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Mon August 21, 2017
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(The Nor'wester)
 
 
 
RomeroStats research indicates Newfoundland leads Canada in bars per capita
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the headline reads "Steve Bannon's porn and meth house" you know they're only talking about one state
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Dow drops nearly 200 points after a rumor spreads that one of the grown-ups babysitting Trump was thinking about quitting
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Mon August 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study: Oral sex performed by men spreads cancer. Women: Okay, cancer, it's farking ON now, you son of a biatch
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Warsaw and Brussels continue to be at loggerheads, which is not good news for the future of the EU (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kasich leads Trump in the polls. Man. If only this were 2016
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida leads nation in lightning strike deaths, as the long-running feud between Florida Man and high voltage continues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin: I don't give a shiat about shiat, shiatheads
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walk leads to bench clearing brawl
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Sat August 05, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The headline "'Deteoriating' Alcatraz decoy heads will live on with the help of 3-D scanning" makes sense with pictures
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers may not eat cheese anymore, but he loves the Cheeseheads
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Massive Earth-sized spot that just appeared on Neptune is actually an 'alien nuclear strike,' and not a methane cloud as some narrow-minded science pinheads would have you believe (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Thu August 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Noseless man who swam across river while high on meth pleads guilty to assaulting the police officer who rescued him. Why yes, this did happen in Saskatoon, how did you guess?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Old school Farker Aeonite (Fark logo, Fark tags, Ninjaburger guy) has a giveaway going on Goodreads to win a copy of his novel, Blackbird
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Mon July 31, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Dropped ball leads to Cubs World Series ring for Steve Bartman. Also the plot of upcoming Rookie of the Year sequel
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Quick heads up from the author you Farkers turned into a one-day best-seller last summer... his book is free today, and he's giving away $1,000 in a treasure hunt to people who read it. Deets in link
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The kids got to play on the real networks while the big boys are back in the cable ghetto as the NASCAR 36D Cup Series heads back to Long Pond for another Poconap in the Overton's 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri July 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump heads to Long Island to insinuate that all immigrants are violent gang members
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop these red-heads
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to find owner of prosthetic leg. No solid leads yet but the game's afoot
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Law enforcement on full alert as 8,000 meth heads prepare to converge on Oklahoma City
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs gives us all a heads up, we "have a few more months" before Donnie decides to bomb North Korea
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Huh. All it takes is for a pretty blonde white woman to get shot to get heads rolling in the police department
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heads up liberals, you might not even survive the millennial left's war against you as they are hardcore even for you
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in bad tattoo news: Ex-inmate gets tattoo that reads 'DEVAST8' while drinking homebrew alcohol in jail finds he's having trouble getting a job
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Racked)
 
 
 
