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500 headlines found matching 'EDT'
Sat September 23, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's spirit animal is found in China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New fingerprint test can also determine if you're high on drugs at the same time. Yay?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for the winner of the "Worst Airport in the U.S." The award goes to (drum roll) LaGuardia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's it. This time it's for real, seriously It's dead this time. Really It's time for the Chris/Rachel love in, tonight's hero Senator John McCain. Starts 8pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
47-year-old Heather Graham looking remarkably like 27-year-old Heather Graham
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, Mueller is requesting additional Air Force One convo records, the healthcare bill sucks hardcore, and new sanctions have been announced against North Korea. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"What? No GRAVY?"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in "You're Doing It Wrong," brushing your teeth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Google and Facebook, "Remove terrorist propaganda or be fined heavily. You have two hours to comply"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chris, Rachel, and Larry should have plenty of thoughts on the Rocket Man speech. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intel and Waymo are having way mo self-driving car collaborations
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Mon September 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the news today... 3k troops are going to Afghanistan, Trump is campaigning for some Strange in Alabama, and his lawyers discussed the Russia scandal in front of a reporter. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain said he'd whip up some good old fashioned hemlock if Trump was in his restaurant. I imagine that's in the savory category?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WE'VE MADE IT TO ANOTHER FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here is your MSNBC evening block live thread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are a rich white boy that witnesses the Tube bombing and decide to tweet. Do you write: a) Hopes and Prayers b) Stay Strong c) This is why I don't take the Tube. Bonus hashtag; #therichdontdie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poll reveals most of us are ill-prepared for a zombie apocalypse. In related news, there are actually people who ARE prepared for a zombie apocalypse
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the International break, the EPL gets an early start for the weekend. The Cherries are still looking for their first points of the season at home while Brighton hope to win on the road. Kickoff at the Vitality Stadium is at 3 pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The problem with getting cut out of your mom is your grammar sucks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie reunites with her estranged father, batshiat insane right-wing actor Jon Voight. No word if the two reconciled after he sold off the family Le Baron to George Costanza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DNA Robot can deliver medicine to the bloodstream. Also, they're playing the Whiskey this Friday
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Thu September 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump tours Irma damage and shows off his big boy hands, North Korea is still crazy, and Donnie's DACA dealing dumps his defenders. MSNBC prime time lineup starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well it looks like that Justin Bieber-Marilyn Manson duet is off the table
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Copperfield magically makes a Tribble appear on his head
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial French model, 16, who was infamously hailed as the "most beautiful girl in the world" at age 6, is still turning on perverts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: India has food trucks for elephants
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Group play begins today with Barça vs Juve, Celtic vs PSG, Man Utd vs Basel, and more. Wednesday has Spurs & Dortmund, Liverpool vs Sevilla, Feyenoord vs City. Kickoff is at 2:45 EDT both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to economic predictions, all the world's money will be sucked up into a vortex on November 3rd, the day the new IPhone is released
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hairdresser's Twitter post about how to tell a wife from a lover just by her hair leaves men baffled
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Keys are farked, Cruz' excuse sucked, and questions about Comey are ducked. But us in the Maddow threads will not be bucked. This is YOUR Maddow/Hayes/O'Donnell thread. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga reveals she suffers from fibromyalgia. The disease causes body pain, fatigue, and odd geometric golf ball-like indentations on the head
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Am I the only one who has to tune out 9/11 coverage?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
As if we don't have enough natural disasters, the sun is also trying to kill us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French president suggests the country's workers are lazy. Outraged, the workers promise to take their protests to the streets once they've finished their hour-long smoking break
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sues loan company for false advertising when A) she doesn't get the loan amount they promised, B) she doesn't get the interest rate they promised, or C) she doesn't get the orgasm they promised
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has the alien megastructure mystery been solved? Turns out it's just a ring of dust, not an alien megastructure. Of course, people are so silly. The only alien megastructure is the one they use in Stargate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Irma's still blowin' stuff down, Trump tweeted a 9/11 tribute entirely about himself, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. show starts at 8pm EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is back live tonight (8PM EDT) and ......the swing through the alphabet ENDS with 2 hours of songs beginning with Y or Z (part 2)
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
