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304 headlines found matching 'EMP'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Pirates are sexualizing pastries in an attempt to get you to pay attention to the Pittsburgh Pirates
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(17)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This reporter's attempt to buy a velvet painting of a black trucker Jesus on Craigslist for $1 from some dude with a racist girlfriend did not, surprisingly, go as planned
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(40)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund closing because "the unmitigated compliance processes become cumbersome and interfere with the purity of speculative contemplation,". In other words, it not FUN anymore when you have to follow RULES
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets fan's attempt at a hit is stopped by tenacious defense
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(20)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol trainee learns firsthand how to conduct an illegal stop, with attempted assault by law enforcement, tazing people for defending their rights, and illegal searches all in one day (w/video)
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(201)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Both a mother and the blogosphere are outraged after a school had the nerve to put the woman's son in an empty classroom after he became a threat in class
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(108)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The operators of the Whistler Blackcomb ski resort in Vancouver, B.C. have a lot of nerve to ask all employees to refrain from using both tobacco and cannabis
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes, a device that connects to your coffee jar and sends a text when the jar is almost empty may sound silly to you, but you probably don't use fair trade, shade-grown, bird-friendly coffee home delivered every week by a woman on a cargo bike
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(36)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And in the end there was just one state left in Union that mandated only gas station employees could fill customers' gas tanks
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Sat May 16, 2015
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(27)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Golden State and Atlanta simply need to win tonight on the road to advance to the semi-finals, however Memphis and Washington are not going to go out without a fight. Tonight on ESPN it's ATL/WAS at 7eastern and GSW/MEM at 9:30eastern
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(62)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Employees at Google already informally compete to see how long someone can live at the office, using company showers, food, and sleeping pods (the record is supposedly around two years)"
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Wed May 13, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight's NBA action brings us two game 5 matchups. Will Memphis be able to claw the Warriors and take a 3-2 lead and can the Hawks rip the hearts out of the Wizard? It's all on TNT tonight with WAS/ATL 8pm eastern and MEM/GSW at 10:30pm eastern
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(140)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Break into a house, strip nearly naked, and attempt to sexually assault the owner - that's a... What? The grand jury refused to indict?
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(188)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA is headed for another labor war soon, most likely over what constitutes "Basketball-Related Income". Difficulty: neither Emperor Stern nor Billy "Why would the owners lie to me?" Hunter are involved this time
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Now you can finally see the lost Empire Strikes Back-preceding short film for free
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(27)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Things were going swell for Gaylord and his friend Hap up until Hap started leaving empty vodka bottles and empty cocaine baggies laying around. Things went downhill when Hap wrecked the car. Then it got fake. Real fake
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police charge man with attempted murder after his wife's chute fails to open during a routine skydive and she plummets almost 4,000 feet to the ground. They can only charge him with "attempted murder" because, somehow, she survived the fall
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(96)
 
(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
Idiot attempting to set world DUI record can already scratch 'Jaguars' and 'mobility scooter' from his list
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(18)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It might have been a slick move for a Burger King employee to dump oil down a storm drain but he may end up on a slippery slope
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(19)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man freed on bond while facing trial for attempted murder runs afoul of someone more successful with murder
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best boss ever takes all 6,400 of his employees on Paris holiday
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(48)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on BBCA we'll find out if Mark has any last words. Can Cosima cure her 'brothers' or Sarah save her 'sestra.' While Alison is building her suburban drug empire will Rachel regain control of Dyad? Join in at 9PM EDT for Ep 4 of 'Orphan Black'
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(37)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Wizards beat the Hawks and take control of the series no one cares about (5 PM ET on ESPN)? Can Steph Curry and the Dubs unleash an MVP performance in Memphis (8 PM ET on ABC)? Find out in your Game 3 NBA playoff thread
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(71)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Master criminal attempts to steal $15,000 of merchandise from bicycle store. He would have gotten away with it too, if not for the jiu-jitsu class going on next door
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oil companies taking broad steps to fill employment gaps in their industry
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(35)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US gained 223,000 jobs in April and the unemployment rate fell to 5.4%, the lowest rate since May of 2008, which, you may recall was right before the financial equivalent of an "extinction level asteroid" hit the US economy
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(234)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worker productivity drops 1.9% in the 1Q.. Apparently employees are so burned out they can now only do the output of two people instead of three
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral
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(48)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When life gives you cancer now you can get wonderfully honest 'empathy cards'
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(45)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Could be the beginning of the end of the 2nd round with 2 elimination games tonight & as a sign Schedule Guy's lookin' for redemption, not at the same time.. Will we say au revoir to the Habs @7:00ET or bye to the Wild @9:30ET? Definitely, maybe
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(1231)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zynga to cut 18% of its employees, will be replaced with 300 part time migrant Farmville workers
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(20)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
46 illegal alien "Dreamers" caught attempting to obtain training in military weapons and tactics
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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Tue May 05, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Papa John's pizza so badly that you would barge into one and demand free pizza? This guy did, and went on a violent rampage on its employees when he didn't get any
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo is about to be sued by the City of Los Angeles for failure to inform customers of shady business practices. Fark: Perpetrated by Wells Fargo employees
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(39)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Super secret mal++=#&$_/+?;:_#@5&6) carbon crack attempt. Failed_
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(22)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scott Walker attempts May The 4th Be With You tweet, gets burned harder than Skywalker's aunt
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(97)
 
