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177 headlines found matching 'ECU'
Tue January 27, 2015
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Have you ever said to yourself "Man, we need a TV show based on the Jackie Chan/Chris Tucker franchise Rush Hour?" Trick question; no one has ever said or thought that. Except, it seems, executives at CBS
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(51)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Inside the bizarre and weirdly competitive world of sci-fi writing workshops. Or 'speculative fiction' if you're the kind of person who calls your comic books 'graphic novels'
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Oh joy, we're gonna have another debt ceiling crisis. Only instead of the debt ceiling, it's Social Security
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(135)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper facing twenty-five years to life in prison on conspiracy charges because of lyrics he wrote that appear to put him in the middle of a murder scheme as prosecutors enact a little-known law where people can't benefit from gang activity
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Thu January 22, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you own any storage units, rental facilities or security boxes that once belonged to a zombie hunter, Phoenix Police would like to talk to you
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(28)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to a $1,500,000,000 unsecured loan when the recipient goes bankrupt? J.P. Morgan has the answer
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(58)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Marion Barry's son apologizes for threatening bank teller and destroying security camera, and he's also counting on your vote and short attention span in the upcoming special election
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Tue January 20, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Canadian government doesn't want people to know its most top-secret electronic spying complex is secured by a padlock on a back door with no alarm. Oops
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(27)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McConnell: "We won't touch Social Security without Democratic support" Well, the Southern Democrat support, at least
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Mon January 19, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might want to stock pile cans of gasoline because a former oil executive predicts $5/gallon as early as this summer
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(172)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tracking devices given to drivers by insurance companies are inherently insecure and could allow a hacker to hijack cars or take over their steering and braking systems
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(14)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Argentinian special prosecutor falls down an elevator shaft onto bullets
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(42)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Aaron Rodgers lead the Packers to the Super Bowl or can Russell Wilson and the Seahawks be the first team since 04 to have consecutive Super Bowl appearances. It's YOUR NFC championship starting at 3pm ET on FOX
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to get away with just probation for conspiracy to distribute narcotics: say you're really embarrassed to have been caught. Being a prosecutor helps too
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
EU counter-terrorism chief says in wake Paris terror attack Europe must a) form a homeland security agency, b) forgo civil rights in the name of safety, c) live with the fact that there is no 100% protection
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(66)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Speculating on Dr. Hibbert's fate in the wake of the Cosby allegations, or, How to fill out your article count for your site's Simpsons Week
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that conspiracy theorists are the most sane people in society. But this could be a false-flag study funded by the CIA to lure people into a sense of security so their guns can be taken away by black Muslim helicopters. Or something
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(53)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Google just flushed 61 percent of Android users down the security toilet"
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(87)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas executes at least seven inmates simultaneously
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(107)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Men accused of taking lamb chops in Washington burglary. Hush Puppy and Charlie Horse hope to see them prosecuted to the fullest extent extent of the law
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Tue January 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Take a very rare peek inside Google's top-secret data center ... if you can make it through security
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(18)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Civil War dispatches from the front: General Andrew Luck and his victorious campaign to secure the Colorado territories
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Media angry Obama didn't join spur-of-the-moment march with 3 million people in wake of Paris' terrorist attacks and security lapses
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Intricately carved wood trees are simple in theory, difficult in execution
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(30)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarkets forced to slap security tags on $2 cans of energy drinks as they become the most-often shoplifted item ahead of meat, razors, pregnancy testing kits, condoms, sandwiches and ramen soup, all of which are already tagged
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minnesota bill will secure persons, houses, papers, and effects from unreasonable searches, require warrants based on probable cause, be struck down as unconstitutional by a federal court
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
Local public television station loses 40% of its members when public finds out the executive director is making $600,000 a year
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(100)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans threatening Homeland Security funding to block Obama's immigration action because if there's one thing we need less of in light of the past week's world events, it's homeland security
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The armed gunmen were able to access the secure building that houses the Charlie Hebdo offices by the simple expediency of following an employee to her daycare and threatening to kill her child unless she gave them her security code
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanna know how much snow it takes to close schools by state? How about most popular beer by country? Or maybe the most recurrent word on each country's Wikipedia page? There's a map for that
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(36)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rather than allocate funds appropriately to keep the disability program solvent, House Republicans are pitting seniors against disabled people by manufacturing a nonexistent Social Security crisis
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(254)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man says a gang told him to bring a gun and drugs to a police station to test police security, and the results weren't as bad as you might expect. Nice mugshot included in the article as well
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Boehner's re-election as speaker looks secure, as dissenters from the Endless Stream Of Fark Politics Tab Material Caucus number a couple dozen at most
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former acting director of cybersecurity at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for child pornography charges. Guess he wasn't very good at his job
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian inventor develops bat-suit to help the blind see. Still no Shark Repellent Bat Spray
