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Thu August 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles port welcomes massive rubber duck, though fears that a giant, irradiated Ernie from Sesame Street may not be far behind
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(49)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Social media resurrected Arnold Horshack just to kill him off again so the celebrity death trifecta could be completed. That's almost as sad as Season 4 of Welcome Back, Kotter, where Kotter didn't bother to show up
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Some Elephant Talker)
 
 
 
Welcome to Summer Prog Camp. Reveille will be at 7:16 and in 7/16
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Welcome to Daytona and Talladega... circa 1985. It's the Pure Michigan Speedy Nap 400. Coverage begins at Noon ET on MRN, because FUESPN
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Determined not to only shoot black men, Ferguson police shot a white female pastor with a rubber bullet while she was praying, are now reportedly looking for an elderly atheist hispanic in a wheelchair to shoot so no one feels left out
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's closest advisors are working hard to squelch any talk of him running in 2016, saying his OS and hardware are so antiquated that it would be cheaper to scrap him and start over than to install the necessary upgrades
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
My Petting Zoo in Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes an ugly-ass baby Geep (offspring of a female sheep and a goat) named Butterfly
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(49)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome back to your late-summer episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Remember your answers, so you can do well on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when it airs
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Thu July 31, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
California restaurant: Your kids are welcome if they don't use a stroller, high chair or booster seat. And they keep their mouth shut
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(135)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(68)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Welcome to your Sharknado 2: The Second One discussion thread. You waited a year for some more chainsaws, angry flying sharks and bad menstrual jokes. Tune in to SyFy at 9 ET/8c and you will be richly rewarded
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to New Hampshire. You want to buy some alcolol and cigarettes? I need to see your ID please. Oh, you're from Washington DC? GTFO"
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(46)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
William Shatner had to attend comic con in a wheelchair after a horse riding accident. Using a blinking light to answer all questions, however, was a personal choice
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(50)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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(189)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman and Jimmy Fallon re-create the coolest thing ever featured on Through the Wormhole. You're welcome
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hi, welcome to Dunkin Donuts. May I suggest a dozen donuts to go with that coffee? You are awfully skinny. Care to buy two dozen donuts?
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(26)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Welcome to my Nightmare. New Alice Cooperness: Welcome to my Thrift Store
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
It's SysAdmin Day. YOU'RE WELCOME
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(75)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Two months after Tennessee restaurant says "Guns are welcome" business has really shot up
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(114)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The mayfly hatch along the Mississippi River was so large it could be seen on radar. I, for one, welcome our new mayfly overlords
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(65)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Some Baaaaad Guy)
 
 
 