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ideal temperature for criminals found to be 64 degrees Fahrenheit. Any hotter and they get worn out running
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House votes to overturn DC law so employers can fire women for using birth control. (That's the joke.)
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
With the seafloor level dropping more than two meters, temperatures rising and a sudden spike of 8,000 earthquakes scientists think a volcano may be erupting off the Oregon coast
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(80)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
State greatly affected by climate change seeks EPA exemption from climate change rule
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(48)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
French soldiers on UN peace-keeping mission rape starving African children, UN attempts cover up. [I Dont Want To Live On This Planet Anymore.jpg]
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(145)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
The Memphis Grizzlies are back home to close out the Portland Trailblazers in game five. Otherwise, they'll be back home in game seven trying to close out the Portland Trailblazers. This is your NBA Playoffs thread, games begin at 7PM ET on TNT
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Orioles play the Chicago White Sox in an Atlanta Empty Arena match. Watch out for the forklift, White Sox (2:05 eastern, MLB.TV)
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(327)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "I may be on trial for contempt of court, but at least I know all my political friends still have my back. Right, friends?" *cricket, cricket*
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(89)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Best Buy announces it will accept Apple Pay. Even though the majority of Apple users are too good to shop at Best Buy
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Riots? Proof that Obama is an empty-suit aloof-to-the-problems -of-America dictator-in-chief, hogger-of-hyphens
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(213)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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(40)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
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(24)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(320)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The alteration of surface temperature data record has become so blatant that a scientific investigation of the process is being started. Nothing to see here, citizen
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(86)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is never attempt to rob the same bank twice. Especially when the detective assigned to the case is there doing followup work
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ford employee enjoys working with well-crafted vehicles
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(7)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(76)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cutting 700 employees at Ford is now Job #1
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(36)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man attempting to raise $1.2 Billion on Kickstarter-so he can buy Kickstarter. 10. Goto 10. Run
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(20)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland says his latest attempt at making music with a "supergroup" is a total scam because he didn't even know why he was recording. Heroin's a hell of a drug
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets ground crew attempts to tighten second base, hopes to prevent it from being stolen
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh describes a private business owner setting wages for his employees at above normal market rates without government intervention as "pure, unadulterated socialism"
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(129)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Walker celebrates Earth Day by firing 57 of Wisconsin environmental employees, suck it Libs
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(33)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston opens up about his crab legs incident, says he didn't steal the food -- it was part of a routine with a Publix employee
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(39)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
When closing down a military base, which of these things you should remember not to do; A) Leave the lights on, B) Leave the water running, or C) Leave classified documents unsecured in empty rooms
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(47)
 
(WrestleCrap)
 
 
 