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Sun January 04, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I see that judgmental look on your face. Oh, what? Like you never attacked the machete-wielding security guard at the dildo store before? Yeah, right
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(53)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationists: Spontaneous generation of life from organic molecules violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. MIT physicist: Wrong; it's thermodynamically inevitable
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Fri January 02, 2015
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Hitchhiker arraigned for executing couple who gave him a lift on Christmas Eve reveals giant balls at arraignment: "I would like to have a different ending to this other than my death, because I don't like this situation"
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(159)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're transporting salmon by truck, always make sure the lox are secure
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Note to prosecutors: If you quote "Dixie" in your closing arguments for a case against a black man, the judge may throw out the conviction
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Wed December 31, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Maryland Governor to execute the death sentence penalty
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens security director charged with sexual offense, which may be the first time anyone has accused the Ravens of having an offense these days
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(27)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
For New Year's Eve, Guy Fieri raises ticket prices on Times Square American Kitchen & Bar VIP dinner to $999/couple, which for second consecutive year will not include appearance by Guy Fieri
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Mon December 29, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Islamic State has executed 1,878 people in past six months, narrowly edging out Texas
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(130)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With decades of network security failures to learn from, the "Internet of Things" is much more secure than older technologies. And by "more secure," we mean your refrigerator is currently emailing you offers for Viagra
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(69)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The guy who was gonna get in a fistfight in Temecula over Kobe Bryant's stats has taken it to the next level by dropping a diss track on @snottiedrippen
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Evidently your fingerprint is no longer a secure biometric
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers secure the number one pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, deny any forms of "tanking" while doing so
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Fri December 26, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man drives to Temecula on Christmas day just to kick some guy's ass over Kobe beef
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(81)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek arrest warrant in nut scandal. Wooden slat chair wanted for questioning
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple started giving its security updates the U2 album treatment
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(35)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Now that Star Trek 3 has a director, it's time to starting speculating about who should direct Star Trek 4. Because obviously
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(74)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans filibustered Obama's cybersecurity bill because reasons? Good times
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JP Morgan, who spends $250 million annually on cybersecuirty, suffered a major breach of its systems this summer because its IT folks neglect to install a two-factor identification upgrade on a single server
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM warns of increased terror chatter. Color coded alert system, a decade-long war of choice, and a total rejection of morals and ethics in the name security to follow
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(25)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Department of Corrections insists that the 2-hour execution with 15 doses of lethal drugs was not botched
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Mon December 22, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
In a surprise move taking over 30 years to execute, coal industry has to deal with coal ash pollution. Naturally, someone has a problem with clean air and water
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(126)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In response to Taliban's mass killing of school kids, Pakistan announces it will execute 500 Taliban prisoners. That will surely put a stop to all the ongoing violence in Pakistan
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Sat December 20, 2014
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
A man is feeling a little down, so a worried friend calls police. Multi-agency task force lies to get warrant, sends SWAT team in to hit him with stun grenades, tasers, rubber bullets, and then beat him senseless. Bonus: 3 years of malicious prosecution
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
More than a million credit cards compromised in Staples security breach. Surprise: More than a million people shopped at Staples
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(59)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gov. Scott Walker to call in national guard to squash protests after prosecutors announce whether they will charge the former police officer who shot Dontre Hamilton. You're up, Milwaukee
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(94)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farm-raised turkey named Gobbles escapes becoming Christmas dinner after learning to fly and hide in trees to escape execution. "After his exploits we felt it only fair to keep him on the farm as a pet" (pics)
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(37)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Your murder charges have been thrown out. Bad news: 70 years after you were executed
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Ferris Bueller where the parking attendants take the Ferrari out for a joy ride. It's like that, except a Corvette, and the owner had a security camera in the car
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(36)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazed Pennsylvania man who executed six family members, including his ex-wife, found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amazing news everyone, a banker has actually been prosecuted and banned from the industry for life. Admittedly it was for fare-dodging, but at least it can happen
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(14)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Investigation by crack team of journalists reveals that uniformed security guards often lie about their qualifications
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(20)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two murderers escape Alabama jail after executing their daring ingenious plan of walking outside without anyone noticing
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(29)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
"I have determined the statistical law of the diatomic molecule in Planck's radiation field by means of a comical witticism"
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(19)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judges orders Arizona woman released after 22 years on death row for killing her 4 year old son, because prosecutors didn't turn over evidence against a lying POS detective with a history of being a lying liar
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(158)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
This might shock you, but the guy behind ISIS's Twitter account is an executive who does not want to leave his family
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Executive action doesn't actually help reunite immigrants' families. Gracias, Obama