West Ham need a win, but that could be a tall order against newly promoted Huddersfield town, looking to join the Manchester teams at the top of the table. It's your EPL Monday Night Football Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 3pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jim Carrey has had enough of dumb questions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump does something
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Naturally, there are looters about during Hurricane Irma
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dammit pet people of Florida in the way of Hurricane Irma, STOP tethering your animals to trees and leaving them there on your way out
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take a good look at these people because it's probably the last time they will ever be seen again
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Fri September 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IT'S FRESH HELL FRIDAY Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread, show starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest thing to be added to the list of things you're doing wrong: sneezing
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haunted by his defeat at hands of Mayweather, McGregor works on his demons with his girlfriend and child right by his side. By "demons", of course, I mean "suntan"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid Rock plans on farking anyone who disrespects the National Anthem. What about all the people who can't sing? Like Kid Rock?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists identify 27 distinct emotions, not including the "Oh, I just clicked a Daily Mail link" emotion which is simply a variation of disgust
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops said that a military response for NK is not preferable, Diaper Don claimed he just wanted to verify Clinton's "fitness" in his testimony, and DeVos is still a witch. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lobster predicts six more weeks of summer. Will be steamed and served with melted butter if he is wrong
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shortest engagement ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Do cockroaches have nipples, Greg?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops went to North Dakota to discuss tax reform because it's a safe space for him, Facebook sold ad space to Russian bots, and Irma looks super ugly, to boot. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes has been dating Jamie Foxx in secret for the past five years as her divorce from Tom Cruise had a very stringent clause in it
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Tue September 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DACA's done, Irma's approaching, and the President is still a coward. Back to live shows tonight on the Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell block. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first new chocolate introduced since the 1930s is a naturally pink, fruit-flavored chocolate called 'Ruby'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The ending of DACA, an approaching Category 5 hurricane, the ongoing specter of the Russia investigation. There is plenty for Sarah Hucky Boo Boo to dodge answering questions about. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (1:30 lol PM EDT)
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Won't someone please preserve the boyhood home of Earl Hamner Jr., the creator of the Waltons? Sure, right after we set up the creator of Gilligan's Island's home as a museum
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sure, it's a holiday. Certainly, it's a slow news day. However, that does not matter to The MSNBC Crowd, gathering from 8:00-11:00 PM EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
While there's no "live" Paul's Memory Bank this week, at 8PM EDT there will be two hours of random music and comedy, ending with a mini-tribute to Steely Dan's Walter Becker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know who else performed a sex act in a cinema as he was watching a violent war film?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA lashes out at journalists who exposed Houston toxic risk - then deletes statement
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen insists Hurricane Harvey was "part of god's plan"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study from the iPhone More Moolah Institute says kids should have phones from age three
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what all are you doing on this fine Labor Day Weekend?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims that eating helped her beat anorexia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna is moving to Portugal. It seems she needs a new accent to butcher
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is alone at the top of the record books in pole positions with Lance Stroll along side him. Ferrari has some work to do with Kimi and Vettel going off 5th and 6th. It's Monza time with the Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rich guy found impaled on iron fence had offered his wife $30 million to stop investigating him because if she didn't he was a dead man. Probably had nothing to do with his Russian mob connections
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Sat September 02, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Xfinity series takes on the lady in black, or the track too tough to tame, or whatever they are calling Darlington during throwback weekend. NBCSN 3:30 EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philosophical questions for the modern age: Could you still be busted for drunk-driving even if you were "driving" a driverless car? Maybe. What about if you were standing on the roof? Definitely
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ezekiel Elliot says it's OK that he exposed a woman's breast at the St Patrick's Day parade because he had sex with her later that day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama has become Trump-like with his requests
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research shows that boobs are the key to getting your kids to eat their vegetables
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hoo boy. Mueller visits the IRS & has the draft Comey firing letter, old man yells at clod, Russians burn docs to keep warm in SF, Trump hates his babysitter, and a 3-day weekend news dump. This is your Friday evening MSNBC thread, 8pm EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paul Anka's ex-wife: "I want child custody my way'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top RNC official resigns, more dirt on Manafort, and an end to DACA. Just another normal day in America.This is YOUR Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread. (8pm EDT on MSNBC)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man sits bare-assed on beehive to win $1000 bet, but as this is the Daily Mail, I now doubt bees and asses exist (Not safe for work)