Did you know there was once a Memphis pro wrestling group modeled after the Nation of Islam that featured a wrestling mime?
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(14)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Just Got Paid" singer Johnny Kemp is all washed up. This is not a repeat from 1989
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(23)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your "Friday News Dump Day" story: House quietly passes a bill that gives tax exemptions to mega donors to secret superPACs. Ah, nothing like legalized bribery to start off your weekend
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(124)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you truly ready for Hillary in 2016? Take your Hillary Temperature with this handy quiz. Ready? OK, bend over
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(106)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A professional game hunter has been trampled to death by an elephant he was attempting to kill for its ivory. Tag is for the elephant
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(269)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
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(101)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. prescription drug spending jumps 13% to a record $374 billion - mostly due to people who got severe headaches and dizziness after attempting to navigate through the Obamacare website
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(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How Donald Trump built a family empire from the $200 million he inherited from his father
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(18)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Pepsi replaces Coca-Cola as main food and drink sponsor for the NBA. Company will promote Mountain Dew, Doritos and Ruffles. Otherwise known to Memphis Grizzlies fans as breakfast
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(27)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/15 New Comics Previews- Bridget Yells At An Empty Chair And Pretends She's Fighting Predator
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(18)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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(23)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adorably, the Guardian thinks there's an "empire of progressives" who will force Hillary to move left
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(48)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires - SpaceX attempts ISS resupply and first-stage landing again today. Launch at 4:10 EDT, coverage starts at 3:00. Just Read the Instructions
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(343)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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(14)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
A legal battle is brewing over master tapes of the only good album to come out of the grunge era: Temple of the Dog's self-titled album
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(63)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to IRS Form 1023-EZ small charities can get tax-exempt status without even having a purpose
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with Kate Mulgrew, whose career in Hollywood has seen her play Mrs. Columbo, a woman who got lost while driving for seven years, and a kitchen employee on a prison that isn't afraid to shank a biatch
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(77)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen attempting to kickstart a renewal of To Catch a Predator. I don't know about you, but subby would gladly put up 50 bucks to watch pedos get tackled by shrubbery
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(84)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News employees mock angry woman calling in to point out error in "thier" paper (w/audio)
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(62)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient marijuana cloud animating the distended corpse of Keith Richards supports Mick Jagger's attempts at making a new Rolling Stones album
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(61)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"Sir, any valuables to report missing from the attempted car theft?" Victim: "Well, they stole a bag of dog shiat out 'the back of ma truck"
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(30)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is Japan's newest employee, as the giant lizard has been appointed Tokyo resident and tourism ambassador
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(15)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World record car jump attempt goes .... well, badly
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve says the weak March jobs was probably temporary. Of course, in this economy most of the jobs that are created are all pretty much temporary
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(14)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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(106)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Early morning, April 4. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky; free at last, they took your life. They could not take your pride"
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas representative pushes statewide abstinence-only sex ed. Journalist helpfully provides data on teen pregnancy rates for his district, where it has already been employed
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(148)
 
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
Pig stand-off at Burger King gets extra weird when employee tried to feed the pig bacon
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
We understand that jail can be boring, but you should probably find ways to pass time that don't include attempting to extort politicians
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(18)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In response to Indiana's RFRA leglislation, Salesforce.com is offering its Indiana employees relocation packages if they wish to transfer to another state
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The creators of Fry Hard - a pop-up restaurant celebrating Easter by serving only deep-fried food - are attempting to prove that everything tastes better in batter"
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: McDonald's is going to give pay raises and paid vacation time to its employees. Bad: Only 10% of their employees will be eligible
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(178)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Men's Wearhouse to Jos. A.Bank employees: Welcome to our company through the recent acquisition. You can pick up your last check on Friday
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(21)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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(194)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Coffee shop employee "accidentally" clicked on a spam email while at work, resulting in the company's Facebook page becoming a porn stream
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(62)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem" (pics of problem)
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another baseball writer attempts to explain to the world why SLG and OBP are important while batting average is basically worthless. Fark: in an article from 1916
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(25)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(41)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(147)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not news: All-time high temperature. News: All-time high temperature for an entire continent. Fark: Antarctica
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(25)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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(119)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
BMX rider crashes and burns attempting double front-flip, gets back up and wins the day
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(8)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
"Seducing His Senator," a new western romance novel, attempts to bring a sexy side to Arizona politics
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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(124)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist recalls Terry Pratchett: "Soon after his diagnosis it was rumoured, mostly in the Daily Mail, that he had found God. He thought this unlikely, since he could not even find his keys, for the existence of which he had empirical evidence"
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(57)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to steal back the crazy from Indiana, an Arizona legislator proposes there be a national law compelling church attendance
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(117)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Young man learns that while the FBI may not be able to thwart his attempts to join a terrorist group, his mother might
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(60)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle police attempt to explain why it took 9 hours to remove an overturned truck full of salmon, causing massive gridlock. Sounds fishy
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(49)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Family of an eleven year-old boy files lawsuit after he dies eating a cookie which a Publix employee assured them was nut free. In other news, someone finally died of a nut allergy
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(139)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
In an attempt to create a geek singularity, members of the cast of The Flash sing the theme song from Firefly
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(47)
 
