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286 headlines found matching 'EMP'
Mon July 06, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Hotcakes Emporium flattened again"
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(8)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder defends the indefensible: the ending to The Man of Steel, in which we are told Wayne Enterprise employees died, and that's why it's Batman V. Superman, not Batman & Superman V. Mediocrity
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(186)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A police officer who lied about a Sonic employee spitting in his drink has been fired. Or it could have been because of the meth in the patrol car
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(78)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
"A secretive Russian agency designed to flood the Internet with pro-Kremlin and anti-U.S. comments and posts - a so-called 'troll factory' - has been brought into the public eye as a result of a lawsuit brought by a former employee" ... who just pocketed a bunch of rubles
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gunman dressed as Walmart employee steals $120,000. "How may I help you?"
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(38)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Tonight's forecast: some light scattered clouds overnight, cooler temperatures, and a moderate chance of pickup trucks
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(27)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite"
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(125)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
In a veiled warning to the West, Russia cautioned against any attempt to spark a new "color revolution" in Armenia by exploiting protests against electricity prices for political ends. So what color should Fark's new Armenian ribbon be?
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NJ's unemployment rate remains much higher than the national average. Thanks Christie
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After 10 years, and in an attempt to be more hip, Facebook changes its logo. Can you spot the difference?
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US creates less jobs than expected as unemployment rate falls to 5.3% due to a sharp decline in labor force participation. Thanks Obama
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(133)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
If only there had been some convenient remedy he could have employed to keep the shark from capsizing his small craft. Perhaps a larger manner of conveyance might have been in order
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(19)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Happy DOMINION Day, united-empire loyalists & British colonialists
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(57)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Simpsons creator Matt Groening sued by ex-employee for being "anti-Hispanic". Bumblebee Man and Senor Spielbergo have already been subpoenaed to testify
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(61)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Bezos (Amazon), Jobs (Apple) & Musk (Tesla): must visionary leaders be ass***** to their employees?
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Carter's box on The Hollywood Squares is now empty
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(31)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
While you're still contemplating upgrading your 1997 Corolla, Floyd Mayweather finally found the perfect trade-up to his previous $3.8 million Ferrari
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bloopers from behind the scenes of the December 17, 1978 television special 'Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas' as director Jim Henson attempts to literally try for a drum roll. "He likes them all, he just wants to see the drum roll through the door"
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"The time has come to end tax exemptions for all religious institutions"
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(179)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
"Latte art is about to get a lot cooler with a contraption called the Ripple Maker. The device employs 3D printing and inkjet technology to make complex designs in coffee foam that could take the form of someone's name or their face"
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Sat June 27, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember Love and Hip Hop Atlanta reality TV 'star' Mickey "Memphitz" Wright? No? Me either, but the police have after he robbed a car wash worker
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(2)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS employees can use 'password' as a password? No wonder we get hacked
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(37)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
A 35-year-old Colorado woman attempted to burglarize the home of a retired police officer -- while her three kids waited in the car
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(16)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Third attempt at SpaceX landing on a barge this Sunday, should set the bar high for everyone's 4th of July
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(28)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You're shopping for shoes in Macy's and you disagree with the listed price. Do you: A) Shop elsewhere, B) Ask if they will price-match or offer a discount or C) Throw a tantrum where you bite the employee as well as a police officer
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clint Dempsey gets a two year ban from US Open Cup matches for his temper tantrum last week
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(29)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
City Councilman Richard Cox (no, seriously) employs the "I was just dropping off a note given to me by a stranger" excuse after being caught coming out of a Motel 6 during a prostitution sting
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Wed June 24, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times thinks the Uber ruling is bad for "Californians looking for part-time, temporary or entrepreneurial work." Wait, isn't the newspaper delivered by independent contractors?
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Chuck Palahniuk attempts to turn 'Fight Club' into a childrens' book, fails at it. He must have talked about Kids' Fight Club
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(21)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, just how common is it for prison employees to get seduced by inmates? More common than you think
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(77)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Florida man goes postal on postal employee
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Empire strikes back: Pooty poot Putin, wants to parlez-vous with some rootin' tootin' cowboys about Texas secession
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(181)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Interfaith group attempts to thwart God's plan for California
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(51)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Granny attempts to shoplift. With 5 year old grandson. Who she left behind. He has yet to be claimed by anybody
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exemplifying the very definition of the tag, Kim Kardashian to lecture on 'the objectification of women in media'
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(32)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greece in an attempt to stave off disaster, signs explosive gas deal with Russia. Which I assume means trading borscht and cabbage rolls for spanakopita with extra cucumber sauce
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Rubio has an Obama problem." He's black? No, wait...*snaps fingers* He was really born in Cuba? No...that's not it. He's got a hot tub time machine? No....hmm, he's a secret Muslim commie-fascist empty-suited dictator?
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(117)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What part of "ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE" did you not understand?
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Thu June 18, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The White House waited 4 weeks to notify the public that the personal information of millions of federal employees had been hacked, which can only mean ... HACKGHAZI
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(70)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Kurzweil AI)
 
