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Fri April 29, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan: "Welcome to our wonderful country." *looks directly at China* "Please don't fart while you are here"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight global warming, actual quote FTA: MPs urged farmers to encourage their cattle to fart and belch less, to help cut down on air pollution
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome lurkers and Farkers, young and old. We built this thread on metaphors and soul. THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread
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Thu April 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After great inventions such as screen doors on submarines, fireproof matches, and wheelchairs with pedals, Polish man invents the Catholic Rabbi
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Tue April 19, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The best fans in baseball welcome back a former player the only way they know how
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor: Welcome class to Mountaineering 101, Mountaineering here in Alaska is a very dangerous pursuit where we face dangers like rock-slides, avalanches, and of course ..Bear: OM NOM NOM NOM... Professor: well, that obviously
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
One dead, two hurt after lawn mower towing wheelchair with another passenger on the hood is hit by truck. No word on who held the beer for them
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass white tiger cubs are born at theme park. Welcome to Earth, Titan and Apollo
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is under the lights tonight as they welcome all Steers and Michael Waltrips to Texas Motor Speedway for the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300 to try to stop Kyle Busch. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
If you were born last night. Welcome to the big blue marble called erf, oh and power lines are not safe
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's Friday so welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Have you picked up anything new? This week saw the releases of Enter the Gungeon, 1979 Revolution: Black Friday, as well as patches for MOO etc
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Welcome to FARK, Michael Jordan
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia's official mouthpiece, RT, welcomes Panama Papers. Just kidding, they just went Full Godwin
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
What happens when you rank last in something and you make it even worse? Welcome to Louisiana's sales tax system
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Fellow Republicans, welcome Senator Ted Cruz..." (rousing applause) "...Governor Scott Walker..." (cheers and more applause) "...and Sarah Palin..." (sound of a pin dropping in the back of the room)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin welcomes Todd home from the hospital by flying to Wisconsin to stump for Trump
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fan who set off the great GNR St Louis riot of '91 would welcome them back. That's big of him
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 569: "Welcome to the Gun Show" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
When you're here. You're always welcome. Unless you don't like. Writing at all. Welcome one and all. Fark Writer's Thread
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Arduino Starter Kit. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Here's how to disable ads on the Windows 10 lock screen. You're welcome
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Fri March 18, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Young people think the internet is more important than daylight...running hot water. Welcome back, hippies
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More welcome than the bottle of whiskey in your desk, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Are there games coming out that you're looking forward to? This week subby and his wife have been playing Diablo III coop
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Welcome to Liberal World, where terrorizing a 70-year-old woman and spray-painting her house is justified because she dared put a Trump sign in her yard
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Weird News Quiz, no booger edition
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Tue March 01, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis zoo welcomes ugly-ass, 5-foot-tall baby giraffe
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A new burping world champion has been crowned when a belch reached a range of 110.6 decibels. Ogre and Booger impressed
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Wed February 24, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Welcome to work, now here's your gun.' This insurance firm requires you to have one
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Tue February 23, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Batman fan welcomes you to his batcave bedroom after he spent 18 months making it creepy cool
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
This paralyzed bunny moves faster than you on his sweet custom skateboard wheelchair
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Sat February 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Virginia, where even our deer love booze"
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Emily Blunt in talks to star in Mary Poppins sequelcalifragilistic expialidocious
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dogs are welcome. Bankers...that'll be €70,000 entry
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Mon February 15, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how TMZ gets its exclusive celebrity scoops and sightings? Welcome to the ugly underground world of entertainment news
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Wed February 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
'Dad of the Year' takes wheelchair-bound disabled son to skatepark and the results are magnificent, very dusty
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Girl has ant colony living in her brain. I, for one, welcome our new insect landlords
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Sat February 06, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After welcoming their second child, married couple have friends over for a little placenta nosh
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Sat January 30, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Caturday, please welcome your new robot cat overlords
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Fri January 29, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New in Florida: a wheelchair-accessible zipline over a lake full of alligators. Because even the differently-abled should get to experience the thrill of skirting death by carnivorous lizards
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(Time)
 
 
 
Smith cloud approaching Milky Way. Welcome to Earf
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Thu January 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Ontario - where you can legally smoke medical marijuana as long as you don't use an illegal ashtray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Making $12 million in one hour after saying you love bread? Welcome to the world of Oprah Winfrey, where the dough continues to rise
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Adult human ear grown on a rat. Welcome to the cool and creepy world of science
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals return home on Monday to a hero's welcome. Nah, only two people showed up
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Mon January 25, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unprotected Sets: Why touring can't save musicians in the age of Spotify. Welcome to the 'gig economy.'
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark thread #9,000,000. Enjoy
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(Potomac Local)
 
 
 
Welcome to an extremely dusty Caturday (tissues recommended)
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Fri January 15, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Refugees from war-torn Syria welcome in war-torn Detroit
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
We should welcome the fights between Hillary "Windmill" Clinton and Bernie "Don Quixote" Sanders
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Wed January 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In the Republicans' response to the President's SOTU address, Gov. Nikki Haley said U.S. must welcome "properly vetted legal immigrants, regardless of their race or religion. Just like we have for centuries." Guess who has a problem with this
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but you better get your Welcome to Earf signs ready
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how to build a cotton candy machine at home in two hours, with $26 worth of supplies. You're welcome
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Move over climate change, human activity is showing in rock layers worldwide. Welcome to the Anthropocene, Earth's newest geologic epoch
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome to today's traffic report. Traffic will be quite light this morning with a few roadworks in some parts. Oh, and watch out for the giant smiling sperm whale corpse on the back of a truck. Weather is next"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Massive black hole caught 'belching' galactic gas
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