(Dorkly)
 
 
 
For the Glory of Vader and the Empire
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will get six more episodes with which to hide their thinly disguised contempt for each other
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(120)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hitler watercolor to go on sale...if you want an amateurish, almost childish attempt to express lost love through a still life of flowers. Then again, if this guy had talent, we'd all be talking about him
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(174)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz actually isn't the first official presidential candidate of 2016, he's the 195th and will have fierce competition from candidates including "Santa Claus," "President Emperor Caesar," and "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks"
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to help the GOP define itself, Bobby Jindal has destroyed his state's education and healthcare system and busted its budget
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(114)
 
(The Nerds of Color)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner wants to remake "Enter the Dragon," possibly with white actors in the lead roles. You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple
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(101)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
James Corden takes over the desk of the Late Late Show, attempting to fill a mighty big pair of shoes. And those are just the ones worn by Geoff the Robot. Let's tune in and see how he does. 12:35am, CBS
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(65)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
James May is live-tweeting his insanely boring life now that he's unemployed
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(74)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain says Obama needs to get over his "temper tantrum." Then, he went on a Sunday morning news show to show him how it's done
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(134)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(MyWay News)
 
 
 
Machete wielding Voodoo Zombie attempts to kill random strangers in New Orleans. THAT there son, is a made-for-TV movie, that is
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(43)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cassill has fallen, the Poole is empty, and Dick has been lost to diabetes as The NASCAR Xfinity Series' western swing ends today at Auto Club Speedway in California, 3:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(46)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Denny's is catering to hipsters with their new attempt at a foodie concept. And they're calling it "THE DEN," fails to realize that when you scrape away the arugula it's still Denny's
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(26)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You work one day as a temp. No big deal. You sue the state for an annual pension of more than $30,000. Big Deal. Asinine Tag: You're already pulling down $60,000+ from two *other* state pension systems
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How your email address could be hurting your career: employers less likely to hire people who use underscores or 'cute' words in their address, and anything with ultrafark.com is immediately shredded
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(205)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man tells police showing pictures of his penis to store employees 'Cheers me up"
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills bakery's "creative use" of guest worker program allowed owners to keep employees as virtual slaves
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Workplace suicides are on the rise. Finally, some comforting news for the unemployed
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(6)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Valve boss Gabe Newell says the only way we'll ever get Half-Life 3 is if a bunch of his employees decide to make it on their own
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK placenta smoothie-maker investigated and temporarily shuts down. So does this mean British food is getting better?
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(18)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Suspect in Mesa mass shooting has neck tattoo. No word if motive involved unemployability
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(245)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, the state with the lowest unemployment rate is ___________
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(37)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Graphene promises to fit one million times more data in your unemptied trash folder
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(33)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Roman emperor
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(48)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon woman lights herself on fire while driving down freeway, crashes car on overpass, exits car on fire, jumps off overpass landing on pavement 40 feet below. Survives. "Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt"
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(104)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Hempshire: Live free or... umm... whatever man
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(43)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft fanboys are going crazy over a sticker showing a ninja cat riding a unicorn that was designed by Microsoft for its employees and developers
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(74)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A church that was used to host naked paint-parties has lost their tax-exempt status
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio attempts to show off his mastery of the Middle East when questioning John Kerry about the Iran negotiations and ISIS. He didn't fare as well as he'd hoped
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(127)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"France has been told to 'grow up' after the country's officials attempted to block a new €2 coin commemorating the Battle of Waterloo
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Despite Twitter's best attempts, Richard Dawkins is not actually dead
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(103)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neat: Pavel Datsyuk banks his empty net goal off both posts. Difficulty: From about 190 feet away. Lack of Difficulty: Against the Edmonton Oilers
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(21)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott (R-eprobate) proposes statewide job cuts focusing on the Department of Health and the Department of Environmental Protection. Proudly states that FL employs the fewest public servants per capita in the nation
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates world's smallest sculpture - only to have it crushed by lab technicians attempting to photograph it
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(43)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Tired of just fighting with each other, Chuck E Cheese customers decide to attack employees instead
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000
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(13)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler to high school junior: If you can make a 3-pointer with one hand, I'll donate $10K to your school - and I'll give you 3 tries. HS Junior: Thanks, but I won't need three attempts
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(15)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greece learns that leftists yelling is not a sufficiently mature fiscal policy, will attempt to prop up the remains of their economy with old copies of Das Kapital
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran hints that it might be open to a partial ten year freeze in its attempts to get the Israel Destroying Bomb. A partial freeze
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(111)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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(29)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Employee stunned after being told he's late for work
