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Wed February 10, 2016
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
'Dad of the Year' takes wheelchair-bound disabled son to skatepark and the results are magnificent, very dusty
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Girl has ant colony living in her brain. I, for one, welcome our new insect landlords
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Sat February 06, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After welcoming their second child, married couple have friends over for a little placenta nosh
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Sat January 30, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Caturday, please welcome your new robot cat overlords
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Fri January 29, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New in Florida: a wheelchair-accessible zipline over a lake full of alligators. Because even the differently-abled should get to experience the thrill of skirting death by carnivorous lizards
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(Time)
 
 
 
Smith cloud approaching Milky Way. Welcome to Earf
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Thu January 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Ontario - where you can legally smoke medical marijuana as long as you don't use an illegal ashtray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Making $12 million in one hour after saying you love bread? Welcome to the world of Oprah Winfrey, where the dough continues to rise
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Adult human ear grown on a rat. Welcome to the cool and creepy world of science
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals return home on Monday to a hero's welcome. Nah, only two people showed up
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Mon January 25, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unprotected Sets: Why touring can't save musicians in the age of Spotify. Welcome to the 'gig economy.'
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark thread #9,000,000. Enjoy
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(Potomac Local)
 
 
 
Welcome to an extremely dusty Caturday (tissues recommended)
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Fri January 15, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Refugees from war-torn Syria welcome in war-torn Detroit
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(32)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
We should welcome the fights between Hillary "Windmill" Clinton and Bernie "Don Quixote" Sanders
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Wed January 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In the Republicans' response to the President's SOTU address, Gov. Nikki Haley said U.S. must welcome "properly vetted legal immigrants, regardless of their race or religion. Just like we have for centuries." Guess who has a problem with this
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but you better get your Welcome to Earf signs ready
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how to build a cotton candy machine at home in two hours, with $26 worth of supplies. You're welcome
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Move over climate change, human activity is showing in rock layers worldwide. Welcome to the Anthropocene, Earth's newest geologic epoch
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome to today's traffic report. Traffic will be quite light this morning with a few roadworks in some parts. Oh, and watch out for the giant smiling sperm whale corpse on the back of a truck. Weather is next"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Massive black hole caught 'belching' galactic gas
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Fri January 01, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Sorry mermaids, you are no longer welcome at the YMCA
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Wed December 30, 2015
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Detroit Zoo welcomes 20 new ugly assed gentoo penguins to their new $29.5 million Penguinarium
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Welcome to modern America, where a successful small business owner can't even upgrade his barely livable 15,000 square foot shack to a more or less tolerable 35,000 square feet without neighbors going all Gestapo on him
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Sat December 26, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
How the Grinch stole Christmas.... And everything else. "They used all my garbage bags to take the stuff out, they used a wheelchair to take the stuff out, and we're missing one shopping cart right now"
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Fri December 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Palins welcome Zip-Tie into the world
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Sat December 19, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pluto. Avoid the "solid" nitrogen as it has the texture of toothpaste and might just swallow you up. And as the land has volatiles at their triple point, maps will become very dated, very fast. And did I mention it is very cold?
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Wed December 16, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary and her ultra-wealthy buddies propose a tax beatdown for the kinda-wealthy who haven't figured out how to hide personal income. Welcome to the new middle-class, suckers
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Mon December 14, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"If I'd known, I would have treated him differently. I wouldn't have divorced him." Justin Strzelczyk's ex-wife gives new meaning to the term "football widow"
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The art of politely bouncing a belligerent customer from your drinking establishment. "Let the guest know he's welcome to return another night, but not in the present state"
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Thu December 10, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
School welcomes unvaccinated children. Guess what happens next?
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Sat December 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sad: Soldier left brain-damaged and wheelchair-bound by bomb. Sick: Wife leaves him, spends his rehabilitation money on a new house, and takes him to court for more money. Hero tag is for the soldiers' winning attitude
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Fri December 04, 2015
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
A human, a half orc, and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it. Welcome to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Do you need more people? Sit down and stay awhile
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Sun November 29, 2015
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ice-T and Coco welcome baby girl, which they gave a surprisingly normal, non-beverage name
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Sat November 28, 2015
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
A mother and her 4 kids were able to spend Thanksgiving with Tabitha - the beloved cat they had to leave behind when fleeing from domestic abuse - thanks to the generosity of total strangers. Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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Fri November 27, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
It's time to grill some Hawkeyes for leftovers as the Nebraska Cornhuskers prepare to welcome the 11-0 Iowans to Lincoln. Because nothing says Black Friday like the Blackshirts skewering some yellow & gold. Kickoff starts at 3:30 PM ET
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Sun November 22, 2015
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Family recalls how welcome they felt as refugees from a war-torn country in the USA. "America's the best"
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Sat November 21, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
President Obama says he will welcome refugees "as long as I'm president." GOP set to file charges for impeachment
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Coming soon to some beaches in Fark's favorite state: Wheelchairs specifically made for moving across sand
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Fri November 20, 2015
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Baltimore Mayor: Refugees are welcome here. Refugees: Well, Syria wasn't *that* bad
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Mon November 16, 2015
(Esquire)
 