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50% of men cannot label where the vagina is on a picture of the female body, which begs the question. What are their Fark handles?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pimp my pimples?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Houston's still underwater, Trumpy's still a dangerous idiot, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your MSNBC late night thread. the fun starts @8pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they work? It's a little complicated, but here's a tip (just the tip) - don't do what this guy did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former NBA star and noted futurist Dennis Rodman claims North Korea is starting to become a '24th century country'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you make a memorable character? How do you make a cast of unique characters? Do your characters struggle for identity or spring fully-formed from your mind? This is your Fark Writer's thread, Zeus and Athena edition
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Since there is nothing else going on in the world to keep him busy, President Trump is going to Missouri to give a speech on tax reform. This is YOUR "totally not a campaign stop" thread. (2:30 EDT)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin retracts apology for beheading Trump effigy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marijuana use causes joint issues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that show where the 10-year-old boy marries the 19-year-old girl? It's been cancelled. Can you believe it? What's next? Politically correct types always tearing down tradition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While a mega preacher can't be bothered to open his church to those in need of shelter, during Harvey, a local furniture store owner turns his two locations into two huge shelters complete with mattresses and food for everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No. No. No no no no
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We knew Jackie 'O', and you are not Jackie 'O', Kim Kardshian
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Husband of woman who went missing at sea in the Bahamas during their honeymoon is arrested by FBI over the theft of rare gold and silver coins worth $100,000
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will KO murderdeathkill Shane? Will Dolph's new "best of everyone else's" entrance tank as fast as his world title run? Will Nakamura Kinshasa an entire subcontinent to hinder Jinder? All this and more in your GLORIOUS SDL thread - live at 8 pm EDT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donnie makes it all about Donnie in Texas, more subpoenas from Mueller, and "all options" are on the table for dealing with North Korea. This is YOUR Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread. (Starts at 8 PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the world end between September 20-23 when planet Nibiru slams into Earth? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are lining up for $1,200 tickets to see Hillary Clinton explain why she's not the president. It says so right here in the paper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Romero Institute conclude cats like having their head scratched because it reminds them of their mothers who licked their faces when they were kittens
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brand New tops the Billboard. I'm sure they're new but what's the name of the band? They're Brand New. I know they're new, I heard you the first time, but what's the name of what's the name of the band and who the fark is on second?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so a fresh week of WTF awaits us. Today, Two Scoops decided the police need more military surplus equipment, and more details about Trump Tower Russia appeared. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter Y (Part 1). Yeah, I skipped "X", I'm not playing Xanadu
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS suicide bomber gets cold feet, runs away after coming under fire. Explosionarity ensues (with video)
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor drowned his sorrows after his loss to Mayweather by running up a $100,400 bar tab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slicing bread? You're doing it wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm quitting before 2020"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frankly my dear, this has gotten out of hand
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows that people are extremely bad at recalling iconic logos for Apple, Burger King, Starbucks, Domino's, and other household names of Corporate America. Clearly more advertising is needed to correct this problem
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You too can own a car used in a James Bond film. Fark: The AMC Hornet X used in the corkscrew jump in The Man With the Golden Gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had a bulbous body covered in purple skin, blue-ringed eyes, and a pig-like nose then you would spend most of your life underground too
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen livestreams her little sister's death after drunk driving crash. Says she did it so her family could "pay for the funeral" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly checking reservations
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is allegedly looking at Flynn's role in obtaining buttery males, Harvey is now a Category 3 hurricane (stay safe TX Farkers), and Two Scoops has been quiet... too quiet. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Two days in a row We are all special. Let's see if The Huckster's eyes stay together today. It is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. Start time of 1:45 PM EDT, or so they say
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
71-year-old woman is considerate enough to leave her dashcam running while she goes out for a round of drunk driving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange president launches green initiative in fitness
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iran bans ugly people from being teachers: "Women with facial hair and men with acne, scars and fewer than 20 teeth will not be allowed in the classroom." Obviously, they all got teaching jobs in West Virginia
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders praise her boss? Will we get another letter from Pickle? What utter absurdity will we hear? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing. (2:30 PM EDT "start")
