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203 headlines found matching 'ECU'
Sun January 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
The border is already being secured against our nasty neighbors
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The Alt Right needs to form their own private Security Service or SS to protect them from anti-fascists
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Family caught in charming video celebrating Christmas together Not news: on a Yellowstone Park security camera Fark: Sasquatches?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We're all reassured that, despite all the "American Carnage", help is here. Apparently we don't have to do a single thing, because Trump has told us that He ALONE can fix these terrible conditions (insecurity) that we all(white people) suffer from
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: if your house key is shaped like a gun, you may encounter difficulties during security checks when traveling
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Heat discover that any large heavy prop that you use for a halftime contest should probably be secured to the floor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican vows to persecute political opponent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Wizards secure a victory using the old "use an assistant coach as the sixth man on the floor" trick
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Fri January 20, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Mom's Social Security canceled after someone reported her dead. Thanksgiving's gonna be awkward this year
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump EPA pick would hold off on deciding to recuse himself from lawsuits until after he's had a chance to clear out the in-house ethics agency
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump decides to model his presidency after Obama....By signing 200 executive orders in his first week
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Wed January 18, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At last count, the number of Goldman Sachs executives in Trump's administration is up to six, or a Goldman Shower if you will
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to use unsecured Twitter account @realDonaldTrump instead of the government secured Twitter account @POTUS. What could go wrong?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung vice chairman for bribery of impeached president's friend. Once again, the Asians are ahead of us
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Sun January 15, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"Prosecutors said that even though Clouse was just a drug mule, he should have known better because of his experience working as a deputy sheriff." YA THINK?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
No dunking, better fundamentals, lead UCONN women's basketball team to the most consecutive wins in NCAA history. Again
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Don't worry about security at the inauguration. The motorcycle gangs have it covered
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Fri January 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you own a pool, for Fark's sake, make sure you have a secure fence and locked gate...or else elephants might take over
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The DoJ indicts VW executives 'dieselgate' fraud. One for each cylinder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani has been announced as Trump's new internet security expert, so let's take a look at his own security company's website, which is surely a shining example for others... Oh, dear
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No need to get a gun past security at the Missouri state capitol anymore. One of the state legislators will loan you one right from his office
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Nintendo will reveal details about their Switch console. But being the Internet sharks we are, let's start our speculations now
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tells the media they should look at the role Jeff Sessions took in prosecuting a Klansman for a lynching. Media does, and finds out Sessions actively discouraged prosecuting the Klansman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans and Democrats work together to...sign into law recent Obama executive orders?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. bans the production and sales of burqas for security reasons. Sorry, that would be Morocco
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That moment where your AG nominee says he'll prosecute pornography, and you've appeared in pornography
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Selfies may be dangerous to your security. The finger I give is my password, verify me
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(US News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor defends man's 22-year sentence for stealing TV remote: After refusing a defense attorney, defendant told judge '[fark] you, go suck my d--- and go [fark] yourself'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
IBM secures 8000 patents in 2016. Subby's pretty sure he violated at least 30 of them by submitting this, moving his mouse, farting in his office chair cushion, and blaming it on the dog
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Sun January 08, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring
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(Some Union guy)
 
 
 