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(36)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The latest Keurig 2.0 comes loaded with security measures to stop you using cheap coffee pods. You can actually hack the machine yourself - and all you need is scissors and tape"
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(25)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen told Japanese executives he would "play with the color of the head chunks to make them less gross" in order to calm their nerves about blowing up Best Korea's leader onscreen
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(50)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British sociology students study primitive civilizations who dress strangely, don't speak comprehensible English and engage in peculiar mating and fighting rituals, say more field trips to British soccer games are planned
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri man executed for listening to "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" too much
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(51)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that Amazon doesn't have to pay warehouse workers for time spent waiting on end-of-shift security checks
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has just discovered that anyone with a valid driver's license and the ability to pass a drug test can be hired as armed security guards
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(104)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New York's attorney general has asked the governor for the power to investigate and prosecute all killings of unarmed civilians at the hands of the police, so HIS office can fail to indict rather than the local DA's
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(55)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Risk of nuclear war is rising due to "insecure stockpiles." Great, we've reached the teenage years of the nuclear era
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(67)
 
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
Top Russian military immediately begin duties at the new NDCC in Moscow as Putin says global war is near, prepares for massive blitzkrieg on Ukraine to secure energy pipelines for Turkey. Oh. Shiat
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(55)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Furry convention evacuated, 19 hospitalized after intentional chlorine leak. When will this fursecution end?
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(308)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Time for a lot of small violin playing as the highest paid US oil executive loses $46+ million dollars in potential compensation due to falling oil prices
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(21)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis talks Saudi Arabia, OPEC, and oil with WhoTrades.com. "speculating on oil had always been, well, crude. It's not as cut and dry as other industries," says Curtis
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(3)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Remember that announcement of illegal amnesty? Well, turns out President Obama didn't actually sign any executive orders...so, um, you guys are still illegal. Maybe
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(98)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wanted: Naked security guards with stiff poles to keep unruly randy sauna users in line
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(32)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soon we may no longer have to squint to read letters and numbers on security features asking us to confirm that we are not, in fact, robots - or at least, not actual robots
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(15)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
17 states sue Obama for prioritizing deportations in a filing which "does not deny the premise that the president, as chief executive, can set deportation priorities"
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(73)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Q: Mr. Director of Homeland security, just exactly how will amnesty help legal Americans? A: Pricipal caught sayof
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House unanimously passes bill, stripping Social Security benefits from illegal immigrants. Subby did not see that coming
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(89)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Paranoid schizophrenic who killed his parents on the orders of Sergeant Ranahan Iron Horse, conducted his own defence dressed in a purple cowboy outfit and tried to call Jesus as a witness is set to be executed tomorrow because Texas
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(176)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"Fear makes people surrender their liberty for security" the Fox News commentator said without a hint of irony
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(95)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
FBI warn of massive security breach at Sony. WND and Drudge both go down for 2 hours. Coincidence? I think not
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(49)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida goes nine consecutive hurricane seasons without a single hit
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The JETS are back in the spoiler role and have a chance to put a major dent in the DOLPHINS fledgling playoff hopes for the second consecutive year, so WHO will PREVAIL in this division matchup? IT'S your MNF thread at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(789)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"After setting a franchise record for losses to start the season, the 76ers continued to focus on long-term goals", like the NBA records for consecutive losses (held by the 2013 76ers) and most losses in a season (held by the 1972 76ers)
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the scripts of CBS procedurals: Young molecular biologist dies in her office of cyanide poisoning, and detectives wonder if it's an accident, suicide ... or murder
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(42)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The California Sheriff's Department spent Thanksgiving day executing one of the largest drug busts in recent memory, seizing more than three tons of narcotics in the desert
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(81)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again when hockey fans speculate on which coach will lose his NHL job first, and there are a lot of good candidates
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(50)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego charity raised money for AIDS patients. Executive director spent it on eye exams, meals, dental work, cash withdrawals and a trip to a clothing optional resort near Palm Springs
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(47)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Obama on future use of executive orders by later presidents, "Do as I say, not as I do"
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(127)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop Microsoft's new security guard
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(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"May it please the court, the prosecution would like to enter into evidence an incoherent rant against medical marijuana"
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(78)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California town restores Biblical Christmas displays built by Disneyland artisan and the recurring problems of stolen Jesus: "The one that replaced him had a mullet. It was really bad"
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(32)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling's son packs a fake grenade in his luggage, setting off a security scare at Logan Airport. " Heading through security when one of my sons looks at me in panic...."DAD".....OMG I THINK I LEFT MY FAKE GRENADE IN MY BAG"
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(33)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House GOP: We're so livid over Emperor Obama's executive actions on immigration, we're going to file suit to stop Obamacare
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(136)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Because you've probably been wondering lately: So what CAN'T a president do by executive action?
