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181 headlines found matching 'ECU'
Thu July 02, 2015
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Bigfoot family lives on his property, also solves mystery of what Bigfoot REALLY is: "I believe it's a descendent of Gigantopithecus, or some kind of early human. It's got human DNA because it's part human"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss World Canada, who was born in China, who spoke out against China's persecution of religious minorities, whose father is still in China and is under threat for her speaking out, will still be going to the Miss World pageant. In China
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS modernizes its religious laws to 15th century standards, begins executing women for witchcraft and sorcery
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New airport terminal in Pyongyang opens amid reports that Kim Jong Un was so unhappy with its design that he had the architect executed. People in Denver perk up and say, "You can DO that?"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Just because you moonlight as a mystical energy healer, that doesn't mean you can't also work as the Chief Executive of the Tasmanian Health Service... Apparently
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Sun June 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught living with his mother's corpse for months so he could collect her Social Security check. Police believe Norman may have something wrong with him
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(30)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you execute a high-speed turn in a Maserati to avoid a dog when you have a can of paint in the back seat. Bad dog. BAAAAD dog
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope apologizes for the Catholic persecution of the Waldesians, which long-ago forced their founder, Waldo, into hiding
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(54)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Security Guard: Man thrown out of restaurant after going into the wrong restroom. Evicted patron: Not so fast
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Sat June 20, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
✓ Last minute of stoppage time. ✓ Flying header goal. ✓ To secure a draw. ✓ By the goalkeeper. "It's like seeing a unicorn"
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(10)
 
(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
News: Cuba to start offering WiFi, and will cut internet access prices. Fark To $2.00 per hour. Executives at AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner nod approvingly
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Fri June 19, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Four Microsoft executives leave in top-level shake-up, is now called the biggest company upheaval since Bill Gates changed the type of bowl he used for his haircuts
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(34)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hey, you guys want to get past security and go explore a weirdly-eerie, half-finished NFL stadium in the middle of the night? Me neither. Luckily this guy brought a camera. Here, have some Fritos and take a gander
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Audit: you OPM people need to get your data-security shiat together quick. OPM: How's about we do nothing instead? China: Sweet. Congress: BENGHAZI. OPM: Apologize? Resign? You make utterly failing to do our job sound so negative
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
'The object of this invention is to independently secure breast receiving pockets to the body of the wearer laterally beyond the breasts by a ring secured to the inner side of each pocket at the periphery of the latter and having an adhesive ...'
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Tue June 16, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group C kicks off at 5:00 with Japan vs. Ecuador and Switzerland vs. Cameroon. Group D(eath) starts at 8:00 with the USA against Nigeria and the Aussies vs. the Suisse. It's the Woman's World Cup; This is the discussion thread
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Mon June 15, 2015
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Gas prices rose 17% in May. Economists peg the increase on the arrival of summer, more day trips, oil company executives needing a new beach house
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(21)
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Someone has enough butt rub and flavored salt to smoke, maybe, fifty pounds of pork... there's an illicit barbecue going on somewhere, and it's delicious"
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(29)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Physicists have successfully cooled molecules in a gas of sodium potassium to a temperature of 500 nanokelvins - just a hair above absolute zero, and over a million times colder than interstellar space
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jurassic World opens with $200 million, securing the second-biggest opening weekend of all time. Spy managed to slip in $15 million at #2, and San Andreas is #3 with $10.5 million. Insidious 3 was #4 with $8 million, Pitch Perfect 2 slipping to #5
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican crusade against voter fraud: "Kansas' secretary of state examined 84 million votes ... In the end 14 cases were referred for prosecution, representing 0.00000017 percent of the votes cast"
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Director of a movie about 18 cows denied entry into Middle Eastern country ... after being deemed a national security threat
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Fri June 12, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Women's World Cup games start late with Aussies v. Nigeria at 5:00 pm; The Swiss & Ecuador @ 7:00; USA & Sweden @8:00 PM EDT; Night owls can have Japan v. Cameroon @10:00 pm EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
An era has come to an end. No more will corn dogs be publicly deepthroated in the pursuit of supreme executive power
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That data breach that allowed hackers to obtain personnel records of millions of government employees...you know, the one the Feds say they caught because of their new enhanced security? It was really found by vendor doing a product demo
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge two police officers in Tamir Rice shooting, suggests prosecutors consider it pretty please. National media news flashes the non-binding opinion
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Thu June 11, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Follow up to the OPM breech last week. Turns out the hackers stole the Social Security numbers of EVERY Federal employee
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(141)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
The surviving sharks from the I-95 wreck are recuperating at SeaWorld. Here's hoping they haven't seen "Blackfish"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Taco Bell executives are studying words and phrases used by Millennials in hopes of staying on fleek with the corporate strategy of making sure the restaurants are lit with customers and critics don't throw shade at them
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray was targeted by police on the orders of the state's attorney now prosecuting police for targeting Freddie Gray
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
How brazen was FIFA's corruption? One executive stole an entire FIFA training complex, by secretly putting his name on the deed
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Einstein," the centerpiece of a $4.5 billion National Cybersecurity and Protection System (NCPS) program, fails to stop Chinese hack of U.S. government personnel files. Failure is only relative
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A spoiler-filled recap of last night's depressing Game of Thrones, an episode that will put you off of both s'mores and barbecue
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Two convicted murderers don't even need to take the sh*thole route when escaping through tunnels to get out of maximum security prison. Andy Dufresne impressed
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Fri June 05, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Governor of Nebraska: I will execute prisoners just to spite you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham; computer security expert
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese hackers have gained access to Federal Office of Personnel Management database. Hillary's email remains secure
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 2010, while the economy was still a smoldering ruin thanks to their mortgage market shenanigans, US prosecutors summoned Goldman-Sachs execs to Washington for a sit-down- to talk about terrorism funding, and ONLY that
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(13)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Researchers power a security camera with Wi-Fi signals alone. And yes, you really should get your tin foil hat out now
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've seen this story before -- an employee is hooked on drugs and steals from his boss," said Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. "The twist here is the boss is a world famous artist"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan Prosecutor on ransacking a medical marijuana provider's home and keeping her stuff: "The ladder was just as much a part of this operation if she used it to reach the top of her plants"
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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Sun May 31, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa admits paying a $10M bribe to FIFA to secure the 2010 World Cup awarBZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Nazis received $20.2 million in Social Security benefits
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Time Warner/Charter merger: "Through a mix of golden parachutes, advisory fees and investment returns, a handful of cable executives, traders and bankers stand to reap enormous profits"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"That's it. I needed to go on the lam in order to test the quality of the security at the prison where I was locked up. Yup, that's it officers"
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS budget reveals that their cybersecurity team of 363 employees is running Windows XP. Sleep tight, your personal info is safe
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(35)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police dismantle elderly cocaine trafficking ring after executing successful sting operation known as Operation Grumpy Old Men
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(18)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
So, Governor Ricketts, about those ten people on death row you still want to execute? Yeah, you can't legally import the drug you need to lethally inject them with, according to the FDA
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(NPR)
 