Dry shampoo: about as plausible as dry water, artificial air, polite politics threads
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Outlawing guns leads to knife attacks. Outlawing knives leads to acid attacks. Now they're going to outlaw acid, and see what horror follows that
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
What's the strangest, most unusual book in your personal library? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club heads into the Twilight (Reading) Zone
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump says he accepts Putin's statements that Russia didn't hack election. That clapping sound you just heard was from seventeen US intelligence organizations smacking their palms against their foreheads in unison
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find post-Tinder Netflix and chill leads to pregnancy. Subby surprised to find a news outlet thinks that's a story
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Wed July 05, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pancake artist making heads
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these masked bucketheads
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Dr. Sevrin heads off to Eden. Yeah, brother
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking thinks Trump may threaten the Earth with destruction. Thanks, but that was part of his election platform. Nobody reads the platform, right there it said: 1. destroy world, 2. kill everyone because my tiny dick continues to be tiny
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Fracking leads to babies. But you knew that
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Sun July 02, 2017
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Le Mans is done but the endurance season continues, as the IMSA Weathertech Championship leaves the concrete canyons of street circuits, and heads out to Watkins Glen for the Sahlen's 6 Hours. Coverage starts at 10 EDT on FS1 and IMSA TV
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Illinois heads for a third year without a budget
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Thu June 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Cash Me Ousside' girl pleads guilty to grand theft, possession of marijuana, filing false report. How boud dat?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man dragging dead raccoon down road on a rope gets in argument with passersby that leads to shooting. That rural enough for ya?
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers scare mountain lions with recordings of political talking heads because science
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At State Opening of Parliament, Queen strangely forgets to mention Trump when speaking about visiting heads of state she is looking forward to meeting. Must be getting old
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Brad is a horsie, Kyle is a Shrub, Danica is a person with feelings, and it's not a chicken it's a baby as the NASCAR Monster Chiller Horror Theater Cup Series heads to Michigan for the FireKeepers Losers Weepers Casino 400, 3pm ET on FS1
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
News: Scientists sent a flatworm to space and it came back with two heads. Fark: Researchers tried amputating them, leaving a headless middle fragment, but both of the heads just grew back on all three pieces. Everyone sleep well tonight
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks apologizes to Steven Spielberg after criticizing him for not hiring female leads and learning he directed The Color Purple
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The three bottles of fridge wine you should ALWAYS have ready to enjoy this summer while watching the ballgame, chopping up vegetables for dinner, or commenting in vibrant Politics threads
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump floated the idea of firing Mueller in the hopes that it would convince him to declare him innocent instead. Purple monkey dishwasher - it's not just for Fark hottie threads anymore, folks
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures is trying to make the edited for broadcast/in-flight movie versions available to the public at large. When asked for comment, the director's guild said, "No flipping way, you money grubbin' doodyheads"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Japan reintroduces "Chizza", an Original Recipe fried chicken filet topped with mayo, spinach, and cheese, then further Korea-fies it with thin threads of dried chili peppers and a layer of sliced and marinated bulgogi beef
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Bubba's fueled by bacon and all the announcers are racing so there's no one around to make the race interesting as the NASCAR Eddie Munster Cup Series heads to Pennsylvania as Axalta Presents the Pocono 400, 2 PM ET on FS1
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I don't know what a fidget spinner is, but taking one orally looks like it leads to an endoscopic procedure. With helpful x-ray pic
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Whisker Fatigue Cat isn't touching your food, thanks to a poorly designed feeding bowl that also leads to chin acne. "We took the average whisker rake of cats and designed this bowl so that the food could be eaten by the cat pain-free"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
3-on-3 halfcourt basketball likely to be at the 2020 Olympics: Duck Duck Goose, Red Rover Red Rover, and Heads Up 7-Up may also make the cut
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
An open letter to Kevin Durant explaining why Fark basketball threads have so few comments
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
*reads headlines* Fark it, we're having a Pony Thread, cosplay edition
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Last week's "winner" is this week's poster child as the NASCAR Big Gulp Cup Series heads to Dover for the AAA 400 Drive for Autism, 1 PM ET on FS1
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? You pick up their poop, save it in a plastic bag, and you wonder why they give you look a puzzled look?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers publish 25,000 private photos from plastic surgery clinic. Police call it the biggest display of reconstructive surgery since Cher's former agent released all her old headshots
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Heads up Senator Elizabeth Warren, the GOP is fitting you with anti-Clinton weights around your ankles to bring you down in 2020
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're sitting at work drinking stale coffee and reading Fark threads like you've been doing every mindnumbing day for the last 1,639 days, there's a guy who abruptly quit his job to sail the Pacific Ocean with no particular destination in mind
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
USAA then: We cannot support someone that spreads ridiculous conspiracy theories that attempt to undermine our democracy. USAA now: Ok, lets restart pumping Lumpy full of money, now that no ones looking
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It no longer matters whether one thinks Hannity is a decent person or a bad person; an earnest broadcaster or a liar; or a figure who helps or harms the Republican base. Insofar as he spreads misinformation, he risks doing harm to the United States"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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Wed May 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazon's "no checkout" store idea heads to Europe. Owners of 7-Elevens say that's nothing new, their customers have been doing that for years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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Mon May 22, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unwilling to take the hit, Flynn pleads the fifth. This will surely anger the orange sith
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Sun May 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad campaign pleads to people of Spain, France, Greece, Italy, Thailand to help protect pasty Danes. "Tens of thousand of Danes travel from the cold dark north to your beautiful beaches ... [where] ... they abandon all precaution and roast in the sun"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM, which used to stand for International Business Machines, now stands for Idiots, Boneheads, and Morons as they tell their work from home employees, "Start working from the office, or find a new job"
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Sat May 20, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
Heads up. Hackers are trying to bring WannaCry ransomware back from the dead
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Telling investors to sit tight and not freak out during market corrections is like abstinence-only sex education. It ignores what people actually do, and often leads to underperformance
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
First lady leads meeting in White House while Trump is away
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seeing the errors of their declining viewership, ESPN goes back to its roots and decides to show live sports. Just kidding: they're going doubling down on talking heads instead
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pacman pleads guilty, claims ghosts had it coming
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Preibus demands White House aides stop leaving print-outs of internet hoaxes on the President's desk, as Trump believes literally anything he reads. Bonus: unironic use of the phrase "fake but accurate"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
"More than two dozen people with shaved heads and dressed in purple robes were sitting with their legs crossed in the middle of a few fairways on the hills of the back nine"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to derp
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Wed May 03, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New Mexico science teacher pleads guilty to cooking crystal meth, pitching reality series to AMC
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The c--ks--king 'Deadwood' movie script is farking 'stunning' if those hoopleheads at HBO ever actually make it, actor says
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop pleads guilty in shooting of unarmed black man. Plot twist: He didn't plead guilty to murder, but "deprivation of rights", which I guess is what they're charging racist white cops with these days to spare their feelings
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Widely reported study on microbeads and fish was a red herring
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(Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Viral infection spreads from one tick species to another. Fark: The new species is the deer tick, and the infection can cause fatal brain inflammation in humans. OMFG: The virus can be transmitted in as little as 15 minutes
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Sat April 29, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
The bad news about arresting zombie chicks is they can do life sentences standing on their heads
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
It's another week of short track racing as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Richmond for the ToyotaCare 250, 12:30 PM ET on FS1
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Fri April 28, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science admits religion isn't going anywhere, guaranteeing centuries of Fark threads
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald admits to not reading the Executive Orders he signs, and just reads the titles
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
London bar serves a $23 whisky cocktail alongside a virtual reality headset. Which the customer can use to pretend they didn't just spend $23 for a shot of whisky
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Sun April 23, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Saturday leads off with matches at Bournemouth, Hull, Swansea, and West Ham, at 10am ET, followed by Chelsea/Spurs at 12:15pm. Sunday has 9:15am to Burnley, 10am to Arsenal, and 11:30am to Liverpool. This is your Weekend EPL & FA Cup Combo Discussion Thread
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