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295 headlines found matching 'EMP'
Tue February 28, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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(YouTube)
 
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If you want to try and solve the hardest logic puzzle ever, join the other 2.1 million people who are currently attempting it (answer at the end of the video)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sessions: Smoking pot makes you extremely violent. Except for Colorado, that place is off limits. Attempt no landing there
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Mon February 27, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Former Marine fires 6 shots in a shopping mall parking lot in an attempt to stop: (A) a kidnapping (B) a murder (C) shoplifters
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's constituents host town hall without him, talk to empty chair representing the master of Stockholm Syndrome
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California may go single-payer if it can find $40 billion per year in extra revenue on top of new employer and employee taxes
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New wave dude Martin Kemp talks about when he used to have fun back in the day before he got old, like the time he did drugs with Steve Strange
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Get Out slays the competition with $29 million, blocking The Lego Batman Movie's third attempt at #1. John Wick Chapter 2 treads at #3 with $8.5 million, Fifty Shades Darker submitting to #5 with $7 million, A Cure For Wellness heading to video
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Republican chair of the House Intelligence Commitee describes attempts to investigate the Trump/Russia connection as "a witch hunt against the American people". Bad thoughts toward our leader are doubleplusungood
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Sat February 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck driver turned entrepreneur lives the dream by turning an idea into a multi-million dollar vodka empire
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(10 News)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays apologizes after a employee asked job applicant if he would sleep with his parents
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Law professors file misconduct complaint against Kellyanne Conway in attempt to get her disbarred. Bonus: She's already suspended for non-payment of dues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah says, I didn't have kids because I wouldn't have been a good mom. I mean, I had an empire to run. I tried to get Gail King to do it but Steadman just couldn't make it happen. People can be so selfish
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senators pitch last minute attempt to exempt pizza places from posting nutritional value, because right now it's off the chart
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(Church Militant dot com)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for all out spiritual war today, friends. As witches across the world attempt to curse Trump God warriors pray to protect him. Stay informed about all phenomena, stigmata or drive by newtings here
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
The trial of the next batch of Branch Dildonians continues, featuring a video of these peaceful protestors discussing whether or not to execute federal employees and their families
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says robots will cause unemployment to increase. And who better needs to be replaced by automation more than an owner of a basketball team with a 7 foot tall 38-year-old forward that is 12 games under .500?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But the pervasive view in the capital is that President Trump at this point is like a guy behind the wheel who hasn't slept in a week, surrounded by a small mountain of empty Red Bull cans as he weaves his way across four lanes at night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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Wed February 22, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Since a recession could not possibly happen again, Missouri legislature votes to cut available unemployment benefits down to 13 weeks
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google attempts 'universal' file-sharing protocol - but you'll need your email address
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at Henry Ford's failed attempt to create a North-American city in the Amazon
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
134,000 fewer suicide attempts among teens thanks to same sex marriage laws
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A former police officer has been accused of killing homeless people and attempting to resurrect them as zombies in a Russian forest"
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(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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Sun February 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
What a sad, empty man
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The tragic empty, and rich, lives of the former child stars from Harry Potter
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a good negotiator that thanks to his attempts to renegotiate with China, Germany expects to gain huge business opportunities there, finally allowing them to break bigly into that market
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP finally comes up with a idea to pay for their Obamacare repeal: Tax everyone's employer-based health insurance as regular income
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Mr. President: Just who the hell do you think you are?" Clearly he thinks he's the God-Emperor of Mankind, when he really is more like Horus' derpy baby brother. HAIR FOR THE HAIR GOD, DERP FOR THE DERP THRONE
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Doctors say man's attempt at smuggling gold bars almost rectum
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Is it really a "subissue" that American intelligence are spying on and attempting to undermine a lawfully elected president and his administration? That's not an elephant in the room. It's a mammoth
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Joe says it can no longer handle the sudden 30 degree drop in temperature, distant howling of tormented souls, and the overwhelming feeling that life itself is a hopeless pit of despair from which there is no escape. Conway permabanned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goat Cafe owners decide that customers are a pain in the arse and attempt to do everything in their power to not have any more
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Joe Biden wasn't unemployed for long- he is the new chair of the National Constitution Center
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz contemplates standing upright with his new found spine
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty winter jacket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content with Brexit, UK contemplates leaving the planet