 
 
Now that it's legal, scientists are finding nanosheets made of hemp could be better than graphene in making the ideal supercapacicicit... HEY... TACOS
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(22)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How a single ugly sweater could end up bringing down the J. Crew clothing empire
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After the attempt on President Reagan's life, the Secret service had another armed man ready to defend the President
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(79)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
PetSmart confirms more employees at their Phoenix headquarters will be put down
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(17)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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Mon June 15, 2015
(MIT)
 
 
 
Physicists have successfully cooled molecules in a gas of sodium potassium to a temperature of 500 nanokelvins - just a hair above absolute zero, and over a million times colder than interstellar space
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study reveals which states have the happiest employees. Moral of the story: Move to the West Coast
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberal attack dog Chris Wallace of Fox News repeatedly attempts to get Paul Ryan (R-WI) to explain what the GOP's alternative to Obamacare is, should ACA subsidies be stripped by the Supreme Court. Doublespeakilarity ensues
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(178)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Woman's attempt to row across the Pacific Ocean ends about the way everyone expected
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(41)
 
(Here Is The City)
 
 
 
Survey of business managers says the biggest time wasters for workers is using the cell phone and texting. As opposed to spying on employees and answering worthless surveys
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(20)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Break out those resumes everybody. GM wants to hire 12,000 information technology employees by the end of 2017
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(49)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Felix Hernandez attempts to set a record for highest non-infinite ERA ever
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mr. T started wearing costume jewelry after Hurricane Katrina because he felt wearing real gold would have been insensitive. Word has it he also stopped pitying fools, now has a compassionate empathy for them instead
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(28)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines employees have seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this lady was a fake. A farking goldbricker
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(106)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That data breach that allowed hackers to obtain personnel records of millions of government employees...you know, the one the Feds say they caught because of their new enhanced security? It was really found by vendor doing a product demo
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Thu June 11, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Follow up to the OPM breech last week. Turns out the hackers stole the Social Security numbers of EVERY Federal employee
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(141)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not news: Man breaks his leg. Sick news: While attempting sex with a horse. Fark: For the THIRD time
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(135)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The natural gas industry's attempt to justify fracking with "memes" is terrible at best
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Under Bill Belichick, the "voluntary" in "voluntary OTA" means you can voluntarily choose to take your talents to the nearest unemployment office if you're a single minute late
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Wed June 10, 2015
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
The Duggars had a showdown with DHS reps who were attempting to check on a minor that they were concerned about, and the police were called. This is not a repeat
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(248)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
HRM Caesar Saint Augustine de Buonaparte Emperor of the United States of Turtle Island of the Absolute Dictator Party is running for president, still not as strange as Rick Santorum
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(30)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK emptied the bases with this headline: "Alex Rodriguez* passes Barry Bonds* for 2nd place on the MLB all-time RBI list"
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(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Wrecked drone parts to replace empty beer cans and broken glass in a forest near you
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(36)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Employee lunches being stolen. News: Thief is caught on hidden camera. Fark: Thief is the CEO of the company
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(187)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward on Rumsfeld's attempt to blame Iraq on Bush: "If you look at Rumsfeld's memoir, and what the record is, and things he said on the record and hours of interviews with me, often months after the events, it's just a total contradiction"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Empire Records is suing Fox for its TV series about "Empire Records"-but only because Fox sued them first
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Guide dog leaps in front of bus either heroically saving owner or botching murder attempt. We may never know which (switched to better link)
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(6)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's how crows know if they are part of a murder or just an attempted one
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The penne drops: Kate Moss lost her temper on easyJet flight 'because the crew were eating pasta'
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(31)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone talk about the good things FIFA does, like employing a comically overweight Gerard Depardieu, for example?
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans in North Carolina to allow the government employees to deny marriage licenses to mixed race couples
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(177)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In an attempt to quietly circumvent the second amendment, the Obama administration shiats on the first
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(84)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's attempt to create an artificial reef goes as well as you would expect it to go
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time, drought, water shortages become top Californian concerns. Current crisis now surpasses the usual annoyances of unemployment, taxes, cost of housing
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(80)
 
