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279 headlines found matching 'EMP'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince's final days were hell on earth, as untreated AIDS and painkiller addiction wasted him away to 80 pounds and lowered his body temperature to 94 degrees
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"He's a little asshole from Molenbeek. He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray, he's utterly vacuous. He's the perfect example of generation GTA, who think they live inside a video game." And that's just what his *own lawyer* had to say about him
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Help avenge your fellow heroes in the next CoD titled "Infinite Warfare".The subtitle, Steel Man and Eternity Glove armor upgrades, are in no way an attempted coattail ride on a popular comic franchise. No, sir
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two possible North Korean EMPs hovering over the continental United States
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Extortion group takes a page out of indulgent parent playbook, earns over $100,000 from empty DDoS threats
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Italian Doctor who is set to make history by attempting a $20 million, 36-hr procedure involving 156 separate doctors and support personnel to transplant a human head says he originally got the idea from a Spider Man comic book
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man with a hidden camera tries to mock and belittle a Target employee by asking if he can use the women's bathroom. The employee said, "Sure" and the conservative ambush joke fell flat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again, Samantha Bee proves she should have been given The Daily Show with her epic takedown of Kasich and Cruz's attempt to reinvent a form of math to help them win
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Attempting to run over her parents with the car? High speed chase in Los Angeles? Stripping naked when the police arrive? Check, check, and...check
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Mon April 25, 2016
(SportsMockery)
 
 
 
Former Cubs announcer displays his contempt for Cubs fans. No not that one. Not him either. The other one
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that 1 in 8 U.S. workers has some hearing loss ... usually an employee in upper management whenever someone comes in to ask for a raise
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Some Porterhouse)
 
 
 
Texas man purloins steaks, has beef with cops leading to high-speed chase. Police use flanking maneuvers and attempt to T-bone suspect before he's finally cut off. Strip search reveals evidence
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former Wet 'n Wild employee admitted embezzling nearly $500,000, or roughly one day's worth of admission fees
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When going paragliding, it really helps to check that your harness is secure before attempting to take off
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Local man's attempt to remove a wasp nest with a home-made blowtorch goes as well as expected
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Flint Water Department employee found dead. That's not suspicious or anything
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
With a mega-quake about to hit, a super-volcano about to blow, the state of Washington can add a 1 million gallon tank of plutonium infused toxic waste about to rupture to their list of woes. Luckily it will empty directly into the Columbia River
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(KEYC Mancato)
 
 
 
Need to give your employees a bonus but don't want to pay cash? Obviously, the clear choice must be meth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to soften his on screen image, Iwan Rheon, who plays Ramsay Bolton on "Game of Thrones," will star as Adolf Hitler in his next project
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Shocking news: young people know more about contemporary pop stars than writers who've been dead 400 years
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Blackberry Thumb? There is one rule of thumb. Anyone carrying a Blackberry is either mentally deficient or a U.S. government employee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco says he doesn't regret his disastrous attempt at hosting the Oscars. Which isn't surprising since he still hasn't apologized for making "The Interview"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lowe's discovers that negotiating directly with hospitals and offering surgeries free to their employees is cheaper than going through insurance companies
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contemporary journalist tries to match booze legend Winston Churchill drink for drink for one day. Tag is for the man who could drink every Farker under the table with half his liver tied behind his back
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Tired of soy milk, coconut milk, rice milk, hemp milk, and almond milk? Good news - there's now pea milk
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's show is in dire straits, but the industrial disease he created with his dangerous, racist communiques that let him build an empire after receiving money for nothing will live on, in no danger of a great skateaway
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Knights Templar found under Coventry car park. It's always in the last place you look
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Temps 30 degrees above normal? Nothing to see here, move along
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: Man who claims to be from the future (where everyone is dead) is arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a fast-food restaurant
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Palestinians: Israel is planning on taking over the Temple Mount | Jordan: How about we install cameras to monitor the activy on the Mount | Palestinians: including ours? | Jordan: Yes Palestinians: NO CAMERAS
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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Sat April 16, 2016
(IMSA)
 
 
 
The streets of Long Beach are alive with noise as the sports cars take to the track. This is your Bubba Burger Sports Car Grand Prix of Long Beach discussion thread at 7pm EDT on Fox Sports 2 unless preempted by womens rhythmic gymnastics