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that driver in Nashville who hit a bunch of protesters with a car? Tennessee is now trying to pass a law to exempt future protest crushers from civil liability
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Mon February 13, 2017
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, the temperature almost hit 100 degrees in Oklahoma yesterday
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Les bons temps will indeed rouler as this year's Mardi Gras will feature a float taunting the Falcons for their epic choke
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fact that they can't spell, don't know history, have tempers, constantly lie, aren't very smart, and suck at tweeting will not deter the Trump Administration; 'We will find our strength in ignorance and our stupidity will propel us to greatness'
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
U.S. born Citizen? Check. Employee of NASA's JPL? Check. Member of GOES? Check. Foreign-sounding name? You're not coming the U.S. until you give us your phone password so we can copy its contents
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz (R):"The protesters at my town hall meeting were paid to show up in an attempt to bully and intimidate me"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The solar industry now employs twice as many people as coal
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian town builds a statue of Donald Trump. To keep it classical, the Venus de Milo will serve as a template for his hands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fired Morgan Stanley employee sues company after exposing his boss mocked the disabled in an internal video
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump administration is an empty shell as opposed to an empty suit
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Law News)
 
 
 
5 CFR § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain. "An employee shall not use his public office...for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Government agents attempt to conduct an underage drinking sting. Restaurateur doesn't take the bait and tweets pictures of the kids fake IDs. Oh you bet your sweet bippy that's a prosecutin'. Feel safe yet?
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Always forgetting your employee badge? No worries, now you can get an RFID tag implanted under your skin
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Secretary of Labor admits to employing illegal immigrants
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the fourth time in a year, the Arctic will be hit by a hurricane-force winter storm that will raise temperatures as much as 50 to 60 degrees fahrenheit above normal. Nothing wrong with that, though, if it makes drilling for oil easier in the summer
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Sat February 04, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut employee and company president trade places: She gets Super Bowl tickets, he does her job for the day
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Killing H1B visas won't stop offshoring. Firms will employ Americans to help offshore jobs, and eventually replace the Americans with bots
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Fri February 03, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck put one of his employees--the black hole of alternative intelligence that is Tomi Lahren--in her place, contradicting her and making her look like a bigger idiot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump does something unusual by seemingly considering one aspect of foreign policy in a tempered and thoughtful fashion. OK, what's the catch?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft to Trump: We love your refugee ban, but can people we hire be exempt from it? Definitely don't exempt the terrorists of any of our competitors though
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of Ivanka's first official activities as First Lady will be to attend a fancy dinner party featuring major employers
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Labor Department Employees: "Hey, ya know, maybe the guy we have repeatedly fined and who refers to his own employees as 'the worst of the worst' isn't the best pick for Labor Secretary"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump could use his speech at the National Prayer Breakfast to attempt some reconciliation with political opponents
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Looking for a new game? GameStop might have it in stock, but won't sell it to you because it hurts employee sales numbers
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Federal court will decide if employers can discriminate based on age
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember that time when the SCOTUS-nominee's mother became the first cabinet official to be charged with contempt of Congress?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yazidi Woman on ISIS "most wanted list" because she mobilized the world to defend her people from ISIS' attempted genocide, may not be able to go to the US to accept an award because the Trump Administration collectively lacks 1/100th of her courage
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump immigrant temporary ban might become a permaban, and deportations might include "even those who have not been charged but are believed to have committed acts that constitute a chargeable criminal offense.". Precog hirings in 3..2
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Intense heat grips Australia as temperatures soar to 45 degrees centigrade. For those of you who don't speak metric, that's 113 degrees Fahrenheit or 98 wallabies per dinkum
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uncouth millennials flock to fancy etiquette school in desperate attempt to appear couth
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals punished by MLB for employing best computer hackers in baseball, ordered to send two amateur draft picks and $2 million to Astros
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter for network that gave Trump hundreds of hours of free publicity and employed his campaign mangers as pundits complains about Trump's policies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of the Knights of Malta discovers that withstanding the might of the entire grand army of the Ottoman Empire is one thing. Standing up to a PO'ed Pope Francis is another matter entirely
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Livewire has escaped incarceration and Kara's attempt to recapture her is derailed by the patriarchy. Meanwhile, Ms. Martian returns but is immediately shoved into a refrigerator. (CW 8ET)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A guide for handling employee disputes at small businesses
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess which White House employee retweeted and praised an Onion article that ridiculed him? Go ahead, betcha won't get it right on the first try
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can you guess who is the largest employer in each U.S. state? For 19 states, it's pretty easy
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least 100 Google employees traveling overseas are impacted by Trump's order on immigration and may not be able to return to the U.S. Are you feeling safe and protected from the scary terrorists yet?
