Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
69 headlines found matching 'ELC'
Sat May 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trump's America: Defense attorney arrested after telling rape victim that Trump would deport her if she testified
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets that his European adventure has "made and saved the USA many billions of dollars and millions of jobs." You're welcome, America
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 20, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ringer the cat, presumed dead after his home burned down, is found alive beneath the debris two months later by his canine buddy, Chloe. Just another example of why all animals are welcome on Caturday
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Welcome to the rapidly greening areas of Antarctica where global warming and climate change are clearly a Chinese hoax
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 16, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
School administrators fail at job, decide to place blame on book and cut it from the library. Welcome to Bost....Colorado
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 13, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
I for one do not welcome our new robot pilot overlords. This is the hair-raising story of Qantas flight QF72
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri May 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 11, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"The department doubled-down on their assertion that the drug recognition expert is better at detecting marijuana in a driver than scientific tests." Welcome to Jeff Sessions' America
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the White House. Please help yourself to a complimentary handout of the President's electoral college win. Also, be sure to admire the giant framed version of it hanging on the wall"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Sen. Graham indicated he wanted to look into Trump's business ties with Russia, Trump welcomed the probe, then lawyered up
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the post office, how can I help you?" "Yeh, ummmm, I want some stamps and envelopes and also to verify my age so I can watch porn"
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 04, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
"Welcome to my underground lair." Here are 18 homes that are hidden in plain sight
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 02, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Jay Maynard (AKA Tron Guy) no longer feels welcome at his home SF convention due to Social Justice Warriors. Now his lack of a dance belt in his costume isn't the only reason to point at him and laugh
source: medium.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 30, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the NRA hotline. If you shot someone who was armed, press 1. If you shot someone who was unarmed, press 2. If you shot someone carrying bear arms, press 3. If you shot someone with no arms, press 4"
source: fusion.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to NRA: That thing that wasn't happening is over. You're welcome
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 25, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to McDonalds. This is Grand Moff Tarkin. Would you like to try our new all-day breakfast menu?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching ... and wins. Blames eating a kebab with too much onion
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
If you live in fear of an asteroid strike, here's some detail to help flesh out your nightmares, compliments of the killjoys at the American Geophysical Union. You're welcome
source: news.agu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat April 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Plants are not only trying to reproduce in the spring--pollen raises the suicide rate in humans. I, for one, welcome our new angiospermian overlords
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 21, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
source: gog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu April 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scalpel to Tiger Woods' back: Hello again. I've missed you. Welcome back
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Smith in talks to portray the Genie in Disney's Aladdin remake, though it's unclear who will play Aladdin and welcome the Genie to Earf
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin'
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Death Race 2017, courtesy of Tennessee
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Welcome to the age of Jackie Chanamation
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico is welcoming U.S. deportees with open arms
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's the return of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Welcome back our host from his long absence starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Co-worker was talking about her Mazda and just had to say "Zoom Zoom," and now this is stuck in my head. Well, misery loves company so here you go... You're welcome
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat April 08, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a clown singing Pinball Wizard to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues. You're welcome
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed April 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to America, now give me all your social media accounts and passwords
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to 1984: Company implants workers with microchips so bosses can monitor toilet breaks and how long they work
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat April 01, 2017
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Welcome to alpacapalooza. Come for the scarves and hats, stay for the big brown eyes and cuddly feelings
source: columbian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus members to Donald Trump: welcome to the swamp, numbnuts
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new Major League Soccer team - the San Diego Footy McFooty Face
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 23, 2017
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
We're going to vote today to throw 24 million Americans off healthcare. Why don't we just go ahead and arrest 54 disabled people in wheelchairs protesting while we're at it? That ought to generate some favorable press
source: occupydemocrats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 16, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary curling brush and poutine. As opposed to: Welcome to the US. Here's your complimentary frisking and deportation