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What could you do with 26 million American Express points? Should you get 900 first class flights to Europe or maybe the 56 foot metal storm shelter? Eh, just ask this FIFA executive, he knows
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wait, so we shouldn't have published that letter calling for the execution of our president? Was that bad? Should we not have done that? Listen, I gotta plead ignorance here
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Note to FBI cybersecurity division: if you seize a internet domain as part of your investigation it's your job to renew the domain when it expires
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(24)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since Obama virtually abdicated his responsibility to secure our borders, the tide of illegals flooding into out country has risen to the ...erm... *lowest* level in nearly 20 years
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(94)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when ISIS conquers you? Well that depends, women are sold into slavery. Men and teenage boys? Executed
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(116)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"A South African security firm is looking to resurrect an old approach to digital security called the canary box, one which would see hackers trapped before they could steal any sensitive data"
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(35)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You can sleep tight knowing that the IRS is so secure that only 100,000 records were stolen in the latest hack
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media CEOs are "the highest-paid executives in America." Man, those $5 bills sure must pile up every month
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(18)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Security guards beak up confrontation on Texas House floor between teabagger rep and fellow GOP rep, after female GOP reps join Dems and oppose his anti-abortion bill. "'You gave me your word!' Stickland yelled at Cook"
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Tucked away in the pages of a new report by the U.S. General Accounting Office is a startling statistic: 40 percent of the U.S. workforce is made up of contingent workers - that is, people who don't have what we traditionally consider secure jobs"
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(42)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Last week: Bobby Jindal issues executive order on "religious freedom." This week: Louisiana tourism officials have a real problem with that
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(100)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Ranker)
 
 
 