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to get to Bermuda by hamster wheel. Bermuda Triangle comments, "c'mon guys, you're making this too easy"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
FedEx worker in Memphis falls asleep while loading plane, ends up in Lubbock, Texas
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been helping people start families for decades, and now it's completing the circle by giving employees up to 16 weeks of paid leave to bond with them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the sea seemingly in retreat, Best Korea attempts to launch assault on its other arch nemesis, the sky. As you might imagine, things did not go according to plan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The National Review attempted to launch a coordinated Twitter strike on Ted Cruz's old college roommate. Naturally, he bested them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man creates website using "digital monkeys with typewriters" to attempt to publish every possible patent to kill patent trolls
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Thu April 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Memphis is about to get a little Tubby
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Wed April 13, 2016
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
In happy harmless news that should concern absolutely no one, two empty containers labeled "Guided Missile" found floating offshore southeast Alaskan island
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rich guy attempts to change the path of cancer research by hurling a quarter billion dollars at it
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Tue April 12, 2016
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
NC Gov tries to defend HB2 while putting forward executive order to gut it as a mea culpa and attempt to save face
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All workers getting a raise when the new $15.37/hr minimum wage for hotel employees takes effect please step forward. Not so fast, union members
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Kemp makes a spectacular catch in the sun and then tries to walk on ball three. Well, it was worth a try
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
There will be 56 Guinness attempts by people running the London Marathon this year in costumes ranging from 3D dinosaurs to giant lobsters
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Chariot, a would-be competitor to Uber that employs only women drivers and will only pick up female passengers is set to launch in Boston, despite the fact that such a service would likely be illegal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and the temple go boom
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Sun April 10, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian First Nation town declares state of emergency due to a "suicide epidemic" that included 11 suicide attempts on Saturday alone
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Alaska Folk Festival)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Livingston Stapler Company Presents will be preempted by the annual Alaska Folk Festival tonight. LGT festival site where live audio/video streaming is available
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Fri April 08, 2016
(CIPD)
 
 
 
One in five employees 'regularly' uses drugs at work
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Three shades of Fark: 1. Woman dies around Christmas & family is told to dig hole in cemetery themselves as diggers won't work on holiday. 2. Box is empty. 3: Woman's body found weeks later in funeral director's van after arrest for drunk driving
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Appeals Court de-certifies class action lawsuit on whether Uber drivers are employees of Uber and entitled to benefits, or are just independent contractors
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen's hands violently secede from his body while he's attempting to mix an explosive commonly known as "the mother of Satan" because of its instability
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(NHL)
 
Video
 
Empty net goals aren't usually highlight reel material. This one is an exception to that
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie and Diggle attempt to thwart a prison break. Alas, Leonard Snart is not involved. (CW 8ET)
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Watch the chaos which ensues when you attempt to divide by zero on a Facit ESA-01 mechanical calculator
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School says religious freedom exempts male Muslim students from having to shake female teachers' hands in greeting. Difficulty: Switzerland
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry naysayers, but the 'boogeyman' that is Obamacare has not uprooted employer coverage at all
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
Unoriginal: Shouting "FHRITP" into a rolling news camera. Unemployed: From your marked company vehicle
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russian defence spending records offline temporarily. This is not connected to Panama leaks
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Pabst looking to expand on its Hipster beer empire by dusting off old and forgotten recipes, like your grandfather's beer, Falstaff
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's no longer 'brother can you spare a job' out there thanks to an encouraging week of minimum-wage legislation and employers luring back workers with higher wages
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
EPA shuts down fracking study so EPA employee quits, files FOIAs, and finishes the study on his own
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Thu March 31, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Student attempts to copy two Matthew Broderick movies. He never makes it to NORAD or Chicago
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How to build your own media empire by getting high on YouTube
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Given that it was such a roaring success the first two attempts, Microsoft release open source tools so you can build your own trollbot
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Best Korea says they are ready for a 'pre-emptive nuclear strike' on the US... promise not to hurt the Pacific