Let's see, we've got our attacks underway on Obamacare, Medicare, Medicaid. Social Security? Yeah, that, too. Civil Service? That, too -- liberals pushed that through in 1871, starting this nation's decline
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Have an idea how to make your internet devices more secure? The FTC will give you $25,000
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's Trump security briefing will probably be frighteningly close to this: "How about an 'SNL' sketch where someone compliments Ivanka very sexily while wearing a Trump hat, but they slip in little pieces of important intelligence?"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tijuana: #1 in barbecued iguana, #1 in most homicides in 2016
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People say Trump is a rigid, incurious thinker but that's clearly not true, look at how his position on Julian Assange has evolved from calling for his execution in 2010 to saying he's more credible than the entire US intelligence community in 2017
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky judge says you can bribe the prosecutor to get out of a speeding ticket
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Tue January 03, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"To give its executive producer the credit to earn his five-figure salary, the summation of [The New Celebrity Apprentice] is much simpler: Sad"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when we were only speculating on Trump's possible Russian ties before the election, not talking about his actual Russian ties after he won the most powerful position in government and started appointing their friends? Good times
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security: Bribes Welcome
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Deranged Storm Trumper bursts into church mid-service to scream about the Pizzagate conspiracy, videotapes himself doing so which will be good for the prosecution
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Our national security has been based on the perception that nuclear war is unhealthy. I mean, one nuclear war could ruin 2016's entire year
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Get ready to see the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA finals for a 3rd consecutive year ... and a 4th ... and a 5th
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It wasn't just Dontari Poe that provided the big highlight in the Chiefs' win over the Broncos, this security guard gave us a big moment as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do you shop at Costco? Do you wonder if that $55 a year more for an executive membership is worth it?
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Sun December 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, all those high tech kids toys are great gifts...but have you considered the cybersecurity issues of what you've just turned over to your children? Welcome to the brave new world
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former defense secretary, CIA director and deputy national security adviser Robert Gates can add drunk to his resume, now he thinks there's value in Trump's "disruptive approach" to governing
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Taxi driver does the impossible, he hits 240 consecutive green lights in gridlockville Manhattan
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You may not know the name of Henry Orenstein, a Holocaust survivor whose parents were executed by Nazis, but you know his work as he created some of the greatest toys of the '80s
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Wed December 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin orders crackdown on bath lotion problems. State Security forces to ensure it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the fire hose again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: We put the security cameras and the lighting for Central Park on the same circuit, and that's why the lights in the park stay on all day - that'll be a $150 inquiry fee and $50 go fark yourselves surcharge
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Social Security benefits for retirees being garnished to pay for student loan debt. And there you were, thinking your degree in improvisational dog ballet would pay off once you hung up your Starbucks barista apron
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest scientist at 102 still coming in to work even though it takes 90 minutes and multiple bus changes to get there. But, so what, he wants to do all that just to be a scientist, then what the heck
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Tue December 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
For the first time in years, Texas did not lead the nation in executions. LOSERS
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The real danger may be that a new Trump foreign policy could be hijacked or scuttled by anti-Trump Republicans, not only on Capitol Hill but inside the executive branch itself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japan's Christians are keeping it all a secret because they were once persecuted by Shoguns some 250 years ago and Japanese people just love tradition, including the one where we keep Christianity on the down-low
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Synagogue beefs up security after receiving threatening letters blaming the world's problems on the Jews and Ron Howard
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to manage your business like a Sith Lord: long-range thinking, flawless implementation, focused training, and summary executions
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is about to get a 4-year vacation, as Trump will be replacing them with his own private security squad
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After being persecuted by the entire NFL and its referees, the Seattle Seahawks are in the driver's seat to be the number two seed in the playoffs despite having a worse record than a wildcard team from the NFC East
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Computer security experts can't believe hackers haven't taken control of an F1 car during a race yet: "It is relatively easy to attack sensors on the cars. I technically and mechanically understand how to do it and I'm surprised that nobody else has"
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's YouTube channel blocked. Man, now we'll never get to see his wacky reaction videos when he executes his generals
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers suspended 10 players during an investigation, after police decided not to prosecute. The rest of the team now refuses to play. Washington State Cougars, good luck with that Holiday Bowl thing, we've got a whole different game going
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump can't even get through a meeting with tech company executives without triggering a conflict of interest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even Gen. Flynn (Trump's pick for National Security Advisor and one of Putin's best friends) agrees that he should be locked up for passing on classified material
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The purge has begun: Twitter executives blacklisted from Trump meeting for not making him a Crooked Hillary emoji
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(CIO)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity skills aren't taught in college, which might explain why I get messaged all the time with obviously misaddressed invitations from college students to chat with them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With 3 weeks left in the regular season, it's time to rate the job security for every NFL head coach
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Files show Trump national security advisor pick Mike Flynn "inappropriately shared" secrets with foreign military officers in Afghanistan without permission
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The executive director of the Maryland Chiefs of Police Association becomes the latest official caught up in his colleagues' own undercover prostitution sting
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One Alabama prosecutor has figured out how to profit from pretrial diversion
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"Here is our offer at The Intercept: If anyone has solid proof that Russia interfered with U.S. elections, send it to us via secure drop and we will verify its legitimacy and publish it"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NYC finds a solution to cover the cost of securing Trump Tower
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blasts CNN for broadcasting the"rediculous (sic) fake news" that he would continue to executive produce "The Apprentice". Well, that's what CNN gets for relying on sketchy, untrustworthy sources like Trump's own spokespeople
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Guy on America's "most wanted child porn villain" top ten list arrested at Fairbanks airport. Yep, that's a thing and it's run by Homeland Security. When not looking for terrorists, they are looking for child porn criminals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump continues his swamp draining by offering a key economic post to another Goldman Sachs executive
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway: Obama likes to golf, ergo Trump can executive produce a TV show and get paid for it. Checkmate, media
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump will remain the executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice because that's what presidents do
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Thu December 08, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Social Security may be barely alive, but here is a plan to keep it going for the next 75 years
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One breaks through China's Death Star to secure a January 6 release date
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump announces nomination for Homeland Security Secretary. If there's anyone that knows the importance of security, it's JFK
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Tue December 06, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Makeup set for young girls earns Worst Toy of the Year Award. Because preschoolers need insecurity-boosting, toxic cosmetics to slather on their faces
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, Trump's choice for national security adviser, claims prosecutors in New York have found "evidence" linking Clinton and her campaign staff to pedophilia. FARK: Somehow, pizza is involved
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill deBlasio asks White House for 87.5 Presidential salaries to cover the cost of security for Trump Tower
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Top VW executives tell the world to just send guns and money
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(Troy Record)
 
