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153 headlines found matching 'ECU'
Fri February 05, 2016
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Maine's highest court rules that a prosecutor pretending to be asleep during the defense's closing arguments may have been some seriously childish bullsh*t, but it 's not enough to overturn a murder conviction
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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Thu February 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver officials release 28,000 pesticide-contaminated marijuana products back into the market despite Colorado governor's executive order to destroy them. "Obviously we looked at (the XO), and it's good to see that information out there"
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You've heard of mortgage-backed securities, so how about some Parmesan-backed bonds?
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia sets execution date for a 73-year-old inmate apparently 'cause they're worried if they wait any longer they might not get to
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Texas Ethics Commission (Yes, shockingly, there apparently IS one) tells the state's Attorney General he cannot ask wealthy donors to pay his legal fees as he fights felony securities fraud charges because, come the fark on, really?
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Top News Today)
 
 
 
Security experts say Internet voting is just too hackable at this point to be a reality. Apparently they feel it is much more reliable to have all our government officials selected by the 10% of elderly, white and rich
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Sat January 30, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
China to pay Ecuador $80 million for Amazon prime
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(48)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 50 security will feature F-16 fighter jets, SWAT teams, bomb sniffing K-9s. Or as it's known in the Bay Area, a regular season Raiders game
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(22)
 
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Best late-for-work excuses include "my hair caught on fire", "I was detained by Homeland Security" and the ever popular, "a Vaseline truck overturned on the highways and cars were slipping left and right"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Think tank run by billionaire who wants to privatize Social Security finds that the Trans-Pacific Partnership will boost U.S. exports and wages and give puppies to every child
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Six brokers put on trial in connection with the LIBOR-fixing scheme have been acquitted by juries in what is seen as a major setback to the UK's Serious Frauds Office that prosecuted them. The Silly Frauds office may now take over the case
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(15)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New survey finds that Americans hate their government more than ever. Especially when the government is late with checks for Social Security, unemployment, disability
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(206)
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On Holocaust Day, Israel releases a hand-written plea for clemency written by Adolf Eichmann shortly before his execution, but it's kinda hard to read, stained as it is by the tears of laughter Israeli authorities shed while reading it the first time
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
News: Maine governor proposes introducing quicker and theoretically more humane form of execution than those used at present. Fark: The guillotine. UltraFark: So that it can be used for public executions of drug dealers
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and prosecutors ask the judge to take away his freezers full of fillets and boat because he's been fishing over the limit
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Prosecutor to Making a Murderer defendant: Why don't you just confess so I can write a book about your murder case?
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(149)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An Iranian, a severed penis, marijuana dispensary, plumbing tunnels, and rappelling from the roof: it's all part of your California maximum security escape story
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Obama plans to use the Pentagon to overhaul the government's security clearance system. Meanwhile, Microsoft hustles over to the Navy IT section with another patch to Windows XP. True fact
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Fri January 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC has updated their list of countries to avoid: Barbados, Bolivia, Ecuador, Guadeloupe, Saint Martin and Guyana; Cape Verde; Brazil, Colombia, El Salvador, French Guiana, Guatemala, Haiti-look, just stay home, OK?
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Tue January 19, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former star of the "History" Channel reality TV show "Bamazon" about gold mining in the Amazon has been charged with Murder. History Channel executive could not be reached for comment as they were busy trying to get him to sign a new contract
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Outsourcing doesn't produce a bad product because the new people making the product don't care. It makes a bad product because the people who understand the intent behind the product are separated from its execution
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Jews and execute schoolchildren allowed to keep guns because America
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(98)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz secures the coveted 'spousal rape apologist' endorsement
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(52)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republican operatives are trying to boost Bernie Sanders, as they're secretly terrified of Hillary Clinton and hope that the crotchety old man can sway enough voters to nominate him, which would secure the presidency for the GOP
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United CEO recovering after a heart transplant. Passengers shocked that a United Airlines executive actually has a heart
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Hillary manage to keep the upstart Sanders from gaining more ground? Will security fail to recognize Marvin O'Malley? Will Sanders again flip-flop on gun control? Democratic Debate Discussion Thread at 9PM ET on NBC
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The spot where Salem "witches" were executed has been found. It's called the biggest location of witch hunts ever discovered outside of the congressional hearing chambers
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(48)
 