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, Mr. Obama, you did away with work requirements for food stamps because it "wasn't fair" to require recipients to have jobs when unemployment had risen to 10 percent. Now that it's at 5 percent, we can bring those requirements back, right? Hello?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta employee arrested for having $282k in backpack. Employee argues he was just going to pay his baggage fees in cash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Walton reveals he contemplated suicide after being fired by ESPN, looking at pictures of himself in those super short uniform pants
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to get their own Fark tag, Georgia senator Crane calls for an override of Governor Deal's veto of the religious liberty bill
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Some Spy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty fountain
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Football fanatics disappointed to hear that inaugural Major League Football training camp is temporarily postponed, as league execs will meet this week to resolve "operational items." In related news, Chargers great Wes Chandler has a job
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English Easter - the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new sound: the roar of a single motorcycle attempting to break the world Wall Of Death speed record
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Memphis is the most obese city in the country, with Indianapolis coming in third. Apparently "Indianapolis 500" now refers to the average weight of residents
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean McEnroe asks people to donate $10K on his GoFundMe page for his 'art project'. (Looks up quotes from his famous dad. Ah.) "Do you have any problems, other than you are unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justice Alito doesn't understand why women can't buy a second health insurance plan that just covers birth control so that their employer's plan doesn't have to pay for it. No, really
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the former New York Fed employee who went to work for Goldman Sachs managing the unit he used to regulate, and had his former co-workers send him confidential docs about his bank has had his wrist thoroughly slapped
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Snack time at Philadelphia day care center now includes crack cocaine. Heroically, employee rushes 3-year-old to the hospital and the child is okay
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Trump supporter attempts to make America great again by writing long-winded article about being civil in politics again. Subby polishes a tomato
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Raymond Moore now riding the coattails of the unemployment office
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not unlike most Republican state legislatures, Florida is attempting to cut off all state funding for Planned Parenthood. Unlike most Republican legislatures, Florida's list of "alternative" sites includes Salvation Army centers and public schools
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Workplace accidents led to 3,000 amputations in 2015. Mostly from employees trying to take the last doughnut out of the box of the person in the next cubicle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
1. Stop robbery while applying for employment 2. Get Hired. 3. Profit
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Sun March 20, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Bird trolls rollercoaster riders attempting to fly like birds while they're upside down by landing on the safety sensor
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's attempt at re-forestation is working... in China. In Madagascar, Vietnam and Indonesia, not so much
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
"And now here's Al Roker with the weather in Hell. Al?" "Well, Matt, we can see that temperatures in Satan's domain have reached -30"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Federal judge quotes famous stripper in decision about whether exotic club dancers are employees or independent contractors. Damages will be paid in one dollar bills
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dan Greaney, the writer for The Simpsons who wrote the episode where Lisa becomes president and attempts to erase the sins of president Trump, says it was "a warning to America; it just seemed like the logical last stop before hitting bottom"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
What dominates TV for three weeks, makes nearly $1B dollars, and doesn't have to pay its employees? It's NCAA March Madness, and it begins today. (first tip off at 12:15pm EST)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr CEO to replace employees with machines
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
50% of LivingSocial employees now have time for a social life outside of work
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
March Madness could cost employers $4 billion in lost productivity. Which is still less than the $10 billion lost from workers spending time on dating sites, social media, online pr0n
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Tue March 15, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Employee recognition programs found to lower workplace productivity
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen posts first half of that Not safe for work clip he couldn't show on Jimmy Kimmell in doomed attempt to drum up interest in his dumpster fire of a new movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands gather in Australia to hinder their chances at employment
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Sun March 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County coroner resigns because lack of funds causes 180 bodies to stack up in morgue. Apparently employees refuse to work the graveyard shift
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Sat March 12, 2016
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round five of Formula E championship with the Grand Prix of Mexico. Race is scheduled to be of Fox Sports 1 with green around 5pm ET but may be bumped to Fox Sports 2 or preempted due to basketball or soccer or something knowing Fox
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Short tempered Demarcus Cousins took to Instagram after his suspension and unleashed... his inner Camus?