Where the "Men are Men" and the "Sheep are Nervous": introducing a new US-based dating service. Scotsmen welcome
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(13)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
China, for one, welcomes our new huge orange toad overlords
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(16)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Steal a school bus once, shame on you. Steal a school bus twice, welcome to Florida
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(8)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a video of disabled dogs in canine wheelchairs able to play fetch with their owners again, and if that doesn't make you click, you're a flinty-hearted asshole
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(32)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Pennsylvania capitol. Here we have the portrait of former House Speaker John Perzel, born January 7, 1950, elected January 2, 1979, incarcerated March 30, 2012
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(22)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Here are 27 television actors you may not have known were gay. Subby was going to mock this list, but didn't know Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter was gay. You win, list. You win
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hostile people more likely to suffer a horizontal antennas college of gospel by caspar will show welcoming
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(21)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jack Blades reveals the details of a new Night Ranger album, which would be welcome news if it were still 1982
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(26)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ultracold atoms, light crystals, phase transitions....Welcome to QM highways
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(11)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Film Institute imposes diversity criteria on filmmakers. All films must now be about gay black men in wheelchairs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're wearing dark clothing while in a wheelchair without any reflectors and you're at a part of the street where there's only one street light and no marked crosswalk, you might want to wait until daylight to cross
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(31)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese railway unveils next-generation Tokyo commuter train design, featuring LED lighting, more space for strollers and wheelchairs, and 100%-digital advertising on 20" LCD screens
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(27)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Zoo builds paraplegic porcupine a wheelchair out of PVC pipe and duct tape. Cheap pricks
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(15)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
"Do you speak French now? No? You're welcome" - George Washington
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(40)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Welcome to St. Louis traffic court. If you bring your kids in, you'll be arrested. If you have somebody watch your kids outside, you'll be arrested. Would you like to plead guilty or guilty?
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Welcome to Shooters. Kinda like Hooters except the waitresses pack heat and there's no booze. Tipping is encouraged
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where it's OK to buy fireworks to scare birds, but not to celebrate the nation's independence
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(42)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You like open source? Welcome to the 86%
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Sat June 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Science and the FDA have moved us one step closer to replacing wheelchairs with wicked robot exoskeletons like Ripley wore in 'Aliens.'
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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Thu June 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to help, Iraqi PM Maliki welcomes Syrian air strikes on civilian targets inside of Iraq
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Welcome to the most awkward minute on Youtube
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(17)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Pizza King. No, we don't serve pizza"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finally, the pinnacle of your week arrives as you cast aside your normal responsibilities and pit your keen intellect against the most evil, tricky, diabolical questions our quizmasters could conjure. It's Friday. It's the Fark Quiz. You're welcome
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(24)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Welcome to Best Western. Oh, your son has a service dog? Reservation cancelled
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Iraqi government is welcoming the US as liberators
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Sun June 15, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to the 'Gunshine State' -- woman accidentally shoots herself in leg during timed shooting competition
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(104)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
"Welcome to school, student with a learning disability. Instead of learning math or science you'll wash the teachers' cars and mend clothes for the play"
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(79)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Check out this unique wheelchair this paralyzed state trooper got, it puts other wheelchairs to shame
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(27)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
With a name like Welch, you had to be good
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(21)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Okay, I can understand handcuffing and punching a student if he's being a tool, but dumping him out of his wheelchair was a dick move
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
The Akron Zoo welcomes some ugly-ass snow leopard cubs (with video of their ugliness)
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy broke up with Caroline Wozniacki in a very brief phone call. Here's a leaked transcript of what he told her: "Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you"
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(25)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
I thought Breatharianism was just some joke Warren Ellis made up to squelch Spider Jerusalem's attempted dinner date in Transmetropolitan. Apparently this kind of crazy actually exists in our world
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(25)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere to welcome a 7-foot baby
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(51)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Some dumb Farker thinks he can actually begin the process of building... wait for it... Starfleet Academy. Feedback welcome... on the right
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(76)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk woman arrested for throwing her elderly mother out of wheelchair, exclaiming 'That was for fifty-two years of shiat'
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(75)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Baby Goat in a Wheelchair, Baby Goat in a Wheelchair, Baby Goat in a Wheelchair
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(13)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aww you went and got all comfortable with that $1,129.51 per month from the U.S. Government, and now it's going away. Good thing McDonald's has wheelchair ramps, you'll be able to get to work
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(201)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman on helium. You're welcome
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(39)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
6'3", overweight ginger pushes cute friend out of the way of a drunk driver, gets hit instead."He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life." Welcome to the friendzone, buddy
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(211)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I left entire unopened bag of frozen chicken thighs on the table last night. They are completely thawed but still cool to the touch. Cook them immediately or throw them out? Creative alternate suggestions welcome
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(322)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Rodents. On turntables. You're welcome
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(12)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Fourteen MLB games were played yesterday. Six ended in shutouts. Welcome to the 1960's
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(26)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Welcome back, fun guy. Swiss researcher says he's one study away from proving magic mushrooms can treat depression
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I guess I'll be the first to say it. I am glad to see Amanda Bynes looking healthy and happy again. We've missed you Amanda, welcome back
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(67)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Woman has her wheelchair stolen, then brought back but with missing screws, a unattached seat and a battery that was tampered with. Gets a surprise when she is given a brand new wheelchair for free. Why is it so dusty in here?
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A belated welcome to the 50-and-still-staggeringly-hot club, Jennifer Beals
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(28)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark 101. Today's lesson "The Five Steps of Inebriation"
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(40)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Timmay)
 
 
 
Here are some Dos and Don'ts for travelling in a wheelchair. Surprisingly enough, the list works for anyone, even if you don't travel in a wheelchair
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(40)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
I'll see your stolen wheelchair ramp, and raise you a truther stealing a Sandy Hook playground sign---then calling the kid's parents to taunt them
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(109)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
From the Snidely Whiplash level of evil department: Connecticut boy stuck in house after someone steals his wheelchair ramp
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(28)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Motherless kittens meet kittenless cat. You're welcome, Internet
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(17)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Nigeria would welcome the US military as liberators, honest
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(67)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry welcomes all of the thigh shooting, terrorist escaping, CTU ineptitude, and superhuman abilities of Jack Bauer back to the airwaves
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(57)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Invite - Farkers/TFers Welcome: Sat. 5.3.14, 9:30 PM, Joxer Daly's, Culver City
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Having solved all crimes, cops now decide to harass wheelchair bound vets and their service dogs outside the VA, preventing them from getting care, arresting them, charging for non-crimes and more
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(111)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Three Games 6s on the schedule tonight so it is put up or shut up. All are welcome! The night tips off at 7:00 PM on NBA TV
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pac-Man is finally welcome in a Massachusetts town after an arcade ban of 32 years was lifted
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(121)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Mavs are Back in San Antonio for Game 5. Toronto welcomes Brooklyn back to Canada in their tied series, and the Rockets will try to stave off elimination against the Blazers. It's the NBA playoffs tonight starting at 7ET on TNT and NBA TV
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