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48 headlines found matching 'Ducks'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(Zanesville Times Recorder)
 
 
 
City still working to confiscate man's therapy ducks
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran given ticket for owning 14 therapeutic pet ducks, asks city to put the $150 fine on his bill
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby ducks complicit in killing of 81-year-old woman at nursing home. Don't let their fuzzy little faces fool you - they're heartless killers (pics)
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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List of top female executives in North America features a surprisingly large number of hot-in-a-someone-else's-wife sorta way executives. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Why did the woman help the ducks cross the road? To get convicted for causing the deaths of a motorcyclist and his daughter
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
The five biggest chokers of the 2014 NHL Playoffs. Yeah, they're listed. And he is too. And Crosby
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Wed June 04, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The last time the Kings and Rangers met in the playoffs, it was during the Triple Crown era for LA and the Broadway Bullies for the Blueshirts. Highlights: an eight-minute long brawl with 59 penalties and 267 minutes in the box just for one game
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Two months of intense, in your face, give it everything you've got hockey has brought us to this point. Will the Rangers bring The Cup home for a 20th anniversary party? Will the Kings have to play a full 28 games? The SCF start tonight @ 8pm ET
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty star recorded making homophobic remarks again. In a completely unrelated story, season 6 of Duck Dynasty is scheduled to begin in early June
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says her father could have had Jesus Christ as his running mate and still lost the Presidency in '08. I guess that means even Jesus couldn't defeat a seekrit muslin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-wine scientists double down and say it's also good for your teeth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are ever a Chinese baby and you fall out off a second-story window, just go real limp, because maybe people will try to catch you because, hey, free baby
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Thu May 22, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's the East Final game three tonight. As we head to Madison Square, can the Habs solve King Henrik and steal back a road win? Are they done if they don't? Find out when the puck drops at 8:00ET
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Wed May 21, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
West final game 2 tonight Can the Kings steal one and even it up? or will the Hawks pick up where they left off Sunday? Will Crawford or Quick be the hero? Will there be another goal called back? Puck drops at 8:00ET LETS DO THIS
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Mon May 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will come. If it's a giant rubber duck, they'll take selfies
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton's unusual West Hollywood home is on the market for $1.4 million. Judging from the pictures, it's the tits
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins triumph in their natural...Hab-itat? Will the Canadians get booed out of Boston? Will the Ducks "Quack quack quack" all the way home? This is your game 7 hockey thread. Pucks drop at 7 and 10 ET
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Facebook post by local news outlet leads to Brazilian woman weighing the same as a duck
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Grown men get into a full-on brawl over: A) a woman; B) parking spot; C) feeding ducks
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Will the bears maul a bunch of Canucks? Will the ducks shout "KING ME"? Will Canada sponaneously burst into impotent rage? This is your playoff hockey thread. Puck drops tonight at 7:30 and 10:00 ET
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Sun May 11, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Pittsburgh send the Rangers crying home to Mommy? Can the Bryz keep the Blackhawks from becoming the Wild's Daddy? It's The Mother's Day addition of the NHL Playoffs with Pittsburgh v Rangers at 7:00 PM, and Minnesota v Chicago at 9:00 PM
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Thu May 08, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Back to two games tonight with Bruins looking to look more like Bruins and even it up in Montréal and then in the second game, maybe getting away from the home rink will help focus the Ducks as they take on the Kings in L.A. 7:30 & 10:00ET
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Tue May 06, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
And the beat goes on and on. Tonight's hockey games take us first to a rare location this late in the year - north of the border. What is turning into a classic Habs/Bruins love fest kicks off at 7pm ET & the Blackhawks visit the Wild at 9pm
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Mon May 05, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Can King Henrick continue to keep Sid the Kid off the score sheet in another back to back for the Rangers? Then it's back to Battle of California² Can Getzlaf and the Ducks solve the Kings of L.A. and Quick? Find out at 7:30 & 10:00ET
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Sat May 03, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 18, the madness is taking over. Are we slaves to The Hockey Gods? No we enlisted into their service. Ia Ia Hockey Fhtagn Habs vs Bruins NBC at 12:30ET & Kings vs Ducks NBCSN at 8ET
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Fri May 02, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Night 2, Round 2 after a double overtime last night we have a pair of series start tonight, first up Rangers and Penguins at 7:00ET and then at 9:30, the Wild at the Black Hawks. TWO ONNN(?)
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Wed April 30, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
WOOO BOY... three elimination Game 7's, one night. First up: Rangers/Flyers @7ET. Then Avs/Wild @9:30. And Kings/Sharks @10:00. Hope you don't need to be productive tomorrow, hockey fans
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Mon April 28, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
City bans public from feeding ducks in the park over fears it might encourage rats. No word of a ban on feeding rats so far
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Sun April 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoff thread #12: Goodbye and thanks for all the squid, Detroit. Early start today with Rangers & Flyers game 5 at noon eastern. At 3:00, Chicago has a shot to move on at home. Then at 8:00, the Ducks can do that on the road. GAME ONNN
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck goosed
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Sat April 26, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
How do you want your corpse posed at your funeral? Submitter will need a rubber hose, some ducks and a donkey wearing a batman suit
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(TSN)
 