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Postal Service agrees to find out why people keep dying at one facility before the other employees go...well, you know
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
GE has slashed nearly $5 billion in long term employee obligations. But hey, they offered a 401K
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Wed March 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Hillary attempt to soothe the Bern after last night's surprise loss? Will Sanders come out fingers swinging? This is your Official Democratic Debate thread, direct from FARK's favorite state. 9PM ET on CNN and Unvision
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Trump triumph in Hawaii? Has Hillary got it locked up in Mississippi and Michigan? Will tainted water empower the Cruz voter? What about Idaho? Does anyone care? It's your March 8th Primary Thunderdome
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Seagate employee falls for the old CEO email scam of "Send me all past and present worker's W-2 forms"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man shoots at school buses, charged with attempted eye putting out
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina urges GOP voters to pick someone else for the Republican nomination other than Trump. Because If anyone could make Trump disappear, it's the person who laid off 40,000 employees at Hewlett-Packard
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Plane carrying NASCAR team makes emergency landing at Memphis International Airport, pit crew leaps out, has it back in the air in five seconds
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset that people dared to criticize Nancy Reagan in her obituary, pointing out facts and data including her lavish spending in a time of double-digit unemployment and her failed but well-intentioned war on marijuana
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
A Judge has been fined and removed from the bench after attempting to bribe a prosecuting attorney to drop charges against his family
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Sun March 06, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The unemployment rate for Flint is now lower than the national average, with lots of new jobs in lead testing, lead remediation, lead disposal, and paid research subjects for lead exposure studies
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Sat March 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. economy added 242,000 jobs in February dropping unemployment to its lowest level since 2008, 4.8% or what economists call full employment and Republicans call the reason we need to take America back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear MLS - when your emphasis is on the league's "family friendly" qualities as a player destination, you sound like a restaurant that provides crayons
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Can Seattle preempt federal law and unionize Uber and Lyft drivers?
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Mars picture shows crucifix and ruins of fallen temple. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KFC Manager fires employee because she is transgender, KFC Corporate responds by firing the manager because he's a bigot
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
"We surveyed 100 people about being unemployed. Top five answers are on the board"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Regrets? I've had none. None, people. None. Too few to mention anyway. And by the way, I did what I had to do, ok, and always saw it through without exemption. NO EXEMPTIONS
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian employer hasn't hired a smoker in 30 years: "People say 'You can't do that, it's discrimination. I say. 'Look, I've been doing it for 30 years and I'm proud of it. I'm trying to help people'"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis zoo welcomes ugly-ass, 5-foot-tall baby giraffe
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Good: Restaurant owner pays employees thousands of dollars he owes them in back wages. Bad: Then forces them to give the money back
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Mon February 29, 2016
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
New hipster bookstore doesn't do legible categories, but does have its own basement printing press. "For all the emphasis on compelling East Londoners to buy authors no one has heard of there is still a disturbing amount of Lena Dunham on display"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Snapchat staff member dashes chances for Employee of the Month award
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This Leap Day, brace yourself for the final release of Hillary Clinton's emails, which is rumored to feature the infamous exchange between her and Murray's Pantsuit Emporium that cemented her fashion look
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
World's smallest robotic violin plays for Goldman Sachs employees soon to be automated out of their jobs
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the Autistic 'Prison Houdini' who memorized guards' keys and carved exact replicas for 13 escape attempts in 36 years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the third time be the charm for the SES-9 Falcon 9 launch by SpaceX? Next scheduled launch window opens at 6:46pm EST from Cape Canaveral, FL with a barge landing attempt to follow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Memo to Millennials: Corporate America doesn't want to have a 'dialogue' about your 'concerns.' Being an employee is not like being a college student. Your boss isn't there to give you a cuddle and establish a committee to change his ways for you"
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Woman mourns being born too late, lives as if it were 1939 England with vintage house fixtures, one pedal bike, and no lights at night due to war blackout. "Every morning I come downstairs and empty my chamber pot in the loo outside"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man attempts to foil purse snatcher, discovers life isn't the movies
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Bump to the head, a temperature, a cold, a fright or even reading this article could kill 7-year-old Chloe Saxby who suffers from a disease so rare only one in every 40 million people have it worldwide. You're reading the article, aren't you?
