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72 headlines found matching 'EADS'
Thu February 26, 2015
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Ex-NY Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver pleads not guilty to taking $4 million in bribes, says he's shocked and humiliated that the state thinks he's only worth a measly $4 million in kickbacks
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"In the anime Dr. Slump, there is an alien race called Nikochan. They have butts on their heads. Not the kind of thing you want to see in real life. So here's what they look like in real life"
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of National Ginger Appreciation Day, here are sixteen things only redheads understand: "At various points in your life you will be asked whether the carpet matches the drapes"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alaska leads the nation in well-being. Mostly because Americans think the perfect place to live is somewhere so cold that it's an excuse to stay on the couch all day watching TV
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Sun February 15, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
On Friday, February 20th, Olive Garden will babysit your children while you enjoy all the breadsticks you can eat. Assuming you trust their waitstaff to babysit
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(41)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Icebreaker heads down south because a bunch of fishermen don't like being crammed in a metal can on a shelf
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(35)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Stoned driving not as dangerous as drunk driving, say two studies from those potheads at the NHTSA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former head of the International Monetary Fund pleads: "was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(38)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl Scout sets up outside marijuana dispensary once again to sell cripplingly addictive substances to poor, unsuspecting potheads
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(53)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Brooke Pancake, who recently signed a sponsorship deal with Waffle House, leads Bahamas Tournament after opening round. You submitted this with a batter headline
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Island Packet)
 
 
 
"Obama's budget reads like a work of fiction. It's merely the president's announcement of what he'd do if Congress weren't there. It's a party platform with numbers"
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Power Team sold out arenas in the 80s by tearing phone books in half, running through walls of ice, and breaking concrete blocks with their heads. All for Christ
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(44)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
As it turns out, headstone fraud is a serious criminal undertaking
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(29)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Excuse me, but you can't dump your 24 cow heads here
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(38)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You do realize it's just a matter of time before fish are born with lasers on their heads?
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(29)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British man heads to Iraq to open a tattoo studio there. Given that tattoos are forbidden amongst Muslims, he'd have a better chance of success running for governor in one of America's more backward states
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(32)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man fired from Ford after denouncing "sodomites" and saying "homosexual behavior leads to death" in the company newsletter. Area Man asks: "What ever happen to free speach?"
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
People who hear voices in their heads are encouraged to talk back to them. Although it's not a good idea while in the therapist's office since he might charge for a group visit
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(34)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Richard Dawkins reads another batch of hate mail from religious wingnuts. Not safe for work language, delivered in a sprightly, impeccable, clipped British accent
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(93)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After West Yorkshire abandons iconic British bobby helmet in favour of modern police caps, BBC asks if the helmet makes any sense in today's hectic modern world. Caps "are less likely to fall off heads, it is argued, and can be worn in a car"
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Sat January 17, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fish heads, fish heads, piles of flaming fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, put them out, yum
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(45)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An analysis of campaign finance records shows Illinois' new governor spent roughly $36 per vote getting elected. A group of legitimate Chicago businessmen shake their heads ruefully, say they could have brought that job in at less than $20 per
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(13)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marlboro Man heads off to flavor country
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(55)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Obamacare regulations force closure of Planned Parenthood clinic. Tea Party heads explode
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(66)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DVD case leads to the death of young whale. This is why officials suggest you dispose of your copies of Twilight the same way as any other hazardous material
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(14)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Is there anything that can make a mundane Sunday into something fa fa fa fa fa fa far better? Why, how about some recently released Talking Heads concert footage circa 1980?
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(13)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
New report says the average American college freshman reads at a 7th grade level. Or as 7th grade reading skills are called at UNLV, a full ride scholarship
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Thu January 08, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
People in 1802 already knew vaccines were toxic and could cause you to sprout cow heads
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Cyprus unearthed a 1,500-year-old amulet containing an inscription that reads the same backwards as forwards, making it the oldest known palindrome
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Sun January 04, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Heads up, you will need to use political math to figure out why the Senate's 46 Democrats got 20 million more votes than its 54 Republicans
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Mon December 29, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Writing a holiday note to your parents is sweet. Writing a holiday note to your parents that reads, "Your house is paid off. Merry Xmas" is awesome
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Wed December 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
A true Christmas tradition and a holiday classic: David Sedaris reads his outstanding Santaland Diaries. "Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation"
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless man given $100 heads directly for the liquor store. FARK: It doesn't end like you're thinking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're drinking too much. Notably missing: Deleting all the Politics tab threads
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Sat December 20, 2014
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
"Apparently getting drunk in Kentucky and kicking over headstones is considered a recreational activity"
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Gaylard Williams, a US pastor who leads a church which preaches against homosexuality has been arrested for - wait for it - sexually harassing a man at a lake. But you could sorta see where that one was going after 'Gaylard'
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Eric Holder says that race relations improved under his tenure. The people in the ruins of Ferguson nod their heads, and go back to rebuilding their town
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
China tests ICBM with multiple warheads. But hey--we're all still friends, right?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man saddled with dead horses pleads not guilty to cruelty
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police offering $100 to anyone who turns in a drunk driver that leads to an arrest
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Sun December 14, 2014
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Cow jumps six-foot fence, damages three vehicles as it leads police on chase through town after escaping from butcher, offered athletic scholarship to Bovine University
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Sat December 13, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who pleads guilty to 10th DWI, who also has 10 previous convictions for driving on a suspended license gets prison time. Just kidding, he gets probation again
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(73)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Blackhawks are an unstoppable force right now. Will Chara's return make the Bruins an unmovable object? We'll find out. 9 games tonight plus the Original 6 match-up custom made for Fark hockey threads. Puck drop at 7 PM ET... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart takes both Bush and Obama by the ears, slams their heads together over the CIA torture report
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snooki's husband pleads guilty to DUI two days after their wedding. Apparently someone didn't tell him that the auditions for "Jersey Shore" ended years ago
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Thu December 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Homeschool mom who destroyed evolution at a museum heads to the zoo in search of dragons. Welcome to America, circa 2014
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As we approach the holiday season, be sure to avoid these all-too-common drinking-induced office party disasters. *reads article*. Uh-oh. Oh, crap. Shiat. Hey, anybody know a good place that's hiring?
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Cricket ball to the face now leads by two wickets. That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if they go for the trifecta
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(8)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actor George Eads announces he's leaving CSI after discovering he's still on CSI
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(30)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a cyberpunk-inspired animated music video featuring heads in jars and dancing female androids," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(38)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US was going to end NSA snooping program before Snowden leaked it all. Uh...huh....all those who believe that, stand on your heads
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(90)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Santa Monica restaurant owner pleads guilty to serving whale meat, claims he was just using the blubber to fry up dolphin, tiger and rhinoceros
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(12)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After much online ridicule, British film censors pull their collective heads out of their arses and remove the sexual content warning from the new Paddington Bear movie
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods gets pissed off at a satirical article in Golf Digest. Geez, wait till he reads the Fark comments
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(34)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Research finds that a clean home leads to more ethical behavior. Although that never happens in Congress no matter how many times the voters try to clean house
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(9)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possession to nine pence of cannabis. Lawyer: "If I close my eyes and try to imagine nine hundredths of a gram it is a very difficult thing to fasten my mind on. I think it is a quantity that is barely capable of measurement"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Putin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When critics reared their ugly heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled U20 summit
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(177)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Bowling can be a fun family activity. That is, until mom accidentally spills her drink, which leads to an argument with a bunch of girls in the next lane, which in turn leads to dad getting his ear bitten off by some crazy guy
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(34)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco's partial hand in Vegas poker room leads to greatest tweet ever
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(70)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guy plays Super Mario 64 without pushing the Jump button (w/ copies of his detailed handwritten notes and Excel spreadsheets making this possible)
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(69)
 