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
It's Left Coast time for SpaceX, as they launch a Taiwanese earth observation satellite with a drone ship landing. Launch at 2:50 EDT, 11:50 Pacific, with SpaceX commentary starting about 20 minutes before
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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Wed August 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy gave a shiat speech last night, Arpaio remains unpardoned, and Kushbot's been sent to bring peace to the Middle East. Here's your MSNBC livethread, Hayes @ 8, Rach @9, and Larry @10, all times EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First bourbon, then pizza, now spaghetti sauce covers a highway in third Arkansas food spill in as many weeks. Golden Corral plans to open new restaurant in the same place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst wedding disasters of all time. "The groom revealed his wife had been sleeping with the best man"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Son, you got a panty on your head"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy might pardon Arpaio tonight, and that has destroyed my sense of humor on this one. it's the MSNBC live-thread. Hayes @8, Rach @9, Larry @10, all times EDT
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(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
The Summer of Unhindering marches on. How long will Natty reign supreme? Who is more likely to make TV: Ryder or Corbin? Will KO fight Shane? How can we handle two hours without Cena or Roman? Oh what a glorious evening for SDL 8pm EDT USA
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
USS John McCain may have been attacked by a cyber weapon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a good way to get you back to the gym
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT Paul's Memory Bank continues with W Songs Part 2. If you remember what ended the show last week, you know how it begins tonight, though this version was never heard on The Lone Ranger. And who knew Jerry Lewis had a top 10 song?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can New York be real Giants and stomp all over the Browns or will Cleveland actually start playing on a NFL level and pull out a win? It's preseason MNF starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple buries a job application for an engineer deep in its website
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trying to look like a Barbie doll. New hotness: Trying to look like a Sex doll
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth will not abdicate, stand aside, and let Charles take her duties as officials seek to quash rumors the monarch will make him Prince Regent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Couric: urine trouble
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How much money did Jerry Lewis help raise with his 36 years of hosting MDA telethons? Not much ... just $2 billion
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Because we all need some "dawwww" time, here are some overfriendly oversized puppers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways to United: Oh, you think YOU treat your customers bad? Well, hold our beer and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Who's a good little fish? You are. Yes you are. You're a good little fish"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neo Nazi Jason Kessler has gone into hiding
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons it must mean you're rich
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's the Politics of Dancing Dragons and Changelings when Spike invites Thorax and Ember to Ponyville on the same day. Will the Tsundere squash the Love Bug? Find out on My Little Pony - Triple Threat Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Ding dong, the Bannon's gone...♫, Heather Heyer's mother tells Trump to leave her alone, the Arts & Humanities council resigned en masse, and the day isn't over yet. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines decides to join the big boys by kicking passengers off a flight after they criticized the airline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's son James gives $1 million to anti-defamation league and denounces Trump's hateful rhetoric, stating "there are no good nazis, klansmen, or terrorists"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi
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Thu August 17, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A terrorist attack happened in Barcelona, which Two Scoops condemned upon receiving some very fast "facts" apparently, and Felix Sater says that he's going to jail... with Two Scoops. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers discover farming is making salmon go deaf, recommend the fish limit heavy machinery use to just one hour a day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just say neigh to drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer loses their host. No this is not a repeat
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the Master Race, Florida edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Application to conduct cross burning on Stone Mountain denied. Although the commission said they'd be OK if the Klan wanted to throw themselves off the top of the mountain in protest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO councils are gone, the GOP doesn't want to condemn Two Scoops specifically for his racist remarks, and Betsy DeVos is doubling down to push her agenda through. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA's LRO team wants you to wave at the moon during the eclipse. Unless you're Ozzy, of course
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a new test to find out whether you have the condition wherein you taste words. It starts out with a bowl of alphabet soup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Israel's wall along the Gaza Strip has solved all their problems except now the wall should be extended downwards so that those terrorists can't dig tunnels. They've also decided to add a moat. Oh, the Mexicans will be paying for it
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Tue August 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will All-American John Cena defeat that evil foreigner Jinder Mahal? Will the lone wolf Baron Corbin keep his feud up with immigrant Nakamura? Will a man control the destiny of the women's title? This just seems like bad timing. SDL USA 8pm EDT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At his presser today, Two Scoops showed sympathy for Nazis, blamed the fictitious "Alt-left" of being "equally bad", and went utterly beyond the pale, pretty much locking up the news tonight. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A single glass of wine a day is great for your heart and could make you live up to a fifth longer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come check out this "Digital Detox" camp that helps kids break their internet addiction through counseling and exercise. And when that doesn't work, tortures them to death