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Employee who owns one of legendary punk club CBGB's original awnings returns for photo shoot: "We had some good times under that awning, it was the awning I was stabbed under"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Winnipeg Jets Trade their Captain, Andrew Ladd, to the Blackhawks for a prospect and two draft picks. Leafs contemplate trading Water Boy and Ice Girls
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do all the attacks on Donald Trump's empty rhetoric fail? Because his empty-headed supporters don't understand what words like "rhetoric" mean
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
If you're leaning on the 'intelligence' of the American people to make good decisions, consider that some of them actually believe- and are willing to attempt to prove- that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey
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Thu February 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches tonight with big satellite and another drone ship landing attempt. Webcast starts at 6:45 PM EST. Subby's hoping there's no big bada-boom (note: first launch window scrubbed, bumping thread to Thursday at 6:46 PM EST)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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Wed February 24, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Maricopa County, Arizona attorney tells his employees to ditch their iPhones: "If Apple wants to be the official smartphone of terrorists and criminals, there will be a consequence"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
We're an equal opportunity employer: Just don't bother applying unless you're a female and your looks are '8 out of 10', the rest of you uglies hit the door
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Recombu)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson: "If you are contemplating buying a new car with a manual gearbox, there's a chance you are, in fact, mad"
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
A Postal employee was fired for carrying drugs during his route. Wait, make that fired upon
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Move along. Also still attempt no landings on Europa
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
A real connoisseur of liquor enjoys cocktails at room temperature and doesn't need any artisinal ice to alter the flavor (slideshow)
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Larry Wilmore? More like Larry will soon be unemployed
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
State of Oregon set to become a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with roving bands of unemployed cannibals as the state passes a bill to increase the minimum wage to between $14.75 and $12.50 by 2022 depending on local cost of living
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The Sanders campaign has raised $16 million from the unemployed, which is as sound an investment as lottery tickets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP Candidates keep warning of EMP strike. It's unbelievable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Non-venomous Australian snake attempts alternative method to kill humans
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, With half the team in Vandal Savage's hands extreme measures are contemplated (CW 8ET)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben "Awkward Pause" Carson says Democrats play the race card like little children having a temper tantrum. Wait, he's a brain surgeon, right?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You've heard it all before, the space "terminators' first build their empire in space and then invade Planet Earth. Except the Russians are behind all this
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Flower vases, chandeliers, hummingbird feeders, and other things you can convert your empty bottles into that help mask the fact that you're a raging alcoholic
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
France is going to "allow" employees to ignore their work emails when they're off the clock. Yes. Allow them to ignore
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venture capitalists officially frown upon Zenefits employees using macros to skip the insurance exams. The moral of the story is that if you're going to ignore regulations, you should at least have the integrity to flout them openly like Uber
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember that supposed agreement Bill Cosby had with a former district attorney that he wouldn't be charged with drugging and violating an ex-Temple University employee? Well a judge has "found the evidence of such an agreement lacking"
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
South America attempts to regain 'Most Dangerous Continent' title with discovery of four-mile stretch of river...that boils
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Mon February 15, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bone-chilling temperatures did not prevent Valentine's Day bandit from striking again this year
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but a CEO of one of the world's largest companies may have lied to save his own butt, at the expense of employees, shareholders, and customers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Somali terrorist group finally takes responsibility for 2016 nominee for "most inept suicide bombing attempt of the year"
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Sun February 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A look deep inside America's never-ending attempt to ban sodomy. Deep, deep inside
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Sat February 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman beats husband after discovering he planned to attempt an armed takeover of a federal wildlife sanctuary
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Pharma-Douche attempts to be a nice guy and spare our ears from Kanye West's new album
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
KFC is attempting to see if romantic tableside service will be a hit this Valentine's Day. Tell her you love her with liver
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"I'd like to report an attempted rape." "Fine, what evidence do you have?" "His genitals"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans with health insurance is now at its highest rate in the past 20 years at 91%. The other 9% still rely on their employee discount in the medical aisle at Walmart