 
 
New York police plan to strengthen border security as Massachusetts legalizes marijuana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a news flash for Official Washington: President Trump could be one of the most consequential chief executives to occupy the Oval Office
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Sun December 04, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll cancel Obama's 'unconstitutional' executive actions. It's not that easy
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's cell phone is a bigger security risk than Hillary's emails
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
German stock market to start trading in virtual magic weapons and armor: "We thought when the US can get away with trading basically fictive 'high value' mortgage-backed securities, we might as well take it a little step further"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The appointments he makes today -- to State, Defense, Homeland Security, Labor, even the IRS -- will determine whether he is remembered as America's greatest president, or if the Trump name becomes a cautionary tale in American politics
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr's camp blasts speculation he might fight Conor McGregor: "He's a very good MMA fighter. Fighting Floyd Mayweather is a whole other story. That bullshiat you're throwing over there in UFC would get you killed against Floyd"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Legendary TV executive Grant Tinker (Lou Grant, Rhoda, Bob Newhart Show, WKRP in Cincinnati, Family Ties, Hill Street Blues and St. Elsewhere) goes into reruns at age 90
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's overseas holdings are sparking security fears in several countries who will have to pay for protection
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Security camera catches woman vandalizing car for a full six hours. Now THAT'S dedication
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McFarland spawns as Trump's National Security Advisor
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump says he will prosecute Hillary Clinton--if she pursues the recount
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is really worried about me, and is so worried, in fact, that she had helicopters flying over my house." OK then, it's deputy national security advisor for you
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Sat November 26, 2016
(The-Pool)
 
 
 
"As the Daily Mail takes its role as the official spokesperson for your old school mate's perennially creepy dad seriously, so brings another dreary day of voyeuristic feculence"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's national security advisor pick secretly installed forbidden internet connection in his Pentagon office. Still not an email server though
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brietbart cries delicious tears over Trump's broken promise to prosecute Hillary
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hedgehog based authentication, the pinacle of adorable cyber-security
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Daimler executive in China steals another driver's parking space and then goes on a racist tirade right out of the Hungarian phrasebook
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Georgia Institute of Technology adds white noise to get better biomolecular dynamics resolution, smoother jazz
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Security for Trump now costs NYC $1 million. A day
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hey, you know, we really owe Trump a fair chance, maybe he-oh never mind then. Trump announces he's picking Jeff Sessions as attorney General, Gen Michael "I heart Putin" FLynn as National Security Adviser and Tea Party Rep. Pompeo to run the CIA
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
All Trump transition team members signed a strict Code of Ethics that requires them to recuse themselves from any area they've lobbied for in the past; but at least 8 of the members are in clear violation of it. Almost as if the Code was just for show
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So Kushner's father was prosecuted by Christie for tampering with witnesses, his sister and brother in law. Kushner hired a prostitute to trap the brother in law at a family party. Confused? You won't be after this episode of SOAP
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Tue November 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Contrary to the cracker-jack journalistic reporting of Reuters, CBS, and numerous other lesser news agencies, Trump did NOT ask for top security clearance for his family
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(Variety)
 
 
 
