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asks Pittsburgh Penguins co-owner Ron Burkle to renegotiate NAFTA, because of course he did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen steps out with her husband. What happened to her face?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain not finished after verbally sandblasting Weinstein and his pals, unloads on the Yelper scum. "They are the very picture of entitled, negative energy. They're bad for chefs. They're bad for restaurants"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sen. Feinstein's announcement has renewed the ageist debate: Should men and women in their 80s and 90s be the ones to run the country?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas: We are missing over 70 children that were in foster care. What happened to them? Companies running the state's foster care system: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt threatened to give Weinstein a "Missouri whooping" for harassing his then-girlfriend Paltrow. No word if he also was going to collect his scalp
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Does the post-millennial generation have a name yet?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump sends out Tweets supporting General Kelly. This can't be good
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Tue October 10, 2017
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Just in time to get you limp and uninterested for the rest of the night, here are the worst EVER sex scenes in movie history
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When Central City is threatened Cisco decides to release Barry from the Speed Force since mime Wells doesn't speak up in disagreement. (8ET CW) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends are arrested for breaking time. (CW 9ET)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
California governor Jerry Brown asks His Orangeness to issue a major disaster declaration for the liberal wine country wildfires. This should end well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of songs that should be permanently retired and never listened to or played for any reason ever again. Yes, that one's on there. That one, too. Oh yeah, you'd better believe that one made the list
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I have decided to ban transgender people from the military after consulting with my generals. Dems: yeah, we'd like you prove that last bit please
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Yankee activist Gene Stilp plans to burn Nazi-Confederate flag at Talladega Superspeedway this weekend. Having never been to Alabama before, he expects reception may be different than what he experienced in Delaware
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NVIDIA unveils next-generation platform for fully autonomous (no brake pedal or steering wheel, etc.) cars in its own bid to beat Skynet to the punch
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Drain cleaner has not been shown to be an effective decay preventative dentifrice when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Every generation likes to think it's original, but if you check out today's fashions, they look a lot like the '80s
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That 2016 Trump tower meeting was either innocent or "hilariously not-quite-innocent" depending on who you ask what happened
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
We may finally find out what happened to Alex from Fear The Walking Dead flight 462, Walking Dead crossover event is confirmed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains why confederate statues needed to be torn down and replaced. "They were the enemy and they killed U.S. soldiers. That's like finding out Nancy Kerrigan named her child Tonya Harding." Stephen Colbert joined him for the take down
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
OK, which of Trump's friends benefits from this?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Garnishing your drink with orange peels or mint leaves. New alcohol-inspired creativeness: Garnishing your drink with Shishiato peppers or green corn shoots
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
75% of the population of Venezuela has lost an average of 19 lbs due to food shortages and currency collapse. Meanwhile you gained another two pounds in the time it took you to read this headline
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So this happened today: "Robert Mueller's team met behind closed doors today w an unknown group of attorneys & chief judge of US District Court in DC"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How Neanderthal genes affect your health, our president
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
13 famous nude scenes that were actually performed by body doubles (sorry Natalie Portman fans, that thong wrapped bottom was a double )
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese woman partially blinded playing game likened to "electronic heroin". Was she chasing the dragon?
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Terence Trent D'Arby? Well, for one, he doesn't exist anymore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Over half of new cancer drugs 'show no benefits' for survival or well being. Of 48 cancer drugs approved between 2009-2013, 57% of uses showed no benefits and some benefits were 'clinically meaningless'. Happy Breast Cancer Month
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scienticians have coughed up a gene linked to heightened mucus levels in lung disease
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what happened all day, internet at work was down therefore all my work hours were spent actually working. Tonight's animal of the thread is the wolf. Come, enlighten me in the nightly Maddow thread, with a dash of Hayes. 8pm EDT
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Sears Canada exec reneges on 40% of the court-approved Hardship Fund that was to be set aside for destitute laid-off workers. Fark: Because he's personally keeping the money as a bonus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The use of microneedles can increase the effectiveness of topical anesthesia used in dentistry. Yes, it's safe
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump administration didn't notify immigrants about an abrupt change to the deadline to renew DACA (this Thursday) so now 50,000 of them will be at risk for deportation. Ta da
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar power is the fastest growing energy sector. It's almost like the sun is beaming down on all of us about 50% of the time we're on this earth resulting in life as we know it. How could that be better than old fossil deposits?