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(117)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How Obama and the Homeland Security chief spent the last 9 months developing a secret plan to usurp Congress, the American people, and crying sparkly eagles everywhere
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(143)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan warns Obama that his executive action on immigration will cost him his chance to cut taxes for the rich
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama's threat of executive action on immigration has never occurred before, except for Presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I., Clinton and Bush II
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(75)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"His lawyers said Panetti maintains the delusion that Satan is orchestrating his execution by way of the state of Texas, in order to prevent him from preaching the gospel"
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(36)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Uber executive wants to start ethics in taxicab journalism campaign
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(80)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Daleks invade Microsoft Campus. Or maybe they're Daleks disguised as security bots
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if the comet landing wasn't awesome enough, they just announced that it found organic molecules on the comet's surface
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Post a picture of 30 Homeland Security SUVs in a parking lot near Ferguson? You're a terrorist, disservice to your country and fired Mr Navy Vet. In other news, there are 30 Homeland Security SUVs waiting in Ferguson
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(405)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said that executive action on immigration would amount to nothing less than the "dictates of a King"? All hail King Obama
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(220)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Previously-unknown island discovered in Arctic Ocean. CNN already speculating that Amelia Earhart landed MH370 there
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(41)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Financial institutions phasing out mother's maiden name as a security question because an increasing number of customers have two dads
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(33)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A detailed review of the White House security protocol revealed that if a crazy person is determined to gain access to the President, he's not going to let some bushes thwart his plans
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(34)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama's immigration policy plan by his own executive order is being shot down as an impeachable offense - even though everybody knows he'll never be impeached
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(186)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Banks do not commit crimes; bankers, executives, supervisors and traders do, yet not one single executive is being punished individually and none of the banks even have to admit wrongdoing or disclose the details of their misconduct"
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood executives upset after The Palm restaurant removes all 2300 caricatures it's gathered in the last 39 years from the walls
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(9)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The Alabama Securities Commission advises you against investing in marijuana companies or bitcoins"
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch out: the US government wants to pass new spying laws behind your back: Dangerous cybersecurity legislation would allow Google and Facebook to hand over even more of your information to the NSA and FBI
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(31)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A rare look inside the fake city of Erehwon in Virginia where US diplomatic security services train to prevent another Benghazi
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(5)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity has overtaken terrorism as the number one threat to us. Are our computers safe?
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(34)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Seems like just the level headed kind of person you'd want as a Manhattan prosecutor. One that drunkenly flies off the handle and goes apesh*t on a woman in a bar at 2am
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(22)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Body of film executive Gavin Smith has been found in Angeles National Forest. Police sources believe foul play involved, have not yet ruled out his role in Flicka 2 as a possible motive
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(34)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The great thing about iPhone apps is that you don't have to worry about getting viruses, since Apple is so much more secure th%#&\o)
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(51)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Repealing Obamacare isn't the only thing we Republicans care about. We also care about repealing Dodd-Frank, repealing the Clean Air and Water Acts, repealing the Voting Rights Act, and repealing Social Security and Medicare"
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(166)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A federal district court in Oregon has declared Secular Humanism a religion. Where is your lack of God now?
