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425 headlines found matching 'ENE'
Mon April 27, 2015
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gay hotelier publicly apologizes for hosting a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, said he was "shocked and angry" to see Cruz's position on gay rights. Apparently it's tough to get a wi-fi signal beneath that rock he's been living under for the last 3 years
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Breakthrough technique allows geneticists to "edit" mitochondrial DNA, allowing them to fix neurodegenerative disorders. Could one day cure neurogenic muscle weakness, ataxia, and the dreaded scourge of the Boston Accent
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Sun April 26, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion and Varys have a smooth journey? Will Margaery's wedding be less red than Joffrey's? Will Littlefinger be creepy? Will we have to endure Daenerys this week? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember when Exxon was determined to be the next Apple? Us neither, but it happened
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(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently the offensiveness of the middle finger crosses both international boundaries and the line between species
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(7)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Some have suggested that Sandler movies are going downhill, but his movies were never on a hill to begin with. Sandler's movies exist on a sprawling plain deep beneath the sea, ignorant of heights or valleys, only hoping to hit oil"
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(59)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Get ready, get set, for here is 33 seconds of unbelievable cuteness you'll never forget
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(8)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Today's 'Don't make me turn this plane around' moment brought to you by flight TCX 2515 from Hurghada in Egypt to Manchester and a passenger who threatened to kill anyone who got near him
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(65)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Has malaria threatened you lately? No? Count yourself lucky
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(24)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined that there's not one, but two, TWO huge magma chambers laying in wait beneath Yellowstone
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the original stars of Greys Anatomy? Did they go on to play crying doctors on other series?
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8 million calls to the IRS went unanswered this tax season because customer service money was diverted to Obamacare and new reports required of foreign banks. If you'd just listened to Republicans, this would have been unnecessary
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings a television show to star in, because it's worked out so well the three other times it's happened
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(52)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
That totally CGI'd scene of Tom Cruise hanging onto a plane in the Mission: Impossible 5 trailer is totally not CGI'd at all
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Tue April 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leaked Ultron post-credits scene reveals...
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out that Mother Nature has been slicing, dicing and genetically modifying crops on her own before it was the cool thing to do
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The scene is that of a demilitarized zone; massive concrete barricades line the roads, and visitors are greeted by a desolate checkpoint with automatic gate and numerous surveillance cameras." No, it's not Mexico; it's two cities in Florida
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch stars in a new Chinese car ad. As weird as you'd expect
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(9)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
NASA: "What a nice little Mars mission you have there. [cracks knuckles] Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming your weight gain on your childhood. New excuseness: Blaming your weight gain on the design of your kitchen
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(13)
 
(TechGraphs)
 
 
 
WrestleMania XXXI fans at Levi's Stadium consumed whopping 4.5 terabytes of WiFi data, brother. Old record of 3.3 TB set during 49ers 2014 home opener slammed into submission
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lil Bub gets into the music business, recruits Thurston Moore and other cool cats for anti-RFRA benefit compilation. Grumpy Cat says "Good"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary hires Elizabeth Warren's genealogy researcher
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those 'Ordinary Iowans' Hillary Clinton had coffee with just coincidentally happened to be democrat party strategists in training
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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Wed April 15, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
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(11)
 
(Directors Guild of America)
 
 
 
Sopranos creator finally explains last scene frame-by-frame so you can
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(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
You know that scene in 'Caddyshack' where the caddies are allowed to swim in the club's pool one day a year for fifteen minutes? This is just like that except for dogs
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Tue April 14, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Western scene
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Those HBO shows people don't pay much attention to, as they leave the TV on between "Game of Thrones" and "Last Week Tonight," just got renewed
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(69)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
In what may be the greatest meeting of pseudo-intellectuals this century, celebrity has-been Pamela Anderson to visit Sheriff Joe to extoll the benefits of his meatless jail meals
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's now official: Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a dictator. In other news, he's still dead
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota forbids making eye contact with senators, as they may feel threatened and attack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan for Hillary is to make her uncaring, robotic, obscenely rich and out of touch with most Americans. Hillary expected to win the Republican primary shortly thereafter
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: If the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, why can't Republicans nominate Dick Cheney? Democrats: Please proceed, Mr. Kristol
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Mon April 13, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nudist candidate for mayor of San Francisco holds up Wiener on way to work
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(23)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that acetaminophen is more than just a pain reliever, its a general emotion reliever
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(39)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(55)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first major character killed off on 'Game of Thrones' this season speaks out about their well done death scene (caution: don't even mouse-over the link if you don't want spoilers)
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM: Marijuana businesses gobble up Colorado Springs industrial space: "We've crossed the threshold; we have people calling looking for industrial spaces and it's very difficult to find any space available for just general business purposes"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a bunch of whales beached themselves in Japan. A week before the big tsunami, the same thing happened in the same area. Have a good week
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Sun April 12, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow learn something? Will the Daenerys storyline continue to drag on? Where will Tyrion go? Will the Sansa and Littlefinger plot remain creepy? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. The blood spills at 9pm ET on HBO
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige explains Ant-Man's significance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No word on how a hero whose greatest enemy is a magnifying glass can make an impact on The Avengers
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(61)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone wondered whatever happened to infamous '90s shock jocks Opie and Anthony, they've split for good and are engaged in catty Twitter drama with each other
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
What if dark energy isn't real?
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(79)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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(115)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen attempting to kickstart a renewal of To Catch a Predator. I don't know about you, but subby would gladly put up 50 bucks to watch pedos get tackled by shrubbery
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Break)
 