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty 787
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder protected from recall attempts by Spellcheck Board
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about President Obama's budget beyond the fact that it will bankrupt America, destroy us all, end all employment, disarm our military, and surrender all our remaining holdings to China
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks found guilty of discriminating against dyslexic employee, surprising many people who've looked at the name on their cup and assumed all Starbucks employees were dyslexic
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story: Hobby Lobby must file documents describing their birth-control exemption. The headline: JUDGE RULES HOBBY LOBBY HAS TO OFFER BIRTH CONTROL AND THE GOP IS PISSED
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Red Dead Redemption coming to Xbox, finally
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We're going to substitute these empty cooking oil cans for rebar in this 17 floor apartment building. Let's see if anybody notices
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Some TaterTot MC)
 
 
 
Aspiring California DJ finds new life as a mixmaster Sonic Drive-In employee in Kansas town: "I kind of just want to give it some flair"
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(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Are you a singer with addictive tendencies and a penchant for flies in vasoline? If so, Stone Temple Pilots want you to lead them
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cisco officially approves employee individuality, as long as everyone is individual in the same acceptable way
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Now that an entire NFL season of testing has gone by, we'll finally find out the truth about temperatures and ball pressures, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In most countries, stores would stop selling faulty-deep fryers and self-igniting matches after the first few reports of blinded employees and customers with holes burned in their legs. Not in Australia, though
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
So why does the Empire keep building Death Stars?
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter attempts to disrupt Vandal Savage's finances in an attempt to weaken the immortal (CW 8ET)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle hair salon employees clipped via text message
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
Father who tried to claim his 7-year-old as an 'employment related expense' on his taxes loses his case in court
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yahoo closing offices in Dubai, Mexico, Argentina, Spain and Italy, says it will save a fortune by not having to teach employees how to say "Yahoo" in five different languages
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Wed February 03, 2016
(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this emptiness
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Five ways your employer may be violating your rights. No, requiring you to clean out the fryer at the end of the day isn't one of them
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Burger King employee uses his car to ventilate the restaurant after gas leak prank. Now with video goodness
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Tue February 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man, attempting to lose weight, dies after developing energy drink habit. "His consumption...was the equivalent of a person with no health problems consuming 42 cans of Coke in three days"
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(Christian Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-Life activist was totes fired for simply being Pro-Life and not at all for using anti-abortion views a litmus test for how she treated employees under her
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Walmart employee who almost killed Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese police arrest 21 employees of the country's biggest online financial business, who seem to have sold $7.6 billion worth of investments that don't exist
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Sun January 31, 2016
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Prankster phones in gas leak warning to local Burger King, employees buy that whopper and start breaking store windows
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Fri January 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zebra cousin that went extinct 100 years ago is brought back by scientists. It's now called the first successful attempt at reviving an extinct species since McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
What is the correct way to deal with a disrespectful employee? The answer may shock you
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In order to keep its tax exempt status, the Holy Land Experience theme park needs to have one day a year when admission is free. And this year it will be Wednesday, February 24. "Please be advised the gates will close when park capacity is reached"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gas company "believes," "expects," "anticipates," "plans," to "estimate," "projects," "forecasts," "contemplate," "intends," "depending," "should," "could," "would," "will," fix "confident," "may," "potential," "proposed", leak "possibly"
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Topless gardener convicted of swindling blind senior citizen out of his trailer home after failed presidential assassination attempt. Florida tag stares wide-eyed
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
First warm-blooded lizards able to increase their body temperatures at will, would make a snazzy pair of boots (pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two U.S. sailors who have already had to be rescued nine times before even leaving Europe, on a planned attempt to sail across the Atlantic, become a sterling example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect as they insist they are "totally capable guys"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
54 million Americans - one third of the work force - are involved in freelance, self employment or gig economy work. In other words, all creative ways of saying they majored in music or art