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leading Conservative candidate for President of France embroiled in an ethical scandal over whether he kept his wife on his payroll as a "ghost employee" when he was a lawmaker. Americans sigh wistfully, and remember when WE cared about such things
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If this were a Clinton presidency, you might have heard more about the larger than expected unemployment numbers. But this is fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken is not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now, as he puts the FCC on notice that he will fight any attempt to end Net Neutrality "every step of the way"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heinz gives employees Monday after the Super Bowl off, calls for America to do the same
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a term for 'fear of scarecrows', this guy in Glasgow definitely has it. Except more 'lacks empathy for and goes into a dissassociative state and commits atrocities against scarecrows' more than a true phobia, really
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USDA tells its employees to GBTW and ignore President Trump, who is clearly an idiot
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There are good times to be naked, and then there's "while riding a bike in sub-zero temperatures and being chased by the police"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Notwithstanding that atrocious De Niro movie about interns, middle-aged mums are re-entering the workforce as part-time "returners" with aim of once again being full-time employees
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
There are actual dog nutritionists out there, and they are warning that that despite a lack of empirical data, dogs in America are as fat and unhealthy as their owners: "We believe dogs have become heavier over the last decade, and it's an epidemic"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice might soon find himself alternate-employed after a week on the job
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EPA employees banned from social media, talking to the press. Yeah, like the press won't catch wind of this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Worst attempt at ski jump ever, with Japanese commentators
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft to lay off 700 employees. Apparently since Windows 10 they don't need half their phone and online tech support for Windows Vista
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
British leader refuses to comment on the Royal Navy's recent missile launch failure, and whether or not they were actually attempting to nuke Florida
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Sun January 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After 22 years, Gambia's dictator loses election. What to do? Simple ... just empty the state coffers and ship out all luxury vehicles by plane before leaving the country
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
32 million people vanishing from the risk pool might negatively affect MY employer health plan? The hell you say
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump survives first assassination attempt as United Kingdom tries to nuke Mar-a-Lago
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(White House)
 
 
 
What do hemp, tax returns, machine guns, and the emoluments act have in common? They're all brand new additions to the official Trump White House petition website. Bonus: 165k and counting have signed demanding Trump's tax returns be released
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How does the Left welcome a peaceful transition of power in America? By throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Try this interactive graph quiz: can you draw the actual change in unemployment, national debt, and health care spending during the Obama years?