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No, no, no, no, no, no, HELL NO, no, no
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Sasha be jet-flyin to Summerslam after her match with Nia? Will Dean make up with Seth in Marriott room 806? Will Roman flop? Wooooooooo, it's Monday Night Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A delayed condemnation, followed up by reports promising to pardon Arpaio, a vehicle attack happened in Paris, and Two Scoops approval ratings drops even further. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "W", the library is so full of them we'll split it up for two shows. We'll have a quickie tribute to Glen Campbell sometime during the show
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ben's bongs to fall silent for four years. Says he'll go with edibles in the meantime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from the "No shiat, Sherlock" journal finds that you shouldn't use smiley face emojis in formal business emails because it makes you look incompetent :) xxxxx
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinkers share the most ridiculous vessels they've ever been served drinks from, including a laundry basket, lightbulb and a plastic bag. Unclear why they don't just drink from the bottle
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Just the thing to liven up your Monday lunch hour: SpaceX launches to the International Space Station, complete with first-stage recovery at Landing Zone 1. Launch scheduled for 12:30pm ET, live stream starts about 12:10pm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should you leave your kids home alone for summer holiday for weeks at a time? I guess it depends on how much damage to your house you're willing to endure
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's new detective series set to launch. It's about a young wizard who goes to wizard school and then opens a detective agency for wizards. Not affiliated with the Magical Law Enforcement Squad
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bottled water is ruining your teeth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
On what issue have conservatives been on the right side of history? Fifty years down the line, have we *ever* said "Oh, they were totally right?"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's awesome in your life today?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HAPPY NEWSDUMP NIGHT We haven't all died in nuclear fire yet, so let's watch some TV. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live thread, Chris starts @8, Rach @ 9, Larry @10 (EDT all)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Giants break down the Steel Curtain? Will Patrick Mahomes make the 49ers defense kneel? Will the... ah, it's just preseason, but join Fark anyway as the games kick off at 7pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How important are cell phones to millennials? South Carolina man, 22, dies after running back into burning mobile home so he could retrieve his cell phone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I fark exclusively via mobile. In recent weeks, notifications for links has gone up substantially. Sign of the times, or hypersensitivity?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thank God it's Friday, can't wait to get to the liquor store, screech... slam... ouch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if beach sand doesn't chafe enough. (Warning: Probably not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The emperor's new fall line (not safe for work)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The wannabe god-kings with bad hair haven't killed us all yet, so let's watch some MSNBC and be friendly. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. Shows start at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"So, why were you convicted?" "Biased jury" , "lawyer farked me" , "I pled guilty" , "a parrot bit me"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dead sex worker at Democratic donor's house violates both live boy/dead girl rules
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not debris, it's DiGiorno
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors spend a lot of time and effort trying to get their neighbor to turn off the garden light when they just could have bought some curtains. I got some nice blackout curtains on Amazon because the sun keeps rising no matter what I do
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in eight Americans are now alcoholics. USA USA USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Less nuclear panic today, more bizarre tweetstorms, Manafort's house was raided and nobody noticed. Let's see what drops next, this is tonights Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live thread. show starts at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has invented the turbolift. 'Bridge'
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Tue August 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops promises "fire and fury" in response to the North Korean threats, Yertle tells Two Scoops to back off, and rural Americans are feeding leopards over the withdrawal from the TPP. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
For those of you looking to get into mid-season form, the UEFA Super Cup has Real Madrid vs Manchester United on FS1 at 2:45 p.m. EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Developers in Dubai planning underwater mansions. Subby meantime stuck with underwater mortgage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers demand millions in ransom for stolen Game of Thrones data after releasing upcoming episode synopsis as well as a month's worth of emails from HBO vice president
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you mean we have to pay our taxes? This is an outrage. Give us back our street immediately, don't you know we're rich?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Watching MSNBC, it's where all the cool kids hang out. Come join us tonight, 9 PM EDT as we repeat the mantra "Mueller's still working.Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working." And maybe Chris and Rachel are back?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun be the Last Hoss Standing? What's Ambrose's real motives with Rollins? Can Balor outwit Bray Wyatt's mindgames? Give Bayley a hug, then tune into WWE Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