When you're a studio executive, you make a series starring Morena Baccarin. It's what you do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Molecules found on phones reveal clues about their owners' lifestyles. All the Cheetos dust on your phone does not bode well
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Ashland County, Ohio stakes its claim to the Guinness record for the largest barbecue
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CBS executive says a new Star Trek wouldn't work on TV. Well, sure, the other attempts were all complete flops, right?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump: Any chance my kids could get in on some of that top-level security clearance action?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Nursing home residents overdose on heroin, so the home gets fined instead of prosecuted
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mount Union football's record 112 game regular season winning streak and 24 consecutive conference title streak snapped after a final minute touchdown by John Carroll
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL is "disingenuous to promote/capitalize on emotion of game but penalize the men who play for showing it." -signed, an executive who does the throat slash gesture in meetings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast hobbit and fourth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus refuses to speculate on what position Donald Trump will have for him in his cabinet
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The good news is that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is out of a job. The bad news is that Trump's Department of Homeland Security is hiring
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman viciously persecuted just for exercising his First Amendment rights in a way that was in no way deplorable or racist
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to Giuliani, Trump can build a wall by executive order. What about paying for that wall? *crickets*
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
No one in National Security wants to work for President Trump
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
"If Trump is actually successful in curbing the power and budget of the military/security complex and in holding Wall Street politically accountable, he could be assassinated"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin has decided Trump failed to secure the election
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla's "Supercharger Network will never be a profit center," said no executive who didn't feel like staring down the barrel from the board of directors
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones' rigor mortis finally sets in, rest of Cowboys executives play along
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
President Obama encourages illegal aliens to vote and promises that we won't prosecute voter fraud
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump asks for the American people to vote him into office so that he can have Hillary executed
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Sun November 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos are 6-2 & trying to stay on track toward their 6th consecutive division title. The Raiders are 6-2 at the season's halfway point for the first time since 2001, so which team will prevail? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
State passes law that makes enforcement of federal gun laws a felony. Fark: Citizens of state are outraged when they are prosecuted for violating federal gun laws
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
U.S. corporate cash holdings this year will now reach a staggering $1.77 trillion. Although that balance will drop to almost zero after giving out executives' year end bonus money
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Sat November 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo says legal costs could reach $1.7 billion and it will affect quarterly earnings. Especially after handing out year end bonuses to executives for their excellent work
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who executed two police officers sitting in their cop cars has been charged with two counts of murder
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Samsung's CEO says employee complacency led to the Galaxy Note 7 crisis. As opposed to the company executives not completely testing an inferior product before rushing it out on the market
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a last-minute pitch to secure the women vote, Trump singles out and harasses NBC's Katy Tur at Florida rally
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it
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Tue November 01, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember those headlines the other week about how the A-10 Warthog had been saved and its future secured? Yeah, about that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Callan calls for a special prosecutor because concern. So much concern. Can't you see people, this is legitimate CONCERN
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when Wikileaks releases your e-mail to John Podesta telling him what the national security council REALLY thinks of four of your bosses back at the Pentagon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This handy chart shows all the characters played by recurring actors on American Horror Story
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Old auto parts security: Junk yard dogs. New auto parts security: Junk yard fighting bulls
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Sun October 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with going after the legislative and executive branches, Trump calls the judicial system "a third world country"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NFL ratings are plunging this season and TV and league executives blame climate change. Ah just kidding, they say it's entirely Colin Kaepernick's fault
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Clinton secures early-voting support from key democratic veterans group
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hires an executive whose title is Chief Storyteller. Apparently she's expected to convince people the airline has fair prices, good service and flies on time
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Thu October 27, 2016
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
AT&T deal to buy Time Warner reminds one of the good old days of the Medellin drug cartel. "The executives who run the major telecom and television companies are proving to be tough, wily, and ready for a long battle"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers invent 'perfect' soap molecule that is better for the environment. Your roommate will still never hear about this
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And here is Christian Conservative Scott Lively saying by facing fake persecution, Donald Trump is proving to be a real Christian
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The phone hacking firm that broke the San Bernardino iPhone just learned a very expensive lesson in security as their product manuals and code leaked online
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man has made the prosecutors job easier thanks to a habit of posting to Facebook Live. Now they just need to find him
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bourdain says cooks of his era were profoundly lonely, tormented, and angry, speculates why they turned to chef life: "It's about control. Structure. The whole brigade system in a kitchen, the whole mentality is about control and consistency"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
IBM executive admits they forgot the first rule of IT support with Australian census faik
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins running back Jay Ajayi becomes 4th running back in history to rush for 2 consecutive 200 yard games
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Sat October 22, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Teenagers speeding, failure to pay child support, a trailer coming unhitched, and having a gram of weed all reclassified by Texas as "high threat border security" crimes ... happening nowhere near the border
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(HackRead)
 
 
 