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(90)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google's chief executive Larry Page has admitted that the company has outgrown its "don't be evil" and "make the world a better place" mission statement, but that what comes next is unknown
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
More and more Christian pastors are refusing to surrender their first amendment rights to the secular tyranny of Washington
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(144)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After twenty years on the run, a former New York drug kingpin gets arrested in Oregon after filling out paperwork for Social Security benefits
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(36)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some people have problems with over 60,000 US veterans receiving VA disability for service-related injuries, military pensions for serving honorably, and Social Security after paying SSI taxes while serving. You know, Republican people
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(236)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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(122)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College student makes four consecutive shots, wins $10,000, offered starting position with the Heat
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(27)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Security guard who shielded politicians by barricading their door during the shooting last week in Ottawa rewarded with free beer, because Canada
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Wed October 29, 2014
(London 24)
 
 
 
When planning an armed robbery best practice is probably not to stand under a HD security camera BEFORE you cover your face
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(19)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate Carl DeMaio insists he isn't allied with the Tea Party, but wants to build a 1,500-mile fence and call out the National Guard to "secure the border." That's the Mexican border; he says we don't have to worry about Canada
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
13 years, 2210 American and 453 British lives later, we've finally turned the keys over to the Afghan government to secure their own country. The combat tour is done. Welcome home
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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(45)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Speculative fiction novelist William Gibson: Honestly you guys today are nothing but a joke. I mean cronuts? Come on
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(40)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Let's look at the playing field of who is in line to replace Holder as AG? One kicked 80,000 people out of work, another prosecuted flunkies to let party donors off the hook, and one filed fraudulent charges to fix an election
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I like my Pence hairy, my Posey shaved, and you don't want to know what I like to do with Lincecum
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(11)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Having secured our borders and defeated ISIS, Homeland Security goes on panty raid
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(56)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt's Fury trailer recut with Furbys. And you thought Nazis were evil
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(15)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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(44)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Marvel executive producer and executive Vice President Victoria Alonso demands a female-centric superhero movie. If only she had any sort of power to make it happen
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Mumford and Sons return to the studio, fueling speculation they haven't disbanded as previously hoped and will unleash another album of jug band lullabies on the world
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(39)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
After realizing no one wants to eat grade-f barbecue "meat," McDonald's will limit the number of stores that serve the McRib this season
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Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines seeking 800 passengers who flew on same plane as nurse with Ebola. United executives: *pinkie to corner of mouth*
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(34)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
U.S. Potato Board worries that potatoes are not as relevant to millennials as they are to other generations, launches campaign to understand their peculiar potato habits. For instance, have they created any animated gifs recently about potatoes?
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Thu October 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if the whole Ebola things hasn't been enough of a clusterfark already, now we are going to get those security geniuses at the TSA involved
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(92)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Syfy to develop futuristic espionage thriller in collaboration with executive producers Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. MATT DAMON
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(21)
 
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
If you're going to attempt armed robbery, try not to do it outside of a jailhouse. Or in view of the jail security cameras
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(7)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Have you felt safe and secure wearing the seatbelt in your new Acura? Well, you might want to retract those thoughts
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(10)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can St. Louis get their first home win of the season or will Colin Kaepernick and crew hand the goats their third consecutive defeat on Monday night.? It's time for your MNF thread on ESPN starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(819)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your bank is making a voiceprint of you every time you call them for the next generation of security software
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(22)
 
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
Julian Assange set to release a Wikileaks clothing line from the Ecuadorian embassy he's been hiding in
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(60)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Concerning sanctions on Russia for its actions in east Ukraine, the noose has been secured by the US and the EU. Thumbs ups, or thumbs down. Your decision, Russia
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Like everyone but NBC executives and a couple of writers, Cameron Crowe is vehemently opposed to a Say Anything TV series, and he's fighting to keep it from happening. Good on you, Mr. Crowe
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sasha Grey weighs in on "The Fappening," insists you'll never plug all the security holes and reveals that she's not a feminist
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(125)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Executive Director of the South Carolina GOP proposes a solution to the Ebola crisis. Fark: a "final solution" to the Ebola crisis
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(152)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman accused of dressing like a witch and abusing a 7-year-old girl. Prosecutors attempting to find a large scale and a duck
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(35)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"These 2 clowns are up to something": American Airlines tech to Logan Airport Police as 2 guys were surveilling their security checkpoint on May 11, 2001. 4 months later we'd all wish Logan Airport brass were just as curious as Mohammed Atta was
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your Comcast security system does not activate, please have the intruders reset the system and remain at the residence until a technician arrives, usually between the hours of 9 and 5
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(98)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're into creepy abandoned resort towns that were once thriving until flood waters swallowed them up for decades, you should check out the ruins of Villa Epecuen
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Real Housewives of Federal Minimum Security Prison Camp Alderson
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(38)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Liberia wants to prosecute man who brought Ebola to the United States
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(137)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Old Lady looking for her seat wanders into Giants dugout during game. That's some fine security there, Lou
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(29)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: The current head of the Secret Service is stepping down after several fiascoes. BAD News (for all of us): The new head of the Secret Service is from Comcast's Cyber Security Department
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(75)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur wrists may have turned into bird wrists through a speculative and theoretical process that some are calling evolution
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(19)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Thief was smart enough to reposition security cameras so they didn't catch his face. However, he just happened to redirect the cameras at a huge mirror he was standing near
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(25)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Why elephants are "critical" to US national security
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(13)
 

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