 
 
You will be hockey entertained.. Boston looks to eliminate Detroit @3ET. Will it be the Jackets or Pens that gives up a 2 goal lead @7? At 9:30, the Wild look to break the home ice win pattern in Colorado. And @10, can L.A. survive the Shark tank?
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Thu April 24, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
After all the home teams winning last night, can all the home teams tonight do that too? Wings, Wild and Kings try to pull that off at 8ET, 9:30, & 10:30... East coasters better get a pregame nap in
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman files $275K lawsuit after vicious pit bull attack because owner knew the animal had "abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people." Did I say pit bull? I meant duck
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Wed April 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hello hockey fans, as we say "see you next year" to the Bolts, we have a little lighter schedule tonite, with all three home teams looking to even their series at twos... Pens/Jackets @7ET, Ducks/Stars @8, and Blues/Black Hawks @9:30
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Tue April 22, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Will Montreal get the sweep? Will San Jose set themselves up for one? One of BOS/DET & one of NYR/PHI will be up two games to one. First games start tonight at 7pm eastern on the usual channels. Usual whining to the right
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Sat April 19, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today's NHL: Scratch your nuts during a game? $25,000 fine. Spear yet another player in the nuts because you can't handle being hit? A $5,000 slap on the wrist
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Unless there is another multi-OT game (darn, what a shame THAT would be), today's NHL playoff games are spaced far enough apart that you should be able to see them all. CHI/STL @ 3ET, COL/PIT @ 7 & COL/MIN @ 9:30. Get your chores done early today
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Fri April 18, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So does this mean they'll actually have to start EATING the ducks?
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Wed April 16, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Okay boys (and girls, why not) toss the razor, it's playoff hockey time.. 3 games tonite: 1st Habs visit Tampa @7ET CBC, CNBC & @7:30ET Columbus take on the Pens CBC(?), NBCSN then @10ET Dallas are at the Ducks TSN, NBCSN GAME ONNN
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Sun April 13, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
It's time to use & then put away the razors. The NHL regular season ends with 10 games today starting at 12:30 ET. With the second season starting Wed night, it's time to shake off the winter blahs & get your fingers warmed up & ready to play
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Study finds that "pretty" Facebook friends may make people feel worse about themselves, start taking emo duck face selfies
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
He was as lame as a duck, Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ducks? In MY chimney? It's more likely than you think
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Sun April 06, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Goose... goose... DUCK
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Thu March 27, 2014
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Whether you're a tit man or tail man, this British bird has them both and is showing them off while basking in the warmer weather
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