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Twitter nonsense about John Lewis was another obfuscation attempt and we all fell for it
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Secretary of Commerce, billionaire Wilbur Ross, who has vowed to dismantle NAFTA as "job one" admits he employed an undocumented worker as his driver-for almost 10 years-but not to worry, he fired him last week
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Trump associate Roger Stone survives likely assassination attempt of the radioactive substance kind
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Tue January 17, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fired IT guy wants $200,000 to help former employer access a Google account he may have changed the administrative password on. John Podesta unavailable for comment
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Unemployed Fark Poltab losers: look no further. Your dream job has arrived
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Shutting Ringling Bro. Circus will cost 462 jobs, owners say. To be fair, newly unemployed clowns and carnival barkers should easily be able to find suitable employment in all levels of government
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hemp company launches 'cannabis for dogs' product to soothe stress and help relieve arthritis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns get revenge on Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens? Will Titus O'Neil attempt to join The New Day for a third time? Will we have a British invasion? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The US Patent and Trademark Office is empowered, by the so-called "disparagement clause" of a 1946 law, to protect American sensitivities by denying trademark protection to "immoral, deceptive or scandalous" trademarks. Enter "The Slants"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus attempts to rewrite history and claim the GOP never once questioned President Obama's legitimacy or birthplace
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Canada having trouble assembling team for World Baseball Classic this March. Freddie Freeman and Russell Martin are set at 1B and SS, but pitching staff will include Ryan Dempster and Eric Gagne, and washed-up Justin Morneau will DH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An Indian family attempt to move into an upscale neighborhood in Tampa only to have the neighbors call them 'Farking Ragheads' and threaten to burn down their house
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darth Trumpius: "You can't win, Lamestream Media. If you even attempt to strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: a cat is rescued from the side of a highway in freezing temperatures. Better: he has a microchip that identifies him as being missing for 15 months. Best: Freddie has now returned home, just in time for Caturday
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Greenwich Connecticut Republican calls town worker "nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee" then pinches her in the groin. Thanks, Trump
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
With the Chargers gone, San Diego contemplates the unthinkable - demolishing Qualcomm and replacing it with charming little 30K-capacity stadium for MLS and SDSU football
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Despite pledges, U.S. chain restaurants are not changing the nutritional quality of their kids' menus. Apparently they are afraid if they do that, they will pretty much be bringing out an empty plate
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Thu January 12, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose fined after going AWOL from the New York Knicks, saying he "needed space." Apparently he was referring to the vast emptiness between his ears
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Wed January 11, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New ads target the Mormon church and its tax-exempt status. Wait, "trillion dollar business empire"?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, three Englishmen attempting to remove a bicycle from an electric fence
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. Snyder's brilliant plan to balance the budget: "Let's just not pay back any of that money we stole from unemployed people"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers captured a Japanese macaque male mounting a female Sika deer in an attempt to have sex. Guess their offspring would be a Sigma Chi err Sika Que
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
It's prudent for restaurant employees to check the elasticity of the dough before making bread. However, it's probably best not to use it as a jump rope
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barack Obama won't be unemployed for long, as he might be the next CEO of Spotify to become the 'president of playlists'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I pledge to protect the civil rights of every American as attorney general," claims Emperor Palpatine lookalike Jeff Sessions, whose record is so white it gets confused for a Beatles double album
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at Jeff Sessions' attempts to combat allegations proving his racism, which are shockingly a little more deep than "I have this black friend"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunk patron pulls a toy gun on restaurant employee. Employee pulls a "Crocodile Dundee"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, DQ owner "apologizes" and promises sensitivity training for himself and his employees. Dairy Queen HQ decides not to wait for the boycott, closes his store and pulls his franchise license
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to today's panicky handwringing about Akihito, scholar alleges that in feudal Japan, emperors abdicated all the time without anyone breaking a sweat or society collapsing. Also, (lowers voice) two women assumed the throne in that era
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Driver gets a $128 ticket for leaving his car to warm up on his own driveway in freezing temperatures
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Democrat-sponsored bill would end Trump's exemptions for his conflicts of interest
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After you open a bottle of red wine, it's okay to store it in the refrigerator. Although why anybody would put an empty bottle of wine in the fridge is beyond me
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP realizes too late their attempt to repeal ACA was completely farking stupid
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Only in Australia would someone attempt to break the record for continuous games of lawn bowling
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columbus Blue Jackets attempt at an NHL record-tying 17 straight wins is blocked by the Washington Capitals
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OSHA finds faults with the lack of PPE, thumb jerky, firing employee attempting to dial 911
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Empty your gun into a car that's leaving and pump all occupants full of holes because you think they are suspicious? Well, that's fine in the U.S.