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Sam Brownback and the Kansas GOP figured out the perfect scheme to avert furloughs - declare all state employees essential, but not pay them for their work
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(522)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans: "Paying state employees costs way too much money. We can save even more money for the Koch brothers by laying them all off"
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(187)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For years, climate change deniers have built their arguments on the fact that temperatures have stopped increasing over the last 15 years. Yeah, about that
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(159)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
J.P. Morgan eliminates voice mail for its employees. Or as it's now referred to by the government, "evidence"
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(92)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Man attempts to set world record for the worst proposal ever
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(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've seen this story before -- an employee is hooked on drugs and steals from his boss," said Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. "The twist here is the boss is a world famous artist"
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(58)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Air India to provide yoga sessions for cabin crews and pilots. Finally, one airline that will have employees bending over backwards for passengers
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(7)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney to IT workers: You're being laid off, but could you please stay on for a couple months to train your H-1B temporary visa replacements?
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(275)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In an attempt to up the "redneck factor" of the lottery, Indiana debuts Bacon Scent Lottery Tickets
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(69)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Walmart asks suppliers of animal products to treat their animals better than Walmart treats its employees
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(13)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's contempt for his handful of fans and idiotic audiences has made him box office poison, though most people with taste already knew that
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(154)
 
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
John Kerry didn't suffer a "broken leg" in a "bicycle accident," but is in fact gravely ill after a plotted attempt on his life during a secret meeting with a top ISIS commander
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(77)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Up next in Hollywood's attempt to destroy every awesome '80s and early '90s movie with a remake is "Big Trouble in Little China," with The Rock to play the role of Jack Burton
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(296)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes the third state to ban philosophical exemptions to vaccinations, joining West Virginia and Mississippi in the 21st century
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(59)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
MIchelle Malkin employs Best Korea's worst 'Shoppers
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(115)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Zoo employee in critical condition after being bitten by a dragon
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS budget reveals that their cybersecurity team of 363 employees is running Windows XP. Sleep tight, your personal info is safe
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(35)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
French Linux company Mandriva was killed by employee lawsuits
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(58)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
With summer on the way, Japan invents "Panties for Bottles" line of panty-styled coasters, emphasizing cuteness and absorbency of condensation as you fit your plastic drink bottle's smooth rounded bottom into the panties
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(8)
 
(moneytips.com)
 
 
 
More than two-thirds of US employees suffer from work overload. Present company excluded
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(80)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter pulls the "hate campaign" card, suggests arrests of FIFA officials may have been attempt to hijack organization
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(67)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Suns are so hopeless that even head coach Jeff Hornacek is contemplating leaving the team to coach his college alma mater
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(9)
 