When Paul's Memory Bank talks about UV, he doesn't mean UltraViolet. We're combining the songs beginning with the letters U and V in one show tonight. Check in at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex expert suggests women listen to what their vaginas are saying. Barring that, maybe lip reading would work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driverless cars can misread stop signs that have "love STOP hate" graffiti and interpret them as 45 MPH, but since this is the Daily Mail you now have to question the existence of love and hate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I think your dog is broken"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Using the latest GPS technology, geographers discover that your favorite civic monument builders were doing it WRONG and their markers lack credibility. "Equally humiliating is London's claims of accurately pinpointing the Greenwich Prime Meridian"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy they've been looking for in an effort involving search parties and dogs has been found dead in his house. Probably should have started there with the search party, just sayin'
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Farkers, we're boned. And not in the good way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest threat to your existence? Dirty sponges
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joe vs. The Cheeto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever found stuff in your new home left there by past tenants? Newspapers? Old pictures? Ok. How about snakes?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh...HIGH heels. Now I get the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Can you hear me now?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm Eric: "I'm being censored." Rest of Twitter: "You're an idiot." I'm Eric: "I'm Eric"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How are under-performing employees handled where you work? This company takes a rather extreme approach
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps leading the police on a 120mph chase is not the best decision when driving a Volkswagen Scirocco
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sessions decided to double down on "leakers" and is going after reporters, PharmaBro has been convicted, Flynn filed an amended financial report, and it's relatively tame today. It's your Hayes/Engel/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen's divorce is back on. Well, that explains the long face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soda consumption drops to a new 31-year low, as people look at the economy, job market and political atmosphere and decide it's just easier to switch over to alcohol
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Thu August 03, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller Time is here: a grand jury has been impaneled, subpoenas issued in re: Diaper Don's June 2016 meeting, leaked transcripts that are offensive, and a rally with "big news" to come. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's been six long months, but real (ish) football is finally here again. This is YOUR Cowboys/Cardinals preseason Hall of Fame game thread, 8pm EDT on NBC
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops have a massive meltdown? Will he raise up the crowd as a Trumpian army to defend his great presidency? This is YOUR Donald Trump West Virginia rally thread at 7PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Denmark, Game of Thrones isn't fantasy. And if this gets greenlit, someone will probably link the garish mausoleum he refuses to be buried in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna's brother says he's got another Madonna tell-all book in him which is, by definition, not a tell-all book because he did that in the first book. This would be a tell-stuff-I-forgot in the first-book, book
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London denies Kanye West's $10 million claim for his cancelled shows after determining his whole tour went to pot
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man carjacks woman. Fark: He has to get her help because he couldn't figure out the push button ignition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If President Duterte thinks that 'Kim Jong-un is a chubby-faced maniac playing with dangerous toys', then perhaps we should really worry
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Russian sanctions bill was signed, a racist immigration bill was introduced, the WH Press Briefing was unhinged, and Two Scoops is doubling down on his fake phone calls. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian anti-immigration group posts picture on their Facebook page of bus full of scary Muslim women wearing veils, but are actually just bus seats. Allah Akbus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom almost goes blind from holy water, which seems counter to all the holy water stories subby has heard previously
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Tue August 01, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops crafted his son's meeting denials, DEA confirms that joking about police abuse isn't funny, and Paul Ryan really wants that wall. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Netflix is bringing back Carol Burnett in Kids Say the Darnedest Things or something a lot like that
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Story Time with Hucky Boo Boo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. The derision and condescension is scheduled for 2PM EDT on C-Span
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drivers are advised to remain in place until the ferry is fully docked
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Mon July 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's no WH chaos, but Mooch has to go, Venezuelan president faces sanctions, Arpaio is guilty of contempt, and it's only Monday, folks. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Who will win the main event hoss match? Will Show continue to be a face against Cass? Do the women even have a storyline at this point? Will Miz mock Jason Jordan for having a father not as cool as his? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank will 'tee up' 2 more hours of songs beginning with the letter "T". The end of the swing through the alphabet is almost in sight. The DJ is actually going to have to think of topics soon
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We the people are deemed worthy today of receiving our dosage of spin. Sarah Huckabee shall grace us with her effervescent personality and quick wit in YOUR White House Press briefing at 3:45 PM EDT on C-Span