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(27)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Mall mammoth Simon Property Group looking to buy smaller competitor Macerich to create America's largest collection of decaying empty retail space
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(10)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Now two women have come forward to say Massage Envy employees rubbed them the wrong way
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(52)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta flight attempts to toboggan back to Atlanta from New York
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(86)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"Specialists in Finland and Germany are hard at work analyzing the chemical composition of 170-year-old beer recovered from the floor of the Baltic Sea in an attempt to figure out the recipe used to make it"
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(12)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Wine recommendation: Chardonnay? More like ChardonYAYYY. I'm drunk at work AND IT FEELS GREAT Pairs nicely with: Unemployment
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(61)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fugitive drug kingpin lured out of hiding by tempting promise of chocolate cake. Police: "This was a triumph"
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(79)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell loves him some hemp *inhales* oooooooooh yeah. Sweet, sweet hemp
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(42)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
How hard is it to fire a government employee? Depends on how big a deal it is for him to watch 2 to 6 hours of porn at work a day. I mean, that DOES leave a little time for some actual work
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(72)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Basketball hoop attempts to dunk player
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(20)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Employee who asked Costco to reassign him from cashier duty because he couldn't touch pork sues Costco for reassigning him from cashier duty just because he couldn't touch pork
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(339)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A failed attempt to crossbreed buffalo and cattle is causing environmental havoc. We're gonna need a bigger fork
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(135)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most awesome pics you'll see today are these Legoland employees taking Lego cars through a full-sized car wash to get ready for park opening
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(5)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(135)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney's attempt to burn down the 'It's A Small World' ride thwarted by pesky firefighters
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(98)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In their continuing temper tantrum, Tea Party threatens to vote to vacate the Speaker's position, leaving Boehner just flopping in the wind
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(92)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
A Mexican singer was in the middle of a concert, singing and playing his accordion, when someone in the audience attempted to murder him
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(32)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists observe temperatures warming in response to increased carbon dioxide but, of course, no one even cares anymore. At least no one in a position to do something about it, sadly
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(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"As a tribute to the late, great Leonard Nimoy, we've compiled the definitive Star Trek quiz. It'd be highly illogical not to attempt it"
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands of houses sitting empty in Britain and can't be sold even for £1 because of British government's bedroom tax (pics)
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(39)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum attempts to lather up audience at CPAC with a joke, fails to discharge any laughs
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(90)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
"A criminal's attempt to steal from a bank was caught on CCTV camera and can only be described as a comedy of errors" (with "Wow, this guy is STUPID" stills)
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(36)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Arizona officials discover an underground tunnel that connects to Mexico. "Now, Mexican authorities are attempting to locate the other end of the tunnel." Yes, I wonder how one would go about finding the other end of a tunnel
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why immigrants never did take your job: "Immigration does not keep down wages or lead to an increase in unemployment. Immigrants don't even disproportionately take new jobs. The economic effects we presumed of immigration appear to be false"
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(109)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
JC Penney employee arrested for stealing merchandise and selling it on eBay, also cited for having a better business model than JC Penney
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(21)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Brady Quinn is attempting to make a comeback in the NFL, that's the joke
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been almost two years since Pope Benedict resigned to go spend more time with the Empire. Time to find out what became of him
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(35)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Employer easily cracks case after employees butt-dial him and loudly discuss their ingenious plan to rob workplace
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why English soccer does not need American-style cheerleaders on sidelines, according to Crystal Palace fan who hates that her club employs "The Crystals" but who loves American-style T-shirt cannons, Super Pretzels, and Kiss Cam
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(41)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, Bobby Knight lost a debate with an empty chair
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The site of a "blacks only" cemetery from the 19th century is poised to become a new townhouse development. The only problem is, all the graves are empty and no one knows where the bodies went
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(134)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
McLaren unveils their latest attempt at automotive pornography, the 986 hp P1 GTR
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"If you dye your hair and plan on committing a crime, be warned: A new procedure allows scientists to determine if a single hair on your head has been dyed, if that dye was permanent or temporary, and even what brand of dye was used"
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(18)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man who helped free the West Memphis Three, rocked out to Metallica, dead at 58. Damn
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(7)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Rudy "9/11" Giuliani went from one of the country's most-respected mayors to another empty-headed GOP shill
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(96)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being unemployed for a year or more can change your personality, according to a new study from the University of No Kidding
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(45)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Magazine asks 1,000 Japanese women if they'd rather date an ugly millionaire or an unemployed hottie. Responder: "I'd use the rich one like an ATM and fool around behind his back with the unemployed guy"
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(84)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teens plead not guilty in attempted broom rape as officials refuse to sweep case under the rug (Article contains some graphic language)