 
 
Now watch these proud graduates of the Elaine Benes school of dance
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(9)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man acquitted for thinking apartment he broke into was a spaceship. Which finally answers the question as to whatever happened to the jury that found O.J. Simpson not guilty
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune renewed for two more seasons, or just long enough to see whether Alex Trebek or Pat Sajak will be the first cranky old man to snap and beat a dumb contestant bloody
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(44)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In an age where the sport of professional baseball is all about profit and loss, the Padres have signed a wheelchair-using pitcher for 20 straight seasons so he can keep his health benefits
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Thu April 09, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you get into a traffic accident, you should never leave the scene before police get there. Especially if the other driver is clinging to the hood of your car
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(23)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've had enough to drink? The cop trying to take the can out of your hand at the scene of the crash might be a clue
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best movie car chase scenes. No, I don't think any Fast and the Furious CGI is in the list
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(65)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in The Scout where Brendan Fraser throws a perfect game on 81 pitches? Well this was the exact opposite of that
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(54)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Jack Nicklaus just proved that he is infinitely better than Tiger (Video of awesomeness)
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plane which crashed with 999 kilos of drugs in Venezuela may have been shot down. FARK: Aircraft is registered to the Mexico's Attorney General's Office
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you love grilled cheese sandwiches? If so, odds are you are more generous and have more sex than those who do not
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(143)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Here is a list of "improper benefits" that can get you perma-banned from playing Div I football: 1) food 2) shelter 3) money from your family
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having cured all terminal illnesses & solving the world's energy crisis, scientists try to find an answer to that age old question. Why are the Dutch so farking tall?
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(61)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says Obama is the "greenest President" ever, which is what Republicans have been telling us all along
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(31)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
According to an unpublished paper, scientists have modified the germ line DNA of human embryos to permanently delete unwanted genes, such as those for cancer or being a ginger
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(95)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bust of Edward Snowden removed from Fort Greene Park. In other news, someone took the time to make a bust of Edward Snowden and put it in Fort Greene Park without anybody noticing
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(35)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In a beloved annual rite of spring, Dick Cheney crawls out from under his rock
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(134)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scott Steiner allegedly threatened to kill Hulk Hogan. Isn't this how the NWO Hollywood/NWO Wolfpac split began?
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(65)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Scientist" claims to have "virtually unequivocal evidence" that he found the "tomb" of "Jesus." Oh, and His "wife" "Mary Magdalene." Oh come on, AND His "son" "Judah?"
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(206)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The first rain delay of the baseball season happened at a park that has a roof
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(25)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
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(16)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says what we're all thinking about Terminator Salvation: "It sucked"
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(119)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Forget dams: Let's store our extra energy in rocks, on trains and in underwater balloons"
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(119)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Younger kids benefit from having smart older siblings, benefit even more from having a smarter kid they can copy off sitting in front of them at school
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(23)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The always relevant Gary Hart says America should be frightened by a Clinton campaign that's going to spend a billion dollars, because the Democrats should be spending way more than that
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(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
TV telethon posts generous $32 donation from Hugh G. Rection
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(76)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baby boomers were such terrible parents they have ruined every subsequent generation
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(150)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out what happened to California's snowpack in just five years
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(73)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
MTV will give Robert Downey Jr. the cherished MTV Generation Award, given to the one celebrity "who has engaged the MTV audience throughout their career." Depp got screwed
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poutine Pizza, because nothing will bring Chicago and New York together like a common enemy
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do we know Jeb Bush is running for president? He just realized supporting Jim Crow and his "religious freedom" law would kill his chances in the general. Granted, not supporting it will kill him in the primary
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(206)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After losing $20 million in fraud scheme, NFL linebacker Dwight Freeney tackles Bank of America. Bet on Freeney and take the points
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"As this has gone unknown so long by the general public, it seems the 'Clark Kent disguise' must actually be better than anyone thought"
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is saddened. Saddened like a puppy that's waiting for his master to come home. He's saddened by the hatred of the law that hates on gay people. So sad, he is
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(215)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Last Salute to the Littlest General
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(11)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez will no longer be able to vacation in the Dominican Republic after being indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery and wire fraud
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(69)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch joins new 'Harry Potter' film for Warner Bros
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(28)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The teenage son of the Canadian Consul General learns diplomatic immunity doesn't work when you've killed someone over a drug deal
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(74)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity releases science-themed expansion to benefit women in STEM. Shut up and take my ____
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(97)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
High Art or Crime Scene? First thought that came to my mind was "Fark Admins"
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(5)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
"Zero Player Games, or ZPGs, are games designed to play themselves so you get all the benefits of a video game, with none of that pesky hard work involved - perfect for those Sunday morning hangovers"
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(64)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is definitely not a homoerotic, over the top, tan bodybuilder in speedos, Bollywood fight scene
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(21)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Gene Saks, three time Tony winner and Neil Simon director, calls it a wrap at 93
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(9)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Before the Avengers, before X-men, before even Howard the Duck, there was Sheena: The First Marvel Movie. (And, more importantly to your then-middle-school-aged Subby, there was Sheena: The 'Taking a Shower in a Waterfall' Scene)
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(94)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research provides revelations about the most energetic event in the universe-the merging of two spinning, orbiting black holes into a much larger, even blacker hole
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(33)
 