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New survey finds that Americans hate their government more than ever. Especially when the government is late with checks for Social Security, unemployment, disability
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder attempts to appoint his way out of the mess he appointed his way into
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Rivier University (NH) is offering "employment guarantee" for graduates: Get a job within nine months of graduation, or we'll pay your student loans for a year and let you take free classes. And if I'm unemployed after that? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue January 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky judge rules that Fark is 3/4ths of the way to a tax exemption
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
As expected, Toronto police officer found not guilty of second-degree murder and manslaughter after firing two lethal volleys of shots at teenager. Not expected - he was found guilty of attempted murder
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is ready to answer the question of whether Obama is a tyrannical tyrant tyrannizing tyrannically, or merely the most incompetent empty suit president America has ever had
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employers now believe that students are coming out of universities with "no real skills" or simply being taught the wrong things. Businesses: "Keep your degree, we're not impressed"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Once again, for the 200th time, when pointing a gun at your friend's head, make sure the chamber is empty BEFORE pulling the trigger, not AFTER
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Son comes home to find his father dead in a sex swing, surrounded by empty gas cylinders. "Awkward" is a bit of an understatement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: you cannot pack your bat'leth in carry-on luggage, regardless of your personal honor or your place in the Klingon Empire
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Animals more capable of empathy than previously thought. Your dog wants you to want steak
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Nerds freak out as Luke Skywalker's blaster from 'The Empire Strikes Back' goes on the auction block
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(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
"You name it, it was wrong." An in-depth look at the final days of Target's disastrous attempt to enter the Canadian market
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Flint lead poisoning was caused by (shakes magic 8-ball) public employee pensions
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sanders attempts to squash his beef with Planned Parenthood by blaming the Clinton Campaign
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple reports a slight rise in women and non-white U.S. employees after hiring one woman, one black and one Hispanic worker
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh sees the Emperor's New Clothes that Sarah Palin is sporting
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Norwegian in boxers stops thief from stealing his car by clinging to roof in sub-zero temperatures during high speed ride. Police spokesman: "Bruce Willis wouldn't have managed that"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Higher employment and income figures have resulted in an historic rise in bourbon consumption. This problem will solve itself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the two Fiats that the Pope used is going up for auction. Although why he needed two Fiats is mystery when the Bible states: And they, the Twelve Apostles, continuing daily with one ACCORD in the temple.......]
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blundering thieves attempting to siphon gas from a bus are left with a VERY nasty taste in their mouths
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Tue January 19, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"It's very well known that most of the employees here consume cannabis regularly during the work day"
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Sun January 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clearly the end is near for Dowager Empress Hillary, as the unstoppable Bern has had an epic week where he now trails by a mere 25 points. Yes, it's all over but the shouting. She may as well give up now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Burmese python has only two natural predators, and 600 of one species are being released in the Everglades in an attempt to wipe them out
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX to launch another satellite today with another attempt to land on a drone ship in the Pacific. Launch at 1:42 pm EST
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Obama proposes revamped unemployment insurance program that will surely be embraced by business, Congress, and the abyss
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the day us old hippies were lucky if we were able to knit a bag out of hemp to carry what starburst pieces of acid we would have. Today you young whippersnappers are making backpacks out of recycled plastic bags
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman carrying wheelbarrow full of cash out of bank in Zimbabwe robbed: "Thieves seized the wheelbarrow, emptied the cash at her feet, and ran off with the wheelbarrow"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Two horses, a mule, and a miniature horse returned after they escape a Tempe corral. ESCAPE A TEMPE, CORRAL
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man runs nude along public street in attempt to turn his luck around, fails miserably
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump-loving bigot attempts to smear local mosque with fake ISIS website, fails miserably
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Just another night for both customers and employees of one Cobb County Waffle House
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Would-be robbers stopped by T-mobile employee with a gun. No word on what happens to customers who come in to complain about their crappy cell reception
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Zappos CEO: Adapt this new management style, or I'll pay you to leave. 18% of Zappos employees: Well, bye
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Waffle House: "We ASKED our employees not to wash their hair in the pots of cooking water, what more did you want us to do?"