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prank caller tricks employees into destroying Circle K, presumably by telling them strange things were afoot there
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(41)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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(43)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could Kevin Garnett return to the Minnesota Timberwolves? The team is reportedly interested in him in an attempt for anybody in that city to care about the team again
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(28)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is being sued for hiring employees
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Koch Bros. join with Center for American Progress in an attempt to collapse the Fark politics tab into a singularity
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(68)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
New poll finds that Boston's Olympics bid is less popular than standing outside in sub zero temps waiting for a bus to pick your ass up because the T broke down *again*
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Already in trouble for tax evasion, writing employees rubber paychecks and assault, Jersey Shore's "The Situation" gets his tanning salon evicted for failure to pay rent
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(31)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld: I really don't understand how this whole boss/employee thing is supposed to work
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
130 people involved in attempt to break Guinness World Record for largest ethnic joke
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(27)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man caught on camera staggering around naked, attempting to start fight then faceplanting on curb named "Drunkest pedestrian of all time"
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(42)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Mississippi proposes religious exemption to allow people without licenses to drive church buses, calling it the "Jesus take the wheel" bill, perhaps because "Darwin take the wheel" isn't as comforting
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(183)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted robbery with a snooker cue. It's the most exciting thing to happen to snooker in years
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"While many attempts have been made to recreate the iconic house from Disney's Up, now one lucky canine has his own mini version, thanks to the Super-Fan Builds series, where propmakers make everyday items for movie fans"
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(14)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Confessions of an anti-foodie. "My lack of interest in every meal transporting me into joyous delirium makes me something of a freak, viewed with sneering and contemptuous derision"
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(113)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the article, some things that bad bosses say. To your right, some things that employees say about those bosses
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(143)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lebron James opens up about his evil plans to build an empire that will eventually take over Hollywood
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(21)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK will stop accepting "I'm too fat to work" as an excuse for unemployment
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(148)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin sued for stealing from his employer by secretly working for another company on sales calls, and since he didn't answer the court summons, the judge found him guilty, owing his former employer $1 million
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(37)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Boise, ID mayor's search for new ombudsman comes up empty-handed again, even after dozens of heavily armed police lay siege to candidate's home (w/pic of job search)
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(41)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Boy anonymously sends valentines to every girl in school. Officials attempting to ascertain his identity so they can suspend him for sexual harassment
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(73)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania state Reps. Becky Corbin, R-Chester, and Mike Schlossberg, D-Lehigh, are co-sponsoring legislation that would do away with the state's philosophical exemption for the measles and MMR vaccines
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Residents of Barrow, Alaska brace for weekend temperature of 20 below zero. Sorry, correction ... residents of NYC
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Alcohol may help elderly women live longer, which explains all those empty gin bottles you found in your mother-in-law's basement
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(19)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India Prime Minister Narendra Modi is appalled by a temple built to worship him, saying that this temple is doomed from the start
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(13)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Superintendent of Public Instruction fires two state Board of Education executives. Fark: Superintendent has no authority to fire Board employees
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(17)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska lawmakers want to exempt Alaska from daylight saving time because when you only get sunlight in the summer that's a good time to remove an hour of it
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner asks lawmakers to make Contempt-of-Cop into a felony; but don't worry about it being abused because we'll police ourselves, honest
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(122)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Tonight, there's a Firestorm on The Flash as Barry attempts to balance his double life. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agent Carter, Peggy uncovers the nature of Leviathan but her enemies are closer than she thinks (ABC 9ET)
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of the dead Argentine prosecutor gets weirder as officials believe his death was part of an attempted coup. Obviously, a kook's coup. A kook's coup
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(45)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It must be nice to live in Canada where the most pressing issue is if government employees should wear ethically produced uniforms
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Since the Democrats let Illinois unions grow unchecked, overpaying their employees and extorting ridiculous fees from members who don't want to take part, it has taken a Republican like Bruce Rauner to begin dismantling the Union Mafia
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(228)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The party that let New Orleans drown challenges President Obama's attempts to strengthen flood plain protection standards
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Senate approves Botticelli as drug czar, believe his linear style exemplifies the grace of the Renaissance
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(31)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
One of the wildest police chases in years just ended in Los Angeles, four major collisions on the first vehicle, carjacked a second until car wedged in, suspect shot while attempting another carjacking (with video recap)
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(75)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Manager of a Whole Foods supermarket makes up robbery story in an attempt to make off with 34,000 organic, free range, gluten free, locally sourced dollars
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Finnish man attempts to sell dead Siberian flying squirrel by advertising it on a supermarket bulletin board, blames his cat for everything
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(33)
 