(US Chronicle)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor tells national radio host that Hillary Clinton will most likely be indicted within 60 days. Tag says it all
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Sat January 16, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dear Tampa Bay Bucs, not only do I dominate in Madden and have executive experience as commissioner of my own fantasy league, but I was also a standout for my high school football team. I hereby offer my services as head coach. Yours, Florida Man
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police, Homeland Security raid six strip mall massage parlors after hard, year-long investigation
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(52)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Major Tim floats in a most peculiar way
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Del Norte Triplicate)
 
 
 
Prosecutors move to exclude hidden video evidence in a drug raid that shows various officers pocketing cash from the suspect and property that mysteriously disappeared and was found being sold on craigslist because it hurts their case
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
KKK leader convicted of executing a 16-year-old black girl with a crossbow is being reviewed by the North Carolina Parole Commission because he says he found God. No word if he also murdered God with a crossbow
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Fri January 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs executives want to be seen as family men, just like the Mafia
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
An Islamic State militant executed his mother in public in the Syrian city of Raqqa because she had encouraged him to leave the group, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported on Friday
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos secure Super Bowl bye
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Now that they fired their security director, no Powerball winner has been drawn and the jackpot is up to $675 million. I'm sure it's just a coincidence
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Father upset his 10-year-old snowflake daughter endured 1-minute, 48-second pat down by TSA agent at airport security checkpoint
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Wed January 06, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
There may be intelligent life in star clusters at the edge of our galaxy. Or not. We're just speculating here. I mean, it's not like it's science
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(21)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Bear Dog mystery solved. Sure, they say she's a Pomeranian mix, but her owner is a bio-molecular engineering student. STUDY IT OUT
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(45)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans draft bill that would prohibit state and local governments from enforcing executive orders or Supreme Court decisions that are "not in pursuance of the Constitution"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Control drug prices? Isn't the FDA currently run by handpicked former drug executives to prevent that from happening?
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(17)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who will be the first to overreact to Obama's Executive Orders guaranteeing the safety of America? Will gun shows fail to sell tickets? Will Congress support his decision? Find out at 9:40 AM
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Mon January 04, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
18 million targeted voter records exposed in database error, on top of the 190 million voter records found unsecured last week
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Using a hemi for bait, affluenza outbreak quarantined, and DA finds probable Cos for prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/27 - 1/2
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Sun January 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 19 years in NBA, Tim Duncan is held scoreless for the first time in all his 1360 games, thus putting an end to the streak of the most consecutive games with a point to begin a career
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Sat January 02, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The Saudi embassy in Tehran has been stormed and set on fire in a protest against the execution of Sheikh Nimr
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Fri January 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia declares that small countries banding together to keep from being invaded by Putin is a threat to Russian national security
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why, no, the police officers who executed Tamir Rice won't be charged. Why do you ask?
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Sun December 27, 2015
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
WILL the Vikings beat the New York and secure a playoff berth or CAN Eli and the Giants make Minnesota wait until next week? It's YOUR SNF thread starting at 8:30pm eastern on NBC
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(842)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HEADS UP: Steam and Valve currently have a massive security problem. As in, random folks getting access to other users' Steam Wallets and credit card info. Y'all MIGHT wanna drop your clients offline until they unfark this
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(277)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'The Hateful Eight' was pirated FROM INSIDE THE EXECUTIVE SUITE
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stonecutters no longer the ones holding back on electric cars
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"We think Kesha could be the next Adele," say Sony Music executives, proving just how out of touch they are with reality
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(85)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