Who would have thought the security at Weebly would be so wobbly?
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private jet companies reveal their most peculiar passenger-less flights, from transporting curries 6,000 miles to reuniting parrots with their owners
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC to members: Please refrain from undertaking any "poll watching" or "ballot security"actions on election day, See back in '82 we were caught blatantly trying to suppress the minority vote and we signed this little Consent Decree with DOJ and...
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So you are retired and live off Social Security checks? Here are the 10 best places to live off just that in the United States
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No Party candidate Bruce Nathan, accompanied by armed security, tries storming into UCF Senate debate between Marco Rubio, Patrick Murphy. See, this is why we can't have third party candidates, people
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Wed October 19, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How telling is it when your own security detail laughs when you fall and break your elbow?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Security chief has the mad idea that three U.S. government departments in charge of exactly the same problem might consider working together
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ecuador to Julian Assange: "Eight year olds, dude"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IBM profit and revenue decline for the 18th consecutive quarter as company discusses corporate name change to IOU
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(AP)
 
 
 
Social Security recipients to get a .3% raise in benefits next year, possibly allowing them to step up to TWO cans of cat food a week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
My insecurity is why I think Nickelback lovers have bad taste in music
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Julian Assange has managed to annoy his host Ecuador
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a school security guard, make sure you don't leave your gun in the restroom
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
FBI Documents: Hillary was so unpleasant, security agents didn't want to work on her detail
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
'Modern Business Solutions' not so modern with their data security, leaks information for 58 million accounts
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Wed October 12, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The U.S. has spent $132 billion since fiscal year 2005 on border security. Crossings have plummeted from 1.7 million in 2005 to 170,000 in 2015. Thanks Obama?
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Tue October 11, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The biodiversity of bizarre looking caterpillars of Ecuador show that even Mother Nature can have a bad day
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(Time)
 
 
 
Theranos sued by massive hedge fund for fraudulent practices to secure a $100 million investment
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Sun October 09, 2016
(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
Credit card companies are scaling back security verification of online purchases to avoid missing out on sales
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the company that peddled imitation Parmesan cheese and billed it as the real deal? Apparently that deception has finally grated on the nerves of U.S. prosecutors
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump insists the "Central Park Five" who did 13 years for raping a Central Park jogger before being exonerated by DNA and given $41 million by NYC; and whose execution Trump called for loudly and publicly at the time, are actually still guilty
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Thu October 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Point Nemo, a spot in the ocean further from land than any other, is known as the "oceanic pole of inaccessibility," and is rather a peculiar place
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People staying behind to ride out Matthew reminded to write their social security number on at least one major body part with magic marker
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It was at that point my boyfriend got out the barbecue tongs to try and remove the vibrator from my bum" [Probably not safe for work]
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Wed October 05, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's new state-of-the-art, anti-counterfeiting $5 note is so secure that it's being rejected by consumers, shops, vending machines
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
The fracking industry's new business plan? Prosecute anybody who lobbies for fracking bans
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The Lions' Club Aurora Farmer's Fair is the biggest event in this small Indiana town west of Cincinnati, but if you don't like floats depicting Trump executing Hillary, maker says, "Don't come to the parade next year"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY county executive proposes $105 "public service fee" to be tacked on to all traffic and parking tickets, to go on top of the standard $60 "go fark yourself" fee and the $185 "lotsa luck proving we ticketed you for driving while black" surcharge
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children is #1 with $26 million, Deepwater Horizon #2 with $20 million, Magnificent Seven #3 with $15 million. Masterminds proves moronic at #6 with $6 million, career Suicide Squad plunging to #10 with $1.8 million
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Detroit Tigers could end the season and open the postseason with six games in six days against six different teams, without ever playing in the same city on consecutive nights
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Stockton mayor, recently arrested for strip poker with drunk teens and under investigation over the use of his gun in the murder of another teen, announces plan to hire private security with military background to patrol city, answerable only to him
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey drops bombshell to House panel about how close the call was to not prosecute Clinton over emails
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(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
Pie juice sparks security alert at UK airport
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The prosecution has rested in the Dildo trial, now it is the Dildofense's turn. Will they try to bring up Finicum's death again? How many times will they misquote the constitution? The warm-ups are over the real show is about to begin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands of women to be executed in Saudi Arabia
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Hillary wins on topics Americans don't care about. Topics like nuclear weapons, cyber-security, speaking coherently
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish president Erdogan is VERY upset about the US prosecution of a Turkish-born gold-trader who is accused of laundering hundreds of million of dollars on behalf of Iran. I think we found the guy Erdogan uses to fill his Swiss bank account
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supplier of execution drugs to the state of Missouri files a motion in court claiming they don't make any money selling the drugs-they just do it 'cause they really like killin' people and thus the drug sales are 1st amendment-protected "free speech"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
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