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
And so the Olympic torch passes to a new generation (possibly nsfw)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Member of the Trump executive branch under investigation for vacationing on the taxpayers' dime. This is not a repeat of the last six times this has happened
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration may start cracking down on unproven claims that marijuana has health benefits. Other useless herbal supplements still just fine and dandy
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woopsie, Trump's branding the Press as the "Enemy" causes general public's trust in said Press to soar. What a Winner
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You can thank Breitbart's photo of Anthony Weiner's wiener for Trump becoming president and for everything else that is terrible today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Most of the kids that will die from Republicans taking away their healthcare are in red states, so maybe this will be a problem that will correct itself in a generation
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge says Maryland can ban price gouging by generic drug makers
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Tombs opened and coffins exposed in Louisiana cemetery. I'm sure they were just out voting, not raising an army of the dead
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We expect too much from our romantic partners, the bar is just too damn high. You want in your mate a combination of: sanity + wealth + kindness + attractiveness + personal growth + not being a dumbass on social media, that isn't humanly possible
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, please get ready for exactly what happened in the last midterm elections
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WHEN 'YAP' MEANS 'NO': Ohio 17-year-old caught having sex with family's pet wiener dog - again
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers speaks out about the NFL players' protests, saying in part that they are "showing unity in the face of some divisiveness from the top of this country". Burned Cheeseheads in 3...2...1
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to be terrorized by a twenty-six foot tall wooden-faced grandmother spasmodically jerking through the streets of a major city, Geneva's your place to be
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(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Latest study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute says workers fare worse when popular medications leave the market. Now STFU and GBTW. It's all in your head anyway, and we cut your psych benefits years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DoJ is demanding that Facebook turn over account information for "anti-administration activists who have spoken out at organized events, and who are generally very critical of this administration's policies"
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted, offering false promises of a future built on optimism, enlightenment, and cooperation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in DC tweets a picture of their "absolutely mouthwatering" steak dish that looks more like what happened the last time your dog knocked over the kitchen garbage can. The internet..is not kind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor begs for forgiveness after wife tells NFL protesters to wait for Jesus to fix racism
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget lazy millennials, "Generation Z" is eager to buy houses and confident they'll be able to. So don't worry about the housing market, those 0- to 15-year-olds and their stellar financial planning have it covered
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The DIY telephone systems using barbed wire fences saved the farmers of the Old West ."The theory was that we would answer only when our own ring sounded, but whenever the bell rang, every woman on the line rushed to a receiver"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Eeyore has depression, Winnie the Pooh has ADHD, Piglet has Generalised Anxiety Disorder and my childhood has been ruined
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Wait. You're telling me people thought "Liam" was a legitimate first name and not a shortened version of "William?" And people didn't realize Liam Gallagher's given name is William? For Pete's sake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As a 39-year military veteran, I think I know something about the flag," says Michael Hayden, four-star general and former director of both the CIA and NSA. "Put me down with Kaepernick"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to watch Tucker whip some lib arse; it's the Tucker Carlson discussion thread. I'm sure this will get greened, just like Maddow's thread
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tragedy today, as former Pope Benedict XVI was eaten by wolves. He was delicious
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs with places (specific or general) in the title. Yeah, we're done with the alphabet kick for a long time
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Walt Disney to Optimum: That's a nice cable business you have there. Be a shame if something happened to your ABC, ESPN and Disney programming
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pharma-Bro" Martin Shkreli is finally where he truly belongs: Locked up with the general population at the Metropolitan Detention Center in New York City. Bonus: No internet
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football ratings fell last night, down 17% from the season opener
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This is not a line from the movie "Idiocracy", this actually happened: During a phone call to the "Rick and Bubba Morning Show", President Trump told the DJs he "doesn't know much about Ray(sic) Moore" the primary opponent of the man he endorsed
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Much like everyone else, Terminator 6 will be pretending Genisys never happened
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Whenever the Twitterer-In-Chief goes unhinged online, one has learned to look at what he's trying to distract us from. Well, how about completely screwing over the middle class? Yep...that'll work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada announces sanctions against Venezuela, cutting their leader's access to moose and beaver
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protestors beaten at Erdogan speech in NY. This is not a repeat from the last time this has happened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, Salt Lake City, what happened to all those homeless people you arrested? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rocket Man blasts back at White Honky calling him "frightened dog" and a "mentally deranged U.S. dotard," vowed to "highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history," leading to fears that this might be Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