 
 
"We have one golden rule, and the one rule is that no one else can tell anyone else to be quiet." Welcome to possibly the worst apartment building in New York City
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Fri November 13, 2015
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome, travelers, to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Have you called in sick at work so you can play Fallout 4? Have you played any other games recently and need more people? Pull up a seat and let us know
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Thu November 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tiny kitten drinks from tiny bottle. Submitter, for one, welcomes the Politics Tab's new adorable overlords
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Tue November 10, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Animal lovers no longer welcome in New Jersey
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Mon November 09, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
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23-year-old draws huge crowds with his gravity-defying, skateboard- and BMX-style tricks. Oh, did I mention he's in a wheelchair?
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Thu November 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finds a way to track global ocean currents from space. The data suggests global warming is causing current changes that will produce "a period of global cooling". That's good right? No. Welcome to the Church of Climatology
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Tue November 03, 2015
(10 News)
 
 
 
Israeli cabinet minister proposes mass deportations of unwelcome, unregistered residents. Specifically, stray cats
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Fri October 30, 2015
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Just in time for Friday it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, GOG welcomes the Dark Sun, Ravenloft & Krynn D&D games. What are you playing? Do you need more people? Come one come all
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Wed October 28, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Being the dad who goes the extra million miles for his "Star Wars" crazed son on Halloween means building him a Death Star wheelchair for his Darth Vader costume
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Tue October 27, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I go out to pick up the newspaper at 5:30 in the morning and they're out here then," said a Colorado man, talking to the recent and unwelcome neighborhood infestation of: A) squirrels, B) black bears, or C) Cars2Go vehicles
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Mon October 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disabled man flying back from a disability accessibility conference forced to crawl off a United Airlines plane after no one brought him a wheelchair
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Sun October 25, 2015
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Be prepared to welcome your new Chinese overlords, Texas
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Wed October 21, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Lisbon Portela Airport. Please enjoy the porno movies on our large display monitors"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Today's car recall is brought to you by Toyota, who warns that nearly 6,500,000 cars worldwide may violate emissions controls by belching thick black smoke. FARK: From the car doors
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome Back to the Future. When this thread hits 88 posts, you're going to see some serious shiat
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(208)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post angry that the Clock Kid met with Sudan's president, an accused war criminal. Dick Cheney, John Yoo still welcome to write editorials for the Post any time they want
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(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Refuse to buy mandated insurance because it costs too much? Get ready to pay your assessed "shared responsibility payment". Welcome to the United Socialist States of America
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(302)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Wendy's. Would you like a toy with your Kids' Meal or a racist note?
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(151)
 


Thu October 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to "Mike Huckabee is a Gigantic Prick." Today's episode: Pastor Mike Endorses Slavery
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