(Coed)
 
 
 
Venezuelan model wears waist-shrinking device 23 hours a day. Of corset hurts
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(53)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your professor is going to start to wonder just how much pot you smoke if you write a paper using physics to determine how fast you would fall through to the other side of Earth if a hole suddenly opened up beneath your feet
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Trek News)
 
 
 
A whole new generation of Star Trek fans are discovering and enjoying Enterprise, because let's face it, even Enterprise is better than the lens flare-ridden, story and character-less NuTrek
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(243)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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Fri March 27, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
While US News were reporting for the 10,000th time that the plane was still crashed, Russia threatened Denmark with Nuclear War
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(106)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Duke Energy Sucks
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(22)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In largest study ever, Iceland completes DNA makeup of the entire nation. Genes for skin color found ranging from pale, to ashen, to pasty
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(24)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
In yet another parallel to the dying days of WCW, Gene Simmons and WWE are teaming up to make movies
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Vikings are doing the "buy a brick" program for their new stadium complete with an online generator. You know what to do
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finally gets around to testing out Einstein's twin theory regarding general relativity
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(28)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Because you're sick of reading about Justin Bieber, here's the history of what happened to Elvis's sideburns when he was drafted
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(8)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a zombie movie. Difficulty: he wasn't the zombie
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(32)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the actress who played Samara in The Ring? Well, well, well
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(83)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop yourself into a scene from your favourite movie
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(146)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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(180)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Russian mobsters, Bad-boy geneticist, Woolly mammoth DNA, and cosmic radiation. The new Jurassic Park movie looks awesome
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(13)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone has remade the famous MATRIX lobby fight scene using LEGOS. Whoa
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(17)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointer and listener
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(23)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an antioxidant system that, like a generator kicking in when power fails, helps sustain the liver when other systems are compromised, and "only comes from eating protein." Yeah, we figured this was relevant to your interests
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(22)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Jurassic World's only returning character from Jurassic Park has clearly been messing around with his genetics
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(77)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Can't finish that last beer and don't want to throw it out? Behold the beer bottle opener that's also a beer bottle closer
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Alta Vista, GeoCities, Lycos, Netscape & other giants of Web 1.0?
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(70)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Standard General bids $145.5 million to buy out RadioShack. Bankruptcy lawyers brace to save Standard General after they throw away $145.5 million
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(22)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters save four puppies from house fire, prevent police onscene from shooting the puppies after the rescue
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(32)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Friday's 75-minute solar eclipse will cost Europe 30 gigawatts of solar-generated electrical power... unless, of course, it's cloudy anyway
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(29)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crazy Uncle Joe may actually see some real action besides sticking his foot in his mouth by having to break a tie to confirm the attorney general
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(41)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
11-year-old aspiring taxidermist uses dead mice to recreate famous movie scenes
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(117)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fox renews Sleepy Hollow for another ridiculous, campy season
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(61)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Where is the generic version of insulin?"
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(74)
 
(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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(89)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
French trying to debunk conspiracy theory that they poisoned Arafat, masterminded the 911 attacks, killed Tupac and are pulling all the strings behind the scenes of the Kentucky election BECAUSE THEY ARE
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark parents, if you've ever threatened to tie up your kid and haul them to school against their will, please note that following through on this will get you arrested
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(27)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop cool process to make better graphene. The other side of your pillow approves
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists believe fracking has reawakened dormant 300 million-year-old fault lines that crisscross Oklahoma and could trigger a string of devastating earthquakes. Everybody pan.. oh wait it's Oklahoma
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(165)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You don't change the property tax laws just to benefit one person. Except in Arizona
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(111)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
The opening and closing scenes of popular films laid side-by-side - the rest of the films are overrated anyway
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(49)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton has received more than $16 million in taxpayer-funded benefits, like his pension and health care, since leaving office, raising concerns among some that we're spending too much on former presidents. Not W, though, he's good
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(86)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota)
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(31)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Richard III remains sealed inside coffin. Because you don't want a Plantagenet zombie running around looking for a horse
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(23)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Graphene promises to fit one million times more data in your unemptied trash folder
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tells frightened three-year-old that "her world is on fire," there is no Santa Claus, and she may be adopted
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(104)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger's 6 rules of success you'll be bench pressing the hell out of TPS reports and telling the haters "Crom laughs at your four winds" all day long
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with American accent lights cigarette up on flight between Nicaragua to Miami, goes bizarre rant about Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, President Obama killing "'people on Tuesdays." Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelan President given power to govern by decree, because THAT's never gone badly in history
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(22)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans decide that they'd rather keep Eric Holder as Attorney General for a while
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(38)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Rapping trainee doctor raises awareness for skin cancer in brilliant video"
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(4)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Researchers make gargantuan leap in wireless energy transmission, sending 1.8 kW of power via microwaves over 170 feet. No migratory birds were harmed in this process
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(49)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Massive bodies like higgs bosons, W and Z bosons can be identified and discriminated from backgrounds, and the theoretical issues connected with the topology of QCD radiation in boosted coloured objects are certainly of general interest"
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is starting to understand what Benedict XVI was going through; says he might only have a few years left
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine gets the gong at 82
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(77)
 