While you weren't watching, the Philadelphia 76ers have effortlessly lost 11 consecutive games, and have fallen to 1-29
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(35)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fred Durst banned from the Ukraine for five years to ensure the security of the state, keep musical standards high
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(24)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Ky Gov. Bevis rescinds executive orders raising higher minimum wage for state employees and contractors, restoring ex-felon voting rights. Merry Christmas
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indigenous Amazonians change their ancestral ways to save forests, secure free two-day shipping
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(15)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
Even former presidents are still 'Mr President' and get security details. In Canada it's back to being a face in the crowd who can call 911 like everyone else
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Juniper firewalls finally catch up to Cisco on security
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(28)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Robots making adorable paper snowflakes only lull us into a false sense of security
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walking trees that move up to 20m per year discovered in Eriador. Wait, sorry, make that Ecuador
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(48)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS plans their own version of a kamikaze pilot to take down planes using birds with explosives on their backs. On a side note: ISIS is also executing pigeons as spies
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(69)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Secular divorce: Involves lawyers. Religious divorce: Involves a rabbi with a cattle prod. So, about the same amount of pain then
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(89)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Star Wars cast, the Roots, and Jimmy Fallon do an a capella medley of Star Wars music. Fans immediately blow up message boards speculating on the absence of one notable character
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Tue December 15, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline secures gainful employment as a strip club DJ. At least our tax dollars won't have to support him any longer
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Security experts say that focusing on air travel leaves trains vulnerable to attack. Except for the fact that even the most radical suicidal terrorists aren't brave enough to travel on Amtrak
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(46)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
It turns out MacKeeper whose primary form of advertising is popup ads may not be the most security conscious company, stored passwords in a publicly accessible database with a MD5 hash
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(26)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having your email abruptly turned off and then getting escorted from the building by security isn't all that unusual when you're being fired...unless your job was CEO of a major "vulture capital" investment fund on Wall Street
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(41)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
In case you still thought otherwise, NFL executive V.P. Eric Grubman has made it clear that no, neither the league nor the owners are obligated to give a fark about the fans
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(110)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
NASA: Quantum computers may or may not be secure
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(40)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Raccoon captured on train before the rest of his team was able to successfully obtain a security band, a quarnex battery, and for some reason, a prosthetic leg
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(34)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Dear Muslims, I don't hate you. I don't fear you. I don't want you to leave this country. I want to know you, your heart, your struggles, and your joys. I want to have you over to my house for barbecues
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bruce Tanner, executive vice president, recorded discussing what Lockheed Martin stood to gain from escalating Russian deployment in Syria
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(71)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Feds: Let's not let a company committing $400m in medical fraud come between us and their no-bid contract, or us putting the executive in the middle of the fraud in charge of Medicare. Nothing to see here, let's move on
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(31)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security to add new "intermediate terror threat" level to its color code alert system. Subby feels safer already
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the president gives a major address on terrorism and national security from the Oval Office, the Washington Post asks the question on everyone's mind: So why was he standing to give the speech?
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The death penalty has become increasingly rarer for juries to level against convicted criminals, and courts are granting appeals, reducing death sentences to life imprisonments; only 27 people were executed this year. What happened?
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(139)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man unfairly discriminated against by being excluded from lingerie show, prosecutor claims, saying that even Lumberjacks need to buy underwear, and he's okay
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(31)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Burger King security cameras didn't record McDonald shooting
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(51)
 


