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Mon December 11, 2017
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kimberly Jones, whose video of her bullied son is all over the world today, may have wanted to purge all the racism from her social media accounts before going viral. Article Updated: Facebook profile allegedly fake
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Fri December 08, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Putative (Putin-tive?) CFPB head Mulvaney repeatedly pressed the CFPB to back off payday lenders as they bankrolled his congressional races
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
First they came for Paul Manafort, but I did not care because I was not a foreign agent money launderer for Russia and Ukraine, allegedly (NSFW language)
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Avocado hand" injuries are such a problem in England that Marks & Spencer is now selling seedless avocados
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
That's "GUILTY!" *hits desk repeatedly with fist* GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's largest Starbucks opens. It is reportedly so big that the next closest Starbucks to it will be 4 blocks away
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Mon December 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The tax plan the Senate just passed could force lawmakers to rewrite the tax code repeatedly for years to come. BRILLIANT
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions demands the nation "get its head together" and push to end sanctuary cities because someone allegedly got away with murder
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump's "unsolved mystery" claim about Morning Joe is pants on fire, according to PolitiFact. Reportedly, he will send some teenagers and their dog down to Florida to look into it
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Thu November 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly sent explosive devices to Pres. Obama and Texas Governor Greg Abbott was arrested after her cat's hair was found on the devices. It's as yet unclear what her or the cat's motive was
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just cranked "You Could Be Mine" on the home stereo and now the 4 year old is running around saying "cocaine tongue" repeatedly. Wife isnt home yet. Am I in trouble?
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Great One" getting weekly show on Fox News undoubtedly to add additional balance
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Fri November 17, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Justice League movie made Gal Gadot vomit repeatedly. Movie critics everywhere nod in agreement
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Thu November 16, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Huckabooboo Strikes Back part 2: Election Boogaloo. Will she defend Roy Moore? Will the Press needle her on Trump's Asian trip? Is there anybody out there? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 3pm EST)
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife claims the restaurant where he allegedly attacked one of his accusers wasn't even built back then, forgets there are things called records that local reporters can go to the library and check out
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's Hedley
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Successful Obama-era program that paired service dogs with wounded vets unexpectedly told to clear out because (do you even have to ask?)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore (allegedly) loves little girls. MSNBC evening block, festivities start at 8pm EST
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Two NYPD officers resign after indictments for allegedly sexually assaulting a teen in custody
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So my mom gave me these weird fruit thingies called pluots. It's apparently so obscure that Chrome spellcheck redlines it. So have an obscure fruit and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/15-10/21, Pluot Edition
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Thu October 26, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida woman's dress repeatedly blows up to expose her lady parts, obviously necessitating MASSIVE law enforcement response
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
EU 27 allegedly give the go-ahead to Phase II Brexit talks, claims Tusk DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Indiana county shuts down successful needle exchange program because Jesus
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Reserve police officer who is also Indiana University's emergency management director found asleep, allegedly drunk and covered in vomit in the driver's seat of a running car
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Trump supporter claims religious discrimination after bar supposedly kicks him out for wearing a MAGA hat. At least they now openly admit they're part of a cult
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera had a bad baseball year, and now he is slapped with a paternity suit from a woman he supposedly hit a home run with
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Braves GM, fired for allegedly violating MLB rules on international signings, is lawyering up and preparing to sue team. Strangely, when firing for cause, higher-ups normally do not offer you a fat severance package in exchange for your silence
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Mon October 09, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study finds fewer men will hold down productive jobs when they're passed out in an alley behind a bar with a heroin needle sticking out of the arm
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In an attempt to have repeat customers, a rehab CEO allegedly tried to sell heroin and fentanyl to the addicts the facility was designed to heal
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GA Middle school history teacher gives her class a homework assignment to create a "Colorful Mascot" representing the Nazi party. Needless to say parents are Fuherious
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Converse man arrested for allegedly beating children with belt, 'switch'. Someone should kick him in the head with some Chuck Taylors
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The use of microneedles can increase the effectiveness of topical anesthesia used in dentistry. Yes, it's safe
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
NRA silencer bill repeatedly suppressed by mass shootings
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly attacking officers with flaming broom
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to use social media to effectively call out those faceless, incompetent corporations who do things like redlight your masterpiece of a headline in favor of some lowbrow trollbait
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon allegedly attempted to plant mole among Facebook staff, Mr. Toad on board of directors