(Phnom Penh Post)
 
 
 
Two sisters fined and deported from Cambodia after being literally caught with their pants down taking naked selfies at the ancient temple of Angkor Wat
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(149)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Livestream of the Falcon 9 launch of NOAA satellite for solar storms. Launch is scheduled for Sunday 6:10pm EDT with landing attempt of 1st stage to follow
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the DoHS budget doesn't pass, only about a quarter of their employees will have to find real work
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(139)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The United States hasn't won a match in its last five attempts. Let's see how they fare against a tiny Central American isthmus. United States of America vs. Republic of Panama. 4 pm ET. ESPN
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(77)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Target employee teaches teenager how to tie a necktie after he asks for a clip-on, also suggests pork pie hat, sunglasses, and half pack of smokes to complete the look
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(270)
 
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
You can add tree trimming to jobs you shouldn't attempt while on ecstasy and meth, even if you're a trained professional
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(19)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oklahoma joins Nebraska in their border war against Colorado in a brave attempt to keep narcotics from entering their states
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(182)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Employee of the year bonus. New hotness: Employee of the year boner
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(25)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Comcast employees' creative billing names have now reached the "B" section. Customer's monthly bill addressed to "Super b*tch"
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(22)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The first Norse temple in northern Europe in a thousand years is currently under construction in Iceland. Hammer of the gods
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(115)
 
(GearJunkie)
 
 
 