(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet co-sponsors legislation that would reschedule marijuana, finally recognize it has accepted medical use: "In states where pot is legal, federal employees would be able use it, pursuant to their agency or employer's rules"
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(47)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
The U.S. is producing so much oil right now, our refineries are almost at capacity and we're looking for new customers to sell our surplus to. No, this is not an alternate Earth or a temporal side-effect of the Large Hadron Collider
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(120)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Vertical farming: because those empty buildings in Detroit are just sitting there
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(35)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Republican NC governor promises to sign bill allowing state employees to opt out of officiating weddings on religious grounds... And when I say 'sign', I mean 'veto'
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(63)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Hypocrisy watch: Unions now want an exemption from the $15 minimum wage hike they're pushing in L.A
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(205)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants
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(103)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Indiana's marijuana-smoking church granted tax-exempt status, plans to test limits of controversial Religious Freedom law at first "worship" service: "I don't think they're going to come into the church and arrest us"
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(46)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A frightening look behind the curtain at the vast left-wing conspiracy that's working to empower Hillary Clinton
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(158)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see how millennial college graduates who are facing the longest sustained period of unemployment in history are doing when it comes to getting a job, shall we? OUCH
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(178)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. kicks preemptive goal against FIFA
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(460)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
It only took 12 years, but we're contemplating going to war in Iraq yet again
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(155)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Driver attempts to take exit 9 3/4
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(28)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Boeing unveils amazing, terrifying, new EMP weapon
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(63)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"In its latest attempt to brand itself as a media entity, Snapchat is now hiring journalists to cover the 2016 presidential race. To Snap the race, more accurately"
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(17)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
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(18)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Woman attempts selfie, gets a great shot
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A veteran's thoughts on why we shouldn't say Happy Memorial Day: "It's the one day on the American calendar meant to exemplify what it costs to be American and to be free... and we've turned it into a day off work, a tent sale and a keg of beer"
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(156)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked man attempts to steal baby at graduation ceremony. Man, these senior pranks are getting way out of hand
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(28)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Pirates are sexualizing pastries in an attempt to get you to pay attention to the Pittsburgh Pirates
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(18)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This reporter's attempt to buy a velvet painting of a black trucker Jesus on Craigslist for $1 from some dude with a racist girlfriend did not, surprisingly, go as planned
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(40)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund closing because "the unmitigated compliance processes become cumbersome and interfere with the purity of speculative contemplation,". In other words, it not FUN anymore when you have to follow RULES
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets fan's attempt at a hit is stopped by tenacious defense
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(20)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol trainee learns firsthand how to conduct an illegal stop, with attempted assault by law enforcement, tazing people for defending their rights, and illegal searches all in one day (w/video)
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(201)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Both a mother and the blogosphere are outraged after a school had the nerve to put the woman's son in an empty classroom after he became a threat in class
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(108)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The operators of the Whistler Blackcomb ski resort in Vancouver, B.C. have a lot of nerve to ask all employees to refrain from using both tobacco and cannabis
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes, a device that connects to your coffee jar and sends a text when the jar is almost empty may sound silly to you, but you probably don't use fair trade, shade-grown, bird-friendly coffee home delivered every week by a woman on a cargo bike
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(36)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And in the end there was just one state left in Union that mandated only gas station employees could fill customers' gas tanks
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(166)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(26)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Golden State and Atlanta simply need to win tonight on the road to advance to the semi-finals, however Memphis and Washington are not going to go out without a fight. Tonight on ESPN it's ATL/WAS at 7eastern and GSW/MEM at 9:30eastern
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(62)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Employees at Google already informally compete to see how long someone can live at the office, using company showers, food, and sleeping pods (the record is supposedly around two years)"
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(130)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight's NBA action brings us two game 5 matchups. Will Memphis be able to claw the Warriors and take a 3-2 lead and can the Hawks rip the hearts out of the Wizard? It's all on TNT tonight with WAS/ATL 8pm eastern and MEM/GSW at 10:30pm eastern
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(140)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Break into a house, strip nearly naked, and attempt to sexually assault the owner - that's a... What? The grand jury refused to indict?
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(188)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA is headed for another labor war soon, most likely over what constitutes "Basketball-Related Income". Difficulty: neither Emperor Stern nor Billy "Why would the owners lie to me?" Hunter are involved this time
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(10)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Now you can finally see the lost Empire Strikes Back-preceding short film for free
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(27)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Things were going swell for Gaylord and his friend Hap up until Hap started leaving empty vodka bottles and empty cocaine baggies laying around. Things went downhill when Hap wrecked the car. Then it got fake. Real fake
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police charge man with attempted murder after his wife's chute fails to open during a routine skydive and she plummets almost 4,000 feet to the ground. They can only charge him with "attempted murder" because, somehow, she survived the fall
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(96)
 