Thu December 03, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Did you know that if you send your child to public school or get a Social Security check that you're the same as a illegal immigrant welfare queen?
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(91)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Fox executive sends a memo in 1976 about the upcoming "Star Wars" film; is eerily prescient
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican member of VA electoral board recruits 4 buddies to investigate voter fraud in absentee ballots. And, big surprise, Democrats get all up in arms because of so-called "personal information" and "social security numbers" and "laws"
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(26)
 
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how bad a police dept and county prosecutors office could get, well here's a fine example
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(160)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, gas prices have now dropped for 25 consecutive days. Bonus: the trend looks to continue through the end of the year
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(148)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brazilian bank seeks to calm investors after CEO's arrest. Wall Street immediately wonders what kind of uncivilized nation would ever let a bank executive actually be held responsible for something they did and be put in jail?
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(4)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
As Feds get better at catching income tax refund thieves, crooks switch to stealing Social Security checks from Grandma
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(10)
 


Sun November 29, 2015
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"For three family members to receive consecutive offers of admission indicates how tremendously talented all three of them must be"
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(94)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Both Golden State and Philadelphia extend their season's streak to 17 consecutive games. Difficulty: One team has it in victories and one team has it in losses
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(25)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
He pulls an electric stapler, you pull a computer monitor. They send in another clerk to start punching you, you knock out a security guard. That's the San Francisco DMV way
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"A large, modern technologically advanced desalination project...is not financeable without a secure, financially viable customer for the water" - says the water authority for: (a) Anchorage (b) Portland (c) San Diego
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(84)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In one of the biggest blows to US/UK relations since the War of 1812, the NFL announces that the Washington Redskins might play two consecutive games in London
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You're a MMA fighter charged with rape. Your defense lawyer is trying for a nice round of character assassination on the victim. Do you: A) show remorse; B) remain stoic; C) attempt to flirt with the prosecutor
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(25)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
One in four Americans believe the government is the enemy. The other three are just happy that their unemployment, Social Security and disability checks are on time
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(137)
 


Tue November 24, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's true that pies aren't strictly forbidden by the TSA in carry-on bags (cranberry sauce is subject to the 3-ounce rule), but they may require extra screening, slowing security lines
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(62)
 


Mon November 23, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former Benghazi prosecutor files lawsuit against Benghazi committee head over corruption in the Benghazi investigation. Benghazi
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(90)
 


Sun November 22, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forbes' annual list of the "40 Richest Under 40" reads like a Facebook executive board meeting
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of all New Yorkers say they are barely getting by, but it's still a lot better than being financially secure and having to live in New Jersey
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(22)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN Security Council unanimously authorizes use of force against Daesh, it's good to see everybody there agree on something for a change
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(98)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How good are the newest high-tech microscopes? They don't just see a single molecule--they can track it
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump is taking reporters that ask him tough questions and putting them in "the pen" for "security reasons". Remember to support the Trumpfuhrer, citizen, or something bad might happen to you
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(100)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you think Ben Carson has spooky thoughts in his head about how to run the country, wait until you get a load of his national security adviser
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(69)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Many of Donald Trump's businesses have gone belly up, including his mortgage company run by a man who claimed to be a top executive at a prestigious investment bank, but had actually only worked on Wall Street as a registered broker for six days
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz and Huckabee don't want to denounce Pastor who called for execution of gays, but instead focus on 'the war on Christianity'
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(160)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Bastard Executioner has been executed
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(82)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, a month after the new "Viagra for women" libido-enhancing drug Addyi went on the market, let's see how much cash the executives at the drug company are rolling in. Oh...that's not good. Not good at all
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Tue November 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Security breach at G20 summit. Difficulty: Cats
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Sun November 15, 2015
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Hard to believe it's already week ten and the playoffs are looming for fantasy leagues. Need a bit of help securing your spot? You have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football experts have answers
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(45)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prosecutor and police chief hold reasoned discussion about the merits of limiting civil forfeiture. Ha just kidding, they -- oh sweet Cthulu they farking said that?
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(206)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado issues an executive order declaring much of the marijuana sold in that state a "threat to public safety," orders state agencies to destroy it
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Fri November 13, 2015
(CIO)
 
 
 
Social Security Administration apparently assigned two 25-year-old Florida women with similar names and same DOB identical SSNs, is expected to claim all Florida people are pretty much clones of one another anyway
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jack Yufe just died at age 82. He had an identical twin who was like him in almost every single way right down to the peculiar way they flushed the toilet with one small exception: he was a Jew and his twin was a Kraut in the Hitler Youth
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Thu November 12, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins "traded" top pitching prospect to Pirates after Pittsburgh complained about owner Jeff Loria raiding their front office for too many executives
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(16)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Republicans and Democrats reach across the aisle and tackle difficult issue that is crucial to American's daily lives. Private citizens can secure mineral rights to asteroids
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Tue November 10, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for identity theft had 841 Department of Justice identity documents containing social security numbers, names and addresses
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(21)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Linux now has its own encryption ransomware. Much faster and more secure than your crappy Windows ransomware
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(81)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cotton Mouth strikes again, blaming Social Security for meth and heroin addiction
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(42)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notable omission from a list of attendees at a major state funeral in North Korea leads to speculation that one of Kim Jong Un's former closest confidants may be the guest of honor at the next such occasion
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Sun November 08, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the Bipartisan Budget Act of 2015 that Obama just signed last week? Well, if you're a married couple or a divorced woman, Social Security giveth and just taketh away
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(106)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Door-to-door home security system salesman goes to absurd lengths to prove why home security systems are necessary
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(43)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Local prosecutor insists on charging a designated driver with trespassing, plans on ticketing scouts helping grannies across the street next
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(50)
 