(Cars.com)
 
 
 
General Motors so confident in the quality of their vehicles that they're reducing their powertrain warranty from 100k miles to 60k miles
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(41)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If it had happened on his watch, Ronald Reagan would have beaten climate change
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(115)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news hippies. You are right, marijuana can provide many health and medicinal benefits... when taken rectally
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(74)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"On top of all that, the police threatened to take the kids away if they didn't tell them where this fictional gun was at," their attorney said Thursday
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(145)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach scene
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British Parliament votes to ban branding on cigarette packages. Smokers now restricted to getting generic lung cancer
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(71)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA wants to build a greener, meaner and leaner passenger aircraft for the future
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(54)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
New 'reality' show "Neighbors With Benefits" doesn't seem to be getting a lot of love
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(65)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy persecutes Pentecostal pastor for pushing petulant perspectives on penetration
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(92)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 514: "Tilt-Shift Faked Miniature Scenes II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(52)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who gives frogs enemas and turtles massages
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK gardeners are warned to: Beware..............of .................. the................... slug................. invasion
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(64)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters recruit Mo'ne Davis to help them beat the Washington Generals for the 8,000,000th time (w/video)
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to take a walk on the wild side? Of a mountain? The world's scariest walkway has re-opened
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(29)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Digg)
 
 
 
A few of Michael Bolton's scenes from "Office Space"--starring the real Michael Bolton
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(23)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when Eddie Murphy ruled the world, could do no wrong, and then Beverly Hills Cop 3 happened and all that changed? If only we knew what made that movie so bad. Wait, is that George Lucas? It all comes together now
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(75)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Gun sales are increasing, but individual ownership is decreasing, which means only one thing: Your unhinged, paranoid, 24x7 camo-clad uncle is hoarding them, along with plywood, MREs, generators, and satin panties. Don't ask about the last one, tho
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(234)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A Malaysia Airlines moistened towelette is being examined to determine if it has any connection to CNN
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US places sanctions on 7 Venezuelan officials, thus officially opening the spring 2015 change-of-regime season
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prize winning Irish biatch dies from poisoning and two others sickened after Crufts dog show. And here you thought that the competition on Toddlers and Tiaras was ruthless
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(64)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Red Bull launches new flavored energy drinks with zero calories. Customers can choose from Jittery Jasmine, Shaky Strawberry, Nervous Nectarine
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(143)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Studies show that Daylight Saving Time actually costs more by using extra energy. Which finally proves the old saying that time really is money
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(117)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new concept in Solar power generation "community solar gardens" could allow people to benefit from solar power even if they don't have the space/funds to install rooftop panels themselves. As if solar power wasn't socialist ENOUGH already
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(68)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was forty years ago today that one of the best Doctor Who episodes ever first aired: Genesis of the Daleks
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(28)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
And now, here is an adult's guide to hygiene, because frankly, some of you are really dirty bastards
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(98)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A supercut of all the spaceship scenes from the Star Trek films
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says that crying is healthy and beneficial. Cubs fans rejoice
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(12)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Delaware Attorney General will not be filing charges against Kurt Busch. NASCAR considering putting him on double secret suspension for beating the rap
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(33)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Guy busted with 10 pounds of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS EAR?
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(95)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You can't run from the cops here, this is a crime scene"
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(23)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone breaks up a brawl on the set of his new 'Rocky' movie. Or as it's known in all of the previous films, the final scene
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Bob Menendez ("D-onations") will be brought up on federal corruption charges as soon as we can find a fed who isn't corrupt
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(81)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Weakened U.S. Navy loses aircraft carrier and half of its battle fleet to French sub. Thanks Obama
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(275)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Since malls and retail in general are doing so well, the owners of Mall of America are proposing an even larger mall for Miami
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(56)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
University installs "pee power" urinal capable of streaming energy to off-the-grid locations
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you ever experienced the phenomena of forgetting or blanking on how to spell simple words like "the," "wheat," or "defenestrate," you've suffered from the common condition known as "Wordnesia"
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe that redheads may be genetically superior. Redheads have always believed this
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A quarter of Britain's entrepreneurs left school at 16"
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(15)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Council advertises general hand job, you up for it?
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(22)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing two bicycles and a goat named Penelope
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(21)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
"Oooooh, baby, the wind rustling my tentacles just gives me so much energy." (Spoiler: Japan not involved)
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week's word soup: HGTV torn asunder by controversy surrounding furniture plagiarism on Ellen Degeneres's reality show
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President Vladimir Putin calls for an end to "shameful" political killings in Russia, promises himself he will stop just as soon as he has wiped out the rest of his enemies
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Terminator 2 where the T-1000 melted apart but then pieced itself back together to wreak more havoc? This is the financial equivalent
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(32)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Soapbox Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study: Legal marijuana spurs entrepreneurship, gentrification, consumption of Doritos and Mountain Dew
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(24)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hey Arizona: In your zeal to snub your nose at the federal government whenever possible, you just made it impossible for residents to get past airport security because your driver licenses are too generic
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(64)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Hughes wanted to have a Porky's scene in The Breakfast Club, but Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald shamed him out of it
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(59)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Wankband is first gadget that harnesses the energy of masturbation"
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
12,000 low wage workers to benefit from the first phase of Walmart workforce training. Lesson one: "How to use your Walmart paycheck as proof to qualify for Food Stamps"
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio banned from Venezuela over links to terrorism and violating human rights
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks to a slow news weekend News.com.au decides to ask the hard hitting question: What happened to Shia LaBeouf's hair?
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Using rhetorical tactics honed in the Fark politics tab, Venezuelan dictator Maduro figures he can b-b-b-b-but-Bush his way out of the mess his country's in
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(26)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge conducts study of Rams' proposed LA stadium, concludes that any benefits the town gets from it are outweighed by the fact that OMG HERE COMES A PLANE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Earl Lloyd, the first black player in NBA history dies at age 86. "When Earl stepped out on the court on that fateful date in 1950, he earned his place in the historic civil rights movement, and opened the door to equality in America"
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(26)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan couple hits the rare genetic lottery
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(105)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
How bad is this winter in Canada? "For the first time, an an entire calendar month has been below freezing in the Kitchener and Toronto areas, the first time this has happened since February, 1978"
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(84)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine shot dead in a matter of minutes in Missouri, with police reporting "multiple crime scenes"
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(800)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted so a whole new generation's pants can mysteriously fit funny for the first time
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(59)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Ferris Bueller when the parking attendants take the car for a joyride? A judge in Brazil seems to be familiar with it, too
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(24)
 
