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Fri March 24, 2017
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Okay, stay with me. Hookers allegedly turned a gay man straight. Wait, there's more. This claim comes from a "Christian consultant." WAIT, there's more. The hookers accomplished this feat not as you would expect, but with an anointed cake
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
VERY belatedly, CNN suddenly remember what the middle "N" in their name stands for, and start acting like actual journalists, deploying a split screen to debunk Idiot Spice's lies in real time as they televise his press briefings
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Sheriff is looking for a needle in a crate of needles
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Back in the 80s and 90s, muppet Ronald Grump repeatedly tried to gentrify Sesame Street and knock down Oscar the Grouch's trashcan for luxury developments
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reaches his limit with the mighty oak forehead Jeffrey Lord over Russiagate, exasperatedly snapping "OH COME ON"
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Bad: You're pulled over by police. Worse: you have drug paraphernalia in your car. Solution: toss the hypodermic needles to your toddler in the back seat
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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Sat March 11, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Redneck, admittedly without an education, challenges Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate thinking he's scared. Not News: Whether or not the Earth is flat. Fark: This idiot really is a flat earther. Dumbass: Yes, he thinks the world is flat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort's daughter allegedly sent out text messages claiming her father had people killed
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Proposal: Introduce Samurai wasp to control stink bugs. Coming soon: Chinese needle snakes and gorillas
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone repeatedly opens mouth, inserts foot on Twitter
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Fri March 03, 2017
(ELLE)
 
 
 
Emma Watson's latest spread for Vanity Fair is causing a stir, with some people calling her "provocative" photos decidedly un-feminist. Because having breasts is illegal if you want gender equality
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Trump's visit to the UK will reportedly be mostly spent in Scotland, "in order to deter protestors". Boy, is he in for a shock
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Wed March 01, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
How many episodes of a TV show to you watch before you decide to bail on it? I'm in the middle of the third episode of Mad Men, supposedly one of the greatest shows of all time, and I am not finding it gripping. Do I need to hang in there?
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(CNN)
 
Fake
 
Evil liberal leftist enemy of democracy CNN continues to destroy America by praising Donald Trump for using the power of his spoken words to single-handedly send the DJIA soaring 200 points to over 21,000
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Tue February 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
26 years after the fact, man sues U2 for allegedly copying his song for their song "The Fly." Listen to the two songs in the article and you'll see why a judge is going to say "I find you guilty of wasting my time"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports out of North Korea say Kim Jong Un had five senior security officials executed by antiaircraft gun because they submitted "false reports" that "enraged" Un. When briefed on the incident, President Trump reportedly asked: You can DO that?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
America trusts the media over Trump by a 2 to 1 margin in new poll. Undoubtedly, Trump will take this to heart and stop being a lying conman not worthy of the job of dog catcher, never mind President of the United States
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Big Sugar research supposedly proved that American's diet needed to cut out the Fat instead of the Sugar. This worked out really well for Big Sugar and Wilford Brimley. Everyone else? Not so well
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Sat February 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average Tooth Fairy payout hits all-time high of $4.66 in 2016. Entrepreneurial kids across the country reportedly going "full Kentucky" to cash in on these high rates
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Wed February 22, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Leah Rimini says Tom Cruise could singlehandedly put an end to Scientology. Although more people would rather see him put an end to the "Mission: Impossible" franchise
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis unexpectedly visits Iraq, says the US isn't there to steal its precious, precious oil
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lolsassin was allegedly duped into offing Kim Jong Nam, thinking it was just a hidden camera prank show
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP is reconsidering Town Hall meetings after Republican politicians get called out repeatedly on their bullshiat by constituents
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Sun February 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Greenlight gets the redlight
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Gay man allegedly attacked in D.C.'s Logan Circle. According to police, four white men between 20-30 years old approached the victim, with one suspect saying "Hey Snowflake, this is what a Trump America looks like, f****t"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's say Kanye West actually ran for president in 2020, as he has halfheartedly hinted he may on Twitter - and that he won. The first lady of the United States would then be Kim Kardashian." Dude, it's time to stop posting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charles Oakley is escorted from the NY Knicks game for showing more fight in him than the team (and allegedly going after the Knicks' owner too)
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Two rednecks confront each other over a traffic violation. Needless to say guns and some running over were involved
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
All four of Iceland's major volcanoes are suddenly gearing up for **something** after being repeatedly upstaged by Giant Meteor
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(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
New, less invasive and reversible form of male birth control available. All that it requires is this GIANT NEEDLE IN YOUR SCROTUM
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Mon February 06, 2017
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Bourbon not from Kentucky, you say? Heresy But these are supposedly the best
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
So those videos Centcom showed off yesterday of all the "valuable intelligence" they supposedly captured in that disastrous raid in Yemen that got a Navy SEAL killed? Yeah, they just copped to the fact those are really videos that have been online since 2007
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who repeatedly insists in divorce court that he's unable to pay his ex-wife's attorney fees because he's broke and unable to find work shows up to court one day driving a brand new car. You can guess what happens next
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Labor Department Employees: "Hey, ya know, maybe the guy we have repeatedly fined and who refers to his own employees as 'the worst of the worst' isn't the best pick for Labor Secretary"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Journalist Walter Rhett posits a rational approach to the new administration will yield bilateral harmony on key issues, particularly purportedly tense race relations
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prison guards reportedly held hostage inside Delaware prison
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All this time there's been a lost continent pinned under Africa repeatedly shouting, 'uncle'
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams and his wife announce the arrival of healthy triplets. Pharrell reportedly is very 'Happy' but will soon be very 'Sleepy'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The brutal murder of Bill Medley's ex-wife was a 40-year unsolved case until now. Righteous
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The whole millions of illegal aliens fixation Trump has comes from a story that a German golfer supposedly told where he couldn't vote in Florida and was surrounded by illegal voters. Except that golfer didn't tell the story and is not a voter
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Wed January 25, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Carl Edwards may have retired to run for Senate in 2018. Doesn't he know that his history of repeatedly turning left will almost surely destroy any chances he has of winning?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary reportedly considering a network talk show to keep herself busy until she takes over the presidency for the Democrats in 2020
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students in caffeine study accidentally given doses equivalent to 300 cups of coffee instead of three, singlehandedly double what scientists now consider the lethal dose of caffeine and they haven't slept since
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Sun January 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you recently purchased meth that you feel may be rock salt, please feel free to bring it to the Sparta Police Department for testing. Tests can also be conducted on any meth pipes, needles, or other paraphernalia. Don't delay, come and see us"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Huge crack in Antarctic ice shelf grows by 6 more miles. Charlie Sheen reportedly on his way to help
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Mpora)
 