(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
Idiot attempting to set world DUI record can already scratch 'Jaguars' and 'mobility scooter' from his list
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(18)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It might have been a slick move for a Burger King employee to dump oil down a storm drain but he may end up on a slippery slope
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(19)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man freed on bond while facing trial for attempted murder runs afoul of someone more successful with murder
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best boss ever takes all 6,400 of his employees on Paris holiday
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(48)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on BBCA we'll find out if Mark has any last words. Can Cosima cure her 'brothers' or Sarah save her 'sestra.' While Alison is building her suburban drug empire will Rachel regain control of Dyad? Join in at 9PM EDT for Ep 4 of 'Orphan Black'
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(37)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Wizards beat the Hawks and take control of the series no one cares about (5 PM ET on ESPN)? Can Steph Curry and the Dubs unleash an MVP performance in Memphis (8 PM ET on ABC)? Find out in your Game 3 NBA playoff thread
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(71)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Master criminal attempts to steal $15,000 of merchandise from bicycle store. He would have gotten away with it too, if not for the jiu-jitsu class going on next door
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oil companies taking broad steps to fill employment gaps in their industry
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(35)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US gained 223,000 jobs in April and the unemployment rate fell to 5.4%, the lowest rate since May of 2008, which, you may recall was right before the financial equivalent of an "extinction level asteroid" hit the US economy
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(234)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worker productivity drops 1.9% in the 1Q.. Apparently employees are so burned out they can now only do the output of two people instead of three
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral
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(48)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When life gives you cancer now you can get wonderfully honest 'empathy cards'
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(45)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Could be the beginning of the end of the 2nd round with 2 elimination games tonight & as a sign Schedule Guy's lookin' for redemption, not at the same time.. Will we say au revoir to the Habs @7:00ET or bye to the Wild @9:30ET? Definitely, maybe
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(1231)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zynga to cut 18% of its employees, will be replaced with 300 part time migrant Farmville workers
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(20)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
46 illegal alien "Dreamers" caught attempting to obtain training in military weapons and tactics
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(99)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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(24)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Papa John's pizza so badly that you would barge into one and demand free pizza? This guy did, and went on a violent rampage on its employees when he didn't get any
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo is about to be sued by the City of Los Angeles for failure to inform customers of shady business practices. Fark: Perpetrated by Wells Fargo employees
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(39)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Super secret mal++=#&$_/+?;:_#@5&6) carbon crack attempt. Failed_
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(22)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scott Walker attempts May The 4th Be With You tweet, gets burned harder than Skywalker's aunt
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(97)
 
