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38 headlines found matching 'Ducks'
Mon May 22, 2017
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And off we go, really out west this time, almost to the Pacific Ocean for the Perds/Ducks Game Five @ 7:15 pmET (huh? 7:15? must be a horsey thing....). And of course, Shut Thy Oral Orifice Pierre
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Bergman putting NHL teams in strange markets, but it certainly worked in Nashville
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Well the Final 4 is set. Will the Perds hit a home run? Will the Ducks score a touchdown? Perhaps a (5) hole in one? A free throw? Lots of turning left? Red cards/flopping? What other unrelated scoring systems can fit? The final push starts at 9pmET
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Wed May 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother goose nests on couple's balcony - apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game...she hissed at the Ducks"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Western Conference is on today as the Blues-Predators and Ducks-Oilers will play their Game 6s. Will we see two Game 7s out of this or will both series come to an abrupt end? Game times are at 3 pm ET and 7 pm ET, respectively
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Bay tight end escapes from prison, overdoses, dies, is revived, tries to escape again is finally caught and sent back to prison. Tada
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your rope and ball gags, the Caps and the Ducks are on the hunt for Johnny Sex Cup bondage tonight. Handbag yard sale @ 7:30pm ET, Exxon Valdez or 1991 Kuwaiti oil field reenactment @ 10pm ET. FERMIS, PIERRE
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Mon May 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House defends Trump's decision to invite Rodrigo Duterte for a visit; after all, will anyone notice if another racist, bloodthirsty, unhinged narcissist unqualified for his job is walking around the White House?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest to score with Johnny Sex Cup continues. Will Nashville make St. Louis Blue? Will the Oilers fry the Ducks? Will NBC cut away to a goat race in Latvia? Round 2, Game 3, FIGHT. Blergs/Perds @ 3pm ET, Ducks/Oilers @ 7pm ET. 闭嘴, PIERRE
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Fri April 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We head out west for both playoff games with Predators-Blues and the Oilers-Ducks for Friday night. Are the Predators going to continue to be hot? Will the Oilers continue the momentum? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Thu April 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How SETI success hinges on getting our ducks in a row and locating 'New Quackers'
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Fri April 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just 2 games tonight & we can say bye to Boston's bears in the one. We said bye to the BJs last night & farewell to the Flamers earlier in Comcast's "Johnny Sex Cup" elimination action. Other game has 2 Leafs and 1 Cap. Pucks drop at 7 & 7:30pmET
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No quiero que los patitos
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Wed April 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us four contests. Can the Capitals tie up the series with the Maple Leafs? Can the Senators beat the Bruins again? Will the Blues and Ducks sweep the Wild and Flames? The puck drops at 7pm ET. Now Shut up, Pierre
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Mon April 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since we can't get enough hockey, here are four more playoff games for your pleasure. Senators-Bruins, Capitals-Maple Leafs, Blackhawks-Predators, and Ducks-Flames are on tap with the puck dropping at 7:00 PM ET
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Sat April 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap to satisfy your playoff hockey hunger. Bruins-Senators, Maple Leafs-Capitals, Predators-Blackhawks, and Flames-Ducks are the games. The party starts at 3pm ET
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs continue with three games for us to enjoy. Will the Capitals blow away the Maple Leafs? Will the Blackhawks tame the Predators? Will the Ducks douse the Flames? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sun April 02, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Yesterday was April fools, so of course Edmonton is the top team in the Pacific and Toronto 2nd in the Atlantic. The Bruins & Ducks look to restore order to the Universe in 2 of the 11 NHL games today. First puck drops at 12:30 ET
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Thu March 30, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon has put the question to the puppies and the puppies have spoken; Oregon will win the national championship
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Sun March 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have two SEC teams with South Carolina and Florida squaring off, we also have Kentucky and North Carolina making four Southern teams vying for a trip to the Final Four. It is Sunday's Elite Eight thread, tip-off is at 2:20 PM EDT
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These teams are one game away from the Final Four. Who will win the battle of the Catholic schools between Xavier and Gonzaga? Which birds will prevail between the Ducks and the Jayhawks? Is your bracket still good? Elite Eight begins at 6 PM EDT
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
How many cute little ducks have you killed by feeding them bread you evil duck-destroying monster?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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Wed March 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The postseason inches closer everyday, with three magnificent hockey games on tap with Maple Leafs-Blue Jackets, Islanders-Rangers, and Oilers-Ducks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sat March 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wings/Avs kick off the day @ 1 PM EDT almost 10 years to the day after one of the most famous brawls in NHL history. Then HNiC features an Original Six matchup w/ 'Hawks/Leafs @ 7 PM. It ends in Cali w/ Sharks/Ducks @ 10:30 PM. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey. The Flames go for 11th win in a row vs the Bruins while the Avs & Wings renew hostilities in a battle for 1st overall (in the Draft race) plus a Pennsylvania showdown and the Blues @ the Ducks. Action starts @ 7:30 EDT
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Another republican ducks out of a public discussion because of a large, confrontational crowd - of 24 people
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Fri February 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After earning his 1,000th point, can Sidney Crosby keep it rolling against the Blue Jackets? Who will win the pillow fight between the Avs and the Hurricanes? Will the Panthers devour the Ducks? Friday Night Hockey thread, starting at 7:00 PM ET
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Wed February 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Antoine Vermette of the Anaheim Ducks may be the biggest jerk in hockey right now as he was ejected for slashing at an official
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Thu February 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After only one measly NHL game on Wednesday night, 22 teams will play on Thursday night. Cross-country games include Sharks-Bruins, Ducks-Sabres, Penguins-Avalanche, and Kings-Panthers. All this and much more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon January 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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