 
 
"Hidden on Vancouver Island sits one of the most beautiful skate spots in the world. Built single-handedly by boarder Jamie Collins, who died in a cliff jumping accident after finishing it, it's a spot that's been seen by few and skated by fewer"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"After the election, we asked his biographers: Will the unabashedly self-promoting and self-obsessed businessman transform himself into a selfless and dignified president of the nation he was elected to lead? Their collective wisdom? In a word: NO"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers try sticking crying babies with needles to get them to stop. Honestly, who among us hasn't considered doing the same?
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
How not to film Seattle's Space Needle with a drone. Bonus: Drone POV
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Support for Barry Bonds being elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame is moving the needle
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How one man single-handedly destroyed a 123-year-old company from his Florida mansion
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
26-year-old Esteban Santiago from NJ allegedly shot first at FLL
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Movie based on internet photoshop subject Slender Man gets itself a director and supposedly has a script
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Tue January 03, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News for NBC. This is equivalent to Roland Burton Hedley III leaving Time Magazine for Newsweek on 'Doonesbury.'
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Thu December 29, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Toby Keith reportedly devastated
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(Baynet)
 
 
 
Man reportedly worth 1.3 trillion is reduced to urinating on sidewalk, shouting at the devil. No, it's not Trump
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Wed December 28, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
2016 is reportedly warming up for the big finale
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Mon December 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Music twitter accounts hacked, falsely tweet death of Britney Spears. Her music career still reportedly on life support
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nanotech batteries beginning mass production. This undoubtedly means something for some of us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
1987 Donald Trump was terrified by the thought that someone with an impulsive "hair-trigger" personalty could have control of a nuclear arsenal. So terrified, in fact, that he was supposedly talking directly to Reagan about it
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Wed December 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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Tue December 20, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Electoral College member in MA wears tri-corner hat to cast vote, reportedly kept shouting HA HA as he did
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
CBGB's 2nd awning goes @ auction for $30,000. Fark: 80's Arizona thrash punk band 'Jodie Foster's Army' reportedly stole the original
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Chachi allegedly assaulted by Will Ferrell's wife
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(Adweek)
 
Audio
 
Danish stereo maker Bang & Olufsen sets out to singlehandedly save Fark.com's Audio tag. In related news, we still have an Audio tag for some reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alan Thicke told his son to take some pictures as EMTs were taking him to the hospital. TMZ reportedly willing to blow goats to get their hands on the pictures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just broke a nine-year boycott on the retailer that fired him (deservedly) at 16. What companies have you stayed away from for reasons other than price/convenience/quality etc. and for how long? Have you given in?
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Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New banking app reportedly helps customers rein in their spending. Mostly by just setting them up with an unauthorized bank account from Wells Fargo
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Tue December 13, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Even if the 18 needles didn't kill the guy the first time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fake dentist allegedly pulled teeth without anesthesia; if convicted, could face being fed to large, carnivorous alien plant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby reportedly seeking plea deal to avoid trial, hopes to sit down with his accusers over drinks and hash things out
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
When fighting with your son over rent payment, there are better forms of conflict resolution than to repeatedly pick up and drop his mobile home with your front-end loader
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
James Tiberius Kirk is Neil deGrasse Tyson's favorite Star Trek captain. Reportedly for being a badass over here
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
And here we see Boris Johnson, love child of Donald Trump and Tweety Bird, hurriedly walking out of an interview after being unable to name a world leader
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Fri December 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia officially blamed for providing fake news that derailed the election. No word if linked source CNN, who undoubtedly perpetuated some of the fake news, will also take some blame
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Thu December 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carrying the team on his back singlehandedly finally catches up with Gronk
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute For Needless Research releases report that shows young people are more gullible than older folks
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Michelle Yeoh reportedly cast as Captain Han in new Star Trek series, will always shoot first dammit
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