(Rigzone)
 
 
 
Venezuela is trying to annul a $1.6B judgement against them so they don't have to pay Exxon for all of the stuff they stole from Exxon when Chavez nationalized everything
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(130)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been almost two years since Pope Benedict resigned to go spend more time with the Empire. Time to find out what became of him
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(35)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kazakh ex-envoy found dead of apparent suicide in jail the morning he was to testify against ex-cellmates who threatened to have him killed in a way that made to look like--hey wait a minute
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(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Much to the annoyance of some of its financial backers like the Koch brothers, a faction of the Tea Party is making common cause with environmentalists to push solar energy access laws. I guess you could call them the Green Tea party
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(31)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For the New York City craft beer crowd, a definitive five borough guide to NYC's impressive craft beer scene. You're welcome
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(2)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
David Tennant to star in a third season of Broadchurch, at the end of which his character, the Detective Inspector, will die and regenerate into Matt Smith
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(32)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ambulance involved in collision with car in New Jersey. Paramedics immediately on the scene
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(18)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The only people who showed up to work at the North Carolina General Assembly during this morning's snowstorm were lobbyists
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(20)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Ed Sheeran says Benedict Cumberbatch wanted to breakdance in his video for Sing"
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(17)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scary: New video from ISIS shows how they are training the next generation of terrorists. More scary: five-year-olds
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(259)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
A toddler in Germany has died of measles. Good thing he wasn't vaccinated or something terrible might have happened to him
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(102)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police investigate secret tunnel, complete with lights, a generator, and reinforced walls, found underneath Toronto's Rexall Centre, which will host the Pan Am Games tennis match this summer. Secret tunnel trifecta now in play
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(48)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man drags a 3 year old out of the boy's day care, throws him in the back of the car, and starts beating him. Several witnesses said they had to "look away" and they could still hear "smacks and screams" from the car, but no one intervened
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(147)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out the 'new' Sherlock story was likely a piece of period fan fiction. Really, if having Holmes and Watson graduating Hogwarts together didn't tip you off, the 'thingy' scene featuring Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way really should have
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say you can literally be frightened to death. NOBODY PANIC
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We have to energize every element of national power in a cohesive synchronized manner - similar to World War 2... to fight a multi-generational struggle" against radical Islam. Step 1 - cut taxes
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(65)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What happened to you Amsterdam? You used to be cool
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(88)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to remote learning, future generations of children now will never get to experience the joy of a snow day
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(38)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bucket list completed. Great for little Long Island boy with a deadly disease. But really was Ellen DeGeneres the last thing on your list?
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(8)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Teacher seeks restraining order against student who threatened to stab her by posting a copy of the note to Instagram, though the student's parents think the 10 day suspension was punishment enough
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(37)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Matt Crafton begins his quest for a NCWTS championship three-peat, and the future of NASCAR runs the high banks of Daytona. Bring on the clowntires and Segways, It's the Nextera Energy Resources 250, 7:30pm ET, FoxSports1
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(418)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What's more dangerous, giving your child a vaccine or a wood-bleach enema. The answer may surprise you. If you are complete farking moron, that is
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(91)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, which patrons dining beneath you do you want to fall .....on?
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British politician: "What happens when renewable energy runs out?"
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(87)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German tennis player throws her racquet at linesman after accusing him of being generous to a fault
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(29)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man tells FBI agents that he was drunk and "just playing" when he called an airport last Friday and threatened to blow up "everybody" with a pipe bomb
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(27)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cyberstalker busted after 6th graders start receiving creepy-as-hell messages from anonymous sender who turns out to be ex camp counselor-in-training. This wouldn't have happened under Tripper's watch
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(80)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cats and bananas, mortal enemies since when cats hung in trees
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Sex helps us to fight off serious diseases, say scientists researching the benefits of bonking"
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(18)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Grab your horn-shaped bottle openers - the Hellboy beer is upon us
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(16)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Three national parks in Alaska had 0 visitors last year. Guess we really are saving it for the next generation