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice's daughter will try to keep the football tradition in her family alive and try out for the Los Angeles Temptation of the Lingerie Football League
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macy employees being fired in thousands due to poor holiday sales - tweet already you orange sob and save the day
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Thu January 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Empty sack of conservative talking points Tomi Lahren is outraged a rapper recorded a "diss track" about her so she tries to correct said rapper's accusations, missing the point entirely
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tranquil Kyoto temple reports it is still receiving David Bowie mourners who recall famed 1980 shochu commercial filmed there, which starred him and his "Crystal Japan" instrumental specially composed for ad
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
While you and the rest of the world was gushing about the ethics office snafu, House Republicans quietly brought back a rule that will make it easier for Donald Trump to purge the federal government of any employees who disagree with him
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian church official says Russia should bring back the Romanov monarchy or just make Putin emperor
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
A friend who manages a local company just discovered that an employee is on trial for a multi million dollar scam. They've also been a mild/moderate nuisance to the company. Can he fire them with no repercussion? How? Difficulty: Florida
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway forced to speak at a $5,000 per-plate fundraiser in attempt to raise money for Trump's campaign after he struggled to pay for his transition team
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeowners advised to keep their rotting garbage from before Christmas in their freezers until cash-strapped town resumes normal collection. "The council suggests residents turn empty baked bean tins from the garbage into craft projects for the kids"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After she "safely fired a round in the air in an attempt to scare the robbers who were in the process of getting in their vehicle," Georgia Waffle House waitress is now "actively seeking work"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France gives sanity a victory after ruling employees don't have to check their emails outside of work
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The attempted recount was a good thing. It demonstrated beyond any doubt not only that this was a stolen election but that the laws, the courts, and corporate media are complicit in a bipartisan electoral crime wave of national proportions"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
CEO of Japanese advertising agency steps down after finding out about overworked employee's suicide. In America, a CEO would just light a cigar and laugh
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
83-year-old Emperor of Japan to forgo traditional New Year's message to nation in order to lighten burden on his ailing body. The spirit of 2016 will apparently pass over two elderly ceremonial monarchs
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Labor Secretary thinks workers should not get breaks and believes employees are "overprotected"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So. let's catch up with the first 10 Apple employees
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Actual adjectives used by Barclays employees to describe Barclays' lending practices: Craptacular, shiat, garbage, and bearing "the distinct aroma of default"
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
When trying to decide the name of your new bar, generally you should avoid calling it something like 'Death,' or 'Employees Only'
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Mon December 26, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
How Dems can win the White House next time: "More emphasis on jobs, less on transgender bathrooms"
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
NFL flexes its schedule to prove TV money is more important than empty seats
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Sat December 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin unconcerned over recent comments by one of his employees
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Thu December 22, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Black ice causing accidents along I-64. Local police now attempting to shoot the road
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
70 Employees ill after NM Health Department party
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Wed December 21, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, after 65 years, no one's calling the Time and Temperature number anymore. Did something new get invented that's easier and ubiquitous?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Milk farmers would like to remind Americans that milk actually only comes from cows, not soy, almonds, rice, hemp, pistachios, or other non-udder-having items
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, the Houston Rockets have quietly ripped off 10 straight wins, including setting a recent NBA record with 24 made 3 point shots on 61 attempts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'You gay b*st*rd': Papa John's employee caught on video attacking gay men for hugging
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Looking for some fun college football? Tune in to the Boca Raton Bowl as the high-powered offenses of Memphis and Western Kentucky face off in what promises to be a good old-fashioned shootout. 7 PM ET, ESPN
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tim Cook to Apple employees: This is fine. These Macs are just fine
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Help solve the ten second attempted robbery, which is also what your wife calls the last time you had sex
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tim Cook justifies to Apple employees why he went to that Trump meeting
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Mon December 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama grants clemency to 231, which is a record for one day. Trump says he'll grant pre-emptive clemency to all Trump family members because why wait until the last minute
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to dual-wield while robbing an Uber car. Driver teaches him why that only works in movies, presumably after delivering a clever one-liner
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail attempts to explain In-N-Out Burgers' "bizarre, cult-like obsession" to the folks back home. Let's see how they did