How do you design a 320,000-square-foot bike park where it never rains and the temperature's a steady 60 degrees all year round? Simple: Put it 100 feet underground (w/pics and video)
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(17)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Watch 'Florida Man', a documentary that attempts to discover what makes Florida so...well, you know
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(11)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman can't get 24-hour care for her violent, mentally ill 12 year old unless she gets arrested for refusing to pick him up from a temporary care facility
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(186)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The CEO of Gallup admits that the unemployment rate touted by every president in modern history is just a big, fat lie. And, of course, Obama does it WORSE THAN ANYBODY
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(133)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The new GOP health care plan is here and, well, prepare to have your benefits taxed as income. But at least your employer will get a tax cut
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(179)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
A Dallas ISD employee admits using "A..." word for buttocks, and the entire city faints
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch threatens to hold Secretary of HHS in contempt of Congress for refusing to explain how President Obama will dictatorially allow residents of healthcare.gov states to collect Obamacare subsidies
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(99)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why "it will fail if you attempt to read Braille with your genitals"? Here (ahem)... comes the science
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(19)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can everyone involved with the Staples and Office Depot merger deal please not say "Synergies," you're making all the employees nervous
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(21)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Employees feeling unhappy and suffering low morale? Forget the raises and bonus, don't even think about a pizza party. Real solution? Make them work harder
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(48)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Trial date set for Widnes man charged for attempted murder." Prosecutors ask, "Can I get a Widnes?"
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(23)
 
(The District Sentinel)
 
 
 
Freshman GOP senator doesn't think restaurant employees should have to wash their hands after taking a dump. Congratulations, you've now heard the dumbest thing a politician will ever say (hopefully)
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(451)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I said, ATTEMPT NO LANDING HERE
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy dies while attempting skateboard stunt. Goddamnit, Nationwide, enough's enough
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(126)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Overfishing can empty the oceans of fish by 2050. Americans prepare to look elsewhere for their daily minimum requirement of mercury
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(74)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Attempt to pay your property taxes in cash? That's an arrestin'
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(153)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seahawks fans left reeling after heartbreaking loss; tumbleweeds blow by now-empty bandwagon
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(216)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Riding Light is a short film/animation that attempts to recreate what it would be like to hitch a ride on the back of a photon and travel from the core of the sun to beyond the orbit of Jupiter. Be prepared to feel completely insignificant"
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(71)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's Friday night show in Jamaica featured her forgetting to move her mouth while lip syncing numerous times, and sounding like a dog's broken squeaky toy when actually attempting to hit any high notes. w/vid
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pastor who claims Starbucks makes "semen lattes" admits he's been "tempted" by gay lifestyle. Well, it certainly seems to be on his mind often enough
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(106)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Five ways the Empire State became as corrupt as the Roman Empire. Lead poisoning strangely absent
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(24)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A stowaway who was trying to get to London after sneaking onto an empty plane was discovered after taking selfies in the cockpit" (pics)
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(23)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
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(86)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Affter 199 years, American Bible Society leaving NYC for Philadelphia because employees find that the rent is too damn, er, too darn high
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(33)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A dramatic reading of the Onion's "All shall perish in the tempest" article by Mayor Bill DeBlasio
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(12)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"American Idol" winner Phillip Phillips files lawsuit to escape show's "oppressive contract." Attempts to contact other "American Idol" winners fail, since no one knew where to actually find them
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(48)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drone, government employee guy (some sidebar images may be not safe for work)
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blatant attempt to cause head explosions throughout the GOP, Michelle Obama angers Muslims by flouting Sharia law
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(85)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Second Avenue's A Gas)
 
 
 
Cuomo orders NYC subway system to halt in anticipation of blizzard, which never comes. Empty subways run all night anyway
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(119)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contemplating clown
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(25)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School sends note to parents attempting to shame them with request for signature. The parent's response is golden, and then it gets better
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(181)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Sad: you and 17,600 Target Canada employees are losing your jobs. Spiffy: you're splitting $56 million in severance pay. Sick: the ex-CEO who killed the company is getting $61 million in severance pay himself
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(55)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Mickey's Measles is in Oregon now, and is in a county where the highest exemption rate is a school that has 49% of students missing one or more vaccinations
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(132)
 
(Shiny Shiny)
 
 
 
You can now turn your Instagram photos into temporary tattoos. If you're a 14 year old girl, I suppose
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(12)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Industrial hemp bill now has 47 co-sponsors in the house, and it's being spearheaded by a...Republican?
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(67)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Thinking of spring and which yard projects to attempt this year? You may want to add this one to your list
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(13)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
You are empirically wrong if you like playing Monopoly
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(124)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao with a brilliant attempt at a Scottish accent
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(4)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait attempts to top the heartwarming, feel-good movie: 'World's Greatest Dad'
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In another example of free speech, Boston employees forbidden from criticizing the Olympics
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(41)
 

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