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(178)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
18% of Americans feel that Russia is our greatest enemy. The other 82% still give that distinction to Congress
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(104)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats himself up and his boss is blamed? Well, it's like that, only in a police interrogation room, and the cops actually recorded it for once
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(54)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Here's something you've never thought about -- what happened when Kenny G met Katy Perry?
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(78)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new technique for making graphene competitor molybdenum disulfide. It's like geek New Year's or something
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(18)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Humans and sea anemones had a common ancestor at least as long ago as 600 million years." No word on when enmity towards our new anemone enemies amended our biochemistry
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(38)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New generation of automotive catalytic converters will control emissions at the quantum level
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(18)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
What kind of flippin' loser of a Johnnycake can't make a simple pancake? Good Crepeness
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(46)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The greenest presidents in U.S. history would have to be Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama
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(64)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Why does ISIS keep making enemies?"
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(109)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ebola virus found to still be lethal a week after it kills whoever happened to be hosting its dinner party
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(8)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't lost control of a slippery wiener amongst the snowy mounds?
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(27)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Hipster florists are OVER backyard-sourced bouquets, are now into bespoke terrariums filled with US-sourced figurines among botanical scenes. "We create imaginariums... We do offer terrarium daycare and, in dire cases, hospitalisation"
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(26)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
67 behind the scenes secrets learned from the Game Of Thrones season 4 DVD commentaries
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(26)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of legendary voice Gary Owens, an episode of failed 1969 NBC daytime game show "Letters to Laugh-In" that crossed Laugh-In with Match Game. Owens played Gene Rayburn role as celebrities tried to sell viewers' corny Laugh-In jokes
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(12)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"How Jon Stewart turned lies into comedy and brainwashed a generation"
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(184)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best Saturday Night Live characters of all time. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? The Sweeney Sisters? That show was amazing in the late '80s early '90s
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(95)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Brooklyn-based "craft" barber has opened its second location in the future hipster mecca of Detroit. Detroit? Yes, Detroit
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(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
General Mills and Kellogg says that natural breakfast foods have become a cereal killer
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
William H. Macy wants a moratorium on scenes where things get shoved up his butt
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First genetically modified apples that don't brown will definitely improve their core value
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(47)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study shows dogs can read your emotions, though not in an annoying, obvious way like Counselor Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation
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(57)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Historical auction sells sentimental favorites like Hitler's watercolor and General Patton's morgue toe tag
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple might be working on a general electric car to compete with Telsa
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(92)
 
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
If you choose to flee the scene of a crash, make sure any incriminating evidence is not left behind. Like your wallet, driver's license, and your prosthetic arm
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(23)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Generation X was irrevocably destroyed by the sinister machinations of Teen Beat magazine
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(107)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon governor Kitzhaber was prepared to resign yesterday but changed his mind. Maybe he yelled at God in Latin while attending the funeral of his beloved secretary and then listened to Dire Straits which changed his mind
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(56)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Benefits of alcohol may be overestimated. Especially while drinking tequila
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(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC has $5 million just sitting there because that's the salary Brian Williams would have earned in six months. Overlooking how obscene that figure is, the network is conflicted as to what to do with the salary surplus
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More reviews are in, and not only does "50 Shades of Gray" not suck, it doesn't blow, lick, thrust, poke, throb or penetrate. "Nobody sweats, nobody strains, nobody orgasms"
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(53)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is probably way late for you caffeine jockeys, but you need to lay off the coffee before 9:30 in the morning. That and ease up in general. Something about your head assploding
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(111)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Hipsters everywhere rejoice as Portlandia is renewed for two more seasons
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(32)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Tonight, there's a Firestorm on The Flash as Barry attempts to balance his double life. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agent Carter, Peggy uncovers the nature of Leviathan but her enemies are closer than she thinks (ABC 9ET)
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(142)
 