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1043)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ideal temperature for criminals found to be 64 degrees Fahrenheit. Any hotter and they get worn out running
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House votes to overturn DC law so employers can fire women for using birth control. (That's the joke.)
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(104)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
With the seafloor level dropping more than two meters, temperatures rising and a sudden spike of 8,000 earthquakes scientists think a volcano may be erupting off the Oregon coast
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(62)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(80)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
State greatly affected by climate change seeks EPA exemption from climate change rule
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(48)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
French soldiers on UN peace-keeping mission rape starving African children, UN attempts cover up. [I Dont Want To Live On This Planet Anymore.jpg]
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(145)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
The Memphis Grizzlies are back home to close out the Portland Trailblazers in game five. Otherwise, they'll be back home in game seven trying to close out the Portland Trailblazers. This is your NBA Playoffs thread, games begin at 7PM ET on TNT
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Orioles play the Chicago White Sox in an Atlanta Empty Arena match. Watch out for the forklift, White Sox (2:05 eastern, MLB.TV)
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(327)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "I may be on trial for contempt of court, but at least I know all my political friends still have my back. Right, friends?" *cricket, cricket*
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(89)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Best Buy announces it will accept Apple Pay. Even though the majority of Apple users are too good to shop at Best Buy
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Riots? Proof that Obama is an empty-suit aloof-to-the-problems -of-America dictator-in-chief, hogger-of-hyphens
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(213)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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(40)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
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(24)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(320)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The alteration of surface temperature data record has become so blatant that a scientific investigation of the process is being started. Nothing to see here, citizen
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(86)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is never attempt to rob the same bank twice. Especially when the detective assigned to the case is there doing followup work
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ford employee enjoys working with well-crafted vehicles
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(7)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(76)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cutting 700 employees at Ford is now Job #1
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(36)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man attempting to raise $1.2 Billion on Kickstarter-so he can buy Kickstarter. 10. Goto 10. Run
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(20)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland says his latest attempt at making music with a "supergroup" is a total scam because he didn't even know why he was recording. Heroin's a hell of a drug
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets ground crew attempts to tighten second base, hopes to prevent it from being stolen
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh describes a private business owner setting wages for his employees at above normal market rates without government intervention as "pure, unadulterated socialism"
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(129)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Walker celebrates Earth Day by firing 57 of Wisconsin environmental employees, suck it Libs
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(33)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston opens up about his crab legs incident, says he didn't steal the food -- it was part of a routine with a Publix employee
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(39)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
When closing down a military base, which of these things you should remember not to do; A) Leave the lights on, B) Leave the water running, or C) Leave classified documents unsecured in empty rooms
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(47)
 
(WrestleCrap)
 
 
 
Did you know there was once a Memphis pro wrestling group modeled after the Nation of Islam that featured a wrestling mime?
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(14)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Just Got Paid" singer Johnny Kemp is all washed up. This is not a repeat from 1989
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(23)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your "Friday News Dump Day" story: House quietly passes a bill that gives tax exemptions to mega donors to secret superPACs. Ah, nothing like legalized bribery to start off your weekend
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(124)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you truly ready for Hillary in 2016? Take your Hillary Temperature with this handy quiz. Ready? OK, bend over
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(106)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A professional game hunter has been trampled to death by an elephant he was attempting to kill for its ivory. Tag is for the elephant
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(269)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
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(101)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. prescription drug spending jumps 13% to a record $374 billion - mostly due to people who got severe headaches and dizziness after attempting to navigate through the Obamacare website
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(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How Donald Trump built a family empire from the $200 million he inherited from his father
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(18)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Pepsi replaces Coca-Cola as main food and drink sponsor for the NBA. Company will promote Mountain Dew, Doritos and Ruffles. Otherwise known to Memphis Grizzlies fans as breakfast
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(27)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/15 New Comics Previews- Bridget Yells At An Empty Chair And Pretends She's Fighting Predator
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(18)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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(23)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adorably, the Guardian thinks there's an "empire of progressives" who will force Hillary to move left
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(48)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires - SpaceX attempts ISS resupply and first-stage landing again today. Launch at 4:10 EDT, coverage starts at 3:00. Just Read the Instructions
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(343)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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(14)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
A legal battle is brewing over master tapes of the only good album to come out of the grunge era: Temple of the Dog's self-titled album
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(63)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to IRS Form 1023-EZ small charities can get tax-exempt status without even having a purpose
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with Kate Mulgrew, whose career in Hollywood has seen her play Mrs. Columbo, a woman who got lost while driving for seven years, and a kitchen employee on a prison that isn't afraid to shank a biatch
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(77)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen attempting to kickstart a renewal of To Catch a Predator. I don't know about you, but subby would gladly put up 50 bucks to watch pedos get tackled by shrubbery
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(84)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News employees mock angry woman calling in to point out error in "thier" paper (w/audio)
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(62)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient marijuana cloud animating the distended corpse of Keith Richards supports Mick Jagger's attempts at making a new Rolling Stones album
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(61)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"Sir, any valuables to report missing from the attempted car theft?" Victim: "Well, they stole a bag of dog shiat out 'the back of ma truck"
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(30)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is Japan's newest employee, as the giant lizard has been appointed Tokyo resident and tourism ambassador
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(15)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World record car jump attempt goes .... well, badly
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve says the weak March jobs was probably temporary. Of course, in this economy most of the jobs that are created are all pretty much temporary
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(14)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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(106)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Early morning, April 4. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky; free at last, they took your life. They could not take your pride"
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(80)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas representative pushes statewide abstinence-only sex ed. Journalist helpfully provides data on teen pregnancy rates for his district, where it has already been employed
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(148)
 