If you want to spend Memorial Day reflecting on more than barbecues and beaches, here's your all-inclusive list of the Top 50 military movies of all-time. Even if you're a true film buff, there are some you haven't seen, or heard of
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(21)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sports executive tip: If you're the head of an amateur soccer league, it's probably not wise to call the female players "lesbians"
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What happens if the PATRIOT Act expires?" Dancing in the street? Dogs and cats living together? National Security wankfest? Japan falling into the sea?
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(57)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AP had a chance to review the security video of the Waco "biker brawl." Seems the official version may have a few more holes in it than all those dead bikers put together
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(325)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Bowser given executive position at Nintendo
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(23)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama: Climate change is a national security threat. Why do you think North Korea keeps attacking the ocean?
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(97)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "What year is this, again?" news: Bobby Jindal's personal butler is a convicted murderer serving a life sentence, under a long-standing Louisiana program that uses prison labor to staff the state's executive mansion
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(206)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund closing because "the unmitigated compliance processes become cumbersome and interfere with the purity of speculative contemplation,". In other words, it not FUN anymore when you have to follow RULES
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(33)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum slips off mound mid-windup, still throws pitch, might be made of jelly
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Simpsons producer Al Jean "baffled" at Harry Shearer's decision to leave the show. "Please call [executive producer] Jim Brooks and tell him what you want. And if you don't want to do this show, tell him, but explain what's on your mind"
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(154)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure you might think the North Korean stories of executing people with anti-aircraft guns is cray cray but these guys are for real I tells ya. Straight up
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(128)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(23)
 
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Social Security has been overstating forecasts by billions of dollars and will run out of money years earlier than currently stated according to some chicken little, whack-job at Harvard
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(246)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says he would not undo Obama's executive actions on immigration immediately, but instead wait until Congress got its act together and passed immigration reform. In other words, Jeb Bush would make Obama's actions permanent
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(42)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olive Garden will offer breadstick sandwiches this summer. No word on whether it will come with unlimited breadsticks, creating a massive recursive breadstick singularity from which no dough can escape
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(69)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Spader is unbeatable, raking in $76.8 million and securing the top spot. At #2 is Hot Pursuit, the female-driven remake of 48 Hours, which pulled in $12.5 million. And somehow, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 remains at #5 with $4.9 million
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(126)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pirates execute rare 4-5-4 triple play - the first in MLB history
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(59)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NBC executives cancel slew of terrible shows, promise a new line-up of complete garbage to replace them
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(110)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Former MillerCoors executive indicted for fraud. Mostly for calling Coors Light a beer ... which implies that it contains some alcohol
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(19)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Herd immunity, cybersecurity, and just for the hell of it, elephants (Sponsored link)
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Walking Dead Executive Producer reflects on what it's like to get Tweets from grief-stricken fans angry about a character's death. "Some of the tweets can be super mean"
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(47)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The final film directed by Orson Welles, "The Other side of the Wind," is trying to secure funding via crowd sourcing. Initial reports say the script is full of country goodness and green peaness
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(44)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Having moved into full "straw-grasping " mode, The Baltimore FOP is demanding Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby appoint a "special prosecutor" for the Freddie Gray case because one of her deputies is dating a local news anchor
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(112)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honour of SurveyMonkey Chief Executive Dave Goldberg's passing, here's a supercut of treadmill fails and falls
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Note to Jihadists: In America, we shoot back. We also freak out like pissing little girls about non-existent threats like Sharia law and cry like infants about non-existent Christian persecution, but WE SHOOT BACK, DAMMIT
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(201)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And Jeb Bush has successfully secured the white supremacist vote
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(148)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
This day in 1939, Lou Gehrig takes a seat on the bench, ending consecutive game streak at 2,130, until broken by some young kid in an Oriole uniform
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(24)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson rants about paying his executives too much. "They won't even drive a Toyota. The damn ingrates. Trying to aspire to MY lifestyle"
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(78)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
On the minus side, you got fired from your cushy job as a Blue Cross executive. On the plus side, topless bowling with Tara Reid. *shrug* Meh, there are other jobs
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(74)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wins major victory against energy companies who overcharged in 2000-01. Enron executives head for the shredd... Oh, wait
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(13)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Bit9)
 
 
 