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman goes full Renee Zellweger. You never go full Zellweger
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(63)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What's the root of all evil according to Gene Simmons? Lack of money. Oh and he really likes Taylor Swift
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan: The euro is finished, fertig, verfallen, verlumpt, verblunget, verkackt and generally shtupped
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(32)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Latest research from the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious finds energy drinks "significantly increase" hyperactivity in schoolchildren who guzzle the little caffeine depth charges
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Woman charged with crockpot murder following long-simmering beef, CHiPs respond to scene of salsa spill on highway, and Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/1 - 2/7
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(9)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Roger Moore offers to sub in for Daniel Craig on new James Bond movie after Craig hurt his knee shooting a fight scene: 'I'm available to step in if needed'
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(52)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The twenty best television spinoffs in history. The Next Generation over Deep Space Nine? For shame
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(115)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell is dominating Boston's Tinder scene
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at Star Trek: "Out of the back of Gene's office comes Nichelle Nichols, who's wearing one of Gene's long cardigan sweaters, and NOTHING ELSE. No shirt, no pants, nothing"
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(61)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Possessed" man steals police car and taunts officers over radio while driving around city. Sergeant says "it has happened before"
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(25)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
It may be time to trade in your pink cancer awareness ribbon for one with tobacco stains
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Slipping a sex toy into your buddy's luggage at the airport then filming the screener pulling it out while you all laugh is still a great practical joke in eastern Europe rather than grounds for a 20-year prison term like in the U.S
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(43)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Customer displeasure swells over phallic-shaped bus station map. Company finally softens its hardened stance against removal
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(46)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rand Paul to oppose Loretta Lynch's nomination to Attorney General because she won't commit to opposing the use of drones to attack liquor store robbers
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(41)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes from American films, and as Keira Knightley proves by her version of Meg Ryan's orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, it's safe to say the British are definitely coming
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(44)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The new GOP health care plan is here and, well, prepare to have your benefits taxed as income. But at least your employer will get a tax cut
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(179)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Student with ketchup phobia gags whenever she sees it - which in a perfect world would be considered a normal reaction
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(60)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buying a Pack of Condoms in Venezuela Now Costs $755
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(71)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
A woman called police saying a toilet had mysteriously appeared on her front lawn. The property owner requested fingerprints be taken at the scene, but police declined
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(40)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Fifty Shades of Grey" features 20 minutes of sex scenes in the 100 minute film. Or as men call the other 80 minutes of the movie, "filler"
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(120)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's Attorney General to a teacher who was raped after being left in an unguarded prison classroom with a convicted sex offender: "You should have known better"
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(277)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Today's "Alien found in a can of tuna" story brought to you by Nottingham, England. "I opened the top of the lid and saw a purply thing, a gut sack or intestine. Then I turned it round and pushed it with a fork and saw it looking back at me"
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(77)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Not saying that The Witcher 3 game is any good, necessarily, but apparently they recorded 16 hours of motion capture for sex scenes
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(73)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
President Obama comes up with sneaky way to kill off future generations of Republicans
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(151)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Latest generation of skimmers fit seamlessly into ATM structures and use pinhole cameras to capture your info: "We've seen people sit at an ATM for 45 to 50 minutes, downloading $40,000 to $50,000 in cash," Scarince said (warning: linked site video is autoplay)
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(99)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Does draft beer give you a worse hangover than drinking bottled? And bear in mind that hangovers are so common around this place that people generally set a place for them at the breakfast table
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(14)
 
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
"Remember the scene from Bruce Almighty were Steve Carell's character is possessed by Bruce just as he's about to start a news broadcast? Well it has been given a death metal-style mash-up that we have to say, works just a little too well"
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sending cops to the scene of a prescription pill theft before the theft isn't normal, but on prescription pills it is
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still need to overdose on cuteness? There's Puppy Bowl XI on Animal Planet, 3 PM EST. Come for the Halftime Kitten Show, stay for the goat cheerleaders
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(9)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A screaming comes across the event horizon. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Attorney General told to back off murder for-hire case or names would be named, and "it won't be pretty." Warning came from: a) Friends of the defendant, b) Organized criminals, or c) The Judges of the 9th Circuit Court
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(42)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Adele Dazeem joins the cast of a new Ellen DeGeneres sitcom
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(18)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old MacDonald not only had a farm, he had a cuteness. E-I-E-I-O
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cheney: It's not fair that men can cross dress as women for entertainment but white people aren't allowed to make fun of black people by putting on black face
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(269)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-GMO activist genetically modifies corn so that it rejects genetically modified pollen
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To try and save his ass, while maintaining the good relationship with the US, Netanyahu is cold-calling Democrats on the Hill and begging for forgiveness. It's going about as well as no one would expect
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(127)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment to appreciated Steven Spielberg and his remarkable ability to capture an entire scene in one shot as opposed to modern directors who shoots their movies like schizophrenic Ritalin addicted teenagers who need to get off my lawn
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(85)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's happened since Republicans took full control of Congress has been ... the legislative equivalent of a banana peel, flailing arms, an upended bookcase, torn drapes and a slide across a laden banquet table into a wedding cake"
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(285)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul gives 'historic' Snapchat interview so smarmy that you'll wish he had just sent you a photo of his wiener instead
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(43)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about General Dynamics going broke, they're doing just fine making submarines and luxury jets
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican Attorney General: Tengo noventa y nueve sospechosos, y una mujer es una
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(62)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days before the stethoscope was invented doctors had to press their ears up against a woman's breast to hear her heart beat. Then Rene Theophile Hyacinthe Laënnec came along and ruined everything
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(11)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch apologises for referring to British "coloured" actors. Knows he should have referred to them as British African-American actors
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(150)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNOWPOCALYPSE DISCUSSION THREAD, DAY 2: Will the East Coast find itself paralyzed by three feet of snow, or will they only receive a measly 14 inches? Are there any shovels or bleach left? Should everyone panic? We're fine in the flyover states, by the way neener neener
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(624)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Shoplifter who stole air fresheners, deodorant and cheese for Christmas presents for friends given suspended sentence, told to use it making cleaner friends
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(20)
 