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Despite March 2019 already being set as the date for Brexit, Britain's exit bill is curiously and repeatedly unspecific about the exit date. It's almost as if they might be having second thoughts
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Mon September 18, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northrop Grumman is buying Orbital ATK for $7.8 billion. Orbital CEO reportedly very supportive of this transaction, swimming pools full of cash
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bengals players are reportedly wishing for the front office to choose between a no-talent quarterback with a lot of baggage and Colin Kapernick
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A male colleague I've repeatedly rejected keeps asking me out. I work for a small company; I don't want my boss to think I'm sensitive and weak. Our company doesn't have HR, which is a problem. What can I do to stop the harassment?"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the battle of two Week 1 clunkers, who will avoid being one again in Week 2? Will Andy Dalton finally have his groove or will J. J. Watt squash him repeatedly? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NFL Network
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Wed September 13, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Members of 'uncontacted' tribe reportedly murdered by gold miners in Amazon. On the bright side, at least their remains are eligible for free next-day shipping
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone paints a statue of Columbus's hands with red paint. Police are calling it a hate crime. Fifteenth century Italian community reportedly shaken, worried
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Genetics Society of Japan goes unexpectedly PC, declares "dominant" and "recessive" invalid terms for genes because their Japanese renderings are prejudiced against possessors of so-called recessive genes, advocates "overt" and "latent"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Android Police)
 
 
 
Facebook reportedly "testing UI changes", conveniently right as you had gotten used to the last ones
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Wed September 06, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Repeatedly walking past a gas station will cause suspicion. Doing it with no pants will cause arrest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After Irma came ashore on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin, the four "most solid " buildings on the island have all been reportedly destroyed
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary's wife Louise Linton: Let me apologize whole-heartedly for my suggestion on Instagram as to the eating of cake. If any of you filthy peasants were offended let me just say...wait, let me start over
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently even Trump's former bodyguard, go-to goon when he needs an FBI director fired, and "Director of White House Operations" Keith Schiller has hit the eject button, reportedly leaving Trump "crushed"
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Serena Williams **grunt** reportedly gives **yaaaaaaeagggghh** birth to **uhhhhnnnn** baby girl **keeeeeeee**
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Fri September 01, 2017
(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
But it was the note the suspect allegedly handed to the teller - reading "This is a robbery, give me 5,000 nobody gets shot." - "The opposite side of the note appeared to be a payroll stub," the warrant says
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Thu August 31, 2017
(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco moves ahead with ban on autonomous, rolling delivery robots. Joey Cramer reportedly despondent
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What does Metallica's Enter Sandman sound like in every genre of music? Here's a medley to let you know
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Oyster condos' helped save a Maine town's shellfish legacy. Shrimp reportedly getting into the timeshare business while lobstermen are sticking with their secret lairs
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Tue August 29, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Shady contractor does shoddy job on detached garage that doesn't meet local code, and skips town with the money, then "Union Thugs" unexpectedly show up and tear it down... building her a new one to code for free
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Veterinary nurse desperate for attention repeatedly poisoned her own dog
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Sat August 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What opioid epidemic (slips needle back into prosthetic leg)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly ending DACA protections for undocumented immigrants who arrived as children in a move that will thrill white supremacists
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Fri August 25, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is allegedly looking at Flynn's role in obtaining buttery males, Harvey is now a Category 3 hurricane (stay safe TX Farkers), and Two Scoops has been quiet... too quiet. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suggesting everything is not all sweetness and light within the GOP, Trump is reportedly considering endorsing Jeff Flake's primary opponent at his Phoenix rally, while a McConnell-aligned PAC is running attack ads calling her "Chemtrails Kelli"
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
I hate neo-Nazi cruises
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Thu August 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP is now openly, on the record, questioning Trump's competence. Pence suddenly returned from South America. Everyone's headed to Camp David tomorrow, supposedly to discuss Best Korea. Is it 25th Amendment time, folks?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him
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Wed August 16, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Knoxville TN doesn't have Confederate Monuments? "Obviously there were many Confederate sympathizers, but East Tennessee was decidedly pro-Union -- and it maintained its pro-Union sentiment after the war"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you remove the narrator and add in synth to The Wonder Years, the show becomes decidedly unsettling. Well, moreso; that show was always just a bit off-putting
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chinese automakers are reportedly considering buying Fiat Chrysler, build quality and reliability are expected to slightly improve
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pantone creates a new color in honor of Prince named "Love Symbol #2", which is admittedly better than Subby's suggestion of "Royal Purple"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Officers were involved in a decidedly slow-speed early morning pursuit in New Orleans East when they chased down a man attempting to steal a steamroller"
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