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot sacks four employees for frowning upon Lowe's shenanigans
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republican: Americans should run all Muslims out of business and anyone who employs them
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police break into a car in an attempt to rescue frozen woman .... which turns out to be a mannequin.That's some mighty fine police work, Lou
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two cats abandoned in a dumpster overnight when the temperature was in the single digits are now safe and warm, just in time to enjoy Caturday
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(FeatureShoot Magazine)
 
 
 
On the weekends they are superheroes or villains, during the week, they are postmen, carpenters and office employees: the mysterious world of underground wrestling in Europe
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Fri December 16, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Now that we think about it, maybe it's not a good idea to hire rail employees who suffer from sleep apnea
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can you spot the obvious hypocrisy in Clinton supporters' final desperate attempt to swing the US election result?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Employees at a sex shop throw sex toys at a would-be robber to drive him away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
War. War never changes.The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. And libruls said 'happy holidays' to Bill O'Reilly. But war never changes
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Thu December 15, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Dems roll out the first of five dozen bills attempting to repeal Trump's conflicts of interest
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Reasons that Toronto lost to Seattle in the MLS Cup include, rain and snow leading up to the game, -10 temperatures and poor play by stars caused by CFL players being on the field 10 days earlier
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cardinals continue their policy of only employing positive role models
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just embezzled $6 million from your employer. What is your next move, hotshot? A) hightail it to the nearest country with no US extradition laws, B) wire it all to a Swiss account, or C) spend $1.34 million on in-app purchases for Game of War
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Knock knock? Who's there? Bill. Bill who? Bill Cosby and his terrible attempt at being a comedian again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange Cheeto's destruction of America continues as IBM pledges 25K new jobs and 1 billion in training for employees
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Linebacker Scooby Wright escapes Cleveland Browns practice squad, signs with Cardinals as they attempt to snack, er, sneak into playoffs
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sears sells groceries in increasingly desperate attempts to get shoppers to set foot in their stores: "A grocery store, you might go to two or three times a week, but a department store you might go to once a month, once a quarter or something"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Evil Empire may have fallen but attacks on our precious bodily fluids continue
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google donates its employees' high-tech holiday gifts to charity, to be replaced with hot cocoa sampler boxes
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Fri December 09, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
For decades Bob Dylan had mostly contempt for the place he grew up (including lying to his first record company claiming he was from Illinois). And for residents of Hibbing, Minnesota, the feeling was mostly mutual
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks Department of Energy for list of all employees and contractors who have had a meeting about climate change in the past 5 years. Maybe he's planning a surprise party or something
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Exposure to toxic waste has made something called an "Atlantic killifish" nearly immune to toxic waste, very ill-tempered
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have here in my hand a list of EPA employees that were known as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the EPA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump supporters outraged over anti-empire bias in Star Wars, say Palpatine will make the Galaxy great again by building a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
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Thu December 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you disappear with the large amount of cash your employer gave you to deposit in the bank, it's probably overkill to send your employer an email the next day informing him that you quit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
LeBron James and Kylie Irving get so bored during their blowout win over the Knicks, they attempt the water bottle challenge during the game
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to retrain yourself with empathy
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sea ice the size of India has melted at the poles - and scientists don't know why. Subby suspects temperature is involved
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump has done more to help America in the past four weeks than Obama has done in four years," says delusional Trump employee Corey Lewandowski, who then went on to give a weather forecast of conditions inside his own bunghole
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
California lawmaker pulls some strings in an attempt to eliminate tampon tax
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ikea to provide all salaried and hourly employees four months of paid parental leave. Offer requires workers to follow Swedish instructions for assembly while missing a few nuts and bolts
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Calling Gatlinburg, TN residents "mouth-breathing, toothless, Trump-suckin' pond scum" on social media isn't nice, is not good for steady employment, and can make you an arson suspect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant flying monkey attacking an ancient temple
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"An employee at a local convenience store called police after a man left with creamers that he did not immediately put into the coffee he purchased"