(The Queensland Times)
 
 
 
Two thugs punch man on train and steal his wallet, forgetting all about the high-definition cameras all around the train station. Will now be prosecuted for crimes against fellow passenger, fashion
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Tue November 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NFL security prohibits all bottles, cans, food from entering Bank of America Stadium. Ropes and rappelling gear still okay
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(57)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New UK passport design is launched featuring tougher security measures, increased sexism
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(62)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New research says Stonehenge was the site of massive cookouts where thousands of revelers feasted on meat. Which means the prehistoric stone monument may be nothing more than the world's first open barbecue pit
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(55)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stonecutters get Steve Guttenberg a new role in an indie comedy about a man who wants to murder his family
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(23)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fashion-forward thief has her white-streaked hair and distinctive back tattoo captured perfectly by security camera as she uses stolen credit card
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(56)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kansas City barbecues the Mets 7-1, will be looking for a third helping in New York. Royals lead the World Series 2-0
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(66)
 
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
An assistant prosecuting attorney hates spiders SO much that when the office was decorated for Halloween, he pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot every spider in sight. Something about arachnophobia was mentioned
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(49)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Dora the Explorer recut as a horror movie trailer might be more terrifying than those damn Teletubbies
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(10)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
In a blow to Blarts everywhere, Sacramento Kings hire robots for security
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(13)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know who's for Daylight Saving Time? Candy makers, the barbecue industry, and Ben Franklin. You know who's against Daylight Saving Time? Arizona, Hawaii, and network television
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(55)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
US women's gymnastics wins world championship gold for second year in a row, secures Olympic bid for 2016
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(7)
 


Tue October 27, 2015
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa prosecutor decides offer to lay some pipe probably wasn't a euphemism
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(11)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hillary's "vast right-wing conspiracy" joins up with Ben Carson's "secular progressive movement" to form a Voltron of facepalming
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Thu October 22, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former prosecutor leading the Clinton Benghazi kangaroo court claims that "this isn't a prosecution" --Your live Benghazi discussion thread
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(853)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
No one had ever homered in six consecutive postseason games ... until Daniel Murphy. Maybe he'll never stop homering?
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(25)
 


Wed October 21, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Daniel Murphy hits his sixth post-season home run in his fifth consecutive game in the playoffs. It's his world and we're all living in it
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(23)
 


Tue October 20, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
You arrive late at the airport and see your plane being pushed back from the gate, so you C) open a secure emergency exit and run out on the tarmac
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reno reporters trying to sneak up on Tesla Gigafactory encounter Tesla Gigasecurity
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(81)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA Director John Brennan will reportedly be asking Hillary Clinton for advice on email security
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(22)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coal magnate who secretly tape recorded all his conversations, is now surprised that prosecutors want to use them to send him to jail. This is not someone who was awake while Nixon was President
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(44)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
French rugby team sends their head coach to the guillotine for execution. No cake for him
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chemical lab designed by Thomas Jefferson discovered during renovations at University of Virginia; Department of Homeland Security immediately evacuates all of Charlottesville and nukes it from orbit to be sure
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(47)
 


Thu October 15, 2015
(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Henchman threatened pub staff with chainsaw to force them to change security contracts". You can bet this story ends as cartoonishly obviously as you're imagining
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest thing persecuting Christians in the U.S.: Bike lanes
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(228)
 


Wed October 14, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to hear a case arguing that a PA Supreme Court Justice who voted to reinstate a man's death sentence and wrote an opinion praising the prosecutors in the case, should have recused himself on the grounds he WAS the prosecutor in the case
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Mon October 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
London Police have stopped guarding the Ecuadorian embassy containing Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Swedish police hope to extradite him once they have crossed the O's and dotted the U's
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(161)
 


Sun October 11, 2015
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Rubio has secured 20% of the Pawn Star vote
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(23)
 
(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
The Independent (UK) Headline: "Israeli Security Forces Kill Boy, 16". Actual Story: 16 year stabbed two senior citizens with a knife before a cop shot him to stop him
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(167)
 


Sat October 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich on cutting Social Security: "You'll get over it." Hey, when he loses, he still has a career as a Fark admin
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