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
Pig stand-off at Burger King gets extra weird when employee tried to feed the pig bacon
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
We understand that jail can be boring, but you should probably find ways to pass time that don't include attempting to extort politicians
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(18)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In response to Indiana's RFRA leglislation, Salesforce.com is offering its Indiana employees relocation packages if they wish to transfer to another state
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The creators of Fry Hard - a pop-up restaurant celebrating Easter by serving only deep-fried food - are attempting to prove that everything tastes better in batter"
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: McDonald's is going to give pay raises and paid vacation time to its employees. Bad: Only 10% of their employees will be eligible
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(178)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Men's Wearhouse to Jos. A.Bank employees: Welcome to our company through the recent acquisition. You can pick up your last check on Friday
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(21)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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(194)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Coffee shop employee "accidentally" clicked on a spam email while at work, resulting in the company's Facebook page becoming a porn stream
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(62)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem" (pics of problem)
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another baseball writer attempts to explain to the world why SLG and OBP are important while batting average is basically worthless. Fark: in an article from 1916
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(25)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(41)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(147)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not news: All-time high temperature. News: All-time high temperature for an entire continent. Fark: Antarctica
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(25)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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(119)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
BMX rider crashes and burns attempting double front-flip, gets back up and wins the day
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(8)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
"Seducing His Senator," a new western romance novel, attempts to bring a sexy side to Arizona politics
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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(124)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist recalls Terry Pratchett: "Soon after his diagnosis it was rumoured, mostly in the Daily Mail, that he had found God. He thought this unlikely, since he could not even find his keys, for the existence of which he had empirical evidence"
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(57)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to steal back the crazy from Indiana, an Arizona legislator proposes there be a national law compelling church attendance
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(117)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Young man learns that while the FBI may not be able to thwart his attempts to join a terrorist group, his mother might
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(60)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle police attempt to explain why it took 9 hours to remove an overturned truck full of salmon, causing massive gridlock. Sounds fishy
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(49)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Family of an eleven year-old boy files lawsuit after he dies eating a cookie which a Publix employee assured them was nut free. In other news, someone finally died of a nut allergy
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(139)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
In an attempt to create a geek singularity, members of the cast of The Flash sing the theme song from Firefly
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(47)
 
(Dorkly)
 
 
 