What do MC Escher and House of Cards have to do with your network security? More than you'd think (Sponsored link)
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(18)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can now apply for asylum in Britain if you are being persecuted at home for being an alcoholic
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation's chief executive uses the "someone forgot to carry the one or something when doing our taxes but it's ok because everyone does it" defense when pressed about donations from various entities
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(53)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Google executive Dan Fredinburg among hundreds killed in the Nepal earthquake
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(64)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man steals a cooler of ice cream from a convenience store while flipping off the security camera. That's cold
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(11)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans who can't speak English qualify as disabled for Social Security. Even if they're still in Puerto Rico
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL finally grew a set and suspends Greg Hardy for 10 games. Fark: It was a female, the former Manhattan prosecutor, who led the league's investigation
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(33)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly wants Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagan to recuse themselves from the Supreme Court's upcoming gay marriage case. You can't explain that
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(105)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Police officers, firefighters and security guards have highest rates of obesity of all professions. Paul Blart nods approvingly
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(48)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Minor security flaw lets attackers crash any iPhone or iPad within wifi range. No biggie
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(50)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Automakers decide to fight home mechanics with copyright law. Because it worked so well for the Recording industry
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(73)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out charges against off duty cop that fired into an unarmed crowd, killing a woman, because the prosecutor accidentally charged the cop with the wrong crime. Oopsie
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(176)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
When closing down a military base, which of these things you should remember not to do; A) Leave the lights on, B) Leave the water running, or C) Leave classified documents unsecured in empty rooms
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(47)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Security researcher booted off flight for pointing out flaw in security
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(80)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk's recurring role on How I Met Your Mother is how we met Mike Ehrmantraut
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact nobody has ever been executed by using nitrogen gas except in movies, Oklahoma decides to give it the greenlight over the chair
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(195)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Australian feral cats are eating literally all of nation's wild mammals, and they can't be eradicated. "The only place many mammal species are secure are inside cat proof fences"
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(165)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
"At the age of 9, Kim Jong Un raced the chief executive of a foreign yacht company who was visiting North Korea at the time," he won that race "despite the odds"... But wait, there's more
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(96)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: Virginia voting machines about as secure as you think they would be. Worse: They're running on Windows XP
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(68)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(75)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(68)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics is rebooting their executive editor
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(17)
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
After woman asks teenagers to quiet down in movie theater, they assault her in parking lot. Two of the alleged attackers were caught on security cam, so if you see either of these young girls.... Hold on, those are teenagers? Seriously?
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(203)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flea market security guard stabbed while chasing suspect. In other news, flea markets have security guards
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(40)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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(102)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The Koran burning pastor throws his hat into the ring for President, has already been declared a secular RINO by Ted Cruz
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(48)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Gunman shoots security guard at U.S. Census Bureau headquarters in Maryland. No word on final body count yet
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(91)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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(21)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops to bank executives: We've traced the calls for ending your shady business practices. They're coming from inside the bank
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disney executive: So, which beloved children's fairytale should we do a live action remake of next? *spins the wheel* And Pinocchio it is
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(52)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archeologists give Altamura man an approximate time of death. Italian prosecutors file charges against Amanda Knox just in case
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(15)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren is skipping out on an "easy" win by not fighting for better payment security, says columnist who has no idea who actually runs the country
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(57)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Obama Administration refuses to Prosecute the Obama Administration after a Obama Administration report discovers that the Obama Administration violated federal laws
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(83)
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle SWAT execute no knock warrant. Shoot no one. In fact, they don't even wake the baby. No, really
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(62)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Can we trust Washington to balance online privacy with cybersecurity? (Sponsored link)
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(56)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton (R-eally?) says Indiana RFRA protestors should get some perspective: "At least we don't execute gay people"
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(396)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods plays 18 hole practice round at Augusta, sparking speculation that he may play in the Masters where he'll be able to get in 36 holes before leaving
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(34)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A former business executive that slammed Chick-Fil-A in a viral video is now on food stamps and moved his wife and kids into an RV, presumably down by the river
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(53)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to see a perfectly executed PIT maneuver to stop a suspected DUI driver in an SUV? California Highway Patrol gives a textbook demonstration on the 101
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(170)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
FBI says a plot to steal seed corn is a "threat to national security"
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(52)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry reports second consecutive profitable quarter
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(13)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Amanda Knox, who was found guilty, not guilty, and guilty again, has now been found not guilty again. Prosecution demands an elimination trial to see who will take 3 out of 5
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(212)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rep. John Carter (R-Mars), Chairman of the Subcommittee on Homeland Security, on computer and cyber security: "Cyber's just pounding me from every direction, I don't know anything about this stuff"
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pilot tried to break back into cockpit with an axe. No idea where he was hiding that to get it through security
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(183)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL executive: "How do we accelerate [the NFL] in Mexico, Canada and China?....We've concluded that Brazil and Germany are the next two frontier markets"
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(54)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Monkey gets loose at University Medical Center, bites security guard. And so it begins
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(44)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School security guard who posted about a "black thug" and suggested "all white people should start riots" to scare blacks on Facebook surprised when she's fired and is suing to get her job back
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(301)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Where should we build the Silicon Valley of cybersecurity? Subby thinks we should ask the Chinese, they'd know
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(17)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast executive VP predicts Time Warner merger review will be complete by middle of the year, sometime between 9 and 5 on one of those days
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(11)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The next organization to threaten packing up their bags and leaving Indiana over religious persecution law is **spins the wheel** the Disciples of Christ
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(109)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
President Barack Obama signs executive order making Ted Cruz ineligible for coverage under the Affordable Care Act
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted Cruz has had about as much success securing his hometown newspaper's endorsement as he did securing his own name's domain registry
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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(95)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Garden and Gun)
 