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invites Ivanka trump to the Broadway premier of "Come From Away"-a musical about a Canadian town that welcomed all the stranded US air travellers (refugees) on 9/11-or that's what they're telling Jared anyway
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When your fish has a bad swim bladder what do you do? Build it a fish wheelchair of course
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What do Dijon, Bacardi, Apple and Brie all have in common besides being food or drink items? Welcome to the new trend of food-based baby names
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 14, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Welcome to Politics 2017 - The Year of the Walk Back
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 08, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's James Van Der Beek's birthday. Welcome to 40
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The mystery of why sheep get so horny in winter has been cleared up. You're welcome
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the post-truth presidency
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is hanging up the wheelchair
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 24, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Hey white people, Jews, immigrants and Muslims: welcome to the America black people have been living in for the past 398 years. Have a seat, we'll get through this together
source: theroot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 22, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau: "Any US women that want to be bathed and brought to my chambers are welcome." By the end of the week, the US will have a worse gender-imbalance problem than China
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 21, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Donald Trump's imperial presidency, I'm Barack Obama your tour guide"
source: thefederalist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's how to silence all the political rants on your Facebook feed. You're welcome
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 17, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
♫ Do do do do, do do DO do do ♬ Welcome, adventurer to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. It's the 30th anniversary of Final Fantasy. What's your favourite Final Fantasy game? What's your least favourite? What else have you been playing this week?
source: store.steampowered.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tillerson forced to stay at sanatorium with old people in wheelchairs, 30 minutes away from other G20 attendees, because nobody booked him and his entourage a room early enough. Meets with Lavrov, then quickly has press removed from room
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 15, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NBA, where teams don't have to be good to make a ton of money
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Substitute school bus driver sees mom struggling to get her wheelchair-bound daughter down flight of steps at their house, isn't having it. At all. Gets some buddies and some free lumber from Lowe's and builds deluxe ramp in an afternoon
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cash is always welcome unless it is jock, sock or boob money
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 11, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes new ugly-ass baby tapir into the family
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Right now, the White House Press Corp is sitting in the basement of a private golf club with black plastic covering the windows so they can't watch the POTUS golf. Welcome to the new incredibly thin skinned normal, citizen
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Seattle sandwich shop channels its future public school education to welcome Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education
source: mic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 07, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Producers of Gong Show reboot are looking for performers, will hold open auditions at Glendale Galleria. Men, women, dancing machines of all ages welcome
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun February 05, 2017
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, where Americans of all stripes gather together to stuff their faces, welcome to the first Snack Food Sunday thread. This week: last minute party snacks
source: cosmopolitan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Small towns all over the world are passing resolutions stating Donald Trump is not welcome, to the amusement of residents of those places: "Why would Trump visit Gateshead? The only excitement here is the traffic lights changing on the High Street"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Steph Curry is once again dominating the NBA. Welcome back Steph, we missed you
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 30, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Aging Gen-Xer's keeping it real with drunken wheelchair skitching
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
HBO's "Becoming Warren Buffett," which airs tonight, is a timely and welcome reminder that not all billionaires turn into tiny-handed narcissistic bullies with daydreams of fascist dictatorships
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat January 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian PM responds to refugee ban: 'Welcome to Canada'
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Welcome to the official start of the 2017 motorsports season. Jeff Gordon, half of the Indycar drivers, as well as the WEC regulars are all competing in one of the great races. This is the 24 Hours of Daytona discussion thread at 2pm ET on Fox
source: blackflag.jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Designer of a hidden bicycle motor says it has been used to cheat in the Tour de France since 1998 and all past results can't be trusted. Welcome to the world of mechanical doping
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 27, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
What do a dwarf and a gnome have in common? Very little. Welcome, one and all to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, out of the blue, SWAT 4 makes its digital debut on GOG. I highly recommend this game. Tell us what you've been playing this week
source: gog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seven lies you shouldn't tell the person that's fixing your computer. You're welcome
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not only is your wood stove killing everyone else, no one knows how much smog-causing particulate it's belching out: "As with diesel engines, the level of pollution measured in a controlled test does not reflect what spews out of them in practice"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 69 of about 664 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report