For the Glory of Vader and the Empire
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will get six more episodes with which to hide their thinly disguised contempt for each other
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(120)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hitler watercolor to go on sale...if you want an amateurish, almost childish attempt to express lost love through a still life of flowers. Then again, if this guy had talent, we'd all be talking about him
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(174)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz actually isn't the first official presidential candidate of 2016, he's the 195th and will have fierce competition from candidates including "Santa Claus," "President Emperor Caesar," and "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks"
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to help the GOP define itself, Bobby Jindal has destroyed his state's education and healthcare system and busted its budget
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(114)
 
(The Nerds of Color)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner wants to remake "Enter the Dragon," possibly with white actors in the lead roles. You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple
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(101)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
James Corden takes over the desk of the Late Late Show, attempting to fill a mighty big pair of shoes. And those are just the ones worn by Geoff the Robot. Let's tune in and see how he does. 12:35am, CBS
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(65)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
James May is live-tweeting his insanely boring life now that he's unemployed
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(74)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain says Obama needs to get over his "temper tantrum." Then, he went on a Sunday morning news show to show him how it's done
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(134)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(MyWay News)
 
 
 
Machete wielding Voodoo Zombie attempts to kill random strangers in New Orleans. THAT there son, is a made-for-TV movie, that is
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(43)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cassill has fallen, the Poole is empty, and Dick has been lost to diabetes as The NASCAR Xfinity Series' western swing ends today at Auto Club Speedway in California, 3:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(46)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Denny's is catering to hipsters with their new attempt at a foodie concept. And they're calling it "THE DEN," fails to realize that when you scrape away the arugula it's still Denny's
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(26)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You work one day as a temp. No big deal. You sue the state for an annual pension of more than $30,000. Big Deal. Asinine Tag: You're already pulling down $60,000+ from two *other* state pension systems
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How your email address could be hurting your career: employers less likely to hire people who use underscores or 'cute' words in their address, and anything with ultrafark.com is immediately shredded
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(205)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man tells police showing pictures of his penis to store employees 'Cheers me up"
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills bakery's "creative use" of guest worker program allowed owners to keep employees as virtual slaves
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Workplace suicides are on the rise. Finally, some comforting news for the unemployed
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(6)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Valve boss Gabe Newell says the only way we'll ever get Half-Life 3 is if a bunch of his employees decide to make it on their own
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK placenta smoothie-maker investigated and temporarily shuts down. So does this mean British food is getting better?
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(18)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Suspect in Mesa mass shooting has neck tattoo. No word if motive involved unemployability
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(245)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, the state with the lowest unemployment rate is ___________
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(37)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Graphene promises to fit one million times more data in your unemptied trash folder
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(33)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Roman emperor
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(48)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon woman lights herself on fire while driving down freeway, crashes car on overpass, exits car on fire, jumps off overpass landing on pavement 40 feet below. Survives. "Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt"
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(104)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Hempshire: Live free or... umm... whatever man
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(43)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft fanboys are going crazy over a sticker showing a ninja cat riding a unicorn that was designed by Microsoft for its employees and developers
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(74)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A church that was used to host naked paint-parties has lost their tax-exempt status
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio attempts to show off his mastery of the Middle East when questioning John Kerry about the Iran negotiations and ISIS. He didn't fare as well as he'd hoped
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(127)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"France has been told to 'grow up' after the country's officials attempted to block a new €2 coin commemorating the Battle of Waterloo
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Despite Twitter's best attempts, Richard Dawkins is not actually dead
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(103)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neat: Pavel Datsyuk banks his empty net goal off both posts. Difficulty: From about 190 feet away. Lack of Difficulty: Against the Edmonton Oilers
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(21)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott (R-eprobate) proposes statewide job cuts focusing on the Department of Health and the Department of Environmental Protection. Proudly states that FL employs the fewest public servants per capita in the nation
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates world's smallest sculpture - only to have it crushed by lab technicians attempting to photograph it
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(43)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Tired of just fighting with each other, Chuck E Cheese customers decide to attack employees instead
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000
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(13)
 

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