 
 
32 Southern barbecue joints break out the propane and go head-to-head in their own version of the NCAA tournament. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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(178)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
"I'll say it again. Compliance. Is not. Security" (Sponsored Link)
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(41)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
First thing a campaign should do is secure your candidate's name as a domain. Ted Cruz, not so much
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's emails would have been less secure on State Department computers
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(98)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scarface remake moving forward because Hollywood executives have been snorting a bigger pile of blow than Tony Montana
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(41)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
You'd think that if you're going through life with the name Bob Kat LittleCub, being kicked off Facebook would be the least of your problems. Mike Raccoon Eyes Kinney seems to disagree
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors ask judge to set $25 million bail for "Suge" Knight. Suge reportedly asked, "Is that all?"
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(28)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this executive encounter
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(30)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Viacom lays off several executives from Nickelodeon. Hopefully, the person who keeps Spongebob on the air is among them
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson's future with the BBC is secured; returning to the air in May
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(98)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry releases high security tablet for people who care. Meanwhile, your flashlight app is phoning home with your contacts list and you don't care
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(32)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
"Internet security experts have set up Project Honey Train with an online model railway as bait, hoping to get inside the heads of cyber criminals "
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(9)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a conservative activism conference, pastor warns that gays, liberals and ISIS are teaming up to take over the world and create a "secular humanist caliphate." Apparently he doesn't know the meaning of either the word "secular" or "caliphate"
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(240)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Angry deaf man unable to call people assholes, a security tokin' on your computer, and Medal of Honor recipient jumps on a grenade: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/8 - 3/14
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(0)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Hertz puts cameras inside their rental cars. Company executives say they NeverLost customers faster
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(131)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here's good news: Those security tags that hospitals put on newborns actually work
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(35)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fourth grader's passionate speech about 'real barbecue' will make you question what real BBQ is, cry
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(32)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The security of Hillary's email server was so good, it didn't even need encryption
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google invests in projects to expand the human life expectancy to age 500. Congress immediately looks to raise the minimum age of Social Security to 430
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(107)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy persecutes Pentecostal pastor for pushing petulant perspectives on penetration
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(92)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Previously denied secret deal made with key witness in Willingham murder trial now fully exposed, leading to prosecutor facing formal misconduct charges. Exoneration highly likely for convicted Texan, if they hadn't already executed him. Awkward
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(399)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers vote to allow execution by firing squad, refuse to provide a final cigarette because those things could kill you
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(120)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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(12)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
How an advertising company put a 'marijuana cookie' on your computer to get weed legalized. I guess you could call it a (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) security tokin'
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(35)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Brazil has found a way to stop football hooligans from rioting after a match. As it turns out, all you have to do is hire fans' mothers as security
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(6)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
MoveOn.org wants to prosecute John Boehner for, uh -- well, I'm not sure what. Disagreeing with Obama on something, it looks like
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(199)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Health insurer Anthem cites "corporate policy" as reason to prevent federal IT security auditors from looking for vulnerabilities on its network. Hackers who stole 80,000,000 customer records didn't read the memo
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(44)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Britain's security agencies should look to recruit more middle-aged women and mothers to be new spies and should target websites popular with parents to find them"
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Ecuador's radical grammar vigilantes are on a mission to correctly punctuate the country's graffiti"
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(32)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman who caused an accident that killed her daughter and her two nieces was busy chatting on Facebook while driving, claim prosecutors. Like this post?
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(163)
 

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