How the real homeowner of Laura Palmer's house ended up starring in the series's final scene
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel on Fox News host Brian Kilmeade: "This is a guy...who whenever I see him kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman....Brian Kilmeade is a phony little creep"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Wed September 20, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
I'm not sure how a 6-foot snake can be confused with a 2-inch caterpillar but then again this happened in London
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arecibo radio telescope on Puerto Rico threatened by hurricane Maria, contact lost at 4am today. Help not expected to arrive for another 50,000 years
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
"The Greene County Sheriff's Office wants to let the public know to not call them about a particular Halloween display on Chuckey Pike"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man dies in attempted murder-suicide, which really makes you wonder what would've happened if the attempt had been successful
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(Vox)
 
 
 
9 Republican senators point out the advantages and benefits of the latest version of Obamacare repeal: "It's got Trumpolytes"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney's Moana is connecting a generation of young New Zealanders to their Maori heritage. Past Disney movies still primarily connect white American girls to their inner bratty princess
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons of KISS also likes Trump. What? A preening, self-righteous, talentless, narcissist thinks Trump is OK? No, really?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what happened in the several months between tappings of Paul Manafort? Lordy, I wish we had tapes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Venezuela was once a thriving democracy; now, it's a hellish dictatorship on the brink of utter destruction. How did it get there?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy finds unopened WWII C-ration container, produced in 1942, opens it, eats the contents, and doesn't immediately die
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons: "If I could, I would trademark the air you breathe. Every breath. Yes, I would. Instead of worrying what people think, I just go my merry way and do whatever I want to do"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Detective has found no evidence that deputy coroner and cop had sex at death scene, but the remaining allegations are nearly as weird
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, and Franken Berry refuse to be killed by millennials who don't own a TV, watch commercials, or eat cereal. They will once again be resurrected by General Mills for Halloween season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Events that happened on September 19, 1977 destroyed the working class and led the way to Trump
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
50 years ago today The Who exploded onto the scene with an appearance on The Smothers Brothers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela's collapse will be an unmitigated disaster for everyone. Even Venezuela
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club: If you could have brunch with any author, past or present, who would it be? And would you order the Eggs Benedict?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hawks in the Trump Administration may not be the only ones triggered by Best Korea's nuke tests, as nearby volcano shows signs of renewed activity
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a mashup of Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine would sound like or what it would be called? Well, wonder no more. Presenting Prophets of Rage
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(Defence News India)
 
 
 
China using weaponized debt to seize other nations' strategic assets. That's a pretty nice Navy you have there, America. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The lack of self awareness and use of buzzword hyperbole in the interview is almost impressive
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(GoldCore)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Venezuela ditches the greenback
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Giving away DNA collection kits at a Ravens game is a good thing because it will allow fans to see their genetics. It isn't a DNA databank linked to your name or anything at all
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
What ever happened to the "don't tase me, bro" guy? Here's what he's doing 10 years on
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Actually, we can't call the Equifax breach the "worst ever" because, you know, we still don't know how big it is and, actually, "ever" means forever and that hasn't happened yet so, actually, there could be a worse one later. Actually
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hop to it. It's dinner time in Venezuela
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Bruins GM Don Sweeney able to sign David Pastrnak for 6yrs/$40mil despite Peter Chiarelli overinflating the market. Because Chiarelli would never overpay players, no way
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
For only $50,000 you can have the privilege of inviting Gene Simmons to come and act like a pretentious douchebag in your living room
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Wed September 13, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Yo, General, I heard you like drones carrying missiles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A bean, a gene, and a teen
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma flattened British dad's Caribbean dream home just four days after he purchased it. But all was not lost, his supply of Guinness survived
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five Thirty Eight breaks down Hillary's analysis in "What Happened," and finds that... she's probably spot-on
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Create, download and post your own Star Wars opening crawl with this fully-armed and operational Title Sequence Generator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Virgin Islands of St. Thomas and St. John were basically destroyed by Irma. The federal response has been almost non-existent. "Everyone in our neighborhood is walking around with sharpened machetes and guns"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a second-generation American. I met someone and we started dating. Eventually, we realized we're distantly related -- third cousins -- and it's common in our culture, but Americans view us with disgust. How do we explain it?"