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Asteroid skimming Earth's atmosphere will test the NASA Planetary Defense System. In other news, we have a NASA Planetary Defense System
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seals don't usually swim up Deltas do they?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mrs. Mooch speaks out
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy proves he know more about dinosaurs than the Natural History Museum in London. InGen immediately offers him a job
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm a copper shark. I'm a copper shaaaark. Thanks for the fiiiiiiiiish. I'm a copper shaaaark
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There's quick, and then there's 108 MPH line drive to the head quick
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who, this puppy? Yes, her. Couldn't be. Then w...actually she still has her head in the jar, so it was her
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Priebus is out, Mooch's wife is fed up, a general is now Chief of Staff, and the healthcare bill failed (thank goodness). It's your Hayes/Maddow/Engle/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute finds religious people cling to beliefs even when they contradict evidence because they are overly emotional and irrational
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many North Koreans does it take to launch a new missile? A: two. One to launch it, and one to watch Japanese news to see where it crashed into the ocean
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-partying 57-year-old who imported German liquid ecstasy in wine bottles is jailed for 20 years after police found $1 million worth of drugs at his home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parenting mistakes you shouldn't make but will anyway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what's your favorite kind of salad? Don't let anyone toss it now
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Thu July 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Pentagon said nothing will change due to a Tweet, the DOJ states that sexual orientation isn't protected from workplace discrimination, and Two Scoops may veto the Russian sanctions, it's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even at 49, Stephanie Seymour is hotter than your 20 something girlfriend. (Not Safe for Work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Poland, it's legal to steal beer if you're naked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult group that believes Jesus is a Chinese woman. Then things get weird
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do the people in your state hate the most? Here's a handy map to find out. Oh, and Utah, you're not fooling anyone
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops banned transgender soldiers in the military in an early morning tweet, the ACA repeal failed, Scalise was discharged from the hospital, and Duterte doubles down on his hate speech. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sees dead mom watering plants on Google Heaven
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve will hold interest rates firm as the jobless rate hits a sixteen-year low
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to study, average Brit should be in prison
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ride 'em cowdog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Turkey decides to provoke a religious war with Israel
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House approves Russian sanctions, Manafort's been subpoenaed, Senator Collins didn't notice the mic was live, and Yertle finally got 50 votes. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. The show starts at 9 PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Kill it with fire is not a good way to accomplish your mission when it's a bug under the bed
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch our public servants discuss taking away healthcare from millions so they can fund tax cuts to the people who donate to their campaigns. At least one of them needs to get a brain, moran. Live on C-SPAN @ 2:15pm EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which beverage is better to perk you up, coffee or tea?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives his backing to Jared in official White House statement
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest forced a boy to perform oral sex on him after counseling the 10-year-old about misbehaving
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner "did not collude", EPIC failure regarding the Voting Commission, an errant US airstrike, Poland is looking more like a dictatorship, and Duterte calls the U.S. a "lousy country". It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "T" (and 'The' doesn't count). We're going all the way back to 1939 for the first one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to your new job as a programmer. Here is your employee ID card, your lanyard, and the microchip we would like to implant in you
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, these used to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bosses reveal worst job interviews they've sat through, including the girl who wanted her mother to sit with her and the guy who dropped his meth. Oops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who walks his pet sheep everywhere is banned from all supermarket stores after hitting member of staff who asked him to leave (with pic of the lovely couple)
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Sat July 22, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who is Westmoreland? Why is he after Kira? What is Rachel's endgame? Will Sarah rescue her daughter? Only three episodes left before TV's most compelling Clone Saga ends. Orphan Black, 10PM ET, BBC America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The attorney for the Minnesota cop who shot an unarmed woman wants to know if she was on Ambien on that fateful night. Well this could change everything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out you don't have to be a teacher to sleep with under age boys. Huh
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The prototypes are staying home this weekend, but that's all right, Lime Rock doesn't have room for them anyways. The GT cars take center stage for the Northeast Grand Prix, Saturday at 3pm EDT on FS2 for American viewers, IMSA TV for everyone else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Strike one: Your wedding is washed out by Cyclone Debbie. Strike two: Four months later your honeymoon is rocked by a earthquake in Greece. Strike three:???