(Some CIA Conspiracy Guy)
 
 
 
Remember 9/11? Nope. Never happened
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(287)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iran vows revenge against Israel for killing a top general in an Israeli airstrike in Syria on Hezbollah fighters who are fighting for Assad to help him to destroy ISIS. In response, US feels a headache coming on and goes to lie down
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(73)
 
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Millions of genetically modified mosquitoes to be released in Florida because it's only Florida. Let's have a beer and watch what the hell happens
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy companies now more hated than banks. Duke sucks
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(17)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sit back, get the Kleenex ready, and pour one out for SAG's annual tribute to people who you didn't realize were still alive, plus Robin Williams and Philip Seymour Hoffman
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(43)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Intelligent computer keyboard cleans itself, recognizes its user, blocks intruders, generates its own energy, slices, dices and makes waffle fries
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(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
British scientists want to unleash millions of genetically engineered mosquitoes in the Keys. What could possibly go wrong?
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(78)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul was speaking off the cuff when he said that half the people receiving disability benefits just had sore backs or were merely anxious about work. And by "off" we mean "out of," and by "cuff"... well, I think you know what we mean
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(218)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Woman watches the next generation for the first time in her life
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Always come to a panda fight armed with the cuteness because the other cubs will also be armed
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(16)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to upgrade city light poles to meet energy-efficient standards, thereby lowering costs, climate impact, and finally destroying America
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(213)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence you've never seen before: "Energy companies pass on savings from falling prices to consumers"
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper facing twenty-five years to life in prison on conspiracy charges because of lyrics he wrote that appear to put him in the middle of a murder scheme as prosecutors enact a little-known law where people can't benefit from gang activity
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(217)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your cat is reclusive, demanding, and a general all-around prick, it's only because he's learned it from you
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(42)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
School board fires a superintendent " widely considered one of the most effective school leaders of her generation" because she wasn't nice enough to them
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A new study on the efficacy of those "brain-enhancing" energy drinks yields some not so surprising results
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(39)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch threatened with fines if he wore non-standard footwear because the NFL is evidently serious about rules
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(138)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Scientists create method to prevent genetically modified organisms from escaping to the wild by making them dependent on a laboratory chemical. They seem to forget that life finds a way
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Wed January 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man robs people with can of energy drink, explains to police that "guns are dangerous"
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(20)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Report: Millennials stream TV comedies like this, Generation X DVRs movies and TV dramas like that, and boring baby boomers watch the news live on traditional TV like a not-so-rolling stone
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(90)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"The Fifty Shades of Grey movie won't feature the book's infamous tampon scene." I'm really glad this headline means nothing to me
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(277)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The state of Iowa has three teams in college basketball's Top 25, making this easily the most exciting thing that has ever happened in Iowa
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(11)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Funny: Boot to the head skit. Florida: Daycare worker reenacts scene with toddlers, caught on cam
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs fan charged with crime after throwing sweater on the ice during game last night; sentenced to season ticket renewal for next year
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(23)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Despite a smear campaign generated by lawbreakers and malcontents, America's opinion of the police is still incredibly high, though they still have mixed feelings about Sting's solo work
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(98)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Generally speaking, you shouldn't try to ride your motorized scooter up a steep desert mountain trail
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(20)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
The only way Luis Suarez could have worsened his public image more than this bizarre ad is by eating a person on live TV
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(22)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: "Shots fired at benefit event for local shooting victim"
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(31)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fail: Remote controlled plane with camera crashes into the sea. Success: Unexpectedly captures amazing underwater scenes
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(27)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The costs outweigh the benefits, and the revenue-enhancement feature of this predominates over safety"
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field bleachers won't be ready in time for the home opener. Neither will the Cubs
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(14)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Five old Star Wars characters that will probably show up in Episo -- wait, Grand Maester Pycelle was General Veers?
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(82)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox renews Gotham, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and, for some reason, Empire
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(92)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The directions were clear: Bring one pizza to the Sheraton Hotel in Ann Arbor at precisely 2:20 p.m. What happened next was "a life-changing delivery"
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(59)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare appears to be doing what it's supposed to do, as for the first time in 10 years, the number of people burdened by health-care-related financial problems due to lack of health insurance has gone down
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Breathe easy, my friends: BBC content will remain on Netflix after the two renew their deal
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(13)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Average life expectancy for the next generation will be close to 100, which should give them about five good years to enjoy their retirement
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(21)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Eugene Levy's new series debuts on a US cable channel nobody's heard of, reunites him with SCTV cast, title can't be announced on-air & was inspired by Kim Basinger
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US general warns that Russia is developing the capacity to get hopelessly bogged down in up to three Ukraine-sized operations at once
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Clear off your kitchen counter. New generation of refrigerators make soup, plan meals, play TV and have built-in coffee machines
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Thu January 15, 2015