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Christian Bale ate a lot of dick to play Pie Cheney. Uh, strike that, reverse it
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Large genomic databases hold clues linking genetic mutations to future disease risk, as well as new X-Men story lines
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Tue September 12, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Police and prison officer pay to rise by more than 1% but less than 2%. Basically anything in this general area. Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of remains found in Swedish Viking Age grave reveal the warrior was female. Brienne of Tarth nods approvingly
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham's rejuvenated vagina lands a show. Apparently a slot opened up
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he and Ace Frehley will reunite for one-off concert to benefit victims of Harvey. Also claims KISS invented benefit concerts, one-off shows, and hurricanes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela: UN is lying, those protesters died of freedom overdose, all is well
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State attorneys general sign up against independent commission to set political boundaries because voters cannot be trusted. Gerrymandering forever
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Remembering that time Jackie Chan signed up for a movie about a window cleaner who foils a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center - all before 9/11 happened
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So where were you when 9/11 happened? LGT original 9/11 thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
LCD Soundsystem's new album is number one. They were gonna have David Bowie, Lou Reed, and Leonard Cohen as guest stars but well, things happened. They decided to stop asking people because they didn't want anymore blood on their hands
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's check in with the crowd at the Los Angeles Rams home opener - *crickets*
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie didn't know that the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding debacle actually happened
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Was promised a Trump rally, but it hasn't happened yet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Skynet will save us from ourselves. New AI hotness: Skynet will save us from our enemies
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Genetics Society of Japan goes unexpectedly PC, declares "dominant" and "recessive" invalid terms for genes because their Japanese renderings are prejudiced against possessors of so-called recessive genes, advocates "overt" and "latent"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax removes terms of service that forced users to waive their rights to court remedies. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FA... um, er, the NY Attorney General
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kasich fondles Schwarzenegger's gerrymander
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What happened to the miracle herb silphium? We ate it all
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your genes determine whether you love or hate Marmite
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Institutionalized Christianity in America is threatened by abundance of cheap sex. Cheap? Not everyone can afford $20, buster
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Your genes don't determine whether you love or hate Marmite
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Acute diverticulitis recurrence more likely with barium enema." With amazing helpful photo that works for every element of the headline
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Designed to withstand and retain high heat, firebricks offer low-cost storage for carbon-free energy and that succulent BBQ the Big Bad Wolf has been aching for for all these years
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Russian designer of the coal-rolling Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier now works for China, suggesting we may see a whole new generation of Pacific carriers bursting into flames and exploding on their own
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Let's check in on Little Jose, who was just christened yesterday... Dawwwww, they do grow up so fast. UPDATE: He just went through puberty and is now a raging class 3
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why paying off student loans early could be a mistake. In fact, paying slowly over 25 years can lead to debt forgiveness. This terrible advice brought to you by CNN Money
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
So how the hell is Christian Bale going to play Dick Cheney in a movie when he doesn't look anything like....OH MY GOD
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Subway decides that it needs to dump sponsorship of Daniel Suarez, and the official reason will be *fires up random word generator*... giving out Dunkin Donuts in a prerace show last July
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tasmanian genes helping to rebuild Victoria's bandicoots. No matter what else may happen, we get an awesome video game or cartoon character out of this
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody: Despite remaining steady or increasing in the rest of America, obesity rates in Brownbackistan have declined. See? Destroying a state's economy does have benefits
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Refrigerator encounters its arch enemy: the free-falling anvil
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new genetic marker for schizophrenia discovered that doesn't require tin foil
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irma prepares to bring its Cone of Uncertainty to Florida. Stores are clear of all but the vegan food. Hopefully everyone has their bleach, water, and generator. Check in here, stay safe; it may hit land. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America needs a Generation X president