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You knew it was just a matter of time: Mother Teresa has appeared on a tree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke finally apologizes for the 'most atrocious cockney accent in the history of cinema'
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Fri July 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Snekretary has left the building, Scaramucci does the fandango, Manafort is under investigation, and an Al Qaeda suspect was brought into the US for trial. It's your Friday night Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
33-year-old grandfather and Mike Tyson fan... wait, it gets better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Transsexual club queen and cartoonish plastic surgery diva claims she had an affair with a now married rapper and people are speculating that it was Kanye West
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Korn guitarist tries to troll the music industry by calling Linkin Park singer's suicide cowardly, forgets no one gives a damn about his opinion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg could tie Trump in 2020 if the election happened today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I say attractive women are suspicious just so I can touch them," reveals TSA agent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman wonders why her car has suddenly broken down, is stunned to discover dog hiding in the engine. With pic of dog with "did i do that?" look on its face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom at hospital forced to wait three hours with her dead baby in a bag, which was subby's favorite Loudon Wainwright tune back in the day
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Thu July 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Keebler is going to stay in his tree, Tillerson's past is coming back to haunt him, and Sam Clovis, noted climate change skeptic, was nominated for the top scientific spot at the USDA; it's your Rachel Maddow discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple claim they can orgasm for up to 18 hours just from hugging. Little man in the boat unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain calls on Nevada Republican who wished her father John would "just f*cking die already" to resign
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank under scrutiny for giving Trump hundreds of loans - and has been contacted by the Mueller Russia investigation in relation to the accounts
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. military wasting over a hundred grand a month on Trump Tower even though Trump hasn't been there once. Oh, I know, they're laundering money. Trump Tower's good for that
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court says you can be related to your grandparents, Keebler wants to steal your cookies, and some Congressmen are finally questioning Ivanka's security clearance. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former model pays to have four pints of fat injected into her buttocks for the Kim Kardashian look. Of course, if she really wants the whole package, she might consider having a few pints injected directly into her head
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) diagnosed with brain cancer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5 year-old and 2 year-old crash car even though one steered and one worked the brakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-J
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Tue July 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yet another Russian agent in the meeting with Half-Scoop, Manafort's loans are under investigation, and Yertle reels from last night's wealthcare bill implosion. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. 9 PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I know, it's hard to believe, but a toddler crawls around on the floor and eats stuff he or she ain't supposed to. Mum is amazed. Those darned toddlers
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(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
Jinder is bringing a prison. The Usos might bring their penitentiary. Breezango will get their FBI on. John Cena will be supporting the troops as he gears up for a flag match. I'm noticing a theme for the blue brand. Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hundreds of villagers band together to raise £275,000 to buy their local pub after developers threaten to turn it into new housing. That's the spirit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know...Fart Taco is a pretty good name for your...oh wait
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best thing for your brain? The Viking Diet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All hail the new overlord of the Independent Republic of Middlewatch - a pensioner pissed off about Brexit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach gets ready to put on his prison stripes. Yeah, yeah, Trump's voter guy is a crook. You didn't know?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to piss on a Russian Typhoon-class submarine, here's your chance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I apologize for the two-hour delay but we are now on our way cruising at 36,000 feet and remarkably underweight. Oops that must mean we forgot the luggage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Filing a false police report can result in jail time. Especially when you send fake texts that purport to be from some poor guy who didn't want to date you. Subby's just assuming
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know a Bayeux-style tapestry is, but here is one celebrating the seventh season of Game of Thrones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inmate who couldn't find a job because of the tattoo DEVAST8 across his face has now received 45 job offers but turned them down because he is waiting for the 'right' one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl gets battery stuck up her nose for six months but she's fine now that it's been removed and she's learned not to do that again. However, now she does plan on sticking her fingers in a wall socket to see what that's like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tanning Mom--who was arrested for taking her daughter to tanning salon--outraged after her daughter returned from school recess with a sunburn
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wife calls skydiving company in an attempt to stop her husband's suicide. Aww chute
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even if I had half the heart that this kid has I still couldn't complete a triathlon, but I guess that would be a quarter heart
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Fri July 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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