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The Empire might be guilty of racially profiling Rogue One star (Bonus: He was the cover photo of the inflight magazine)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, 95 million Americans are not unemployed
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I just watched The Shawshank Redemption. What movies do you like to watch again and again?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
By firing off purchase attempts to multiple online stores simultaneously, hackers can correctly guess your credit card number, CVV and expiration date in 6 seconds
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who is attempting to be the first to swim across the Atlantic Ocean has only gone 67 nautical miles in 3 weeks. Which means at the current rate he will not arrive until early 2018
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jon Lester disappointed that MLB's new collective bargaining agreement doesn't exempt him from having to throw to first base
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Diamonds convert nuclear waste into clean batteries, thus paving the way for the rise of the deBeers global empire
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Climate Depot)
 
 
 
How did you like that mild Autumn? Good. Now get ready for record low temperatures across "almost entire USA"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Camera-maker GoPro announces it will be laying off 250 employees or about 15% of its workforce. No word on whether the firings will be live-streamed on their Youtube channel
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cricket attempts to become more interesting by borrowing ideas from North American sport. Today: cricket line brawls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to clean up the rape culture on their football team, Baylor may turn to Dykes
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
After all 12 regulation games, if a half-hour chess draw is played by two grandmasters in front of a mostly empty viewing hall, does it make a sound?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Famed internet blogger Casey Neistat gets bought out by CNN for $25 million in an attempt to bring "authenticity" to CNN
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The cafe apologized and stated they fired the 'rogue' employee who was selling smoothies with a swastika drawn on it and that it is a coincidence 'Nutsy' sounds like 'Nazi'"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Scary: Chinese man loses around $4800 worth of yuan outside of bank in a nasty gust of wind. Hero: Bank employees and people passing by help recover it all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Beware of the fictions": Joy Reid urges US media not to normalize "naked emperor" Trump
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The KGB had a unique signature move during the cold war. They would always accuse their adversary of doing exactly what they themselves were attempting. That signature is all over this election
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Police say in lieu of cash, the robber took a burrito from Chipotle employees"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Should you actually try and find out what is inside of Donald J. Trump park you will only find an empty, unloved ruin with a famous name
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
We can thank George H. W. Bush for the ethics exemption that will make Trump's life easier
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The blueprint to thwart a Trump dynasty is in Italy, probably buried in some Templar crypt under a rock in a box behind a door marked "Beware of the liar"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: police are attempting to reunite a naked man with his owner. And by naked man, they mean a replica statue of Michaelangelo's David. Fark: They post a picture of him with his 'privates' blacked-out
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Mon November 21, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The website most hated and despised by the Venezuelan government is run by 60-year-old Home Depot employee in Alabama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why is the Empire incapable of designing things without including exploitable flaws?
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Sat November 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amid higher global temperatures, sea ice at record lows at poles. Oh look, it's THAT thread again
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Fri November 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sweet: New Red Dead Red Redemption 2 trailer. Hell Farking Yes: In 4K/60p
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Looks like the first jobs Trump will have to bring back will be Boeing airline employees
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AOL to lay off 500 employees in what is surely a sign of the upcoming dot com collapse of 2001
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missouri court rules that frozen embryos are property and not people. Usually that designation isn't given to people until they enter the work force and become employees
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dupont will end contributions to employee pensions
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson demands to know where the empathy is for Trump voters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video claims France's first female astronaut screamed "Earth must be warned" before she attempted suicide
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man nets €44k by recycling one bottle. Hell, the pile of empty bourbon bottles outside Drew's office door might be worth enough to pay off the national debt
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Middle-aged White Guy goes on a tirade after Starbucks employees refuse to recognize the new political reality and honor his status as a Trump voter by getting him his coffee faster
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Unbelievable: Spray-on conductive concrete will shield us from EMP attacks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: Do not attempt to change your pants while drinking and driving
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Wed November 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cow's great escape attempt foiled after jumping overboard, swimming to shore and then running through town. To be fair, Steve McQueen had a motorcycle and he still didn't make it
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Tue November 15, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ahhh, the old story. Email sent to everyone in your company, everyone hits Reply All, chaos ensues. Especially when your company has 1.2 million employees