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
For you music gearheads: a tour of Robert Fripp's performance and studio setup, which is only slightly more complicated than Mission Control at NASA
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(38)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Frontman for Polish death metal band Behemoth opens his own barber shop. Because if there is one thing metal heads love, it's haircuts
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(21)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can Aaron Rodgers and the Packers remain unbeaten at home or will Cutler along with the Da Bears defense drill some more holes into the cheeseheads? It's your SNF thread starting at 7:30 eastern time on NBC
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(1578)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to ... me not getting delicious food"
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(45)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
The ISIS pitch: Kick Crusader butt with your homies in Iraq and Syria, laugh while former Syrian soldiers dig their own graves, lop the heads off of terrified Jews, collect war booty, and relax in your free time with an endless supply of sex slaves
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(69)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Amazon shares the most-beloved, most-favorited passages in books. You've got Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and the Holy Bible. Apparently, no one reads non-fiction on e-readers
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(39)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two F1 teams went bankrupt this week. Three other teams were rumored not to make it to the US Grand Prix. Cooler heads prevailed and this is not a repeat from 2005
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(33)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Logano's on the pole, but Chase leads the points. Can Regan Smith close the gap? Will Dick make another premature exit? It's your NASCAR Nationwide Series O'Reilly Auto Parts Challenge at Texas Motor Speedway. 4pm on FUESPN
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(101)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
I'll have a large sausage with cheese, some of those breadsticks, a two liter of coke, and a ruptured achilles please
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(39)
 
(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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