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Tue January 12, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Rescue dog attempts to do cartwheels with hilarious results
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin surprised after scoring a goal and seeing the entire Washington Capitals bench empty--and come after him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seahawks and Vikings wear specially designed underwear for sub-zero temperatures. It's the first time special underwear has ever been used in professional sports other than the Senior PGA Tour
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds coconut milk lattes to menu in continuing attempt to attract customers who don't like the taste of coffee
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Fri January 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama will leave one empty seat at the State of the Union for victims of gun violence, Clint Eastwood
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
President of Mexico announces that drug lord Joaquín Chapo "Houdini" Guzmán has been temporarily recaptured
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary "surprised" that a State Department employee used a personal email account
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Marissa: I'd Like to Fire about 10% of my employees
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Thu January 07, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man disguised as Walmart employee robs register, leaves store with lots of cash and no dignity
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous busybody upset rehabilitated convict found gainful employment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not cool: man gives his wife a lottery ticket for Christmas. Redemption: it's a winning lottery ticket worth $2 million
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Defense Department adding medals for employees who courageously sit at computers in air-conditioned US offices
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
White Lamborghini Gallardo temporarily thinks it's a 1976 Lotus Esprit, drives through flooded San Diego intersection. Rocket launcher sold separately
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New York's Penn Station will be renamed Empire Station Complex, delighting Sith lords everywhere
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former TX School Board member and current Liberty University employee and Ted Cruz's VA campaign co-chair says Christians must take over public schools to prevent "deception of the seed". Unclear if our precious bodily fluids are also at risk
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I'm Crazy Sid from Crazy Sid's Bouncy Castles and Global Jihad Emporium and you won't believe the deals we have for you this weekend. Death to America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut employees freshly baked pizza for New Years
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blind man beats 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' after 5 years of trying, 4.5 years stuck in the Water Temple
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton vows to "get to the bottom" of UFOs if she becomes the next President of the United States - probably employing a probe of some sort
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Sun January 03, 2016
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland contemplates removing the "get into the kitchen and make me a sammich" clause in its constitution
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Sat January 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vittorio Brumotti, doing things on a road bike that most wouldn't even attempt on a mountain bike
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broadband speeds are now three times faster than in 2011. Which is good news for businesses where employees can watch the same amount of porn in a third of the time
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Fri January 01, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how gas was supposed to be over $6 a gallon, unemployment was supposed to be over 8%, and California was supposed to be bankrupt by now?
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 claiming he shot and killed an intruder. Fark: In an attempt to hide the fact that he shot and killed a man he was trying to wake up with a gun
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The last time Spartans lost this badly, their empire fell apart
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush campaign redeploying majority of its staff, presumably to help shore up unemployment line numbers
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Sorry, not sorry. Memphis football player tackles Auburn equipment manager after loss in bowl game, steals football, runs off, signs said game ball and posts Instagram pic. Go team
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knicks forward Cleanthony Early hospitalized after an opponent takes a shot during an attempted steal
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS employee whose job was assisting victims of identity theft charged In $1 million identity theft tax fraud
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Chase bank employees caught stealing $400k from accounts of dead and elderly. Upon hearing the news, management took swift action and promoted them on the spot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nearly half of American workers say their employers conduct drug testing, despite the fact that there is no conclusive evidence that testing improves productivity or safety
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted murder for beating his brother with a baseball bat after an argument over a pair of sweatpants got out of hand
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