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Mon November 14, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
The good news: Coyotes are moving out of Glendale. The bad news: to Tempe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CBS executive says a new Star Trek wouldn't work on TV. Well, sure, the other attempts were all complete flops, right?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Company of the Year forces its non-performing employees to eat live mealworms for not meeting sales targets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No NFL game in history has ever been decided like this - as the Broncos block the Saints' extra-point attempt, and return it for a two-point defensive conversion ... and a 25-23 win
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Sat November 12, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A group of fourth graders are being credited with saving a kitten from certain death by stopping a woman who was attempting to drown it. Somebody tell these kids that they are more than welcome on Caturday
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Fri November 11, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis called buckle of the stroke belt, and not the good kind
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook will now stop advertisers ignoring ethnic consumers for housing, employment and credit ads. Because asking them nicely not to do it, surprisingly, didn't work
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
GrubHub CEO alienates employees after sending anti-Trump email to the company's entire distribution list
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In what is definitely not a transparent attempt by a bunch of old white guys to make their job look more appealing to directionless college drop-outs, U.S. Navy offers free parasailing behind specially selected warships (pic)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump supporter who called for violent protest if Clinton won the election now says that "temper tantrums from anarchists must be quelled" because... well because of course he does
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's an explainer on the secret codes used by employees at Disneyworld, including vomit, body type specifications and even what characters say to you when they don't like you
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, U.S. Marine Corps. Semper Fi
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Congress's attempt No. 625,962 to repeal Obamacare will be successful
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Wed November 09, 2016
(AgWeb)
 
 
 
Farmers employing migrant workers urged to learn how to say 'Don't Panic' in Spanish. It will come in very handy at work today
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Tue November 08, 2016
(On This Day)
 
 
 
Today is the day a would-be dictator attempted to seize power from the legitimate government of his country. In other news, this is the anniversary of Hitler's "Beer Hall Putsch"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most "we have no idea what we're doing" field goal attempt you will see in this link
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In a final, desperate attempt to self-implode his campaign for the White House, Donald Trump lets Sarah Palin campaign for him in vital swing states
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is why Walmart will never pay their employees as much as Costco, since they have to find ways to keep prices low anyway
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lowest November temperatures in the UK in 100 years makes it colder than Moscow, with only slightly better food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why a six-hour workday could be good for you - and your employer
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Turkey temporarily pulls plug on cartoon channel. If this ever happened in the U.S. you'd see all the stoners flip out
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Eight people go to hospital after attempt to put out electrical fire with water
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Backpacker 'body slams' a crocodile after selfie photo attempt goes horribly wrong
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Sun November 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chris Boswell's hideous onside kick attempt? It's beautiful when it works. Bonus: Boswell himself made it work
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owners of America's greatest whiskey--Templeton Rye--celebrate ten years in business and announce expansion plans
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
AP investigation reveals Trump University employed convicted felons, including a cocaine-trafficker and a pedophile. "34 had personal bankruptcies, home foreclosures, credit card defaults, tax liens or other indicators of significant money troubles"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starship Troopers may be "too controversial" to be adapted faithfully; nevertheless, nearly twenty years after it was first attempted, someone is going to try
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
If you have a tendency to confuse the gas pedal with the brake, don't attempt to park your car by the San Diego Bay
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Parents of man shot while trying to rob Pizza Hut demand answers; "Why in the hell did this (Pizza Hut employee) have a gun?" Um, probably to protect himself from people like your son
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Samsung's CEO says employee complacency led to the Galaxy Note 7 crisis. As opposed to the company executives not completely testing an inferior product before rushing it out on the market
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rudy Gay's game-winning 3-point attempt missed everything except his teammate's head
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Wed November 02, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the Authors of Pain handle Rich Swann and No Way Jose? Will Chavo Guerrero or Rey Mysterio Jr be forced to leave the Temple? How will Daniel Bryan handle retirement? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8 PM ET
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Only in 2016 could we see this actual headline: "Dem's Attempt to Clone Dead Son Not an Issue in W.Va. Race"
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Tue November 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
God smites Tebow for attempting to break the eighth commandment
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"For legal reasons, this scenery is shiat." "The Grand Tour" attempts to not get sued by the BBC
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